I assumed the Professor would also want the sandwich. Not so; fasting.

@theemptydiamond

2 жыл бұрын

I think a colon would have served you better here instead of a semi-colon. Disclaimer: I am not a linguistics professor; this is not linguistics advice.

@Robb3636

2 жыл бұрын

@@theemptydiamond No, I think the semi-colon works better, as the accompanying phrase (or word in this case) works as an explanation phrase, or a conclusion

@BillPeschel

2 жыл бұрын

@@theemptydiamond A colon is vital. How else would he digest his sandwich?

@lennertvandyck5185

2 жыл бұрын

I thought the generic village guide would not so fast the idol at the end

@corneliadennis2892

2 жыл бұрын

Omg, lol.

I feel sorry for aspiring young actors, trying to make it in the movies in a time when ABK is playing literally every single character in everything.

@beeble2003

2 жыл бұрын

They weren't so fast, and ABK had got all the parts by the time anyone else showed up at the casting.

@VineFynn

2 жыл бұрын

Seems like the British Museum managed to edge its way past ABK in casting, though.

@brainlock72

2 жыл бұрын

ScarJo has to do something in her spare time!

@Pwwh0711

2 жыл бұрын

No black actors....just an observation, 'not attempting to embarrass or cancel anyone!

@2MeterLP

2 жыл бұрын

Aspiring actor: Tries to get a role ABK: "Not so fast! I'll be taking that!"

I love how the “Not So Fast” becomes a greeting And also British Museum with a gun is always a winner

@flyingcapsicum

2 жыл бұрын

Not So Fast, greendart_ (waves)

@Calebgoblin

2 жыл бұрын

Especially against any given indigenous nation

@Frungi

2 жыл бұрын

Not so not so fast @@flyingcapsicum

@sagagis

2 жыл бұрын

@@Frungi not so not so not so fast

@Frungi

2 жыл бұрын

@@sagagis So um. Normal speed, then?

Good twist, honestly. That’s a pretty big gun, very intimidating.

@AxxLAfriku

2 жыл бұрын

GAGAGAGAGAGA! I will now count to 3 and then I am still the unprettiest KZreadr of all time. 1...2...3. GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! Thank you for your attention, dear tLer

@whateverthing

2 жыл бұрын

I strongly suspect that it was Gunnar Gunnarssonsson's Gun.

@cousac

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, no one expects the British acquisition!

@hellacoorinna9995

2 жыл бұрын

"Oi, does yew avva loisence ferrat sammich?"

@beckerqueiroz

2 жыл бұрын

That's what she said.

That has to be the best ever end gag I've ever seen. That's fucking funny. This is how to do satire.

@hadorstapa

2 жыл бұрын

That gun belongs in a museum!

@perplacymp

2 жыл бұрын

This definitely puts a different spin on the hide-and-seek The State Archives under the Danish and Prussian Crown had in the 1860s.

@armoredchimp

2 жыл бұрын

I honestly felt like this was one of his weaker videos until the end, which made it one of the top 5

@floraposteschild4184

2 жыл бұрын

The Getty: Not so fast, British Museum!

@user-dq4yr4wl8x

2 жыл бұрын

i was too impressed at the cleverness to laugh

I do love how he just wants to return the artifact to the villagers. And I love that the British museum intervenes, lol.

@heikesiegl2640

2 жыл бұрын

So true xD

@wjzav1971

2 жыл бұрын

But IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!

@user-ge2hh3ni5u

2 жыл бұрын

Οh really? Is this what happened? And how did you figure it out???

@noslwop

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-ge2hh3ni5u You seem to be trying to make fun of people commenting on a video in the comments section for that video. And failing.

@user-hx2xl2km2e

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-ge2hh3ni5u Not so fast, Bambi...

Professor MacGuffin! Brilliant.

@vacuumdiagram

2 жыл бұрын

Aha, I missed that-i wasn't so fast as you, aha!

@expertionis794

2 жыл бұрын

He is a magnificent science-ologist and he deserves our respect.

@1whowasNEVERhere

2 жыл бұрын

Loved that

@noscrim

2 жыл бұрын

Not so fast, Decoded! I'll take that comment!

