Sad there wasn't a scene about how Kratos killed Thanatos. "Death is dead." "Bro gtfo, how?"
@sappz
Жыл бұрын
God of war chain of Olympus/ ghost of sparta...... Not sure which one
@Nova-tl4yc
Жыл бұрын
@@sappz Ghost of Sparta
@marshals5261
Жыл бұрын
the scene where Kratos kills Thanatos is in Ghost of Sparta
@desadograisedrobot515
Жыл бұрын
Zeus hearing the news about Hades being dead. "Dead is dead" "Ahhh shit..."
@jackson3475
Жыл бұрын
Imagine Hades hearing: _"Sir, he came in, went out, in again, out once more and also made a detour to turn your wife into a veggetable"_
@plutosworld330 Жыл бұрын
"YOU SERIOUS?" "On Zeus" "GET MY CLAWS GET MY CLAWS" bro the god of wars skits will never get old lmaoo
@MsDavid47
Жыл бұрын
Hades: Fine I will do it myself.
@jysearjones4819
Жыл бұрын
@@MsDavid47 then hades proceeds to get his @$$ whooped.
@PanGacha
Жыл бұрын
@@jysearjones4819 6
@bdotfredo5145
Жыл бұрын
@@PanGacha RT+LT
@vitorcosta7676
Жыл бұрын
For sure will never get old, he should keep going.
@abysswalker2115 Жыл бұрын
It’s funny how you basically got the characterization of hades in the books. He was pissed af in the books, plus he was tryna find out who helped Kratos out of the underworld.
@fusiontoa18
Жыл бұрын
There are books?
@abysswalker2115
Жыл бұрын
@@fusiontoa18 yeah novelizations of the games
@bluhmer1990
Жыл бұрын
I mean I would be mad too that people keep interfering with his world.
@Yami-no-Raiden
Жыл бұрын
Wait, didn't Hades gift Kratos some shit to help him kill Ares MOMENTS before he died in game 1?
@crimsoneclipse1882
Жыл бұрын
@@Yami-no-Raiden I think it's because at that point shit hasn't escalated too much yet.
@atlasthegenprotogen8051 Жыл бұрын
This is true,Hades probably mad for Zeus for making kratos
@stevejazon6861
Жыл бұрын
He'd be double mad after finding out the rope was from Zeus
@durrangodsgrief6503
Жыл бұрын
Nah this ares not zeus
@__mindflayer__
Жыл бұрын
@{Lunar Aono} Ares literally turned his family to ash. Which Zeus didn’t want. I’m pretty sure Ares is at fault.
@GhostRavenFIN
Жыл бұрын
@@__mindflayer__ I mean, Kratos exists because Zeus didn't keep it in his pants, as is his style.
@__mindflayer__
Жыл бұрын
@@GhostRavenFIN Well yea but like Zeus has the right to get in the guts of some bitches. I don’t think Ares was justified to turn a man’s family into ash.
@nelkabenga3295 Жыл бұрын
Hades is moving like King Yemma at this point
@malwrld
Жыл бұрын
Nah thats a crazy statement 😂😂
@NeocrimsonX
Жыл бұрын
@{Lunar Aono} cough persephone cough
@isaiah7139
Жыл бұрын
Facts!!! King Yemma is terrible at his job 😂🤦🏾♂️
@NeocrimsonX
Жыл бұрын
@{Lunar Aono} 💀
@Deathmare235
Жыл бұрын
@@NeocrimsonX exactly he has a stable relationship
@Chillpillz01 Жыл бұрын
The talent it takes to have whole ass conversations with yourself and have them be so convincing is insane
@joshua2280
Жыл бұрын
I do it all the time. No you don't.. shut up we do too!
@largebigmacmealwithfanta
Жыл бұрын
@@joshua2280 the real talent comes from making it convincing
@winterinvicta
6 ай бұрын
Meanwhile schizophrenics
@connorgarcia8676
4 ай бұрын
lol@@winterinvicta
@ronin8741
4 ай бұрын
Facts but I do that sometimes like I imagine I’m doing a interview
@Thatmellofello Жыл бұрын
“Get my claws, you serious?? You serious???” “On Zeus Bruh” has me dead 💀
@eduardohayashisantanna3533
Жыл бұрын
So Hades...
@grvnbrwn3761 Жыл бұрын
2:14 “Zeus live streamed it” had me dead😂😂😂
@newhybrid101
Жыл бұрын
Godtube
@TRG_R17
Жыл бұрын
207 Likes
@tiffanyoates9856
Жыл бұрын
Lmaoo it’s funny he said that cause in the Percy Jackson books the gods actually live stream stuff 💀
@Rother-bg2mb
Жыл бұрын
XDD
@mrhbs_op6636
Жыл бұрын
Olymtube
@bmwright1991 Жыл бұрын
“Did you take away his weapons?” *concerned as hell “No sir we didn’t.” “Why wouldn’t you do that?” *scared as hell 🤣🤣🤣
@Nostroman_Praetor
Жыл бұрын
But they couldn't tho, its literally impossible to get them away from him.
@DJackson747
Жыл бұрын
*Cuts back to 30 minutes ago* Kratos emanating Brock Samson energy : "Go ahead, take it from me!"
@anjaneyasreetrout2444
Жыл бұрын
@@Nostroman_Praetor The gods could have tried at the very least tbh. Knowing the extent of their abilities, it's kinda weird as hell.
@user-pm9ev3up5t
Жыл бұрын
@@anjaneyasreetrout2444 Its Not Actually Kratos was Cursed With Blade of Chaos will follow him till his death and He used magic to bind other weapons with his soul but not in a cursed way
@ravencollins5638
Жыл бұрын
@@Nostroman_Praetor To a certain extent you can, it would've been funny if he got to alfheim and the blades were just on the ground though
@omnipresentl1316 Жыл бұрын
Funny thing is that the Greek Underworld holds a hell(Tartarus), middle ground for normal people who didn't accomplish what Achilles and Heracles did (the Asphodel Meadows), and heaven for heroes only (Elysium).
@arta.xshaca
Жыл бұрын
I guess Tartarus was the only thing previously but more realms were added under the earth as mortals were created
@novacollapse
Жыл бұрын
Isn't the equivalent of hell the Fields of Punishment? And I thought Tartarus was for monsters
@omnipresentl1316
Жыл бұрын
@@novacollapse you're right, Fields of Punishment is the mortal version of Tartarus but it's not a part of it. My bad, mixed up some locations but my point is still that every afterlife for a mortal is in the Underworld.
@WolfedOut
Жыл бұрын
@@omnipresentl1316 Yeah, Tartarus is the hell of hell, under the underworld, deeper than the deep. Real shit is down there.
@omnipresentl1316
Жыл бұрын
@@WolfedOut including a punishment specifically designed for whoever decided to piss off multiple gods like the one guy who is in a pit with water and an apple tree branch that when he gets thirsty the water will defend as he tries to scoop it and if he reaches for the apple the branch will rise out of his reach. That is both mentally and physically exhausting especially since you'll feel hungry and thirsty for eternity while the things that can cure it are just out of reach.
@nerodevil.24 Жыл бұрын
Kratos killed his wife in a psp prequel too MEGA DISRESPECT!!!!!!!!!
@cotymccollum2927
Жыл бұрын
And to think Hades had to help Kratos in God of war 1 after that!
@justinmac9352
Жыл бұрын
I played that shit 😂. Chains of Olympus alongside ATLAS.
@alanpereyra5503
Жыл бұрын
@Steven Armstrong no, Chain of Olympus is before God of War 1. The Second PSP game (the one where you find Deimos and kill Thanatos, is between GoW 1 and GoW 2).
@deathsdoor07
Жыл бұрын
Persephone was going to destroy the world.
@PedroCosta-qs7wr
Жыл бұрын
@@alanpereyra5503 Ascension?
@devilsadvocate7241 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact; both Hades and Mr. Krabs have the same voice actor
@Bus7585
Жыл бұрын
And both hate their main characters
@GhidorahFan64
Жыл бұрын
WHATTTTT
@RabblesTheBinx
Жыл бұрын
And Lex Luthor
@angkhoanguyen6114
Жыл бұрын
@@Bus7585 Uh no. Mr. Krabs and Spongebob have complicated but lovely Father-Son relationship.
@LucianUchiha
Жыл бұрын
And Hank from Detroit: Become Human
@johnnyvital1948 Жыл бұрын
He’s going to whoop my ass too sir I’m right with you 💀💀💀
@nicholascauton9648 Жыл бұрын
Lmao for real tho. Kratos escaped the underworld thrice. Hades really does have a shitty security system.
