‘A Lunatic Broke Out of an Asylum to Meet Me’ & More Crazy Client Stories | Tattoo Artists React
Tattoo artists have seen it all. From clients who want their unmentionables tattooed in front of hundreds of strangers to folks hocking loogies out of their tracheotomy hole, people act like damn fools in the tattoo shop. These are some of the crazy client stories we’ve ever heard. Enjoy laughing your butts off at these tales but please, we beg of you, please don’t act like any of the clients mentioned in here.
Hopefully #13 is lucky for us here at Inked. We’ve rounded up all of your favorite tattooers for our 13th season of Tattoo Artists React. This season we’ll be discussing all of the most important tattoo-related topics-rude things people have said about their tattoos, some advice for people getting their first tattoo, tattoos they regret and more. Plus, our panel judges the tattoos you sent in and they share all of their crazy client stories. It’s going to be a season filled with excitement, hilarity and even the occasional tear. New episodes will be posted every Friday.
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Charles Arizmendy / charles_arizmendy
Chris Torres / chris_torresny
Courtney Raimondi / bloodofwolves
Danny Lepore / dannylepore
Erigels Vogli / vogli__
Fly / flyazzwhtboi
Jason Ackerman / jasonackermanart
Jon Mesa / jonmesatattoos
Jozzy Camacho / jozzycamacho
Kenny K Bar / tattoosbykbar
Kevin Boudreau / kevinboudreau_
Lisette Martinez / eyekandi_ink
Mada Fleming / madadraws
Maria Garza / brightbones
Megan Massacre / megan_massacre
Michela Bottin-Ackerman / michelabottin.ackerman
Nick Matic / nickmatic_tattoos
Paul Booth / paulbooth
Superman / superman_tattoos
Tom Kraky / tomkraky
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Tattoo Artists and Disney on ice crew locked in together during the worst Snowstorm in Baltimore in 20 years sounds like the most poetic movie set up
@artschoolgirlie9345
3 жыл бұрын
Enemies to lovers, slow burn, 12000-14000 words
@julesking1303
3 жыл бұрын
@@artschoolgirlie9345 the worst version of the tattoo shop/flower shop trope
@SMDoktorPepper
2 жыл бұрын
You would be shocked at the backstage antics of those ice crews..
"The guy, his wife, his lover... and her lover" that part killed me😂
damn 16 different dimensions,,, that guy's really devoted
@LaysiaPrincess
3 жыл бұрын
I want a love like that lol
@tigerdevil6424
3 жыл бұрын
@@LaysiaPrincess for real
@AlexRoseLebreton
3 жыл бұрын
@@xiominanda2956 there is no number, there’s an endless amount of possibilities. Every tiny decision you make, changes everything. You look left instead of right one of these days, watch the matrix glitch. Déjà vue. We just carry on.
@gBaldaconi
3 жыл бұрын
Apparently Paul is such a cool guy that meeting him in all 16 dimensions wasn't enough, suppose you never get tired of that
The little “yuh” from Ariana got me lol
@jennboud7277
3 жыл бұрын
hahaha same
this youtube channel is what’s getting me through the pandemic
@hunterxhunter3523
3 жыл бұрын
Same bro
@inked
3 жыл бұрын
That's so great to hear! Honestly, making these videos is helping us power through as well.
