'Give Me the Machine, I'll Finish it Myself' & More Crazy Client Stories | Tattoo Artists React
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@inked3 жыл бұрын
What’s the wildest thing you’ve ever seen happen in a tattoo shop?
@jimthompson9992
3 жыл бұрын
Have to say the parlor I used to go to was really calm whenever I was in there...I can only think of one little girl who just kept squirting spray butter in her mouth the whole time she was getting her tattoo...she went through an entire bottle of spray butter...just kept going squirt, squirt, squirt...the whole time just smiling and squirting spray butter...nothing like these stories!
@rerunson740
3 жыл бұрын
I went to get some ink done about a year ago, and I saw a woman breast feeding her child while getting tattooed . It was pretty weird. I guess I was staring, because she gave me the nastiest look, like I was the weird one...
The tattoo artists and actual owner of the shop (after hours) and I were all smoking a huge bong. Like literally 4 feet tall. This is like 11 years ago. And then a little 2 or 3 year old walked out from the back of the shop somewhere. I remember just not believing my eyes. I left.. Next door was also a 24 hour day care where allllll kinds of people came and went. But hey if you work nights you still need day care! Just maybe not that one lol
@linoylerer5346
3 жыл бұрын
When I came to get my first tattoo there was this stoner who used to be a soldier in the Israeli army and he just keeps on saying that I shouldn't get a yin and yang tattoo while I was getting tattooed because it belongs to the Bodhisam and shit and I was just sitting like nah that ain't right who the fuck are you again can I just get tattooed peacefully while he tattoo artist just kept saying he's deeply traumatized you don't want to upset them hello I was 16??
@anacvitanovic47103 жыл бұрын
Poch is really traumatized by the poop story
@inked
3 жыл бұрын
Haha. Or... it's hilarious and he just can't help but tell people about it.
@anacvitanovic4710
3 жыл бұрын
@@inked true, it's a gift that keeps on giving
@skeletonsinscarves3965
3 жыл бұрын
Poop is traumatic if its not in a toilet or wherever its supposed to be
@clairezita4145
3 жыл бұрын
I think @inked is right Poch just loves that story
@XxDreamlightDemon90xX
3 жыл бұрын
shit happens XD
@isaacingalls7203 жыл бұрын
I love the "dont fall down the stairs" rule
@inked
3 жыл бұрын
It's a very reasonable rule.
@DucklynStark
3 жыл бұрын
What if someone came in with a wheelchair?
@agentoregon7212
3 жыл бұрын
yeah its unfortunately kinda ableist. businesses have to be ADA compliant.
@DucklynStark
3 жыл бұрын
@@agentoregon7212 I'm going to assume the down stairs parlor(?) is for those who are able to use their legs, and they have a "hidden" room for people that are handicapped in some way.
@OliverHeikkinen
3 жыл бұрын
@@agentoregon7212 i'm sure when they call in to schedule they can mention that they can't walk down the staircase and then they'll find a way around that.
@frogsarecooliguess26033 жыл бұрын
Note to self: Always use the restroom before getting a tattoo, before you end up like Carmen and Super-Shitter 9000 (seriously, how does one manage to shit ON the wall?? I mean props to him but damn that's foul)
@inked
3 жыл бұрын
Glad you were able to learn something from this video 😂
@matejmajtanik5323
3 жыл бұрын
I dont know man, but people shit on walls, I can confirm that. The process itself remains a mystery to me as well but I have seen the aftermath of it a few times so it seems to be a common occurence
@ZerudaDensetsu
3 жыл бұрын
Working at McDonald’s im high school, you’d be surprised by the amount of people who can do that.
@SavaFiend
3 жыл бұрын
Back in the day when I was in college, and when I was living in the dorms, someone kept messing up one of the bathroom stalls like there would be shit splatters on the toilet seat the side of the stall and all over the wall in the back. And then after awhile it started to be more than one stall that was messed up it happened multiple times every week until finally somebody on the floor got fed up and put a big sign up that said "Whoever has the shit splatter problem please confine it to one stall" because it got to the point where there literally were no clean stalls left to use sometimes. I have no idea how the person did it or what their issue was but damn, it was bad!
@Meg_of_all_threads
3 жыл бұрын
Oh believe me! I work at the ER and see my fair share of bathroom smeared in shit to the wall! Things is, when explosive diarrhea happen and thoses people bend over... It's not only the pants that take off at that moment! 🤣 Don't bend forward! That or they believe shitting by hovering on the toilet seat is a good call... Dude! Come on!
@CARATMom3 жыл бұрын
Poch can keep telling that story until he is over his trauma.