@vodkaEditz
Жыл бұрын
Well Charon and Thanatos died so haha
@Anonymous-hx3pu
Жыл бұрын
Even more times if you consider everytime he dies while the player is in control cannon.
@vergilthedarkslayer8593
Жыл бұрын
4 times
@vodkaEditz
Жыл бұрын
@@vergilthedarkslayer8593 It's 3, GOW chains of olympus,GOW1,GOW2.
@vergilthedarkslayer8593
Жыл бұрын
@@vodkaEditz you forgot gow3.☠️
@Jack-kb5nb Жыл бұрын
I love the idea that Hades would get more freaked out the more times Kratos dies and escapes
@meemssikissteens7626 Жыл бұрын
"You serious?" "On Zeus" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@silas6328 Жыл бұрын
"He died. Zeus livestreamed it." Perfection.
@callmev3531 Жыл бұрын
To Hades’ credit, he couldn’t have predicted his brother, grandmother and niece helping Kratos along the way. Not to diminish what Kratos is capable of either since, while they had shown him where to go or what to do and given him certain abilities or equipment to assist him, it was still Kratos who still had to kill everything thrown his way, bypass every obstacle and escape the Underworld to keep his rampage going. If Kratos was the fire that burned Olympus, each them were just fanning his flames.
@Yougotcaged102 Жыл бұрын
I just want to give you an idea of how strong Kratos is. We see in the Hades bossfight that the soul pull can be resisted through sheer strength. Atlas, who through size alone we know is unfthamobly strong, could not resist Hades' soul pull with his raw strength, but Kratos could. Granted, Atlas was weakened but STILL. Kratos could physically resist something that someone who is a million times his size couldn't.
@thefracturedbutwhole5475
Жыл бұрын
"unthamobly" . . . Do you mean "unfathomably"? 🤣
@Yougotcaged102
Жыл бұрын
@@thefracturedbutwhole5475"Um, akchually that's not how you spell that" 🤓
@Anonymous-hx3pu
Жыл бұрын
Not to mention atlas literally holds up the entire world, with the other titans on it.
@MaxMikescrool1
Жыл бұрын
They can shapeshift so it's not like it matters
@itsgabe5894
Жыл бұрын
Well I understand but that was not fair. If you look the cutscene again poseidon stunted Atlas so he could not resist at all, it was Atlas vs 2 gods
@AvatarRiku Жыл бұрын
Kratos: dies *Guess I’m going to have to go kill Thanatos to fix this now…*
@fluffygargos7066 Жыл бұрын
"We have the hardest level in the game" FACTS 🤣🤣
@SonicSkychaser
Жыл бұрын
On God
@skate1984
Жыл бұрын
@@SonicSkychaser On zeus,oh wait i mean on odin,oh no uh yeah on god
@ChefofWar33
Жыл бұрын
Nah bro. That Ares fight where you gotta hug your wife and child gave me a fucking aneruism.
@miguelzaragoza4562
Жыл бұрын
In God difficulty, that part is just sick. No matter how many times I have finished the game, that's the only part It would never got easier
@LunarSpawnSerenata Жыл бұрын
I laughed SO hard at the part where he said, “On my SOUL.” We already knew damn well how that went out. 😂😂😂
@dampguy Жыл бұрын
"gimmie my claws, u serious?" "on zeus"💀
@Kratos510e Жыл бұрын
This is why I was skeptical when the new GOW games prophesied that Kratos would die. This man LITERALLY climbed out of hell like 3 times. Dude is immortal.
@ravencollins5638
Жыл бұрын
He's also literally rewound time to take back a death and throw hands with god
@JargonMadjin
5 ай бұрын
To be fair, in GOW2 it was Gaia that saved his life
@taddad2641
4 ай бұрын
Well.... the afterlife is different in the norse realm. He could tear his way out of the physical realm of death, but death is more ethereal in the norse realm....
@tatienouorest3358 Жыл бұрын
Kratos been using the Underworld like his bus stop😂
@GhostRavenFIN Жыл бұрын
The older I get the funnier Kratos dying gets. He's like the definition of "too angry to die". He's all like "I'm not done yet, I'm just gonna climb back up" "lol, you can't. Nobody's ever done that, it's impossible." "Hold my black soup" "Wait, you're not supposed to do that" "deal with it, lol" And it's not just the fact that he does it once but THREE times xD I can't even describe how amusing it is just thinking of all these Underworld minions and Hades himself all like "okay, you're dead now. You gotta stay here." and the dude's all like "nope" and simply climbs back up like he owned the place, making it look *easy*.
@AFanOfCinema
Жыл бұрын
The black soup comment is the best part 😂 (For anyone who's confused Spartans commonly ate this soup called "mela zamos." It was made from boiled pork meat and blood, mixed with vinegar and salt. There's one account of this traveler, who was essentially the ancient Greek equivalent of a KZread food critic, Describing this dish as "the nastiest thing I've ever tasted. I'm pretty sure the reason Spartans don't fear death is because when they die they'll no longer have to eat this nasty soup.") Edit: Melas zomos was eaten by the spartans because of how practical it was to carry with them on military campaigns. The entire culture was like this: if it was too glamorous and didn't help with military training it was shunned.
@t-god2439
Жыл бұрын
On some bs smh Zeus should of won Poseidon should of won and Hercules should of won can’t wait for dude to die for good this time lol
@MrTrethurane
Жыл бұрын
Plus he went there on purpose in Chains of Olympus
@Jasdewisafarmer
Жыл бұрын
Why is everyone here an npc
@nickm1242
Жыл бұрын
This is why I always laugh when people say "Oh X character can beat Kratos" Yeah, they may be able to KILL him the first time, but then he's just going to literally fight his way out of the liferlife, and then go on an epic quest to avenge himself while causing death and destruction along the way.
@angelb.823 Жыл бұрын
2:21 Fun fact, in the novelization of God of War II, it was Hermes who informed Zeus and the other gods that Kratos was searching for the Sisters of Fate.
@CHeeSechez74
Жыл бұрын
Zeus got pissed off at hermes as he let kratos get the pegasus and hermes survived a bolt
@TRG_R17 Жыл бұрын
Kratos Can't Die
@malwrld
Жыл бұрын
Definitely can’t stay dead
@fernosbonos5394
Жыл бұрын
Trice maybe the 4th time in ragnarok
@nicholascauton9648
Жыл бұрын
No, technically he can die. It’s just that he doesn’t stay dead for long cuz he too damn mad to stay dead.
@stolensouth2764
Жыл бұрын
@@nicholascauton9648 Breaking News: Man Literally too Angry to Die
@erocrhyder
Жыл бұрын
He can die just not permanently apparently,although it MIGHT be permanent during the events of Ragnarok as foretold in the prophecy of his death, anything's possible because he isn't exactly immortal either(he can die)
@OniByFame Жыл бұрын
Hades: "on ma soul! I promise you on my soul" And that's how Hades lost his soul 😭😂
@simon-peterwilliamson2412 Жыл бұрын
It's even better when u remember in the myths when people break out he needs to be told but no one told him
@eazy__peezy7759 Жыл бұрын
Shouldn't have said "on my soul" 😬😬
@bangupzzz2403
Жыл бұрын
🤣
@The_islamic_godzilla Жыл бұрын
3:00 Maybe do your job Actually that is Thanatos job (the god of death)
@malwrld
Жыл бұрын
You right but who they blaming more 😂
@Super-bm5qv
Жыл бұрын
Well, he died before GOW2.
@Anonymous-hx3pu
Жыл бұрын
It's Hades' job to keep souls in the underworld.
@The_islamic_godzilla
Жыл бұрын
@@Anonymous-hx3pu and it’s thanatos job to bring him the souls to the underworld
@hibye-die
Жыл бұрын
@@The_islamic_godzilla but thanatos is dead I don't know when but I assume before the events of God of war 3 at the very least
@meowtastic___meowtastic___6115 Жыл бұрын
“Zeus live streamed it!” Lol!!!!
@Thehiddenmoran Жыл бұрын
God of war 2. Kratos lost his fighting spirit and then gaia said that when he dies, hades would make him suffer for all eternity. After escaping death twice, that's convincing enough.
