“Canabalistic intentions, thy art is addiction like poetry is a diction” that part slapped

@amandahugnkiss

2 жыл бұрын

Relatable

@rarrir8676

2 жыл бұрын

Lol I was on that part as I was reading your comment😅

@Terra654

2 жыл бұрын

That's a sick song lyric.

@LiciaYoung

2 жыл бұрын

Loooove when he gets all wordy on the toilet 🤣 that’s where I’m inspired too

@monstermoth1212

2 жыл бұрын

Kinda like listening to the baytoven remix with some friends

"it looks like a felony, but it's gonna taste like a reduced sentence" greatest line ever. Love it.

@noblephxntom8491

2 жыл бұрын

Me

@leodruck2988

Жыл бұрын

same but its best line ever greatest is not a word

@nuradnin

Жыл бұрын

@@leodruck2988 greatest is a word

@salamilid1295

Жыл бұрын

@@leodruck2988 bro💀💀💀💀

@razztastic

5 ай бұрын

​​@@leodruck2988yes it is smart man

"Looks like a felony, tastes like a reduced life sentence." I'm so proud of you.

"we will just leave that for the cleaner". Sounds like a John Wick service.

Remember kids, In an alternative universe Brandon is a pro Gamer.

@Anniston33

2 жыл бұрын

And a scientist

@fungino.1451

2 жыл бұрын

@@Anniston33 possibly a woman

@viv8803

2 жыл бұрын

He is a god in a other one

@auroraweasley7137

2 жыл бұрын

He is also already in prison in another one

@overtime_prod9352

2 жыл бұрын

Yessir

"I'm gonna drink it." He said like it's the most logical thing to do.

@juliedesola8672

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@aaronbohannon4293

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

@PurpleFurr_

2 жыл бұрын

That's Brandon for ya XD

@Catrules626

2 жыл бұрын

Wait... You don't drink your weener juice? Oh.... 😳

@jerremecamper2771

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I agree don’t drink your wiener juice

Pov: brandons blinds for the kitchen are open and his neighbor is walking by and just sees him throwing hot dogs everywhere

@alyssacline4626

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr his neighbors must be weirded out and scared

@Sweetie.21

2 жыл бұрын

That probably wouldn't be the worst thing they've ever seen, or will see.

@joywiser5694

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sweetie.21 probably not lol

@NopeihaveNoName

2 жыл бұрын

@💋 Sweety Hotgirl • Vlogs Nice copy and paste.

I remember first watching his videos, thinking he was an absolute lunatic. And now that I’ve watched him more, he’s so wholesome and funny

In the words of my boyfriend and I quote, "he reminds me of Elliot from open season, in human form". Congrats, Brandon. You're a deer. :D

@WandaMaximoff1998

2 жыл бұрын

That actually makes sense, what-?

@sweetsongtalks

2 жыл бұрын

Oh god that works too well

@mackenzie5308

2 жыл бұрын

OMG I love that deer 🤣🤣🤣

@phoenix_yippee

2 жыл бұрын

I can definitely see it

@niccollew351

2 жыл бұрын

Now that you say that I totally see it 😂😂😂

as someone who has worked in a prison.... can confirm this is exactly how they do it. good job Brandon.

@freestylebog5875

2 жыл бұрын

including the diverging timelines?

@frabrizio5121

2 жыл бұрын

I mean sometimes they find their own world to be in and they just kinda... space for about 3 hours. So possibly?

@indolent_canadian1759

2 жыл бұрын

Are you a guard chef janitor

@steph438

2 жыл бұрын

Where I work they can just get ramen

“There’s no internet in here ….I’ll just steal the neighbours” had me dead 😂😂 Edit : omg thank oh for 312 like

@ericamarie4333

2 жыл бұрын

Same I love that scene

@flashmonkey0896

2 жыл бұрын

356*

@harrietsmith8863

2 жыл бұрын

@@flashmonkey0896 damn

@yesdfgsdfgsd2682

2 жыл бұрын

@@flashmonkey0896 365*

@justgames21xd32

2 жыл бұрын

@@yesdfgsdfgsd2682 372

I love how every time his apartment looks so clean before he starts the destruction

“I’m getting letters from the IRS but I plan on avoiding them”😂😂😂

@amidrang7112

2 жыл бұрын

Dude that’s horrible I am not fine

@dumb_guts

2 жыл бұрын

@A Midrang ???

