Google Translate Explains How to Vote (do not do this)
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@maddiedraws146
3 жыл бұрын
:0000 i wish i could come but unfortunately i’m broke :(
@maximuscraig8222
3 жыл бұрын
It’s voting season 😂
@valentineuwu3058
3 жыл бұрын
Hii
@neoagent3
3 жыл бұрын
damn i would go :(
@maddiedraws146
3 жыл бұрын
@lugga 34 hi
Google translate is like a child who hears words and thinks she knows what they mean, and gets to talk like an adult
@dot2336
3 жыл бұрын
Google Translate is my Little Cousin and Little Sibling
@olihelil
3 жыл бұрын
I always thought Google Translate was the same person as Miranda until a few videos ago
@gilbertafidemenyo6281
3 жыл бұрын
but im a kid
@linkfreeman1998
3 жыл бұрын
no damn.
@WinxAliNelCielo
Ай бұрын
@@olihelilwho is Miranda
“everything is perfect!”..... this is 2020, try again google translate
@rosesalad2797
3 жыл бұрын
Google Translate is just trying hard to cope like the rest of us lmao
@sunsetstyrofoam2819
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@arealisticbeautystandard8920
3 жыл бұрын
think Google Translate is in denial
@ahouckable
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@feiradragon7915
3 жыл бұрын
@@arealisticbeautystandard8920 Google Translate is either in denial or it's possessed by XANA. I can't tell either way.
"fear the paper. Jail the paper" -google translate september 18, 2020
@itsmikoton
2 жыл бұрын
It sounds like a UK PSA
@hwgoblin
2 жыл бұрын
*Be aware
@washno.8251
2 жыл бұрын
@@hwgoblin Beware of*
@louloudaki_
Жыл бұрын
anything but the paper
@alexandersean4708
Жыл бұрын
NOT THE PAPER! OH NO THE PAPER'S FREE!
Google translate: "Voting is now a disease competition." Me: *Spits coke all over phone but still continues to laugh.*
@alitherebelinstigator.7106
Жыл бұрын
This line had me ROLLING!!!
@kittygoesbark9617
3 ай бұрын
It’s pretty accurate lmao
"If you choose COVID, please explore the country" This is how it began, ladies and gentlemen
@Jessica_Szoke
3 жыл бұрын
Lol, so true! 😂😂😂😂😂
@eeshanmarathe3369
3 жыл бұрын
Top 10 Times GT Actually Knew What Was Happening
@brianb8060
3 жыл бұрын
They need to watch the "country roads" video.
@OfficialAnnikaS.B
3 жыл бұрын
Oh noooo lol
"If you choose Covid, please explore the country" That's literally the exact opposite of what you should be advising, Google. Go home, you're drunk.
@danielbishop1863
3 жыл бұрын
Unless it's part of a scheme to influence the election by making people in the other party's neighborhoods too sick to go vote.
@beyourselfbutbetter6476
3 жыл бұрын
According to me it is right. If we choose covid and wanna have it, then exploring the country traveling here and there talking with different ppl will give us it. Love you malinda 5000
@bessieburnet9816
3 жыл бұрын
Her time tipsy
@catlover2223
6 ай бұрын
Well, if we’ve seen anything in previous videos, Google Translate loves wine.
“He had a bone in October.... dragon” I like how calm google translate is
@ChouhouinNeko
Жыл бұрын
I'd vote for a dragon
"Hello everyone" "Everything is perfect" The Good Place
@LachlanJ2010
2 жыл бұрын
i love that show your so right
I like how she treats the google version as if she’s babysitting a really drunk friend who’s just speaking nonsense.
@Fluffio347
3 жыл бұрын
Omg yeah 😂
@DemetriLoizou
3 жыл бұрын
Very true!
@koolkitty108
3 жыл бұрын
Remember that part of the video where google mentioned something about being tipsy? So you’re right
@Xianthus
3 жыл бұрын
Very accurate! Also, @@Fluffio347 ... yOUR PROFILE PICTURE- MY PROFILE PICTURE- YES- SOLANGELO-
@SR-fq2jz
3 жыл бұрын
For real XD
"If you choose covid please explore the country" Well that explain a lot
@alexkairamon3844
3 жыл бұрын
I feel like nobody is adressing that so thank you😂😂
@perempuanbukanobjek4005
3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a perfect sarcasm for me to use for my ignorant friend 😂
@babiegacha779
3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@Tofublob
3 жыл бұрын
Yea lets spread covid
@checkmate3698
2 жыл бұрын
@@Tofublob YEAH!!! *begins to cough on other people's faces*
4:52 Google Translate Malinda - "It comes naturally to vote on November 3rd, the official day of weeding. Malinda - "Actually, yeah!!" Google Translate - "Right?!" The first time Malinda has agreed with Google Translate
@BigRockyGaming
Жыл бұрын
Fun fact The official day of weeding is in April. Look it up.