@livinglegend9709 Жыл бұрын
Should do something with hades soul talking in kratos's head 😂
@uglyguy2519
Жыл бұрын
(Kratos escapes the Underworld) *Hades:* There, you did it! *Kratos:* Wtf? Who said that?! *Hades:* You killed my wife, my niece, my brother, ME, with my own freaking weapons, took my soul, used it to swim the stupid river that should've killed you earlier and through MY freaking corpse... and now you used it again to escape my Underworld FOR THE THIRD TIME. Fourth, if we're counting Chains of Olympus. *Kratos:* ...Hades? *Hades:* Is there any other way you could possibly disrespect me, Spartan? Statues of me you'd like to piss on, fake rumors about me you'd like to spread to anyone who survives this game, use my soul as a puppet to smash petty minions?! *Kratos:* Nah, I'll settle for killing the rest of your family... or our family. I like that soul idea though, why don't I do that anyway? I can already summon the souls of normal enemies, it feels stupid to not use the soul of a god to do the same... (Gaia shows up) *Hades:* Ah good, it's this bitch... *Kratos:* Tell me about it. *Hades:* Wait, what? *Gaia:* Kratos, you must help me! (Kratos starts cutting up every vein in her wrist) *Hades:* Holy sh*t, I don't know what the f*ck is going on between you two but that's metal af! I LOVE IT! *Gaia:* Kratos, do I mean nothing to you?! *Kratos:* You were a means to an end, Gaia. Nothing more. *Hades:* Yeah, you tell her! *Gaia:* But I must face Zeus! The titans must take down Olympus... *Hades:* Tell her to go back to Tartarus with that bullsh*t, will ya? *Kratos:* NO! This is MY war, not yours. *Hades:* Ooooooh, I recognize a burn when I see one! Or hear one. That was even better! (Kratos cuts off Gaia's hand and she falls) *Hades:* Yeah, you go back to your place, bitch! And the best part: I don't have to keep an eye on you down there anymore! *Kratos:* I hate this family so much... Now you'll keep pestering me until the end of the game, won't you? *Hades:* Only if someone writes a comment asking for more ;)
@livinglegend9709
Жыл бұрын
@@uglyguy2519 and i enjoyed reading every bit of it
@uglyguy2519
Жыл бұрын
@@livinglegend9709 MEETING HELIOS *Hades:* Your head is such a mess, you know that? And I'm saying this as the ruler of the Underworld. I've had to deal with damned souls that were way less chaotic than this place... *Kratos:* Shouldn't you know better than to keep insulting me by now? *Hades:* Oh, boo-hoo! What are you gonna do about it? Kill me? Desecrate my kingdom? Kill my wife and the rest of my family? Bitch please, you're already doing all of those things! I lived in chaos and pain my entire life... *Kratos:* Pit. *Hades:* Yeah, at the bottom of the pit all along, literally! I- *Kratos:* No, there's a pit ahead of us. I need a way to cross it. *Hades:* Didn't you have wings or something? Just fly across it like that harpy over there ffs. *Kratos:* They don't work like that. I mean, they do kinda work like that, but only with a strong current of hot air. Otherwise I can only use them to glide. *Hades:* Sounds like your flying skills are the only current of hot air in here... Kratos grapples the harpy and proceeds to force it to fly him across the pit by stabbing it, before tearing it apart and landing on the other side. *Hades:* Oh sh*t, okay... that is one way to do it. I kinda enjoyed that, ngl. Perses (the lava titan) shows up, and Helios starts shooting fireballs at him. *Kratos:* This could be a problem. They made all the harpies fly away. *Hades:* You see a flying god and a titan trying to kill each other in the middle of a crowded city, and it's the harpies you're worried about? *Kratos:* They're the only ones who I can use to get somewhere around here. I'll probably need to take the sun god out of the equation. *Hades:* You're killing Helios? Seriously? I never liked the guy, but isn't there a simpler way to- *Kratos:* A god who can fly and shoot fireballs at me while I'm climbing a mountain? He's a liability. He needs to go. Kratos shoots the harpoon at Helios' chariot, giving Perses the opportunity to grab it, crush it and throw it away. Perses keeps climbing. *Hades:* That looked like it hurt. I'm no chariot expert, but I think Helios' flying days are over. Maybe leave him alone now? *Kratos:* And waste the opportunity to squeeze important information out of him? If he flies around Olympus he must see things no one else sees, like a secret path to the Flame... *Hades:* Squeeze? You're talking about torture, aren't you? Damn. The harpies come back and Kratos proceeds to use them to cross the next chasm. *Hades:* You know, Kratos, maybe we aren't so different after all. You are effective and brutal whenever you need to get anywhere. I could've used a torturer like you in the Underworld. *Kratos:* You'd think that after going there and doing everything in my power to escape it four times, you would've taken a hint about how much I like to be in the Underworld by now. *Hades:* I mean, sure, no decent person would ever like it, but who are you trying to fool here? Your mind and your very soul are tainted with chaos and violence. You're crushing skulls and ripping minions apart with your bare hands as we speak! *Kratos:* I am... flattered? *Hades:* You should be! This life of rage and suffering isn't for everyone, and no one knows it better than me. *Kratos:* If you won't shut up, then what is your deal with Helios? You said you dislike him. *Hades:* Mister bright side? Flying and flashing his shiny ass all over the world while pretending to be better than me? *Kratos:* I guess it figures that the god of the Underworld is annoyed by the sun god. *Hades:* Yeah, just because Olympus hated your guts while you were living there it doesn't mean you're the only black sheep in the family, okay? Heck, I could've asked you to be a torturer in the Underworld instead of having to stay up there dealing with those pains in the ass... if I wasn't busy hating your guts as well for killing my wife. Trust me, you'd have way less trouble fitting in. They reach Helios. *Helios:* Kratos, I have not forgotten the debt I owe you... *Hades:* Ah, here he comes with the chicken sh*t behavior of trying to buy his way out of trouble. *Helios:* Says the one who hid his ass in the Underworld and got murdered by his own weapons! *Kratos and Hades:* What?! *Helios:* Yeah, I can see you in there, Hades! I can see everything, remember? You really thought you could just keep trash talking behind my back like you always did in the Underworld? *Helios:* Good! I might have a few things to tell your useless ass! *Kratos:* What does he mean with "seeing everything"? *Helios:* I, the god of the sun, travel the world and- *Hades:* This motherf*cker has magic eyes, that's it. He can see in the dark, see through illusions, be a pain in the ass gossiper who won't let you keep a single secret to yourself... *Helios:* You're just mad for all the times you tried to sneak into Olympus with your invisibility helmet and I caught your ass! *Kratos:* Enough! The path to the Flame of Olympus, NOW! *Helios:* The Flame? You will never defeat Zeus, Spartan... *Hades:* Aw sh*t, he's gonna flash you... *Kratos:* He's gonna what?! Helios tries to blind Kratos with light from his eyes. *Hades:* AAAAH, BRIGHT! I told you he could see in the dark! Hate this sh*t so much! *Kratos:* How do I stop it?! *Hades:* Let me take over! *Kratos:* What?! Hades takes control of Kratos' body and proceeds to stomp the sh*t out of Helios' face. *Hades:* This! Is! For every! Stupid rumor! You ever! Made up! About me! And my wife! Motherf*cker! *Helios:* Made up?! Persephone hated you, Hades! *Hades:* YOU KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH! *Helios:* She literally tried to send all of existance to hell because she couldn't stand your ugly ass and the Underworld! You know it to be true! *Hades:* You're salty because she captured your bitch ass to do so, and you couldn't do sh*t to stop her by yourself! She even put up way more of a fight than you! *Kratos, regaining control:* ENOUGH! The Flame, right now! Or death! *Helios:* My death will not lead you to Zeus... *Hades:* Bitch, we all know it will. Kratos rips Helios' head off with his bare hands, and the whole world goes dark without the sun. *Hades:* Ah, much better! *Kratos:* There. Now your soul has a non-chaotic head to stay in. Piss off. *Hades:* Are you kidding me? I'm starting to feel right at home in here!
@edwardarroyo834
Жыл бұрын
@@uglyguy2519 Please continue this when you have time, it's great.
@uglyguy2519
Жыл бұрын
@@edwardarroyo834 Already working on it! It will be much longer than the others though, and I'm considering turning them into actual videos, but I'll be away from my PS4 for a few days and won't be able to record footage for it anyway. Either way, it's coming up XD
@Flipitmixit Жыл бұрын
Them hades spikes was deadass the hardest level id game😂
@kckash522 Жыл бұрын
“You got him ?” “On my soul” Worst choice of words gang 😂😂
@Ultraascorpion Жыл бұрын
Deadass, I know Hades was Heated in Part 2 ain't no way he wasn't lol XD
@odielarson Жыл бұрын
As a long time GOW fan, these vids are so gold. A well earned sub, sir.
