Craziest Client Stories #7 | Tattoo Artists Answer
Tattoo artists share their craziest tattoo and client stories from ex-FBI agents to losing tattoos in unexpected ways as well as some unorthodox ways to commemorate a relationship.
Have you ever had a crazy tattoo experience? Let us know in the comments!
Artists in this video:
Carlos Torres: / carlostorresart
Anali De Laney: / delaneyink
Pennyboy: / pennyboy_tattooartist
Lisette Martinez: / eyekandi_ink
Kevin Boudreau: / kevinboudreau_
Sara Fabel: / sarafabel
Guy Aitchison: / guyaitchisonart
Mark Wade: / markwadeink
Bobby Cupparo: / bobbycupparotattoos
Teej Poole: / teejpoole
Pony Lawson: / ponylawson
Lalo: / lalotattoos
Courtney Raimondi: / bloodofwolves
Alexandra Fische: / alexandrafische
Jesse Levitt: / jesselevitt
Shine: / ishineink
Ruben Barahona: / rubenbtattoo
Joe Smith: / tat2joe777
Nikki Simpson: / nikkisimpsontattoos
Yomico Moreno: / yomicoart
Steve Butcher: / stevebutchertattoos
Dave Paulo: / davepaulo_tattooartist
Chris Meighan: / chrismeighan_tattoo_
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Joe Smith looks like a devilish sort of guy but sounds and acts like THE BIGGEST SWEETHEART I mean how could you not love that guy
@hannahfoust8539
4 жыл бұрын
Jenny Mattbäck i’ve been tatted by this guy and can confirm that this is true.
@tiger_844
4 жыл бұрын
Ikr!!!!
@MrMarceloll
4 жыл бұрын
i wanna be his friend haha
@tiger_844
4 жыл бұрын
@@hannahfoust8539 luckyyyyy
@tiger_844
4 жыл бұрын
@@MrMarceloll me too!!!
". . . get a pretty wife, cheat on her and buy a car I couldn't afford, you know that cycle" 9:00
@ilikestarsun
4 жыл бұрын
That was the most Colombian thing I've ever herd lol. Also when he said he was 16 but that's normal hahaha
@JonathanR.Gutierrez
4 жыл бұрын
@TheFitarian maybe in a video game. 🎮
@Randomoe110
4 жыл бұрын
Dude! That was savage!
@Ayveh
4 жыл бұрын
Well he did have the first part right "cheat on her" that is a typical marriage, You get married, have kids and then cheat on your wife because she is no longer pretty...or the other way around she cheats on him because she is bored of him now. I have seen and heard of TOO many people doing that. There is truth in that statement. If you have never heard of that then I am sorry you live in the dark but that's life :/
@Daedalus33
4 жыл бұрын
I mean yea. Columbians man
“I almost had a guy die on Monday but apart from that...” EXCUSE ME SIR I HAVE SEVERAL QUESTIONS PLEASE
@anonymous.2660
4 жыл бұрын
000
@chris-mq3iz
4 жыл бұрын
Exactly how u skip over that😤
@scramblesthedeathdealer
4 жыл бұрын
Shit happens man.
@srsucioguapodelsur8845
4 жыл бұрын
*hits the blunt Dave Chappell from back in the day style* “Sometimes you almost have a guy die on a Monday, gotta do what you gotta do, it’s cool...”
@meepnope4389
3 жыл бұрын
Why am I hearing this in muyskerms voice 🤣
those stories involving children are disgusting. The dad getting his young daughter sexualized as an attractive woman and then the mom trying to get a 12 yr olds nipples pierced like the gal and stupidity is unreal and its so gross to think they would even mention that at a tattoo place
@mymykittens1340
4 жыл бұрын
It's throughs stories that make me lose hope in humanity...
@rigormortis428
4 жыл бұрын
@ you're right, it isn't but FUCK anyone who likes that kinda shit. Sounds like u let shit like that slide. Talking bout a TWO year old little girl, fucking PUSSY!! Doesn't surprise me either that you're hidden behind a picture of anything other than your own face..
@nunpho
4 жыл бұрын
@ that's no excuse
4 жыл бұрын
RiGOr MORtis the hell does my picture have to do with anything? You sound like a sensitive bitch who needs to calm his ass down and watch his mouth. Art is art regardless of what the person gets and if you don’t like it, go cry in the corner. Life is cold and innocent beings are being tortured to death everyday and we don’t need people like you getting mad trying to run from the truth!
@abbadonthedestroyer3792
4 жыл бұрын
@ Big tough guy over here rofl.