@sluttyMapleSyrup

2 жыл бұрын

That moment sent me

No one expects the British Museum with a gun!

@travelswithmybelly

2 жыл бұрын

Not so fast!

@BillPeschel

2 жыл бұрын

Damn, you beat me to it!

@travelswithmybelly

2 жыл бұрын

@@BillPeschel because you were not so fast! 😁

@johnmartinez7440

2 жыл бұрын

Nor the British Acquisition.

@superschmolz

2 жыл бұрын

But they should... because colonialism and whatnot

Heroic archaeologist: "Finally, we can return the idol to the villagers." British museum: "Return what to the who now?"

@drvurruct2274

2 жыл бұрын

THE BRITICH ARE COMING THE BRITISH ARE COMING!

@ILikedGooglePlus

2 жыл бұрын

"We're not done looking at it!"

@GhostlyJorg

Жыл бұрын

This ancient artifact from Africa clearly belongs in a British Museum!

@aaronleverton4221

Жыл бұрын

@@GhostlyJorg Look, I think it's important at this juncture to point out that not just any museum in the British Isles will do. There is a certain stature to uphold, you know?

@tubaraofeio1053

Жыл бұрын

The British villager, why ofcourse

GREAT ending. BRILLIANT. I can watch this man all day. Although I kept waiting for one of his femme fatales to show up, wearing a stylish safari hat with the brim pulled down seductively.

@janmulcahy1458

2 жыл бұрын

And a delightful beard

@theinvisibleneonrainbowzeb2567

2 жыл бұрын

@@janmulcahy1458 a stylish safari hat with a delightful beard? How charming

@grimdolo918

2 жыл бұрын

Prolly deemed too damn sexy.

@SweetOsoka

2 жыл бұрын

And peculiar addiction to cocoine🤣

@GedMaybury23

2 жыл бұрын

Carmen San Diego, perchance?

"Not so fast, I'll be taking that" might as well be the British national motto.

@McSuperfly101

2 жыл бұрын

The British Museum has traditionally operated under the “Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers” modus operandi.

@mace8873

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, well, being Danish and all, they probably learned it from us, sorry 'bout that - we really should have minded our manners back then...

@JustAVibinKoala

2 ай бұрын

not so fast… IT’S THE BRITISH MUSEUM WITH A GUN!

The ending made me burst out laughing 🤣

@MadameRaven1

2 жыл бұрын

Me too! Damn British museums!

@NoNameGamilain

2 жыл бұрын

I really thought that the Generically Foreign Local Guide would be the twist but noo.. Always the British Museum with a gun.

@SolaScientia

2 жыл бұрын

I'm very glad I wasn't drinking anything, because I feel sure I'd have ruined my laptop if I had been when I got to the end.

@RamblinPhoenix

2 жыл бұрын

Me too!!!!

I love how the Indiana Jones character is "Professor MacGuffin." It makes so much sense.

@Ratzfourtyfour

2 жыл бұрын

This needs several sequels.

@simonmandrakejones

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ratzfourtyfour Professor McGuffin and Temple of Dubious Racial Stereotypes, Professor McGuffin and the one that's a bit like the first one and (18 years later) and Professor McGuffin and Shia Labeouf.

@nicholasvinen

2 жыл бұрын

@@simonmandrakejones you forgot about Professor McGuffin and the Spooky Religious Happenings, Professor McGuffin and More Spooky Religious Happenings and Professor McGuffin Survives an Atomic Bomb Blast by Hiding in a Retro Fridge.

@simonmandrakejones

2 жыл бұрын

@@nicholasvinen And the tv spin-off, Young Professor McGuffin meets literally every historical figure of the early 20th Century and still manages to be a bit boring.

@thebiggestcauldron

2 жыл бұрын

I don't get it.

I like how the Generically Foreign guide didn't even get a say in who got his sandwich.

@Sonja147

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@Ben-rz9cf

2 жыл бұрын

I hate how sweet pickles were the deciding factor and the decision WASN'T to immediately throw it away. Everyone knows you go dill or not at all.