@bscott6420 Жыл бұрын
Hades: "on my soul" Kratos: " Run me that soul fam" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@TriedYan Жыл бұрын
I’m in stitches bro really said on my soul 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@JonGravesShow Жыл бұрын
To be fair that first breakout was because of Zeus. He gave Kratos the fill assist.
@damiancrowley569 Жыл бұрын
It's good to see a man of culture who respects Kratos' original Gangsta
@damiancrowley569
Жыл бұрын
However it is odd that Isabel from animal crossing is the Hades monitor
@edmardisla8492
10 ай бұрын
@@damiancrowley569 Not really, she's friends with Doomguy.
@callmeshortiestuff5210 Жыл бұрын
2:57 "You know somebody escaping from hell is the first of us sir." Me: "he mentions Alrik, the Barbarian King escaped Hades' homeland?"
@samuelhunter4631
Жыл бұрын
I honestly thought Hades let him go to stop Kratos
@callmeshortiestuff5210
Жыл бұрын
@@samuelhunter4631 yeah, but plz keep in mind, his character was canon to the novel from the mainline games
@DarkPredator_67_92 Жыл бұрын
Hades Admitting that his own "The Arms of Hades" are the weakest link is the most hilarious I've ever. 🤣🤣🤣
@GoozWorth69420 Жыл бұрын
4:00 poor choice of words
@nicholascauton9648
Жыл бұрын
Those words bit him in the ass big time.
@TheDude_24 Жыл бұрын
Dude! This is sooo fun to watch 😂, can you do more god of war like this? Btw Oscar level acting 💯😂🔥.
@malwrld
Жыл бұрын
For sure I’m doing the Norse Gods when Ragnorok comes out. Also thank you 😂
@Prodigy300
Жыл бұрын
I agree, his acting is phenomenal
@OXhuls
Жыл бұрын
@@malwrld you really are thinking that kratos is going to kill them. He learned his lessons and he won’t harm them only if the try to do anything to Atreus. Kratos is going to disarm all of them north gods
@ikarugauzumaki4496
Жыл бұрын
@@malwrld question to you who do you think would win between kratos vs asura
@malwrld
Жыл бұрын
@@ikarugauzumaki4496 Kratos easy
@promiseolajide6394 Жыл бұрын
Turns out Kratos didn't lie about "Death can have me when it earns me"
@GrandKing655 Жыл бұрын
Dude really said he was gonna get him ON HIS SOUL and now he must pay the price with that same soul
@derumasforlos4285 Жыл бұрын
Let’s not forget the time Kratos escaped after Charon the boat man dropped his ass off a WATERFALL OF BLOOD AND HE STILL CLIMBED BACK OUT TO BEAT HIS ASS!
@rickyuzumaki695
Жыл бұрын
Indeed
@jamarr27 Жыл бұрын
4:24 YOUR SOUL IS MINE
@riancrichlow7480 Жыл бұрын
Hades: "You serious?" Demon: "On Zeus!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@anthonyfiorito3359 Жыл бұрын
You forgot chains of Olympus he was in Hades in that game too
@malwrld
Жыл бұрын
Trust bro I didn’t forget just not many people know about the others games unfortunately
@anthonyfiorito3359
Жыл бұрын
@@malwrld True. Good video btw you a funny dude.
@romanzupyk6942
Жыл бұрын
All the Gods were asleep during that game due to I think the darkness because Helios isn't doing his job so he wouldn't have known
@shakilasharmin935
Жыл бұрын
@@romanzupyk6942 thats because he was kidnapped by atlas like princess peach or zelda
@romanzupyk6942
Жыл бұрын
@@shakilasharmin935 I know this is why he ain't doing the job
@Nostroman_Praetor Жыл бұрын
I think its funny that Hades asked if they took his weapons. The blades of chaos will literally never leave him.
@darkstardarin Жыл бұрын
Actually by the time GoW III happened, I think Kratos died and walked outta Hades five times (Ascension, Ghost of Sparta, I, Chains of Olympus, and II). Maybe he's why Zagreus has such a hard time gettin' out.
@prodsage2719 Жыл бұрын
"On my soul" That aged well
@nathanael4967 Жыл бұрын
3:42 On Zeus😂
@evolutiontae5518
Жыл бұрын
On God 😂😂
@KING_DK_01 Жыл бұрын
2:01 (Turn on CC) CRAIGSLIST IS ALIVE. XD
@sarahcolegrove913910 ай бұрын
"Who did you send?!" "We sent the hands of YOU, sir!" "Why would you send them?! They are the weakest link!" "We sent, like, a hundred, sir!" "Nah. You're not hearing me! THEY ARE THE WEAKEST LINK!" 😂
@Ivotas Жыл бұрын
"Zeus livestreamed it" That one made it really hard for me to not spill my drink over the keyboard. XD
@joseguadalupemartineztorre9702 Жыл бұрын
Felt like the GoW games could've had Hades as the secret mastermind behind it all. Having the reason Kratos escape from Hell multiple times be the reason that Hades wanted him to escape in order to kill the remaining Titans and Zeus. Hades wouldn't want to kill the rest of the pantheon, but it was a sacrifice he was willing to take in order to save Greece from Zeus going evil. In the end, he lets Kratos kill him in a specific way so the Underworld can still take the souls and Greece can live freely but Kratos would have to leave unless he wants to stay immortal
@dikachiobasi8225 Жыл бұрын
“Tell the army to get ready we out” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@FLuXGRIMM Жыл бұрын
Famous last words trust me 4:06
@ashleywilliams1241 Жыл бұрын
The laughing at the end is crazy cause he literally put it on his “soul” 😂😂
@kelbefresh_3026 Жыл бұрын
"On My Soul" Kratos: Are you sure about that?
@trailblazerlazerrazerd9027 Жыл бұрын
I love the suspension of disbelief in GoW2 there finding out he was still alive 🤣🤣🤣
@fahadkhurram49 Жыл бұрын
2:47 the part where i completely lost it
@blacklightvirus6101 Жыл бұрын
Holy shit this is amazing and so true lol
@malwrld
Жыл бұрын
Appreciate it bro
@CoolSaver Жыл бұрын
maaan, this is so cool! the acting, the jokes, overall idea, everything is top-notch.
@LordVodka313 Жыл бұрын
"You sure?" "On Zeus" Not the best god to swear by, based on his track record. Just saying. lmao
@yxngjupe4101 Жыл бұрын
yeah this my new favorite content creator he just played my favorite version of my favorite Xan song as and OUTRO😭
@tireins1072 Жыл бұрын
You deserve WAY MORE subscribers bro! Keep it up man! Love the content!
@atharvpal7038 Жыл бұрын
3:23 💀💀
@salatieljyrustumanan4929 Жыл бұрын
Also add his reaction to Kratos killing Hades' wife Persephone after Chains of Olympus.
@fernosbonos5394 Жыл бұрын
Sadly Charon almost got a promotion but died when he killed him
@thedonaslan6293
Жыл бұрын
The Soul ferryman?
@CHeeSechez74
Жыл бұрын
@@thedonaslan6293 yes
@thedonaslan6293
Жыл бұрын
@@CHeeSechez74 thanks my guy
@TheprophetDJ Жыл бұрын
I can almost believe hades was in the underworld turnt up on a shorty before that call
@thegotdamnjuggernaut313 Жыл бұрын
I just discovered you bro and you are one of my top 10's now. I hope you get millions of subscribers. You deserve it dude! 👊
@silver3882 Жыл бұрын
Just found this channel and damn ima bout to binge
@FortunateKidd Жыл бұрын
“You probably didn’t hear me… Why would you send them THEY ARE THE WEAKEST LINK”
@OnurTheXbot Жыл бұрын
This is the perfect representation of what happened.
@maximusmech9 Жыл бұрын
Kratos is one of the most dangerous humans that's literally too angry to die. Just like Asura, and Spawn. The Sisters Of Fate would've been absolutely slaughtered by any one of these three. Doomslayer too, let's not forget that even he is human.
@hollowkiller1011 Жыл бұрын
Hey man I just want you to let you know I came across you’re videos and Ive laughed so hard all these skits are comedy gold for me so keep working hard man you got the potential to really pop off man you’re funny as hell
@amidamxru Жыл бұрын
"Death can have me when it earns me."
