he took my ear…

@Splitz9.

2 жыл бұрын

lol

@alsmacka5448

2 жыл бұрын

Same man

@XLBULLY_MYLO23

2 жыл бұрын

Same I can’t hear now

@Mimik.

2 жыл бұрын

We deaf now🦤

@KISS-is_comfort.

2 жыл бұрын

Same here…does anyone know what he’s saying?

I'm glad he figured out people really liked his google translate videos and started doing them more again

@cuylervanakker4715

2 жыл бұрын

I've also been waiting

@fireytehspartan

2 жыл бұрын

agreed, i absolutely love these vids

@CharlieBacks

2 жыл бұрын

Yesssssss

@SlipperywhenRhett

2 жыл бұрын

I'd like to see him and Cameron do something like a Google translate "how to paint your bedroom" video. These and eating bugs are what hooked me

@josiewright1840

2 жыл бұрын

Me too. I can't stand the amount of ticktok videos lol

The fact that you could still hear the dough rapping after the fridge door shut killed me

@katywynter6419

2 жыл бұрын

And that he kept it going the whole video was amazing We need a lyric video

@flirtyhershey-shibamom1749

Жыл бұрын

Me too…. My face hurts from laughing

@flirtyhershey-shibamom1749

Жыл бұрын

Eye pink 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

@H4V1L4ND

Жыл бұрын

@Tom nook my beloved 💀💀

@fabianaveras3669

Жыл бұрын

Dough wrapping?

This has to be one of the only times Brandon has actually eaten his Google Translate dish 👀

@lauryncummings2381

2 жыл бұрын

He has eaten it before in his old ones.

@stephaniebirdsallmiller5798

2 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately... No.

@jamie.lynn004

2 жыл бұрын

He always does lol

@jnightly9779

2 жыл бұрын

he succeeded with a creepy crepe also

@jennacyanide4872

Жыл бұрын

He literally always does? Are you new here or something

"That recipe was to die for", yes Brandon, we will find out one day because with the amount of things you've eaten must be deadly as heck..

@billdip7160

2 жыл бұрын

Uh oh I hear the police

@naturecrew6070

2 жыл бұрын

I hear the popo

@CHEESESTRING._.

Жыл бұрын

Im whaching this in 2022 im 9 trust me :]

@huskybotie1552

Жыл бұрын

He’s eaten so much fire extinguisher.

"Turn on the gas on high then turn it off the heat never happened" "The literal definition of gaslighting." 😂😂😂😂😂💀 I need a chalk outline over here cuz I'm deceased.

can we just take a moment to appreciate Brandon’s rapping skills

@sharonadams2056

Жыл бұрын

Fr😂

@goldenlance1130

Жыл бұрын

I've listened to the old rap about aluminum foil hundreds of times

@Tv.Static.System

7 ай бұрын

It's not Brandon's, it's the doughs, duh 🙄

I wonder....was that the actual first Google translate "meal" that you actually enjoyed? It's probably due to all the butter. Everything is better with more butter xD

@randomplotbunny

2 жыл бұрын

He made creme brule a while back, turned into sugar soup that he said was really good.

@andpad8380

2 жыл бұрын

@@randomplotbunny but was that a Google Translate video?

@whyjustwhy420

2 жыл бұрын

@@randomplotbunny and ginger bread man

@kkwalace287

2 жыл бұрын

No he liked the gingerbread one too and some others I can't remember

@randomplotbunny

2 жыл бұрын

@@andpad8380 It was

Brandon you should make a 5 star wedding cake, like one of those multi level ones 💜

@kyleejones5827

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah he should

@crystalmaness1849

2 жыл бұрын

Yes I would love to see that!

@frownie_kittie

2 жыл бұрын

Omg yes!

@Blobfishlovr69

2 жыл бұрын

He could do it if him and Maria ever get wed

@seanA416

Жыл бұрын

But through Google translate

Seeing a google translate video when your having a bad day is the best thing ever. Thank you for making my day better

@driveincanada9713

2 жыл бұрын

👍👍❤

@Jadenelson814

2 жыл бұрын

Having a bad day, can agree.