@TwoMarshmallows1

2 жыл бұрын

ABK is committed to accuracy.

@HattielyEverAfter1995

2 жыл бұрын

I’ve always loved the work of generically foreign guide, loving his new work x

@theMRsome12

2 жыл бұрын

It lines up pretty perfectly with the british museum

"It belongs in a museum!" -British person upon seeing anything and everything of any cultural significance in a foreign country

@jorvach9874

2 жыл бұрын

"It belongs in *our* museum!"

@richsackett3423

Жыл бұрын

@@jorvach9874 exactly

@stevecarter8810

Жыл бұрын

Oh God. This is me

Say what you will, but the first building that aims a gun at me has my undivided attention.

@trublgrl

2 жыл бұрын

What you will.

@brainlock72

2 жыл бұрын

Metroplex! TRANSFORM!

Darn. It's always the British Museum that gets the last word.

Another McGuffin for the dusty hidden hallway on the second floor, just what the British museum needed.

I never knew Van Gogh was such a talented actor. He even masterfully played the British museum with a gun

Kudos for that historically accurate ending.

I'm really impressed with how distinct your different voices are.

@Reg_The_Galah

2 жыл бұрын

What did you expect, he’s from the North. Better talent in those parts.

@DoctorNemmo

2 жыл бұрын

@@Reg_The_Galah Not so fast ! * cocks gun *

@Chikin1ninjas

2 жыл бұрын

His American sounds like Liam Neeson's American accent. Very gruff!

@jimbomclimbo7467

2 жыл бұрын

@@Reg_The_Galah north what Like Canada? Or like Denmark and Alaska

@jimbomclimbo7467

2 жыл бұрын

@@Reg_The_Galah the poles?

I love how they all have the same weapon, so that they are either 1) stealing the weapon from each other or 2) handing it over voluntarily or 3) really have all the same weapon, because that line is only made with that specific weapon :D

@cobaltshimmons386

2 жыл бұрын

They just "not so fast" the weapon before they can "not so fast" for the mcguffin. They have their notsofast priorities in check.

@Meetskink

9 ай бұрын

⁠@@cobaltshimmons386I like to imagine they use finger guns to not so fast the weapon

I really enjoyed the twist where... *not so fast, I don't want you leaving spoilers*

Hahahahaha!! That ending. =D. Unexpected. And utterly hilarious. But honestly, I'd def give up a crummy old idol for cheese and branston pickle on a baguette.

@madiantin

2 жыл бұрын

@@jwhite-1471 How dare you! Branston pickle FTW! Though, I must admit, my husband has been getting these Devil Spit pickles lately, and they're really good. =D.

@nonnayerbusiness7704

2 жыл бұрын

Actually, the British museum robbing people for their artifacts is the most expected ending.

@wellendowedplatypus9024

2 жыл бұрын

This ending is the best thing I've ever seen.

@ophidahlia1464

2 жыл бұрын

No one expects the British Expedition!

@wyrmh0le

2 жыл бұрын

@@jwhite-1471 That idol looks looks way worse tasting than any pickle imo

He doesnt upload often, but when he does, it's always a great content

@L0LWTF1337

2 жыл бұрын

He does up load... not so fast.

@SpartanRand

2 жыл бұрын

I concur

@janmulcahy1458

2 жыл бұрын

About once a fortnight. If you want to see more of him, check out his loremen podcast about mythology. Also super funny.

@_-Lx-_

2 жыл бұрын

It's like twice a month, that's not *not* often. Perfectly reasonable schedule at a decent frequency considering the idea, scripting, and acting. Now someone like Jontron? That's not often.

@superschmolz

2 жыл бұрын

Wait. I thought it was every Friday.

"sweet pickle" - "then I think I'll be taking that" don't know why but this one got me more than anything else.

"Don't expect to receive if you're not willing to give" - Peppa Pig

@thelastmotel

2 жыл бұрын

From her now-legendary speech about oral sex.

Sir, if you would do a crossover with Joel Haver, especially in his RPG universe... well, i think that would be awesome as hell!