@KnightOfRagingExistence
7 ай бұрын
@@BigRockyGaming . How come you guys don't let us have around happy moments we are just little things here in Las Vegas is just saying oh my God you're you're just dating thoughts and it's absolutely terrifying because we can't believe that we are going to English translation and totally do not believe this is weird to Chicago listen to me I am a citizen of African girl we can't just
@BigRockyGaming
7 ай бұрын
@@KnightOfRagingExistence A) huh? B) I actually thought that was a fun fact
@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072
5 ай бұрын
@@BigRockyGamingit was probably something google translated?
@BigRockyGaming
5 ай бұрын
@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 A) I actually managed to forget about this. B) yeah looking at it now it prolly is.
Idk why, but the *Tudja Meg* provides information on *Font Menile* in *Zeroth, AJocket* on *Telefivasocate, AZKet ALC uhenlavjavskenvika.* Part just cracks me up every time-
@helenaoleary6700
Ай бұрын
*you do not know.*
@Willpower-74205
17 күн бұрын
6:20 Blue-shirt Malinda's horrified reaction is what got me! 🤣
"Voting is now a disease competition" This is somehow a mood.
@bluethunderandfrankchallen3825
3 жыл бұрын
Its the mood of 2020
@stells8518
3 жыл бұрын
@BlueThunder and Frank Challenges and parody’s yes
@ciaran4868
3 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@20melonsinatrenchcoat
3 жыл бұрын
420th like
@games_on_phone89
3 жыл бұрын
politics have always been a disease competition so yeah
Translator Fails is funny in three ways: 1) When it makes no sense 2) When it makes TOO MUCH sense 3) Just by existing
@SweetflyRachel
3 жыл бұрын
You got it spot-on
@koolkitty108
3 жыл бұрын
4). When you get those random, really depressing lines either about Google’s loneliness, sadness, or death
@koolkitty108
3 жыл бұрын
^ or the other times when I’ve tried it, and it turns into some secret war plan or demonic entities visiting
“All you know... is that you are in a situation... it will last a long time.” COVID quarantine in a nutshell
6:23 I LAUGHED SO HARD IN THIS PART
@itz_cloudzyskye
2 жыл бұрын
Lol, yeah. Me2.
@BuilderB08
2 жыл бұрын
Google translate forgot how to translate
@henrystickmin9203
Жыл бұрын
@@BuilderB08 google
@marydion7872
Жыл бұрын
"you do not know" nope. I absolutely do not know
"The second choice is the first choice" "No?" It's official. Google translate is bad at math.
@chadfalardeau3259
3 жыл бұрын
It just means you have no real choice
@ameliaorich5947
3 жыл бұрын
Google Translate is a horseshoe centrist.
@mysteriouscolours1532
3 жыл бұрын
It's spelt maths
@lupfarkas3811
3 жыл бұрын
The plan B is the original plan A. We already know.
@meganb.2249
3 жыл бұрын
Second choice is the first choice. Me: how I feel when voting on initiatives and referendums
"If you choose COVID, please explore the country." Why is this so true...
@keyelee4339
3 жыл бұрын
Google has never been right before
@quillmaurer6563
3 жыл бұрын
Sturgis motorcycle rally attendees?
@linklink3008
3 жыл бұрын
@@keyelee4339 Surprisingly, it has been right a good number of times. Its just more often wrong.
@KKUNIQUE.
3 жыл бұрын
What I think it means: “IF YOU GET COVID PLEASE SPREAD THE VIRUS”
@linklink3008
3 жыл бұрын
@@KKUNIQUE. Im pretty sure youre right
"The best way to do this is with a real dark spider as a spy" "I HAVE A TICKET" Google is revealing their secrets... And she have a ticket
"The second choice is the first choice" -Google Translate 2020
“An unusual general election in 2020” Well she’s not wrong... Edit: thx for all the likes
@epicgaming7813
3 жыл бұрын
Squeaky&Skittles this comment now has the same number of likes as the one above it
@stealingyoureverything7947
3 жыл бұрын
This is unrelated but can you put A in brackets like this: [A] on this video link? kzread.info/dash/bejne/goaFso-OgNyck7Q.html that would be greatly appreciated!