@sweetiedahling8137
3 жыл бұрын
Same. I have 0 tattoos and 0 idea how I ended up here but now I’m unable to leave
@g0r3b1tch7
3 жыл бұрын
Same
@jahkobe1obe334
3 жыл бұрын
Yes fr
Last story was pretty cool actually
@SomeGuyCalledJ
3 жыл бұрын
So wholesome, so very wholesome
@BB-TheCandleFairy
3 жыл бұрын
I was so tuned to it
@moonbook12
3 жыл бұрын
Agree
@adityasixviandyj7334
3 жыл бұрын
I also happen in simillar situasion. so my uncle, was just my dad friends in the past. suddenly at chinese new year few years ago, we gathering on his home, I'm been told by her sister and my dad that he is my long lost uncle... I'm like "what???" so turn out, my great-great-grandfather is have two sons, which one is my grandfather. so My close uncle turn out to be his brother lineage, WHICH WE DIDN'T KNOW FOR A WHOLE TIME! turn out the only ones who know the whole lineage is my uncle from my grandmother sister (the other one of course my grandmother who died many years ago) so suddenly my nephew & cousin is increased three-fold, which my dad whole family already HUGE (we talking like 4 tiers family photoshoot in someones wedding, also the only family that need to shoot with Medium Format camera) kinda happy, but at the same time I often lost who is who and what title is I should use... because is so huge now.... like we talking 50+ faces that I must remember, not including their sons/daughter/in-laws
@heysaucemikehere1804
3 жыл бұрын
@@adityasixviandyj7334 that must be super confusing. Crazy story though! I hope you and your “new” family get along well!
The aunt story took me by complete surprise XD
@palomanina123
3 жыл бұрын
It was super sweet though like what are the odds! 😂✨
As a nurse for 11 yrs, I can definitely say that tattoo professionals and medical professionals can go head to head with stories.
the girl telling the story about meeting her long lost Aunt, damn, just made me grin stupidly at the screen - what a great storyteller!
Lmao spontaneously tattooing someones taint at a disney convention while hundreds of people are watching? That story is just gold
Wait I want to know why his client was at the police station!!!😂😂😂
@mand6377
3 жыл бұрын
Exactly 😂
It's not "crazy client stories" unless Paul Booth is included 😅
@midashelps933
3 жыл бұрын
His story wasn’t even crazy but it still just wouldn’t be the same.
@LwandileDL
3 жыл бұрын
@@midashelps933 right? 😅
@HenritheHorse
3 жыл бұрын
I guess he has already told all the ones he can legally say :D
@Nicoleska665
3 жыл бұрын
Paul's mind: a rock falls out of a man's ass, nah, told that, the time I impaled some guy on a pitchfork, no no, the time someone tried to trade me a human skull for a tattoo, no, come on Paul, think!
@andylovesbats4566
2 жыл бұрын
I wanna like this comment, but it's on 666 likes :(
"He didn't make it. He died from that tattoo. We buried him out back." 😂
Last story is kinda cute!
Jesus imagine tattooing Ariana Grande directly after the met Gala. That’s how you know you made it as a tattooer
@JanderVK
3 жыл бұрын
I don't know. A lot of celebrities have shit tattoo's. So what does that say about the artist "making it"?
@rodrigoandrade256
3 жыл бұрын
If you look at his shirt, he seems to disagree with you
@DakaONER94
3 жыл бұрын
Y’all give celebrities too much credit freal
@Daedalus33
3 жыл бұрын
Unless he’s the guy who gave her the “Little Grill” tatoo lmao
@user-is9iv9pk5c
3 жыл бұрын
@@JanderVK i’m not a professional but i think ariana grande’s tattoos are really good, at least much better than other celebs
In this episode, every single story was like really outrageously bizarre and I'm here for it
"If I can hold your hair for you, I've got you". What a guy! I'd vote for him.
KZread IS GETTING REEEEAAALLL comfortable with these unskipable ads
Aww I want know how the aunt/family reunion went tho
@inked
3 жыл бұрын
We really should have followed up on that one. Sorry!
The guy with the tracheostomy story had me in stitches
the editors had fun with this one
Bruh, what did your client do to need to be bailed out? Such a cliffhanger.
I don’t even have a tattoo but I watch this channel videos 😂😂
I died laughing at the random woman who walked in and stripped down to show her tats. More specifically, how the guy told the story lol
Loved these, but I was waiting for another Kelly Doty story.
@piningforfjords
3 жыл бұрын
I spend most of my free time wishing for more Kelly Doty content.
