To be fair, if the Emperor was able to "burn" the rivers, probably nobody needed to be drinking whatever was in them.

@felipecosta-kv2fx

2 жыл бұрын

What was burning the rivers supposed to achieve anyway?

@JM-mh1pp

2 жыл бұрын

@@felipecosta-kv2fx Gotta flush the beavers somehow...

@felipecosta-kv2fx

2 жыл бұрын

@@JM-mh1pp what's wrong with them beavers?

@JM-mh1pp

2 жыл бұрын

@@felipecosta-kv2fx they know...they know...

@evannibbe9375

2 жыл бұрын

@@felipecosta-kv2fx Getting rid of fecal matter, oil and microbes, just like Chicago did to its river, accidentally.

It’s hard to believe someone with such majestic ginger hair could be evil.

@kieran10202

2 жыл бұрын

Ganondorf.

@oldvlognewtricks

2 жыл бұрын

General Hux?

@demoneon9527

2 жыл бұрын

I mean they have no soul is it hard to believe.

@kenstewart7700

2 жыл бұрын

He earns a freckle for every soul he steals

@deusdex1186

2 жыл бұрын

All gingers are intrinsically evil. It is known!

Machiavelli: "It's better to be feared than to be love." Evil Emperor with self esteem issues: "Why can't it be both though? Why, Steve, why?"

@webbowser8834

2 жыл бұрын

Funny thing is that the literal sentence before that reads that when possible, a ruler should be both feared and loved.

@biirbio

2 жыл бұрын

@Tskmaster my name isn't Steve...

@ErwinPommel

2 жыл бұрын

@Just a Frog Nicky?

@FlyingwithFire

2 жыл бұрын

@@webbowser8834 it also includes never be hated

@imveryangryitsnotbutter

2 жыл бұрын

"Politics have no relation to morals." - Steve Machiavelli

Don't worry emperor, give them 20-30 years and after your passing they will go "hell sure he was not crystal clear but at least there was peace" and 200 years later historians will go "uniting process was painful, and there were some troubles in the beginning but it created our country so in the grand scheme of things it was acceptable"

@Jaxck77

2 жыл бұрын

Germany in a nut shell…

@toomanymarys7355

2 жыл бұрын

You like Chinese dramas, eh?

@darelfinkbeiner4473

2 жыл бұрын

Then they'll feel like he didn't speak out enough about racism, and they'll tear down all his statues. (Steve, I mean)

@jameschambers9969

2 жыл бұрын

But what about the genocide that he may have done

@JM-mh1pp

2 жыл бұрын

@@jameschambers9969 Oh please: "of course what happened was sad, tragic even, but we cannot judge the emperor on the basis of our current day morality, those were different times, and standards were not the same as today"

You know he's an evil emperor because he allowed Twitter to survive.

@deusdex1186

2 жыл бұрын

@@grannym2880 What kind of monster would do such a thing?

@timucinharkonnen2699

2 жыл бұрын

@@deusdex1186 The obvious conclusion would be: The current emperor.

@shmeggley

2 жыл бұрын

Well, he can just BUY Twitter

@whom382

2 жыл бұрын

If Elon Musk was a good emperor, he'd just shut it down.

@timucinharkonnen2699

2 жыл бұрын

@@whom382 He could first reform it, so it may serve the course, for a while, and delite it later, for God's sake, in which ever God you believe. We don't effin care.

Just the kind of scurrilous, anti-imperialist despot propaganda I’ve come to expect from the this channel. I’ve been tortured by His Majestic Awesomeness twice and both times I’ve found him to be charming, professional and, within the limits of our circumstances, a true gentleman!

@JM-mh1pp

2 жыл бұрын

this just killed me.

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

2 жыл бұрын

you're still trying to get Google reviews to recognise the 6 out of 5 you want to give him, aren't you?

@Laesis

2 жыл бұрын

Did he send you to the Ministry of Love? Was his name Big Brother, perchance?

@ExtremeMadnessX

2 жыл бұрын

That sounds like some kind of reylo fanfic...

