"Man passively aggressively wastes time while he 'doesnt complain' about his missed meeting with Zack"

@driveincanada9713

2 жыл бұрын

👍♥️

@rvality..shifvr

Жыл бұрын

Zack smh

@heyitsmua

Жыл бұрын

Zach watching this be like: 👁️👄👁️

@clawapex1017

Жыл бұрын

“passively aggressively” There are two things that come out of this statement for me 1. This man doesn’t know how English works 2. I’m dumb and don’t understand what he’s trying to say

@zemasterze11

Жыл бұрын

Sorry guys, I had plans

can we just appreciate how much cleaning this man has to do for every video, on top of editing and filming. this man puts in the work, you better subscribe.

@oreoreo1534

2 жыл бұрын

He hires a cleaning service.😂

@traceypotter7669

2 жыл бұрын

He does,and she makes KZread videos about the cleaning 😂

@sophiaferkler8263

2 жыл бұрын

@@traceypotter7669 what’s the cleaners channel

@Crazyshilo

2 жыл бұрын

@@sophiaferkler8263 kzread.info/dash/bejne/aKmJsKVqacWukqQ.html

@traceypotter7669

2 жыл бұрын

@@sophiaferkler8263 I'm sorry I can't remember, I literally came across it yesterday! But sure if you search Brandon farris cleaner you will find her. Or someone else here can answer?

Hey Brandon Farris! Sorry I missed that business meeting with you! My kids really love your content and you seem pretty funny! Maybe want to set up a new business meeting? I'm sorry that I couldn't get to you, I forgot about it and was sick and I just discovered this video through my kids' recommendation!

@user-ee2en2xf2y

3 күн бұрын

😂😂

One thing i would like to see is how he would clean up the mess he made after making a video. That could be a fun video.

@InChristILive

Жыл бұрын

I agree

@DeeganGalloway-zj6ej

6 күн бұрын

at a buffet, i personally sneak corndogs into the buffet so others can enjoy them. I hide 6 corndogs in my jacket pockets. it then, is a joy for me to see other patrons of the establishment eat my corndogs thinking they were part of the buffet.

@notrickastley106

2 жыл бұрын

How How

@Vibe_editz

2 жыл бұрын

Dang, you must really like corn dogs

@traciesalgado4716

2 жыл бұрын

🤣😳🤣

@iva4135

2 жыл бұрын

How should we get about that

@ApollothaG

2 жыл бұрын

Ay Yo can i get a Corndog

“Im not one to name names”. and proceeds to say his name at least 20 times.also at this point with how much cake, sand, and fertilizer in his carpet imma just hire a cleaning crew for Brandon 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@specgamer388

2 жыл бұрын

He has a cleaner

@kippersanimals2642

2 жыл бұрын

He has one and she has a TikTok lol

@_Pix_

Жыл бұрын

And at the end “it’s so flaky! Imma name you Zach” that killed me

@reaperscythe4579

Жыл бұрын

@@_Pix_ The passive aggressive savageness throughout this video was perfectly wrapped up with that line.

@user-fd9ru7wt2d

Жыл бұрын

I am watching this on Sunday today

7:44 I FELL OUT OF MY FLOOR

The punch at 4:10 was personal 😂

@zachcota3154

2 ай бұрын

My man can throw a solid punch 😂

Can we, at least one time, see the cleaning process after filming ? I feel the person cleaning up need some recognition ❤ Maybe an interview, a tutorial, a top 10 video of cleaning supplies... i don't know. Anything!

@Elemental1217

2 жыл бұрын

She's got her own social media. Dirtiest dooder I believe, but it's been a while since I looked her up.

@katlyn8924

2 жыл бұрын

I like to imagine he doesn't clean he just has many of the same exact room and every time he makes a mess he just moves to a different one

@ChrisUnlimitedGames

2 жыл бұрын

Top 10 messiest messes Brandon Made.

