They were so lucky to have a friend like Brandon. Who cared enough to poisen them with cooking from the heart of those tiny hands 🙌🏼

@skz14324

2 жыл бұрын

Yes they are lucky to have friend like Brandon.

@ashrenehan4704

2 жыл бұрын

Bestie why u using past tense...

@mandymaley

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh the third leg really got me tho

@mandymaley

2 жыл бұрын

THE HEN

@summersunsets9556

2 жыл бұрын

@@ashrenehan4704 Did you watch the end? They all died by dysentery and sheep.

the fact that he is funny with out being rude to people is actually so awesome

@kip9793

2 жыл бұрын

Anyone read this and immediately think of the vlogs

@mr.fahrenheit7009

2 жыл бұрын

God.forbid someones feeling get hurt

@dallas_malice5074

2 жыл бұрын

he was calling us daddy for lord's sake. and I ain't complaining, honestly.

@aspiric444

2 жыл бұрын

I read that while he said "we need new friends" 🤣🤣

@DragonGateDesign

2 жыл бұрын

define funny

whoever is responsible for cleaning up that kitchen is a wizard. Every episode it starts out looking flawless, and is utterly destroyed by the end.

@TheRadioknight

Жыл бұрын

He has a maid i believe

@sophie-860

Жыл бұрын

The maid is his angry wife when she sees this mess

@cartiaking3377

Жыл бұрын

his CLEANER (why tf are people calling her a maid 😭) has a tiktok :)

@user-zs2xr1jh5x

Жыл бұрын

R3sdcrdcdfr😘

@Idklmfa0

Жыл бұрын

Nope he cleans it himself

the 25 seconds of him just trying to pick up a can killed me! i dont think ivve smiled this much at one thing in a long time lol

@angelahaskett7820

2 жыл бұрын

I died laughing

@user-lh1cu5vb1w

7 ай бұрын

Fr

we gotta appreciate that he goes thru all of this for us lmao, rip friends

@lluvgenn

2 жыл бұрын

bro that’s not you in the pfp

@ebi4005

2 жыл бұрын

@Angelina L 👇💋 disgusting :)

@clown.coffee5669

2 жыл бұрын

@Angelina L 👇💋 uhhhh tf

@serenefarraj9752

2 жыл бұрын

salahooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooloqfhfudeyf6gtyk

@NotNobody741

2 жыл бұрын

Tf

This has to be the most edible "food" I've ever seen Brandon make 😅

@ShotzByRex

2 жыл бұрын

Nahhh the hotdog trees in the hot coco vid seemed kinda edible

@stony1180

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@funkydadpants

2 жыл бұрын

@kidroco I would absolutely adore seeing you eat hotdogs water and hot chocolate

@funkydadpants

2 жыл бұрын

@Kid Rxtro lmao not roco

@ShotzByRex

2 жыл бұрын

@@funkydadpants ill do it for pocket lint and a rusty quarter

The way you whispered and gently fixed our leg, I can appreciate it. You make my day everytime I click on any of your videos. You're my top favorite KZreadr and you're genuinely funny without acting rude towards the fans, now that's how you do it!!

@omelettesoap2601

Жыл бұрын

“Leg”

@Irby5753

4 ай бұрын

​@@omelettesoap2601 ?

bro I swear, every video he makes looks like a fever dream🤣

The fact he puts himself in these mistakes and makes everyone's day better 💖

@jacobgames4771

2 жыл бұрын

He is a true hero

@muffinsaregood558

2 жыл бұрын

@@jacobgames4771 I agree

@mt7680

2 жыл бұрын

Mistakes? More like Comedy Issues

@makaylajenkins1282

2 жыл бұрын

That's true

"I'm vegetarian" "I'm vegan" "I want a divorce" I'm crying omfg lmaooo

@NotNobody741

2 жыл бұрын

Shut up

@cadence.kishimoto

2 жыл бұрын

@@NotNobody741 What’s up with you lol

@jacksongudmunson1258

2 жыл бұрын

@@NotNobody741 wtf what is wrong with you bro u good?

@GutsVod

2 жыл бұрын

@@NotNobody741 your name is literally an anime villain

@faeri_

2 жыл бұрын

“From who??”

Can we appreciate how he says “your gonna do great” before he puts something in the oven😂

@englishatheart

Жыл бұрын

You + are = you're.