@contentfromannaa

2 жыл бұрын

2nd like

@owngamesgamer4030

2 жыл бұрын

idc who the irs sends i am not paying taxes

@Norsiondivide

2 жыл бұрын

Thats not what he said🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

only Brandon would have cheese water, poetry in the toilet, a science lesson, wonder whether they have bowls in prison, beating up ramen, and a epic electric guitar solo in the time span of 9 minuets of making 'prison ramen'

@itzwrath4288

2 жыл бұрын

Lol only 2 comments

@ameliabeveridge4037

2 жыл бұрын

And fight us

@jodycasey4541

2 жыл бұрын

This man is all that and more!!!

@phantomfox9556

2 жыл бұрын

And a amazing karate kick to close the microwave

@obliviousfool5996

2 жыл бұрын

He also time traveled later on, so that’s something

"And I have one leg..and that sucks." Beautiful spoken word. Lol

6:08 The last thing I expected you to do was play Last Resort by Papa Roach

Holy shit when he busted out that guitar and started playing Papa Roach it took me all I could to not scream the lyrics

@exquisitely_boring7577

2 жыл бұрын

Damn bro, i really was the same way ngl.

@sarachasauce9445

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao frrrrr

@todesstrafe

2 жыл бұрын

Same I was trying not to scream at the top of my lungs

@finleys4031

2 жыл бұрын

SAME DUDE

“These worms are to fast and they tease me.” -Brandon Farris 2021

@ulilliareinhart3659

2 жыл бұрын

The gasp after he said that 😂😂😂

@fireruby1882

2 жыл бұрын

Too

@xoxo-ace

2 жыл бұрын

@@fireruby1882 thank you for correcting me but I’m not gonna fix it

Brandon is the definition of never let them know your next move

I just love that Brandon acts like a child at 8:28 😂💖 it's so perfect

6:11-6:15 Can we just appreciate that sick guitar riff, man can he play. Not only can Brandon sing and play the piano, but he also plays the guitar.

@GinsengHoney_

2 жыл бұрын

I was searching for this exact comment. He can also play guitar!!!??? I’m beyond amazed!

@jenniferm.4412

2 жыл бұрын

One of his first youtube videos is of him playing guitar live.

@brigidmiller3597

2 жыл бұрын

My jaw dropped when he started playing man. That song hits different.

@blankblank7520

2 жыл бұрын

The song is last resort by papa roach

@diuki150

2 жыл бұрын

I want a cover from him now!

Brandon trying to knock us out with a cheeto bag is the funniest thing all day

@rednationstation7205

2 жыл бұрын

Me: what are you doing with that cheeto bag- Brandon: *trying to knock us out with a cheeto bag*

@cd3397

2 жыл бұрын

Haha Haha🤣🤣

"I'm just a couple a guy havin fun." Bringin it back I see😎

6:04 My favorite part lmao

Google: "Cut to meat into small pieces as a last resort" Brandon: *starts playing Papa Roach*

@togahimiko8156

2 жыл бұрын

What part was it I can't find it for sum reason TnT

@C..--

2 жыл бұрын

@@togahimiko8156 6:03

@togahimiko8156

2 жыл бұрын

@@C..-- oh thank you

@amelliamullis1784

2 жыл бұрын

i love that song so much

@Darlingissuchslay

2 жыл бұрын

We all thought it-

He would be the best teacher. We learn while we go over our mistakes

Brandon is so powerful that his burps can break the space time continuum 7:17

Brandon never fails to make me laugh. The poetry on the toilet made me just cry laughing

Tubbo: Americans drink the hotdog water! Ranboo: spends hours convincing him that they actually don’t Brandon: .... drink hotdog AND cheese water

@Timmy.ramirez_

2 жыл бұрын

i enjoy your comment

@minisunsine5922

2 жыл бұрын

@@Timmy.ramirez_ I enjoy your enjoyment of my comment

@Timmy.ramirez_

2 жыл бұрын

@@minisunsine5922 i enjoy that you enjoyed the enjoyment of my comment

@ohpoorjuno0666

2 жыл бұрын

I love ur comment 🥺

@Ash_Carnelian

2 жыл бұрын

That's exactly what I was thinking about when Brandon started drinking it! 😅

Can we talk about how good he was with that guitar

@tavprisun

2 жыл бұрын

I mean he is a musician in the first place...