@ghostlycoast
3 жыл бұрын
@Shayan Sahil no 💛
@id-f86
3 жыл бұрын
@@stealingyoureverything7947 sure?
@stealingyoureverything7947
3 жыл бұрын
Latte • Cat yes
Google translate is just being brutally honest.
@marshroverv5632
3 жыл бұрын
ahh yes the brutally honest "everything is perfect"
@thevisitor4282
3 жыл бұрын
@@marshroverv5632 ...ly dying Yw
@watrfall3642
3 жыл бұрын
I almost died when I saw this video, I literally choked on sour patch kids
“All you know is that you are in a situation, it will last a long time” Me: never heard truer words 👁👄👁
5:07 I don’t understand why that’s translated in a flirty way, but I can’t stop laughing. 😂
"He already had a bone in October." "Consider two ways to pray in bed." No Google Translate. I'm not attracted to you
3 жыл бұрын
How to fail your entrance to No Nut November
@shotaslvvr9741
3 жыл бұрын
BAHAHAHA
@ionozqne
3 жыл бұрын
HSHDHS PLEASE
@chimimitsuki1884
3 жыл бұрын
XD LOL
@Yonglixslove
3 жыл бұрын
@ no simp November :>
“40 countries have 600 voting rights NOT FOR LONG” *smiles intensely*
@camacaron06
3 жыл бұрын
Google translate is confirmed to support dictatorships and the overthrow of democracies O_O
@MSprojectGacha
3 жыл бұрын
O-o
@fatgriffin9907
3 жыл бұрын
That part was the only part that got me crying laughing
@PeppermintSpikes
3 жыл бұрын
Now 41 countries have 600 voting rights.
@stevenwilliams3038
3 жыл бұрын
I live in Australia and we only have 599 voting rights, 1 more voting right and then 41 countries have 600 voting rights. Zimbabwe is close behind us
Me who’s under 18 and Canadian watching how to vote in the US election in January: *interesting*
@mazzy_ivy
Жыл бұрын
Same! Except its march 2023
@eeng17
Жыл бұрын
@@mazzy_ivyhi same but in us
@LesbianImpact
Жыл бұрын
I’m in India, watching in April 2023
@LotusAndGlitch
Жыл бұрын
I'm indo and watching in may 2023.
@kaotixru
12 сағат бұрын
Me who is a 14 year old russian watching it in 2024:
1:24 This is actually a good back-and-forth conversation between Malinda and Translate; Translate basically finishes Malinda's sentence.
One Google Translate: "Everything is perfect!" The other Google Translate: "Voting is a disease competition." The third Google Translate: "Use a DARK spider as a SPY!!!" The fourth Google Translate: "Find two was to pray in bed." 😏😏😏
@diegosalinas9278
3 жыл бұрын
500th like ahhh feels good
@old_acc69
3 жыл бұрын
No the dark spider can before the voting is a disease one
@David_Thompson
3 жыл бұрын
Yes I can relate to "Voting is a disease competition"!
@stealingyoureverything7947
3 жыл бұрын
This is unrelated but can you put A in brackets like this: [A] on this video link? kzread.info/dash/bejne/goaFso-OgNyck7Q.html that would be greatly appreciated!
@andrewvelonis5940
3 жыл бұрын
Were you trying to make a point? Express an idea? Or just show us that you can type quotes from the video?
In which Google Translate has two modes: 1. Overwhelming election-related existential dread 2. Choosing to focus on sex, dragons, spiders who are also spies, religious concepts taken out of context, and alcoholism ... which sounds like a summary of Game of Thrones, honestly.
@Ingemaja
3 жыл бұрын
At least GT wasn’t hungry this time (I think) 😅
@ILovePanta123
3 жыл бұрын
Lol, Did you watch the game if throans summary through Google translate video? It was really funny
@sanderfrost5382
3 жыл бұрын
Still waiting for Dany to take over Westeros with three chickens.
@johnruschmeyer5769
3 жыл бұрын
Frack! Now I'm stuck with this mental image of Trump riding a dragon and looking like he does when he gets to sit in the cab of an 18-wheeler.
@BeeWhistler
3 жыл бұрын
Google drinks, and it knows things.