@Sage60 Жыл бұрын
Bro i cant believe hades pass highschool!? 1:03
@brionbrown7936 Жыл бұрын
The fact he said on my soul and he got his shit took was funny asl 😂😂😂😂
@Guyver2391 Жыл бұрын
Bruh this channel is so under appreciated
@xuimari2012 Жыл бұрын
That assistant has to be the realest g😂😂😂 “I’m right with you sir..”
@geneluisroldan2525 Жыл бұрын
I like the idea of Hades having a grad photo of himself on his wall
@justblinding46884 ай бұрын
Fun fact: For those who dont know when kratos fall into the river of styx he becomes invulnerable but it could have some negative effects like kratos losing his mind on his vengeance in gowIII
@hamzakazmi8282 Жыл бұрын
Thank you very much brother for these videos hopefully wish u the best! Keep it up brother.
@liamgade8399 Жыл бұрын
These vids are so fire you gotta keep making them
@outlaw8113 Жыл бұрын
Why would y'all mess with the goat you all plotted to kill him now he bodied all of y'all now he's going to go kill the north gods 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😏😂😂😂😂
@panchaltarun1406 Жыл бұрын
Unique content bro🤣🤣 Appreciate it❣️❣️
@malwrld
Жыл бұрын
🙏🏾🔥🔥
@panchaltarun1406
Жыл бұрын
Already subscribed your channel❣️ Waiting for your new video to come out!!
@panchaltarun1406
Жыл бұрын
Kratos❤️❤️
@jthekidd403 Жыл бұрын
These videos fire bro keep em comin fr u gon take off from there 😂💯
@DrakesTrashContent Жыл бұрын
“You serious?” “On zeus.” 💀
@DavidWilliams-nu3en Жыл бұрын
"You better hope the Sisters Of Fate know what they're doing" 🤣🤣🤣
@tamaoyukimura45965 ай бұрын
Minion: "Hades someone escaped the underworld Hades: "Kratos?" Minion: "Kratos" Hades: "..." Minion: "..." Hades: "we should just give him a personal exit at this point"
Пікірлер: 1 100
"On my soul" **Immediately loses his soul **
@justaguywithagoodphoto4801
Жыл бұрын
I spat out water when he said that 💀
@ptolemeeselenion1542
Жыл бұрын
Ouch.
@cj.59
Жыл бұрын
💀💀💀💀
Sad there wasn't a scene about how Kratos killed Thanatos. "Death is dead." "Bro gtfo, how?"
@sappz
Жыл бұрын
God of war chain of Olympus/ ghost of sparta...... Not sure which one
@Nova-tl4yc
Жыл бұрын
@@sappz Ghost of Sparta
@marshals5261
Жыл бұрын
the scene where Kratos kills Thanatos is in Ghost of Sparta
@desadograisedrobot515
Жыл бұрын
Zeus hearing the news about Hades being dead. "Dead is dead" "Ahhh shit..."
@jackson3475
Жыл бұрын
Imagine Hades hearing: _"Sir, he came in, went out, in again, out once more and also made a detour to turn your wife into a veggetable"_
"YOU SERIOUS?" "On Zeus" "GET MY CLAWS GET MY CLAWS" bro the god of wars skits will never get old lmaoo
@MsDavid47
Жыл бұрын
Hades: Fine I will do it myself.
@jysearjones4819
Жыл бұрын
@@MsDavid47 then hades proceeds to get his @$$ whooped.
@PanGacha
Жыл бұрын
@@jysearjones4819 6
@bdotfredo5145
Жыл бұрын
@@PanGacha RT+LT
@vitorcosta7676
Жыл бұрын
For sure will never get old, he should keep going.
It’s funny how you basically got the characterization of hades in the books. He was pissed af in the books, plus he was tryna find out who helped Kratos out of the underworld.
@fusiontoa18
Жыл бұрын
There are books?
@abysswalker2115
Жыл бұрын
@@fusiontoa18 yeah novelizations of the games
@bluhmer1990
Жыл бұрын
I mean I would be mad too that people keep interfering with his world.
@Yami-no-Raiden
Жыл бұрын
Wait, didn't Hades gift Kratos some shit to help him kill Ares MOMENTS before he died in game 1?
@crimsoneclipse1882
Жыл бұрын
@@Yami-no-Raiden I think it's because at that point shit hasn't escalated too much yet.
This is true,Hades probably mad for Zeus for making kratos
@stevejazon6861
Жыл бұрын
He'd be double mad after finding out the rope was from Zeus
@durrangodsgrief6503
Жыл бұрын
Nah this ares not zeus
@__mindflayer__
Жыл бұрын
@{Lunar Aono} Ares literally turned his family to ash. Which Zeus didn’t want. I’m pretty sure Ares is at fault.
@GhostRavenFIN
Жыл бұрын
@@__mindflayer__ I mean, Kratos exists because Zeus didn't keep it in his pants, as is his style.
@__mindflayer__
Жыл бұрын
@@GhostRavenFIN Well yea but like Zeus has the right to get in the guts of some bitches. I don’t think Ares was justified to turn a man’s family into ash.
Hades is moving like King Yemma at this point
@malwrld
Жыл бұрын
Nah thats a crazy statement 😂😂
@NeocrimsonX
Жыл бұрын
@{Lunar Aono} cough persephone cough
@isaiah7139
Жыл бұрын
Facts!!! King Yemma is terrible at his job 😂🤦🏾♂️
@NeocrimsonX
Жыл бұрын
@{Lunar Aono} 💀
@Deathmare235
Жыл бұрын
@@NeocrimsonX exactly he has a stable relationship
The talent it takes to have whole ass conversations with yourself and have them be so convincing is insane
@joshua2280
Жыл бұрын
I do it all the time. No you don't.. shut up we do too!
@largebigmacmealwithfanta
Жыл бұрын
@@joshua2280 the real talent comes from making it convincing
@winterinvicta
6 ай бұрын
Meanwhile schizophrenics
@connorgarcia8676
4 ай бұрын
lol@@winterinvicta
@ronin8741
4 ай бұрын
Facts but I do that sometimes like I imagine I’m doing a interview
“Get my claws, you serious?? You serious???” “On Zeus Bruh” has me dead 💀
@eduardohayashisantanna3533
Жыл бұрын
So Hades...
2:14 “Zeus live streamed it” had me dead😂😂😂
@newhybrid101
Жыл бұрын
Godtube
@TRG_R17
Жыл бұрын
207 Likes
@tiffanyoates9856
Жыл бұрын
Lmaoo it’s funny he said that cause in the Percy Jackson books the gods actually live stream stuff 💀
@Rother-bg2mb
Жыл бұрын
XDD
@mrhbs_op6636
Жыл бұрын
Olymtube
“Did you take away his weapons?” *concerned as hell “No sir we didn’t.” “Why wouldn’t you do that?” *scared as hell 🤣🤣🤣
@Nostroman_Praetor
Жыл бұрын
But they couldn't tho, its literally impossible to get them away from him.
@DJackson747
Жыл бұрын
*Cuts back to 30 minutes ago* Kratos emanating Brock Samson energy : "Go ahead, take it from me!"
@anjaneyasreetrout2444
Жыл бұрын
@@Nostroman_Praetor The gods could have tried at the very least tbh. Knowing the extent of their abilities, it's kinda weird as hell.
@user-pm9ev3up5t
Жыл бұрын
@@anjaneyasreetrout2444 Its Not Actually Kratos was Cursed With Blade of Chaos will follow him till his death and He used magic to bind other weapons with his soul but not in a cursed way
@ravencollins5638
Жыл бұрын
@@Nostroman_Praetor To a certain extent you can, it would've been funny if he got to alfheim and the blades were just on the ground though
Funny thing is that the Greek Underworld holds a hell(Tartarus), middle ground for normal people who didn't accomplish what Achilles and Heracles did (the Asphodel Meadows), and heaven for heroes only (Elysium).
@arta.xshaca
Жыл бұрын
I guess Tartarus was the only thing previously but more realms were added under the earth as mortals were created
@novacollapse
Жыл бұрын
Isn't the equivalent of hell the Fields of Punishment? And I thought Tartarus was for monsters
@omnipresentl1316
Жыл бұрын
@@novacollapse you're right, Fields of Punishment is the mortal version of Tartarus but it's not a part of it. My bad, mixed up some locations but my point is still that every afterlife for a mortal is in the Underworld.
@WolfedOut
Жыл бұрын
@@omnipresentl1316 Yeah, Tartarus is the hell of hell, under the underworld, deeper than the deep. Real shit is down there.
