Every few years I have to watch the viking dance again. Today is that day.

@r0ll1ng3r

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha today it was my techno viking day too.

@chromaloops3095

2 жыл бұрын

Same haha needed that boost.

@nrgflashback

2 жыл бұрын

LOL now my oldest son has the same hairdo and starts looking like this dude... LOL

@bl4ckout36

2 жыл бұрын

Same 😂

@Wutangaz

2 жыл бұрын

Haha same

When this guy turned 18, his parents moved out.

@rshade407

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@precelmusicandgames8667

3 жыл бұрын

Just like Chuck Norris.

@Benjaminsquad391

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@ryanramkissoon2124

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@triggeredravioli

3 жыл бұрын

The sacred four Vladimir Putin Zlatan Ibrahimovic Chuck Norris Techno Viking

When the time is right... we all come back here.

@NoT_FasT_JusT_FuriouS

29 күн бұрын

yeah...👍🤙

@sergeandou9853

27 күн бұрын

Amen, brother

@alexanderdeloera3442

23 күн бұрын

Im back! Lol

@diaryofacarny

16 күн бұрын

When the time is right, he will return.

@mapled3135

6 күн бұрын

I’m back 2024

Its 2024 and once again i an here for the billionth time.. Timeless classic.

@dgrvanime5789

2 ай бұрын

It's 2025 for me now 😂

@danielpepper1190

Ай бұрын

I'm right here with you bud, All hail techno viking!!!

@kimlarsen1

Ай бұрын

but it only have 30million views

@ayseee0522

Ай бұрын

@@kimlarsen1 😂😂 Only 30 million

@duchovicius5520

Ай бұрын

Yes!

This better be the ending to Assassins Creed Valhalla

@HFIntegrale

4 жыл бұрын

I literally LOLED!!

@Niixxee

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@lumpypillowguy542

4 жыл бұрын

If it's not 0/10 I want my money back

@yungdanzo7981

4 жыл бұрын

HF Integrale reddit 100 wholesome baby yoda chungus moment keanu!

@StarPointy

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

They say the man who ran into the girl is still walking in the direction TechnoViking pointed.

@knuckduster

6 жыл бұрын

Trembling Kiwi 😂😂😂😂

@FueledbyAdrenaline17

6 жыл бұрын

He has circled the world twice.

@inadequatesubject8103

6 жыл бұрын

rofl - he was also bodyguard .. i fed him xtc

@i4gothowtotalklol548

6 жыл бұрын

You made my day

@allee6096

6 жыл бұрын

Drew Morse I bet you're real fun at parties..

That pointing pose before the beat drop is unbelievably hard

@paprapple9398

22 күн бұрын

that was a command 😂

The thing that makes the Viking truly legendary? We still have no idea who this guy really is.

That isn't music playing....that's his heartbeat.

@MatthewPaul.

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@wikusclass77

5 жыл бұрын

😂🤘

@alexnagy8192

5 жыл бұрын

The king engine

@turdferguson8928

5 жыл бұрын

Best comment

@szopgracz7408

4 жыл бұрын

viking engine

This is the internet's final boss.

@_Gwuapo

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@dickmccarthy9496

3 жыл бұрын

🤣😂 I would never beat it. Too hard even on easy difficulty.

@PeterEnis

3 жыл бұрын

@@dickmccarthy9496 no such thing as easy with techno viking

@bradwillmadeit3803

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@xmarkiexmayhemx2200

3 жыл бұрын

No I am

The fact this guy exists somewhere in the real world gives me hope for humanity

@maksimnaumov2227

2 ай бұрын

Dunno about hope, mate. I got chills and a bit scared of that.

@ElizabethMcDermott-cy4cv

2 ай бұрын

I hope he's creating content.

@USAReject

2 ай бұрын

he’s in the mountains, training, growing stronger, for when he will be needed in the end times

@theofficialgreenkane9645

2 ай бұрын

@gregorysnapplecock8163 Yes. 100% awesomeness still exists. It’s a dying breed.