Toddlers: “you see the bag” Mom doing work: Nice sweetie Toddlers: “Y-you see the bag” Mom: “Yes I see the bag!”
“He already had a bone in October. Dragon.” -Google Translate
“All you know is that you are in a situation. It will last a long time.” I mean, you’re not wrong-
@JustinDaniels
3 жыл бұрын
I hope Covid will end soon! I'm tired of masks and social distancing!
@nurse425
3 жыл бұрын
@@JustinDaniels AMEN!
@Daniel-Unmeiten
3 жыл бұрын
@@JustinDaniels Amen bro..we are all in the same boat, but we'll get through this
@s.shepherd5653
3 жыл бұрын
I feel like I'm playing a 1980s text adventure now.
Considering how this year is going, a dragon attack in October would not surprise me in the least.
@elenafriese891
3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, it would be something of a highlight at this point as far as I'm concerned.
@ulmslvalnithrus8025
3 жыл бұрын
2020 is the opposite of the boy who cried wolf. So many crazy things are happening the UN could announce the discovery of a xenomorph hive and we would just say “ So, that happened.”
@Ellenchattergirl
3 жыл бұрын
Nope, me neither
@stealingyoureverything7947
3 жыл бұрын
This is unrelated but can you put A in brackets like this: [A] on this video link? kzread.info/dash/bejne/goaFso-OgNyck7Q.html that would be greatly appreciated!
@jonathancoleman9062
3 жыл бұрын
I'm just surprised it hasn't happened ALREADY
Heres me trying to deconstruct the moment at the six minute 30 second mark. Tudja Meg is a person, who is providing info on the Computer font (Menile) in the city of Zeroth which is AJocket. This occurs on the month of Telefivasocate, the date AZKet on the day of ACL, and the year is Uhonlapjanteszika. Basically, it turns into someone teaching a class on a very specific font for computers in a fictional city, country, and clulture (Apparently with its weird calendar). It appears Google translate opened a door to a different dimension and had to say to not question its knowledge.
"He already had a bone in October" *nods* "DRAGON." *dies*
Google Translate: "40 countries have 600 voting rights. Not for long." Malinda: *yikes*
@majesticwyrm
3 жыл бұрын
Google Translate, what are you plotting?
@alicesaxson2684
3 жыл бұрын
If the dems win there won't be any rights!
@MiraculousLB
3 жыл бұрын
*_Y i k e s f o r e v e r_*
@WeenDiggins
3 жыл бұрын
Miraculous LB *_F A N C Y_*
@stealingyoureverything7947
3 жыл бұрын
This is unrelated but can you put A in brackets like this: [A] on this video link? kzread.info/dash/bejne/goaFso-OgNyck7Q.html that would be greatly appreciated!
"Voting is now a disease competition." "The United States is in danger for this election." Disturbingly accurate on both counts.
@PrinceaIIy
3 жыл бұрын
Atleast Moses will reduce those problems and secure the election. No matter how many countries there are
@japanpanda2179
3 жыл бұрын
@@PrinceaIIy Only if Christians stop thinking Trump is their savior.
@entergroupnamexd2324
3 жыл бұрын
“All you know is that you are in a situation. It will last a long time.”
@wondering.why.
3 жыл бұрын
Japan Panda I’m Christian and I don’t like Trump sooo not all Christians are trump supporters
@sienkiewiczmonika1161
3 жыл бұрын
@@japanpanda2179 1. Biden definitely isn't a saviour of anyone. Or any of the Democrats. 2. I think Trump played his supporters. He stopped giving money to WHO, but he gave money to one of Gates foundation, that foundation is one of the major donors to WHO.
Me in August 2023: I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE VIRTUAL MEET N GREET
5:50 fav part bag
“Everything is perfect” already complete wrong
@malenehougard7588
3 жыл бұрын
ㅇㅅㅇ
@bl6973
3 жыл бұрын
The USA is a dumpster fire rn change my mind
@pHD77
3 жыл бұрын
Girl clearly didn't see LEGO movie. It's "Everything is Awesome" 😁
@regalcatfish9723
3 жыл бұрын
Right, Definitely everything's fine, the fact I was temporarily evacuated is just wonderful, (nobody panic i'm fine now)
@n0b0dyreal1y
3 жыл бұрын
Asian Muffin I completely agree with you
“Be aware of the paper. Jail the paper.” Is google translate trying to start an anti-paper movement? Edit: Woah, that’s a ton of likes
@magicmaestrostudios6845
3 жыл бұрын
Think so
@pHD77
3 жыл бұрын
Well, to be fair, a tree had to die for that paper to be made 😂
@christianfillysecretagents4477
3 жыл бұрын
@@pHD77 true and Google Translate is electronic...