@GreekMythology273 жыл бұрын
sara fable talking abt crying and growing with her clients genuinely got me emotional, she's so sweet and kindhearted! her appearances on inked are definitely some of my favourites 💕
@DucklynStark
3 жыл бұрын
Her and Dolly
@minastollery5640
3 жыл бұрын
I'm two sessions into a piece with her, and she's a freaking sweetheart. I can't recommend her enough
@DakovaL3 жыл бұрын
In Russia, clients tattoos themselves
@xLCLIPx
3 жыл бұрын
236 likes
@adam0625
3 жыл бұрын
been waiting for this comment
@snwia9i281
3 жыл бұрын
name checks out
@ryanbeazer6780
3 жыл бұрын
In russia you rent machine for free
@johnsmith-so5do
3 жыл бұрын
Best story
@lalala__3 жыл бұрын
Mean girls quote came to mind “ Gretchen I’m sorry for telling everyone you had diarrhea at Barnes & nobles and I’m sorry for repeating it now “
@seratonindealer48293 жыл бұрын
I’m not a creative person, but these stories make me wanna become a tattoo artist anyway
@inked
3 жыл бұрын
This does not sound like the wisest business decision, but go for it!
@AshJen3
3 жыл бұрын
MULTIPLE stories of people shitting themselves makes you want to become a tattoo artist?
@justharry2190
3 жыл бұрын
@@AshJen3 Don't uckie someones jummies.
@justwannawatchyoutubegeez2381
3 жыл бұрын
Immediately I’m thinking of the guy on family guy who runs a shop next to something else. I want a skull. Ok well I can do Kermit the frog. How bout a. I’ve Kermit the frog? No I want a skull. Ok well I’m just gonna go ahead and do Kermit the frog 🐸 😆
@lesensfreude8732
3 жыл бұрын
Just become a nurse in a psychiatry.
@LeLooFreak3 жыл бұрын
As always, the editor is the star of the video
@5biFive
3 жыл бұрын
That fly tho xD
@inked
3 жыл бұрын
We'll let them know 😍
@amandasyamsul50643 жыл бұрын
Sara Fabel is the sweetest ever, such a nice way to end the video
@inked
3 жыл бұрын
We don't deserve her 🙈🙈
@Fake_account_001
2 жыл бұрын
@@inked but the video ended with Sly impression story!
@silk84883 жыл бұрын
I can't believe that guy tells the shit story with such a bright smile on his face, I'd be traumatized for life
@rachaelpoulin19973 жыл бұрын
I love how this video started with pooping on the table and ended with watching clients grow over the years.
@inked
3 жыл бұрын
We gotta cover all the bases
@nadianadia48673 жыл бұрын
Tattoo machine's buzz sounds instead of bleeps is actually really clever
@millijames3 жыл бұрын
Pony & Poch need to start a podcast please 🙏
@JonathanLFelix3 жыл бұрын
The pizza party story is hilarious
@inked
3 жыл бұрын
For the record, we weren't invited either.
@endlessvoid7952
3 жыл бұрын
🤣 I'm dying... A fucking pizza party?!
@juzkful3 жыл бұрын
I would literally pay money for a picture of those self inflicted brow tatts 🤣🤣🤣
@chiranisilva16253 жыл бұрын
Sylvester Stallone was that one kid in elementary school who managed to fail at art
@Kelly583
3 жыл бұрын
😆
@Kelly583
3 жыл бұрын
Why, why
@snottyspoon4763 жыл бұрын
Imagine being famous because you tattooed the crap out of someone... literally. Nice flex.
@user-np1ul4nb4d3 жыл бұрын
The dislikes are from carmen
@jasminesanchez16543 жыл бұрын
I never would've thought that Sylvester Stallone would be such a difficult client😂
@KaneDeath4
3 жыл бұрын
Nah he definitely seems the type. Hes from a different era. My father and grandfather are similar
@axolotllan
3 жыл бұрын
It seems like he's saying Sly is an awesome guy but difficult client because odds on he's the type that things have to go through external approvals to a certain degree but doesn't know how to tailor his asks and likely only has limited time frames from when he makes the request to when he expects it done given his own work scheduling.
@PwnagePotato5903 жыл бұрын
That dude straight up telling a story about branding for a pimp? That's usually sex trafficking
@alexopal7830
3 жыл бұрын
Not really most the girls are manipulated by their pimp and they do these things willingly.
@lu656
3 жыл бұрын
@@alexopal7830 I don’t think you could say they’re actually doing it willingly if they’ve been manipulated into doing it
@christinevanzyl3106
3 жыл бұрын
I am glad he didn’t censure his language though. The reality is that prostitution is common. The variety of artists and their truthful answers is what makes this channel great
@brookew900
3 жыл бұрын
@@alexopal7830 “manipulated” and “willingly” don’t belong in the same sentence.
@delalangosta
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, in the ER nurses are taught to look for tattoo branding as sign of someone's who's been trafficked... And the next step is to separate them from the possible trafficker and ask them discreetly if they need help.