THAT AUNT STORY WAS SO COOL
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Picture it: disney on ice and tattoo artists alike, coming together to witness the beauty of a taint tattoo. What would Mickey Mouse say?
tom's client rip in peace please give that editor a raise
@blujay1608
3 жыл бұрын
Rest In Peace in peace? I thought the editor should've gotten fired! lol
@sinclair_likes_purple
2 жыл бұрын
the editor was being ironic r/woooosh
I love this series, tattoo artists always have the craziest stories! 😂 but Megan's was actually really awesome to hear!
6:26 Bruh, I was eating wtf
@inked
3 жыл бұрын
And you didn't even have to see it!
@rsiloliveira
3 жыл бұрын
@@inked But the mental picture will haunt me
@QueenD91
3 жыл бұрын
Same
Paul Booth has the best stories 😂 I want him to tell me creepy bedtime stories
Wooooooo crazy client stories I love these videos. They always make me crack up. Love the channel keep up the great work and stay safe
@inked
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks! You too!
the aunt story took me off guard I was expected something completely different
The editing is the best part to all of these reactions 🔥 👌🏽
"I did 3 guys and one girl" lol 2:39
Wow the whole aunt story was insane 🤯😂
You can tell the person editing these videos is having a fun time
Long lost aunt! Thats ACE!
This channel's videos have been amazing for this pandemic and have inspired me to finally call the tattoo shop a block away and ask for an apprenticeship, can't wait to experience my own crazy client stories!!!
@Belacroix5
3 жыл бұрын
Congrats! 🥳 good luck
Had my table thrown out a window, by a over protective boy friend. of the guy I was tattooing, that opened fire with a shot gun at cars in the parking lot of apartment complex. ^o.+^
@inked
3 жыл бұрын
JESUS. That doesn't sound fun.
It's interesting how every person is so different. My back was the easiest. Hands down. Worst has been the entire back of my leg and inside of my foot.
The editing style of this channel really is fantastic
Woah congrats on 1 million I remember when u had 10k
@inked
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you
The long lost aunt is so wholesome!
The “asses and not even women” part took me out 😂😭😭😭
I mean, I watched bunch of your vids (by bunch in my standard were like 20 of them) and I know it's a weird thing to say, but I kinda get familiar with u guys. The attachment is real😂 if u hv time pls do more! Love the team behind the camera and ideas!
I saw the title and IMMEDIATELY knew it would be Paul Booth's story.
I love the miny edits, makes the stories 100× more hilarious lol😂
Aw! The family reconnection story!! Tattoos bring the world together. Well, they can. 😆❤️😘
The neck lougie story was crazy 😧🤣
The editing is hilarious give that person a raise!
The Aunt story was actually pretty cool
2:08 I don’t know why but this guy seems dope
@ItsRaitisLV
3 жыл бұрын
Looks like an educated 6ix9ine
@SlickRick8_8
3 жыл бұрын
when he goes "this is just life" had be rolling cause thats FACTS
@itsiwhatitsi
3 жыл бұрын
@@SlickRick8_8 word
He had junglerot.. "Google it" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That face as she said it and google edited in the background!!! Not even 2 minutes in the video and I'm already in stitches🤣🤣🤣
I love hearing these stories
That trachea story caught me off guard. In the beginning it sounded like someone deaf or foreign
The long lost aunt one was cool
I have no tattoos, cause I would end up with a body suit, but I can't stop watching. Loving all the art.
I was at the AmJam convention upstate NY I think it was mid 90s, not 100% sure. We get to the hotel, bunch of tattoo fans, the Hells Angels and the Viet Nam Vets MC clubs plus a huge christian youth group mission or some such. There's these clean cut goody goody kids running around just stink eyeing the shit out of the tattoo crowd. It was surreal. We checked in with more beer than luggage. Had adjoining rooms so one bathtub was the beer cooler. We emptied practically every ice maker to fill the tub. Good times.
