I live in Cardiff, I can see four Doctor Who sets from my window

@SsnakeBite

3 жыл бұрын

You live in a rock quarry?

@johnsongammon7196

3 жыл бұрын

Ok

@YnseSchaap

3 жыл бұрын

@@SsnakeBite 🤣

@bigbootros4362

3 жыл бұрын

Cardiff isn't real

@YnseSchaap

3 жыл бұрын

@@bigbootros4362 It is but it shifts between dimensions, if you look long enough you might catch it shifting

"She's called the TARDIS. She can go anywhere in time and space." "Even a gravel quarry in Wales?" "Especially a gravel quarry in Wales!"

@RamsesThePigeon

3 жыл бұрын

"Brilliant! Oh, and once we're done there..." "Yes, we can go to that old building near the cobblestone streets." "I actually wanted to visit a point in history that I've never seen before." "Ah, well, in that case, we'll approach the old building from a slightly different direction this time!"

@janhendrik1829

3 жыл бұрын

You referenced in your comment to a video about a popular time travel show a popular space station show - brillant!

@NateSean

3 жыл бұрын

The Stargate can take you to any planet in the galaxy as long as it's a Canadian forest, or a green screen.

@martijnvanweele6204

3 жыл бұрын

@@NateSean Or the sulfur pits at the Vancouver Wharves that one time...

@deusexaethera

3 жыл бұрын

So what you're telling me is, Wales exists as a place for England to store its TV sets?

“the crushing inevitability of the Daleks” is simultaneously a great name for an episode and an all too accurate descriptor for their frequency

@cryptidliam8452

2 жыл бұрын

the daleks are all gone!!! until they werent

@heidi_1love

2 жыл бұрын

Don't get me wrong, I love doctor who and I love the daleks but I'm kinda sick of seeing them.... There is just no suprise factor anymore when they turn up. I swear if they turn up in the next series I'm gonna stop watching cos it's getting kinda boring seeing them on screen 🙄🤣

@jordanreed3675

2 жыл бұрын

@@heidi_1love they have to or they lose the rights to legally use the daleks forever because of terry nation’ estate

@linkofvev

2 жыл бұрын

@@jordanreed3675 They're the British equivalent of Spiderman.

@Drekal684

2 жыл бұрын

@@heidi_1love I had this idea for a story which would play off how predicable the Daleks are. Call it something like "XXX of the Daleks" and then have it turn out the Daleks aren't *actually* there at all. It's something like, a con faking their presence or something else masquarading as them. That feels like an idea which could be fun to play with.

“At least I’m finally ginger” Real Doctor Who fan here

@LukasOfTheLight

2 жыл бұрын

Aye, have to be a real fan to quote that incredibly obscure David Tennant era of the show.

@falconeshield

2 жыл бұрын

@@LukasOfTheLight That era was the only good one

@deannarachelbobiwsky2366

2 жыл бұрын

THIS is the best part! Hire Alasdair as the Doctor!

@zionleach3001

Жыл бұрын

He got what he wanted.

@grumpletybooeg3338

Жыл бұрын

@@LukasOfTheLight based asf eccles needs more love

"London looks a little bit better than I remember" - Ah yes, science fiction.

@Gundam_JAY

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha nice one

@damien6703

3 жыл бұрын

Hey nice seeing you here

@cortexius181

3 жыл бұрын

Never expected to see you here

@ianharac5153

3 жыл бұрын

One of my favorite scenes from an early (First Doctor) episode is when they arrived at a "ruined" London, and the various cast members *talked* about all the ruined and collapsed buildings, like "Oh, look, there's the Parliament Building[1] with a great big hole in it"... but you never saw any of this, all the shots were of the cast looking "past" the camera to the "ruined city", because matte paintings or models cost *money*, man! [1] Whatever it's called in England, I forget the precise name.

@myrddinemrys1332

3 жыл бұрын

@@ianharac5153 The Palace of Westminster is where Parliament sits, Number 10 is the official home of the PM and Government and Whitehall (which is an area in the City of Westminster) is where the day-to-day running of government happens. I'm presuming the serial was the Dalek Invasion of Earth but it might have been the one where they shrink and think London has been destroyed.

“absolutely anywhere, in space AND time.” “present day london please.” *checks tardis console* “right i can give you cardiff looking a bit like london, take it or leave it.”

@danhuby

3 жыл бұрын

Hah, came here to say the same thing :)

@derekchristenson5711

3 жыл бұрын

Gotta love the episode wherein they arrived in Cardiff, and the companion was very disappointed. Like, couldn't it have been somewhere more interesting? I mean, s'okay, but Cardiff, really?

@impishDullahan

3 жыл бұрын

Well yeah, the TARDIS can _get_ you anywhere. Doesn't mean it's cooperative about it.

@rkah6187

3 жыл бұрын

@@impishDullahan Well, yeah. You don't steer the TARDIS, you negotiate with it.

@adamwhitehead7289

3 жыл бұрын

@@derekchristenson5711 I live in Colchester so was very excited when they had multiple episodes set in Colchester (all of the "lodger" episodes with Matt Smith and James Corden). A version of Colchester that looks very much like Cardiff. Like, they could have sent one guy with a camera over to take a few establishing shots. We're like 3 hours from Cardiff, max. Sigh.

"Space is an vast, infinite ocean, with infinite potential for interesting characters and plotlines." "How about Daleks?" "...Infinite potential for interesting characters, and plotlines." "Daleks on Earth."

@ArakkoaChronicles

Жыл бұрын

"Doctor, we just had Daleks two episodes ago." "Right, that's a little too frequent. I know! CYBERMEN!"