Honestly the one about the guy wanting a sexy pin up of his like 3 year old daughter is so unsettling. I genuinely hope the kid is no longer around that man
@v0idedspaxe481
2 жыл бұрын
Could not agree more
@Shebeast3
2 жыл бұрын
agreed
Dang, that grandma is such a legend 😂
@TheOneTrueErica
4 жыл бұрын
Indeed. I wanna be that cool when I'm her age.
The grandma in the FBI story absolutely killed me.
@Sammysam44
4 жыл бұрын
Same.. grandma say what?! Lmfao
@Shebeast3
2 жыл бұрын
absolute legend
I tattooed a guy many times who always got portraits of himself... flexing. I did a massive portrait on his chest of HIMSELF flexing. One day, he went to pay for a $250 Tattoo with a bucket of quarters. Yes. Everyone in the shop was stacking and counting quarters for the remainder of the shift. He explained he was saving quarters for making an epic fountain out of them. Scrapped that idea and got a tattoo instead😂
@Bonbon-C
4 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha Epic! =D
@jaytea8761
4 жыл бұрын
Jesus lmao 😂😂😂
@inked
4 жыл бұрын
did he tip in pennies
@smoothoperator9901
4 жыл бұрын
pure mad lad
@EggGorlComics
4 жыл бұрын
Inked buahahhahaha
"Uh, I-- I'm tattooing Jesus right now" had me howling.
'get a pretty wife, cheat on her, buy a car I couldn't afford...' you, my sir, made me laugh so hard I spit out my drink.
"almost saw the guy die on Monday but umm apart from that" haha 0:03
Granny passing out and waking up to finish the tattoo is some gangster shit lol
Anyone else think that the guy with the complete skull face should have a cooler name than Joe Smith 😝
@ShannonRochon
4 жыл бұрын
He's one if the few dudes I've seen with a full head tattoo that doesn't absolutely overwhelm him & actually suits him. I always giggle at his name...lol!
@LO-kt2kx
4 жыл бұрын
Haley Neeter I don’t know anything about him but when I saw that I figured it wasn’t his real name. I think that the plain name is meant to juxtapose with his crazy ass tats
@haleyneeter4982
4 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure the majority of these people aren’t using their real names. I just found his particularly silly
@RaininBlood666
4 жыл бұрын
That's his real name and he's awesome as fuck, I've met him before lol
@rodbrez6415
4 жыл бұрын
Joe is awesome!!! He has done most of my ink.
Do the artist/piercers ever report people that ask for stuff like the 3 year old daughter with a woman’s body?? That child is definitely being exposed to abuse and possible sexual abuse. No normal parent would ever EVER ask for that. That’s a big red flag.
..ᵃʰ..ᵘʰᵐᵐ...ⁱᵐ ᵗᵃᵗᵗᵒᵒⁱⁿᵍ ʲᵉˢᵘˢ ʳⁱᵍʰᵗ ⁿᵒʷ....
@emilyjane9901
4 жыл бұрын
Now*
@Quadamundi
4 жыл бұрын
Epic.
@ducksarecute9662
4 жыл бұрын
𝙻𝙾𝙻
@RemRewRoe
4 жыл бұрын
Hahahhhahahah
@kendallalmazan8954
4 жыл бұрын
How did u do that?!
there was a guy actually asked me if he needed to come in person to get a tattoo So, i told him,'of course not, you can always send me the part of your body you want to get a tattoo on' That's the end of the story Thank God
@FallingStary
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Stettafire
2 жыл бұрын
I have images of you recieving an arm in the post
@Shebeast3
2 жыл бұрын
fud lmao
@stratocheese
2 жыл бұрын
@@Stettafire "It's ok, my arms are detacheable just send it back when you're done"
l o w d i c k o n t h e s t i c k
@destree6348
4 жыл бұрын
turntech Godhead priceless!!!
@ostschnaller
4 жыл бұрын
what does it mean?
@corriehadady2691
4 жыл бұрын
@@ostschnaller I think he meant that he was the low man on the totem pole, a.k.a the new guy.
@charlestoncooper5265
4 жыл бұрын
Im using it now
omg nikki’s story sounds like a wattpad fanfic lol that’s dope af
Wonder who got killed and what that blurred explanation was
@JakeTakesTheCakes
4 жыл бұрын
I think it was a cat. Broke it by twisting the neck. Some kind of small animal I think
@saftiger8
4 жыл бұрын
I think it couldve been a dog/cat
@Highboy29
4 жыл бұрын
JakeTakesTheCakes Nah I think he killed a hooker by strangling.