@devin234

Жыл бұрын

I do the same thing when I bake 🤣

@BeN00Tafraid

Жыл бұрын

@@englishatheart no one asked

11:27 “Get along with the turkey inside of my head” 😂😂. “Gobble Gobble we Wobble and go-“ That part gets me😂😂😂😂

“I caught you with my tiny hands!” This might be the funniest video ever made.

@ayers3896

2 жыл бұрын

Zack man he is always funny and crazy he has the wener and he just needs some time with the turkey and to spank ot

@jmjung9

2 жыл бұрын

@@ayers3896 excuse me

@PanamaMe

2 жыл бұрын

@Zack Agreed! Laughed the entire time. 😂

Lets just take a second and thank Brandon for putting so much effort into these videos. He’s such a champion. We love you Brandon!

@yourdadssecretlover

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, thank you to Brandon!!!

@wyattp.6845

2 жыл бұрын

I would too if I was making as much as him

@kathrinachattergoon3284

2 жыл бұрын

We Love u So Much

@robertgamble6760

2 жыл бұрын

Love u Brandon ❤️

@ethanesser4827

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you Brandon

We need more comedians like him who aren't just a holes and make you feel better instead

I just wanna appreciate everything that Brandon has done for us. Even at his lowest of low after being homeless he turned his life around and I love how he brings joy to everyone around. I love you Brandon ❤

Brandon, I would love to see you make your five minute craft videos with tiny hands. It’ll be a laugh.

@yeeyee18gaming

2 жыл бұрын

Not the response I think this comment needed…👆👆👆😂😂😂

@Jacob-ru3mu

2 жыл бұрын

It's sad a bot stole your comment and Brandon liked it instead of yours

@akadasfy

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jacob-ru3mu Aw :(

Imbrandonfarris is the only person in the world to ever say: “aren’t I supposed to stuff the turkey- *oh wait I put a hen in there”*

@charliecarter3437

2 жыл бұрын

What is your profile 🤔

5:57 “you ever season the carpet?” Me: hahaha no I have not….. DID HE JUST SAY CARPET IN THE KITCHEN?!?!?!

You have no idea how much you have helped me. My depression has been really doing overtime and your videos have kept me sane and a smile on my face! God bless!

I had such a difficult time cooking a whole turkey WITHOUT tiny hand attachments, I have no idea how Brandon is going to pull this off. But I’m excited to find out!!!

Wasn’t having the best week. This has made my week, I haven’t laughed so much or so hard for ages. You are amazing Brandon.

5:09 when your hand betrays you

4:25 has to be my favorite part out of the entire video. it caused me to laugh for like 10 minutes straight

“Daddy sorry daddy” I can’t stop laughing 😂!!

@gagehuffman3662

2 жыл бұрын

I was dying😂

4:04 when he shoved it innn!! This whole video has made me genuinely laugh- I haven’t done that in years! Thank you Brandon!

@malikai27

2 жыл бұрын

0:13

@indolent_canadian1759

2 жыл бұрын

thats what she said

@Rachel_Lindner

2 жыл бұрын

A BEAN!!

He actually committed to the bit, impressive

"Now kiss it"

He's like a Southern Ryan Reynolds with the soul of a golden retriever 🤣

@theblob8842

Жыл бұрын

That is surprisingly accurate

@isaiahates9533

Жыл бұрын

Yes that is way too accurate

@oldgymsock

Жыл бұрын

Both look amazing

@DingleBerriemckevins

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha 😂. I. Don’t. Like hotdogs

@chloeb1237

Жыл бұрын

And pug mix😂🤣

The chaotic energy of this man is why I love him

You help me through all my hard times brandon i thank you for that from the bottom off my heart

Me and my brother love falling asleep to your videos, and tonight, we couldn't decide on what to watch. I randomly turned this on and he said "Oh yea! Now you got it!" and gave me a high five! Thank you for making my brother's night, Brandon.

I gave this video a thumbs up before watching. I know when i click on any of Brandon's videos, that they are going to not only make me laugh, be entertaining, but also put me in a better mood. Thanks for being the comical genius that you are Brandon and sharing your brilliant ideas with us. You are the MAN!