@InsightfulFrostBIT

Жыл бұрын

@@ArakkoaChronicles "That was literally three episodes ago, remember? That is how we got tot he Daleks." "Excellent point there. We will bring back the Sontarans!" -cough- "..and the shadow proclamation.."

@robertmcginty4146

11 ай бұрын

This is how I felt reading Harry Potter and the Cursed Child. "It's a new generation of wizards! We could develop anyone's story, have NEW conflicts, maybe..." "Voldemort's back." "Uh, we could take this new story with beloved characters ANYWHERE TH-" "They're gonna go traipsing through Goblet of Fire for the whole story."

@JustAVibinKoala

2 ай бұрын

@@ArakkoaChronicles “Doctor, we can’t have every episode be either Daleks or Cybermen!” “You’re right, how about Daleks AND Cybermen!”

"This is a Truely triumphant day for the people of Hitler 7" "the people of what!?" THAT killed me 🤣

@KiddCrowley

2 жыл бұрын

I guess you could say it was...a GAS! XD

@AO1YinYang

Жыл бұрын

no, it killed them... ;-)

@hellraizzer7064

Жыл бұрын

Do you really think that this is how you spell "truly"?

@Tasorius

Жыл бұрын

Like that one Stargate SG1 episode with what were basically Nazis...

@JamUsagi

Жыл бұрын

@@hellraizzer7064 Do you really think it matters?

NGL the Doctor realizing that the environment is a matte painting sounds like the setup to an unironically great episode.

@rhettjackson1321

3 жыл бұрын

Bit late for me to comment, but Capaldi had an episode like that. It was called Extremis.

@Datboichannel

3 жыл бұрын

Rhett Jackson how did it go?

@rhettjackson1321

3 жыл бұрын

@@Datboichannel Wasn't Capaldi's best or worst episode, honestly somewhere in the middle. But it does a great job of setting up the next episode and showing off a new enemy while rarely having them on screen.

@Datboichannel

3 жыл бұрын

Rhett Jackson was it the one about the monks and mario realising he was in a simulation?

@fyraltari1889

2 жыл бұрын

The First Doctor once pointed out a particular door was actually just a painting on the wall in about this exact fashion. There was also one where the monster was revealed to just be a dude in a cheap costume.

"Let's talk to this inexplicably Welsh alien." That one really got me

@chrisbailey1966

3 жыл бұрын

It was his day off from Jesus of Nazareth filming.

@skipbreakfast

2 жыл бұрын

I cackled.

@RelativelyBest

2 жыл бұрын

Lots of planets have a Wales.

@nbnb382

2 жыл бұрын

@@RelativelyBest 🤣🤣🤣

@ButWhyMe...

2 жыл бұрын

Tbh I didn't get it.

"Let's talk to this inexplicably Welsh alien" is one of the greatest sentences I've ever heard.

@AlIguana

2 жыл бұрын

yeah, I thought all aliens had American accents. pfff my immershion is brokeh

@romulusnr

2 жыл бұрын

"You know, that is so typically Welsh." -- Capt Jack Harkness

@derekbass2966

Жыл бұрын

I want the DW episode where we find out the circumstances under which the Welsh left Earth and colonized most of known space.

@razor6552

Жыл бұрын

Pure genius!

@alansmithee419

Жыл бұрын

"Hang on, if you're an alien how come you sound like you're from Wales?" "Lots of planets have whales!" "...what?"

I would love to see an actual episode of DW where the Daleks come on yelling "IT'S US AGAIN! IT'S US AGAIN!"

@TheMaskedGamer

Жыл бұрын

5real!

I managed to catch up on 48 years of British sci fi in 91 seconds.

@suzannax

3 жыл бұрын

Lol, Same.

@mbm2355

3 жыл бұрын

*YEP*

@Lady_in_the_Radiator

3 жыл бұрын

It's 58, actually

@vullord666

2 жыл бұрын

48? Are you sure about that number? I don't have the exact number on hand (and can't be bothered to do the minimal math required), but The 50th anniversary was in 2013.

@92brunod

2 жыл бұрын

@@vullord666 41 really. 1963 to 1989 and 2005 to 2020. Anniversaries don't consider the hiatus for obvious reasons.

The doctor's female companions just keep getting more and more alluring.

@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823

3 жыл бұрын

That's funnier than the sketch was. Lol

@jmckendry84

3 жыл бұрын

What a coup to get Karen Gillan to reprise her role for this short video.

@grassfedmilkmomma

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@thanesgames9685

3 жыл бұрын

Well, she's a ginger this time, too.

@medexamtoolsdotcom

3 жыл бұрын

And so feminine!

"We must solve this intergalactic issue with peace talks and negotiations! Make love not war, goofy and/or almost humanoid alien race!" "Also if you don't cooperate I'll threaten you with genocide lmao".

@user-wb7ez9ud4p

2 жыл бұрын

Make love --> more population --> more conflict --> more war

@zionleach3001

Жыл бұрын

Hey he offered to negotiate. At least give him effort for trying. 🤷😂

@IdiotamSpielen

Жыл бұрын

i mean the threat of death is a valid point in negotiations...

@thejuiceking2219

Жыл бұрын

"and if that fails, i'll go on a 2 hour rant about how wonderful i am"

@troodon1096

Жыл бұрын

Threatening violence is a great way to not actually have to use violence. Also, violence is more expensive to film. Threatening is just talking, and that doesn't strain the special effects budget.

The Crushing Inevitability of the Daleks is my favourite episode of all time, it's so original. I like the bit where the Daleks pretend not to be scared of the doctor, but they are really.