@pHD77
3 жыл бұрын
@@christianfillysecretagents4477 you're implying that Google Translate is biased? 😉
@Australisium
3 жыл бұрын
Ban paper made from trees use hemp paper instead
That “hello” at the start is so goofy that its pretty cute 😂
"Hello everyone!" "EVERYTHING IS PERFECT!" "uhhhhhhhhhh" This got me laughing so much!
Once again ... a victim of the dreaded laughter caused by your channel. XD
@tristan.l.p703
3 жыл бұрын
Me to Her channel is one of the few channels that can actually make me laugh
@oliverbleich6403
3 жыл бұрын
Cesar salad is poisonous and tasty
@koolkitty108
3 жыл бұрын
@@tristan.l.p703 and addicting too, but also hilarious obviously
@lightningaxe28
3 жыл бұрын
It's you noteblock lizard I'm subscribed
@Weirdoness_luvs_u
3 жыл бұрын
Sooooo truuuuueeee thoooo!
Left: Normal person presenting Right: Drunk person *trying* to explain something
@Andrew-pr9xv
3 жыл бұрын
So the sensible person is on the Left... And the idiot is on the Right? ... Seems dead-on to me.
@llama119
3 жыл бұрын
Andrew Priest yup 😂
@zanybrainy794
3 жыл бұрын
In this it’s accurate, but most of the time it’s the other way around.
@jakespacepiratee3740
3 жыл бұрын
Politics in a nutshell.
@davidtrottier7066
3 жыл бұрын
Certainly true with Trump.
"He had a bone in October. Dragon." That had me 😂😂😂😂
"He Already Had A Bone In October... *Dragon."* "WOAH!"
Google Translate: 'Be aware of the paper. Jail the paper.' Us students: 'Aye aye, Captain!'
@Lorinissa-
3 жыл бұрын
I'll make a paper jail for the paper ^-^
@Crowcrowcrowcrowcrowcrow
3 жыл бұрын
@@Lorinissa- it's like making a prison cell out of human flesh-
@0rion282
3 жыл бұрын
And this is why I dont show my work XD
@bluehized2757
3 жыл бұрын
r/cursedcoments
@philiphamiltoniamapoet4086
3 жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness
Anyone else wanting “Voting is now a disease competition!” as a shirt
@sinclaire5479
3 жыл бұрын
There is not enough YES for this comment stream
@Nisa4444-h1v
3 жыл бұрын
Derek walbert I know I do.
@trinloofdoom8696
3 жыл бұрын
Yes.OwO
@butterfly_queen234
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@sab8620
3 жыл бұрын
yes
Google translate, six months into covid: All you know is that you are in a situation… it will last a long time. Me, three years into covid: This is the most correct you have ever been, congratulations
@pretty.person.bedroom
Жыл бұрын
liking and commenting to boost the comment
"beware the paper, jail the paper!" That was hilarious 😂😂😂
“40 countries have 600 voting rights.. not for long” Me: sounds about right
@Nikenik2001
3 жыл бұрын
I didn't like that threat! First the U.S, then the Wordl! 🤨
@pengweng3795
3 жыл бұрын
I mean..... if trump gets re-elected, google translate will have gotten something right
@alexandresobreiramartins9461
3 жыл бұрын
Let's hope it doesn't come to that...
@APoliticalConfusionAndMess
3 жыл бұрын
@@pengweng3795 Ok, libtard.
@pengweng3795
3 жыл бұрын
Sarah Randall it’s kinda crazy how in only three words, you’ve already told me that you support trump, say blue lives matter, probably fly the confederate flag, are homophobic, racist, sexist, are “pro-life” but don’t support free healthcare , are going to call me a snowflake for wanting minorities to have the right to live in a “free country” and are not going to listen to any facts, logic, common sense, or anything rational at all. You can call me a libtard, I take no offense to that, but if you keep going with this and attempt to argue with any observation I have made, things are gonna get heated in this comment thread
GT: You see the bag Malinda: *keeps talking* GT: See. Bag Malinda: YES I SEE THE BAG!
@juliazaloom
3 жыл бұрын
lol that my favorite part
@Izkata
3 жыл бұрын
It moved too far! *SHE CLONED HERSELF!*
@PrinceaIIy
3 жыл бұрын
5:50
@islaandkatie4875
3 жыл бұрын
I read the right at the part!
