“He’s probably cheating on me...” Him: *dances with uncooked turkey rapped in tin foil*

@Capybara244

3 жыл бұрын

😆

@julzoox8537

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@faithmartinez2235

3 жыл бұрын

He singing with a turkey while hes in a tin foil outfit

@bleu3889

3 жыл бұрын

@@faithmartinez2235 oh true true

@madisonbeattie1327

3 жыл бұрын

😭LMAOO

"...Or cook 8 soft children. Why...not both?" Omg, I'm dead

@phobosaresiana6215

3 жыл бұрын

This is one of the best xD

THIS GUY HAS BARS AND ACTING/PRODUCTION SKILLS this guy could have been a rapper, an actor, director, producer, instead he chooses to be the chef noone asked for but everyone deserves and we love him for it

@sophiea3067

Жыл бұрын

true dat

@G.C_McCrea

Жыл бұрын

not to mention his ENTIRE FOIL COSTUME dude doesn't need Hollywood, Hollywood needs him!

@RioEnsius

8 ай бұрын

@@G.C_McCrea Truer words have never been said

@chrisjandik5019

4 ай бұрын

100 more to 1k likes! Plus I'm the 900th like!

@OryXity

4 ай бұрын

100% more insane for those that know he started this youtube channel from a struggle, far as ive heard from his videos and social media is that he was homeless and unemployed living in a car, heard some stories from *other* sources that im not sure if i believe saying that brandon pretty much used the last of his cash to buy recording equipment and gambled his entire life essentially on making it work, starving till the ad revenue started pouring in And i remember how quickly his channel grew to 1M subs, was quite the achievement at the time Whichever parts are true, what a legend

I always watch him at night when I'm supposed to be quiet and I end up dying coughing from trying to not laugh

@alexis11ann49

Жыл бұрын

Same😭 also in my class at school

@Lollielover16

Жыл бұрын

Same 😅🤣🤣🤣

@MysteriousUser1

7 ай бұрын

SAME

@Luna-me1cq

7 ай бұрын

Same 😂 it's in the middle of the night and my mother is in the room beside me so I'm trying t9 not laugh to much so I don't wake her up 😅

@avidclown

7 ай бұрын

This was my exact situation watching this

Can we just admire the fact that he actually made a whole suit out of aluminum foil

@MakL9310

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah the whole thing was impressive

@smorlitios0685

2 жыл бұрын

I read this and then saw it

@TheVandoeureste

2 жыл бұрын

Do you think it’s on Spotify

@MakL9310

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheVandoeureste i hope

@gavilikegravity4311

2 жыл бұрын

And rapped in it, it came out really well xD

“And that’s how you nail a turkey..” “WITH A HAMMER-“ *“WITH A H A M M E R -“*

@DeerJerky

3 жыл бұрын

@Billy Eisntine another turkey

@daniellaufer9774

3 жыл бұрын

Gobblephilia

@jasonfrankie514

3 жыл бұрын

I hope it’s a hammer😏

@sugartea6982

3 жыл бұрын

with

@ilyshoyo8761

3 жыл бұрын

@@DeerJerky step gobble what are you doing 😏

Okay so love how he nonchalantly said “that is the weirdest pregnancy craving I’ve ever heard of” and (unless my math is bad) Gloria would’ve been pregnant at this time 😆

This man can fit like 10 jokes in 5 seconds of content I love it

well if he had to dress himself with the foil who's even surprised that he was absent for this long...

@Lovinia1

3 жыл бұрын

I was just about to say that lol

Anyone else find that rap FANTASTIC

@Imbatmn57

3 жыл бұрын

It needs its own music video

@laceyfalcon567

3 жыл бұрын

@@Imbatmn57 ikr it's fire

@Lancersgolf

3 жыл бұрын

I want that as a actual song

@solar3027

3 жыл бұрын

Yep just thinking that

@kysethebevan6939

3 жыл бұрын

Brandon please make this a thing! 🎶🎶💜💜

Brandon raised the honey better than my dad did with me 💀

Hi Brandon, I have BPD and the last few days I have been dealing with an episode of numbness and irritability. Your content is easy and soothing to watch and distracts me very well. Again, thank you for being more effective than many therapy sessions.😅❤

@p3talsdotpng

Ай бұрын

I have BPD as well, and my first appointment with a new therapist is today. Dude really does help with the emptiness and the mood swings. Laughter really is one of the best medicines. I pray that all is well, my friend 🙏💕

Description: "I'm glad that it's over.." His kitchen: "yeah bud me too"

Why was the song so good. It's about a fricking turkey.