@JakeTakesTheCakes
4 жыл бұрын
@@Highboy29 I really doubt that story would get such a muted reaction...more like an "I'm calling the cops" reaction
@Highboy29
4 жыл бұрын
JakeTakesTheCakes yeah but they could’ve taken it as a joke but i totally get your point
Shine: "mind you, i wasnt good at this point" lmaoo i stan we love self awareness 😂
C'mon Nikki!!! Why couldn't you be specific about the band?! It would have been nice to know who they were.
@Chigen_Atomic
4 жыл бұрын
I know. Not even a specific tattoo to maybe give a hint.
@sincitybatman9288
4 жыл бұрын
She probably lieing.
@InkAndPoet
4 жыл бұрын
@@sincitybatman9288 that's possible. But that's not how you spell lying
@infinitum8558
4 жыл бұрын
@@sincitybatman9288 she's most definitely lying
@emrys8765
4 жыл бұрын
The other guy didnt mention the name of the band that he was traveling with either.
I'd probably be somewhere on the list of crazy clients for bringing my snake to a local tattoo shop. I was asking if they did pet portraits, they asked for a pic, and well...they got to hang with my chill girl while we talked on pricing.
@ShannonRochon
4 жыл бұрын
That's fucking AWESOME....seriously, I'd have had SO MUCH TROUBLE paying attention to you with her in the room..lol!
@maggiee639
4 жыл бұрын
A snake is kinda “tame” since snakes are the chillest 😎
4:03 "Whenever I tattoo Marilyn Manson.." Wait what? :O
@fjmh3933
3 жыл бұрын
Prolly tattooing a photo of Marilyn, haha
@RoyalReyna
3 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one that thinks he kinda looks like an inked pee wee herman? Lol
@Tasoq
3 жыл бұрын
@@RoyalReyna well now that you mention it😂
@walrus4969
3 жыл бұрын
oh yeah Norm (the artist who said that) actually used to tattoo Marilyn Manson quite a bit before his (Norm’s) death in October of 2019
@barefootgirl67
3 жыл бұрын
@@walrus4969 poor guy having to deal with that
9:07 Dude is wild for saying all that 😂
@inked
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂 "...you know, that cycle..."
@9pathNick
4 жыл бұрын
😂😭
Not an artist but I’m a client. I’ve been with my girl for 4 years now. My pumpkin tattoo got her out of her apprenticeship. She’s great, my best friend, I love her. In the beginning though when we didn’t know each other all that well she was tattooing the inside of my forearm and every once in a while she would hit a nerve and my fingers would twitch to the inside of my hand like I was making a fist or squeezing. Well the way we were both angled her boob was basically in my hand and I would occasionally unintentionally grab her boob 🤦♀️ I was freaking out thinking she would think I’m a creep and profusely apologize every time it happened saying it’s a twitch from the tat but she knew I wasn’t like that and now we laugh about it.
@Rainy-In-The-Desert
2 жыл бұрын
That's the sweetest story!
@Shebeast3
2 жыл бұрын
awwww
@YojmaxDjabox
2 жыл бұрын
That’s so cute and funny
FBI Grandma gettin' her first tattoo and playing it cool fucking gave me life.
That guy literally just described a couple that’s done so much weird shit that monogamy sounded like a crazy kink 😂
"I was coked up and effed up... And I was 16...but you know in Columbia that was normal" 😂😂
The terrible parenting and mental health stories are so depressing. It must be hard to do this kind of work sometimes for the more sensitive tattoo artists
and that 12 year old girl was dani cohn
Been binging these, and two stories from two different artist are about a crazy guy at a convention getting mad that he didn’t get invited to a pizza party lmao!
@Rainy-In-The-Desert
2 жыл бұрын
Same!! I was like wait a minute... Haha
@mollyferguson5066
2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha same here!
The guy at 11 mins is talking about the tattoo factory in Chicago... where I got my first tattoo. Rip Pete
@luciennerosewegener1915
4 жыл бұрын
yooo thats where i got my first tat too!
@tyleebriggs6849
4 жыл бұрын
@@permafrosty I really want to know if this is true 😂
@zachary_b
4 жыл бұрын
@@permafrosty tea
@DaveyDingles
4 жыл бұрын
@@permafrosty there's a time and a place for this stuff...it's called THERAPY. Not KZread comments. If true, the reasons are pretty obvious.
I'm not going to flat out eliminate the possibility that person with the curling iron story did it consensually, but it seems pretty likely the scar is not her only issue.
