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Craziest Client Stories #4 | Tattoo Artists Answer

Tattoo artists tell stories about their craziest clients including everything from inappropriate tattoo requests, to clients who have no boundaries.
Artists in this video:
Mira Mariah - @girlknewyork
Laura Martinez - @nothingwildtattoo
Keith "Dez" Hernandez - @keithhernandez.nyc
Trudy Lines - @trudy_lines_tattoo
Janda Farley - @jandadrawsstuff
Matt Truiano - @matttruiano
Gabe Pantoja - @gabetattoos
Jess Machete - @jessmachete
Josh Lord - @joshualord
Suranghee Ro - @suroshinn
Monikka Velvet - @monikkavelvet
Daniel Marmo - @tattoosbydmo
Baris Yesilbas - @barisyesilbas
Cheo Park - @cheopark
Caesar Bacchus - @caesarbaccvs_tattoos
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  • @Cloudsonlover666
    @Cloudsonlover6665 жыл бұрын

    When she said so casually "he shaved for me which was really sweet" I started just laughing so hard i fell off my bed.

  • @tommyguerra342

    @tommyguerra342

    5 жыл бұрын

    At least he won the bet

  • @alwaysgrowing236

    @alwaysgrowing236

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lmfao!!!!

  • @alexad7570

    @alexad7570

    4 жыл бұрын

    yea i think i can understand why she apreciated the the guy didn't show up with a full afro

  • @SilverWolf_-cj4qn

    @SilverWolf_-cj4qn

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bruh literally same. My face story

  • @peachycranberry

    @peachycranberry

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@alexad7570 💀😂😭 I died at this. Lmaooo fr!

  • @tailgunner5454
    @tailgunner54545 жыл бұрын

    I don't have a single tattoo but have watched all these vids lol

  • @benjaminthomas1321

    @benjaminthomas1321

    4 жыл бұрын

    Tail Gunner just be careful I started watching these without out any tattoos and I’m pretty much covered in tattoos

  • @lizzieo_is_here7591

    @lizzieo_is_here7591

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sameeeee

  • @fifimsp

    @fifimsp

    4 жыл бұрын

    I have a wedding ring one. That's it. If it makes you feel better, I don't think my tattoo artist has any. None that I saw. You'd never know she was a tattoo artist. She looks like a 55 year old, sweet, grandma. LOL.

  • @brettperez3838

    @brettperez3838

    4 жыл бұрын

    Trudy with tats is really beautiful like dam

  • @nurinms

    @nurinms

    4 жыл бұрын

    Me toooo

  • @cappuccinalex
    @cappuccinalex5 жыл бұрын

    Every time I get a tattoo and make an embarrassing joke I freak out thinking I'll be a story in one of these videos

  • @rezonance4937

    @rezonance4937

    5 жыл бұрын

    *walks into tattoo studio to get tattooed* "dont be weird, dont be weird" *ends up on inked*

  • @MirasaurusRex

    @MirasaurusRex

    5 жыл бұрын

    I couldn't imagine trying to sit STILL for that long and managing to not be weird.

  • @user-yk6xx9dv5z

    @user-yk6xx9dv5z

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sounds like social anxiety

  • @SarahMacDani
    @SarahMacDani5 жыл бұрын

    Matt: I didn’t know what I was doing, I was just scribblin on there. The greatest description of beginning tattoo artist I swear 😂

  • @Pepper7653

    @Pepper7653

    5 жыл бұрын

    I really want to see the finished result😂 assuming when he said he saw the guy months later. That the tattoo was finished.

  • @jocellecanovas
    @jocellecanovas5 жыл бұрын

    “do i have to be hard for this?” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kckingofpicklesaudis3151

    @kckingofpicklesaudis3151

    5 жыл бұрын

    Jocelle Canovas turns out. no lmfao

  • @jocellecanovas

    @jocellecanovas

    5 жыл бұрын

    Kc the pickle guy Audis 😂😂😂

  • @C00kii0

    @C00kii0

    5 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lunaeinhorn

    @lunaeinhorn

    5 жыл бұрын

    Its a fair question (?) 😂

  • @TheLazarussLedd

    @TheLazarussLedd

    4 жыл бұрын

    She seems so sweet and chill

  • @Alex-cm9dd
    @Alex-cm9dd5 жыл бұрын

    This channel is awesome I feel like even if someone doesn’t like tattoos or is against it it’s still so interesting

  • @iMThatOnlyBeast13

    @iMThatOnlyBeast13

    5 жыл бұрын

    Tech Priest glad your better now

  • @papajoe6263

    @papajoe6263

    5 жыл бұрын

    People shouldn’t be against tattoos only because it’s happened for thousands of years weather or not you have em

  • @Misuzu4213

    @Misuzu4213

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Tech Priest that's why getting good tattoos is great, I swear to God I can't have one more expensive hobby so I don't do drugs

  • @24framedavinci39

    @24framedavinci39

    5 жыл бұрын

    I'm a 41 year old cancer survivor. I don't have a single tattoo. Been thinking of getting a survivor tat, but don't have the money for a good one yet. That's what brought me to the channel. Love watching the stories of crazy customers.