Not even a minute into it and I'm having an asthma attack over your wrists breaking. 🤣 I had to pause and come write this, you sir are 😘👌🏻

@kelliev4833

2 жыл бұрын

I literally sent my sister this video 30 seconds in and said the same thing to her 😂 once those wrists broke...

@venuscanteven425

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr I think like three other people said something similar. I was wheezing by the end

2 years later, the first Brandon Farris video I’ve ever watched and I still love it and it brings back so many good memories, Thank you for all these amazing videos Brandon!!❤

This guy is the best the part where he says “ better to be safe then sorry” drops the sweet potatoes “welp that’s done that made me laugh so hard❤️

Let’s just take a second to thank Brandon for putting so much effort into these videos. His poor kitchen has to pay the price for it🤣

@ayers3896

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Hugo_Balls08

2 жыл бұрын

There is a comment saying almost the exact same thing. Very suspicious

@ayers3896

2 жыл бұрын

@@Hugo_Balls08 ummmmm lol😂

@JL-el7ju

2 жыл бұрын

@@Hugo_Balls08 it’s KZread, the comment sections full of repeated comments.

Do you know what I’m glad that you did one of these this year. Do you want for Christmas! This is hilarious!

@bounniee

2 жыл бұрын

what

@lilywiersema8040

2 жыл бұрын

@@bounniee Just a minor stroke.

@bounniee

2 жыл бұрын

@@lilywiersema8040 understandable

@bounniee

2 жыл бұрын

@Angelina L 👇💋 NO-

I love your videos Brandon! Especially with this one, because I've been crying a lot because I've been super stressed out with school work. Which this video made me not think of it and just get a couple laughs. Thank you Brandon.

This is the only youtuber that makes me genuinely laugh every 30 seconds. Love u brandon

I honestly haven't laughed that hard in years!! I had to keep pausing to wipe away tears from laughing so much! Thank you Brandon for that, I truly needed it. Happy Thanksgiving y'all!

Anyone else catch the second that was a throwback to the rap he made up for last years Thanksgiving video. My favorite 💜

@theminecraftteen1756

2 жыл бұрын

#top5momentsof2020

You and that knife gave me SO MUCH ANXIETY 😂and when u was swingin it around ur face AH

I’ve been in a dark place lately and I haven’t laughed like this in over 6 months! This video was so funny and we need more channels like this he’s funny without being disrespectful

The amount of time and patience this video has. I could never.

brandon: "we are gonna have to do delicate surgery" also brandon: "RAWR RARR RAAAAAAAAA"

This is the first time I laughed like that since 2 months Thank you Brandon

This is my favourite video. I keep watching it and it makes my day every time. I love your videos… (I’ve watched this 20+ times) Ps you were supposed to put the butter on before the seasoning😅😂.

I haven't laughed like this in a long time thank you Brandon, thank you for making life a whole lot funnier😂😂

@virtual_mew

Жыл бұрын

👁👄👁

Can we take a minute to talk about how he said "ever seasoned a carpet?" instead of "ever seasoned a floor?" Implying he has carpet in his kitchen

@ashleyfortag7695

2 жыл бұрын

@Keeping Farris Clean good luck

Ariana is just so nonchalant about the whole situation and I love it 😂

This has to be the funniest video I have ever seen on KZread, my favorite video of all time. Thank you Brandon.

I love how he’s not afraid to make a mess!! Let’s take a minute to appreciate how much effort he puts into his videos!!

Can I just say when I'm sad he makes my day. Brandon goes through all of this just to make us happy. Thank you Brandon

I no longer live. I just found this guy through my friend and no body told me he’s a bloody COMEDIC GENIUS!!! I love it so much 👏👏👏

I swear that fact his jokes are not meant to hurt anyone and they make me die laughing is why he is one of my fav people

Was laughing so hard I had to pause it several times so I didn't miss anything. Thank you Brandon for always making me smile. Hope y'all had a good Thanksgiving!!

19:42 the surprised face

i have watched this like 4 times and im still rolling on the floor with laughter

Whenever I’m down the only thing to bring a smile to my face is Brandon so thank you for what you do

As someone who cooks sometimes, I absolutely died when he dumped so many bay leaves onto the tur-hen-dog

I’m just slowly dying(on the inside and outside)the more I watch him cook

The milk got me 💀😭

Thank you now with my "normal sized hands" I can make me and my friends a great Thanksgiving!

