'This Thot Pocket Just Kissed My Cheek' & More Crazy Client Stories | Tattoo Artists React
Look, people of Earth. This is the 15th time we've made a video of crazy client stories, and somehow our panel of tattoo artists still have them. And they get more insane every time we do this. Y'all need to stop acting like maniacs in the tattoo shop! Or, don't, because we love to hear the stories. We've got people taking their clothes off, people having trouble controlling their bodily functions, folks falling asleep and refusing to wake up and much, much more. Enjoy!
Welcome to Season 15 of Tattoo Artists React!
At this rate, we’re pumping out seasons of Tattoo Artists React faster than those “Now That’s What I Call Music'' psychopaths. This time around, we’ve brought back some of your favorite characters to share their ridiculous stories, per your requests. We also had the chance to sit down with some folks for the very first time. This season you’ll watch us tackle the big questions, tell some silly tales and react to this thing the kids seem to love called TikTok.
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Angelo Saracina / angelo.digital
Anthony Christian / anthologytattoos
Anya Sirkov / ansirkov
Carmen Figueroa / carmensdarkgallery
Cavan Infante / itsjustcavan
Chris Vasquez / tattoovasquez
Christian Love / christian6669
Courtney Raimondi / bloodofwolves
Cris Element / cris_element
Ihor / dead.tattooer
Jack / jack_deez
Janda Farley / jandadrawsstuff
Jennifer Fuster / yungpentagrams
Jes Valentine / jesvalentinetattoos
Jon Mesa / jonmesatattoos
JonBoy / jonboytattoo
Khoky Padgr / khoky.padgr
Kimberly Graziano / bunnymachine
Maria Garza / brightbones
Matt Fibikar / mattfibikar
Mehai Bakaty / mehaibakaty
Miss Vampira / missvampira
Pocketski / pocketski
Priscilla Fuentes / priscilla.tattoos
Sophie Bee / sophiebeetattoos
Vanessa Monday / vanessamonday
Victor Modafferi / victormodafferi
Wicky Nicky / wickynicky
Пікірлер: 227
What's the craziest thing you've ever seen somebody do in a tattoo shop?
@pretendimfunny309
3 жыл бұрын
Was getting my first tat, the shop is across the street from a bar (the tat shop and the bar have a "friendly" rivalry) middle of winter, things get spicy and suddenly there is a giant (violent) snowball fight between the two...ends up with some broken windows, dented cars, and snow all over my new ink lol, good times
@jimthompson9992
3 жыл бұрын
Told this before but the strangest thing I saw was the little girl who kept squirting liquid butter in her mouth every few seconds...the whole time she was in the shop and getting her tattoo. Said she just loved the taste and texture...made me wonder.
@kalevstheworld
3 жыл бұрын
@@jimthompson9992 'murica
@stevesayers6596
3 жыл бұрын
@@kalevstheworld yip
@Wolfsong27FlyHalfFullHeart
3 жыл бұрын
A couple of girls started screaming at every single guy in the shop and demanded only the women tattoo them, basically they were modern day feminists, hilariously before all the guys jumped them including myself, the female tattoo artists just leaped over the desks and went ham on them😂 truly 10/10 would tattoo there again, what a fantastic group of individuals.
I feel like people don’t understand that a tattoo shop is a professional establishment 🤷🏻♀️
@inked
3 жыл бұрын
It's shocking 😱
@midnights2631
3 жыл бұрын
It's surprising
@archibaldchuzzlewit1848
3 жыл бұрын
Right? I get it that some people still think tattoos are rebellious and everything but that doesn't mean you just go into someone's workplace and be insane.
@rrteppo
3 жыл бұрын
@@archibaldchuzzlewit1848 bro you should hear how much my friends complain about retail. People trying to start fights, changing price tags around, stealing stuff in the most blatant way possible then coming back the next day.
@gamerzay69
3 жыл бұрын
Don’t worry, people don’t respect any establishments! 😂
I miss Poch talking about the girl shitting herself
@inked
3 жыл бұрын
We will never forget Carmen 🙏
@about50pyros55
3 жыл бұрын
@@inked just have it be a tradition like gather round for the tale of poch's carmen adventure
@jacobalden8141
3 жыл бұрын
'That shit was funny dooo'
Gotta say, spot on editing
@cryism7798
3 жыл бұрын
they get better and better with every season!
@justpassingby3409
3 жыл бұрын
Yup
6:52 "Did you call her a thot pocket?" "i did ._." "I like that"
The Tiffany Pollard (New York) and Bernie Sanders edit took me OUT 😂😂😂
The fuck is wrong with that lady who kept tattooing and LEFT a passed out client? It could have been a serious medical emergency. Super irresponsible.