@XXallycat101XX3 жыл бұрын
I had a tattoo artist tell me while he was tattooing me that his girlfriend always asks him to put a screwdriver up her ass. I didn't ask for the story, he just began telling it to me out of no where 😂
@dancingdreamstar3 жыл бұрын
I hope the editors got FAT holiday bonuses and a good ass raise because the editing is FAN👏🏻TAS👏🏻TIC👏🏻
@GreekMythology273 жыл бұрын
the sylvester stallone stories were so weird but honestly not surprising at all lmao
@inked
3 жыл бұрын
You weren't surprised that he went and had somebody PRODUCE A BRAND NEW COLOR OF INK?! That's truly crazy stuff.
@GreekMythology27
3 жыл бұрын
@@inked lmao my bar for celebrities is just on the floor tbh
@brioche81233 жыл бұрын
“I was so tired, you know. She was so crazy”. This pretty much sums up customer service lol
@palomau.41273 жыл бұрын
"He was a very lovely lad, if I might add"
@charliebrayson
3 жыл бұрын
Lively*
@Gizmoe2223 жыл бұрын
I LOVE that when she asked to finish it herself you actually let her 😂😂
@aerongray22283 жыл бұрын
the three dots guy makes me feel a lot better about being a wuss when i got my first tattoo hahaha i nearly cried and my mum was there laughing and then when the tattoo artist started i was basically like "oh, its not that bad, i feel silly now"
@KA-mk5fi3 жыл бұрын
“I worked on the bar street... ...you know, where the bars are.” Oh, okay. Thanks for clearing that up
@pearlrocks13 жыл бұрын
Poch thrives when he's telling stories with people! Him and pony are my favs!
@zoeycollins40673 жыл бұрын
The Pooch billboard had me screaming! 😂. The editor deserves a raise!
@junzzzzzz49963 жыл бұрын
When you’re so early, no funny comments yet but all about EARLY.
@inked
3 жыл бұрын
You gotta be the one to make the funny comment 😂😂
@halfdeadminah5857
3 жыл бұрын
I second that, make a funny comment yourself 💀💯....
@brandihatcher98983 жыл бұрын
“No. YoU KnOw WhAt GiVe Me ThE MaChInE I’m GoNnA fInIsH iT bY mYsElF!” Such a modern day Karen. Could you imagine doing a giant piece of detailed, colored artwork and having the client stop you and just take the machine and do it themselves because you can’t “do it right”.? Something that would’ve maybe looked like Picasso himself had created would turn into straight dog shit.
@silk8488
3 жыл бұрын
At least she was happy with the result and shut the fuck up. Good for her i say, even tho she was obnoxious
@heart.9889
3 жыл бұрын
Actually it probably looks a lot like a Picasso if the client took over 😂
@MOMO-vn6lv
3 жыл бұрын
Well it was Russia
@terracotta5153
3 жыл бұрын
Russian Karen...so a Katya
@serazharkova7564
2 жыл бұрын
Bruh I could literally imagine one of my aunties doing this 😭😭😭 russian ladies are for real like this
@adamsimmer38863 жыл бұрын
I love the lady who says her craziest clients stories are of clients growing ❤
@mythical_pizza2 жыл бұрын
Inked's video effect editors are great, the shakes as the toilet detonates, the heavenly sound and sparkle, like, just great. Really accentuates the story
@doobie_10382 жыл бұрын
That is hilarious"if you can't make it past the stairs no tattoo"😂
@estersone73873 жыл бұрын
This is just.. Compilation of " Worst tattoo sh!t stories"💀😂
@OMGAhya3 жыл бұрын
Damn the poop ones are crazy. The closest I’ve gotten was, while I was getting my leg done, I accidentally farted a bit. It wasn’t loud or anything, just a slight piff that escaped my ass. Luckily both my artist and I had headphones on, except I was on my stomach and knew I let one slip out while he worked the back of my knee. I fucking died inside a bit. 😂
@lottielotte3 жыл бұрын
✨ Sarah is so wholesome. ✨
@spencerandrews66763 жыл бұрын
Pony and Poch are the FUNNIEST pairing on here😂 they get me tilted every time I swear to go😂
@AJ-uo5zl3 жыл бұрын
'it's always the cute ones' can confirm I am very cute and my farts are straight traumatizing lmao
@elenawilliams323 жыл бұрын
Hairdressers have these crazy stories too! It keeps life interesting.
@skyripper28373 жыл бұрын
Now I wish to hear more of those Russian stories!
@tony_ghost92 жыл бұрын
pooch.. by far my favorite artist😭🤣 always getting me in trouble laughing in class at the worst times🤣🤣
@mushroom67073 жыл бұрын
Sara Fabel radiates positive energy every video.