@thephony1651

Жыл бұрын

I also love the part where the Daleks could easily kill a very important person to the Doctor at multiple times and they just don’t

@Meetskink

9 ай бұрын

@@thephony1651or even could kill the doctor, but don’t

alternate universe where Vincent van Gogh doesn't go back to his own time but instead takes up the mantle of the Doctor

@AfferbeckBeats

3 жыл бұрын

It was actually his severed ear that was developed into a clone of Van Gogh

@DoctorNemmo

3 жыл бұрын

@@AfferbeckBeats Vincent Van Clone

@ayeletdrago

3 жыл бұрын

@@AfferbeckBeats haven't watched doctor who in years but this reference brought me back. nice

@murraynatkie7490

3 жыл бұрын

Glad I wasn't the only one who thought that.

@crushember3519

3 жыл бұрын

You win

To be fair when the producers were asked why so many of the episodes were set on Earth they frankly answered "budget reasons".

@samuelschwager

3 жыл бұрын

Makes sense. Same reason that Star Trek used the transporter instead of ships landing.

@Somnogenesis

3 жыл бұрын

It's definitely, by a long way, the cheapest planet to film on.

@krashd

3 жыл бұрын

It's a shitty cop out though, you might need an enormous budget to fabricate a sprawling alien metropolis but you don't need one just to bash together the interior of an alien building or a space ship.

@dirus3142

3 жыл бұрын

That is the number one reason for every production choice.

@dirus3142

3 жыл бұрын

@@krashd You expect them to build new sets for every show? Do you not have any considerations of the costs to make a TV show? You need to save money were you can. It's better to have a cheap set then skimp on the writing, and acting. Look at Kurtzman Trek. A ton of money, big expensive sets, but the writing, and acting is insulting trash.

So the doctor is finally a ginger and he took the face of Van Gogh, remarkable.

@deannarachelbobiwsky2366

2 жыл бұрын

Yesss I would totally accept this as Canon!

I've never been insulted by something I 100% agree with.

"have you tried talking to them? About how brilliant you are, for ages?" Dr Who writers - "He's onto us!"

@lordbuss

3 жыл бұрын

The biggest problem with Moffat's writing (not counting "we will explain later").

@zanite8650

3 жыл бұрын

*Sherlock Writers

@cd-rom5717

3 жыл бұрын

@@zanite8650 moffat

@zanite8650

3 жыл бұрын

@@cd-rom5717 That's fair.

@alexc2626

3 жыл бұрын

@@zanite8650 sherlock writers and moffat are the same person

I once went to a science fiction exhibition at the British library and was chatting to a curator after a while they gestured to a Tardis and asked if I could spot what was special about it. I couldn't see anything particularly noticeable and said it just looked like a police box. They laughed and said it was just a police box. Turns out it was easier for them to borrow a real police box from the police museum than find an actual Tardis prop.

@radimnechut519

3 жыл бұрын

I guess the scarfs, suits and coats are also easier to find at a local outlet. And let the screwdriver better not be mentioned.

@JosephDavies

3 жыл бұрын

"A curator". Sure it wasn't Tom Baker?

@IsaacIsaacIsaacson

3 жыл бұрын

Its interesting because the TARDIS prop used on the show has changed quite a bit over time. Its gotten taller, shorter, shinnier, fatter, brighter blue, darker blue, the shape of the light has changed, etc

@gingerisvegan

3 жыл бұрын

@@IsaacIsaacIsaacson not to mention the sign that went from white to black

@Somnogenesis

3 жыл бұрын

I thought the answer was going to be "It wasn't there five minutes ago..."

What makes this sketch even better is the fact ABK has now actually appeared in Doctor Who via Redacted

@Pandaboomina

Жыл бұрын

Whaaaaa

"It's us again, it's us again!" I love the Daleks and all, but that is absolutely spot on. Every time The Doctor defeats them, and this time for good, they always inexplicably come back.

"Absolutely anywhere in space and time." "Present-day London, please."

@vaclav_fejt

3 жыл бұрын

Or, sometimes, to spice things up, present-day Cardiff!

@maxjones503

3 жыл бұрын

@@vaclav_fejt To spice things up and lower production costs.

@vaclav_fejt

3 жыл бұрын

@@maxjones503 True. That congestion charge costs an arm and leg.

@tinykemper2561

3 жыл бұрын

Or if your really lucky, Sheffield.

@HeyFox101

3 жыл бұрын

Their excuses for it were getting clumsier with each new companion. Rose - 'my mom and my boyfriend are there, I can't just wander off and we can't always come back to the moment we left, otherwise background characters won't have development arcs!'. Martha - 'This is awesome but I am obviously just a rebound, I better not drop my career for this'. Donna - 'I SAID WE'RE GOING HOME! NOW!' Rory and Amy - 'We, uh... need to water the flowers... or... something...' Clara - 'We need to go home, because I'm the Impossible girl and just magically know better and I'm always right like I read the script or something, lol' This is about where I stopped watching. Came back to watch 12 die and was initially curious about the upcoming female Doctor, but then I missed the start of the new season, and then I only ever heard bad things about it so I decided I don't care nearly enough and just rewatched The show from 9th to 11th Doctors

We can go anywhere in space and time, as long as it can easily be filmed in either Cardiff, London, or a studio set. And occasionally Bristol.

@miriamrosemary9110

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly.

@beebfajeejy

2 жыл бұрын

dw is (and has always been) basically a grand menagerie of cheap B-movies when you think about it.

