"Oh, no! Stay back! Project Hubris doesn't have the special effects budget for the horror that I'm witnessing off-screen!"

@janeeyre1990

2 жыл бұрын

Lol. Reminds me of the original The Blob and how it all took place at night and in dark rooms, one might suspect because of a lack of budget for lighting. In one scene, the Blob conventionally turns the lights out at a doctor's office before it attacks.

@LordVader1094

2 жыл бұрын

@@janeeyre1990 "The original" as in the 50s one? Or are you talking about the 80s remake?

@Sashazur

2 жыл бұрын

Big effects budget does not always (or often) equal good effects. There are a lot of movies where some things probably would actually *have* been more effective off screen.

@Ancarius

2 жыл бұрын

That is simply not true! I am confident that we can use the budget we have to have amazing on-screen effects for Project Hubris. It will even be easy. The effects will even rival Avengers and Avatar!

@Dark_Peace

2 жыл бұрын

Like the Joueur du Grenier said "If you can't see it, it ain't ugly"

Ironically, this mission should have been cancelled but the guy who organised it didn't want to lose face.

@Horatio787

2 жыл бұрын

Face, the final frontier.

@darknesskingsized8996

2 жыл бұрын

That joke was cancerous

@tuumanka7974

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@ooooneeee

2 жыл бұрын

@@Horatio787 😂😂😂

@tanatos5

2 жыл бұрын

There was too much hubris involved if you ask me ;)

Captain: I tore off my own face. Deadman: You don't seem very upset. Captain: We were not close.

@TheBladeOfTheVoid

2 жыл бұрын

They grew apart

@lemeres2478

2 жыл бұрын

I never really looked at the guy before, honestly.

@amadeusagripino6862

2 жыл бұрын

Captain Gunnar Gunnarsson

@user-tc9sk4ei9y

2 жыл бұрын

"So this is where your nose is"

@olgierd.von.everec

Жыл бұрын

Good sir, I totally died on that one!

But other than everyone being dead, were all the readings still within acceptable parameters?

@ABeckettKing

2 жыл бұрын

Twist: they were.

@michelguevara151

2 жыл бұрын

@@ABeckettKing I'm assuming that the rescue team suspected nothing due to acceptable parameter readings and happily sat down to eat their faces.

@lemeres2478

2 жыл бұрын

Enough that the faceless multinational/interplanetary corporation funding the mission wanted the rescue team to sacrifice as many members as possible to insure they get the readings of the parameters.

@romulusnr

2 жыл бұрын

@@lemeres2478 Urmanian shop now have human face sandwich on menu

@kinagrill

2 жыл бұрын

@@lemeres2478 Faceless cuz it was eaten? :P

'Break them up and scatter them through the ship'. Make us whole again.

@Conargle

2 жыл бұрын

great, now i want Alasdair to do a cameo in a log for the dead space reboot

@markdibuo3756

2 жыл бұрын

It’s not a reboot, it’s a remake.

@Conargle

2 жыл бұрын

@@markdibuo3756 im not gonna argue with a pedant in the youtube comments.

@bezoznaught5261

2 жыл бұрын

I hope they make dead space 4 and have this guy be all of the characters

@Feasco

2 жыл бұрын

Well they have to, because in the future data storage devices can only hold up the a minute of recorded media

Noo he didn't have a chance to scatter the logs around the ship in such a way that who over follows the distress signal will hear them one by one in order, but only get to the last one that reveals the danger just as they are in danger them selves.

@106640guy

2 жыл бұрын

The last log will be in the room with lots of health packs and ammo

@En_theo

2 жыл бұрын

That or he could have crypted the message so that it would take precisely and conveniently 4 days to be decoded.

@leow193

2 жыл бұрын

But at least he sent the Latin distress signal

@benholroyd5221

2 жыл бұрын

Surely the computer will be damaged and the logs will only be recovered slowly over a couple of days, in order.

@SsnakeBite

2 жыл бұрын

It's okay, Captain Lane will do it!

"Project Hubris" is so bold and on-the-nose that it comes back around to being subtle and witty again, I love it

@ryanandrews7761

2 жыл бұрын

They tend to go with "Icarus" which yeah, they may as well just call it Hubris.

The jarring cut from "Everything's fine" to "THE CAPTAIN HAS EATEN HIS OWN FACE" is one of the funniest things I've ever seen

@madeleinewelch6316

2 жыл бұрын

Made even better by the end of that clip being so cheery.

"Don't... walk slowly towards me!" is the best line ever

@GandalfTheTsaagan

2 жыл бұрын

What, he wanted him to walk FASTER towards him?