@omnipresentl1316
Жыл бұрын
@@WolfedOut including a punishment specifically designed for whoever decided to piss off multiple gods like the one guy who is in a pit with water and an apple tree branch that when he gets thirsty the water will defend as he tries to scoop it and if he reaches for the apple the branch will rise out of his reach. That is both mentally and physically exhausting especially since you'll feel hungry and thirsty for eternity while the things that can cure it are just out of reach.
Kratos killed his wife in a psp prequel too MEGA DISRESPECT!!!!!!!!!
@cotymccollum2927
Жыл бұрын
And to think Hades had to help Kratos in God of war 1 after that!
@justinmac9352
Жыл бұрын
I played that shit 😂. Chains of Olympus alongside ATLAS.
@alanpereyra5503
Жыл бұрын
@Steven Armstrong no, Chain of Olympus is before God of War 1. The Second PSP game (the one where you find Deimos and kill Thanatos, is between GoW 1 and GoW 2).
@deathsdoor07
Жыл бұрын
Persephone was going to destroy the world.
@PedroCosta-qs7wr
Жыл бұрын
@@alanpereyra5503 Ascension?
Fun fact; both Hades and Mr. Krabs have the same voice actor
@Bus7585
Жыл бұрын
And both hate their main characters
@GhidorahFan64
Жыл бұрын
WHATTTTT
@RabblesTheBinx
Жыл бұрын
And Lex Luthor
@angkhoanguyen6114
Жыл бұрын
@@Bus7585 Uh no. Mr. Krabs and Spongebob have complicated but lovely Father-Son relationship.
@LucianUchiha
Жыл бұрын
And Hank from Detroit: Become Human
He’s going to whoop my ass too sir I’m right with you 💀💀💀
Lmao for real tho. Kratos escaped the underworld thrice. Hades really does have a shitty security system.
@vodkaEditz
Жыл бұрын
Well Charon and Thanatos died so haha
@Anonymous-hx3pu
Жыл бұрын
Even more times if you consider everytime he dies while the player is in control cannon.
@vergilthedarkslayer8593
Жыл бұрын
4 times
@vodkaEditz
Жыл бұрын
@@vergilthedarkslayer8593 It's 3, GOW chains of olympus,GOW1,GOW2.
@vergilthedarkslayer8593
Жыл бұрын
@@vodkaEditz you forgot gow3.☠️
I love the idea that Hades would get more freaked out the more times Kratos dies and escapes
"You serious?" "On Zeus" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"He died. Zeus livestreamed it." Perfection.
To Hades’ credit, he couldn’t have predicted his brother, grandmother and niece helping Kratos along the way. Not to diminish what Kratos is capable of either since, while they had shown him where to go or what to do and given him certain abilities or equipment to assist him, it was still Kratos who still had to kill everything thrown his way, bypass every obstacle and escape the Underworld to keep his rampage going. If Kratos was the fire that burned Olympus, each them were just fanning his flames.
I just want to give you an idea of how strong Kratos is. We see in the Hades bossfight that the soul pull can be resisted through sheer strength. Atlas, who through size alone we know is unfthamobly strong, could not resist Hades' soul pull with his raw strength, but Kratos could. Granted, Atlas was weakened but STILL. Kratos could physically resist something that someone who is a million times his size couldn't.
@thefracturedbutwhole5475
Жыл бұрын
"unthamobly" . . . Do you mean "unfathomably"? 🤣
@Yougotcaged102
Жыл бұрын
@@thefracturedbutwhole5475"Um, akchually that's not how you spell that" 🤓
@Anonymous-hx3pu
Жыл бұрын
Not to mention atlas literally holds up the entire world, with the other titans on it.
@MaxMikescrool1
Жыл бұрын
They can shapeshift so it's not like it matters
@itsgabe5894
Жыл бұрын
Well I understand but that was not fair. If you look the cutscene again poseidon stunted Atlas so he could not resist at all, it was Atlas vs 2 gods
Kratos: dies *Guess I’m going to have to go kill Thanatos to fix this now…*
"We have the hardest level in the game" FACTS 🤣🤣
@SonicSkychaser
Жыл бұрын
On God
@skate1984
Жыл бұрын
@@SonicSkychaser On zeus,oh wait i mean on odin,oh no uh yeah on god
@ChefofWar33
Жыл бұрын
Nah bro. That Ares fight where you gotta hug your wife and child gave me a fucking aneruism.
@miguelzaragoza4562
Жыл бұрын
In God difficulty, that part is just sick. No matter how many times I have finished the game, that's the only part It would never got easier
I laughed SO hard at the part where he said, “On my SOUL.” We already knew damn well how that went out. 😂😂😂
"gimmie my claws, u serious?" "on zeus"💀
This is why I was skeptical when the new GOW games prophesied that Kratos would die. This man LITERALLY climbed out of hell like 3 times. Dude is immortal.
@ravencollins5638
Жыл бұрын
He's also literally rewound time to take back a death and throw hands with god
@JargonMadjin
5 ай бұрын
To be fair, in GOW2 it was Gaia that saved his life
@taddad2641
4 ай бұрын
Well.... the afterlife is different in the norse realm. He could tear his way out of the physical realm of death, but death is more ethereal in the norse realm....
Kratos been using the Underworld like his bus stop😂
The older I get the funnier Kratos dying gets. He's like the definition of "too angry to die". He's all like "I'm not done yet, I'm just gonna climb back up" "lol, you can't. Nobody's ever done that, it's impossible." "Hold my black soup" "Wait, you're not supposed to do that" "deal with it, lol" And it's not just the fact that he does it once but THREE times xD I can't even describe how amusing it is just thinking of all these Underworld minions and Hades himself all like "okay, you're dead now. You gotta stay here." and the dude's all like "nope" and simply climbs back up like he owned the place, making it look *easy*.
@AFanOfCinema
Жыл бұрын
The black soup comment is the best part 😂 (For anyone who's confused Spartans commonly ate this soup called "mela zamos." It was made from boiled pork meat and blood, mixed with vinegar and salt. There's one account of this traveler, who was essentially the ancient Greek equivalent of a KZread food critic, Describing this dish as "the nastiest thing I've ever tasted. I'm pretty sure the reason Spartans don't fear death is because when they die they'll no longer have to eat this nasty soup.") Edit: Melas zomos was eaten by the spartans because of how practical it was to carry with them on military campaigns. The entire culture was like this: if it was too glamorous and didn't help with military training it was shunned.
@t-god2439
Жыл бұрын
On some bs smh Zeus should of won Poseidon should of won and Hercules should of won can’t wait for dude to die for good this time lol
@MrTrethurane
Жыл бұрын
Plus he went there on purpose in Chains of Olympus
@Jasdewisafarmer
Жыл бұрын
Why is everyone here an npc
@nickm1242
Жыл бұрын
This is why I always laugh when people say "Oh X character can beat Kratos" Yeah, they may be able to KILL him the first time, but then he's just going to literally fight his way out of the liferlife, and then go on an epic quest to avenge himself while causing death and destruction along the way.
2:21 Fun fact, in the novelization of God of War II, it was Hermes who informed Zeus and the other gods that Kratos was searching for the Sisters of Fate.
@CHeeSechez74
Жыл бұрын
Zeus got pissed off at hermes as he let kratos get the pegasus and hermes survived a bolt
Kratos Can't Die
@malwrld
Жыл бұрын
Definitely can’t stay dead
@fernosbonos5394
Жыл бұрын
Trice maybe the 4th time in ragnarok
@nicholascauton9648
Жыл бұрын
No, technically he can die. It’s just that he doesn’t stay dead for long cuz he too damn mad to stay dead.
@stolensouth2764
Жыл бұрын
@@nicholascauton9648 Breaking News: Man Literally too Angry to Die
@erocrhyder
Жыл бұрын
He can die just not permanently apparently,although it MIGHT be permanent during the events of Ragnarok as foretold in the prophecy of his death, anything's possible because he isn't exactly immortal either(he can die)
Hades: "on ma soul! I promise you on my soul" And that's how Hades lost his soul 😭😂
It's even better when u remember in the myths when people break out he needs to be told but no one told him
Shouldn't have said "on my soul" 😬😬
@bangupzzz2403
Жыл бұрын
🤣
3:00 Maybe do your job Actually that is Thanatos job (the god of death)
@malwrld
Жыл бұрын
You right but who they blaming more 😂
@Super-bm5qv
Жыл бұрын
Well, he died before GOW2.