@toomeowstream3253

2 ай бұрын

He should breed all the girls in the world, he is the ultimate alpha male

I miss those days…some crazy random stuff became viral because of the art itself and then…nothing again from those people…that’s why is special … authentic

There is not enough respect and recognition for the water boy, which is responsible for the hydration of the legend viking

@SirGingrich

8 ай бұрын

All hail the Waterboy, who keepeth the Viking satiated!

@a-dv7uy

8 ай бұрын

Part 2 kzread.info/dash/bejne/ipWJ08tqmMrLn9Y.html

@rovenspodie4804

8 ай бұрын

Technocupbearer

@Rebelscum264

7 ай бұрын

That wasn’t water

@noahjones1192

7 ай бұрын

whatever it was wasnt water. noticed how he handed it to him upside down? that meant something

I think the water guy is actually a time traveller who just wanted to be in this legendary video.

@sergeipavlenko8460

4 жыл бұрын

everyone wanted) I wish to be there....

@panchovilla6008

4 жыл бұрын

And afterwards he just pops open a beer and disappears in the distance jajaja

@FranzFerdinand76

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah it's strange, he just kind of appears from out of nowhere.

@danielmiller7474

4 жыл бұрын

Really funny thought....

@collapsingnewpunkie

4 жыл бұрын

Well what can The Doctor say, other than they love memes

It may sound dumb but some videos including this one need to be preserved for future generations to understand how the internet became what it is today. God bless Techno Viking.

@sangok

Ай бұрын

somebody should set up a playlist for that! well I guess sb already did haha well let's hit the search

@seananon4893

21 күн бұрын

GreensKeepers "Lotion", is another of my all-time favorite videos to return to years later.

@sylvestervoigt9836

5 күн бұрын

I like when Techno Viking tells that Mesomorph young Man to Hit the Bricks 😂

It was totally worth inventing the internet just for this 4 minutes🙌

Here we are. 2023 and Technoviking is still relevant. Technoviking is timeless.

@arandomcowboy1653

Жыл бұрын

YES

@Shiro_THC

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@nicolevelazquez344

Жыл бұрын

Agree

@SergioLTLyotoTech

Жыл бұрын

Oh yes!!!

@combadil

Жыл бұрын

Yes. Techno Viking got never old. Hail to the Techno Viking!!! 🦾

Im gonna tell my kids this was Thor.

@pavelkolarov4075

4 жыл бұрын

you are technically correct

@nicolajhardbass1608

4 жыл бұрын

Yes it's actually Thor

@Shinransa

4 жыл бұрын

This is Thor right before he started getting dummy thicc

@LadyVoldemort

4 жыл бұрын

I literally thought he was Charlie Hunnam or something before I know the story behind this video...

@nicolajhardbass1608

4 жыл бұрын

Many it's not Thor it's Odin

Years later, this is still the purest form of what Internet legends are made of... raw, dynamic, techno, awe inspiring moment that can never be repeated.

Techno viking doesn't cut his grass....he stares it down into submission until it cuts itself.

I love how random people just walk up to him with random offerings and he’s just like “eh water I shall inhale it. Pamphlet. I shall glance over it. Now. I. Shall. Dance.”

@jennyk9484

3 жыл бұрын

Thought the same thing...like he is their king. It all started when he defended that lady...lol

@gcwok

3 жыл бұрын

Pamphlet. I shall rip it.

@TheRationReviewer

3 жыл бұрын

@@jennyk9484 Their Vi-King?

@Romeis

3 жыл бұрын

probably couldn't read shit anyway due to dilated pupils

@dreia2405

3 жыл бұрын

Yes hahaha

There is no speakers playing the music, it's just the Technoviking's thoughts transmitting and emanating directly from his mind in the surroundings.

@33hegemon

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah, no shit.

@ProScene24

8 жыл бұрын

Are you blind? behind the people who filming is a Car. This Car plays the music!

@nashvilleresident2133

8 жыл бұрын

+33hegemon lol

@prafdinsteleverzi

8 жыл бұрын

+nici87ify dude..it's a joke...

@degudorfderkum

7 жыл бұрын

wtf

the way his body starts to move after drinking from that bottle suggests that it was water straight from the well in valhalla! Today this water is more commonly known as pure acid.