@matthewsandstrom2160

2 жыл бұрын

I would argue "there was a bit of face on the door handle" might rank a bit higher.

@vulps

2 жыл бұрын

His "I'm overcome with female emotions" in the Film Noir video is a good contender, I would say.

@breadyegg

2 жыл бұрын

It's certainly in the top 5,000

@soupalex

2 жыл бұрын

@@matthewsandstrom2160 "broadcast a distress signal in latin" did it for me

I love that the crew was comprised of both British and American actors. Best line ever.

@camelopardalis84

2 жыл бұрын

Weird there wasn't a crew member with a clear Russian accent. Guess this wasn't a story about how we should all get along in the face of a common threat. Covid has shattered that illusion.

@justvid366

2 жыл бұрын

​@@camelopardalis84as a Russian, I think that мы должны сплотиться перед лицом общей угрозы!!

@camelopardalis84

2 жыл бұрын

@@justvid366 Сильные мира сего показали, что не готовы к этому.

@justvid366

2 жыл бұрын

@@camelopardalis84 I disagree, товарищ! We must unite!

@camelopardalis84

2 жыл бұрын

@@justvid366 Haha, I guessed that word correctly. I even looked at it, but it didn't look like that word. (I can decipher the Cyrillic alphabet a little bit.) And you are right, we must unite. But we first have to eat a couple of people.

Sweet mother of milkshakes. I need two scientists engaged in an intense rivalry, one profound psychologist, a tough guy and one android. We're going in! We're gonna find those audio logs even if it takes us 12 levels and over 37 minutes of cutscenes.

@michelguevara151

2 жыл бұрын

I'd eat my own face to be on that team!

@boydsinclair7606

2 жыл бұрын

@@michelguevara151 I already did! 😶

@chesterstevens8870

2 жыл бұрын

*_*KZZT*_* _"Tough Guy's radio log. The vaguely-ethnic female scientist with the British accent and the androgynous synthetic human went to go check out the medical bay with conspicuously laid out surgical equipment, myself and the American scientist with a known history of shady government connections went to check out the eerie cathedral-like engine core with poor lighting. I don't know what it is about this place, but it makes me think back to my hastily referenced background in the questionably ethical private security sector. I can't help but feel like my mistakes are coming back to bite me in the ass in poetic fashion very soon. Tough Guy out."_ *_*KZZT*_*

@boydsinclair7606

2 жыл бұрын

@@chesterstevens8870 we found this message from Tough Guy, and these bits of Tough Guy are spread evenly throughout the hallway. We're proceeding inside, I'm going to use the bits like breadcrumbs to mark our path

@lemeres2478

2 жыл бұрын

Skip. Skip. skip. Skip. There. Now it is reduced to 4 minutes of first lines from each cutscene.

Resolving Latin diphthongs is always a problem with mixed British / American crews. In the original script they were eating their faeces.

@zantas-handle

2 жыл бұрын

Genius comment!

@sarahvegangarden4822

2 жыл бұрын

That made me laugh out loud! Thank you!

@Georgieastra

11 ай бұрын

I think your wil find they were eating their fasces...

Poor Deadman, maybe if he had longingly rewatched his wife and/or children's birthday tapes some more, things could have been different

@SsnakeBite

2 жыл бұрын

Weird that he was watching his wife's birthday tape.

@matbroomfield

2 жыл бұрын

ROFL!

@glowstoneunknown

2 жыл бұрын

@@SsnakeBite well people have more than 1 birthday in their lifetimes you know

@funcats1999

2 жыл бұрын

Literallly!!

@krashd

2 жыл бұрын

@@SsnakeBite Is it not acceptable to record a woman's birthday?

The message at the end, "Tuam faciem manduca", translates from Latin to "Eat your face". Brilliant.

@lud3445

2 жыл бұрын

I was hoping someone already had the answer.

@RemyNote

2 жыл бұрын

I noticed that too!

@dingdongshush

2 жыл бұрын

Needs to be memed

@Arvaniz

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahhaa. I was about to put the same thing... I guess I'm late! ;-)

@DoctorNemmo

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t know Latin, but I understood it.

I went through the academy with Deadman. I’ve never seen someone so driven before and it was only after our final exam I found out why. Seems his own father disappeared on the infamous Project Icarus. That was why he was first to sign up for Project Hubris, as it was in the same sector Icarus lost contact.

@lemeres2478

2 жыл бұрын

Project Icarus was a mission to get parameter readings on Mercury. However, tragically, they overshot the planet and ended up flying too close to the sun. I hear that the space suits were not up to regulation, and the visors had no UV shielding. Supposedly, everyone's faces were fried to a crispy, delicious golden brown.