@Anonymous-hx3pu
Жыл бұрын
It's Hades' job to keep souls in the underworld.
@The_islamic_godzilla
Жыл бұрын
@@Anonymous-hx3pu and it’s thanatos job to bring him the souls to the underworld
@hibye-die
Жыл бұрын
@@The_islamic_godzilla but thanatos is dead I don't know when but I assume before the events of God of war 3 at the very least
“Zeus live streamed it!” Lol!!!!
God of war 2. Kratos lost his fighting spirit and then gaia said that when he dies, hades would make him suffer for all eternity. After escaping death twice, that's convincing enough.
Should do something with hades soul talking in kratos's head 😂
@uglyguy2519
Жыл бұрын
(Kratos escapes the Underworld) *Hades:* There, you did it! *Kratos:* Wtf? Who said that?! *Hades:* You killed my wife, my niece, my brother, ME, with my own freaking weapons, took my soul, used it to swim the stupid river that should've killed you earlier and through MY freaking corpse... and now you used it again to escape my Underworld FOR THE THIRD TIME. Fourth, if we're counting Chains of Olympus. *Kratos:* ...Hades? *Hades:* Is there any other way you could possibly disrespect me, Spartan? Statues of me you'd like to piss on, fake rumors about me you'd like to spread to anyone who survives this game, use my soul as a puppet to smash petty minions?! *Kratos:* Nah, I'll settle for killing the rest of your family... or our family. I like that soul idea though, why don't I do that anyway? I can already summon the souls of normal enemies, it feels stupid to not use the soul of a god to do the same... (Gaia shows up) *Hades:* Ah good, it's this bitch... *Kratos:* Tell me about it. *Hades:* Wait, what? *Gaia:* Kratos, you must help me! (Kratos starts cutting up every vein in her wrist) *Hades:* Holy sh*t, I don't know what the f*ck is going on between you two but that's metal af! I LOVE IT! *Gaia:* Kratos, do I mean nothing to you?! *Kratos:* You were a means to an end, Gaia. Nothing more. *Hades:* Yeah, you tell her! *Gaia:* But I must face Zeus! The titans must take down Olympus... *Hades:* Tell her to go back to Tartarus with that bullsh*t, will ya? *Kratos:* NO! This is MY war, not yours. *Hades:* Ooooooh, I recognize a burn when I see one! Or hear one. That was even better! (Kratos cuts off Gaia's hand and she falls) *Hades:* Yeah, you go back to your place, bitch! And the best part: I don't have to keep an eye on you down there anymore! *Kratos:* I hate this family so much... Now you'll keep pestering me until the end of the game, won't you? *Hades:* Only if someone writes a comment asking for more ;)
@livinglegend9709
Жыл бұрын
@@uglyguy2519 and i enjoyed reading every bit of it
@uglyguy2519
Жыл бұрын
@@livinglegend9709 MEETING HELIOS *Hades:* Your head is such a mess, you know that? And I'm saying this as the ruler of the Underworld. I've had to deal with damned souls that were way less chaotic than this place... *Kratos:* Shouldn't you know better than to keep insulting me by now? *Hades:* Oh, boo-hoo! What are you gonna do about it? Kill me? Desecrate my kingdom? Kill my wife and the rest of my family? Bitch please, you're already doing all of those things! I lived in chaos and pain my entire life... *Kratos:* Pit. *Hades:* Yeah, at the bottom of the pit all along, literally! I- *Kratos:* No, there's a pit ahead of us. I need a way to cross it. *Hades:* Didn't you have wings or something? Just fly across it like that harpy over there ffs. *Kratos:* They don't work like that. I mean, they do kinda work like that, but only with a strong current of hot air. Otherwise I can only use them to glide. *Hades:* Sounds like your flying skills are the only current of hot air in here... Kratos grapples the harpy and proceeds to force it to fly him across the pit by stabbing it, before tearing it apart and landing on the other side. *Hades:* Oh sh*t, okay... that is one way to do it. I kinda enjoyed that, ngl. Perses (the lava titan) shows up, and Helios starts shooting fireballs at him. *Kratos:* This could be a problem. They made all the harpies fly away. *Hades:* You see a flying god and a titan trying to kill each other in the middle of a crowded city, and it's the harpies you're worried about? *Kratos:* They're the only ones who I can use to get somewhere around here. I'll probably need to take the sun god out of the equation. *Hades:* You're killing Helios? Seriously? I never liked the guy, but isn't there a simpler way to- *Kratos:* A god who can fly and shoot fireballs at me while I'm climbing a mountain? He's a liability. He needs to go. Kratos shoots the harpoon at Helios' chariot, giving Perses the opportunity to grab it, crush it and throw it away. Perses keeps climbing. *Hades:* That looked like it hurt. I'm no chariot expert, but I think Helios' flying days are over. Maybe leave him alone now? *Kratos:* And waste the opportunity to squeeze important information out of him? If he flies around Olympus he must see things no one else sees, like a secret path to the Flame... *Hades:* Squeeze? You're talking about torture, aren't you? Damn. The harpies come back and Kratos proceeds to use them to cross the next chasm. *Hades:* You know, Kratos, maybe we aren't so different after all. You are effective and brutal whenever you need to get anywhere. I could've used a torturer like you in the Underworld. *Kratos:* You'd think that after going there and doing everything in my power to escape it four times, you would've taken a hint about how much I like to be in the Underworld by now. *Hades:* I mean, sure, no decent person would ever like it, but who are you trying to fool here? Your mind and your very soul are tainted with chaos and violence. You're crushing skulls and ripping minions apart with your bare hands as we speak! *Kratos:* I am... flattered? *Hades:* You should be! This life of rage and suffering isn't for everyone, and no one knows it better than me. *Kratos:* If you won't shut up, then what is your deal with Helios? You said you dislike him. *Hades:* Mister bright side? Flying and flashing his shiny ass all over the world while pretending to be better than me? *Kratos:* I guess it figures that the god of the Underworld is annoyed by the sun god. *Hades:* Yeah, just because Olympus hated your guts while you were living there it doesn't mean you're the only black sheep in the family, okay? Heck, I could've asked you to be a torturer in the Underworld instead of having to stay up there dealing with those pains in the ass... if I wasn't busy hating your guts as well for killing my wife. Trust me, you'd have way less trouble fitting in. They reach Helios. *Helios:* Kratos, I have not forgotten the debt I owe you... *Hades:* Ah, here he comes with the chicken sh*t behavior of trying to buy his way out of trouble. *Helios:* Says the one who hid his ass in the Underworld and got murdered by his own weapons! *Kratos and Hades:* What?! *Helios:* Yeah, I can see you in there, Hades! I can see everything, remember? You really thought you could just keep trash talking behind my back like you always did in the Underworld? *Helios:* Good! I might have a few things to tell your useless ass! *Kratos:* What does he mean with "seeing everything"? *Helios:* I, the god of the sun, travel the world and- *Hades:* This motherf*cker has magic eyes, that's it. He can see in the dark, see through illusions, be a pain in the ass gossiper who won't let you keep a single secret to yourself... *Helios:* You're just mad for all the times you tried to sneak into Olympus with your invisibility helmet and I caught your ass! *Kratos:* Enough! The path to the Flame of Olympus, NOW! *Helios:* The Flame? You will never defeat Zeus, Spartan... *Hades:* Aw sh*t, he's gonna flash you... *Kratos:* He's gonna what?! Helios tries to blind Kratos with light from his eyes. *Hades:* AAAAH, BRIGHT! I told you he could see in the dark! Hate this sh*t so much! *Kratos:* How do I stop it?! *Hades:* Let me take over! *Kratos:* What?! Hades takes control of Kratos' body and proceeds to stomp the sh*t out of Helios' face. *Hades:* This! Is! For every! Stupid rumor! You ever! Made up! About me! And my wife! Motherf*cker! *Helios:* Made up?! Persephone hated you, Hades! *Hades:* YOU KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH! *Helios:* She literally tried to send all of existance to hell because she couldn't stand your ugly ass and the Underworld! You know it to be true! *Hades:* You're salty because she captured your bitch ass to do so, and you couldn't do sh*t to stop her by yourself! She even put up way more of a fight than you! *Kratos, regaining control:* ENOUGH! The Flame, right now! Or death! *Helios:* My death will not lead you to Zeus... *Hades:* Bitch, we all know it will. Kratos rips Helios' head off with his bare hands, and the whole world goes dark without the sun. *Hades:* Ah, much better! *Kratos:* There. Now your soul has a non-chaotic head to stay in. Piss off. *Hades:* Are you kidding me? I'm starting to feel right at home in here!