@comradeghostboi7989

2 жыл бұрын

within the limits of our circumstances lmao

'You don't squash 12 nephews without learning a thing or two about people' The exact vibe of the manager at the service station I used to work at

@anonygent

2 жыл бұрын

LOL. Never knew service stations could have such drama.

@joshybratwurst1398

2 жыл бұрын

@@anonygent Oh, it wasn't really drama, he was just a jackass New Zealander who pretended to have a sense of empathy in order to project his insecurities onto people

@FutureChaosTV

Жыл бұрын

@@anonygent Oh, ANYWHERE people are there is always drama.

@anonimanonim2710

Жыл бұрын

I was expecting anything but people in that context!

@adamjones4606

11 ай бұрын

Was there .. much nephew squashing at the service station ?

That dejected "Ohhh" at the end was pure comic gold. ABK is the absolute zenith of KZread comedy right now.

@tomisabum

2 жыл бұрын

It's cool, he'll just buy it in a move that clearly won't upset anyone or be a clear blatant response to federal judges holding the emperor responsible for their tweets.

@yserareborn

2 жыл бұрын

He might just be reading about the musk buyout.

@notaqua

2 жыл бұрын

A close second to our current KZread comedy Emperor, Lord Joel Haver

@carneeki

2 жыл бұрын

The dejected "ohhhh" exceeded Steven He levels of emotions damage. Well done ABK!

@TheJestBee

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly that part had me cracking up 😂😂😂

Zahak the Serpent King from Iranian mythology, who used to feed people's brain to the two serpents sprounting from his shoulder actually asked his advisors and random petitioners whether the people loved him.

@mcmadow

2 жыл бұрын

You mean Jonny Snakeshoulders?

@kamronspencer4910

2 жыл бұрын

@@mcmadow yes jonnysnakeshoulders.

@ThingsDontAlways

2 жыл бұрын

hey I played that game too. but his name was Jackie not Zahak. and he fed them hearts not brains

@Lichelf

2 жыл бұрын

Well, did they?

@kamronspencer4910

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lichelf no. And in fact one hated him so much that even after the king agreed to not sacrifice his last son to his snake shoulders when he tried to get the peasant to sign s paper saying he was a good king the peasant ripped it up in front of him and walked out while everyone was to stunned to stop him

"And Steve! Make sure to put the purple crystal that contains 95% of my power on a lone pedastal in the middle of a large, empty room. And make it float." "But sire isn't that just inviting theft?" "Do not question me Steve! Or I shall dangle you precariously over a pit of flaming snakes! For like....three hours!"

@MrClickity

2 жыл бұрын

I won't drop you in the pit, but the ropes I tied you up with will really start to chafe after awhile!

@MitsuhashiTakashi

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like jahy

@mikekasich836

2 жыл бұрын

I was falling.. FOR 30 MINUTES

@OK-yy6qz

2 жыл бұрын

Oh and now that i mention it,make sure to prepare the almost deadly traps that look intimidating but are also really slow and unpractical

@wesleyoldham4222

2 жыл бұрын

"Place my strongest lieutenants along the path. But make sure the weakest ones are first, so that the hero can become increasingly more skilled with each battle." "Sir, we can just have all your lieutenants in the same-" "Do not question me! Each one must be slightly more difficult than the last or those who oppose me will have no chance!"

The tension is Palpatineable.

Oh man... the fact that I INSTANTLY understood what the emperor wanted when he first said that the people might throw him a parade... I have been fully trained by corporate.

@anonygent

2 жыл бұрын

I knew, and I've never successfully adapted to the corporate world.

@MaryJosephrobi

Жыл бұрын

Me true. The secret of surviving corporate is to Always act dumb even when you are smart.

@emblemblade9245

7 ай бұрын

I don’t remember corporate ever talking about spontaneous parades…

@richardjames1812

2 ай бұрын

@@emblemblade9245 No, but stuff like "the CEO is visiting us here at the Dallas office next month; I heard that when he visited the Charlotte office last year the staff there made him a cake and named a puppy after him and he loved it, so..." is real.