@l0cal_l0s3r

Жыл бұрын

@@ChrisUnlimitedGames number 1: *every glitter bomb he has recieved*

@moldyrainbowsock5447

Жыл бұрын

She has a TikTok!

8:04 That made me so sad, he was so happy for the big chip :[

BRANDON THAT WAS RICE PAPER!

9:30 that was so graceful

Translation for 8:41 "Where is the bathroom?" " The library?" "Thank you"

( 4:30 ) It is actually Friday, I had a party to go to and it turns out it got canceled so now I'm sitting at my desk watching Brandon and drinking my sugar milk. You got that right.

@MusiclLordEntertainment

7 ай бұрын

sugar milk? if you dont mind me asking, what is sugar milk? im curious cause it sounds good

@skz_pigunny9745

7 ай бұрын

@@MusiclLordEntertainment i put two spoons of sugar into a glass of milk, then stir, then drink :) it’s quite delicious during winter, i’ve been drinking it since i was little

@MusiclLordEntertainment

7 ай бұрын

sucks i don't have any sugar. i have tons of milk, but no sugar! ;-;@@skz_pigunny9745

@ashleywatson2024

7 ай бұрын

STAN SKZZZZZZZZZZ❤❤❤❤❤

@SOUTH_HIGHLINER

Күн бұрын

Same

My dog died today. But watching Brandon has cheered me up. Thank you brandon.

@ena-fan12

2 ай бұрын

im sorry for your loss

@Ur_Local_Undertale_Fan

2 ай бұрын

Hope your dog is in a better place now

@JustAbigRythFan

4 күн бұрын

Underrated comment 😢

The commitment this man has to give us content is awesome

@YoungMan585

6 ай бұрын

if only a certain zack also took some lessons on commitment

"big chips not ready yet" you can hear the dissapointment in brandons voice

@IamOb-squished

2 жыл бұрын

@Cliodhna🩸 what do you mean?

@IamOb-squished

2 жыл бұрын

IKNOW 😂😂😂 HE WAS SSOOOO SADDD

@RoboticMothBlade

2 жыл бұрын

"Big Chip! Let's go check on our Big Chip!" "... big chip's not ready yet..."

@Bucketofsad

Жыл бұрын

8:01 right here for anyone wondering!

He is doing the stuff that we wished we could do but cost too much money when we were little. Also make sure to take care of yourself Brandon we love you forever and always.

@venomg5799

2 жыл бұрын

*cost

@BehindTheGreenEyes

2 жыл бұрын

cost*, too*

@littlemisscutie

2 жыл бұрын

oh ty i failed english so-

@coltonthrasher6427

Жыл бұрын

@@littlemisscutie the corrected you but if u look you said it correctly bc they typed the same thing u did

@willow6576

Жыл бұрын

@@coltonthrasher6427 they edited it. Lol.

6:21 it's Not toilet paper, it's RICE paper

@genosixgd

4 ай бұрын

yeah, sure. You toilet paper eaters will do ANYTHING to deny you're eating toilet paper

@user-mn4ni2rb6p

4 ай бұрын

​@genosixgd 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 it is rice paper though

@hollygoodwin366

4 ай бұрын

0:00 Ooh What kind of cake is that I could go for, I don't want cake

@hollygoodwin366

2 ай бұрын

0:02 *short wheeze* Gross

The amount of mess and pain he goes thru to make us laugh yall better subscribe

@nevenevada6041

Жыл бұрын

no

@bells111shorts

Жыл бұрын

69th like on this comment!

Lol 😆 It's so flakey, I'm gonna name him Zach. Did he ever show up?? Bring back Kelly! I ordered a glitter bomb necklace. 😆😁💜

@catsj1767

2 жыл бұрын

It’s a game - have to find her i think

@StrawberryPhys

Жыл бұрын

@@catsj1767 Can't believe I never saw this message! 🤦‍♀️ Apparently, if you ordered a glitter bomb necklace or earrings, he'd being her back after so much money was made. All money made goes to a charity.