@s.m.2523

2 жыл бұрын

Was it before of after they lost contact with project Babel ? But I have a good feeling about Starship Titanic and Dyson sphere Jericho.

@notsure9519

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, i don't understand how is it that all those proyects founded by Azrael Labs (a subsidiary of Morningstar inc.) ended up so badly.

@Nikki_the_G

2 жыл бұрын

@@notsure9519 lol

@ineptwizzard

2 жыл бұрын

That is Project Icarus that was the one went looking for what happened to Project Prometheus?

What if project Hubris is still on track, because the crew's death was project Hubris all along

@ShawndaPrawn

2 жыл бұрын

What if project hubris was the friends we made along the way?

@Candlemancer

Жыл бұрын

​@@ShawndaPrawn Project Hubris was the faces we ate along the way

@zeynaviegas

Жыл бұрын

project hubris was the acceptable parameters we made along the way

@alexanderackerman3807

Жыл бұрын

Given how in most media everything is "still going according to a plan" even though the villains entire army has been defeated it probably is

@trixylizard6970

Жыл бұрын

Directed by Shamalamadingdong

You know it's over for the guy when he starts talking about his family back home

@rykehuss3435

2 жыл бұрын

Death flag

@hazukichanx408

2 жыл бұрын

"Good thing I'm just a few days from retirement up here."

@iainmcdonald9032

2 жыл бұрын

Has there ever been an example, parody or otherwise, where a side character says that and actually lives at the end.

@Nat-ri3ip

2 жыл бұрын

Well, the only advantages of being in a space ship/station is that you're allowed to talk about your family as long as you spend a lot of time watching video of them.

@alecLogan

2 жыл бұрын

And you know that he doesn’t know it’s already too late when he doesn’t know whether he has a wife, children, or both.

This is why I avoid all games of Buckaroo

@shoelicker

2 жыл бұрын

Outstanding move

@richbuilds_com

2 жыл бұрын

It should come with a safety warning!

@theblacklapinou

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe the most dangerous game isn't knife-tennis after all?

@markbuckley5109

2 жыл бұрын

Those of us that enjoy the dark side have moved on to.... Hungry Hippos

@kinagrill

2 жыл бұрын

@@richbuilds_com Caution - may cause sudden onset of violence and auto-cannibalism of one's own face.

‘I think it was just one of those days, when voices are raised, faces are eaten...’ Yeah, I feel that. Some days really do be like that.

"an/or children" is an underrated line

If Sci-Fi has taught me anything, naming your project after a religious/mythological concept that is tangentially-related to your experiment is the fastest way to a grotesque death

@benholroyd5221

2 жыл бұрын

Event Horizon? Heart of Gold?

@themurrrr

2 жыл бұрын

@@benholroyd5221 These names both have mythological roots…. i am sure of it

@PALACIO254

2 жыл бұрын

So project "Ave Maria" is doomed?

@benholroyd5221

2 жыл бұрын

@@themurrrr Ah yes. the Event Horizon is a reference to Zeus's Filofax

@Netvoxer

2 жыл бұрын

You should choose a more family-friendly name, like Project Oedipus.

"Where we're going, we won't need face" - Dr. Weir

@notsteve5927

2 жыл бұрын

I was hoping that someone would reference that movie

@rachaelknudsen8801

2 жыл бұрын

What movie, please?

@ThreadBomb

2 жыл бұрын

@@rachaelknudsen8801 Event Horizon. I think the original quote was something like "Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see."

@rachaelknudsen8801

2 жыл бұрын

@@ThreadBomb Thanks. I recognized it as a variant of the Back to the Future line, "Where we're going, we won't need roads." Might need to check out Event Horizon.

@bauul.

2 жыл бұрын

@@rachaelknudsen8801 I guess the difference is that Doc Brown hadn't torn the road out with his bare hands when he said that, unlike poor Sam Neill.

So comforting to know that some people are vigilant and enthusiastic enough not to get distracted from their projects only because someone ate their own face. Now that's what I call work ethic!

@mattmorehouse9685

Жыл бұрын

Yah. Kids these days would be all "Oh, my God, the captain just ate his own face! I need time off and psychological treatment." Back when I went on long trips through the interstellar void for hush hush scientific experiments for shady conglomerates, I got my work done! Even after that event in '256, where the captain got impregnated by that alien, then started talking about the return of the elder beings and scrawling runes on the walls with his own blood. I just told him to knock it off and get back to work.

"...anyway, I said to him: 'You know it's not a good idea to set the code to the weapons locker to 54321', but he wouldn't listen to me."