I need a video about their best clients. Most memorable client stories but it’s for good reasons 😂
Gross smells gets said and Poch is brought on that Carmen story is legendary 😂
Remind me to NEVER get tattooed by Carmen. Heart attack? Stroke? Seizure? Nah, lemme just finish the tattoo and LEAVE MY CLIENT IN DISTRESS because I have tickets to a show.
@phunkyphresh3799
3 жыл бұрын
Literally sounded like an OD. Damn well could’ve been a death rattle with lungs filling up with liquid.
@lelamilla3721
3 жыл бұрын
Was likely a heroin overdose
@sophiefrench4547
3 жыл бұрын
Agreed! I was shocked she even carried on tattooing. Most people won't tattoo an unconscious person but she just seems to think as long as they aren't dead it's ok. Wtf!
@luka2507
3 жыл бұрын
Ya bit of a red flag
@nikno36
3 жыл бұрын
That's what I was thinking too isn't it like a big no no to tattoo a passed out person?
"I break people." will be my my answer when anyone asks me my job in the future.
1:53 his buddies laugh after dude said "I've broken people" made me fall apart lmfao 😂 🤣 all these clients sound absolutely insane
Wait....she tattooed someone who was unconscious. Then couldn't wake her up so she just left her. How is that woman still tattooing. That's wrong and unethical.
Once after getting tattooed, my tattoo artist took her pants off and started cleaning her own new tattoo 😂. That's as crazy as it gets for me, thank god.
@Pancakes4dindin
3 жыл бұрын
Lol why did she remove her pants 💀
@TheMarslMcFly
3 жыл бұрын
@@Pancakes4dindin Because she got her leg tatted?!
The heart nipple story (4:40) once you notice your client is drunk you shouldn't tattooed her. Yes she could've sued you for negligence.
@DaveWraptastic
3 жыл бұрын
So happy my country has all these rules in place and permits and stuff. If there is any sign you are drunk/high or even hungover they kick you out instantly and you have no right to a refund.
@ccleasimone
3 жыл бұрын
That’s exactly what I thought, idk why that girl seemed so comfortable telling that story as if she wasn’t borderline committing a crime lol
@Pancakes4dindin
3 жыл бұрын
@@DaveWraptastic its up to the individual shop and has very little to do with federal regulations. If a tattoo artist is going to tattoo a drunk person they're going to do it regardless of any regulations or "permits"
@zacharymorin4634
2 жыл бұрын
alot of street shops stay open till late in the night when they're around bars, they wouldn't if it was actually illegal
One word: Carmen
@GoScience123
3 жыл бұрын
From the bronx
@kennedynini5589
3 жыл бұрын
Sandiego
Carmen's story just has me goin wtf? So where was the couple's toddler when they were in the bathroom together for too long? Cuz if he was in there with them why would they be knocking on the door saying they couldn't be in there together? Then the girl passes out and she continued to tattoo her?! Then left her there. They couldn't wake her up for 45 mins and never called the paramedics? She was probably ODing on heroin. Good thing she didn't die! I hope that poor kid is ok since no one gave a f*ck about his safety either.
Wow. I’ve never known a tattoo shop to work on a drunk client
The edit of Bernie Sanders and New York sitting on that couch 5:21 cracked me up!
"You had that one lady who passed gas" Me: 🤣 "Then the next day she OD'd" Me: 👁👄👁
“Thot pocket.” I’m gonna start sayin’ that now lol 💀
The editing always gets me 🤣 it's what I always look forward to 🤣
@SharkysParadise
3 жыл бұрын
come check us out! More well edited tattoo content!
why would you continue to tattoo someone if they passed out..... like I really wanna know wtf
@wheelycrossing2525
3 жыл бұрын
This is not a normal story, that was not okay.
@keiracogdell4673
3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing! Call someone & stop tattooing, holy fuck
3:25 Dead Tattoer saying “how cute” sounded so comical yet appropriate at the same time lol
Some of the people you pick to represent our trade really shows how uneducated and irresponsible Tattooers can be.
I feel like some of these artists lack some common sense, like turn away drunk, high, passed out amd sick people perhaps? I get there’s this rough and tough attitude about tattooing but at least have the decency to turn away people that aren’t okay for the sake of their work and the shops reputation.
Here for the tattoo stories AND the editing. Magical.
Yes! My favorite kind of inked video! Story times!! And I'm EARLY OMG! Btw did you guys get tips from the editors on unnhhhh?? Similar hilarious editing!!
It would be super helpful if there were captions available for these videos. I love watching so much and it sucks a bit not totally understanding these stories
Some of these stories scare me in case I decide to become a tattoo artist. But on the other hand.... I am able to avoid the crazies. Mostly.
