"I offered him peace, AND HE STARTED RAGNAROK" best line

@aldoghazali1375

4 ай бұрын

“I spit on your face if I could see everytime you speak you prove that you're a mistake” That's the best line!

@mikeyday6697

3 ай бұрын

Both are great lins

@KingOfYamimakai

3 ай бұрын

Odin you killed one of his best bud who's not completely whole as his brother wasn't able to recover all his soul. Meaning he can't be brought back so why do you think he decide to started Ragnarok.

@carlosperalta4351

3 ай бұрын

​@@KingOfYamimakaiWell that was before I think but even still Odin has it coming

@KingOfYamimakai

3 ай бұрын

@@carlosperalta4351Nope. Odin killed Brok when he disguise himself as Tyr which was after he try to make peace with Kratos.

Fun fact: All of Odin’s ravens are sacrificed children hanged by their mothers and fathers. To be Odin’s little spies think about that for a moment, and every time you kill them you free them from his control.

@elviraweekes3906

Жыл бұрын

Oh shit I forgot to put a spoiler warning I’m sorry.🤦‍♂️

@zoltire6478

Жыл бұрын

What the actual fu- HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS

@redirmer760

Жыл бұрын

Basically sold as slaves for his expense and not given the trial of going through the underworld, Got it

@KanonFann

Жыл бұрын

I mean... you can edit the comment to add the spoiler warning.

@jameswalker6724

Жыл бұрын

It’s after you do the side quest the eyes of Odin

Poseidon: What about the blade of Olympus Kratos in Valhalla: oh thanks for reminding me

@2495781

4 ай бұрын

Hehe yep. My favorite part of the DLC. Cause its in the Main game too!

@delsinrowe1318

4 ай бұрын

​@@2495781 scuse me wtf?

@delsinrowe1318

4 ай бұрын

what main game are we talking about??

@trololo666

4 ай бұрын

God of War Ragnorak* Valhalla ​@@delsinrowe1318

@justin4018

4 ай бұрын

@@delsinrowe1318NG+ you obtain it after beating the prolog

The part with Helios became even funnier after the Valhalla DLC

@2495781

4 ай бұрын

That and them mentioning the Blade of Olympus.

@abdulazimnaushad

4 ай бұрын

Yeah 😂 especially after Kratos asks him where is Mimir? Helios: "Really after all this time this is what you have to say to me? No hello?

@ChaplainPhantasm

4 ай бұрын

​@@abdulazimnaushadHello, Helios. Now where's Mimir?

@zzephyrenex5320

4 ай бұрын

I was hoping to see mention of this and i was not disappointed

@shrekipoo

3 ай бұрын

@@ChaplainPhantasmI don’t know. Why don’t we go look for him

I think the best part is seeing the Norse realize “Oh, Kratos could have been SO much worse. Thank god for therapy”

@stalinsoulz7872

Жыл бұрын

More like "thank God his a dad now" or that "giant really Tame his ass good"

@devonation8348

Жыл бұрын

@@stalinsoulz7872 no both were true in the original games the gods just didn’t murder or trick him to murder his family cause they would definitely meet the god he once was

@askeladd2136

Жыл бұрын

Kratos: Thank who? 👹

@sondjuchiha975

Жыл бұрын

@@stalinsoulz7872 i dont remember if this is canon or not but i heard kratos would go into the woods for weeks on end for 10 years fighting trolls and shit to temper his rage

@dutchvanderlinde6076

Жыл бұрын

@@stalinsoulz7872 he was a dad before.

If you ever feel stupid, remember that Heimdall flipped off a blind guy

@Aaronrose575

Жыл бұрын

Or dared to reject peace from the man who soloe'd an entire, more powerful Pantheon

@angelb.823

Жыл бұрын

Poseidon would still see or sense Heimdall's flipping off. In a previous video, Poseidon told Hercules to lower his hand when he tried to raise it, even though he is blind.

@ObsidiaBlack1

Жыл бұрын

@@angelb.823 Well, he did say he was the strongest god; probably knew Herc would say something about that and preempted him.

@swordam1063

Жыл бұрын

Its cause hes a pussy

@housewilma4904

Жыл бұрын

@@Aaronrose575 i was about to say otherwise then i remebered the norse killed half the pantheon aka the vanir in god of war so yeah they were weaker by the time kratos got there.

The fact that this man "predicted" the Blade of Olympus in the new DLC is crazy to me

@kenisbeast

4 ай бұрын

facts

@Omega-jg4oq

4 ай бұрын

And Helios complaining about getting his head ripped off and being used as a flashlight and questioning who the hell is Mimir? 💀💀💀 it’s literally in the Valhalla DLC 💀

Anyone watching this after the Valhalla dlc came out and Helios came back I’m convinced this man’s is the reason it happened. Lol

@ninab.4540

4 ай бұрын

Hahahhaa

@Sorcerer86pt

4 ай бұрын

Yeah, he just appears so he can be of use.

@adrianwoods2752

4 ай бұрын

Blade of Olympus as well

@glenearl8699

4 ай бұрын

Not to mention the whole thing about kratos carrying Helio's head around. Funny that Kratos never mentioned that but had to do the same with mimir. And I wasnt even reminded of it till the valhalla dlc.

“She valid. This fight temporarily cured my blindness “. -Poseidon That part had me hollering 🤣🤣🤣

@dickelbrixjhonlague3235

Жыл бұрын

@@AgentGumle1a scam or a bot

@thewickedzaku

Жыл бұрын

I'll clear this while room with a single enchantment.