@TheOmNomGirl3 жыл бұрын
The last one was so wholesome 🥺
@konstance133 жыл бұрын
The flashbacks of Poch telling the poop story thru the seasons really had me dead, like I'm still laughing
@s1121.3 жыл бұрын
I love how it started with shit stories and ended with a really nice heartfelt story
@kyrasirwaitis3 жыл бұрын
✨Sparkle✨
@lilo54373 жыл бұрын
Give Poch and Pony their own special 😂
@worlore16513 жыл бұрын
5:40 3 dots tattoo can mean mi vida loca or my crazy life. usually in a triangle, it can mean they are from prison or murdered someone lmao
@squirrelofealdor83323 жыл бұрын
Sara fabel is just so wonderful i wish so badly that I wasn't flat broke so I could have her tattoo my dream wildflower sleeve because everything I see about her makes me appreciate her more
@daveg55743 жыл бұрын
Whoever edits these videos makes these episodes interesting to watch and hilarious👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
@onyouracheeks-naposladach31773 жыл бұрын
I am in love with what Sara represents with her personality. So pure! Also, thank you for posting these vids, that helps a lot, as I can't get inked here in UK because of the pandemic situation *cries in gay*
@JCouncil3 жыл бұрын
that pizza was bussin ngl... wish you were there 😂😂😂
@Spatzenzunge3 жыл бұрын
Seeing people... grow. 🤣😘 Girl, don't change.
@hughjazz69933 жыл бұрын
If you make a hole in a net, there are less holes in it than before..
@inked
3 жыл бұрын
Somebody's hitting the good stuff.
@lilo5437
3 жыл бұрын
🤯🤯🤯
@alexsmith28853 жыл бұрын
My artist (not while I was there) was shot in the head at his shop and survived. Super sweet guy
@coldtea36283 жыл бұрын
Guys, pls do CAPTIONS. Auto-generated doesn't cut it :(
@GardenofEeyore3 жыл бұрын
I always wondered this, now when people lose their bodily functions by accident, is it because of where the needle hits at a specific part of the body you're tattooing? I never knew why. Like it relaxes the muscles and it's always poop.
@endlessvoid79523 жыл бұрын
"Sorry Carmen from the Bronx" 🤣
@Catbirdmom23 жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness! I felt bad that I had to leave straight from work and couldn’t shower again before my appointment. GI issues would have been a nightmare! As it was my first tattoo I had done a ton of research and I had read you should hydrate so I drank a ton of water all day and had to keep saying, “uhm, I have to go again.” (Which was embarrassing enough)
@ferolsellon77493 жыл бұрын
"the limit does not exist!" Thank you, kady
@craqqem89763 жыл бұрын
The editing of these videos are getting so fucking good 🙏🏻
@brad6555
3 жыл бұрын
Why is everyone talking about how good the editing is. Explain to me why its so good.
@cedgson913 жыл бұрын
Yes! More crazy client stories :)
@hahahahaha9043 жыл бұрын
i have learned so much about tattoos from this stuff
@inked
3 жыл бұрын
That's the goal 👏
@nashimiriph12213 жыл бұрын
I really want to see Sara Fabel's tatoo story, she has such beautiful tatoos
@maikebaier80043 жыл бұрын
Does someone remember the "uhmmm. I am tattooing Jesus right now" story😂😂😂?!
@virginiavarble78183 жыл бұрын
I want to be friends with these people! They're awesome!!!
@WindowPains3 жыл бұрын
The pizza party had me dead 💀😂😂
@InTheHereAndNow3 жыл бұрын
My tattoo artist called me after the session to tell me that he didn't "like my choice of colors" and bitch me out because I wanted to go somewhere else to get what I wanted done if he couldn't do it. All he did was complain during the session, which I've never seen. Why does my choice bother you? Then don't do my tattoo, instead of disrespect me for my choice... Long story short, my husband called this asshat back and that was the end of it.
@moim12803 жыл бұрын
Those intros make me happy
@micro-babe3 жыл бұрын
Sarah is just so pure. We don't deserve her.
@kolinnitruc86923 жыл бұрын
2:34 because the bars go somewhere else during the day
@usernotfound64073 жыл бұрын
the editor is killing it again
@TheXiguazhi3 жыл бұрын
It's the poch and pony show every time. Pochs laugh is exactly like my friend booch. It's pretty damn uncanny
@zoinomiko2 жыл бұрын
Awww that last one
@angelsanchez60283 жыл бұрын
The last one is so precious tho
@k1pepeo3 жыл бұрын
I'm here for Pony and Poch 😂
@chloepekel3 жыл бұрын
Can we have Chris Showstopper come back? Even if you have to zoom him in 😅
@fallen535_online3 жыл бұрын
One time I asked the tattoo artist to actually let me try their machine because it was really fancy and I've never saw one like this before. He let me do this but I knew him well and I know how to tattoo so that's why I even asked. If I didn't know a thing about tattooing and didn't know the artist, I wouldn't dare...
@aneurysm19913 жыл бұрын
Wasnt the pizza story told in another video? Or am I having deja vu?
@inked
3 жыл бұрын
I don't think so, or at least not here. But everything blurs after a while... lot of weird stuff happens.
@lilo5437
3 жыл бұрын
Nah, I think I’ve heard it before
@axolotllan
3 жыл бұрын
might've been the coworker describing it... I think I heard it brought up too but not by him if that makes sense? Or there's just secret pizza parties at tattoo conventions as a rule... that don't exist but cause drama anyways.