@Sunshine-zm1fx

2 жыл бұрын

And once every twelve years, New York City!

@jesselindsey9760

2 жыл бұрын

I don't blame him for hanging around those locations. Last time he went to America, he got shot to death.

@TheRobinSystem

2 жыл бұрын

And also Liverpool sometimes as a treat

"At least I'm finally ginger" As Door Monster said, "Do not indulge the fandom!"

@Namelesswhirl

2 жыл бұрын

"Wait... what color is my hair?"

I love how every parody of Doctor Who has their own ersatz version of the theme music.

"At least I'm finally ginger" I was not expecting a straight up reference, but that was nice. Also, it's amazing you got miss Katherine Tate as a guest star to reprise her role!

@maggpiprime954

3 жыл бұрын

But this companion is too polite to be either of them! I am so confused...

@HiperPivociarz

3 жыл бұрын

@A Catalan Liam It can't be Amy, she hasn't sexually assaulted the Doctor ONCE int he video.

@hannibalburgers477

3 жыл бұрын

And jodie whittaker as a citizen of Hitler-7

@voutsider190

3 жыл бұрын

@@hannibalburgers477 lol

@Konic_and_Snuckles

3 жыл бұрын

She doesn't sound Chiswick enough to be Katherine Tate.

I once read something along the lines of: “It says a lot about Doctor Who that every episode that has “Daleks” in the title uses the appearance of the Daleks as a ‘surprise’/cliffhanger as if there was no way anyone would expect it”

@MuchWhittering

2 жыл бұрын

One of these days I want a story with Daleks in the title where the Daleks never appear. THAT would be a surprise.

@shadepizza4217

2 жыл бұрын

Holy fuck! This museum has a dalek! That's the last thing I expected from Series 1 Episode 6: Dalek!

@MuchWhittering

2 жыл бұрын

@@shadepizza4217 Don't forget all the trailers airing all week showing off said Dalek.

@killernyancat8193

2 жыл бұрын

@@MuchWhittering There was the Series 11 new years special. Lol

@MrGreaves

2 жыл бұрын

@@killernyancat8193 yes and the Dalek was present in the marketing so

"The people of Hitler 7" bro predicted the most recent episode

@bohdan_lvov

Күн бұрын

which episode was that? dot and bubble?

0:55 Literally how this week's episode ended

The funniest thing about the constant return of the Daleks is that they were completely wiped out in their first ever appearance. The precedent was set right out of the gate.

@castlefactory8682

3 жыл бұрын

I mean that appearance was chronologically for that type of dalek their last so it’s not that much of a stretch. At least for the first couple times they came back, anyway.

@krashd

3 жыл бұрын

When you can time travel nothing is ever truly wiped out.

@stevejordan7275

3 жыл бұрын

@Abslom Daak I suppose you just can't keep a good Dalek down. Or a bad one...because...well...there don't seem to be any good ones.

@avramlevitter6150

3 жыл бұрын

If you want to get truly technical, their second appearance takes place earlier in time than their first appearance

@drsnova7313

3 жыл бұрын

@@krashd Arguably, access to time travel should actually make it really, really easy to wipe out something for good.

My favourite part of Doctor Who is when the mass murdering Aliens are treated with every kindness and the frightened humans who want to kill it in self defence are treated with total contempt.

@TheRedAzuki

3 жыл бұрын

Seems like typical Imperial England. Murder all savage natives, protect the military people invading. :p (not meant to be political, just jokey)

@bl0keh

3 жыл бұрын

I can't possibly think what ideology that might represent 🤔🤔🤔

@casperes0912

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair there's character explanation to that. And it's not like The Doctor will happily let those people die either. They still try and protect them. - But The Doc wants to have higher expectations for humans. Wants them to be above it all, and a people they can relate to. Thus they get held to a different standard

@KindredBrujah

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe you missed all the parts where it explains the motivations of the aliens and why the Doctor is trying to protect them? Not like he treats the genuinely bad ones, like the Daleks, with kindness.

@olivercuenca4109

3 жыл бұрын

I mean if you’re talking about the Christmas Invasion, which is the only time I can remember when that was the case, it wasn’t because the humans were defending themselves, it was because they fired on a retreating enemy that had no intention of returning.

I love how this combines both classic and new who cliches

I just love the eye flicker at the end, conveying that the actor is an amateur, it really made me laugh

Nice to see Karen Gillan make a return to the series.

@deatheven13

3 жыл бұрын

I'd recognize those long pink cylinders anywhere!

@The_Conundrum_Crew

3 жыл бұрын

lol how did I not notice. 😂

@gabriel38g

3 жыл бұрын

And finally ginger! 0:30

@st-stimis

3 жыл бұрын

Literally best comment. Keep in mind.

@jacquelynnmartin

3 жыл бұрын

You just won the internet today. Bravo!

"Present day Helgasund, please." WHOOOOSH "I am the doctor, what happened here?" "There has been another murder."

@danylo.s

3 жыл бұрын

Top 10 most epic crossovers of all time.

@horrificpleasantry9474

3 жыл бұрын

_There has been another mörder_

@TJtheBee

3 жыл бұрын

@A Catalan Liam It was you.

@georgercop

3 жыл бұрын

As it turns out one of the deaths was caused by the TARDIS dropping on the poor fellow like Dorothy's house did the Wicked Witch of the West

@deadliestvice5356

3 жыл бұрын

*Der hes bin anudder mürder.

As a Doctor Who fan, this is incredibly accurate.