Don’t forget when he survives an absolutely impossible situation, becoming the villain several decades later, making a character’s noble sacrifice completely meaningless

@CosmicCreeper99

2 жыл бұрын

*Damn I feel like I’ve seen that one before*

@BurgerSoup

2 жыл бұрын

"Somehow, Palpatine returned"

@Cheesusful

2 жыл бұрын

@@BurgerSoup "are you ever going to explain how that happened?" "no" "is anything our heroes do consequential to the story?" "not really" "why does any of it happen?" "Because lightsabres and explosions and hey look over there!"

@somethingclever4297

2 жыл бұрын

Atleast it's better than having the main character who was shown to be the most kind and forgiving person suddenly becoming the biggest f*cking doechebag because of something they did that was completely out of character.

@samlarson9120

2 жыл бұрын

I just started watching Star Wars. What is this referencing?

Now I want a sketch about a very good emperor that's widely loved but he's so humble he just doesn't believe it

@SheeplessNW6

2 жыл бұрын

That's more Joel Haver's wheelhouse, I think

@schattentaenzerin

2 жыл бұрын

A super self-conscious Emperor would be fun to see

@user-sm1bi5ix6l

2 жыл бұрын

Good emperors are not a thing tho :|

@templarlad392

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-sm1bi5ix6l Le bruh moment

@JM-mh1pp

2 жыл бұрын

@@templarlad392 Sorry, you do not become emperor (or even inherit the throne) and stay a good guy... Empire requires a lot of sacrifices to maintain.

This literally could just be called “Best Palpatine impression”.

@oldvlognewtricks

2 жыл бұрын

With a scoop of Dalek for good measure

@RyanWAFFELYoung

2 жыл бұрын

@@oldvlognewtricks and a nice jab at musk as a digestive.

@user-xx6vy9ri8p

2 жыл бұрын

I guess we know what to expect from Evil Emperor Zurg in upcoming Lightyear movie...

@octochan

2 жыл бұрын

"Palpatine, but insecure"

@boudicaastorm4540

2 жыл бұрын

It's excellent. The only thing is that (having only seen the movies, at least) I've never really gotten the impression that Palpatine cares at all about what the average citizens think of him.

"You don't squash 12 nephews without learning a thing or two about people." Wise words. Such a compassionate evil emperor.

Just remember: the bad guy rules the realm for years of opulence and self-indulgence, and is only toppled in the last few minutes of the climax. It's not a bad deal, all things considered. Sure, the final 10 minutes or so may suck, but it might be worth it for decades of wealth and power.

@JannPoo

2 жыл бұрын

I wonder if you are just quoting Tarquin from the Order of the Stick or you just coincidentally reached the same conclusion.

@ian_b

2 жыл бұрын

Let's face it, it's a better deal than working your backside off, then ending up in a care home.

@livingfray2340

2 жыл бұрын

And given the abundance of sequels its not like the land will stay evil-ruler-free for long anyway

@JM-mh1pp

2 жыл бұрын

Emperor is evil! -How? - He killed a dozen of his nephews! - Those rich bastards who would never gave me a time of day? Oh I just weep for them. - He created massive army. - Security yes, we are very secury, noticed how many barbarian raids there were on us ? Grand total of 0. Also my brother serves in the army, great pay, and chances of promotion. - he rules with iron fist! - administration works very efficiently agreed.

@Lichelf

2 жыл бұрын

Just spend your limitless resources to sneak away and reitre right before it gets bad. Or negotiate with the heroes and offer them everything if they let you escape. It's a deal they can't refuse and it gets you out of trouble.

Even the Evil Emperor doesn't deserve to be in the forsaken place known as twitter

@ethelredhardrede1838

2 жыл бұрын

OF course it does, that is why Musk is buying it. Oh wait, he isn't evil, just so clueless upon occasion that its hard to tell the difference.

@yersiniapestis5237

2 жыл бұрын

@@ethelredhardrede1838 Disagree, Elon Musk absolutely is evil.