@marzallen6762
3 жыл бұрын
it was told in a previous video (im not sure which one) but yeah it was told before by the other guy
@axolotllan
3 жыл бұрын
@@marzallen6762 thank you for validating my eclectic recollection and op's too
@sk8mysterion3 жыл бұрын
Very cool, digging the quality 😁✌️
@juratory88763 жыл бұрын
Sara Fabel is such a queen 😩
@codfishbricker3 жыл бұрын
Sara Fabel is too pure for this world
@tattoolover57533 жыл бұрын
Love hearing these stories
@44RisingSun443 жыл бұрын
Why were there MULTIPLE stories of people shitting themselves!? I never even thought those 2 things could be related!
@emmaabdul-jabbar34583 жыл бұрын
Bruhhh If I had to clean my clients shit and they came back in without apologizing- best believe OH ITS YOU!! I WAS CLEANING YOUR SHIT OFF THE BATHROOM WALL THE OTHER DAY 😄 THANKS ALOT
@reefrunnerart Жыл бұрын
Pony and Poch's bromance though
@AlonFP3 жыл бұрын
that guy with the bulls jersey..... he is a good person
@TheVirtuoso8833 жыл бұрын
I'm a simple man I see Sara, pony and poch I hit like Also I'd like to chomp on some Xanax to see if I end up sending an essay offended about no invite to a secret pizza party
@ThatTattooGuyOfficial3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha the girl that pooed her self
@SilviaBlah973 жыл бұрын
Whoever is making these edits is a legend 🔥
@melissaroldan71373 жыл бұрын
A secret pizza party lmaoooooo 🤣
@mcarrier43803 жыл бұрын
Poch and Pony need their own series lol love these guys!
@idc_cope3 жыл бұрын
Starting to really love Poch, he's a cool ass dude😂
@sehajkaur41673 жыл бұрын
istg ive heard another tattoo artist tell that story about the pizza party before on this channel. imagine if it was the same person...
@Mimyakko3 жыл бұрын
It was a horrible decision to watch this while eating 🤦🏾
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What’s the wildest thing you’ve ever seen happen in a tattoo shop?
@jimthompson9992
3 жыл бұрын
Have to say the parlor I used to go to was really calm whenever I was in there...I can only think of one little girl who just kept squirting spray butter in her mouth the whole time she was getting her tattoo...she went through an entire bottle of spray butter...just kept going squirt, squirt, squirt...the whole time just smiling and squirting spray butter...nothing like these stories!
@rerunson740
3 жыл бұрын
I went to get some ink done about a year ago, and I saw a woman breast feeding her child while getting tattooed . It was pretty weird. I guess I was staring, because she gave me the nastiest look, like I was the weird one...
@inked
3 жыл бұрын
@@jimthompson9992 WHAT?!?! That's psychopath stuff.
@1standlast
3 жыл бұрын
The tattoo artists and actual owner of the shop (after hours) and I were all smoking a huge bong. Like literally 4 feet tall. This is like 11 years ago. And then a little 2 or 3 year old walked out from the back of the shop somewhere. I remember just not believing my eyes. I left.. Next door was also a 24 hour day care where allllll kinds of people came and went. But hey if you work nights you still need day care! Just maybe not that one lol
@linoylerer5346
3 жыл бұрын
When I came to get my first tattoo there was this stoner who used to be a soldier in the Israeli army and he just keeps on saying that I shouldn't get a yin and yang tattoo while I was getting tattooed because it belongs to the Bodhisam and shit and I was just sitting like nah that ain't right who the fuck are you again can I just get tattooed peacefully while he tattoo artist just kept saying he's deeply traumatized you don't want to upset them hello I was 16??
Poch is really traumatized by the poop story
@inked
3 жыл бұрын
Haha. Or... it's hilarious and he just can't help but tell people about it.
@anacvitanovic4710
3 жыл бұрын
@@inked true, it's a gift that keeps on giving
@skeletonsinscarves3965
3 жыл бұрын
Poop is traumatic if its not in a toilet or wherever its supposed to be
@clairezita4145
3 жыл бұрын
I think @inked is right Poch just loves that story
@XxDreamlightDemon90xX
3 жыл бұрын
shit happens XD
I love the "dont fall down the stairs" rule
@inked
3 жыл бұрын
It's a very reasonable rule.
@DucklynStark
3 жыл бұрын
What if someone came in with a wheelchair?
@agentoregon7212
3 жыл бұрын
yeah its unfortunately kinda ableist. businesses have to be ADA compliant.
@DucklynStark
3 жыл бұрын
@@agentoregon7212 I'm going to assume the down stairs parlor(?) is for those who are able to use their legs, and they have a "hidden" room for people that are handicapped in some way.
@OliverHeikkinen
3 жыл бұрын
@@agentoregon7212 i'm sure when they call in to schedule they can mention that they can't walk down the staircase and then they'll find a way around that.