The collective “SHUT THE FUCK UP” to Heimdall has me ROLLING

@geniusdesires

Жыл бұрын

"Every time you speak you prove you're a mistake" had me dying

@mediocri5y

Жыл бұрын

​@@geniusdesires "I'd spit on you if I could see you"

@therealharmacist5627

Жыл бұрын

“I’d spit on your face if I could see” got me wheezing

@KoEnder

Жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie when Heimdall was dodging those punches from Thrud, that was pretty clean.

@Sinatracle

Жыл бұрын

@@geniusdesires FOR REAL

Fun fact, it said in the wiki that Ghost Zeus destroyed all the magic weapons Kratos had when he emerged, which is why they were on the ground, and the Blades of Exile were the only ones still usable So basically Kratos couldn't bring them because he rendered them all useless, and probably creased Hermes' Js as well

@kuja5809

4 ай бұрын

Lmao creased Hermes J 😂😂 rendered them useless

@Elder-lz4ws

4 ай бұрын

hecking disintegrated the limited edition greek kicks

@soulblightx9847

4 ай бұрын

Meh, his Js were fake anyway.

@l0129

3 ай бұрын

Blades of chaos not exile

@KoOkiEzRoCkz

3 ай бұрын

Zeus petty af

"She's valid" "What?!" "Ey look, this fight temporarily cured my blindness" One of the funniest lines XD

Sigrun beating Kratos' ass so badly, Poseidon came out of blindless momentarily to see it, was the highlight of this video. 🤣🤣🤣

@Nightout88

Жыл бұрын

he did that with heracules as well last video me thinks he's fibbing and after he died he was able to see he just didn't want to.

@Nuuk_

Жыл бұрын

@@Nightout88 he didn’t see it he just knew that Hercules was gonna try some shit

@salvadorgiron5527

Жыл бұрын

Sigrun❤❤❤

@themilkman6919

Жыл бұрын

She the only one in that room who's humble af, like she knows what's good

@ethoncharles2386

Жыл бұрын

Thousandth like

"I OFFER THAT N**GA PEACE AND HE STARTS RAGNAROK!!" this fucking got me. Right at the beginning

@JamesCPotter13

Жыл бұрын

The way he says RAGNAROK with his whole chest AND body is what sends it.

@KevinLopez-fm9kz

Жыл бұрын

Kratos creating Ragnarok in response to peace is the most kratos thing

@leighbelk769

Жыл бұрын

You can even see the speckles.

@TheTimbs_

Жыл бұрын

“War is not the only way” -Kratos the god of war

@loremipsum5116

Жыл бұрын

I feel like everyone is forgetting Odin wasn't offering peace. He was offering peace* He would have still had an eye on Kratos and if he ever got s good chance he would have gone to silence him. Look at his genocide of the giants all because of prophecy, the conditions the dwarves were forced into, whatever he couldn't control he got rid of. It's stated in the game that if Mimir hadn't convinced Odin the Dwarves could be useful they'd have been genocided too

Poseidon: so all Kratos did was stab you in the neck? That’s pretty tame. Modi: no, it was actually his son who stabbed me. Greek Gods: HIS WHAT?! Edit: what the fuck did I just start?

@bradleyadams5252

4 ай бұрын

Greek gods: oh no, there are two of them now!

@V_the_he

4 ай бұрын

Ares: let's see how long this one lasts

@tykamen5588

4 ай бұрын

@@V_the_he Poseidon: DON'T GET ANY FUCKING IDEAS ARES!

@V_the_he

4 ай бұрын

@@tykamen5588 Poseidon: YOU ALREADY MADE HIM KILL ONE

@michelveilleux2075

4 ай бұрын

Athena: Unbelievable. Un-fucking-believable.

Carrying head of Helios, this aged well. Homie predicted it

@2495781

4 ай бұрын

And the Blade of Olympus

"Heimdall is dead THANK GOD!" Literally all the fanbase's reaction to his death.

@Nuuk_

Жыл бұрын

He was a prick

@SYP591

Жыл бұрын

As a character, I love Heimdall but yeah his death is so satisfying

@TheprophetDJ

Жыл бұрын

I swear it was so satisfying struggling that man

@HauntedAnkh

Жыл бұрын

Honestly Heimdall went out a legend. Dude said "fuck mercy" when given a chance and as he was being choked out he read Kratos mind and called him a monster cause he knew it would mentally fuck him up.

@49mozzer

Жыл бұрын

@@HauntedAnkh Except it didn't an he's still dead

“What about the blade of olympus?!” “The blade of what?-“ The entire greek pantheon: *UNIMAGINABLE PAIN*

@PBV9407

Жыл бұрын

Next God of War in Egypt: Odin to the Egyptian Gods: “What happened to the Draupnir Spear?” Egyptian Gods: “Draupnir Spear? More like that spear got Dropped.” Norse Gods: *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*

@sk_hermit1809

Жыл бұрын

Norse Gods: What about the Leviathan Axe? Is it still freezing? Egyptian Gods: The Levia-what now? You mean the stick that melted under the scorching heat of the desert? Faye and the Norse Gods: *Screams of unimaginable breakdown*

@sirsmiteful6285

Жыл бұрын

@@PBV9407 There’s no possible way Kratos is losing Draupnir. The last gift from Brok, a man he called FRIEND.

@JohnMasterCheif

Жыл бұрын

@@sirsmiteful6285 maybe not "lose" but part of Brok's blessing is "and may it be put down when it's job is done" and to be fair, it's job is indeed done

@sirsmiteful6285

Жыл бұрын

@@JohnMasterCheif It’s job is to keep peace, and Kratos still has work to do.