@ethelredhardrede1838

2 жыл бұрын

@@yersiniapestis5237 I absolutely disagree. Now we are even. You cannot support your claim.

I loved that. All Hail the Beloved Emperor, Alasdair Beckett-King, First of His Name, Dark Lord of the Sith, Twisted Usurper of the Throne, Squasher of Nephews, Scourge of the Nibleboners, Ruler of all Helgasund. Long May He Reign!

At least he knows his reign will be secure. It wasn't easy tracking down all 12 nephews, but he managed it, by gum. And now, a grateful people willingly enshrine his portrait over all their mantlepieces.

@jazzy4830

2 жыл бұрын

Shame he forgot to account for his 12 nieces who will inevitably unite into a cabal and overthrow him before infighting leads to their own downfall.

@YourCapyBruv_do_u_rmbr_3Dpipes

2 жыл бұрын

@@jazzy4830 loool ah yes the nieces- he forgot about them! they will be united- until they aren't. But until then- may Lord Red Palpatine beware. He may never see the Niece Brigade coming.

@somethingclever4297

2 жыл бұрын

Too bad one of his minions tasked with killing one of the nephew's found out that the nephew had a newborn child which the minion proceeded to take in as his own child.

@robk9050

2 жыл бұрын

It would be easy.. they all look like Steve...

@Lduck2

2 жыл бұрын

Easy to kill 12 nephews if you just clone them

Atrocities are forgotten, eventually. Just commission some catchy songs about your awesomeness, and one day you'll be remembered fondly.

@user-xx6vy9ri8p

2 жыл бұрын

Владимир Путин молодец Политик, лидер и боец...

@JM-mh1pp

2 жыл бұрын

Ten thousand men slaughtered in a single battle - Ok, hire a good song writer, remember something bombastic and catchy! - But sire, we have killed all those people, burned cities - Trust me it will be awesome, also make another one, something simple that soldiers can sing, you know basic but fun. -No one will sing it. -Trust me, they will, also remember we need a good painter, our forces must be shown in the light and enemies in darkness, you know classic "we are children of light" kind of stuff.. I can see it, hundreds of years from now people will be reading adventure books about it.

@SG-df9er

2 жыл бұрын

maybe the next guy will make you look good in comparison

@Wednesdaywoe1975

2 жыл бұрын

*Softly strums, "The Man They Call Jayne"

@AlexGoldhill

2 жыл бұрын

Just ask Lin-Manuel Miranda.

You know what would make the parade even more spontaneous? Someone that's lost their family to the empire finding a small misfit group of friends and trying to overthrow the emperor.

The thing is, the emperor has a good fiscal policy and his internal infrastructure development is the best it's been in decades.

@OridanIX

2 жыл бұрын

That's all well and good, but I was hoping to have my back a little less stabbed and the rivers a little less burned when I voted the Emperor and his Squash All Nephews Party into supreme power. And I never thought he was gonna squash MY nephews as well!

@amoral_minority

2 жыл бұрын

Dictators with good economic policy are super rare though

@timtheenchanter6418

2 жыл бұрын

And he built the aqueduct.....and the roads.

@Nethan2000

2 жыл бұрын

@@amoral_minority The only reason for that is the proliferation of Communist dictators in the last century.

@Alpostpone

2 жыл бұрын

@@timtheenchanter6418 After the river thing, he didn't really have a choice.

I love how visually he is the mix of Voldemort, Palpatine and van Gogh

For what it's worth, I'd imagine an evil emperor would be loved, primarily, by the people they enable. You see, when you take over an Empire you now have evil minions. These minions are people you allow and encourage to indulge their most sadistic impulses, and they'll appreciate that even if you aren't especially nice to them. This is why your evil empire should use skulls and spikes frequently, because it's great advertising for the kind of person who'd wanna serve your evil empire.

@liubei3058

Жыл бұрын

... You make a very valid point.

@sayvionwashington1939

Жыл бұрын

Bonus point if the skulls came from failed revolutionaries

@lud3445

Жыл бұрын

You made it a bit too real Steve

Honestly, in real life, you'd be amazed how true this actually is.