@bstmeg5237
4 жыл бұрын
You don't know. It's possible she's just that sick. Could be abuse tho
@thestruggleisbrie860
3 жыл бұрын
My ass started hurting the second I heard it I was scrolling in the comments like- did no one hear that story? It's clearly just as disturbing as the others
@Noblebird02
3 жыл бұрын
@@thestruggleisbrie860 It's one of the most horrifying, clearly abuse.
@KingJulian628
2 жыл бұрын
I was wondering what happened bout that, she should have gone to authorities first
@emptyness7
Жыл бұрын
That was horrible, that poor woman
That old lady with the gunshot wound at the end is going to feature in the new RED movie
FBI Granny sounds awesome 😎
“Grandma say whaaaat????” 😂😂😂
The girl that was sodomised with the curling iron, I hope she's ok. We can laugh but it sounds like it couldve been an abusive situation for her
@emptyness7
Жыл бұрын
I don't understand why they were laughing, that poor woman
@FatKarma999
Жыл бұрын
@@emptyness7 My first reaction would have been "are you ok?" though-- outward appearances aside. Especially if it was a recent burn; you should not be tattooing that! She might have had even more trauma on top of the first one from just the tattooing process.
@uchihaitachi181
Жыл бұрын
@@emptyness7 I believe it would be more of a “I’m laughing cause I don’t know how to react.” Versus a “lol omfg that’s crazy”
“Get this man some beer and pizza now!” 😂 best part
That last story about the grandma was awesome!
Holy cow guys I legit could watch these artists tell these stories for hours on end
Life Goal : To be as cool as that old FBI granny.
The grandma with the gunshot sounds awsome! Some of the older people have the craziest stories and live the secret life...
i’ve seen the pizza party story from both perspectives now this is so funny
I'm tattooing jesus right now... XD the way he says it just makes me feel bad for whoever did that tattoo XD Also FBI grandma sounds amazing! That's a savage grandma.
@Keithlynd_
4 жыл бұрын
She's the grandma I'd like to have
@UnnamedHero0922
4 жыл бұрын
Welp, it's official. That Grandma is cooler than me and 90% of the world.
Last story is the wholesomest
“dude i’m tattooing jesus right now”
That's Exactly What I'm Worried About. Getting amputated at somepoint but having tattoos past the point. Imagine spending thousands of dollars and days of just being tattoo'd on a sleeve and then BAM, whole arm is Gone.
@MissCaraMint
2 жыл бұрын
To be fair, if your arm’s off then you probably got bigger problems than the tattoo.
The "Im With Stumpy" tattoo form the thumbnail, i loved that one so much i got my own. (and yes i am an amputee)
grandma is a legend 🙌
The story about the lady who attacked her leg reminds me of a kid I went to school with. He got into an argument with his hand in home ec a couple minutes after I showed him how to use a knife in the kitchen. He was screaming bloody murder, holding his wrist, and we all thought he cut himself but no. Charlie got into a fight with his hand.
FBI Granny is gangster! I love her!
That older lady was a badass! And her design for her first ever tattoo is so sweet. Pet tattoos are so wholesome.
"get a wife, cheat on her, get a car I can't afford"...plan for life! :D
Inked stories never disappoint me
the guy who sent his daughter photo WTF
"want a piece of that?" The guy just describe something that could be quite close to rape or at least a horrific vision of women, like one could be passed from a man to an other like a toy, and he's like "i like this raw personality". Disgusting 🤮
He said "get a pretty wife, cheat on her, get a car I can't afford 😂😂😂"
Guy's story at 11:00 is wild...I've gotten 4 of my tattoos at the shop he's talking about, and it's one of the cleanest, chillest shops i've been to! spent the Superbowl a few years ago getting tattooed there. it was just me and two tattoo artists, and we were just chilling and watching the Puppy Bowl while i got tattooed! stuff definitely still goes down in that area, but that story is so far from what my experiences have been at that shop 😂 oh how the times change!
The grandma story made me smile so hard haha
I loved the story about the old lady!
Nikki wont say the band's name; it was probably Nickelback...
@alec7568
4 жыл бұрын
I'd it was nickleback, they would have rocked up at the studio after being booed out of the venue.
@jessyosborne8320
4 жыл бұрын
I'm voting avenged sevenfold. But I NEED to know who it was
That grandma story was the best
And yet again the poly guy is properly chill and open about relationships and the way the world is.
Wait so joe Smith has multiple partners??? There's gotta be hope for me now cause wtf
@juliedavis9659
4 жыл бұрын
Idk why ppl would cover their entire face with ink like that (very unattractive) and even more so how anyone could be attracted enough to fuck em...