@TPNsBiggestFan

2 жыл бұрын

i remember being a doctor who fan… well actually, i was a fan when i was 4-8. then i just forgot all about it and now it’s just sort of nostalgic- a couple episodes did traumatise me but there were a couple that fascinated me to the point where it’s concerning

@nightsassy4430

2 жыл бұрын

​@@TPNsBiggestFan I watched a bit as a kid too, and yeah, there was some stuff that haunted my dreams a little. Brainwashed kids, spider/human hybrids etc. Not to mention that Don't Blink sh#t!

@twokool4skool129

Жыл бұрын

As someone who hates Doctor Who, I also find this to be incredibly accurate.

@baneblade__

Жыл бұрын

​@@TPNsBiggestFan if a couple episodes don't traumatize you then it's not a good season of the show

“but at least no one had to die” he really NAILED the worsening moral ambiguity of the show. i mean the double standards are horrendous. like i’m a longtime fan but how many times has the Doctor perpetuated a genocide of one form or another because the Doctor decided one entire species of alien had to die?? the one in Venice with Matt Smith and the fish people comes first to mind, and the audience wrote the whole thing of as the Doctor being hero who managed to save “everyone”

My God, Mr. Beckett-King, you are a comic but there is no need to murder the entire staff of the BBC for a sketch.

@huoshewu

Жыл бұрын

Luckily, nobody had to die. *Person dies in the background*

I like how he landed in the rock quarry lol! For those who may not know, a lot of the early episodes were filmed in a rock quarry, it's been a running joke.

@vylbird8014

Жыл бұрын

Early episodes, middle episodes, recent episodes... Rock quarries have always been a favourite setting for science fiction because they are cheap to film in, and don't have any obvious earth life or human structures to ruin the shot. Sometimes you can do a bit of camera trickery to give them an alien-looking sky color. Even Star Trek resorts to the quarry in a number of episodes.

@captainpoppleton

3 ай бұрын

B7

This is like the bit in Community in regards to Dr.Who ("We can go anywhere in time and space, but it will probably be London during the blitz")

Easily the best license free version of a time travelling TV show theme.

@gregbors8364

3 жыл бұрын

Jaunty theme song, strangely familiar 🤔

@anatine_banana_69

3 жыл бұрын

Legally distinct tune

@Christian-rn1ur

3 жыл бұрын

The theme song of the less famous and legally distinct scifi time travel show 'Professor Idontknow'.

@aitor.online

3 жыл бұрын

@@Christian-rn1ur "unknown medical expert"

@ZelphTheWebmancer

3 жыл бұрын

@@aitor.online Mr. When

It's funny how American movies always assume that the aliens would start the destruction of Earth with Manhattan. Actually, almost all aliens immediately go for vaguely London-looking streets in Cardiff and the rural farmlands of Wales. The most realistic alien invasion scenario probably involves time-worms who escaped from New New London in 6342 AD, possessing clothing store mannequins, scaring Welsh cows somewhere on a farm.

@mikehawk4204

Жыл бұрын

Interesting idea

@karenl6908

Жыл бұрын

The Welsh farmer then gets the brilliant idea to put these mannequins to their natural use: as scarecrows to ward off birds and trespassers, like those brats down the road. Things are very peaceful and everyone's happy with the new arrangement (excepting, of course, the crows and the Dunbe brothers) but everything comes crashing down when the Inexplicably Welsh Doctor arrives and decides everything is evil. The Doctor gets a good smackdown by the Dunbe brothers who are now the Welsh farmer's hired hands, and everybody learns a very good lesson about mannequins...!

@zionleach3001

Жыл бұрын

Don't forget that Cardiff apparently has a rift in space and time having all sorts of aliens and thier tech appearing on earth.

@sovietunion7643

Жыл бұрын

i mean from a military standpoint it would make sense to nuke the strongest countries urban and industrial centres first, especially with the united states having military bases across the world it makes sense that the biggest and most industrialized city of the most influential nation would be targeted first

@thejuiceking2219

Жыл бұрын

that explains the language

"This time, I am finaly Ginger." That made me chuckle quite a lot.

I'm not even upset about how accurate this is

@drewsarkisian9375

3 ай бұрын

Why would anyone be upset? It's brilliant, spot-on, and a great homage to a wonderfully cheesy and entertaining (until recently, at least) sci-fi program! I know you said you are not upset, but you make that sound somehow bizarre?

"You look like an angler with historic sex convictions." "You have no idea how historic. Let's talk to this inexplicably Welsh alien!" I nearly choked on my coffee laughing so hard

@Timbone07

2 жыл бұрын

Care to explain? I don't get it

@CS-ol7wo

2 жыл бұрын

@@Timbone07 I took that to make reference to the Classic DW's attitudes about the role of women in society.

@Timbone07

2 жыл бұрын

@@CS-ol7wo What is DW?

@laurapember2300

2 жыл бұрын

@@Timbone07 probably stands for Doctor Who

@Timbone07

2 жыл бұрын

@@laurapember2300 Thanks . So what was the classic attitude it had towards women

The budget for this epside of popular time travel show seems way higher than usual. A Christmas special maybe?

@adam-vm3zj

3 жыл бұрын

The actors were spoiled with complimentary marmite, as there was some excess left from the budget

@steppenwolf1690

3 жыл бұрын

You can see it in the editing quality and the amount of props and sets used...such a high budget

@Sashazur

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, they spared no expense - I think they might even have bought a brand new rubber glove to hang under his chin instead of a used one!

@zionleach3001

Жыл бұрын

Nah, it was made after season 4 where the CGI doesn't look like something from a ps2.