@janeeyre1990

Жыл бұрын

I would believe that this is a transcript of a conversation between Tr*mp and one his children or other lackeys

@Diego-zz1df

Жыл бұрын

Didn't the Saudi crown prince squash over a dozen nephews and uncles?

One of the most underrated KZread channels, ever. I'm so glad I was a fan early on, so that when he blows up, or dies, I can say I was there.

@ABeckettKing

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks! Very cool that I died in this scenario.

@DrDomich

2 жыл бұрын

@@ABeckettKing You seem dead in every scenario 😁😁 As blowing up can't be good for anyone's health

@bornanagaming3329

2 жыл бұрын

So sad that he was blown up in an assasination orchestrated by the rebels

@anonimanonim2710

Жыл бұрын

Blowing up sounds like dying too

Watching this as a russian is a special kind of horror

@patriciaoffer9585

Ай бұрын

Vladimir Putin's a poseur.....

The ‘nephew’ line tells me that ABK is a bit mad about that latest Owl House Ep

@aristidetwain9117

2 жыл бұрын

Well I thought that was just Hamlet

@Schnoonio

2 жыл бұрын

Nah its Vlad Harkonnen

I love it that people can make films where one actor plays all the parts! Add excellent green screen technology and it looks REAL! The only real limit is a person’s skill and creativity.

@gekkenhuisje

2 жыл бұрын

One of the best things that’s come out of the internet, tbh.

@thetooginator153

2 жыл бұрын

@@gekkenhuisje - I agree! I grew up before the internet, and I was an early internet user (I was a programmer). I thought the internet would be an unmitigated “good”, but I was wrong. However, things like this tip the internet towards “good”. Fortunately, the internet is still evolving, so we’ll see whether it fulfills its promise of uniting the world and letting people understand each other better. Who knows?

For someone who is afraid and gets slapped, Steve (what's his real name, though??) is surprisingly honest to the emperor. Steve is my real hero!

@sayven

Жыл бұрын

4Maybe he4's into it

As an evil emperor I can confirm that it's exactly like this.

Yeah, Emperors seem to always make Alderaan decisions in making people love them

@moviefan2236

2 жыл бұрын

I don't know what is worse; the pun, or your channel name and profile pic. Take my like.

@Tasorius

Жыл бұрын

But here we have the true Emperor, Darth Jar.

how has Steve survived this long when he can't pick up unsubtle overtures 😂

@TigerLily61811

2 жыл бұрын

The emperor loves his hair...

@jellyfish0311

2 жыл бұрын

Steve is absolutely harmless and his inability to understand subtlety might be useful to stay informed of intrigue within the emperor's inner circle

@jorgebarriosmur

2 жыл бұрын

He is probably NOT a nephew of the current Emperor (may he be praised over all other things)

@anonygent

2 жыл бұрын

He's just the latest in a long line of advisers, the last of whom was beheaded yesterday. Nothing personal, just tying up loose ends. Can't have the people's loyalty divided, you know.

@aaronleverton4221

Жыл бұрын

There have been many Steves. Or one Steve with many faces. But, one thing is known: Steve is the Emperor's most loyal acolyte. Wherever the Emperor goes, there, following behind, ready to serve His Imperial Majesty's edicts, er, commands, er, needs, that's it, goes Steve.

You are the best Emperor we've ever had since the last one died.

It's hilarious how much it fits with Emperor Belos from The Owl House: 1.He wants to unite all witches under his coven system 2.there's a lackey named Steve 3. He old 4. *spoiler* He did kill multiple *Nephews*

@menezes3388

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

The last "Oh" is hillarious 😂 I absolutely love your work 😊

Love your videos. The costumes, the effects, the acting, the jokes

@AxxLAfriku

2 жыл бұрын

NO, NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME! why should i waste my time at school? i am super famous on youtube. tell me, dear gar

@Littletime839

2 жыл бұрын

He was good but I thought the Emperor was better

@ErwinPommel

2 жыл бұрын

The hair.