@edwardarroyo834
Жыл бұрын
@@uglyguy2519 Please continue this when you have time, it's great.
@uglyguy2519
Жыл бұрын
@@edwardarroyo834 Already working on it! It will be much longer than the others though, and I'm considering turning them into actual videos, but I'll be away from my PS4 for a few days and won't be able to record footage for it anyway. Either way, it's coming up XD
Them hades spikes was deadass the hardest level id game😂
“You got him ?” “On my soul” Worst choice of words gang 😂😂
Deadass, I know Hades was Heated in Part 2 ain't no way he wasn't lol XD
As a long time GOW fan, these vids are so gold. A well earned sub, sir.
Hades: "on my soul" Kratos: " Run me that soul fam" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’m in stitches bro really said on my soul 🤣🤣🤣🤣
To be fair that first breakout was because of Zeus. He gave Kratos the fill assist.
It's good to see a man of culture who respects Kratos' original Gangsta
@damiancrowley569
Жыл бұрын
However it is odd that Isabel from animal crossing is the Hades monitor
@edmardisla8492
10 ай бұрын
@@damiancrowley569 Not really, she's friends with Doomguy.
2:57 "You know somebody escaping from hell is the first of us sir." Me: "he mentions Alrik, the Barbarian King escaped Hades' homeland?"
@samuelhunter4631
Жыл бұрын
I honestly thought Hades let him go to stop Kratos
@callmeshortiestuff5210
Жыл бұрын
@@samuelhunter4631 yeah, but plz keep in mind, his character was canon to the novel from the mainline games
Hades Admitting that his own "The Arms of Hades" are the weakest link is the most hilarious I've ever. 🤣🤣🤣
4:00 poor choice of words
@nicholascauton9648
Жыл бұрын
Those words bit him in the ass big time.
Dude! This is sooo fun to watch 😂, can you do more god of war like this? Btw Oscar level acting 💯😂🔥.
@malwrld
Жыл бұрын
For sure I’m doing the Norse Gods when Ragnorok comes out. Also thank you 😂
@Prodigy300
Жыл бұрын
I agree, his acting is phenomenal
@OXhuls
Жыл бұрын
@@malwrld you really are thinking that kratos is going to kill them. He learned his lessons and he won’t harm them only if the try to do anything to Atreus. Kratos is going to disarm all of them north gods
@ikarugauzumaki4496
Жыл бұрын
@@malwrld question to you who do you think would win between kratos vs asura
@malwrld
Жыл бұрын
@@ikarugauzumaki4496 Kratos easy
Turns out Kratos didn't lie about "Death can have me when it earns me"
Dude really said he was gonna get him ON HIS SOUL and now he must pay the price with that same soul
Let’s not forget the time Kratos escaped after Charon the boat man dropped his ass off a WATERFALL OF BLOOD AND HE STILL CLIMBED BACK OUT TO BEAT HIS ASS!
@rickyuzumaki695
Жыл бұрын
Indeed
4:24 YOUR SOUL IS MINE
Hades: "You serious?" Demon: "On Zeus!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You forgot chains of Olympus he was in Hades in that game too
@malwrld
Жыл бұрын
Trust bro I didn’t forget just not many people know about the others games unfortunately
@anthonyfiorito3359
Жыл бұрын
@@malwrld True. Good video btw you a funny dude.
@romanzupyk6942
Жыл бұрын
All the Gods were asleep during that game due to I think the darkness because Helios isn't doing his job so he wouldn't have known
@shakilasharmin935
Жыл бұрын
@@romanzupyk6942 thats because he was kidnapped by atlas like princess peach or zelda
@romanzupyk6942
Жыл бұрын
@@shakilasharmin935 I know this is why he ain't doing the job
I think its funny that Hades asked if they took his weapons. The blades of chaos will literally never leave him.
Actually by the time GoW III happened, I think Kratos died and walked outta Hades five times (Ascension, Ghost of Sparta, I, Chains of Olympus, and II). Maybe he's why Zagreus has such a hard time gettin' out.
"On my soul" That aged well
3:42 On Zeus😂
@evolutiontae5518
Жыл бұрын
On God 😂😂
2:01 (Turn on CC) CRAIGSLIST IS ALIVE. XD
"Who did you send?!" "We sent the hands of YOU, sir!" "Why would you send them?! They are the weakest link!" "We sent, like, a hundred, sir!" "Nah. You're not hearing me! THEY ARE THE WEAKEST LINK!" 😂
"Zeus livestreamed it" That one made it really hard for me to not spill my drink over the keyboard. XD
Felt like the GoW games could've had Hades as the secret mastermind behind it all. Having the reason Kratos escape from Hell multiple times be the reason that Hades wanted him to escape in order to kill the remaining Titans and Zeus. Hades wouldn't want to kill the rest of the pantheon, but it was a sacrifice he was willing to take in order to save Greece from Zeus going evil. In the end, he lets Kratos kill him in a specific way so the Underworld can still take the souls and Greece can live freely but Kratos would have to leave unless he wants to stay immortal
“Tell the army to get ready we out” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Famous last words trust me 4:06
The laughing at the end is crazy cause he literally put it on his “soul” 😂😂
"On My Soul" Kratos: Are you sure about that?
I love the suspension of disbelief in GoW2 there finding out he was still alive 🤣🤣🤣
2:47 the part where i completely lost it
Holy shit this is amazing and so true lol
@malwrld
Жыл бұрын
Appreciate it bro
maaan, this is so cool! the acting, the jokes, overall idea, everything is top-notch.
"You sure?" "On Zeus" Not the best god to swear by, based on his track record. Just saying. lmao
yeah this my new favorite content creator he just played my favorite version of my favorite Xan song as and OUTRO😭
You deserve WAY MORE subscribers bro! Keep it up man! Love the content!
3:23 💀💀
Also add his reaction to Kratos killing Hades' wife Persephone after Chains of Olympus.
Sadly Charon almost got a promotion but died when he killed him
@thedonaslan6293
Жыл бұрын
The Soul ferryman?
@CHeeSechez74
Жыл бұрын
@@thedonaslan6293 yes
@thedonaslan6293
Жыл бұрын
@@CHeeSechez74 thanks my guy
I can almost believe hades was in the underworld turnt up on a shorty before that call
I just discovered you bro and you are one of my top 10's now. I hope you get millions of subscribers. You deserve it dude! 👊
Just found this channel and damn ima bout to binge
“You probably didn’t hear me… Why would you send them THEY ARE THE WEAKEST LINK”
This is the perfect representation of what happened.
Kratos is one of the most dangerous humans that's literally too angry to die. Just like Asura, and Spawn. The Sisters Of Fate would've been absolutely slaughtered by any one of these three. Doomslayer too, let's not forget that even he is human.
Hey man I just want you to let you know I came across you’re videos and Ive laughed so hard all these skits are comedy gold for me so keep working hard man you got the potential to really pop off man you’re funny as hell
"Death can have me when it earns me."
Bro i cant believe hades pass highschool!? 1:03
The fact he said on my soul and he got his shit took was funny asl 😂😂😂😂
Bruh this channel is so under appreciated
That assistant has to be the realest g😂😂😂 “I’m right with you sir..”
I like the idea of Hades having a grad photo of himself on his wall
Fun fact: For those who dont know when kratos fall into the river of styx he becomes invulnerable but it could have some negative effects like kratos losing his mind on his vengeance in gowIII
Thank you very much brother for these videos hopefully wish u the best! Keep it up brother.
These vids are so fire you gotta keep making them
Why would y'all mess with the goat you all plotted to kill him now he bodied all of y'all now he's going to go kill the north gods 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😏😂😂😂😂
Unique content bro🤣🤣 Appreciate it❣️❣️
@malwrld
Жыл бұрын
🙏🏾🔥🔥
@panchaltarun1406
Жыл бұрын
Already subscribed your channel❣️ Waiting for your new video to come out!!
@panchaltarun1406
Жыл бұрын
Kratos❤️❤️
These videos fire bro keep em comin fr u gon take off from there 😂💯
“You serious?” “On zeus.” 💀
"You better hope the Sisters Of Fate know what they're doing" 🤣🤣🤣
Minion: "Hades someone escaped the underworld Hades: "Kratos?" Minion: "Kratos" Hades: "..." Minion: "..." Hades: "we should just give him a personal exit at this point"
I’m here for these subbed
im loving this channel