Can we all appreciate his insanely spot-on accent and impressions? He’s a brilliant actor

Don't forget every first episode with a new companion that always starts with "Who are you?" "I'm the doctor." "Doctor? DOCTOR WHO?" Then the credits roll.

@razor6552

Жыл бұрын

Cue the Abbott and Costello routine

@Statalyzer

Жыл бұрын

And nobody ever says anything like "which Doctor?" like people would really say.

@archiermanilo23

Жыл бұрын

@@Statalyzer or even how's doctor?

@thephony1651

Жыл бұрын

@@archiermanilo23 I’ll do you one better, why is Doctor?

@thatpeskyrat

Жыл бұрын

@@Statalyzer idk if you watch much doctor who these days but they absolutely play around with how people respond! “a doctor of what” is probably more common these days than “doctor who?”. but at the end of the day the show is pretty campy and can’t resist the occasional title drop and i kinda love it when it happens

I definitely want there to be a real episode called "The Crushing Inevitability of The Daleks".

@Somnogenesis

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, you can mentally apply it as a subtitle to any episode they've appeared in for a good number of years now, without it being inaccurate...

@Zezlemetkun

3 жыл бұрын

They usually start with an r so it be "The Really Crushing Inevitably of The Daleks"

@NeoLithiumCat

3 жыл бұрын

If it ever happens, I will consider it a direct reference to this video

@Aeroldoth3

3 жыл бұрын

I don't get the joke. If it's about the "inevitability" of them appearing, what's the "crushing" about?

@Somnogenesis

3 жыл бұрын

@@Aeroldoth3 Unless I'm missing something here in turn, your comment seems to suggest you don't know the phrase "crushingly inevitable"...? It refers to something that is not just inevitable, but is _so_ dully predictable yet equally grimly unavoidable the mere thought of it gives you a crushing sense of impending doom and/or disappointment.

"IT'S US AGAIN." I know they're contractually obligated to appear in every series (that's not even a joke [EDIT: I have since been informed that the Daleks are, in fact, NOT contractually obligated to appear every series, they're just in every new series because they're popular]), but every time the Daleks appear only to be "destroyed for good" I kinda just roll my eyes. Like sure, all Daleks have been wiped out, see you next series I guess.

@hazukichanx408

3 жыл бұрын

"Daleks... and this time they... ...hate their own existence... and that makes them more dangerous than ever! ...are a Dalek empire at its peak... and that makes them more dangerous than ever! ...are isolated and low on resources... and that makes them more dangerous than ever! ...have unpayable student loan debt... and that makes them more dangerous than ever! ...got really into season 5 of Castle... and that makes them more dangerous than ever! ...painted themselves periwinkle... and that makes them more dangerous than ever!" ...built a recycling infrastructure that actually does what it's supposed to... and that makes them more dangerous than ever!

@berganssekk

3 жыл бұрын

"Comic book death"

@jetshot2218

3 жыл бұрын

Daleks- meeting their final end since 1964...

@maggpiprime954

3 жыл бұрын

... are suffering insufferable seasonal allergies... and that makes them more dangerous than ever!

@LordVader1094

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I got pretty done with Daleks after their badass clash with the Cybermen with the 10th Doctor. After that it just all felt boring.

So my Wacom Intuos 3 stylus pen is actually a Sonic Screwdriver!

'Let's talk to this inexplicably Welsh alien' is so accurate 😂

You can't look like the twin to the actor who played Van Gogh on Doctor Who, and not make a direct reference to it

@MothsAreTheBest

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was literally him

@faithcastillo9597

2 жыл бұрын

The Van Gogh actor of whom you speak is Tony Curran. He's perfect as Van Gogh, bringing the man to life, showing us a small part of the emotional turmoil Van Gogh felt nearly all his life.

@medexamtoolsdotcom

2 жыл бұрын

This video proves you are wrong, because that's exactly what happened.

@protorhinocerator142

2 жыл бұрын

Have the Doctor keep calling him Vincent Van Goff and correct him. It's Vincent Van GO. Van GO. You're the only one who calls me Goff and it's weird. Stop it.

@amyelnah8717

2 жыл бұрын

@@protorhinocerator142 Van Goff is more correct that "Van Go" since the actual pronunciation has a strong G at the end which Goff is close to...

I laughed when he said "I'm finally ginger" but I *fucking lost it* when the episode title 'The Crushing Inevitability of the Daleks' appeared 🤣🤣🤣

@pyxl666

3 жыл бұрын

Also, it should be worth noting that I went to bed in a pretty down mood and woke up feeling about the same. This was the first thing I saw when I opened KZread and it made me smile and genuinely laugh. So thank you.

I’ve never watched Doctor Who, but I feel like I finally understand it now. Thank you!

“The Crushing Inevitably of the Daleks” NO. NOOOO. I WILL NOT WRITE FANFIC AND YOU CAN’T MAKE ME.

Easily my favorite episode of Not-Named, Only-Titled Medical Professional Interrogative Relative Pronoun.

@akashahuja2346

3 жыл бұрын

That needs to be on a t shirt

@Somnogenesis

3 жыл бұрын

Who?

@proph7543

3 жыл бұрын

@@akashahuja2346 With a phone box instead, too.

@dummyaccount8378

2 жыл бұрын

Nurse What

@vullord666

2 жыл бұрын

Why does this make me want the Master to get his own series just so people could make up a similar line about him?

Speaking as a massive Doctor Who fan: yeah, this seems pretty accurate.