@christinabrenneman7641
3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like quite a time! Haha as a goody goody who loves tattoos..do I have to stink eye myself? Haha. Hope you have a good day and are staying safe.
@Hawk1966
3 жыл бұрын
@@christinabrenneman7641 same to you!
@christinabrenneman7641
3 жыл бұрын
@@Hawk1966 thanks!
the video was really cool and everything but you're losing points just bc it lacks of Kelly Doty
@inked
3 жыл бұрын
C'mon man.... it's a pandemic! People can't travel! We want to hang out with our friend Kelly a ton, but we can't right now. :(
@blujay1608
3 жыл бұрын
@@inked We the people need an hour long video of Kelly Doty stories embellished with cropped out pictures of the accompanying tattoos/people involved. Be sure to include her apprentice, because she elicits great stories out of her too, please. I know Kelly is familiar with Zoom lol!
3:30 That milkshake story is amazing.
Want an extended story of the last one
Paul Booth has the craziest stories he needs to share more of them
The long last aunt story was amazing
I looooove the crazy client stories😂❤
Give the editor a cookie
The editor is doing amazing tbh, give them a raise
lmao the editing in this one is jus 💯
I guarantee Paul Booth has some crazy stories to tell.
i was surprised when she said the back was one of the hardest places to get tattooed.. i almost fell asleep during mine. everyones different though
Paul Booth here is like Undertaker to WWE, shows up once in a while and dropped fucking bombs whenever he does. WrestleMania tier only.
I suddenly don't feel near as bad about having an akward personality (don't like talking to people I don't really know) because who knows what kind of clients my artist has had...
I'm finally not the only one that says Framiliar
Paul Booth cut his hair! 🤯 I have no idea why this makes me so sad 😢
The story arch of Tom's golf life is fantastic
Love the last story. So cute.
Metal musician tat reaction please
@inked
3 жыл бұрын
Keep this on the hush hush, but there may be something like that in the works as we speak...
@lilo5437
3 жыл бұрын
@@inked YESSS
@riskyfortune4159
3 жыл бұрын
@@inked hell yes. I’ve been asking for this for forever. Make sure u get Matt Heafy and Alex the Terrible in there. So hyped for this video can’t wait.
@JanderVK
3 жыл бұрын
@@inked Fuck yes! Def hope you guys feature Adam Darski and/or Erik Danielsson.
Why do these videos ride the fine line of humorous and traumatic lmfaooo 💀😂
Editing on point!
the editing is always amazing
Damn i I just realise im one of the stories my tattoo artist tells.
@Belacroix5
3 жыл бұрын
Which one?
Crazy /creepy stories are the best 🖤👏🏻🖤👏🏻🖤👏🏻🖤
This is weird as fuck, I literally just got finished bingeing the other crazy client stories.
The one about the dude with the vagina neck killed me 😂😂
the editing is golden :')
The loogy is wild😂
I was actually at the Baltimore tattoo convention mentioned
Googled jungle rot, was indeed as gross as I expected. 💀
What're the odds that the stock skating footage in a video from an American magazine is from my small city in Canada of all places???
I love crazy client stories
The aunt story, so good lol
I did Google it
@RnDxJha
3 жыл бұрын
Well...?
@amopotato7953
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@amopotato7953
3 жыл бұрын
It is associated with Vietnam soldiers. It affects your feet. The jungle climate is where you get it. Makes your feet numb. I hope this helps. 🙂
@RnDxJha
3 жыл бұрын
@@amopotato7953 is that the same as trench foot?
@jessechambers4954
3 жыл бұрын
@@RnDxJha yeah kind of the up shot is it fucking stinks to high heaven lol
You got him to do the golf swing lmaoo
Junge Rot is a sick Death Metal Band!
megan's story is super wholesome
why did they censor megan when she said “back” LMFAOOOO
Both purple haired girls are mint AF
That was a cute story about her meeting her aunt.
Nice aunt story. Lol