Watching this after Valhalla dropped and seeing helios get upset about being replaced is gold, this has gone through as a classic.

This dudes execution for these characters is wild. Big respect. "Heimdall is dead, THANK GOD!!!!" that part made me laugh .

I personally love how Poseidon is just sitting there smiling like he knew Kratos was gonna go to rack more gods

@kbyaghi

Жыл бұрын

i mean he wasn’t lying when he said that no matter how many gods kratos would kill more would stand up against him

@cameronsuire8171

Жыл бұрын

@@kbyaghi ik but it's still funny as hell

@kbyaghi

Жыл бұрын

@@cameronsuire8171 ik i was just agreeing with you my bad if it didn’t seem like it

@cartman4796

Жыл бұрын

😂😂

@samuelbrown7466

Жыл бұрын

I think the idea of him killing all normal real world inspired gods and moving to other games, fucking kratos the doom slayer XD

I love how Poseidon just smiles at Ares getting choked out by Odin. Deserved.

@Ace_03

Жыл бұрын

Ares : harder all-father Odin : what Ares : what

@rishin7852

Жыл бұрын

@@Ace_03 Zeus: the heck?

@barliqazimi4815

Жыл бұрын

@@rishin7852 nah Zeus out of all people is into that shit

@tomatoboi5735

Жыл бұрын

@@Ace_03 huh???!!

@kensosaramos

Жыл бұрын

@@Ace_03 all-daddy* (OK, I'll see myself out)

can we talk about how good this dude’s acting is?? hes juggling like 12 different characters ranging from crying to angry to comedic like wow

1:55 and now in GoW Valhalla he is back!

@markisshano7334

Ай бұрын

And so is the Blade of Olympus.

“Problem is they call you Allfather but you got sonned by a dwarf” had me in tears.

@thehumblesniper

Жыл бұрын

I slid out my seat on that one. XDD

@moaazmoustafa3169

Жыл бұрын

this one hits different bro

@disrpt

Жыл бұрын

the ultimate disrespect

@michaelasbury7121

Жыл бұрын

Poseidon simply doesn't care. He'll roast anyone and anything.😂

@saigemss

Жыл бұрын

RIGHT LMFAOOO

"What about the Blade of Olympus?" "The Blade of What?" *Divine Groans of Anguish*

@ekyue7274

Жыл бұрын

Don’t feel so important now do you

@tylergonzales8946

Жыл бұрын

@@ekyue7274Everyone: SHUT THE %#€* UP

@justsomeguyevadingtaxes497

Жыл бұрын

@@ekyue7274SHUT THE F UP *said everyone calmly*

@reversenoobz1

Жыл бұрын

@@ekyue7274 Everyone: Shut the f*ck up!

@ThaGhostGhod

Жыл бұрын

@@ekyue7274shut the fuck up! I’d spit on your face if I could see. Every time you speak you prove that you’re a mistake.

Dude the way you delivered the line "Every time you speak you prove that you were a mistake" You sounded just like Odin.

I love that he predicted how pissed of helios would be after being replaced

Ares: So he just stabbed you in the neck? Modi: Actually it was his son Poseidon: THERE’S TWO OF THEM NOW?!

@tonisadiraj9978

Жыл бұрын

Wait what

@genyatusamaki1219

Жыл бұрын

@@tonisadiraj9978 i think he mean since kratos had a daughter and now he has a son which ares was dead before atreus was born.

@tonisadiraj9978

Жыл бұрын

@@genyatusamaki1219 sorry my english not so good i thought there was aa 3d

@Abdega

Жыл бұрын

As in there are now two things out there killing gods

@SoldierSpiderx

Жыл бұрын

lmao that be the funny shit ever, all the greek god find out Kratos got a son

Odin choking Ares had me 🤣🤣

@sonjoku4879

Жыл бұрын

It’s funny cause it’s his fault, and everyone after his neck! Literally! 💀

@criticalf7380

Жыл бұрын

Bro I couldn't watch the full video cuz that part had me dead💀

@shrederatershan

Жыл бұрын

Poseidon smiling in the background 🤣

@silverblade357

Жыл бұрын

Who can really blame him? Odin's schemes might not always work out, but he'd never be so stupid to think tricking his best enforcer into murdering his family was a good idea!

@Robert_Rankin

Жыл бұрын

The fuckin' look on Poseidon's face 🤣 That shit eating grin temporarily restored my faith in humanity

1:45 I like the fact that this video became relevant after they showed Helios' head in Valhala DLC. It's like they predicted this kind of scenario would be triggered in the game.

@marielosvindas1247

4 ай бұрын

Even funnier, the Blade of Olympus got back

"Every time you speak, you prove that you're a mistake" Had me absolutely dead

I love that Odin does practically every horrible thing he did mostly to find out what the afterlife was like, and in the end, it’s some dude’s office where everyone looks the same.

@tkurz3071

Жыл бұрын

Oof was that racist to you?

@michaelbarney4060

Жыл бұрын

@@tkurz3071 They literally look the same because they’re all played by the same guy.

@tkurz3071

Жыл бұрын

@@michaelbarney4060 I know, just continuing the running joke...

@vicentehuerta2334

Жыл бұрын

Odin fearing for his afterlife thinking that he will cease to exist when he dies only to cause that very thing to happen because he was a paranoid ahole

@WeaponOfMyDestructio

Жыл бұрын

Turns out all you need to see what the afterlife is die

No matter how many enter that room, it's nice to see that poseidon is still considered the most disrespected boss.