@phynix178

3 жыл бұрын

🔥🔥🔥

@pelligroovy

3 жыл бұрын

That song was EPIC!

@chandlerdean9301

3 жыл бұрын

I felt like I was thrown into another dimension

@kys_luvv

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t insult that turkey!

@teahmartinsaw2182

3 жыл бұрын

Can I get it on Spotify??

hes a rapper , actor , director , producer , chef , AND HES A COMEDY MASTER.

0:39 lets just take a moment to appreciate that beautiful rap he made. It prob took a long time. YOU HAVE BEEN APPRICEATED BRANDON

Is nobody gonna talk about how good he raised his honey..

and when the world needed him the most, he actually appeared

@WillowJWolfe

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the exact same thing.

@MrJacoob406

3 жыл бұрын

Foil man

@missycsokuly3423

3 жыл бұрын

I love the atla reference uwu

@ThatOneFungus

3 жыл бұрын

The last Google translate bender

13:03 I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT HOW HE FLUNG THE MAYO AT THE BABY HONEY 😭😭

It's exactly 2:45 am, I'm in a sketchy town and I just finished the night shift. I have 2 months to go before I can go back to where I came from and I don't know what I'm going to do when I get back there and am eventually put in a mental hospital. I don't know anything anymore, except that this video is elite and me laughing at it is keeping the house awake

Don't tell me im the only one that was Laughing so hard I was crying when he started to try to motivate the damaged cranberries 🤣🤣🤣💀

@lichobaz

3 жыл бұрын

I'm dieing here i wonder what was the original recipe

@ashton9172

3 жыл бұрын

meeeeee tooo

@ForgetfulSparrow

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed to the point I cried😂

@ajmsongs1279

3 жыл бұрын

I’m reading your comment while watching that part 😂😂✨

@cellostrings565

3 жыл бұрын

I’m dying

He really just wrapped his whole body in aluminum foil and made up a rap about him and his turkey this man is amazing

@heatherflood898

3 жыл бұрын

I meannn..... it's not bad lol

@kenzies2270

3 жыл бұрын

@@heatherflood898 most definitely not

@clairekobes4143

3 жыл бұрын

You have to admire his dedication

@zantevanderhoven7199

3 жыл бұрын

And the transition was so smooth!

@viperbot5311

3 жыл бұрын

Okk

You cure my depression. I thank you so much for the humor. I've never laughed so hard. Thank you Brandon.

I appreciate how he vacuumed the turkey. Got to make sure that bird is clean 😌

"Just an eensie weensie tad of sugar" has the EXACT same energy as "Two shots of vodka"

@cloud_tsukamo

3 жыл бұрын

Or Gordon Ramsay when it comes to a touch of olive oil

@-Homosapian-

3 жыл бұрын

This is really random but I love your profile pic 😂

@ravenace7536

3 жыл бұрын

@@-Homosapian- Me orrrrr??? If its me thank you.

Us: what could he possibly do this time Him: dressed entirely of aluminum foil

@Koda828

3 жыл бұрын

Ngl that was really cool

@mythde4215

3 жыл бұрын

Ya im just waiting for it to be like clipped so I can watch it on repeat

@zaleyspasswords7875

3 жыл бұрын

That is so cool how he wrappes himself in foil

@zaleyspasswords7875

3 жыл бұрын

Us: ........ Him: I like ur cut G

0:40 to 1:05 is my favorite part of the entire video 😂😂😂 also, the weird looking fleshy bone thing is the neck and the hemariod thing was the tail

@OfficialShiggySimp

2 жыл бұрын

Oh my god...CREEPY

@benjisloverr

Жыл бұрын

i thought it was something else…

@Anonymous90834

Жыл бұрын

@@benjisloverr 😂😂😂

@Anonymous90834

Жыл бұрын

@@OfficialShiggySimp am I creepy, or the fact I know that? 😂😂😂

@richard8680

Жыл бұрын

hold up turkeys have tails 😧

That rap scene is the most iconic thing Brandon has done!!! love you so much Brandon, you force me to laugh, today I wanted nothing but to wrap myself in a blanket and cry which I did but you never fail to make me laugh even today! I can never get enough of this video ❤️❤️ thank you!

is nobody going to mention that he poured hot gravy down his leg and his immediate reaction was "oh Daddy"

@rebeccaxx

3 жыл бұрын

someone did.