Please do more collabs with Cam, they are my comfort videos when I am feeling low.

@adenmelton6834

2 жыл бұрын

Brandon and Cam in a room together is such genuine chaos and I love it

Brandon: I’m just trying to show off my chopsticks skills *drops the chip* edit: 5:42

You know what's frustrating? The Pringles cover doesn't fit on the bottom of the Pringles can, so you can't keep it there while you eat some of the Pringles and know where the top is to reseal the tube.

@Ollieee420

10 ай бұрын

Fr. I hate that sm about Pringles.

As someone with celiacs, and has to live gluten free, Brandon…. Are you okay? You always mention how you’re gluten free, you buy gluten free cake mix, then eat regular bread. Your stomach must HATE you bruh

@kendallmatthews4237

2 жыл бұрын

same here i have celiac disease too and seeing him eat all this gluten and wheat and stuff hurts ME badly

@ShortForMitchel

2 жыл бұрын

I was wondering along similar lines. Maybe he doesn't have celiacs or an allergy? I don't have celiacs myself but I do have an allergy to wheat and dairy and a sensitivity to soy. So wheat and dairy mess me up big time but soy is dose-dependent so I can eat a little without a terrible reaction. Maybe his issue with gluten is a sensitivity

@AbstractlyDelen

2 жыл бұрын

@beyond your imagination finally, you’ve been reported

@audreyhudson

2 жыл бұрын

He probably spits it out after getting the take..

@DNagy1800

2 жыл бұрын

@@AbstractlyDelen youtube doesn't care

You never disappoint us with your content.

"Where is the bathroom? The library? Thank you! Mustard." -said no one ever but brandon

0:06 and I'm already reminded why I subbed to this channel. The *commitment* to the bit is just chefs kiss.

3:11 Brandon having an existential crisis and coping with food

I love that brandon make giant messes in his house to keep us entertained keep up the good work

@sammycat4310

2 жыл бұрын

His cleaning person/company must charge him combat pay.

How do you make watching other people doing stuff funny. Your just so funny Brandon 😂☺️

6:08 was so funny like 😂😂😂

0:39 I laughed too hard at this

I FREAKING LOVE THIS MAN AND HIS DEDICATION TO CLEAN HIS CARPET

@hamsandwich1941

2 жыл бұрын

@Cliodhna🩸that matches the comment

9:18 " them : Whos here? " Me: " not your eyebrows- " ( the old lady )

5:06 rip chips

I love how he will do whatever it takes including injuring himself to entertain others

4:30 the fact that im watching this on Friday 🧍

@tjnarron7618

Жыл бұрын

Sameee

5:43 i’m just trying to show off my chopstick skills but A couple minutes before 1:16 drops the sushi

"Oww" - 3:39 -

3:56 ... I dont want to talk about it... I still haven't emotionally recovered 🙃💔

0:16 I'm impressed that he can jump that far and high very impressive.

@bradleylong2340

Жыл бұрын

He's not human

@Swallowedshampooprollygonnadie

Жыл бұрын

Agreed

He’s my plan A

@Maniac_Matthew

2 ай бұрын

Agreed

Only Brandon could mess up throwing s cake at an inamimate object and end up having the object throw it right back at him 🤣🤣🤣

0:48 Oh, I didn't know you played piano I would love to hear it

@tomansager1

Жыл бұрын

Meanwhile one of his "songs" on another video: -random bunch of notes- *texas*

7:25 when your controller is on budget

Just watching Brandon's video brightens my day for much

6:50 Brandon I think that was not toilet paper …

Hey, I just wanted to say thank you for being such an amazing human!☺️I can always rely on you to put a smile on my face and make me laugh.🥰You never fail to make my day!🦋Keep up the amazing work!❤️💕

@pajapontto7071

Жыл бұрын

Comment section full of bots. Im here to break the ice.

i’m waiting for brandon to make a video of him finding and saving kelly after being pic-napped.