@istachi

2 жыл бұрын

And then leave a note with the code on it in a room that has nothing to do with the security chief or the weapons locker itself

I had good feelings about Officer Deadman and Project Hubris. I didn't see that twist.

@boydsinclair7606

2 жыл бұрын

One of our best, on the most secret mission, with our most experimental technology? Mixed accents and everything. How did it go wrong? Get me our second best crew, and that other ship we made, the one we made even thou the first mission was planned flawlessly and we didn't need it. Until now. We can't make a third. There's no time to explain this all now, take these instructions, maps, plans for tools and weapons, ammo and resources and scatter them all around the ship and I'll get the scientist who designed this thing in the first place. 🤔

"Also, I will write some very vague warnings on the walls of the ship with my own blood and distribute the most essential log recordings in the most distant and hardest to reach sections of the ship. And of course the distress signal will not contain any concrete information which would let any approaching ship know not to get onboard this ship."

@Catzen123

2 жыл бұрын

I'm a rescue team member, we already got onboard. Wait, I see someone there... There is a survivor! It's the captain! There is something strange about him, he definitely needs medical assistance. Let's transfer him onto our own ship

@wjzav1971

2 жыл бұрын

@@Catzen123 And also lets ignore all quarantine and safety procedures

@caav56

2 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of the end of "Alien Cargo", where the very distress signal SSS-17 sends out clearly notifies of biohazard onboard.

"there was a bit of face on the door handle" 🤣 Can relate, especially public restrooms

Tuam faciem manduca means "eat your face" in Latin XD Also loving the blatant Event Horizon references in this one!

Imagine the hubris of attempting to face such things with a vaguely international cast when you have a loving wife and or children at home.

@robk9050

2 жыл бұрын

Loss of face is key here

@Owl_bee

2 жыл бұрын

Perhaps we can still learn a thing or two from Project Hubris, tragically cut short though it was.

@st4ne4rmthevill63

2 жыл бұрын

This comment. This is gold.

@KillahMate

2 жыл бұрын

@@Owl_bee I think it's a good idea to gather as much information as we can from Project Hubris, so that we can perhaps try to recreate it several years later with an entirely new vaguely international cast, and - depending on the original's reception - potentially a larger budget.

@fredneecher1746

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine the captain attempting to face things.

In Dead Space there's a video log by a guy who's bleeding out and he shows you a way to kill the monsters. What a chad. Way to actually use your dying message for something useful.

@cdru515

2 жыл бұрын

In fact, the message appears in the first Dead Space halfway or so through the game. And then Isaac saves it to rewatch it in Dead Space 2

@felynecomrade

2 жыл бұрын

@@cdru515 And he's not just rewatching it to remind himself. He already knows what it teaches. He has allies that he's sending it to, for their benefit. A really clever way to re-use something in a way that makes perfect sense in the story, and therefore doesn't to seem patronising to devoted fans.

@65-bitgamer

2 жыл бұрын

@@cdru515 no I’m pretty sure he finds it in dead space 2. 1 I’m pretty sure didn’t let you throw limbs back at enemies for impalement. It’s in 3 where he is with a crew who hasn’t dealt with necromorphs, he says something like “hey, I found this video log back on Titan station, it showed me this trick that helped me save a helluva lot of ammunition, I’ll share it with yall.”

@65-bitgamer

2 жыл бұрын

And they even hint at the effectiveness of it because this guy, who literally has no weapons, and is most likely a civi, was able to get quite far just by using it.

@predictless1009

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine if Ishimura's crew just straight sent video and message like "it's all fucking monsters and shit. stay away. nuke us". And then Isaac and his crew, and everyone else, stay safe.

Ah, I see, that's brilliant, by speeding up Event Horizon so it only lasts a minute and a half you avoid the copyright bots.

That contrast of how the script doesn't take itself seriously at all, versus the amazing acting and visual effects is hilarious. "my wife and/or children" killed me

Ahh the cutscenes from EA's new game - DeadFace

@halomika4973

2 жыл бұрын

Now available for $79.99 Each of the three dlc is $29.99 With you having to unlock each of the 15 short missions for 4.99

@halomika4973

2 жыл бұрын

PS: Online Multiplayer delayed till December 2022, sold separately

@leetri

2 жыл бұрын

Face sold separately for $9.99. Every time your face gets ripped off you need to buy a new one.

@halomika4973

2 жыл бұрын

@@leetri EA wants to know your location (for positive reasons)

@Circuitssmith

2 жыл бұрын

You mean Mass Effect: Andromeda?

Always scatter the logs around randomly, but also somehow in a way that when they're found, you'll find the one that reveals why things have gone wrong last.