Inside the Kremlin, right now

Give it 500 years and the people will be like "emperor evilinus the first, founder of our nation and national symbol. Make sure kids learn about him and his personal life in school!"

@medievalist

2 жыл бұрын

Literally what the Japanese about Tokugawa :)

@sayvionwashington1939

Жыл бұрын

Sure, he is responsible for half of the countries population dying, almost destroyed the already fragile economy twice, and tortured children. But he was the first, and you should respect him.

yes, you've done it! narcissism, delusions and being completely out of reality! great video

@josephrusso4828

Жыл бұрын

What?

An evil emperor letting people have free speech on Twitter is kinda hilarious

@Draztikus

2 жыл бұрын

this is right before he buys it

@planeswalkermeru7247

2 жыл бұрын

@@Draztikus Are you, maybe, referring to someone?

@sword4005

2 жыл бұрын

honestly if twitter hates you your doing your job right lol

@Shuizid

2 жыл бұрын

@@sword4005 So true. Twitter just hates Hitler and Putin and Xi - so that must mean they are all amazing geniousses and tremendous people, no doubt.

@powerflumi

2 жыл бұрын

To take this seriously for a moment, thats kinda what the chinese government is doing. "Allow" people sometimes to speak openly just so you can make a list who to "deal with later" or simply black mail them to be used as spies later. And that way they can delete certain comments while leaving others, e.g when Russia invaded Ukraine Chinese censorship deleted all negative online comments leaving only positive pro invasion ones left, making it seem as if the public universally agrees with what ever the state is doing or saying. The Soviets controlled through this means all of society, by for one making most people believe its only them who is unhappy with the state of things and on the other hand make them afraid of speaking out or risk it being recored/listened by the wrong people or that one of your frinds who is unhappy has been forced to spy on you after getting caught themselves. Its suprising how easy it is actually to controll a society that way

I ADORE this humor! Your facial expressions do such good work.

I have nothing but love and loyalty to my emperor

I don't there's a single skit I haven't liked. Keep em coming Emperor ABK

Alastair is a genius. Literally. I can't understand why he doesn't have his own show.

Now he just has to buddy up to the oligarch owner of Twitter and get a bot army to express completely real love for him

“I want a spontaneous parade…and schedule it for Thursday new week Steve.”

Alasdair Beckett King is the most underrated comedian and content creator of our time. It baffles me that he doesn't have millions of subscribers

... oh. *Famous last words*

I can't believe Steve couldn't understand how much the people wanted to throw the Emperor a spotanous parade.

I like that you took the time to translate this from Russian for us.

The timing on that last sylable was 🤌 Thank you for holding it an extra beat!

gotta do some rebranding. It's not we've burnt your rivers and forced you to march in a parade, it's we've made the land more suitable for exciting new developments and we're conducting fun (but still mandatory) team-building exercises.

The Emperor who unites ends up hated, but no one dares question his rules When his grandson rules, memories have faded and the imperial structure is well-built so the Empire can last It's during the second generation than an Empire is actually the most fragile

@anonygent

2 жыл бұрын

I would say fourth. That's when it all comes tumbling down. (Saul, David, Solomon, Rehoboam.)

@benjaminthibieroz4155

2 жыл бұрын

@@anonygent And Commodus. I know. I just wanted to quote Brandon.

Hang in there Steve!

"Send Video to Moscow" button is missing.

To quote the Emperor Caligula: "Oderint dum metuant." Let them hate, so long as they fear. Mind you, he was done in by his own bodyguard, so you can take this too far.

i love the twist were he people came to remember his as one of the greats, sure he burned some rivers and was a bit of a diva but he did unite the lands and stabilize the echonomy and streamline the healthcare system... oh and he made the brothels state owned to improve working conditions

I always wondered why some people want to rule the world/galaxy/multiverse; the thought of having to deal with all that bureaucracy and paperwork gives me a headache.

I don't know why but this gave me flashes of CIV 1 where if you hit a certain portion happy civilians they would spontaneously throw a parade.

I wasn't expecting Not Steve to survive, so that's pretty good.