@Thats.crazy_

2 жыл бұрын

Yes.

I don't know if anyone remembers when he reacted to this same video a fee years ago I dunno if its even still up but I remember it and im so glad he's reacting to it again!♡

4:34 i love how i am watching this on a friday and i definitely do not have plans for today

Your videos are a go-to when my panic attacks start creeping up. Stops them from happening about a 3rd of the time. Thank you 🖤

@Aperson-rs4eh

Жыл бұрын

pray for that to go away

Am watching in a Friday and had no plans 👽 so this was my plan A to watch Brandon 👍 Love the chaos and love the videos man, bring so many laughs , thank you

I love how you spend the rest of his time nonchalantly being pissed at Zack😂 😂😂

7:44 when he said stop made me laugh so hard 😭😭😭

@MrWolf-yc1zz

Жыл бұрын

そのユーザー名が大好き

"Everytime I eat bread it goes straight to my mouth." Brandon quote of the year🤣

I love this 🤣 "its so flakey imma name it zach"

“Im full *continues to blame his hand about giving him too much bread*” 💀😭

Man gets stood up on business meeting and acts the way I act when I'm stood up on a date love it

Brandon throwing cake all over the room reminds me of when my eight year old cousin left a piece of cake on my bedroom floor and it got all smashed into the carpet. That was last month and I still find cake crumbs in the floor to this day. 🤣

OH MY GOD YOU POSTED THIS VIDEO ON MY BIRTHDAY? AND I DIDNT EAT CAKE!! WAS THIS A SIGN🤨😨 AND THE HAPPY BIRTHDAY!? 1:45 🥲thank you

@GamerMELING5719

Жыл бұрын

Lol🤣🤣

@kristinahensel5225

Жыл бұрын

Happy birthday🥰😍😘🤗😘😇

the fact that less then 5 seconds into the video i was laughing 7:00 Also why did he run away from the milk

Funny thing is, corn chips are genuinely very good for starting fires due to how dry they are. They're good tinder. So despite most "life hacks" being... Well, utter lies or pure stupidity, that one is very real.

The "I payed money for it so eat it" rule is my favorite 😂😂😂

“Your so flaky, I’m gonna name u Zach!” Lmao 🤣🤣

The part when he ran away from the milk caught me off guard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lol the big chip is so funny. I might have to make some of them for myself and put them in a huge bag!

I love how he tries to eat the toilet paper, and in all reality it was rice paper! 😂

Love how many jokes you got out of the missed meeting, although now I actually want to know why he was late lol Also 8:14 what kind of weird fat joke is happening in that clip?! "Oh no! I can't eat as much as her! I've got to do a 'hack' to look like I can eat more!" Not Brandon, the five minute crafts or whatever

To this day I have no clue how he gets that room to be completely clean at the beginning of every video.

That carpet must get deep cleaned every day with all of this shenanigans 🤣

brandon never seems too fail us with his videos

Dear Brandon, Thank you so much for all you do. You have lifted my spirts and always made me smile. Even in my worst times you have never failed to make me laugh. Even in your worst times you made us smile. Being homeless was such a challenging situation and even when you ended up making us laugh, all while being a great boyfriend/husband, and dad. Your family is so lucky to have such an amazing and witty man in their family. I imagine that your mother is very proud of you, any time my family needs some laughs I always turn you on and we all giggle and sometimes, more then we giggle, we cackle with laughter and enjoyment. Zach, you missed out on talking to the most amazing man on the planet. Sometimes you always seem like a man who is all smiles, good vibes, and flowers. You seem to be kind, and not afraid to cry. Or treat your mother right, and you always have the best stories to tell. All your friends probably wonder “how did I end up with a friend like the Brandon Farris” your never my second choice, your my first, I’ve drawn you (and your family) and though I can’t draw, I have always hung it up to remind myself on who I can’t thank enough. Someone who can pull me out of any mood into the best one, about a month-2 months ago my dog died, and I was in a really dark place…I won’t go into detail but Brandon, you saved my life and showed me that $u¡c¡de is never the answer. You taught me to be a positive and funny person. I have stopped hanging out with toxic people and stared hanging out with people that build you up, not break you down. And you taught me that. I have changed myself and became a happy and less toxic, due to much selfishness and self hate, I was a bully and no one wanted to be my friend, I was only able to make friends with terrible people. And you have made me a happier and overall better person, so to anyone who needs to hear it: Your neck isn’t a coat, don’t hang it Your not paper, don’t cut it Your life isn’t a video, don’t end it School isn’t ads, don’t skip it And I know that you can do it, and you can make it through whatever your going through, so far you have gone through 100% of your bad days! Keep it coming! And congratulations, for making it to the end. -sincerely, me