@ArchieRatsworth

2 жыл бұрын

Clutched in the hand of a corpse tucked behind a door in a room that was sealed off, with the instructions on how to use the device in that room because the dead guy was dying too much to finish the job himself. The rest of the logs are the last survivor leaving notes as he tried to fix everything himself so he can write a report later. (The access pipes are filled with gore and the gore is growing eyes and teeth. I'd hate to be the one to purge those pipes. I might have to if I'm going to get to the controls for the electic passcard system. I'll worry about that if my top clearance access card stops working. Code 1984 Alpha Lambda is the override password.) And then you have to fight a pipe monster. Cafeteria is full of people who got infected with the sludge? Log by the the cafe door, talking about the food dispensor's source tank and how it might have been contaminated. Optional task later to dose the tank with the cure and save a room full of people for the secret ending. Log in the captain's chair, survivor goofing off in the control room for stress relief, and then talking about how the captain was flirting with him and explained all the controls. He's thinking of forcing the ship to blow up but he knows this could happen again so he has to preserve evidence. The process is X Y Z in case he changes his mind.

@emlmm88

2 жыл бұрын

Scatter them around in a narratively compelling order.

@jocosesonata

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine if they're all found out of sequence.

The little digital artifacts making noise for no other reason than to be scary is such a perfect detail.

"Just right off in the middle of a game of Buckaroo" genuinely sounds like a quote from _The Day Today_

How considerate to spread the log books out. Rescue crews appreciate that.

@michelguevara151

2 жыл бұрын

especially after collecting bits of face everywhere.

@parsoniareigns

2 жыл бұрын

@@michelguevara151 off course. The collections found, are then collected, bound and become facebook..

@zigzaghyena

2 жыл бұрын

@@parsoniareigns Some real Meta jokes here.

John Deadman must come from a long, proud line of Deadmen.

@wjzav1971

2 жыл бұрын

His ancestors were part of the Magellan expedition, the Roanoke Colony, the Scott Expedition and worked at Harrisburg, Fukushima, Chernobyl and the Titanic.

@hazukichanx408

2 жыл бұрын

Well, we all come from a long line of dead men when you think about it. Oh my gosh - even me! D=

@ayylmao575

2 жыл бұрын

WJ ZAV I heard he’s related to the Gunnarsonn’s, you couldn’t ask for better relatives then that.

@thedarklrd6714

Жыл бұрын

A story about a cursed bloodline where a man is destined to die each generation in various historic disasters

I love the little brain fart when your brain automatically tries to imagine how "eating one's own face" works and sends back "Error: Does not compute."

@RFC3514

12 күн бұрын

That was the only thing that saved the ship's computer from eating its _own_ face as well.

I thought that Hubrus was going to be doomed, but readings were still within acceptable parameters. Brilliant! Good show!

I wanted to rewatch Event Horizon and perhaps finally watch Sunshine. However, this video summary saved me a couple of hours of my life.

@themurrrr

2 жыл бұрын

Sunshine was very pretty. Loved the cinematography. Watch it while doing something else. Just keep checking up to see the visuals 🤣

@JosephDavies

2 жыл бұрын

This video saved you a lot of suffering.

@SamAronow

2 жыл бұрын

Don't listen to the haters; _Sunshine_ is great if you love both _Silent Running_ and _The Exorcist._

@Jzscrstsprstr

2 жыл бұрын

Both are good.

@frontiergibberish

2 жыл бұрын

The first half of Sunshine was great, the second half dropped the ball somewhat but enjoyable nonetheless.

The most realistic part was that a game of buckaroo drove someone completely insane

It would've been called Project Icarus, but that name was already taken for the ship sent out to explore some rumors about Cthulu-esque ruins on a literally dark planet in the other direction.

"Petty officer, John Deadman. Personal log. Project Hubris is well under way." Less than 5 seconds and you packed that many jokes in. This video is so tightly written. Great job with all of these videos the past couple of months (and to many before that; I just happen to be catching up). "The only thing that remains for me to do is split up these logs and scatter them throughout the ship" Having just finished a videogame that was very along these lines, all I can say is... yeah, I know right.

Day 2: "The captain ate his own face. So what? The project is going according to plan, as the captain's face was not the reason why he was hired. I'll have no nepotism in space!"

Thanks to whoever found all these logs scattered around the ship and compiled them conveniently for us watching here on KZread. Wait, what am I doing to my face!

"I must break up these logs and scatter them about the ship..." Reminded me immediately of Yahtzee Crowshaw's pisstake song about lazy videogame plot contrivances, "Random Documents and Audio Logs." 😂

I like how his ability to get into the reactor room was only thwarted by the handle being icky

"You know, voices are raised, faces are eaten" 🤣🤣🤣

Still a smarter crew member than anyone in _Alien: Covenant_ .