@Peweskimooxy

2 жыл бұрын

Would love to see that

@stupidhandles

2 жыл бұрын

I'd die happy

@jashinslayer

2 жыл бұрын

Petition time? Petition time.

@ericbrass3434

2 жыл бұрын

An old movie sketch crossover would be great too.

@vacuumdiagram

2 жыл бұрын

5thd!

"Not so fast generically foreign local guide" 🤣

@marlajacques6947

2 жыл бұрын

I thot he said genetically foreign local guide but this makes more sense 😆

Little did they know that beyond the Gates of the Sun King was a stockpile of more than enough Ham & Pickle sandwiches for everyone to share

Not so fast ! I think i'll be liking that. Great content as always

@mindshuffler3332

2 жыл бұрын

Not so fast, Janowski!! I'll be taking that like there, and add it to my reply!

I absolutely love the ending! Surprised a large laugh out of me. Seriously though, it’s funny (and depressing) cause it’s true

Never realised how strange the expression 'not so fast' is imagine saying not so quick and you see how silly it sounds.

@user-et3xn2jm1u

2 жыл бұрын

"A trifle slower, Prof. McGuffin!"

@LuizAlexPhoenix

2 жыл бұрын

Avoid being so hasty with your actions!

@Starannify

2 жыл бұрын

In some old books there is "Not so hasty!"

@rin_etoware_2989

2 жыл бұрын

"not so fast" sounds like something an average villain would say "not so quick" sounds more like Fanny Hill's line

The perfect twist ending. Completely unexpected and completely expected at the same time!

I'm surprised no one made their "archeologist" thief character work for the British museum.

@omp199

2 жыл бұрын

But if he worked for the British Museum, he would be an archaeologist.

@Mark-co8gt

2 жыл бұрын

@@omp199 I don't think everyone who works for the British museum is an archaeologist. Seems an excessive requirement for a tour guide 🤔

The first plot twist was brilliant. I was still surprised by the ending. Bravo!

Forget the "I see dead people" director...ABK is the true King of Twists now

Now someone make an edited clip where the speed of the video slows down every time someone says "Not so fast!" It'll be the length of a feature-length film or possibly a whole tv-series

I think I'll be taking that sandwich.

@sisuguillam5109

2 жыл бұрын

Not so fast!

Somehow the best one yet, and that’s saying something. The ending really got me in the classical archaeologist heart.

The British Museum is and has always been the real villain.

This is a great skit done by the one and only Vincent Van Gogh.

Museum: "Not so fast, I'll be taking that!" Government: "No so fast, I'll be returning it to the native population!" Sun God: "Not so fast..."

HO HO HO TRAVELLERS THANKS FOR GETTING THE STAFF OF MAGNUS FOR ME I'LL BE TAKI-

This was amazing, but also…the ending just…wow. Yep, this is why I follow you. You make really funny parodies and comedy sketches, and always put a twist on them at the end…

It’s always nice seeing everyone being so wonderful to one another and handing over both the idol and the gun every time. True and honorable gentlemen the British are.

That baguette does look delicious.

I didn't expect that ending. First real laugh I've had in a while

Not many people know, but this is how Hapgood Threadneedle got the Compass of Belial!

I won't lie, you caught me completely by surprise. What a twist! And a great one, at that.

The British museum joke at the end is just perfect. They are the ultimate crooks after all.

Lmao oh that twist at the end. 🤣

I am honestly cracking up at the ending. This is brilliant, as always.

The ending was the most accurate to reality by far

The BlackThorn voice was spot-on, and the costume he put on to play the museum was astounding. You could barely tell it was him under there.

"Blimey! It's a British museum with a gun!" 😆

One talented ginger and 91 seconds = better Indy movie than Crystal Skull.

I knew the Museum would have its say!

I love your abilities to pull off accents lol, adds so much life to your sketches

Very clever twist, it's always the British Museum with a gun in the end!

I was actually expecting the local guide to "not so fast" him at the end, revealing himself as the true villain all along. Especially since he was holding a baguette, and baguettes are French.