Every now and then I feel like watching this as a boost. Needed one right now

@USAReject

2 ай бұрын

inspiration for sure

did he just summon a man to give him a water bottle

@dennisdaniel1208

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

@NothingButStardust

4 жыл бұрын

IKR? Out of nowhere, some guy just offered water. 🤷🏽‍♂️

@wilmer89

4 жыл бұрын

He's his minion

@AlphaLobbysGraphicDesigner3

4 жыл бұрын

@@NothingButStardust Its because all of them are on MDMA or on other Drugs

@s.ballert

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

When Technoviking left home as a teenager, he turned to his father and said "you are the man of the house now"

@mauricioesma

Жыл бұрын

made me chuckle IRL not gonna lie LMAO 😂😂😂

@ewganhoff

Жыл бұрын

Brilliant!!!🤣

@MISTER.MAN.

Жыл бұрын

Ha ha amazing😁🇬🇧

@CristianNazare

Жыл бұрын

hahahahahah great joke!

@Jack_The_Mando

Жыл бұрын

Ahahahahaha wtf man

как традиция каждый год смотреть техно-викинга. всем салам из 2024 года

@kaymorrice8141

16 күн бұрын

It’s my first time here lol

I have watched the Techno Viking quite a few times and I'm glad that it's still uploaded after all this time. I'm 64 yrs old and this proves to me that there's still hope and great humanity in this world. "GO TECHNO VIKING !" 🤗😎😲

Remember:Technoviking does not dance to the music,the music plays to technovikings dance

@vffa

7 жыл бұрын

win

@tziuriky86

7 жыл бұрын

The big bang was just the very first shockwave of his very first techno dance move.

@daspedal2730

7 жыл бұрын

made my day!!! xD

@mro1864

7 жыл бұрын

Marvin Knier TechnoViking once threw a hand grenade and killed 100 terrorists...then it exploded.

@Finalform

7 жыл бұрын

OF COZ!!!

I love how during the entire video emissaries of the nations he conquered are bringing gifts and tributes to their overlord.

@praetormartinus9046

3 жыл бұрын

Your comment needs more likes !

@fhellipehadan2965

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha yeees man

@radiomandelbrot5868

3 жыл бұрын

omg that's exactly what it looks like 😂

@derpaderp2871

3 жыл бұрын

I’m lol’ing. Then lol’ing again. Totally funny.

@eightiesboy

3 жыл бұрын

😆😆😆😄😄😄😆😆😆

It's 2024 and this is how KZread was a long time ago. I wish it just stay simple as this. Not filled with unnecessary distractions everywhere. Still though the legendary viking dance the best.

@tmar8959

2 ай бұрын

Yea very simple edits/ animations. The raw content was what made it so compelling

Welcome back, this wont be your last time.

Started off the video thinking to myself, "who is this guy?" but after watching I'm stuck here asking "who am I?"

@ALifeinMusic

3 жыл бұрын

Epic X-D thx for the laugh :-DDD

@rodrigofernandez9530

3 жыл бұрын

lol, nice one!♥

@nathangoforth4347

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂 He's a plastic surgeon raver. But they was part of the atmosphere 👍👍🤣🤣

@2222Lilou2222

3 жыл бұрын

This is the best comment

@chauanlemos3874

3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

When this guy goes to the strip club the strippers throw money at him

@RyanSmith-wo2pi

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

@jeannedarc7533

3 жыл бұрын

When this guy goes to the club, the bouncers show him their I.D and if it's fake, they apologize.

@Classyinsweden

3 жыл бұрын

hello there

@Jkim890

2 жыл бұрын

Then they throw themselves

@pyromaniac3098

2 жыл бұрын

now i'm imagine him being a stripper

I always thought Techno Viking was Swedish but for the first time I watched the full video.. turns out he is German. Viking genes either way xD

he gives back the water bottle and the guy doesn't even check if the lid is closed properly, this level of trust is unheard of

So this is the final Boss of KZread...