I love how no one talking about Brando- I mean the pastry's mad rapping skills 🤣🤣

@katywynter6419

2 жыл бұрын

We need a lyric video expeditiously

@gabriellamiller2283

Жыл бұрын

It's lil pastry

“Got some in my eye and now I got eye pinks” has made me laugh uncontrollably

This is an accurate representation of whats happening in my brain on a daily basis. If anyone ever asks what its like to have autism or adhd, just show them any of Brandon's videos lmao

@MortusSweet

Жыл бұрын

My favorite step of having both of those is being super happy to talk to someone and not talk properly, and then feel like an idiot for a while after 😂 or having the power of being blunt with questions and finding out stuff you’re curious about. 99% of the time, the person gives you an answer!

@ENA-7URR0N

Жыл бұрын

Yeah this feels pretty accurate

“They call me chicken legs but you can call me later” totally gonna try that pick up line and see what happens. If they get the reference even better lol

@simmy.official

18 күн бұрын

i sound dumb but i dont get the reference, could someone explain it?

@AER_AXE

9 күн бұрын

@@simmy.officialIt was something he said in the video lol at 3:29

"Are we making a Rue? Yeah the girl from hunger games!" Had me dying 🤣

@mlynn4559

2 жыл бұрын

@O1234S6789 ?

That 6th sense joke is the smartest thing I've heard all week

The food rapping everytime he opens that fridge has me wheezing

I can’t even lie, this is one of your best videos, I woke up my whole family from laughing at this, thank you so much, keep it up, this is amazing

My ear.. MY FREAKING EA-

Can we talk about how he actually put his finger on a hot pan? Respect and worry for dedication.

I'm already scared by the thumbnail.... Brandon are you allright?? Sometimes I worry for you 🤣💜

@adil0028

2 жыл бұрын

@O1234S6789 idk, but idgaf about it

The fact that he is just outlining the ingredients / stuff that falls on the floor ( I love this guy 😂❤️ ) Edit : HOLY HECK HOW DID THIS GET 151 LIKES-

@-Sharki-

Жыл бұрын

Rip ingredients, you will never be forgotten 😔😭

I'm 10 seconds in, and I know it's gonna be a good one when he pulls a dobby ear from behind the camera, also, so much content recently! We appreciate it alot Brandon! Thank you!

Did google seriously allow him a decent meal for once?

@JenniferSara1982

Жыл бұрын

Last one I recall that turned out good was gingerbread men I think.

@jakecentral296

Жыл бұрын

And the chicken noodle soup that's probably best he did on google translate

Anytime I hear Michelin star chef or Michelin star meal all I can picture is the Michelin man in an apron 🤷🏻‍♀️

@annamarie5829

2 жыл бұрын

Glad I’m not the only one!

@gurvmlk

Жыл бұрын

Could've fooled me that it means something different, because I've never even heard the term prior to this video.

@Megan-rr6qg

Жыл бұрын

Same anna

@MCOmegaX123

Жыл бұрын

@@gurvmlk It doesn't actually mean something different (I mean it does, but it doesn't). The Michelin star rating system was invented by the Michelin tire company in the 1920s, because since it was basically the dawn of widespread driver-ship, they published a travel guide for the newest (at the time) craze, the road-trip, and they included restaurant reviews in that guide.

@gurvmlk

Жыл бұрын

@@MCOmegaX123 So it was basically a rating system to encourage people to go on lengthy road trips, and therefore be incentivized to buy the company's tires.

Can we appreciate how this man makes a mess every vid to entertain us 😀

I often wonder, what kinda food would he make if he realllyy tried a real recipe?

@SuckitToddProductions

2 жыл бұрын

Have you been to Yard House? He was a michelin chef there in the 90’s 😂

@JenniferSara1982

Жыл бұрын

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@JenniferSara1982

Жыл бұрын

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@JenniferSara1982

Жыл бұрын

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@JenniferSara1982

Жыл бұрын

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The dough was literally rapping the whole time 😂🤣😭 I love everything at his video

I didnt realize how much I missed GT. I could not stop laughing! So happy you were able to work them back in! Love you so mmaaaccchhh! 💜

@RoxxLuck

2 ай бұрын

what does GT stand for

@ferretsonferrets

2 ай бұрын

google translate

@Man.Lover100

Ай бұрын

@@RoxxLuckgoogle translate!