That was the perfect ending! Was hoping there'd be some sort of "it belongs in a museum" joke 🤣

I heard the sound of unexpected twists, but that Museum twist I didn't hear coming! I tip my hat to you, Professor ABK!

Oh what fun, now James Acaster's explination of the British Museum runs through my head for the rest of the day, thanks.

That twist at the end... as an anthropologist I can vouch for its historical accuracy. But to be honest I also expected a Nazi-party to not-so-fast blackthorn.

As a French guy, I have to congratulate you on your French accent and on the pronunciation of that "magnifique". You nailed it.

Ah, yes: The great Nutso Fast, gunslinging archaeolothief of the British Museum. His name has become proverbial 🛐

Very good. Another one to watch over and over and still laugh at on the twentieth viewing. We're having a severed head poetry contest over on loremen by the way.😊

Everything is good here, but Professor MacGuffin and Museum with a gun are what made me laugh the most, thank you

The trope I _can_ get enough of is when character A is explaining to character B why they believe character C is guilty of something. It almost always follows this pattern: A: "I think C is the one behind this." B: "That's ridiculous! How could you even think that?" A: "He barely ate anything yesterday." B: "What does that prove? If you're trying to convince me that C is doing this, it's gonna take more than--" A: "That's not all. I was outside his room last night and I heard someone snoring." B: "Lots of people snore. If you're trying to convince me that C is doing this, it's gonna take more than--" A: "He was doing laundry this morning." B: "It's his turn on the chore wheel! If you're trying to convince me that C is doing this, it's gonna take more than--" A: "Also I saw him doing the thing and I have a well-lit 4K video of him doing the thing." B: "We have to stop him!" Character A always sorts the evidence by convincingness, in ascending order. Dude, use descending!

Not so fast... I'll be watching this video.

British Museum (with a gun): "That belongs in a museum!" Villagers: "k.."

I can really relate to everyone being distracted away from the ancient artifact by the sandwich.

But what if you had... FIVE HATS??!!

Through trial and error, the protagonist can eventually find the correct slowed down speed to go through the quest without ever being caught rendering him perfectly invisible

"P-professor McGuffin... is... is that a Chekhov's gun?!"

That ending sent me to hysterical chuckles. Brilliant, simply... *Revolver cocking sound* - I'll be taking that brilliant!

Brilliant as usual... and the ending.. absolutely spot on.

"Blimey! It's the British Museum wiv a gun!" - best twist ever😀

The last one was the simplest, cheapest, and best. Well-executed.

Ah yes, the greatest foe of all, the British Empire

I think the ending to this video had to be one of, if not the, hardest times I’ve ever laughed in my entire life. Honest.

It always winds up being the British Museum with a gun that you never expected....

"not so fast its the british museam with a gun" so spot on and so funny! lmao

Not so fast dear subscribers.. I'll be pressing the like button!

We have the hats; we have the technology. We can repeat it: better, faster, more silly than before.

@beeble2003

2 жыл бұрын

Better and sillier is fine, but not so fast!

@kevinschultz6091

2 жыл бұрын

@@beeble2003 ....OK, I completely missed that, honestly.

That... was the greatest ending to a video I've ever seen.

One man with 4 hats can be quite a powerful tool

The British Museum is actually a Gigantic Mecha made of stone but it transformed back into museum mode with a gun because frankly that's way more intimidating.

@janosbalintjandzso5339

2 жыл бұрын

The Brittish Museum is secretly The Library. Why else would they hoard magical artifacts?

I love historically accurate re-enactments.

The British Museum with a gun is the final boss to every archeologist who wants to return something historical to their country of origin

I love how everyone suddenly turns Scandinavian and gets a call.

Piffle. Everyone knows that the British Museum uses an Enfield No 2 Revolver.

Finally! trailer for the new Indiana Jones is upon us! Harrison Ford looks quite different. Guess they de-aged him or smth...

Not so fast... one minute 30 seconds is too short! Well done and thank you for the laughs!

The plot twist nobody expected!

You're a genius! The scene was awesome, but the ending is pure genius! :)

I watched this video at 0.75 speed.

Ending is 10/10!

i like that the end (love your editing) is like a flower blooming in your head, took me a moment.