@A__Z57

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

@anactualalpaca7016

4 жыл бұрын

I shall defeat him

@jessewjames-ym1rc

4 жыл бұрын

🤣

@nosatisfaction2278

4 жыл бұрын

😂👍🏻

@SuperPeterok

4 жыл бұрын

He couldn't hack it in the UFC.

Around his neck he is wearing the dogtags of all the other fallen techno vikings he has beaten through the medium of dance

@quietreason9667

4 жыл бұрын

That's gloriously funny

@erikaronsson8964

4 жыл бұрын

Jesus is God

@erichboyer

4 жыл бұрын

There can only be one!

@plonty9926

4 жыл бұрын

@@quietreason9667 Local Dads vor 2 Jahren They say the man who ran into the girl is still walking in the direction TechnoViking pointed. 15.129 UndergroundM M UndergroundM M vor 1 Monat He shall be summoned to confront the virus. 2003 Mark .H Mark .H vor 2 Tagen This better be the ending to Assassins Creed Valhalla Local Dads vor 2 Jahren They say the man who ran into the girl is still walking in the direction TechnoViking pointed. 15.129 UndergroundM M UndergroundM M vor 1 Monat He shall be summoned to confront the virus. 2003 Mark .H Mark .H vor 2 Tagen This better be the ending to Assassins Creed Valhalla

@therealpatricklyons

4 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

One of most viral moments ever. Don’t Fuck with Viking Man.

Iconic. Just showed my 9 year old son, it must be passed to future generations 😂❤

@withlov

2 ай бұрын

It must be passed on to the future generations to never be forgotten 😂❤

If aliens visited us they would think this guy is our leader

@travisharvey4995

4 жыл бұрын

No fucking wonder

@HaxorPwnerHax

4 жыл бұрын

and they would be correct.

@genphillips8665

4 жыл бұрын

@Pot Ate Toe they already are visiting us

@antoninus2678

4 жыл бұрын

@@genphillips8665 then the viking himself has already been probed

@IshikawaGoemon

4 жыл бұрын

They would not be wrong.

Remember if you run into a person and don't apologise, technoviking will spawn.

@L.L.2045

3 жыл бұрын

haha

@erikswetter6816

3 жыл бұрын

Spawn ? I think you mean spam. Vikings are well known for their love for spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam lovely spam wonderful spam spam spam spam

@pablok9956

3 жыл бұрын

@@erikswetter6816 no, it's about spawning the technoviking near you. Seriously don't ya know TO SPAWN word? and your name is weird

@erikswetter6816

3 жыл бұрын

​@@pablok9956 Yes it is, thank you, glad you like it. Yes I do know TO SPAWN word. And the TO SPAM one, also. Spawning they sure did. But Vikings were also very much interested in spam, all the time, that's why I thought there might be some historical confusion. Here's the evidence: kzread.info/dash/bejne/kZaLlth-n5SsZKg.html

@UncleanSpirit

3 жыл бұрын

@@erikswetter6816 spawn as in regenerate like in a video game. Now go away

You haven't lived until you have seen this .

I love coming back to this every so often, it's a happy place of mine. I'm fairly sure some merch companies tried to get him on board for his likeness for t shirts, poster etc. He said no, didn't want anything to do with them. Absolute legend.

How he grabs his water, without looking. How he grabs his flyer, without looking. He just knows, that anything handed to him, is already approved by him. Legend.

@connorhall8463

4 ай бұрын

The way he tears up that flyer i like to think it’s a secret coded message 😂

@snake5305

3 ай бұрын

He tore the paper up and threw it on the ground.

@kendtchileninjah5905

3 ай бұрын

@@connorhall8463the paper was a golden ticket with a secret location..rumor has it..each individual he pointed at..was hit by a bolt

@sk-sm9sh

3 ай бұрын

Flyer was just a regular spam lol as he starts tearing it after reading. Even techno viking is not immune to flyer spam.

@Azeltirish

3 ай бұрын

All according to Odin's will

Techno viking: Defend the women, Defend the techno

@ataud9754

4 жыл бұрын

Amen

@masao1984

3 жыл бұрын

The Pure True!

@nicspits9876

3 жыл бұрын

Hire a guy to enact a scene to make you look good and have KZread love you forever.... Except one of your film guys caught the supposed dbag riding on the train and cheering you on...