@inked
3 жыл бұрын
You say that now...
Wow, good time to watch KZread at work
@inked
3 жыл бұрын
Inked is not to be held responsible if playing this video filled with wildly NSFW stories leads to you being fired.
@inked
3 жыл бұрын
We fully support this 👏
@victordanielalvescarvalho3353
3 жыл бұрын
@@inked there's no worry, closed office and almost alone here, and the last storie..oosh
Uuummmmm sounds like some irresponsible tattooists here as well, I thought it was not acceptable to tattoo people under the influence of alcohol or drugs and definitely not if they are passed out? I guess money is more important than the customers safety huh?
@gamerzay69
3 жыл бұрын
You sir, are mistaken lol
@stopsign8265
2 жыл бұрын
@@gamerzay69 amazing response. Enlightening, even.
Not even two minutes in and there’s already an intoxicated lady twerking naked, I can’t- 🤣
She tattooed an unconscious person? Really? And publicly admitted it? Well guess there goes her career.
@coldtea3628
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, wtf? Though there are a lot of stories of blind drunk/high tattoos :/
this editing is so fucking good omg
Every once in a while I come back and binge through all these again. 🖤
Love that intro sequence 😂👏
I hope tattoo shops put a rule of not coming in drunk.
3:47 That editing tho!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥
Every single crazy client story video there has to be some sort of reference to poch's story
Man I love these videos
Uh so you're tattooing drunk people? Isn't that one of the biggest no nos? How is this a crazy client story? They shouldn't even be clients!! Otherwise, Editors brining their A game as usual
@ashdragon4000
3 жыл бұрын
Or the one that said her client passed out so she finished the tattoo and THEN tried to wake her up??
@sydeLPS
3 жыл бұрын
@@ashdragon4000 That one really surprised me! Kinda funny in concept but you're not actually supposed to finish the tattoo and just leave her there!! The fact that it took her husband so long to wake her up definitely concerns me
@rachelturner9820
3 жыл бұрын
I haven't been tattooed there but I get the vibe the NY tattoo scene is very crazy (la too) lots of expensive shops but lots of street shops too. Not that it's any excuse v shocking usually you sign a waiver too
@phunkyphresh3799
3 жыл бұрын
Really fucked up, should’ve rejected her on the spot. No wonder she didn’t sit well, shouldn’t have even started on her. Tattooing drunk people is a liability, you literally could get sued for doing that to a blackout drunk person as well as having them sign the waiver. Drunk people can’t consent. Like damn this tattooer is brain dead.
@rockinonthemove
3 жыл бұрын
@@rachelturner9820 you’re kinda right. some tattoo shops just don’t give a fuck. i’ve watched wasted people walk in and get tatted before with no problem smh. i’ve also only signed a waiver once out of the five times i’ve gotten tatted and that one was the worst one
It's shocking how many people don't understand basic hygiene and decency
@tunein6765
3 жыл бұрын
i was brought up right, thats why i lick my phone clean before shaking someones hand
Client tried to pay me $3500 in hot topic, Spencer's gifts, & prepayed visa cards ^o.+^
Editing has been great lately! Lol
I could be Bill Gates... Sorry my guy Bill Gates Whiter than the Mayonnaise on my Subway 6inch
@joshyaks
3 жыл бұрын
Is that what you call it? And why do you put Mayonnaise on it?
I always wonder if the dislikes on these videos are the clients they talk about cause who wouldn’t like watching these haha
im addicted to this channel
@inked
3 жыл бұрын
We appreciate you
@brownbean3057
3 жыл бұрын
@@inked I appreciate you more, you inspired me to want to become a tattoo artist^^
3:46 Editor is a legend
I don't blame her for ditching that woman to see Dimmu Borgir. I would've done that same thing! *Poke poke poke* .... See ya!
@LittleRainGames
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah Dimmu Borgir is sick.
@rachelturner9820
3 жыл бұрын
That story was nuts!
@89krx
3 жыл бұрын
I would have not started the tattoo
@InformalInker
3 жыл бұрын
You realize that woman was probably overdosing and this artist LEFT HER THERE for a fucking show ..that artist is ignorant and not at all responsible they should no longer be on this show
The editing is soo bomb wow! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯👌🏾👌🏾
These stories are so freaking insane 😭 I’m always nervous about getting work done but I don’t image doing drugs in the bathroom or doing half of this stuff that happens to these artist 😭😭😭 Why they drinking while getting tattooed ? I remember hearing as a teenager, it wasn’t good to get drunk while trying to get work done.