@nevec.2113

3 жыл бұрын

@Ava Schwaderer it's at 10.00

@rebeccaxx

3 жыл бұрын

@Ava Schwaderer 10:02

@yaretzycookingshowtv4706

3 жыл бұрын

Hi

@sigridlovely9563

3 жыл бұрын

Jeeeeesuuuus..... whoof... Gloria’s gonna be maaaad.

this man basically obliterates his entire kitchen for our entertainment.

@jennyalcala5871

3 жыл бұрын

He is legendary

@Galaxy-oz2wl

3 жыл бұрын

So true

@macijones2541

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah lol 😂

@kiraevans3185

3 жыл бұрын

Brandon:Slours be flippery Me: dying of laughter My dad : *concerned*

@seerach1967

3 жыл бұрын

Not just his kitchen his office too

Hi Brandon! I hope you read this! I sometimes come back to your old videos to brighten my day and stave off the depression. It always works! And this rap is the bomb. Thank you for everything

The honey montage was so beautiful 😢❤

Everyone: aRe We NoT gOiNg To TaLk AbOuT tHe RaP *that’s all you’re talking about*

@hahaimsad103

3 жыл бұрын

lmao ikr

@roxieemayy

3 жыл бұрын

lmfao ik

@Oh_No_1

3 жыл бұрын

lmfao fr fr

@roxieemayy

3 жыл бұрын

i love how we ALL replied with lmao or lmfao

@claire-air

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr just -_-

"or cook 8 soft children" I take that option

@xxdragona_xx

3 жыл бұрын

*Man behind the slaughter intensifies*

@mars_is_tired3801

3 жыл бұрын

I know *one* person who would do that.... *insert man behind the slaughter music*

@Juliet-xz7we

3 жыл бұрын

And so would william- *sees the other comments * *Holy shizz is my mind that predictable-*

@SLxt619

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@naokihashimoto

3 жыл бұрын

*insert promised neverland* xD

Is no one else going to talk abt that smooth foil transition?!

17:11 why does the turkey not look half bad

No one: Brandon: "Oh daddy" Also no one: Brandon:"Sloor is Flippery" That Cracked me up 🤣🤣

@Capybarasarebetterthanyou

3 жыл бұрын

Haha the bread on the fridge is me

@3rdplace586

3 жыл бұрын

IKR I LAUGHING SO HARD 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@hearts2kylie

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr lmao

@lillee.o

3 жыл бұрын

Sloors be flippery

@axywrll6015

2 жыл бұрын

10:54

The turkey soul watching over it's body sees this:

@PhossLeftEyeball

3 жыл бұрын

@Elizabeth Sayers xD

@TheBatmanGothamArkham

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t blame eri for watching this, it’s funny as hell

@daffymommy

3 жыл бұрын

That's why I always cook soulless turkeys.

@samthegarbageman2876

3 жыл бұрын

The turkey would be like *so I died for T H I S*

@PhossLeftEyeball

3 жыл бұрын

@@samthegarbageman2876 IT WOULD

“OH there is so much more room when you just shove harder” - Brandon Farris 2021 6:26

"What is that little taste I taste?" 👁👄👁

The fact that you pulled off a tin foil suit... speechless man

@sophieelizabeth2720

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@murilog.p.1383

3 жыл бұрын

True

@redox_reaction_phox

3 жыл бұрын

made a song and all

@that1randompotato576

3 жыл бұрын

Right

THAT BAG WAS THE TURKEYS HEART, LIVER, ORGANS, and that big thing he pulled out was it’s NECK😂😂😂😂😂

@BobbySacamano

3 жыл бұрын

@Paul Sliker gizzard and kidneys. Gizzard is a portion of the stomach

@stephaniefamille7277

3 жыл бұрын

No sh!t?