I am so grateful for this man and his videos. Everytime I have a bad day I watch his videos and remember it's never was that bad. The laughs I get from Brandon's videos are what I look forward to at the end of the day. Thanks Brandon.

@christianhernandez3048

Жыл бұрын

Ya

@christianhernandez3048

Жыл бұрын

Ya

The "oh no, I'm butter now" had me dying. I love your vids they're so funny you vids always seems to make my day a whole lot better. You're amazing.

My week have been crazy but this made me smile 😊

11:30 did anyone else realize when he started singing the song that he sang when google translate asked him to “rap in tinfoil” or something like that

@pietromaione5107

Жыл бұрын

Memories

@platinumarmoured9933

Жыл бұрын

11:31

Every sentence you say makes me wheeze. My friend and I choked on our water by this! Thanks for making our day man

@jacksongudmunson1258

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@nintendopro1576

2 жыл бұрын

He is the best

I love your videos so much I literally stay up all night watching u

1:27 his hand really went ✋🫳

@JazminRamirez-zb6xs

15 күн бұрын

Nah it went 🫸 🫳

13:39 nearly killed me... nothing so sad has ever been so damn funny

19:56 That fart was definitely personal

@never3520

Жыл бұрын

20:00

that was so good the way hemade jokes with the seasanes🤣🤣🤣🤣 love it❤❤❤

we love you Brandon thank you for all the videos but this one made me cry and you worked so hard for friends that are rude keep doing great and I love how you are so nice and loving "you are going to do great" I love you ;)

Brandon is such a. Nice guy and he makes so many people happy with his content but also being Brandon’s friend would be amazing no matter what sacrifice including food poisoning.

I'm impressed by his control with the tiny hands 👐

20:39” she still alive she is lives really far away“ lucky you still have yours

@MkTheOne414

3 ай бұрын

R.I.P. so sry for for loss

Beautiful just beautiful.......I loved when you put all the meat together and did seasoning

Omg, what a nice surprise! Happy Thanksgiving, Brandon 💜

This is why we love Brandon. Thank you Brandon. You helped me through my mom's death a year ago, and you reminded me that it's ok, and you taught me how to smile again. Thank you

I wish I was friends with you, like you seem fun to be friends with, also I watch this one specific video every year when it’s close to christmas because of (some reason) and like it’s all just the vibe like this whole video is the vibe, and yes I do consider 5 months close to christmas also have a great day 🎄🎅💅

10:21 “you know what better to be safe then sorry let's drain it" drops the sweat potato

Dude he literally just posted it 7 mins ago and he already has 4k views, im so proud of him honestly and how far he has gotten

I loved the "take that and rewind it back, lil jhon got the beat to make your boody go clap" reference at 10:44. That song is great

I laughed so hard it felt like some water but nothing came out ❤️💜 you Brandon

4:46 “we have hot dogs” *has a flash back of the hotdog massacre of 2010 in smallville Kansas*

9:33 I love this video, and can’t stop watching it. But the thing that always makes me laugh is the “Oh no, I’m butter now”

Bro says refreshing then hits the 🥺 Also lurhendog got me rolling on the ground 🤣

3:13 honey that’s the turkey neck😭😭

At 17:17 when he said what's over there I actually looked 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

@ItsOqean

Жыл бұрын

SAME

@MkTheOne414

3 ай бұрын

You too?

@christinabrown1185

3 ай бұрын

@@MkTheOne414 yeah he caught me at a moment of weakness 😂🤣😂

I almost never laugh at KZread videos, but Brandon never fails to make me laugh

13:52 OOOOHHHHHH LOL

" how much butter " he asked himself "yes?" answered himself

3:48 Brandon: “Sir.” *removing sus Third leg* Me: thinking he’ll say “ma’am” afterwards but didn’t 😂😂

"How much butter?" "Yes" I'm still laughing. Help.

This is my favorite video of all time because he's too funny I almost died of laughter.

my lord, those hands are absolutely normal sized! don’t let the peasants tell you otherwise! the sheep will take care of them 😈

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING KEEP MAKING THESE. I’ve never laughed so hard

Tiny hands made an already hilarious video, even funnier 😂😂😂 And the ages 😂😂😂😂😂🤌🤌