@azerian796

2 жыл бұрын

Pretty much any horror movie protag is smarter than them

@hiltonian_1260

2 жыл бұрын

Alien Covenant was a teenagers-go-to-remote-cabin slasher film with an overlay of sci-fi. To predict their next move you just had to ask, “What is the most obviously stupid thing they could do?”

@_Stormfather

2 жыл бұрын

@@hiltonian_1260 oh so it's like Game of Thrones, except instead of obviously stupid, they always do whatever is the worst possible thing a person could do

@Brandanus

2 жыл бұрын

@@hiltonian_1260 we always wanted to know who and where those "90% can't solve this puzzle" are

@RFC-3514

2 жыл бұрын

Or _Prometheus._

When you said the captain had eaten his face then continued on about Project Hubris being on-track, I died from laughter. Which is better than dying in space.

@istachi

2 жыл бұрын

The captain had eaten his own face, oh no! Anyway..

EVENT HORIZON traumatized me for decades. This was the healing I needed. Thanks ABK. ❤🖤

And after finding these videos, the rescue team feels they need to investigate into “Project Hubris” deeper. Perhaps start their own game of Buckaroo and they *DEFINITELY* don’t need to leave.

@65-bitgamer

2 жыл бұрын

Behold the plot of dead space.

@Sashazur

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, they’ll just mop up the bits of face that are here and there and reboot the ship’s computer and ask it about Project Hubris. That’ll go well.

@willfoltz

2 жыл бұрын

@@65-bitgamer In fairness to Dead Space, its less that they choose not to leave and more that they can't. They fuck up the ship on entry so they have to find a new ship first.

It's so nice to see that Gunnar Gunnarsonn achieved so much... I mean an astronaut! That's something.

@DemonicNightmare

2 жыл бұрын

This is actually Gunnar Gunnarsonn's grandson, Gunnar Deadmen (nee Gunnarsonsonson). He took his wife's last name. I'm sure his grandfather is very proud!

@BenGras

2 жыл бұрын

@@DemonicNightmare gunnfather

@DemonicNightmare

2 жыл бұрын

@@BenGras that was gunnar gunnarson's father, tho i guess that makes him deadman's great gunnfather xD

"Voiced were raised, faces were eaten"... understandable, happens to the best of us! RIP Deadman.

Honestly I can't wait for this new space FPS game. Hu-brace. The graphics engine is working so smoothly I swear that that's an actual ginger playing John Deadman and not just bits of code. And the interior of the International Vaguely space craft is so well rendered.

Damn, who could have forseen that Project Hubris would fail?

@oldvlognewtricks

2 жыл бұрын

Nonsense - it didn’t fail! It was merely a minor setback and provided valuable data… Which I am setting up a team to retrieve…

@Catzen123

2 жыл бұрын

@@oldvlognewtricks count me in! I've already promised to my pregnant wife that it will be my last space mission, and after that we are going to live long and happy life together.

Hahahaha!!! Every sci-fi survival horror space movie ever. I love it!

@TheCakeIsntReal

2 жыл бұрын

More precisely Event Horizon by Paul WS Anderson

@ThreadBomb

2 жыл бұрын

Also various video games.

@dwarrow25

2 жыл бұрын

Specifically System Shock 2 and Dead Space.

@j-mshistorycorner6932

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheCakeIsntReal That's what I was thinking.

@GaldirEonai

2 жыл бұрын

@@dwarrow25 And parts of ME2, pretty much every game in the Alien(s) franchise ever and countless other games.

Project Hubris is maybe the most clever thing I’ve heard in months.

In the director's cut there is a scene with Deadman looking at a picture of his wife and Janey, his daughter with braces on her legs for undisclosed reasons, and he tells them he's comin' home. A good character moment so we really feel it when he eats his own face. Poor Janie, never get those braces off now.

One of the many projects I came up with during lockdown to keep me sane was a spoof of the space horror genre called I Don’t Want to Die in Space, the level at which you beat me to it (writing, acting, heck even the title) all I can say is well done sir

@christophersanders3252

2 жыл бұрын

Watch space mistakes by SNL. They aren't usually funny but this sketch had my whole family crying.

@DerAykac

2 жыл бұрын

Don´t be that harsh to yourself. I thought your short sci-fi short was good.

@funcats1999

2 жыл бұрын

That sounds sick!!

@SurprisinglyDeep

2 жыл бұрын

Can I see your project? Also is this like a videogame or novel or short video or what?

@TulilaSalome

2 жыл бұрын

I could see a board game, or a card game a la Munchkin with that name.