Note to self: Always use the restroom before getting a tattoo, before you end up like Carmen and Super-Shitter 9000 (seriously, how does one manage to shit ON the wall?? I mean props to him but damn that's foul)
@inked
3 жыл бұрын
Glad you were able to learn something from this video 😂
@matejmajtanik5323
3 жыл бұрын
I dont know man, but people shit on walls, I can confirm that. The process itself remains a mystery to me as well but I have seen the aftermath of it a few times so it seems to be a common occurence
@ZerudaDensetsu
3 жыл бұрын
Working at McDonald’s im high school, you’d be surprised by the amount of people who can do that.
@SavaFiend
3 жыл бұрын
Back in the day when I was in college, and when I was living in the dorms, someone kept messing up one of the bathroom stalls like there would be shit splatters on the toilet seat the side of the stall and all over the wall in the back. And then after awhile it started to be more than one stall that was messed up it happened multiple times every week until finally somebody on the floor got fed up and put a big sign up that said "Whoever has the shit splatter problem please confine it to one stall" because it got to the point where there literally were no clean stalls left to use sometimes. I have no idea how the person did it or what their issue was but damn, it was bad!
@Meg_of_all_threads
3 жыл бұрын
Oh believe me! I work at the ER and see my fair share of bathroom smeared in shit to the wall! Things is, when explosive diarrhea happen and thoses people bend over... It's not only the pants that take off at that moment! 🤣 Don't bend forward! That or they believe shitting by hovering on the toilet seat is a good call... Dude! Come on!
Poch can keep telling that story until he is over his trauma.
sara fable talking abt crying and growing with her clients genuinely got me emotional, she's so sweet and kindhearted! her appearances on inked are definitely some of my favourites 💕
@DucklynStark
3 жыл бұрын
Her and Dolly
@minastollery5640
3 жыл бұрын
I'm two sessions into a piece with her, and she's a freaking sweetheart. I can't recommend her enough
In Russia, clients tattoos themselves
@xLCLIPx
3 жыл бұрын
236 likes
@adam0625
3 жыл бұрын
been waiting for this comment
@snwia9i281
3 жыл бұрын
name checks out
@ryanbeazer6780
3 жыл бұрын
In russia you rent machine for free
@johnsmith-so5do
3 жыл бұрын
Best story
Mean girls quote came to mind “ Gretchen I’m sorry for telling everyone you had diarrhea at Barnes & nobles and I’m sorry for repeating it now “
I’m not a creative person, but these stories make me wanna become a tattoo artist anyway
@inked
3 жыл бұрын
This does not sound like the wisest business decision, but go for it!
@AshJen3
3 жыл бұрын
MULTIPLE stories of people shitting themselves makes you want to become a tattoo artist?
@justharry2190
3 жыл бұрын
@@AshJen3 Don't uckie someones jummies.
@justwannawatchyoutubegeez2381
3 жыл бұрын
Immediately I’m thinking of the guy on family guy who runs a shop next to something else. I want a skull. Ok well I can do Kermit the frog. How bout a. I’ve Kermit the frog? No I want a skull. Ok well I’m just gonna go ahead and do Kermit the frog 🐸 😆
@lesensfreude8732
3 жыл бұрын
Just become a nurse in a psychiatry.
As always, the editor is the star of the video
@5biFive
3 жыл бұрын
That fly tho xD
@inked
3 жыл бұрын
We'll let them know 😍
Sara Fabel is the sweetest ever, such a nice way to end the video
@inked
3 жыл бұрын
We don't deserve her 🙈🙈
@Fake_account_001
2 жыл бұрын
@@inked but the video ended with Sly impression story!
I can't believe that guy tells the shit story with such a bright smile on his face, I'd be traumatized for life
I love how this video started with pooping on the table and ended with watching clients grow over the years.
@inked
3 жыл бұрын
We gotta cover all the bases
Tattoo machine's buzz sounds instead of bleeps is actually really clever
Pony & Poch need to start a podcast please 🙏
The pizza party story is hilarious
@inked
3 жыл бұрын
For the record, we weren't invited either.
@endlessvoid7952
3 жыл бұрын
🤣 I'm dying... A fucking pizza party?!
I would literally pay money for a picture of those self inflicted brow tatts 🤣🤣🤣
Sylvester Stallone was that one kid in elementary school who managed to fail at art
@Kelly583
3 жыл бұрын
😆
@Kelly583
3 жыл бұрын
Why, why
Imagine being famous because you tattooed the crap out of someone... literally. Nice flex.
The dislikes are from carmen
I never would've thought that Sylvester Stallone would be such a difficult client😂
@KaneDeath4
3 жыл бұрын
Nah he definitely seems the type. Hes from a different era. My father and grandfather are similar
@axolotllan
3 жыл бұрын
It seems like he's saying Sly is an awesome guy but difficult client because odds on he's the type that things have to go through external approvals to a certain degree but doesn't know how to tailor his asks and likely only has limited time frames from when he makes the request to when he expects it done given his own work scheduling.