@islaandkatie4875
3 жыл бұрын
Christine McFadden .
"If you choose covid, please explore the country. Not surprisingly, he is also the minister of mismanagement." Pretty accurate
I don't know why, but "my time tipsy" makes me laugh every single time I watch.
"Consider two ways to pray in bed" Google... we need to talk. Like, now.
@d.tsukuyomi1869
3 жыл бұрын
GT: "Sorry Daddy, I've been a bad girl..." Priest: "GOOGLE TRANSLATE WE'VE ALREADY BEEN OVER THIS, IT'S 'FORGIVE ME FATHER FOR I HAVE SINNED', GODDAMMIT!"
@damiluaer8859
3 жыл бұрын
At least it’s giving ideas of doing something pointless into something useful :b
@juliannagentry6740
3 жыл бұрын
@@d.tsukuyomi1869 I love this comment so much😂
“We cannot get a bed.” *Cue Falsettos* WhO sToLe ThE bEd?
@Atlasorsomething
3 жыл бұрын
YES
@fixyrheart
3 жыл бұрын
ThE bEd Is MiNe
@calebrenders1915
3 жыл бұрын
No u **shows uno reverse card**
@turtleguy4385
3 жыл бұрын
You shant buy a bikini, so saaad
@idolevin8795
3 жыл бұрын
Replace Bed with family. Then replace bed with US.
When she said "jail the paper" i laughed like mad and made the vent noise from Among Us while wheezing
both informing people about how to vote, and throwing some google translate in there to get the people that don't care about voting. genius.
Nobody: Literally nobody: Not a single soul: Google Translate: *voting now is a disease competition*
@mangalpandey9377
3 жыл бұрын
Google is warning us not to come in contact with Covid positive persons
@etaithescienceguy9814
3 жыл бұрын
with the age of both candidates..... GOOGLE TRANSLATE ISNT RLY WRONG
@etaithescienceguy9814
3 жыл бұрын
(both main candidates)
@amongusandgacha5034
3 жыл бұрын
I mean , GT is not wrong ....
@ineedanamenobodyelsehasso8011
3 жыл бұрын
Is now not now is -_- please edit
You should make a video titled: “If Google Translate was your therapist.” It’s pretty self-explanatory.. Edit: Holy flip this many likes- *thank you so much this is the most likes I’ve ever received*
@wren4now904
3 жыл бұрын
PEOPLE NEED TO LIKE THIS SO SHE SEES IT!!!
@hannahgracieeeeee
3 жыл бұрын
AerialAnnabella I hope she does!
@vcheesy8686
3 жыл бұрын
great idea!
@hannahgracieeeeee
3 жыл бұрын
VeryCheesey Thank you!
@vcheesy8686
3 жыл бұрын
@@hannahgracieeeeee ofc :) it really is a great idea
"The United States is in danger for this election" This aged well......
@BigRockyGaming
4 ай бұрын
She posted this during quarantine. Not in January/February
@ShaspioBorderwolf
4 ай бұрын
@@BigRockyGaming It was posted before the election... That was the whole point of the video, to educate on how to vote wisely prior to the election. And I'm saying it aged well, because the US WAS in danger during that election. It's like Google translate predicted what would happen, like it seemingly has done for many other things as well. Google translate is like the Simpsons.
@BigRockyGaming
4 ай бұрын
@@ShaspioBorderwolf lol I thought you were joking 😂
I haven’t seen you in my recommended in so long! You’re videos are still as fun as always
“The minister of foreign affairs must comply with the rules and regulations of the minister of foreign affairs of this bill, thus insuring the appropriateness... of the minister of foreign affairs.” Me trying to finish the word count for my english paper
@BTemplar
3 жыл бұрын
It actually almost sounds official lol
@umalazoff4
3 жыл бұрын
The minister of mismanagement
@liannederuijter3199
3 жыл бұрын
Best line
@ChloHB
3 жыл бұрын
“Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?”
@SasukeUchiha723
3 жыл бұрын
ikr
At least Google translate is positive during these times...
@theemeralddragonyt9315
3 жыл бұрын
No! Google Translate tested positive?
@nico27
3 жыл бұрын
j a i l t h e p a p e r.
@jcraft2805
3 жыл бұрын
"If you choose COVID,please explore the country." Is that positive?