@gungho1284

3 жыл бұрын

Especially that old crunchy Berlin techno.

@CeLM_73

3 жыл бұрын

El meccanico Are you mangina?

2024 the world needs the return of technoviking

Anyone hands me water now it has to be upside down. No upright s##t no more.

If he slapped me without a reason, i will apologize.

@IvyDoesShenanigans

3 жыл бұрын

Nah you couldn't, cause your head would be too far away

@vaniapinto8214

3 жыл бұрын

I would say “Harder😌”

@IvyDoesShenanigans

3 жыл бұрын

@@vaniapinto8214 ahaiiight now we're entering "those" areas... wich means I shall run

@lucasle11

3 жыл бұрын

If he slapped me, I would knock his weird ass the fuck out with a one hitter quitter

@DDM_08

3 жыл бұрын

lucasle11 ok karen.

This video must never be lost. Humanity’s survival depends on it.

@dwrighte1

2 жыл бұрын

Amen to that brother! Amen!

@Ferroes

2 жыл бұрын

Were this video be lost, humanity will be plunged into a second dark age

@arturscabbed

2 жыл бұрын

Well the sound is already gone..

@MikeF031

2 жыл бұрын

You might be right.

@uraveragejohndoe2180

2 жыл бұрын

If aliens ever came to earth show them this video no other video just this one

A proper alpha leads and protects his people and teaches them epic dance moves.

I have no idea why I watch this for the 77th time in my life

For over 10 years now, I've watched Technoviking every Thanksgiving. Can't stop, won't stop. See you next year!

@artico777

3 жыл бұрын

Happy Thanksgiving

@zer08927

3 жыл бұрын

See you next year!

@Yunus-hz2po

3 жыл бұрын

go outside or smthn man idk

@hassanali2208

3 жыл бұрын

why bro

@nickortiz2683

3 жыл бұрын

Really? Dude this just made my fucking day. Little things like this make me remember how awesome people are. I love that you made this a part of your Thanksgiving tradition.

I wonder if anyone in the video knew they were going to be part of the world's most important historical footage.

@Avus86

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@bilbobaggins4710

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheSiruncle liar

@TheSiruncle

3 жыл бұрын

@@bilbobaggins4710 cheers for that.

@bilbobaggins4710

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheSiruncle the war on whites is real.....we must overcome 🙋

@Darkane1990

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheSiruncle That wasn't at the love parade. This much smaller parade was called fuck parade.

it's amazing how there can be so many people and not of them are dancing to the actual beat. God bless the euros for that.

13 years already. I can only imagine how much his magnificent beard has grown already. Legend says it braids itsef naturally.

@paulmustermann7068

4 ай бұрын

It happened almost 24 years ago :)

@CamAteUrKFC

3 ай бұрын

He shaved it, and ended up marrying the dude in the black muscle shirt.

@_brockn_

3 ай бұрын

@@CamAteUrKFC😂😂😂

if i ever have a daughter who goes out to party now and then i hope there is always a technoviking there to protect her

@candyfloss184

Жыл бұрын

I am that guy who protect and try to descalate.

@lorddoosworth8175

Жыл бұрын

@@candyfloss184 le knight de la white?

@MoyaBrennan6825

Жыл бұрын

that black tank top guy was his boyfriend now husband

@TheSurviver2

Жыл бұрын

Techno viking is gay?

@reyne8424

Жыл бұрын

As a german women active in the techno and the medieval/viking scene in Germany, I can say there often is someone.

The Water Guy drank from the bottle after Viking did. This was the best moment in his life. He felt very strong

@robertstretch8878

2 жыл бұрын

That's cause it was laced with speed. Sharing is caring

@rikuuu632

2 жыл бұрын

I think its more than that. Thinking of how no one will be able to willingly do that nowadays with this pandemic. It had to be precious.

@GoldCoastRep

2 жыл бұрын

He clearly pulls out a can and cracks it

@stevefratus1546

2 жыл бұрын

It was a can of something he pulled out of the bag after he put the dumb Viking guy’s water in it.