@chrissmith6862

2 жыл бұрын

Yes be has some amazing guitar videos

@chrissmith6862

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/lYWayrmLacXHmKQ.html. Heres one of them

@victorthomas6957

2 жыл бұрын

@@chrissmith6862 God dang

@chrissmith6862

2 жыл бұрын

@@victorthomas6957 i know right!!!

Can we just appreciate Brandon's guitar skills for a second?

@LiciaYoung

2 жыл бұрын

take all the seconds you want!

@Sam-oj9qb

2 жыл бұрын

@@LiciaYoung yesss

3:45 when you have no internet to play games

"have I been to jail? not yet, growth mindset" sent me. Also one day Brandon will learn that evaporated milk is indeed a thing, and it comes in a can

@toxxicx

2 жыл бұрын

he had me questioning if i made it up

@skamp_

2 жыл бұрын

These dang Canadians and their canned milk!

@shanar7404

2 жыл бұрын

Finally a comment about evaporated milk being real and in a can lol!! Thanks!

@BraveRiderCopycat

2 жыл бұрын

Ive had evaporated milk its rlly nice

The science lesson, poetry, and the fraternity initiation this was all over the place and I loved it

You make my days so much easier to get through. I haven't laughed this much in weeks; thank you SO much.

I love the amount of just flat out effort and time you put into your videos and I want you to know that you are appreciated for it

"Cut sausage into pieces as a last resort " *Brandon breaks out guitar* Me: how did I know he would play papa roach XD

Yes please let's not do a prison pocket video. I can only imagine what twisted rabbit hole google translate would venture down to sort that one out. The longer this video went on, the more ludicrous it became and the harder I laughed.

@Tuesday36

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@LiteracyLovesYou

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@contentfromannaa

2 жыл бұрын

100th like.

@Tuesday36

2 жыл бұрын

@@contentfromannaa cool I was the 2nd

@contentfromannaa

2 жыл бұрын

I didn’t ask you

6:18 legit made me flinch

Binge watching your videos!! I absolutely love your sense of humor and your videos make me cry with laughter!! Keep them coming please!! A big hello and thank you for the hilarious content from Maine!

Can we all just sit back and appreciate everything this man does in his videos. Whether it be glitter/sand everywhere, rapping with a turkey in an aluminum tux, or even making messes in his kitchen (how he hasn't gotten evicted yet idk) But we love and thank you for every ounce of effort you put in your videos. You make me smile and laugh when I don't feel like it. THANK YOU!!💜💜💜

I guess Brandon got tired of Starbucks and their stinky milk cause that's a different drink

@MiA-qx3cj

2 жыл бұрын

That’s a grande mango dragon fruit refresher o.o

@acupofyeast7839

2 жыл бұрын

@@MiA-qx3cj Geez

@jokerjamie8701

2 жыл бұрын

@@MiA-qx3cj I'm not sure whether or not I should be impressed that you knew that

@MiA-qx3cj

2 жыл бұрын

@@jokerjamie8701 I know my Starbucks drinks 😌

@hectorrojas431

2 жыл бұрын

@@MiA-qx3cj those things are good

Can we talk about how GOOD he is at the guitar???

@LiciaYoung

2 жыл бұрын

so good! Like that? Did I do it?

I just wanna say I think your family is amazing! Autumn is so sweet! Your doing wonderful and I hope you never stop making videos!

Makes sense why there’s only a budget for cleaning

“Have I ever been too prison no NOt yET grOwTH MiNd SEt”

I was given a breathing meditation ad- middle of this video- I’m crying 😂

When he started playing “last resort” on guitar!! Love it! I always forget he had a music channel on KZread where he just plays guitar before doing this channel

Let us all appreciate him playing last resort and singing it

@MewoMewoo.Mp3

2 жыл бұрын

I appreciate that

“Dont be to careful with the pasta” Brandon: *explodes it* Me: 😭👌

How you have the time is so amazing! The things you do for us is extraordinary. I've never laughed harder in my life! Love you Brandon! Keep up the amazing work

3:31 I mean, yeah, the closet's my mainland, so go off I guess.