- So, you want to _force_ the people to do a parade? - Forcing? Nah: I want my peacekeeping troopers to do a special _inviting_ operation...

He looks like a perfectly lovable tyrant. I imagine the people will be pleased.

Do the people love me? In general, no.... but a select group of weird nerds will throw themselves on any criticism no matter how valid it is....

How are you not more popular? This is gold.

"Am I the baddie?" - The Evil Emporer probably.

Ohmygoodness, he needs his own show. SERIOUSLY needs his own show!!! 🤣🤣🤣

My man, you’re so good with these and I love them! Keep it up!

Well, I thought I’d try to write some witty comment, but instead; I’ll just take the easy route and read the comments.. The community’s pretty awesome here, always making me laugh even more after watching the videos from one of my favourite content creators.

Nephew-squashing is a lost art, like barrel-making, or having an official idiot in your village.

@BNOBLE981

Жыл бұрын

Cooperage is still alive and well.

That disappointed, “oh,” was everything 😂👌

1:00 "My name's not Steve." "Steve . . ." lol. Reminds me of the dialog between Handsome Jack and one of his minions in Borderlands 2: "Anything else on today's agenda, Jimmy?" "The name's 'Jeffrey' sir. And no." "Thanks, Jimmy!"

@oldguy9051

2 жыл бұрын

Also: Perfect timing!

Steve is a mood

That Steve has "future Emperor" written all over him.

"Why are you hitting yourself, Steve?"

I mean, it IS twitter.

"that's not called a spontaneous parade my emperor it's called a revolution march"

"I may be evil but I still want to be loved" - Evil emperor, just right after ordering a massacre

Evil emperor scared my cat!

I love how much effort you put into these and keep them so little, you are so wonderful

I love how Steve reacted to the final slap as if it was an uppercut, that shit was hilarious.

"you're afraid" "yes." "of these low, low prices! I'm emperor Eddie and today only is crazy Eddie's used car sale!!!"

Something, Something, interdimensional creature with red flowing hair, Something, Something, Complete.

Don’t worry, Emperor. People never say anything nice on Twitter anyway.

Excellent sketch, with a great final punch at the end.

He sounds like he at least worked hard for his position.

@glowstoneunknown

2 жыл бұрын

Harder than any billionaire at least

you deserve an oscar just for the "aw..." at the end

I kinda expected that anyone hell-bent on ultimate power is that insecure

Well you know Twitter has fewer than half the number of users LinkedIn has so it's really not as representative as people think

"Now lets see what people say about me on Twitter.... Oh" Well, time to expand the labor camp!

So this is what you have become, Gunnar Gunnarson ? Well played indeed faking your own death

I can't tell if this Emperor fellows supposed to be Elon Musk or Gul Dukat. Either way, great sketch.

@DeclanMBrennan

2 жыл бұрын

I'd like some spontaneous congratulatory tweets on this fully operational platform that I now own. Cue evil cackle.

@KR-bv5og

2 жыл бұрын

Broke: This is a parody of Emperor Palpatine Woke: This is a parody of Gul Dukat

@duzehalo

2 жыл бұрын

Both, why not both! 😃

@megatronVS

2 жыл бұрын

*Emperor mentions Twitter* "It'S eLoN!"

@MisterAppleEsq

2 жыл бұрын

@@megatronVS description

26 seconds, my fastest click yet.

@YourCapyBruv_do_u_rmbr_3Dpipes

2 жыл бұрын

My fastest click too esp on ABK

It's 3 am and i'm suffering a major bout of severe depression... getting myself drunk, i stumbled across this video by one of my favourite comedians... It made me laugh out loud and very loud at that... which isn't good since i've been living in a hotel for the last 4 months... but IS good because i needed the laugh...

Steve showed no appreciation, about the endless love of the people, towards their wonderful Emperor..

Elon: Dave...do they love me?

I, for one, am happy to be living in the lands united under the one rule of the Emperor.

Should emperors be feared or loved? EMPEROR OF MANKIND: "Why don't we do both?"

when you get the pages in your machiavelli's the prince stuck together...