@TartarusHimself

Жыл бұрын

Don’t you beat his ass from his perspective? That’s fucked up

@vicentehuerta2334

Жыл бұрын

That beat down was just plain racist

@Juggtacula

Жыл бұрын

The most disrespected was Helios, because he ripped his head off to use him as a flashlight. Then they just gave him a normal light later.

@matejbosela9093

Жыл бұрын

He got honourable death by Spartan standards. You know, he could have got even worse - Spartans were not opposed to "having an involuntary intercourse" to shame their opponents...

@Mezha07

Жыл бұрын

@@Juggtacula poseidone was more disrespected cause 1 he got his eyes fcked up 2 he got his neck cracked 3 he got a pov beating on his ass 4 he was crawling away and was on his knees literally 5 he fought kratos unfairly cause basically kratos had Gaia fendig off the weird ass giant scorpion tentacle hybrid monster And for the last he was disrespected just beIng the first fcking boss in GO3 like you could argue the Big 3 of olympus should've at least had mini bosses before you fight them but nah poseidone was the mini boss

“I could clear this whole room with one enchantment.” You know he had Ekzykes’ Decay ready to go right there.

The Helios bit aged really well when you think about the Valhalla dlc

@riiddisbuk2496

4 ай бұрын

LITERALLY!

Odin: Actually there's one weapon that came with him Zeus: Really? What'd he bring with him? Baldur: These flaming chained blades, he used them for a really cool sequence during our fight Greek Gods: *All look at Ares* Ares: Aw come on! I thought he got rid of those!

@evantambolang3052

Жыл бұрын

Athena: Yeah... About that...

@KromeDome06

Жыл бұрын

Damn, he shoulda put that part in here somewhere. Ares still fuckin up AFTER death...

@qhayiyadantile3208

Жыл бұрын

Athena: See, what had happened was.....

@twobrosgamers8426

Жыл бұрын

Kratos: I tried several times to get rid of them, but they always come back.

@timeportal2859

Жыл бұрын

Odin to Ares: You bastard you Doom us all!!!

I'm torn for my favorite: -Odin choking Ares -Modi being horrified by Poseidon's beatdown -Helios' existential crisis over Mimir

@thinkingsoutherner9911

Жыл бұрын

I’m going for Odin choking Ares. Made for a hilarious cold open

@blushanka9397

Жыл бұрын

how everyone's collectively hates Heimdall got me so good tho LMAOOO

@penguinlord6098

Жыл бұрын

Poseidon getting unblind from seeing Sigrun fuck up Kratos tho💀

@undergrinder6

Жыл бұрын

Oh and don't forget about Icarus, i hope hes okay

@josephstahl9119

Жыл бұрын

It's Helios for me. Dude got the disrespect 3 times over. 1. Head used as a flashlight 2. Replaced by Mimir. 3. Job taken by Kratos Son and Mimir again.

This aged so well... considering Helios tried replacing Mimir and AND Kratos got over all of his issues about all of this disrespect. The devs watched this video and went... yeah we running the fade back through the flashbacks. Hahahaha

3:47 The Furies and The Fates in the same room? Nice.

“He sold your J’s for about 150 to some dwarves” hits perfectly because being useless to him, it sounds exactly what Kratos would do

@alfatazer_8991

Жыл бұрын

Sindri actually asks him about what happened to all the high level gear he and Brok crafted in GOW 2018 and Kratos' response was "I used it."

@gomgom9060

Жыл бұрын

@@alfatazer_8991 to be fair I doubt the greek gears get destroyed that easily it was downright used to throw hands in war 😂 He definitely sold them J's

@brunaogemeplay2439

Жыл бұрын

@@gomgom9060 kratos gets ripped of them in the end of GoW 3 when fighting zeus

@drummerrck

Жыл бұрын

It also sounds like about how much them cheap ass dwarves would buy them for.

@turboyarag

Жыл бұрын

@@gomgom9060 Mimir asks Kratos if he can use the magic he had from his homeworld and Kratos said that no but he tried to

3:00 everyone to Heimdall “SHUT THE FUCK UP!” made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂

@completelypointlesstv

4 ай бұрын

"I'd spit on yo face if I could see"😂

We need another video like this after the Valhalla DLC. Curious if Helios feels vindicated or if Poseidon is pissed they never talked about how he died in Valhalla.

@gtrfan137kereere6

4 ай бұрын

Most definitely

"Everytime you speak, you prove that you're a mistake" that sounded so much like ingame Odin's voice. Well done.

@jefferycrouse4652

Жыл бұрын

You can really hear Odin's VA say that line. We need someone to show him this video

@infinitecontent8001

Жыл бұрын

Poseidon just be roasting everyone like he's making a holiday dinner!!!

@Legendlion2922

Жыл бұрын

@@infinitecontent8001 Lol

@TotallySquirrel

Жыл бұрын

I was about to comment this! That line was delivered so good! Just like Odin, damn!

@TheLastRunicKnight

Жыл бұрын

What does Hermes And Heimdall had in common? They both cocky, they both hard to hit and both their deaths were extremely satisfying

2:59 “Every time you speak you prove that you’re a mistake” this line killed me and he’s not even wrong 💀

@stefanradic6663

Жыл бұрын

It even sounds like odin

@AnotherSupremacyGuy

Жыл бұрын

Am i the only one who saw a typo "zues"

@NoNameX_X0

Жыл бұрын

@@AnotherSupremacyGuy nah i saw it too, i knew what he meant with it and that’s what matters.