Another Brandonfarris video another day of laughing for 2 hours straight Edit : Woah- Tysm for 92 likes!

@Tsukki_Malfoy

2 жыл бұрын

Bot

@jastined70

2 жыл бұрын

Fax

A year passed, and I still haven't gotten my ear back. Brandon, please give it back

I’m watching this for a third time already - and I am STILL howling at the cutting oil “yeah no I feel dumb” 😂😂😂 thank you for all the content this week, I’m in heaven!!!

I feel like the world could be on fire and Brandon would still make everything better

@phoenixlights1543

2 жыл бұрын

This guy is the best

@wendimunson844

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair it'd probably be on fire due to something he did in his kitchen

@katywynter6419

2 жыл бұрын

Realistically the world is slowly burning and he does in fact make it better

@leahlandon8429

Жыл бұрын

Don't worry, if the worlds on fire it's probably him making a video

When you have to ask: What are you making again? Every 5 minutes. You know it is a good google translate.

@kevinkomiti3135

2 жыл бұрын

@O1234S6789 uhm SHUT-

I just can't 😂 Never fails to have me crying clutching my stomach with laughter. And really needed it today!!

The video hasn't even started yet and I'm already so excited, I've been waiting for a Google translate and here it is!

Seriously you are the funniest KZreadr!! One of your videos made me laugh in the middle of the night 😂

@alexstrofs308

2 жыл бұрын

I did now what?

Another one? Yay! Thanks for always uploading so much, it’s appreciated!

I'm really loving the content lately (well I always do), and Brandon's been uploading so often also! Dig it. Love when Brandon does the google-translate vids, his reaction vids and the vids with Cam.

"Ya I used to fly with your old man.......ya I killed him" BRANDON YOU CANT SAY THAT 😂😂

Brandon just makes my day😆

@phoenixlights1543

2 жыл бұрын

And he uploaded every fricking day🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️

Why are dad jokes so much funnier when he tells them lol

I love watching your google translate meals. They crack me up every time.

Thank you Brandon for making a horrible day, alot better ! your videos are always there to cheer one up. Keep up the good work!

I love your videos :) they've helped me through depression for so long and I have watched so many videos of yours and I watch your videos whenever I just need a laugh thanks for the most amazing content for so many years

These are by far some of my favorite Brandon Farris videos, along with literally every single other video he makes

I just wanted to say thank you Brandon for the sheer effort you put into these translate videos. They never get old

i just watched your first video, that video was so sweet and it was nice to come back to this and see the man you've become :]

Still watching with one ear…

This is probably the best one! I haven't laughed so hard in a long time!! Bravo, Chef!!

I was literally having such a bad day and you just cheered me right up. Thank you for the crazy things you do. You're thee most hilarious!!

I swear Brandon can cure even my worst days. I watch your videos everyday i have probably seen every video at least 20 times. Life has been really bad the past few years from my mom rejecting her kidney transplant, my boyfriend going into renal failure, being homeless, my grandmother getting cancer just to name a few. All this to say thank you Brandon for all you do!! God bless you!!

This is just what I need before volleyball, thanks Brandon, WE LOVE YOU!😀

omfg!!!! you are honestly the most funniest person on youtube i have ever watched! you showed up on my recommended page this morning and ive been watching your videos all day! my stomach is sore, my cheeks hurt and my eyes have been leaking! i haven't laughed this much or as genuinely as i have this morning! thank you for that! you are truly talented! i hope you never stop making your videos, especially these google translate ones! merry xmas from ottawa, ontario, canada

Yaaasss Brandon! Thank you for fueling my dopamine with these google translate videos! I always love that these are a perfect mix of chaos and comedy

This made my day so much thank you! I smiled watching this whole video 💕💕❤️ your the best!

"i see two milks, why you got two milks?" 🤣

Is anybody gonna talk about how he said "cashew shorts i made a playlist" at the end like that had me laughing.

The whistling and constant drawing of chalk outlines is sending me 😂

I love the chaos that is these videos. You take me back to the times when KZread was good. Quality '08 humor that has become a rare delicacy on this website now.

“ i barely could read it first place.” my life in a nutshell

"The butter stink, Got some in my eye, Now I have eye pink" lmao from the rapping pastry.