@YourFault

2 жыл бұрын

Probably lsd water 💦

I love how German this meme is. Especially the fact that the man in the video sued the maker of the meme for making him a meme.

The viking doesn't even thank the water boy verbally. He lets him know his services were appreciated by immediately breaking into his ancestorial dance.

He was sent by Odin to show mortals what real dance moves are.

@mrkoxx

5 жыл бұрын

pffffffffffft ,that IS odin

@peterlustig6888

5 жыл бұрын

If anything Donar

@jasonarigoni372

5 жыл бұрын

HAIL BROTHER ODIN!

@jacobandrews2663

5 жыл бұрын

Care to dance like a true man?

@lycangypsypriest3190

5 жыл бұрын

Raiden TM haha

Legend has it, Technoviking is a real viking age from medieval Scandinavia. He just traveled to the future to gift us his presence for no reason. Truly a viking.. Shows up and does something scary. Celebrates then leaves and gets respected even till the future.

Its the fact everyone starts following him, thats a leader.

@RobinJames8282

23 күн бұрын

He was stood next to van playing music. When the van started moving, he followed it, therefore it looks like people are following him. They are not following him. They are all following the van.

The fact that it's all organically happened makes it god tier

@dingleberry2300

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly, not like the crap on tiktok or IG now that’s so god damn staged it’s cringy

@andrmeda5567

2 жыл бұрын

Fr props to that one random guy that pulled up w a water bottle😂

@SlothhhKinggg

2 жыл бұрын

@@andrmeda5567 What a mate

@FBarbarian

2 жыл бұрын

There were drugs involved here, nothing organic :D

@cloudburstdrones

2 жыл бұрын

@@FBarbarian organic chemistry

I just keep coming back. its almost like a pilgrimage at this point. Keeps you grounded, still as good as ever.

Two Viking legends are above all others...the lone axe welding Viking who held off an army at Stamford bridge in England by himself and then the man who danced at fuckparade 2000ad

Geez the late 90's and early 2000's feels like an alternate dimension now, what a crazy time

@njp9554

2 жыл бұрын

Best days of my life

@nickeyfynn3270

2 жыл бұрын

it was the height of humanity before stupidity other wise known as WOKE stepped in.

@SectorSos

2 жыл бұрын

I feel Old!!!

@satyakisil4289

2 жыл бұрын

Pax Americana, as you might say.

@SimoR464

2 жыл бұрын

Say thanks to the drugs boom 💥

I forgot how legit his thousand mile stare is. that guy is still walking in the other direction 13 years later....

@RobinJames8282

23 күн бұрын

Nah, he's literally sitting on the back of the van. You can see him later in this same video. He doesn't go anywhere, he stays there

I remember watching this years ago and enjoying everything that happened in the video. All these years later its still a vibe

I DEMAND TECHNO VIKING AS A MORTAL KOMBAT 11 DLC CHARACTER.

@Cirkustanz

5 жыл бұрын

I have not purchased the game, but I promise that I will if this happens.

@zon3k

5 жыл бұрын

You can dance like him in fortnite now

@simba917_

4 жыл бұрын

I want too

@sadmanpranto9026

4 жыл бұрын

He can't join it.... that'd break the rules... because it's 'MORTAL' kombat...

@terminator6407

4 жыл бұрын

@@sadmanpranto9026 Clearly that guy is a norse god

He had so much alpha energy that everyone started following him.

@blackhoodie3461

4 жыл бұрын

Fork Plays Free 🤣🤣💪🏽

@ALEXANDERATTACK

4 жыл бұрын

He is beyond them all combined

@trendgil

4 жыл бұрын

Fork Plays Free dude, evening literally started moving forward when he starting dancing towards them xD

@wilmer89

4 жыл бұрын

Alpha asf

@wilmer89

4 жыл бұрын

More alpha than the golden one

You got to love this. Makes me want to got back to my raving times 😃

Simply the best video I ever watched. Damn I feel old

I like how everyone just automatically starts following him like he's their born leader.

@gefrast1

Жыл бұрын

they all follow the truck where the sound system and the kneecam are on.