@doubleu1115

Жыл бұрын

What that guy with bandage played as?

@Deveshkha

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, I'm stealing that line this lol.

The fact that Helios came back in the dlc is hilarious. Mans predicted shit on accident

The problem is that they call you 'All-father" but you got son'd by a Dwarf. Is absolutely priceless 🤣

"Heimdall is dead, THANK GOD!!!!" that part made me laugh 🤣😂🤣😂

@michelphilippe193

Жыл бұрын

It felt deservingly mean

@ChaplainPhantasm

11 ай бұрын

"AND MODI WAA--Oh my god!" Was even better 😂

@Commielover69

11 ай бұрын

Thank who?

@nickschumacher4309

10 ай бұрын

I replay Ragnarok just so I can kill Heimdall.

@Empoleontrap

7 ай бұрын

idk@@Commielover69 who is god?

Can we appreciate this guy's attention to detail with costumes? He got a band-aid on exactly where Heimdall bled when Kratos first hit him.

@rottensquid

8 ай бұрын

Wrong side. Odin's eyepatch is on the wrong side too. I suspect he inverted those shots to get a better shot/reverse shot flow.

@keithcraig4263

8 ай бұрын

@@rottensquidthings are reversed on camersla

@rottensquid

8 ай бұрын

@@keithcraig4263 Yeah, I figured. When people are speaking to each other in separate shots, you gotta make sure they're facing one other. It's way more important than which side their eyepatch is on. Especially when they're all played by the same guy. If dude hadn't locked that down, his videos would be too confusing to be funny.

@chewee4ever811

4 ай бұрын

it would've been funnier if helios was just his head

@Annihilator2.

2 ай бұрын

I like how he spelt Zeus like “Zues”

I like how Odin probably entered the afterlife found out who created Kratos/ghost of Sparta and Ares was just “first time?” And Odin just went *D I E*

let’s be honest the devs saw this and just went. bro alone is responsible for Valhalla.

I love how magni says to posiden “i bet yours wasn’t that bad” and he is in complete horror when he is shown the video

@june_vlog

Жыл бұрын

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@NTWoo95

Жыл бұрын

Kratos held back a LOT when it came to the god kills in the newer games fr

@MrDibara

Жыл бұрын

That's Modi, not Magni. Which is better, cause dude was super terrified of Kratos' rage and had no idea how easy he got to just be punched into a pillar by him.

@tipsofthetavern4244

Жыл бұрын

Thanks but I dont need it you can pick someone else but thanks

@MrDibara

Жыл бұрын

@@tipsofthetavern4244 If you're replying to *@CovergGoBlue13,* that thing's probably a bot, not a guy. So don't bother, just report it for spam and move on with your life. 👍

Heimdall getting the respect he deserves and Sigrun's fight curing Poseidons blindness temporarily is fucking hilarious

@zc5809

Жыл бұрын

573 like no comments lemme fix that

@swarnasishsaha9681

Жыл бұрын

@@zc5809 thanks bud

How wild is it that in the newly released DLC for Ragnarok, Helios finally comes on Kratos' hip instead of Mimir and the replacement joke is referenced.

I'd like to think the devs saw this video and wanted to give Helios something back.

@swagysm645

4 ай бұрын

Sameeeee XD

The funny thing is, even though Baldur is able to feel again, now that he's paralyzed from the neck down, he's essentially stuck in the same position as before. Only now is he completely immobilized.

@willof1384

Жыл бұрын

At least he can feel everything from the neck up.

@phant0m291

Жыл бұрын

Also can eat and drink.

@E-Burg-Official

Жыл бұрын

@@phant0m291 he could eat and drink before??

@phant0m291

Жыл бұрын

@@E-Burg-Official Yeah, Baldur couldn’t feel pain but the biggest downside was that he literally couldn’t feel anything at all. Sex, food, water, even the cold wind on his back, he was literally numb to it all and it drove him mad.

@phant0m291

Жыл бұрын

@@E-Burg-Official That’s what happens in the story.

"Man this fight temporarily cured my blindness, she's valid" I belly laughed on that one! 🤣

@lotusjewell9984

Жыл бұрын

I definitely snorted myself

@jahar1gaming

Жыл бұрын

As I read this, he said it😭

@malachi3369

Жыл бұрын

So disgusting... who says belly laugh, that just sounds unattractive... and so does snorting

@katon.9893

Жыл бұрын

@@malachi3369 It’s words on a screen bro relax.

@kikster249

Жыл бұрын

@@malachi3369 says the unattractive dude:

THE BLADE OF OLYMPUS IS BACK!!!!

I like the fact that each pantheon no matter Norse or Greece act not like a family but as some group of friends that secretly hate each other

"This fight temporarily cured my blindness, so she got it" Subscribed

@LoneWolfyRayYT

9 ай бұрын

Wait. Odin died by magic. And Thor died by Odin for not doing the job he was assigned to do

@peterpettigrew1627

8 ай бұрын

Valkyries valid, dudes.

@kinagrill

8 ай бұрын

I half expected Poseidon to just go 'well i still can't see, but it sounded like Kratos was getting his asskicked, so she cool'.

I love that Sigrun is the only one here playing nice even though she probably lasted the longest out of all of them.

@MetalGearCheese14

Жыл бұрын

And is also, actually... Alive.

@sentientmustache8360

11 ай бұрын

@@MetalGearCheese14 and y’know, actually pretty chill and not furiously vengeful

@T_Dude

10 ай бұрын

And, y’know, not actually a villain.