We should launch an investigation. Captain Pathos is perfect for the job. She's a no nonsense former Russian military vet who is estranged from her son, hates space and may be bisexual.

@Somnogenesis

2 жыл бұрын

When you say military vet, she looked after the army dogs and horses, that sort of thing, right...?

@MuffinHunterX

2 жыл бұрын

@@Somnogenesis oh gawd that's even better.

@JimNorth2172

2 жыл бұрын

Quick, someone get Jane Lynch or Helen Mirren on the phone!

@nicholasvinen

2 жыл бұрын

Does she have a shaved head and endless magazines in her plasma rifle?

I love that this was very specifically Event Horizon while also being universal for the genre.

The compositing on these videos is really quite impressive for short, silly skits (in general actually) The green screening is well done with intentional lighting and color matching after the fact! Cheers to that mate 🥂

Calling it “Project Hubris” is also a genius name on ABK’s part considering the lesson of most messed up rocket ship in space films.

@C.I...

2 жыл бұрын

?? It's literally the main joke.

@terra_the_nightingale135

2 жыл бұрын

@@C.I... yes

@terra_the_nightingale135

2 жыл бұрын

@UCCucd5q0MkLI__B3VtXvn1Q “we’ve named it Narcissus after it’s heavily detailed perfected planning, nothing can pass through our ingenious design.”

@C.I...

2 жыл бұрын

@@terra_the_nightingale135 You're acting like you found a hidden connection nobody else did, when it's literally the central conceit of the video. Woah, so amazing that he called the video "man who is about to die in space", considering the fact that he is in space, and dies!

@stefangadshijew1682

2 жыл бұрын

@@C.I... Come on, you're right, but you're also kind of mean. Let him be happy with his finding. :) My brother once watched a silly TV show where somebody was obviously traiterous and my brother picked up on that and loudly proclaimed it. He thought he was clever for finding out, but the TV people made this traitor look sketchy on purpose. I was a bit annoyed, but later I thought, hey, my brother had lots of fun and was completely immersed in the show, that is a good thing! Wish you a good day. :)

Never clicked on a video so fast

It seems the Deadmans are always selected for high-risk, high-reward missions. The yearly family gathering must have a memorial to the people they lost that year.

Gosh, this man is so brilliant. I wish someone would fund him to do these vids once a week...hell, once a day. I guess I'll have to eat my face off while I wait. #hungryformorealisdair

That line about scattering the logs about the ship...Having flashbacks to every space/horror game I ever played. Lol!

You forgot. We Americans like British actors who speak with an American accent, and we tolerate easily American actors (who are not classically trained) who speak with a bad British accent.

@beatrizvignoli4053

2 жыл бұрын

"...giving everything a vaguely international feel". LOL

@TulilaSalome

2 жыл бұрын

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. But I still sometimes have dreams of the Prince of Thieves... Oh Lawd.

@janeeyre1990

2 жыл бұрын

@@SpecialSalads , not true anymore. Canada has a thriving film and tv industry. And more recently, South Korean filmmakers have been putting out amazing stuff that has reached international audiences, especially in the horror and thriller genres. In terms of television, I would say the UK certainly rivals the US in terms of comedy, or live comedy formats like panel shows. And the Taskmaster format has now been exported to all of Scandinavia, New Zealand, Spain, etc., despite failing to get a foothold in the US. I am born and raised in the US and don't like how corrupt my country is. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. I encourage everyone to support non-US media.

@alexsummers9140

2 жыл бұрын

@@SpecialSalads We cringe a little too, especially when we can do better without a language coach from Hollywood.

@Sashazur

2 жыл бұрын

I've been watching enough British and Aussie and Kiwi TV shows that I'm starting to get good at noticing when they're trying to fake an American accent.

The premise for so many computer games, I love it.

The best ever summary of Danny Boyle’s Sunshine!

I like how the video distorts when he doesn't speak. *How Polite!*

"That message was sent from the UNS Chungus about 4 days ago, after that their radio went dark."

@Saint_Wolf_

2 жыл бұрын

We'll send UNS Gunnar Gunnarsonson to inspect what happened instead of dragging the ship to see what happen.

@dingdongshush

2 жыл бұрын

UNS Gunner Gunnorsonson just went dark.

@ChristophS

2 жыл бұрын

@@Saint_Wolf_ haha that killed me

I can't believe Project Hubris, funded by a shady, multi-planetary corporation whos name sounds like an 80s mega-conglomerate, would fail.

When one or two crew members eat their faces off, there's really no need to worry. It's only once you find remnants of face on the reactor door that it's time to start panicking.