@sharrafeenawilliams1881
4 жыл бұрын
@@juliedavis9659 beauty is in the eye of the beholder
@juliedavis9659
4 жыл бұрын
@@sharrafeenawilliams1881 says the guy who never got laid and is still alone
@f1rebreather123
4 жыл бұрын
Julie Davis and how would you know?
@juliedavis9659
4 жыл бұрын
@@f1rebreather123 hands down u dont ink, let alone anything else.
Omg I love Joe he's great 😂😂😂
The girl who slapped her tattoo may have had tourettes
@Casper-Ghost
4 жыл бұрын
I have Tourette's and we don't generally slap ourselves or scream things that suit the occasion, like telling her leg to stop, that just sounds like a drunk bitch. Tourette's is just a motor and vocal tic that can't be explained by any other condition; for most people it's little more than twitching and grunting.
@gemavaliente7675
4 жыл бұрын
@@Casper-Ghost so you have tourette's and you are calling someone who cant control something they're doing under pressure a drunk bitch. The irony
@danpolta8759
4 жыл бұрын
@@Casper-Ghost If you follow Sweet Anita at all, she pretty often has tics that are relevant to the situation if it's something she's specifically trying not to say. I know not all Tourette's involves coprolalia, but it definitely can happen. I'd be surprised if the person didn't have a rehearsed explanation at hand tho.
@LP-XXX
4 жыл бұрын
It could be anything, I have meds Im supposed to take but after I do em my legs just move like I can control it but its like a intense itch or like when ur about to sneeze that feel. It can be anything that interrupts or interferes with the brains communication with the muscles, neurological problems, damaged nerves or muscles and so on
@noahvintageweedkiller3154
4 жыл бұрын
Didn't think this would get so much attention! I appreciate everyones responses, but let's not argue what it is or isn't. Let's just hope the girl is safe!
That grandma tattoo story is precious!
"I almost had a guy die on monday" lmfao
RUBEN HAS THE BEST ACCENT EVER! I would get a tattoo by him just to hear his voice for a long period of time.
"Someone get this man beer & pizza now!" Tchalla, infinity war
Marilyn Manson you say??? ↖you are speaking MY LANGUAGE✌
That grandma is just so cool 😂👌
I want to be that grandma when I grow up!
I’m dying to know what that client killed, and how
Is “pizza party” a code word for something?
@ostschnaller
4 жыл бұрын
so as far as i know pizza stands for a young girl and its used as a code word for pedophiles, young boys are referred to as sausages. but surely can have different meanings, thats just what i think off when i hear the term in a certain context
@scramblesthedeathdealer
4 жыл бұрын
@@ostschnaller Oh fuck... that's not cool. I ain't down with any of that shit, in fact, I'd kill a fucking pedophile if they were around my kids, and I wouldn't make it quick or painless!
@permafrosty
4 жыл бұрын
Well in my language pizza is pejorative word for pussy that nobody uses. No codes.
@janabroflovski2572
3 жыл бұрын
I've heard pizza party is some illuminati shit or a cult or smthing
FBI grandma is goals
7:46 Lol imagine "Yelp: 1* - Artist will NOT fall in love with you!!!"
😂 Guy had the best story for sure. 11:03
I’ve been marathoning these and I just heard both sides of the pizza party story
last story is definitely the besttt lol
“Im tattooing Jesus right now” 😂😂😂☠️
Yeah, the BBB has done a great job of making people think that it's some sort of official state or Federal governing body with real power. It's not. Individual stores pay the BBB to give them their seal of approval. Shops can then use that in their advertising to make themselves look a lot more legit/professional. BBB is all BS.
I tattooed Wiz Khalifa and he got me high and I wasnt even smoking
i love Joe Smith so much :D he looks so intimidating but is the nicest guy ever
Damn man, rest in peace Norm🙏🏼💔 #LEGEND
Jesse Levitt is an awesome tattoo artist, my tattoos still look awesome that he did, great guy and very chill.
"Btw there was no pizza, nobody ate any pizza, dude was like totally psycho" 💀
The Grandma story ♥ Elderly goals for me ! there is hope . ;-)
the tattoo pete story gets me every time XD
Mark Wade wore the perfect shirt for this video.
I love that multiple people have the pizza party story
I love how she says " just don't put it over my gunshot wound" in like a new-yorker accent.
I believe there was a secret pizza party after...
The secret pizza party story is genuinely fucking hilarious cause buddy thought he gave him a concussion & there was NO pizza involved!
Loved the last story!
love teej! so glad i got a piece by him!
Last story was amazing aw
Damn that grand ma is killing it 😂😂🔥🔥🔥
Aww grandma 👵 great story
Grandma say what?!