This will never get old 😂
i really love these Crazy Client Stories. keep them coming
The editing on this video is fucking amazing XD
Favourite 🤩 Love crazy client stories
Carmen lives in everyone’s head to this day
ayyyyy i have never been more early
I think the last story the woman took some muscle relaxers or other sort of "relaxers" because she was probably too nervous lol
@lelamilla3721
3 жыл бұрын
Heroin overdose
@Neelo.meeloo
3 жыл бұрын
@@lelamilla3721 especially when they both went into the bathroom beforehand, probably shooting each other up 😐
Wow some people actively look to get the worst tattoo experience possible. 😬
That nipple tattoo story takes the cake 😂
lmaoo i love these
OK what the he'll is a "handle of whisky"???
@dannybardon2934
3 жыл бұрын
A big bottle with a handle
@phunkyphresh3799
3 жыл бұрын
It’s 1.75 liters of the liquor (alcohol) whiskey. It’s the equivalent of 39 beers. Going through even 1/4th of a bottle that size would get you super drunk. Or even in a coma depending on your weight
I had some lady come in as a last minute walk in, someone (other artist) spoke with her, they then passed it to me, she wants her mans name. Me: ok hi, what kinda font would you like, tried convince her with some custom script, nope. She wanted his writing. It looked like a 1sr grader learning cursive . Lol I said fuck it, let’s rock it, where do you want it? Her: down there. Me: oh your foot Her:no , my lady part Me: (thinking well , if there’s a better day than today feb 14, why not) We placed the stencil over the entrance to “Elmer’s" kingdom lol , mid tattoo she tells me it’s her bday, and she’s doing this for him. 10mins into the tattoo her phone rings, she has him on speaker calling from jail lol , he starts talking to me via speaker on how he appreciates me doing this for him......(ummmm. Ok) lol I tell him I appreciate her paying one of my bills and laugh. Later after finishing it, she mentions how they’ve never met, but been pen pals for a yr, and plan to get married when he gets out in 3yrs (2now) People do wild shit #lupotattoos
I love these stories
The visuals 😂😂😂
I am in art school Rn and I design some tattoos for people online,, yeah I think I’ll stick with just doing the designs 😅
Here super early and I don't regret it!
I’m hearing a lot of people complaining about their own incompetence and/or negligence. Pretty much all of these stories start with you not having the sense or integrity to turn away people you shouldn’t have been tattooing, it’s a bit sick.
I guess I'm boring but the ~~crazy client stories~~ that are just making fun of addicts do not sit right with me (as a fellow tattoo artist) :------------/
The likes are at 420 don’t know if I’m adult enough to change that
Notice most of the stories all these Tattoo artists tell don’t bash, or talk shit about people. They’re all just stories. Most of the artists I know are so nice as hell. Maybe cynical and sarcastic but nice to the core lol
People have issues ....... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
favorite videosssss
I feel so bad they have no choice but to interact with their clients in person lol
Influencers make my skin crawl. 🤢
Apparently in New York they don't give a shit about tattooing drunk people. My shop will turn you away for drinking in the past 24 hours, let alone actually coming in visibly wasted. Besides the heath aspect, why would you even want to deal with that shit anyway?
1:56 I was wondering wh y they had mask then I realized how recents this was bruh I was watching videos from like a year ago lmaooo
The artist who got chained? WHAT?! 😳
That fable: the lost chapters music tho
Let's get the interviews from the clients to see why they would act like that Drugs right? Drugs?
I break ppl 😂
2:36 THEY USED THE FUCKING WET FART MEME LMFAOOO
This is some major UNHhhh editing
Bruh I didn't know I'd find Hopper from stranger things here. 0-0
Who else just loved the intro scene
Why are these tattooers tattooing intoxicated people?? Wtf?? That’s illegal, wtf man. No wonder the lady was upset the next day, no one should tattoo someone intoxicated, they’ll regret it and you as the tattooer shouldn’t choose money over that. Gross.
@sararobinson6571
3 жыл бұрын
@Film Content Critic A person who is intoxicated or impaired can’t legally sign a release form…
Ain’t no way she continued to tattoo the lady passed out WHAT
No wonder he wears the ski mask.
What are these people doing to shit on themselves?! Lol
Dimmu. Good taste.
How is someone taking a break and going for a shit a 'crazy client' story??...
Some of the artists on ink are the kind of artists I’d never go to... they’re rude man
Kimberly I have to hold back so much ughh you're so gorgeous
I love blood of wolves (I don’t know her name) she’s my favourite out of the new reactors because Ryan isn’t there now she will always be my number 1 though
that guy was definitely bill gates
Oh no not Dimmu Borgir 😬
Damnit
Imagine if that guy in the mask is Bill Gates 🤯
Chris form ink master?