@bahandplays8373

9 ай бұрын

@@FoFo_1300no she was not You can see her with the shield maidens after ragnarok And you can even do some side missions related to how she became a valkery in the first place and then visit her again at the same location where you left her at the end of the story

@albertscott4599

8 ай бұрын

​@FoFo_1300 no she didn't

The fact that Poseidon was smiling while ares was being chocked got me ded

2:14 😅well…..the blade of olympus is back, so HELL YEAH!!

One more thing that disrespects Helios, is that you can actually use Mimir as an attack. Kratos holds Mimir's head up so he can shoot a Bifrost laser that actually kills enemies, instead of Helios' flash.

@recreatedwings9314

Жыл бұрын

Ayo what? How???

@Evilshadow529

Жыл бұрын

@@recreatedwings9314 here the link m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/oGFmusR-fLfJn6g.html

@addisonshepard333

Жыл бұрын

It's a relic you get from doing a quest I think

@Kuraihoshi_Tomi

Жыл бұрын

That and he's actually banging sigrun

@sechwansauce4337

Жыл бұрын

@@Kuraihoshi_Tomi Mimir gives some amazing head.

Poseidon never fails to make me laugh 😂😂 and Heimdall getting disrespected all the time is gold

@sparkingthunder8756

Жыл бұрын

Heimdall deserves that for being such a bitch the whole time

@TheLaluciDaniel

Жыл бұрын

cuz he a bitch!

@dontreadmyprofilepicture8817

Жыл бұрын

You mean Hephaestus? Heimdall was barely mentioned.

@christianjudeberbano3134

Жыл бұрын

@Romanolse1 ya scam bot?

@sylvie395

Жыл бұрын

@@dontreadmyprofilepicture8817 nah bro, the one with the bandage is Heimdall

Y'know, after coming back to this video and the mention of the game awards, Eldin Ring didn't take the win so easily. The clash between Elden Ring and God of War: Ragnarök will be remembered for generations to come.

Now that Kratos has the Blade of Olympus.

@ysgramornorris2452

4 ай бұрын

He doesn't. It's only in Valhalla. It's a projection of his mind.

@the-bz3zt

4 ай бұрын

​@@ysgramornorris2452no you can use it in new game + Maybe it is a gift from Valhalla because Valhalla allowed him to do all the upgrades and other things it is possible to give him the sword

@sirsunman7826

4 ай бұрын

@@ysgramornorris2452 actually no he full on has it now, cuse here is the thing Tyr actually lost his arm to garm and the way he got it back is through his trials in vallhalla, he stay'd in valhalla for so long after he conquered himself and his issues that his arm just stay'd with him permanantly. So yeah kratos does have the blade of olympus although its less powerful due to it being manifested from valhalla and not ya know god souls and all that.

1:18, The Aesir having the chance to see just how much worse Kratos was for the Olympians and trying to console them is so great. And the Olympians learning that Kratos either lost (because Zeus apparently broken everything that wasn’t the Blades of Chaos), ditched or apparently didn’t even need most of the equipment he snatched off of their corpses was even better.

@waterpillar1977

Жыл бұрын

The Aesir got lucky god of war 3 kratos would have perform mortal Kombat fatalities on all of them

@lordofchangelulz6645

Жыл бұрын

Blame Zeus for destroying them and Athena took the Blades of Olympus

@thealphatheomega2348

Жыл бұрын

The Aesir reaction was like my mom reacting to me banging Aphrodite in GoW 3. 😆 She didn't care about the goreporn of the og GoW, but if titties popped up she absolutely lost it! Lmao.

@blackirontarkus2672

Жыл бұрын

Well technically Zeus broke ALL of the weapons in GOW3 in the last battle, so the blame’s on him.

@callmev3531

Жыл бұрын

@@blackirontarkus2672 Oh, you’re right. And the only thing left from Greece were the Blades Of Chaos, which return to Kratos even when he tried to get rid of them…presumably Athena’s doing.

The Norse god’s got the older, calmer kratos 😂 the Greek gods, got the prime young, angry kratos 😭

@Echo_1773

11 ай бұрын

mike tyson kratos lol

@nicoli-thenextup9866

10 ай бұрын

@@Echo_1773 pretty much lol Hercules and Zeus witnessed that first hand lol

@nickschumacher4309

10 ай бұрын

Both are quite terrifying either way.

@TheHighborn

10 ай бұрын

it is stated that old Kratos is stronger tho. Funniest shit about this, is that both pantheons brought it on themselves.

@alivetoadstool1289

10 ай бұрын

Kratos is 2x as powerful as when he was in the Greek pantheon

helios being bitter aged so well in ragnarok valhalla

The Helios bit hits a little different after the DLC

“I spit on your face if I could see you” Poseidon didn’t have to disrespect Heimdal like that bro ☠️

@brishifonlybrish1141

Жыл бұрын

fr he has so much control over water and he would just spit

@Ajspez7695

Жыл бұрын

To be fair, Heimdall's a jackass and definitely deserved that. I mean it's no wonder why kratos killed him so violently, and why all the other gods treated him like crap.