@-jax-andromesa4905
3 жыл бұрын
"40 countries have 600 voting rights. Not for long!"
@doughyanimations6200
3 жыл бұрын
NOOOOO
Hey Malinda! I’d just like to thank you for the captions as my sister went deaf a few years ago and she really enjoys your videos. :)
Me: *clicks on video* Grandma:”how did she die?” Mum:”from laughter”
“The minister of foreign affairs must comply with the rules and regulations of the minister of foreign affairs of this bill, thus insuring the appropriateness.... of the minister of foreign affairs”. Me trying to write a five page essay when I only have two pages done Wow 279 likes in one hour!! Thanks 😊
@ZimLikesPastaAnimation
3 жыл бұрын
I feel attacked
@Mia-sr2mo
3 жыл бұрын
I feel called out
@drawwithdan5821
3 жыл бұрын
Loved this translation.
@eleanorszelc00
3 жыл бұрын
This is me trying to reach the word count limit 😂
@umbrellaaaaaaa
3 жыл бұрын
That’s rough buddy
“All you know is you are in a situation. And it will last a long time.” 2020 explained
@starchannel4562
3 жыл бұрын
T r u e
@yourlocalmculover6664
3 жыл бұрын
*Y* *e* *s*
@maanmendoza5446
3 жыл бұрын
The sounds of sounds
@Xipsep
3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes The floor is made out of floor
@maanmendoza5446
3 жыл бұрын
@@Xipsep Yes The floor is made out of floot thats made of floor of floor floor
"All you know is that you are in a situation, it will last a long time." Too true🥺
I love the timing of this video. It’s so perfect 👌 respect Malinda. Good job 👏🏼
Instructions unclear,i accidentally voted for a banana
@random-user5936
3 жыл бұрын
Unclear banana
@swatisinha2219
3 жыл бұрын
Bananas unclear, I accidentally voted for an instruction
@crazyt1483
3 жыл бұрын
So that will be 2 consecutive “food items” in office
You know 2020 is wild when Google translate is accurate like every other sentence.
@ZizzleTheKakapo
3 жыл бұрын
TRUTH!
@katarinabrunk8698
3 жыл бұрын
I twas thinking the same thing 😂.
@evodioserrato5595
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@vortexnebula7850
3 жыл бұрын
“Voting is now a disease competition” Anti-vaxx say this is true!
@elishatheknight
3 жыл бұрын
"Tudja Meg provides information on Font Menile in Zeroth, AJocket on Telefivasocate, AZKet ACL Uhonlapjanteszika."
“he already had a bone in October” what “DRAGON” always gets me
I love when Google Translate expands out an abbreviation that wasn't meant to be that. In this case, Board of Elections got shortened to BOE and then expanded again to Bank of England.
Everyone's talking about "voting is now a disease competition" but no one is talking about "he is also the minister of mismanagement"
@emilyhuber73
3 жыл бұрын
Because it’s true
@hinnmanfamily
3 жыл бұрын
He is master of mismanagement OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BURNNNNNNNN
@rolo0o
3 жыл бұрын
@@hinnmanfamily ikr
@hinnmanfamily
3 жыл бұрын
@@rolo0o dat. boi got roasted
@rolo0o
3 жыл бұрын
@@hinnmanfamily lol yas
"Post a comment!" Ok google translate. Here it is.
@eriklou2603
3 жыл бұрын
OMG I GOT OVER 3 LIKES!!!!!
@genfagan8154
3 жыл бұрын
Yay
Can we just appreciate how good the editing is
She does so well I’m starting to think she just has a twin
My mom: “You need to eat your veggies!” 6-year-old me: “No” My mom: “The second measure is bananas.”
@alisonxavierlopes9219
3 жыл бұрын
that sound like the step dad counter measure
@harmonicvoices8912
3 жыл бұрын
I was reading this as she said that
@merry5475
3 жыл бұрын
😂
@Chlosephene
3 жыл бұрын
Hello
@vasconcelos7356
3 жыл бұрын
The second choice is the first choice
Be aware of the paper. Jail the paper. Fear the paper. Run from the paper. Hide from the paper. You can't escape the paper.
@sonicvenom8292
3 жыл бұрын
You are the paper.
@Dougiewoof
3 жыл бұрын
@@sonicvenom8292 this should be a song.
@eeshanmarathe3369
3 жыл бұрын
Jail the paper is just exaggeration for keep it in a safe place .