@normalcat

2 жыл бұрын

are you gay or depressed

@treedeerthethingy4812

2 жыл бұрын

@@normalcat yes.

@normalcat

2 жыл бұрын

@@treedeerthethingy4812 gay or depression

"don't be too careful with the pasta" Brandon: explodes it :edit: thanks for all the likes I can't believe Brandon liked it I literally screamed I was so happy!!!!!

@Viowcro.

2 жыл бұрын

P A S T A

@josephmurphy417

2 жыл бұрын

Oof editing it makes the heart disappear

@glompasol9765

2 жыл бұрын

Haha the heart disapeared because of the stupid edit lol

@skeetsmcgrew3282

2 жыл бұрын

Lol thats what you get for having a name like a sci-fi character

@aslynndunn7120

2 жыл бұрын

@@skeetsmcgrew3282 thats my real name lol

“save these.. these are good!” *puts packet into invisible pocket then smacks my with puffs* “you’re still here?”

Dude you make life a better place thank you for always making me laugh even when I'm dead tired 😂 I love your videos

I love that poetry moment. Didn't expect it but I should have 🤣 definitely wasn't expecting that you could play guitar. Awesome!

“Boil the evaporator milk” *silence* “So do we just boil air”

Bro Brandon is a mood. "Thats depressing. Can I just shove myself in a closet?" Every introverts thoughts

@klanceklancerevolution3339

2 жыл бұрын

"Can i just shove myself in the closet?" Menatly, me every day Also, you can see this both ways, and both are correct for me

Closet confessions/poetry 🤔🤣🤣 LOVE all the content!!!!!

I’m sobbing me eyes out and your videos really make me feel better 💗

Brandon’s videos are like those weird dreams that make you say “What the frick was that?!?!?” when you wake up… except you don’t get to wake up. 😬😅

@BraveRiderCopycat

2 жыл бұрын

True

@hannahmilby4870

2 жыл бұрын

So… you die?

@MiMiTheMemer

2 жыл бұрын

@@hannahmilby4870 Lol, no. 😅😂

@hannahmilby4870

2 жыл бұрын

@@MiMiTheMemer I mean you said you don’t get to wake up lol

@winterrix2845

Жыл бұрын

I feel like it’s more that you don’t have to wake up and can instead bask in the chaos for as long as you like 🙂

Remember, Brandon was doing google translate LONG before Tasty did 😬and Brandon is actually funny too so…

You crack me up every time thanks dude!

LOL so this is how important you are to me. It’s 9:30 AM Friday morning and I’m driving about, I got coffee, I turn on my radio. A song comes on and it’s a hard rock song heavy-metal it’s the Deftones but while the song is playing I do a flashback. So in my flashback I hear you plug in your guitar and start to play papa roach last resort but just the memory of you from watching your video yesterday fills my mind and I start laughing to myself in my car. You are part of my world now, you are part of the landscape, you make this world a better place, And I’m so so happy that I came across you. I find it wonderful that I can carry your comedy with me and that you will pop up during my day and put a smile on my face so thank you. I just wanted to say thank you

"Evaporated milk is just a fancy way of saying air." Less than 1 minute in, already beating Google Translate at its own game. That's talent.

@Kuro_Reaper

2 жыл бұрын

Evaporated milk is actually a real food/drink...It is more like a thick cream and is super sweet. My nan uses it in her coffee.

@GreyWithAnE42

2 жыл бұрын

The fact that I read this at the exact same time he said it lmao

@nothuman3931

2 жыл бұрын

@@GreyWithAnE42 ok grey with AN e

@Life-vu5te

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kuro_Reaper yeah. It's like between condensed milk and milk.

Not even kidding sparkling water taste like TV static….💃🏻

@exquisitely_boring7577

2 жыл бұрын

You Know, I've Never Heard Something So True In My Life.

@timothylee5579

2 жыл бұрын

Its an acquired taste

@blessedx3338

2 жыл бұрын

Wellll I’ll be darned! This is completely what I’ve been trying to relay to people over the years when offered sparking water! Bravo on that description 👏 😂

@pineapplepuppy150

2 жыл бұрын

Also it kinda feels like when ur hand falls asleep…….💃🏻💃🏻

@natlewis6386

2 жыл бұрын

Sparkling mineral water is like TV static when you turn the TV on at forgotten high volume

I am super sick so watching your videos always make me laugh!