That dude straight up telling a story about branding for a pimp? That's usually sex trafficking
@alexopal7830
3 жыл бұрын
Not really most the girls are manipulated by their pimp and they do these things willingly.
@lu656
3 жыл бұрын
@@alexopal7830 I don’t think you could say they’re actually doing it willingly if they’ve been manipulated into doing it
@christinevanzyl3106
3 жыл бұрын
I am glad he didn’t censure his language though. The reality is that prostitution is common. The variety of artists and their truthful answers is what makes this channel great
@brookew900
3 жыл бұрын
@@alexopal7830 “manipulated” and “willingly” don’t belong in the same sentence.
@delalangosta
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, in the ER nurses are taught to look for tattoo branding as sign of someone's who's been trafficked... And the next step is to separate them from the possible trafficker and ask them discreetly if they need help.
I had a tattoo artist tell me while he was tattooing me that his girlfriend always asks him to put a screwdriver up her ass. I didn't ask for the story, he just began telling it to me out of no where 😂
I hope the editors got FAT holiday bonuses and a good ass raise because the editing is FAN👏🏻TAS👏🏻TIC👏🏻
the sylvester stallone stories were so weird but honestly not surprising at all lmao
@inked
3 жыл бұрын
You weren't surprised that he went and had somebody PRODUCE A BRAND NEW COLOR OF INK?! That's truly crazy stuff.
@GreekMythology27
3 жыл бұрын
@@inked lmao my bar for celebrities is just on the floor tbh
“I was so tired, you know. She was so crazy”. This pretty much sums up customer service lol
"He was a very lovely lad, if I might add"
@charliebrayson
3 жыл бұрын
Lively*
I LOVE that when she asked to finish it herself you actually let her 😂😂
the three dots guy makes me feel a lot better about being a wuss when i got my first tattoo hahaha i nearly cried and my mum was there laughing and then when the tattoo artist started i was basically like "oh, its not that bad, i feel silly now"
“I worked on the bar street... ...you know, where the bars are.” Oh, okay. Thanks for clearing that up
Poch thrives when he's telling stories with people! Him and pony are my favs!
The Pooch billboard had me screaming! 😂. The editor deserves a raise!
When you’re so early, no funny comments yet but all about EARLY.
@inked
3 жыл бұрын
You gotta be the one to make the funny comment 😂😂
@halfdeadminah5857
3 жыл бұрын
I second that, make a funny comment yourself 💀💯....
“No. YoU KnOw WhAt GiVe Me ThE MaChInE I’m GoNnA fInIsH iT bY mYsElF!” Such a modern day Karen. Could you imagine doing a giant piece of detailed, colored artwork and having the client stop you and just take the machine and do it themselves because you can’t “do it right”.? Something that would’ve maybe looked like Picasso himself had created would turn into straight dog shit.
@silk8488
3 жыл бұрын
At least she was happy with the result and shut the fuck up. Good for her i say, even tho she was obnoxious
@heart.9889
3 жыл бұрын
Actually it probably looks a lot like a Picasso if the client took over 😂
@MOMO-vn6lv
3 жыл бұрын
Well it was Russia
@terracotta5153
3 жыл бұрын
Russian Karen...so a Katya
@serazharkova7564
2 жыл бұрын
Bruh I could literally imagine one of my aunties doing this 😭😭😭 russian ladies are for real like this
I love the lady who says her craziest clients stories are of clients growing ❤
Inked's video effect editors are great, the shakes as the toilet detonates, the heavenly sound and sparkle, like, just great. Really accentuates the story
That is hilarious"if you can't make it past the stairs no tattoo"😂
This is just.. Compilation of " Worst tattoo sh!t stories"💀😂
Damn the poop ones are crazy. The closest I’ve gotten was, while I was getting my leg done, I accidentally farted a bit. It wasn’t loud or anything, just a slight piff that escaped my ass. Luckily both my artist and I had headphones on, except I was on my stomach and knew I let one slip out while he worked the back of my knee. I fucking died inside a bit. 😂
✨ Sarah is so wholesome. ✨
Pony and Poch are the FUNNIEST pairing on here😂 they get me tilted every time I swear to go😂
'it's always the cute ones' can confirm I am very cute and my farts are straight traumatizing lmao
Hairdressers have these crazy stories too! It keeps life interesting.
Now I wish to hear more of those Russian stories!
pooch.. by far my favorite artist😭🤣 always getting me in trouble laughing in class at the worst times🤣🤣
Sara Fabel radiates positive energy every video.