Man his 5 minute craft reactions always have me rolling like it's not even 20 seconds in and I'm nonstop laughing 😂

you’re always my first choice to watch brandon

I love watching you do these things and I love how chaotic these videos can get keep up the good work!! ❤️❤️❤️

Brandon, I love your channel. Everyday I wait for your new video. I do have to ask, Who cleans up after you ? They do an amazing job getting the cake, coke, milk, glitter bombs, fires, pools full of water and and endless list of everything mixed and mushed in the carpet, not to mention how many shelves you go through with Cameron.

@mamaseesa3122

2 жыл бұрын

He has a cleaner. She's made her own tiktok about it!

Bro when I first started this video I was dead on the floor. Thank you so much for posting these videos and hurting yourself for us. I laugh so much cause of ur videos

Im watching this on a Friday while getting ready for my plans 😂

I want to open a sandwich shop now just to name a sandwich the "london tour bus"

Your literally my life saver you helped me through tuff times I love you I’m your #1 fan❤️❤️

"Is it Friday yet? It's Thursday, your probably watching this on Friday" "It is Thursday and I'm hoping for it to be Friday too"

Bro I love how I'm watching this onna Thursday waiting for Friday

I love him! He literally messes up his room everyday just to make us laugh!

@20_PERCENT_OFF

Жыл бұрын

I saw your pfp before anything else

@That.menace.

Жыл бұрын

@@20_PERCENT_OFF oh is that good or bad-...

@20_PERCENT_OFF

Жыл бұрын

both at the same time

@That.menace.

Жыл бұрын

@@20_PERCENT_OFF That makes perfect sense

6:26 it’s wet rice paper

0:38 the cut to “EAT THE SANDWICH 😡” for whatever reason had me dead

Bro I just found your channel today and you are hilarious

2:19 WhAtS WrONg DiD ThAT ITcHY BuTt CoMe BAcK?

@tjnarron7618

Жыл бұрын

O ill go get the cream

@rosemary3029

Жыл бұрын

​@@tjnarron7618 here sit on this

@josiahcolon8644

Жыл бұрын

​@@rosemary3029Okay hold on I gotta go to a business meeting

@rosemary3029

Жыл бұрын

@@josiahcolon8644 and then I'll come back

@NicoDiAngelo_EmoBoy

6 ай бұрын

@@rosemary3029I’ll let you know how it goes

Brandon never fails to make me laugh I live watching your videos 😭👍

"If I may, I did, I wanted to" gives me Old Gregg vibes " Yes sir, thank you sir"

the way he said big chip not read yet made me laugh keep up the good work!

6:03 never let them know your next move

I love that the mannequin is the new Kelly.

I've watched his video several times and never subscribed but I will subscribed today. I he puts work in and I can appreciate that and he is funny.

"Big chip's not ready yet...he must hang out with zach." Iconic

3:52 i would liek to go to the upside down

The commitment is unreal! 👏👏 lmao 🤣🤣 love you!! 💜💜

@driveincanada9713

2 жыл бұрын

👍♥️

This dude never fails to make us laugh. and its true

How is this man not in the hospital 😭 he’s always shouting ‘ow’ AND HES FINE? Brandon is something else 😂