I been watching you for a while when you had like 500k, man you still funny AF💀🤣

"I could go for some chicken" Me eating chicken nuggies: *offers a chicken nugget* you want one?

“Lotion in a bag. Boy does that bring me back.” - Brandon Farris 2021

Oh my word you are the funniest person on KZread I swear. You are awesome👍

I’ve been watching your vids for months now and I finally got a yt channel to sub to you!

He used the word 'phone' while describing Google translate!! It's a miracle

@Dermatillomaniac

2 жыл бұрын

Prison changes a man 😜

Was anyone else disappointed that there was not fire and still expected it because it’s some thing that Brandon would do.

@S-R.G

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@nastydawg6r

2 жыл бұрын

That’s why I am here

@JenniMeer

2 жыл бұрын

@@nastydawg6r same!! 🙁

I wasn’t expecting you to break out the guitar for last resort. But I’m so glad you did 🤘🏽

@codyeades8315

2 жыл бұрын

@Nylah Corinne you’re exactly right, this is the only place you get quality content like this. But I am puzzled as to the link you posted, 7 spaces above the message. Lol

3:50 Genuinely good poem for being a joke-

Are we just going to ignore how good he is on guitar

You did all that research to explain boiling air but didn’t realize evaporated milk is a thing 😂😂😂

@andrewlopez3514

2 жыл бұрын

r/woooosh

@Tuesday36

2 жыл бұрын

R/wooooooooooooooooosh

Thank you Brandon you cheer me up because my grandma died recently any other thing I have left of her the blanket she made for us when we were sick thank you for cheering me up I will buy some merch

To be honest I literally love your videos and I think you are going to be a uhm great cook one day … I think hehehe love ya a lot 😎

My daughter wants to know if you can make a Google translate on how to make enchiladas? We loved your video and you are really great at playing guitar!!!!

Didn’t expect a science lesson

Not even close to what tasty does man! Your version is 100 TIMES better!! You are absolutely hilarious!!

At 4:23 that pitcher was is better quality than him and I was laughing my head off 😂😂😂😂😂😂

His poetry is unironically good

"Did you grow....this way?" Why yes brandon i have and im very self conscious out it 😂😭😂😭

I love your videos and your awsome your great at your job and I believe your better then allot of youtubers

6:10 I’m very impressed, I had no idea you played! Sounds amazing

“Have I ever been to jail, not yet. Growth mind set”

“There no wifi in here……. I’ll just steal the neighbors” the best line from the entire video 😂

I love your videos I laughed so much my tooth fell out ( it was wiggling already )

Please someone get this but 1:06 Brandon sound like tick tock the “side kick villain” from spy kids all the time in the world 😂😂

@MikelaLawson-pu7ls

6 ай бұрын

Omg he doesss 😂

Brandon you should make a cover of a song on an electric guitar ⚡

@exquisitely_boring7577

2 жыл бұрын

That Would Be Such A Good Idea For Brandon To Do!

@arrowoah

2 жыл бұрын

IKR!!

@AwesomeCat2012

2 жыл бұрын

Search KZread. There are multiple older videos of him killing it on the guitar. His skills are amazing!

@exquisitely_boring7577

2 жыл бұрын

@@AwesomeCat2012 Oh thanks for telling me that.

*casually throws pack of hotdogs on the running stove* "Are we grillin'??"

I'm now watching this in July and the little ferrets made me laugh so much, and yet again so did Brandon 😸

If Brandon got arrested I can imagine him saying"I'm calling corpret"😭😭😭

@destinywinters1361

2 жыл бұрын

Same 😭

@danamarriott7809

2 жыл бұрын

Do you mean "Corporate"...?

@miraclecushionberry3573

2 жыл бұрын

@@danamarriott7809 yea thx for correcting me😊

“Do you mind if I shove myself in a closet and call it a day?” - Brandon Farris 2021 😂 He’s hilarious!

I love how he dedicated almost an entire Minute to teach us ✨something✨ about science

I love you so much you made me happy when I thought I couldn't thanks you

when i saw “cut into pieces” and “last resort” in the same sentence, i was hoping you did exactly what you did