@willowroth4592

3 жыл бұрын

@@stephaniefamille7277 lmaooo

@lolme6226

3 жыл бұрын

LAMOOOOOOO

@vinalycent

3 жыл бұрын

@@willowroth4592 dude, lmao stands for: L: launching M: missiles A: at O: orphanages

The rap made me wheeze so hard my parents came up to see if I was ok

This is fantastic. Absolute chaos, tinfoil and cooking 8 soft children is exactly what i needed today. Thanks :)

Why was the rap with the Turkey actually good

@LiciaYoung

3 жыл бұрын

Cause he was a professional musician and is just that awesome.

@Xylo74

3 жыл бұрын

You right

Me wondering why Brandon hasn’t uploaded in a while Him making a whole tinfoil suit and a turkey rap 😂😂

@sophieelizabeth2720

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@skeeterfromsouthpark1414

3 жыл бұрын

Lil butter

@beth_elsewhere369

3 жыл бұрын

@@skeeterfromsouthpark1414 The hottest rap album of 2020

@bretthudson1474

3 жыл бұрын

The fact he is somewhat good at rapping is amazing

@uniquelynathan1357

3 жыл бұрын

I was wondering the same thing why has he not up loaded

You literally make me laugh out loud. Your physical comedy is incredible. Almost too incredible. I worry about you sir ❤️

That rap was lowkey fire wtf

But Can we talk about how skilled his aluminum foil clothes designing is!!!🤩🤌

@einstein4713

3 жыл бұрын

Why does he reminds me(especially in his aluminium foil outfit) of Jupiter North?

@0chakouraraka652

3 жыл бұрын

YASSSS

@nigelseda658

3 жыл бұрын

shiny

@KenKen_Lee

3 жыл бұрын

IKR!😚👌

@XIVs_abyss

3 жыл бұрын

No we cannot

Out of context line: "there is so much more room when you just shove it harder"

@ejslayys

3 жыл бұрын

o :)

The little scene with the honey made me laugh and sob so hard why was I so emotional abt a man in a wig and a fake mustache swaddling honey😭😭😭😭😭

“Or cook 8 soft children” Yeah um I want that option it sounds delicious

This is. To date. The best Google Translate.

@muhammadazim2992

3 жыл бұрын

That aluminum foil dress was enough to make it best🤣🤣🤣

@rileycrutcher1655

3 жыл бұрын

I think you mean “google this to date best the is translate”

@muhammadazim2992

3 жыл бұрын

@@rileycrutcher1655 nice one🤣🤣🤣

@AadynNmommy

3 жыл бұрын

This one and the blooming onion 🧅

@moistwrmonastring1017

3 жыл бұрын

UR A POET AND U DIDNT KNOW IT-

Everyone wondering why he hasn’t uploaded in a while Meanwhile he’s been making a music video for tinfoil 😂

@danielyoung7534

3 жыл бұрын

Ok but can we discuss that foil suit man's was rockin it

@mayonayo2642

3 жыл бұрын

@@danielyoung7534 yesssssss

@ryleer7788

3 жыл бұрын

Not joking I was thinking the exact same thing

Omg how has it taken me till 2 days ago to find your channel...damn I'm dying laughing with every single video 😅😅

Brandon is honestly the funniest guy Alive in my opinion especially the rap he sang

Local man sacrifices all of his belonging to a vacuum because Google Translate "told him to"

“Cook 8 soft children” google translate trying to commit a felony

@gregorydownton6392

2 жыл бұрын

Umm

@kayleebird9719

2 жыл бұрын

HAHAH

"Are these your insides?! .......I'm just going to put those back in there" ✨👌

i can't stop watching these videos of him cooking with translater, its so funny. And everythime he preheats or puts something in the over he always says "Your gonna do great" so funny

did he just vacuum the tur-... you know what, i’m not even gonna ask

@pantherpaws8432

3 жыл бұрын

Dont question the chef

Is no one going to talk about how he raise the honey? He was such a good father! Show some respect.

@abilenefrye2227

3 жыл бұрын

So this is why he has been gone!

that ad timing was great lol

Ok so is no one gonna talk about the “insides” of the turkey

@bakingwithlark1321

3 жыл бұрын

It was their insides cause some people like to eat the insides too🤢🤮

@lostgem8225

3 жыл бұрын

@@bakingwithlark1321 most people use it to flavour gravy :)

@zapato9041

3 жыл бұрын

@@bakingwithlark1321 I actually eat the insides there good

@bakingwithlark1321

3 жыл бұрын

@@zapato9041 oop-

@anglepsycho

3 жыл бұрын

Anyone that admits to enjoying the turkey penis has got to be arrested for beastiality.