@marcoroberts9462

Жыл бұрын

@@gefrast1 . “they all follow the truck” - 🤓

@kmbat40

Жыл бұрын

@@marcoroberts9462 "duster pfp" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAH

@dijango0015

Жыл бұрын

@@gefrast1 no, because technoviking walked foreward the truck started driving, cause it didnt wanted to be in the way of him.

@coreybrooks4625

Жыл бұрын

Yeah he's the jesus of asgard and these are his followers.

Him first repelling the darkness, then the divine assistant offering him the sacred enchanted waters, and then the sacred dance of the light with his disciples while he shows them the way to redemption. This video is 100% perfect.

@mommyslittlehamburgerhelpe4700

2 жыл бұрын

It’s like spotting a rare white spirit moose in the wilderness 🤘🚬👽🤘

@SlothhhKinggg

2 жыл бұрын

I don't know what the fuck you guys are talking about, but it sounds rad!

@thestormyblizzard1357

2 жыл бұрын

@@SlothhhKinggg The man himself!

@Mimzy1313

2 жыл бұрын

This comment is the perfect summation of whatever the fuck is happening before my eyes.

@devolutionone

2 жыл бұрын

Until he sued the guy that filmed this video..

For future generations - that's the exact point where the event took place: 52°31'35.1"N 13°24'12.8"E

Mans been walking in that direction for years. He’s in Egypt now

He emerged from the shadows of Berlin, accepted the water, danced and disappeared back to the shadows. His identity remains a secret, his tale became legend…

@fortogarebel8872

Жыл бұрын

Bravo sir. You got a legitimate lol outta me. Your prose reminded me of King Arthur and Excalibur

@ghw1331

Жыл бұрын

His identity is known, he lives near Berlin and is a biologist

@moritzl4024

Жыл бұрын

@@ghw1331 No, the identity everyone is referring to was part of a satirical magazine. Not related to the Viking in any way…

@moritzl4024

Жыл бұрын

@@Dana-03772 No, nobody knows who he is. The name you are referring to was part of a satirical article from a danish magazin.

@deanpd3402

Жыл бұрын

@@moritzl4024 Who is the blue-haired girl? Who is the drunk? Who is the water dispenser? Who are all the techno dancers? Who gave him the note? Who caused him to turn around and leave the dance? We must ask all of the questions.

I love how everybody starts to follow this guy, like "now he his my leader"

@bobafat2082

2 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure it's video on some kind of parade wagon and the parade started moving again lmao

@davidbanner9851

2 жыл бұрын

Well, we tend to follow the strong, charismatic figures. Who was going to follow the water bottle guy? 🤪

@leu3368

2 жыл бұрын

This is now my headcanon.

@PIERRE35456

2 жыл бұрын

He alpha

@michaelmaguire1229

2 жыл бұрын

I know. What pussies. I would never follow anybody.

That sound/beat is excellent.!!

Techno viking to me is the ultimate symbol of a human being totally in their prime, totally in their element. No fears, no hesitations, just peak existence.

@Ok-qg7pj

3 жыл бұрын

And drugs

@dancostello5234

3 жыл бұрын

this is so well said! He embodies LIFE!

@ANGELxINxDESARKNS

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ok-qg7pj him on drugs is like me sober for 80 years then smoking a cigarette...

@the_real_XO

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah 3 minutes primetime and then guy in black takes over 3:49

@amirsorhan503

3 жыл бұрын

Its called Xanex and MDMA

Ragnar: Today my son danced well. From this day on he shall be known as Bjorn Technoside.

@alexostin2944

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaahaahaa this is wonderful

@jisles1605

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment 👏

@AngieParty12380

3 жыл бұрын

Wow just wow i hadnt thought of that in so loooooong

@persephone2706

3 жыл бұрын

This.

@JarHeadDave1976

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂Bjorn technoside, like it

Legend has it the dude who drank from Techno Viking’s bottle went straight home and added a 2nd & 3rd level to his house that afternoon.

Those were my student years - cannot believe it looked that way at Rosenthaler. It was the time we believed Berlin to be a promising future place / it never became that, it was like that and faded…

the second delivery guy handed him a 100 million dollar cheque from government to betray his comrades and stop the march, but he teared it into pieces unnoticeably.