My parents are drag her me away from the place I have lived my whole life. This is the first time I have laughed today. Thank you so much for making the content you do ❤️

My cat heard the word “tuna” and left me to run to the kitchen… it’s 9:30 in the morning and she is positive that Brandon is going to share tuna with her. She’s waiting patiently too.

@withdrawn_illustrator356

2 жыл бұрын

Give her tuna right now

@tavprisun

2 жыл бұрын

Give this cat some damn tuna

@shepherd4000

2 жыл бұрын

For all people wondering the old lady did not get tuna simply because she ate all of it yesterday. Because Fuzz was using her inside voice she did get broth. The mini monster has been appeased.

@withdrawn_illustrator356

2 жыл бұрын

@@shepherd4000 good. As long as the mini gremlin got some treat for being cute

@shepherd4000

2 жыл бұрын

@@withdrawn_illustrator356 she’s 13 so she gets whatever she wants now.

"cookin' like a chef i'm a 5 star michelin" - lee felix, stray kids

I clicked faster on this video then my brain can function

lmfao. this is one of my favorites.... the rapping food in fridge had me rollin!!!! I love you Brandon ❤

Im so happy that you started doing these again 😂😁

Cooking Like a Chef in a Five Star Michelin….. please tell me someone got it lmaoooo

Is it just me or when I saw the title I thought of," cooking like a chef I'm a 5 star Michelin". - Stray Kids

Literally the only videos on youtube that make me have to pause due to crying with laughter 😅🤣love the google translates need more asap mate!

Hey Brandon. I hope you're doing okay. I watch your videos to make me happier, and they always do. I know many man people agree with me and you're probably not going to see this, but I just wanted to let you know that I appreciate you and all that you do for us. I am praying on your up rise. Thank you. :)

I love the rap every time he opens the fridge

Found you on your short channel put of nowhere, and I love you.

I miss, you telling us about you and opening gifts for your apartment. I am so happy for your success and wish you the world. Thank you for your realness in early videos, it helped me during a rough time.

My ear looked like an elf ear.

Brandon is coming in to make our day better 💜

Brandon thank you so much for doing more of these these are so funny I love these ones so much

I literally look forward to your video every single day.. I love your consistency you are the funniest person on the internet thank you for posting so much you make my day better 💜💜💜💜💜

I always laugh when I watch your videos 🤣

Can we all take a moment to appreciate how amazingly you took care of Gloria!?! Because your mother raised you right.✌

I’m so happy your doing these again :) there my favorite thing besides the things you do with cam

This was just awesome! Thanks a lot!

brandon ur so amazing and funny keep it up :)

@PolitesStan

2 жыл бұрын

You’re probably not that stupid but definitely don’t click the link the bot account sent

Love you and your videos, Brandon! For the next Google translate, can you make focaccia bread? I'm looking to make some and making it while I follow you would be hilarious 😂💜 Edit: were the prunes worthy of joining the toilet cheeses? 😂

"Yeah. No, I feel dumb" me about 10 times a day 🤣

Probably wasn't wise to watch this at work, but Thank you so much for the laughs. I needed that.

(Me being a stray kids fan,kpop) Brandon: "3 star michelin" Me: cooking like a chef I'm a 5 star michelin✨ Any fellow stays here?

At 3:02 the rapping part took me out 😂

This is the fastest I've ever viewed a new video... this is crazy. I love Brandon's videos, he makes me laugh on the inside. Because I can't physically bring myself to laugh.

Cooking like a chef imma 5 star Michelin

Give us more things you buy off amazon with cam omg i love Those!!

@maureendavies4762

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@driveincanada9713

2 жыл бұрын

👍👍🌹

Your ewwwsss and screams of agony and disgust are always what make me laugh the most😂😂😂 Thank you so much for making all of our days better!

This is definitely my FAV! This was hilarious!! Lmao 🤣🤣

Cookin’ like a chef I’m a five star Michelin ✨

@joanna..5656_

2 жыл бұрын

yes a stay!!

cooking like a chef from a 5 star michelin 😎

So happy you are still doing these. This world is depressing and you make me asthma giggle

OMG YES, how i have missed these

Cooking like a chef im a 5 star Michelin

cooking like a chef he's a 3 star Michelin .... lol