Petition for brendon to do a cooking show with Gordon Ramsay where they just do google translate recipes 👇

@sonofpears4691

3 жыл бұрын

The other person has to guess what the actual dish was supposed to be

@lizz-the-dragon2727

3 жыл бұрын

YES.

@joheniastrand4942

3 жыл бұрын

This is gonna be epic

@parkerbloom1618

3 жыл бұрын

Petition to see this guy beg for likes and you don’t even know it

@parkerbloom1618

3 жыл бұрын

And it’s (brand)(on) not (Brend)(on)

Revisiting this for Thanksgiving like i do every year. Thank you for making me smile

the art on the walls oml so cute n wholesome i love this guy so much

Plot twist: The real reason Brandon has been gone for two weeks is because he got salmonella from making out with a turkey.

@koiley37

3 жыл бұрын

Lol I was just thinking, 'Watch as he gets salmonellax

@Lovinia1

3 жыл бұрын

Nah he was probably just building his tin foil suit

@Extinct_4

3 жыл бұрын

He was probably cleaning up his apartment 239 times because of the amount of mess in this video

@alyssa-xi8hw

3 жыл бұрын

Haha

@TheSarahskaninchen

3 жыл бұрын

Yes exactly!!!!! Urgh they could have been anywhere :D even on His phone

“So how did you gain popularity on KZread?” “I let off my fire alarm and made mashed potatoes in netted leggings,”

@user-rw1zf4zw1r

3 жыл бұрын

😂

I loved the ad placement 🤣 you got me good.

0:45 he be slaying it

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT “Add onions and parsley roots or cook 8 soft children-

@randomwithruby5341

3 жыл бұрын

I DIED 😩👽

@Akuyaku_Plays

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a threat

@GhostFaceXz

3 жыл бұрын

I STARTED LAUGHING SO MUCHH

@ellalear9662

3 жыл бұрын

0.0

@justcallmebu

3 жыл бұрын

Blood for the blood God

IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT "THE SLORS BE FLIPPERY" COME ON IM DYING😭

@AlyssaHegerman

3 жыл бұрын

I woke my boyfriend up because I was laughing so hard at that one 😂

@megmarie2153

3 жыл бұрын

I keep reading your comment and dying of laughter 🤣🤣

@crystalsnowfall_

3 жыл бұрын

TIME STAMP PLEASE

@hiddentides5569

3 жыл бұрын

@@crystalsnowfall_ 12:15

@blank-xh7qo

3 жыл бұрын

I read ur comment just as he said that xD

1. regular silliness 2. whole cinematic experience about cherries 3. back to chaos 4. raises honey 5. chaos

Okay, I just want to say that I tried to google translate thing, just to have a laugh (I didn't cook or whatever) But I typed in "Bowtie Cherry Tomato Pasta" and then did it in the google translate just a FEW TIMES You should totally do this one: *(The heart attack one killed me because I imagined how you'd do it)* 1 PIN Sherry Tomatoes (half) 1 Blairite Sea 1 Blairite The person who makes tooth decay 2 tablespoons chicken Lubricant £1 Beaver (Will Federer) 2 rocks Garlic (soil) 2 cups Spinac (crushed) 1 tablespoon turkey Sherry (Cooking wine) 2 oz. Cheese (or vegan kite mountain cheese) 1 Heart attack Nut (optional)

@Err_OR_Official

Жыл бұрын

“Nut(optional)” *Im sorry w h a t*

@AdelineAura

Жыл бұрын

@@Err_OR_Official IKR LMAO

@WolfyFancyLads

Жыл бұрын

Nut optional? I dunno, I mean, after a heart attack I doubt I'd wanna get my rocks off...

HE DID NOT SAY DADDY WHEN HE POURED GRAVY ON HIS LEG MSKSIFJSHAGGAU

@mushr0omz347

3 жыл бұрын

@Mohamed Nail ur too young

@lamadeline

3 жыл бұрын

@Mohamed Nail then u just don’t know- try the hub plenty of use there

@NarutoUzumaki-kp5dv

3 жыл бұрын

@Mohamed Nail you aren’t in grade 10.