@prideguy3233

Жыл бұрын

Yes he did

Poseidon looking at Odin strangling Ares while smiling is pure gold Edit: OMFG I’ve never received so many likes, thanks guys

@m9ss9ngtextures16

Жыл бұрын

it is

@djdapandadafam7294

Жыл бұрын

Too funny

@dantesparda4610

Жыл бұрын

What do you mean looking? He's blind

@SC4R3CR0WVR

Жыл бұрын

It’s hilarious 😂

@angelodavidmarabolivarela9505

Жыл бұрын

@@dantesparda4610 that also cured his blindness for a moment, just he didn't spoke about

I love how they are not mad at Kratos, but Ares

@abdulazimnaushad

4 ай бұрын

And Heimdall

@redmijuara-un4ez

Ай бұрын

​@@abdulazimnaushadand zeus

2:00 well that aged well (in the new GOW:R DLC Helios replaces Mimir for a bit) 2:55 too (in that DLC there’s a new rage called legacy where kraits just whips out the Blade)

I love that Sigrun is so calm and just says "hello" while smiling and everyone else yelling and arguing eachother.

@sirporthos3957

Жыл бұрын

Also, wasnt Sigrun brought back by Freya for Ragnarok? I remember her, Eir and a bunch of the other valkyries that we fought in GoW 2019 that made it back as allies after we lifted their curse or whatever.

@glorfindelthebalrogslayer

Жыл бұрын

@@sirporthos3957 Yes she was helping us in the final mission

@chriswihulu

Жыл бұрын

Sigrun is just there, enjoying the show, loving every Aesir outburst, especially Odin's

@darkblightballas7445

Жыл бұрын

Gra took her place after along with berserkers

@aysiskyle9458

Жыл бұрын

Does this mean that Gna will be joining her later? 😂

I love how you can tell how much time passed, too. Poseidon has gotten over the worst of it, and now just laughs at the other Pantheon's misery, and gets to appreciate someone else hating Ares. Also, his blindness temporarily being cured by Kratos getting the ever living fuck beaten out of him by Sigrun is pure genius.

@infinitecontent8001

Жыл бұрын

If he got $1M and free reign, we'd get some next level content for the masses!!!

@orangutank626

Жыл бұрын

I cant wait until Egypt makes an appearance

@DEFC0NZER0

Жыл бұрын

@@orangutank626 Egypt, Japan, Mesoamerica. Heck, I hope Christianity makes an appearance, or at least as a united pantheon of all Abrahamic religions(Christianity, Islam, and Judaism)

@Laurentus

Жыл бұрын

@@DEFC0NZER0 They're... they're the same religion. They'll have like 2 slightly different prophets, and still have the main big bad. Plus, it will piss people the fuck off, so it's just a bad business decision.

@joshuagonzalez2594

Жыл бұрын

@@DEFC0NZER0. They're not doing any religion that is still actively worshipped to prevent outrage and stuff... Only dead religion's but that could change I guess.

Helios being so torn up only to come back with the new DLC is great.

Love how Poseidon looks so smug like he can actually see ares being choked out

Hephaestus broke me. Dude just wanted to protect his daughter. The one thing in life that genuinely made him happy.

@windghost2

Жыл бұрын

I still hate the fact that he was killed to this day.

@Silly_Illidan

Жыл бұрын

And Kratos didn't even mention that he felt sorry for what he did to him...he had 2 games but he didnt

@samuelbrown7466

Жыл бұрын

All of the GOW jokes slayed me but the elden ring joke of basically “bitches I’ve been the new god for 6 months where you been?” Made me un-ironically say “and then kratos entered new game plus.” Aloud to myself. This is internet so you can’t catch my tone of voice, he kills the chosen tarnished instead of the normal last boss. And although the tarnished may stand no chance (namely because the great runes have no canonical power to them) I think the blood borne hunters would give biceptimus a good fight, those guys be built to hunt monsters after all.

@samuelbrown7466

Жыл бұрын

My opinion on phaesti was was kinda brutal but also in tone with the game, a simple “awwwww, you shouldn’t stand in my way.”

@cajs9964

Жыл бұрын

Kratos tried to save Pandora remember that

The idea of Kratos selling all his shit from the Greek world (minus the blades of chaos of course) to some dwarves as soon as he got to the Norse world is funny asfk 💀😂

@khendumalag8997

Жыл бұрын

for hacksiver 😎

@chriswihulu

Жыл бұрын

Kratos: how much for these lightly used magical shoes? Sindri: *looking at Hermes bloodstained shoes* In what possible way are these lightly used!? I-is that blood all over them? WHY ARE THEY CACKED IN YOUR BLOOD!?!?! Kratos: it's not my blood

@NightWing101

Жыл бұрын

@@chriswihulu Hermes as a ghost: THATS MY JAYS

@chriswihulu

Жыл бұрын

@@NightWing101 Sindri: Did you hear something just now? Kratos: I heard nothing - except you, not taking a good deal right in front of you. Sindri: ...fine, I can have Brok melt them down, here, have some Hacksilver.

@csab8642

Жыл бұрын

@@chriswihulu Brok: melt then down! Shit I'll be wearing them! Hand them over

"Glad he didn't use my wings" "Icarus still falling* 'Who's that?!" "The Question and the Answer"

"What about the Blade of Olympus?" Give it time...

I love the idea of Odin showing up in post-Kratos therapy, and with no warning just launching himself at Ares.

@proximacentauri2684

2 ай бұрын

totally in character for him. Especially with the state of mind he was in after atreus de-souled him

@piscessoedroen

2 ай бұрын

Especially since he totally knew kratos lore and who's responsible for everything

Kratos getting his ass beat cured Poseidon's blindness LMFAOOOOOOOOO

@christopherbland8432

Жыл бұрын

Temporary

@UndeadAngel1987

Жыл бұрын

Not surprised. The Valkyries were built different. I still can't hear "Valhalla" without anticipating multiple divebombs and curb stomps.