@crowcorvinus3173

6 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@Michaelas10sk8

5 ай бұрын

And then he THREW IT ON THE GROUND!

@foggylegg6362

5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Queeph

3 ай бұрын

@@Michaelas10sk8 he straight just pointed to someone while slowly lettings the ripped pieces out of his other hand lmao

@dfredankey

3 ай бұрын

@@Michaelas10sk8🔥🔥🔥 good reference

Technoviking doesn't move with the crowd, the crowd moves with Technoviking!

@Tuzzz94

4 жыл бұрын

It's funny how this is actually literally true

@mssaltygiggles

4 жыл бұрын

LOL

@theexotitan5559

4 жыл бұрын

Leading the charge.

there are many elements that make this pretty epic...

The techno viking is never late. Nor is he early; he arrives precisely when he means to.

I could follow this guy into battle.

@dslkjvoxicuyhgl4554

5 жыл бұрын

A dance battle....uhntsssuhntsssuntssuhntss

@AnthonyFlames275

5 жыл бұрын

We all would i think

@10aDowningStreet

5 жыл бұрын

You would not survive battle, traveller... unless you were to acquire only the finest of potions.

@cacao1312

5 жыл бұрын

Karl you cannot handle these potions traveler

@notatruck2640

5 жыл бұрын

The ancients did, and so shall we

Everyone instantly recognized his Leadership and gave up their whole lives to follow him

This never gets old.

We should all be lucky enough to have a Teknoviking in our lives.

When your DNA test shows that you're 1% Norwegian

@justfip

3 жыл бұрын

He’s german tho

@FrostyCat12

3 жыл бұрын

@Emperor Valkorion damn valkorion, thought I killed you In my mind

@danieledamico9729

3 жыл бұрын

Communist Cat my dna test result more then 1% scandinavian....me...but my god...i’m sicilian. I can dance tarantella.

@warg3222

3 жыл бұрын

Yes haha, mine is 24% scandinavia and i really felt like that, lol

@yangliu2299

3 жыл бұрын

Europeans are incredible mix i wouldnt be surprised if everyone has a few % of Scandinavian blood in them. One of my italian friend tested his dna and got viking blood too though he looked nothing like a viking. German is very close to ghem vikings as well

Techno Viking is Earth's final boss.

@Redlife666

5 жыл бұрын

Bryan Roderick he is God’s final boss

@Bluecheese1400

5 жыл бұрын

He is gods final boss final boss

@srtamales721

5 жыл бұрын

He is the god's final boss final boss final boss

@masterloard

5 жыл бұрын

He is the final god's boss's final boss god final final god boss final boss god god

@srtamales721

5 жыл бұрын

@@masterloard No he is the final god's boss's final boss god final final god boss final boss god god's final god boss

Techno Viking es un icono único de lider atemporal... aún hoy sigue creando expectación 😮Un Mesías sin ambición

This really was a different age. A blue hair that's actually fit.......🤯🤯

When you exhibit pure leadership qualities and you’re not even trying

@somedude8346

4 жыл бұрын

He is gigachads nordic cousin of course he could lead an army simply by existing

@deprae5788

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure all the high ravers just thought they saw some kind of bassline god appear before them

@jawsper1

4 жыл бұрын

I was going to like this comment, but then I saw you're at 420 likes. I like that more.

I swear, he is not a human. He is one of the old gods, trying out this new mortal music stuff, he just came down for it from Asgard.

@SeaJay_Oceans

4 жыл бұрын

Shhhh .... it's so hard for them to visit without people filming them ....

@ainzooalgown9136

4 жыл бұрын

@@SeaJay_Oceans he didnt give a fck xD

@medievalviking8633

4 жыл бұрын

He shall listen to Amon Amarth than!

@Mitke420

4 жыл бұрын

What asgard has to do with wikings

@medievalviking8633

4 жыл бұрын

@@Mitke420 you are a fool!

Techno Viking needs to come back to bring the world hope

That sound sounds amazing with the distorted speakers