@bim2013

2 жыл бұрын

I don't know why i keep inflincting this to myself

@zionleach3001

Жыл бұрын

Pretty much. At least he's finally Ginger. 🤷

@milliondollarmistake

Жыл бұрын

the writing in this sketch was too good for modern Who

@fireblade295

Жыл бұрын

​@@milliondollarmistakethe Dark Era hath ended. REJOICE! Our lord RTD returns.

I remember you in Vincent and the Doctor. Good acting my friend. Shed a tear when you went to the present from the past and saw you were successful.

"Crushing inevitability" one cannot truly comprehend just how crushing an inevitability it is till one has watched ten series of the program.

"Yes, I know the giant space turtle destroyed five different galaxies but we can't kill it. It was looking for its mother!" "What if it gets lost again?" "What?" "I said what if it gets lost ag--- MMMMH? MMMHHHH! HRRRNMMM! HRNNMMMM! MMMRRRRRNNNMMM

@myrddinemrys1332

3 жыл бұрын

Well y'know, it WAS carrying 4 elephants and a strangely flat and mystical planet on its back. Shame about that 5th one suddenly shooting off as it passed the Milsop Galaxy though.

@hippopilot6750

3 жыл бұрын

@@myrddinemrys1332 I was trying to fit that in but I gave up!

@1Thunderfire

3 жыл бұрын

@@myrddinemrys1332 The Turtle Moves!

@renegademercury443

3 жыл бұрын

@@1Thunderfire heathonistic lies!! The earth is round. So says the great God Om

Ah yes, the two main characters, ABK with a scarf and ABK with a hat

"At least I'm finally ginger!" Wonderful!!

Showed this to my girlfriend who loves Doctor Who. She absolutely loves this.

"The Crushing Inevitability of the Daleks" oh god that's so true it hurts

@MandungerFinzberry

2 жыл бұрын

I've noticed every show similar to this always have that 1 enemy that just appears once or twice every season

@queeny5613

2 жыл бұрын

Amazing

"The important thing is that no one had to die" Gotta love it when things work out

@Karak-_-

3 жыл бұрын

Wasn't the only episode where nobody died the one with gas-mask zombies.

@SennaHawx

3 жыл бұрын

@@Karak-_- Considering that episode took place around the London bombings... I'm not sure. "Blink", however, only has people dying off old age

@medievalist

2 жыл бұрын

Just for once, everybody lives!

@romulusnr

2 жыл бұрын

I love it when a plan comes together

Hobo in a police box gets harassed by giant salt and pepper shakers across time and space.

- A magic box that can go absolutely anywhere in space and time. You name it. "What about London" -[a small pause] Absolutely anywhere in space and time. LOL

At this point I imagine even the Daleks turn up in episodes, wondering how they survived their last Doctor-related mass genocide.

@susie9893

3 жыл бұрын

That's why they always do those constant half turns - they're all turned about. (But I always think of them as having a perpetual machine hangover - the constant need to kill. They'd probably be appeased by a coffee or 2)

@zionleach3001

Жыл бұрын

Don't forget the secret government alien hunters who always get defeated by the aliens.

"ITS US AGAIN" is a superb punchline

Glad to see Inspector Space Time is still going strong

I've always wondered why The Doctor always shows up in contemporary London when he has the whole of time and space and that includes a gazillion-octillion different galaxies. Perhaps he thinks that oversized an ferris wheel built where it shouldn't be is cool.

@zionleach3001

Жыл бұрын

Well he uses a Rift in Cardiff as a pit stop to fuel the Tardis. So at most it's a pit stop. 😂

That moment you hear the music swell and you wonder "Daleks or Cybermen?"

@SaHaRaSquad

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@MegaVikingen

3 жыл бұрын

And then sometimes, it turns out it's both!

As someone who has seen exactly one (1) full episode of Doctor Who, I can verify this is exactly the episode I saw. You're a magician!

@randömfiish

3 жыл бұрын

As someone who has seen literally every episode of Doctor Who, I can ALSO verify this is very accurate. he is a magician!

@ximono

3 жыл бұрын

As someone who has never seen a Doctor Who episode, I now feel like I have seen them all.

@LordVader1094

3 жыл бұрын

@@randömfiish Can't have seen all of them, unless you saw the lost episodes air in the 60s

@SaHaRaSquad

3 жыл бұрын

@@ximono Most of them, yes. Though to be fair there are a couple of outliers, some of them standing out because they're absolutely horrible and others because they're actually really damn good. In the end the quality always balances out.

@maggpiprime954

3 жыл бұрын

@@LordVader1094 Some of us are old enough.

The Doctor will return in The Crushing Inevitability of the Daleks, yes, make it happen 😂

0:42 this line is absolutely something the doctor would say on the show lol

"Take me to a stone quarry, please."

@vaclav_fejt

3 жыл бұрын

Classic. Literally.

@AfferbeckBeats

3 жыл бұрын

It's also crazy how many Stargates happen to be situated in very similar looking quarries all around the galaxy

@turma8eac

3 жыл бұрын

The power rangers law- all battles must happen in quarries or warehouses

@900Dylan

3 жыл бұрын

"Oh Look, Rocks!"

@qwertyuio404

3 жыл бұрын

_“We’re in a quarry!”_ - 4th Doctor, _The Hand of Fear_

"It's us, again" Same amount of syllables and same sound, well done! Very nice parody, looks just like a DW short episode.

“The crushing inevitability of the Daleks” sounds like an actual episode title

I'm a massive Whovian & I love coming back to this sketch. It just makes me very happy despite it being a brutal yet loving satire of the show.