@jaredtabiola1465

Жыл бұрын

Either that or the Dominant stomps

I love how Ares has spent the entire time trying to get his breath after being strangled.

This hit different after the DLC lmaoooo

1) choking Ares out on sight? Priceless 2) Poseidon now becoming the God of Disrespect''? I salute you, sir. 3) The Furies trying to blow up the spot? Comedy gold 4) Elden Ring showing up at the end? Totally unnecessary pettiness... BUT I'LL ALLOW IT!!

@MR.LMR1996

Жыл бұрын

The Elden Ring joke would've aged very poorly if GOWR won GOTY. But the fact it did win GOTY this year makes it even funnier.

@Treydies

Жыл бұрын

It was 100% warranted

@parkermaisterra8532

Жыл бұрын

Congralutation on your 1k like

I truly love how pissed off Odin was at Ares to the point he put him in a chokehold,like for real,they’re all dead because of Ares so Odin getting upset at him made sense.

@pileoweirdness

Жыл бұрын

it's always weird to think about when an entire series of games, movies, or just a show could never have happened if someone just said 'nah, man.' or moved even a foot to the right. the ENTIRE God of War series would never have happened if Ares just ignored Kratos.

@Kingkonga200

Жыл бұрын

@@pileoweirdness exactly,the single decision Ares made to make Kratos kill his family in Greece was the cause of the entire GOW franchise.it’s just so unfathomable to imagine that.

@grikuomega

Жыл бұрын

​@@Kingkonga200 Ares better prepare for a lot of strangles then..

@blackswordsma

Жыл бұрын

@@Kingkonga200 "YOU HELPED THIS GUY AND HE KILLED TWO ENTIRE MYTHOLOGIES."

@Kingkonga200

Жыл бұрын

@@blackswordsma Exactly how you said it,man!

"What about the blade of Olympus?!" that aged well

"none of your weapons came over" not anymore lol

What I love is the implication that even after Odin is done strangling him, Aries STAYS on the ground for the whole thing.

@sherryfilms2504

Жыл бұрын

if you're basically getting choked tf out by an angry dude, and he's forced to let go, just stay on the floor. your chances of survival will go from 10% to 25%

@thanthongsupawiwattakut

Жыл бұрын

Odin pick up Mjolnir with one hand Imagine what that will do to Ares if they are alive

@MalakaiAbyss

Жыл бұрын

well yeah, he fuckin' better lmao

@ee-jm2tt

Жыл бұрын

Odin literally created all of creation with his brothers. I think we can say safely that those hands can do work.

@driftingwolf0

Жыл бұрын

@@ee-jm2tt Work? Those hands do hard labor with no breaks or vacations.

It's crazy how kratos.changed from BEING A MENACE TO SOCIETY to being a lovely father

@davidsonsimeus3298

Жыл бұрын

Well to be fair he always was a loving father. He had Calliope his daughter before he had Atreus his son. The BS he had to deal with in the underworld with Persephone to see his daughter one last time along with the haunting memories of his family's death. He's not the greatest man but he always was a loving Father.

@911PilotIdkRandomName

7 ай бұрын

​​@@davidsonsimeus3298man only if ares left him alone or if Zeus never ordered ares to take deimos

the funniest thing is that Heimdall can't talk to Poseidon because he has no eyes he can look into 1:09

I’m not gonna lie, I expected the first thirty seconds of this to be mildly amusing and the rest to be drawn out and unfunny like a lot of skits on yt But you actually kept it really funny the whole way through, six full minutes grinning ear to ear, I commend you bro thanks this was a great watch

Not gonna lie, I love the way he screamed Ragnarok. You can practically feel the hatred when he screamed that word

@ezioauditore6371

Жыл бұрын

Same. That shit gives instant goosebumps. A+ acting !

@jesss2830

Жыл бұрын

the spit flinging 😩😩

@curranlakhani

Жыл бұрын

Same energy as Posiedon in the previous video when he's shouting about how Kratos "FUCKED YOUR WIFE"

Odin choking Ares on the beginning already had me on tears. Btw, now if you look up "Kratos vs" Thor is the first result, Poseidon lost his place

@neodecade15

Жыл бұрын

Oh hell nah XD

@sebastianb.3978

Жыл бұрын

Poseidon is in fitgh place no2. Followed by Jesus (lol) and Odin.

@RagingR28

Жыл бұрын

Now it's Heimdall with Poseidon in 2nd and Thor in 3rd

@crazedsage4315

Жыл бұрын

actually heimdall

@christianheath4498

Жыл бұрын

it was still poseidon in first for me, followed by atreas

Well the bit about the Blade of Olympus aged well Edit: Oh, and Helios

I haven't even played these games and this was a joy to watch! You got comedic satire down to an art! I must praise your editing, because it deserves to be praised and editing isn't praised enough!

I love how Heimdall gets the respect he deserves in this video. Edit: also didn't anyone else notice that Odin grew back his left eye and lost his right one.

@SinnermanZeke

Жыл бұрын

Correction: disrespect

@preciousdunbar6240

Жыл бұрын

@@SinnermanZeke no, they right. He gets none.

@justaguywithagoodphoto4801

Жыл бұрын

I’m sad he didn’t get the poseidon treatment to be real

@sl3kii875

Жыл бұрын

all simultaneously saying "shut the fuck up"

@Nuuk_

Жыл бұрын

@@SinnermanZeke that’s the joke