6:07 I've got you covered google translate
“ Tudja Meg provides information on Font Menile in Zeroth, AJocket on telefivasocate, AZKet ACL Uhonlapjanteszika “ Where do I begin Correcting this
"40 countries have 600 voting rights." "...not for long" 0_0
@prig1557
3 жыл бұрын
First the cues to a murder, then this. Why aren't we arresting Google Translate?
@TheRacoonGhost
3 жыл бұрын
"100% of all countries ar going to split in 3 and then lose their voting rights"
@LS-rp6yq
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@LS-rp6yq
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@LS-rp6yq
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
“The official day of weeding.” “Actually- yeah.” “Right?”
@Outer6
3 жыл бұрын
severely underrated
@Addibaddii
3 жыл бұрын
I thought it ment the drug at first XD
@quackersthefirst3085
3 жыл бұрын
Same..
@lizzenup521
3 жыл бұрын
@@Addibaddii same lol
@danieldabloxgamer9205
3 жыл бұрын
"Special Day for Weeds". "Yeah yeah." "Take it right?"
Subscribed based on your recent music (never making the connection to some of the Google Translate videos of yours that I had seen).. This stuff is gold. Keep it up! You are very talented
1:52 woah her arm is see through
Google Translate: Voting is now a diseased competition. Me: I mean she's not wrong XD.
The second choice is the first choice. No-
This is quite a comedic video! "Please explore the country" is a good example of what _not_ to do during COVID (thank you, "Minister of Mismanagement"!), while "disease competition" is a good summary of the 2020 elections! Also, I find it interesting that under the "bill" at 4:05, the Minister of Foreign Affairs is required to follow the rules that he himself lays down. In other words, he alone can determine what "the appropriateness of the Minister of Foreign Affairs" is! Thanks for the video!
“Post a comment” *the only google translate advice i will take*
@aspertree4673
3 жыл бұрын
Yup
@pintpullinggeek
3 жыл бұрын
Maybe.
@games_on_phone89
3 жыл бұрын
sometimes
No one: Me in pandemic: "all you know is that you are in a situation, it will last a long time"
@sparrowflyaway
3 жыл бұрын
Accurate.
@0rion282
3 жыл бұрын
FINNALY someone noticed XD
@Ellenchattergirl
3 жыл бұрын
Yes, the floor is floor
@appletea3738
3 жыл бұрын
Watermelon
I love your videos so much!! They're amazing and so funny💕
"A few key things to note." "But he didn't know the key." Gosh, this is more tragic than Romeo and Juliet.
@daisydeaton2679
3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a song lyric.... WAIT I WANT THAT IN A SONG NOW!
@RowanShard
3 жыл бұрын
This sounds like Trump is giving a speech and someone is narrating. Trump: "A few key things to note-" Narrator: "But he didn't know the key."
@phebe2752
3 жыл бұрын
@Chai Hill and about as confusing as Shakespearean english XD
@randomusername429
3 жыл бұрын
This is probably my favorite part of the video
Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Google: *hey look dragon*
@nurse425
3 жыл бұрын
All of us: "2020, amiright"! :P:
@drcgaming4195
3 жыл бұрын
@@nurse425 "2020, amiright"! :P:
@chrisj4288
3 жыл бұрын
me me completely
@couchpotato4928
3 жыл бұрын
If there was a dragon in 2020 I guarantee absolutely no one will be surprised
@chrisj4288
3 жыл бұрын
@@couchpotato4928 honestly I would consider it a highlight
these videos are jus too good im subscribing notifications are going on!
I love the looks that you give the Google Translate person. I love how you were like interacting with yourself. I think my favorite part was when Google translate said, “see the bag…” and the normal and you start talking about the Google translate you was asking if you saw the bag and you’re like “I SEE THE BAG!” I was laughing throughout this thing so hard that I cried!
@alitherebelinstigator.7106
Жыл бұрын
Same, this was brilliant! 🤣
At least 70% of what Google Translate is saying is accurate.
@wren4now904
3 жыл бұрын
This is surprisingly true.
@ahumantryingtosurvive
3 жыл бұрын
Yes this smart person is made out of smart person(thats you)
@Galiuros
3 жыл бұрын
87% of statistics are made up on the spot.
@graceelizabeth6969
2 жыл бұрын
Voting is now a disease competition IM DYING
@IndigoMoons
2 жыл бұрын
Yes, especially Tudja Meg provides information on Font Menile in Zeroth, AJocket on Telefivasocate, AZKet ACL Uhonlapjanteszika.