Noo, I loved Deadman! I loved the way he acted needlessly passive-aggressive and hostile towards the main character for no apparent reason in the way only he could!

Tuam Faciem Manduca Translate: Eat Your Face

What a lad, he still managed to do his job of distributing his log and sending the distress signal in Latin even after Captain Lane made he eat his own face. John Deadman what a hero!

I love the popping lightbulb at the beginning, it manages to be both ominous and hilarious.

Scientists seriously need to stop naming their projects “Hubris”. They never end well

@BenMarcWilliams

2 жыл бұрын

Oh, and I suppose we shouldn't have called the ship the U.S.S. Icarus, either?

@EGRJ

2 жыл бұрын

@@BenMarcWilliams I'm not sure if you actually realize that's a Stargate Universe reference. Because they started at Icarus Base.

@BenMarcWilliams

2 жыл бұрын

@@EGRJ I did not realize that. Why would you ever name something that?

@simpleminded1uk

2 жыл бұрын

@@BenMarcWilliams maybe it was too close to the sun?

@simpleminded1uk

2 жыл бұрын

@@BenMarcWilliams maybe it was too close to the sun?

I prefer the sequel, Guys Who Are About To Die In Spaces.

@MarcoKlammer

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds more like a prequel

@sillyfegart5455

2 жыл бұрын

@@MarcoKlammer sequel-prequel

@samlerf

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but the manga was better, though. The film even left out the character of Captain Shitweasel

@Somnogenesis

2 жыл бұрын

I'm awaiting the fourth sequel/semi-reboot, _The_ Guy Who Is About To Die In Space.

@hafirenggayuda

2 жыл бұрын

Come on, the sequel is should be named "Guys who about to die because they met another guys who already died, in Spaces"

Holy crap my man, you went from a couple hundreds subs to 238,000 in less than a year! Bravo!

@ABeckettKing

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

ive literally been laughing for like 5 minutes at "there was a bit of face on the door handle" people are going to think im deranged because im probably accidentally going to say "no, dont buy that one. it has a bit of face on it" in public

@michelguevara151

2 жыл бұрын

lol

A. This is brilliant. B. I loved Event Horizon. C. I need to watch Sunshine.

Is this the guy who walk up to mysterius alien artifacts and touches them? Whose father is just a working class engineer with no surname?

@nicholasvinen

2 жыл бұрын

Must be his descendant. A bit like Blackadder.... IN SPAAAACE!

"And maybe send out a distress signal in Latin." 🤣🤣 That made me absolutely screech-laugh, because it reminded me of Event Horizon!!

"Project hubris is on track" you got me, well done sir...

All the science, I don’t understand.

@camilogarciaylasaari1857

2 жыл бұрын

And I think it's gonna be a long long time Til touchdown brings me round again to find I've got no face and I can't get back home Oh no, no, no I am John Deadman

I would 100% play this FMV.

@michelguevara151

2 жыл бұрын

I can taste my face now!

"This is John Deadman, personal log. Project Hubris is well underway." Took me out immediately

Every time I wander by and watch this again, I really want to watch the full film.

"Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see, and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious" - George Jetson

@targaghjj

2 жыл бұрын

"But don't look in the mirror because you ate your own face and its super gross." - John Deadman

I can‘t wait to see the rescue mission.

@thechapelperilous

2 жыл бұрын

Board the ship without scanning it properly, send in the most aggressive and cynical crew members. Have them split up. Works every time.

@Charlie-vp5tn

2 жыл бұрын

@@thechapelperilous don't forget about one person who is immortal and too powerful, he will save the day and be the last survivor

@michelguevara151

2 жыл бұрын

@@Charlie-vp5tn despite eating his own face.

@redsquirrelftw

2 жыл бұрын

Project Hubris II: Facing the aftermath

I love these videos. Not only for the satisfyingly on-point parodies, tropes, etc., but for the amazing comments so many people respond with as well :D

Finally! A sequel to Event Horizon 👏👏👏👍

The names you come up with for your vids are fantastic. Gunar Gunarsonson, Insalubrious, and the Hubris - perfection.

"NOOOOO, DANGER! DON'T WORRY! I WILL AUDIBLY SAY TO THE LOG (WHICH I REALLY SHOULD NOT BE MAKING AT THIS TIME AND SHOULD IN FACT BE CONCENTRATING ON GETTING OUT OF HERE/SAVING MY LIFE) THAT I AM IN IMMINENT DANGER, BUT WILL BE VAGUE ABOUT THE DANGER AND WILL NOT RUN AWAY FROM THE CAMERA! AAAH!"

Where he's going, he won't need eyes to see.

Oh, that explains System Shock very well... Specially the scattering logs.