The last one was so wholesome 🥺
The flashbacks of Poch telling the poop story thru the seasons really had me dead, like I'm still laughing
I love how it started with shit stories and ended with a really nice heartfelt story
✨Sparkle✨
Give Poch and Pony their own special 😂
5:40 3 dots tattoo can mean mi vida loca or my crazy life. usually in a triangle, it can mean they are from prison or murdered someone lmao
Sara fabel is just so wonderful i wish so badly that I wasn't flat broke so I could have her tattoo my dream wildflower sleeve because everything I see about her makes me appreciate her more
Whoever edits these videos makes these episodes interesting to watch and hilarious👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
I am in love with what Sara represents with her personality. So pure! Also, thank you for posting these vids, that helps a lot, as I can't get inked here in UK because of the pandemic situation *cries in gay*
that pizza was bussin ngl... wish you were there 😂😂😂
Seeing people... grow. 🤣😘 Girl, don't change.
If you make a hole in a net, there are less holes in it than before..
@inked
3 жыл бұрын
Somebody's hitting the good stuff.
@lilo5437
3 жыл бұрын
🤯🤯🤯
My artist (not while I was there) was shot in the head at his shop and survived. Super sweet guy
Guys, pls do CAPTIONS. Auto-generated doesn't cut it :(
I always wondered this, now when people lose their bodily functions by accident, is it because of where the needle hits at a specific part of the body you're tattooing? I never knew why. Like it relaxes the muscles and it's always poop.
"Sorry Carmen from the Bronx" 🤣
Oh my goodness! I felt bad that I had to leave straight from work and couldn’t shower again before my appointment. GI issues would have been a nightmare! As it was my first tattoo I had done a ton of research and I had read you should hydrate so I drank a ton of water all day and had to keep saying, “uhm, I have to go again.” (Which was embarrassing enough)
"the limit does not exist!" Thank you, kady
The editing of these videos are getting so fucking good 🙏🏻
@brad6555
3 жыл бұрын
Why is everyone talking about how good the editing is. Explain to me why its so good.
Yes! More crazy client stories :)
i have learned so much about tattoos from this stuff
@inked
3 жыл бұрын
That's the goal 👏
I really want to see Sara Fabel's tatoo story, she has such beautiful tatoos
Does someone remember the "uhmmm. I am tattooing Jesus right now" story😂😂😂?!
I want to be friends with these people! They're awesome!!!
The pizza party had me dead 💀😂😂
My tattoo artist called me after the session to tell me that he didn't "like my choice of colors" and bitch me out because I wanted to go somewhere else to get what I wanted done if he couldn't do it. All he did was complain during the session, which I've never seen. Why does my choice bother you? Then don't do my tattoo, instead of disrespect me for my choice... Long story short, my husband called this asshat back and that was the end of it.
Those intros make me happy
Sarah is just so pure. We don't deserve her.
2:34 because the bars go somewhere else during the day
the editor is killing it again
It's the poch and pony show every time. Pochs laugh is exactly like my friend booch. It's pretty damn uncanny
Awww that last one
The last one is so precious tho
I'm here for Pony and Poch 😂
Can we have Chris Showstopper come back? Even if you have to zoom him in 😅
One time I asked the tattoo artist to actually let me try their machine because it was really fancy and I've never saw one like this before. He let me do this but I knew him well and I know how to tattoo so that's why I even asked. If I didn't know a thing about tattooing and didn't know the artist, I wouldn't dare...
Wasnt the pizza story told in another video? Or am I having deja vu?
@inked
3 жыл бұрын
I don't think so, or at least not here. But everything blurs after a while... lot of weird stuff happens.
@lilo5437
3 жыл бұрын
Nah, I think I’ve heard it before
@axolotllan
3 жыл бұрын
might've been the coworker describing it... I think I heard it brought up too but not by him if that makes sense? Or there's just secret pizza parties at tattoo conventions as a rule... that don't exist but cause drama anyways.
@marzallen6762
3 жыл бұрын
it was told in a previous video (im not sure which one) but yeah it was told before by the other guy
@axolotllan
3 жыл бұрын
@@marzallen6762 thank you for validating my eclectic recollection and op's too
Very cool, digging the quality 😁✌️
Sara Fabel is such a queen 😩
Sara Fabel is too pure for this world
Love hearing these stories
Why were there MULTIPLE stories of people shitting themselves!? I never even thought those 2 things could be related!
Bruhhh If I had to clean my clients shit and they came back in without apologizing- best believe OH ITS YOU!! I WAS CLEANING YOUR SHIT OFF THE BATHROOM WALL THE OTHER DAY 😄 THANKS ALOT
Pony and Poch's bromance though
that guy with the bulls jersey..... he is a good person
I'm a simple man I see Sara, pony and poch I hit like Also I'd like to chomp on some Xanax to see if I end up sending an essay offended about no invite to a secret pizza party
Hahahaha the girl that pooed her self
Whoever is making these edits is a legend 🔥
A secret pizza party lmaoooooo 🤣
Poch and Pony need their own series lol love these guys!
Starting to really love Poch, he's a cool ass dude😂
istg ive heard another tattoo artist tell that story about the pizza party before on this channel. imagine if it was the same person...
It was a horrible decision to watch this while eating 🤦🏾
@nmmarquesm
3 жыл бұрын
Exactly!
Carmen is definitely watching this 😂