@Dominik-th2po

3 жыл бұрын

@Mohamed Nail Just gonna explain the word Daddy and it's context. A name used, mostly by innocent young girls, to address an older guy that they either have s*xual relations with or s*xual interest in. In return, they are often called 'baby girl' or 'princess'. Often used in the context of a Dominant | Submissive relationship but also very often used in an innocent context, usually increasing s*xual appeal to the 'Daddy'.

@lucypt1634

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dominik-th2po You know Daddy isn't just used for sexual reasons?

“all of you are here for a reason, whether or not you’re whole” dang...

@miyahamos5470

3 жыл бұрын

Deep

@Meckolo

3 жыл бұрын

oMg DeEp

Literally the best line “ Sloors be Flippery “

“Smart, thinking 2 steps behind “ is my new favorite insult.

"now is not the time to be dyslexic" I don't have dyslexia but I felt that

“Sloors be Flippery.” Brandon 2020

Every time the ads part pops up, and ad is shown 😂😂😂 I've seen this video so many times and it's always so funny

OK THAT FIT IS FIRE 🔥 AND THOSE RAPS ARE TOO

“Add onion and parsley roots or cook 8 soft children” My mind : YESSS COOK THE CHILDREN

@Orange.court.jester

3 жыл бұрын

Omg I thought the same thing 😂😂😂😂

@333emzz8

3 жыл бұрын

Omg I knew someone was about to say this lol

@lovely_mc6111

3 жыл бұрын

#savethechildren

@Orange.court.jester

3 жыл бұрын

@@lovely_mc6111 😂😂lol

@plagued4life78

3 жыл бұрын

Am I the only one thinking about William Afton?

Who else would watch Brendan‘s content if it was just him rapping with a turkey and a tinfoil suit.

@Kiwi_R666

3 жыл бұрын

Me😂

@mk0.143

3 жыл бұрын

Me

@n0n-0ffical._.aft0nz7

3 жыл бұрын

Me

@vwedishman6931

3 жыл бұрын

M E

@Sh_rkk

3 жыл бұрын

Yes-

"A gift?!?!" "You little drug mule" 😂😂😂

12:32 love how im jealous of the honey brandon is acc such a good dad

Is nobody gonna admire how calmly he talks even though his kitchen is in chaos?

@saltydinonuggies1841

2 жыл бұрын

Very relatable. I usually sound calm in my most chaotic moments 😂

@mkreece1949

2 жыл бұрын

hes the human incarnation of the "this is fine" dog

@floppinium

2 жыл бұрын

1000th like :D

@Liam-u5o

2 жыл бұрын

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@jaedynmccann5925

2 жыл бұрын

@@floppinium bm+

* slips * *sloors be flippery* “Did I say Sloors be flippery?!” 😂😂😂😂😂

@cosmyx522

3 жыл бұрын

just for anyone looking for it 12:14

@SharkboyGrayrapper

3 жыл бұрын

@@cosmyx522 thanks for adding that!

@alexeaortega8801

3 жыл бұрын

Yes , sloors do be flippery.

Lol the way you put the glasses on the turkey made me dying😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

0:06 sorry to tell you but I dont think thats an apple

Anyone gonna talk about how he literally raised a bottle of honey?? :P

:Firefighter “any idea how this fire started?” :Brandon “ I put 50 matches on a turkey for a KZread video.”

The wrap😂 was low key so good❤🤣🤣

the way he slips with his stocking of potatos made me laugh so fucking hard

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE “PUT YOUR HAIR IN A SUCTION TRAP AND STORE IT”

@caseym4007

3 жыл бұрын

The stockings

"Sloors be flippery" Brandon Farris-2020

@chloemadison001

3 жыл бұрын

I die every time I see him slip then say that

@ellarose2681

3 жыл бұрын

Farris*

@seconddairy4952

3 жыл бұрын

4:00 THATS A TURKEY DUCK

@Someone_stupid-vo2km

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah he screwd up on that lol man he is funny

@ellarose2681

3 жыл бұрын

When was thattttt

Everyone’s talking about the tinfoil suit, but NO ONE is talking about the seasoning SLAPs (my stomach hurts because I was laughing so hard)

Funny as hell! Good job!

“You better hope we never need a bowl again.” I will.