As a massive Dr Who fan (I even own a sizable chunk of the audio stories) this is wholly accurate

@no1DdC

3 жыл бұрын

I remember sticking my little world receiver radio's antenna outside of the highest window of the house as a kid, trying to listen to faraway foreign radio stations. One time, I tuned right into the middle of a Doctor Who audio story. Having never head of the show or what it's about (it's not well known where I live), I was utterly confused by it.

@h.r613

3 жыл бұрын

Big finish is unironically better than the show a lot of the time tbh

@cristinal577

3 жыл бұрын

@@h.r613 Agreed. The most comforting words to hear in lockdown: "Big Finish. We love stories."

The Doctor: "I'm a total pacifist, I'll never kill!" Also The Doctor: 0:50

@romxxii

2 жыл бұрын

He never kills... with a gun. He just causes genocide with complicated rube goldberg devices that he tricks the enemy of the week to trigger.

@vylbird8014

Жыл бұрын

The writers are aware of it. A few villains have gloated to the doctor about his hypocrisy: That he usually refuses to personally kill anyone out of his sense of ethics, but the deaths he has been indirectly responsible for are in the billions. Showing that at least some writers know just how much of a contradiction this is. I consider it a believable one, though. There are plenty of people who will lay rat poison to get rid of an infestation, but just can't stomach the thought of killing the fluffy little things with their own hands.

@johnyshadow

Жыл бұрын

@@vylbird8014 I loved some of his colder moments. Time Lord Victorious is still absolutely fantastic.

@vylbird8014

Жыл бұрын

@@johnyshadow Also the scene in Extremis where he avoids a fight by just invoking his reputation - inviting some armed guards to look up his body count in their records before they try to capture him. Even the Daleks have complimented the Doctor on his occasional ruthlessness. The writers are aware of the hypocrisy, because other characters on the show use it to try to taunt him. The Doctor preaches non-violence, refuses to carry a weapon... but he will kill, reluctantly, if he believes he has no better choice. He will kill whole planets if he believes he has no better choice. Genocide on a galactic scale if he must.

@EditedAF987

5 ай бұрын

The Doctor actually confesses in the audio ‘He who fights with Monsters’ that he’s not actually a pacifist: “I used to read about you back in the old days, before the war. I always thought you were a pacifist.” “You thought wrong. I was never that. It was merely a lie I’d tell myself sometimes, and others. The truth is… well, my actions have always spoken for themselves quite eloquently.”

i love how low budget doctor who is it’s part of the charm

"Aliens are invading Earth!" Hollywood - "You mean mainland north America?" Dr Who - _bong rip_ "You mean a housing estate in Surrey?"

@katyvdb5993

3 жыл бұрын

You have hit the nail on the head! I have noticed that whether it is Dr Who or MCU, aliens ALWAYS invade New York or London - or Cardiff at a pinch. NEVER Ulan Bator or Timbuktu or even Stornoway. They really need to try other venues, or travel will fail to broaden their minds.

@dmd8552

3 жыл бұрын

@@katyvdb5993 They've been invading China more often lately, having a Chinese filming location helps studios market the film on China.

This had a bigger budget then some actual dr who episodes

Growing up in Cardiff is essentially a tour of Doctor Who sets

@zionleach3001

Жыл бұрын

At least you probably don't get mauled by Weevils.

This man is destined to be the new Doctor

I'm from America and I don't get many of the references, so I assume we're all but wiped out in every timeline.

@commonflax4947

3 жыл бұрын

They only bring us up every once in a while so they can have someone do a terrible American accent as payback for Dick Van Dyke's performance in Mary Poppins.

@medievalist

2 жыл бұрын

@@commonflax4947 Errr...sorry about the "President Elect" in "The Sound of Drums". That was total pants. Some of us know the President Elect would not be in a diplomatic situation, I promise.

"At least I am finally ginger" 😂😂😂

@midastheunwise2423

3 жыл бұрын

You can tell ABK isn't just a casual viewer!

@TheCccombobreaker

3 жыл бұрын

@@midastheunwise2423 agree 😄

@ViewThis.

3 жыл бұрын

Not a very ambitious goal in life . Like the CEO of a major corporation aspiring to become a dishwasher

"The Crushing Inevitability of the Daleks." Have I stumbled across a genuine episode of the show by mistake? Brilliant job by the way from a big Popular Time Travel Show fan!

@wanderingrandomer

3 жыл бұрын

The best part is how it sticks to the naming convention of Dalek episodes

“AT LEAST I’M FINALLY GINGER” OH MY FUCKING GOD

It took my friend ages to watch all the episodes. I was able to do it in a minute and a half!

The thing about the Daleks (and I love them) is Aristotle. He said that you had to keep building tension/danger/risk... and do it with increasing frequency up to a final denouement. He said you could only have 2 such climaxes, the first and second plot points and still have them appear as climaxes in the background noise of sub plots and world building (though Athenian plays didn't go in much for stage effects, maybe a clay mask). Things like comic books get round this by nesting plots so that one plot will end, another evolve and a third will begin (or maybe only the first and last of those) but even they generally have had reboot upon reboot. The big mistake was to make Genesis of the Daleks so good back in 1975 so that ever since it's felt like sequelitis. They can't top that story.

@drago939393

2 жыл бұрын

I don't think Aristotle and co had serialisation in mind!

I thought you weren't allowed to post entire episodes of Doctor Who onto KZread

That “finally ginger” joke warned you the fastest sub of all time!

it truely is amazing how much of time and space looks like a quary in Wales.

“At least i am ginger” lol

@DanteSuper95

3 жыл бұрын

That was such a low blow

@Ballsdeep-xs5ls

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine him pulling up to another Day of the Doctor-esque event and meeting the 11th doctor.