  • @EDDYTHEBONERCAT

    @EDDYTHEBONERCAT

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Tech Priest boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii that made me pisss my self hahahahahaha

  • @guzz7235
    @guzz72355 жыл бұрын

    A piercer version would be cool too

  • @dasiypotterhead3217

    @dasiypotterhead3217

    5 жыл бұрын

    Delphi Riddle the channel is called ‘inked’ lol

  • @MadCheshireHat

    @MadCheshireHat

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@dasiypotterhead3217 yeah, I think they mean they'd like a "piercer version" of the channel

  • @NeeraTheLynx

    @NeeraTheLynx

    3 жыл бұрын

    Then it could be called pierced.

  • @Selene666
    @Selene6665 жыл бұрын

    3:02 he needs to stop interrupting her

  • @rosxjun

    @rosxjun

    5 жыл бұрын

    The way she kept nudging his arm every time he did lol. Nice way of saying BRUH LET ME FINISH MY FUCKING STORY 😂

  • @DSki-wh5hc

    @DSki-wh5hc

    5 жыл бұрын

    It happens in other videos with those two (him interrupting)

  • @FernandoGarcia-ep2pg

    @FernandoGarcia-ep2pg

    5 жыл бұрын

    Selene I though his comments were kinda funny and she didn't seem to mind, she was laughing too

  • @iMThatOnlyBeast13

    @iMThatOnlyBeast13

    5 жыл бұрын

    MANSPLANING

  • @luanas.563

    @luanas.563

    5 жыл бұрын

    I'd usually agree with you when I see a man interrupting a woman but this time it really felt to me like they're friends and he's just involved in her story. She doesn't seem to mind it either.

  • @writheagainsoon
    @writheagainsoon5 жыл бұрын

    Oh Terry, wherever you may be, bless you.

  • @Painted_shark3471
    @Painted_shark34715 жыл бұрын

    Jess is adult Wednesday Adams and I love it

  • @NMOIBurrito

    @NMOIBurrito

    5 жыл бұрын

    She cute af

  • @jodofly1158

    @jodofly1158

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@NMOIBurrito no she's not

  • @InkAndPoet

    @InkAndPoet

    4 жыл бұрын

    She said she got her apprenticeship through blackmail and bribery.

  • @Ayveh

    @Ayveh

    4 жыл бұрын

    Exactly what I was thinking!!!

  • @SilverWolf_-cj4qn

    @SilverWolf_-cj4qn

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bruh I was thinking the same thing

  • @sierrabush3448
    @sierrabush34485 жыл бұрын

    The gay girl gone bi was my favorite!!

  • @caitthecat

    @caitthecat

    5 жыл бұрын

    Same, especially since she probably knew she was into men and used it as a pick up line. I could be wrong, but I know people who've done it, so....

  • @CrankyB1tsch

    @CrankyB1tsch

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, I like sexual harrassment stories too! (Nope)

  • @Monoxide24

    @Monoxide24

    5 жыл бұрын

    Where do you detect any sexual harassment

  • @CrankyB1tsch

    @CrankyB1tsch

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Monoxide24 u fucking serious? Or you think only vagina-owners can be sexually harrassed?

  • @CrankyB1tsch

    @CrankyB1tsch

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Monoxide24 now... Try to think this scene but with a gay man and a female tattoo artist, and the man getting excited and saying to her "oh you changed my sexual tastes". I bet you can see the harassment now

  • @Melanie-hm1rl
    @Melanie-hm1rl4 жыл бұрын

    I have actually had customers ask me "how long" my tattoos would "last for"

  • @Anthumsnailbunny

    @Anthumsnailbunny

    3 жыл бұрын

    I always hope people mean like before a touch up but even then?? It depends on so much

  • @NeeraTheLynx

    @NeeraTheLynx

    3 жыл бұрын

    I mean some fade faster then others, some colours disappear after months or a year. But I understand how stupid it sounds.

  • @leticiakioko5580

    @leticiakioko5580

    2 жыл бұрын

    Oh I once had someone come up to me and asked "do I have to get a tatoo inperson?" I was like "you know you are getting a tatoo on your skin right?"

  • @teresaravenshaw5477

    @teresaravenshaw5477

    2 жыл бұрын

    Leticia Kioko - how are people so stupid?

  • @Hawk1966
    @Hawk19665 жыл бұрын

    I have a kneeling demon on my left bicep and was sitting in the chair getting work done on my right arm when some really weird guy and girl came in. They were going crazy over the flash on the wall, pulled frames down to try them on laying on the benches, etc. Then they walked over and watched me get tattooed for a while and the guy said "Hey man, nice horse!" and wandered off. The artist and I did this double take and I asked "Dude, did you tattoo a horse on me?" He spun me around ( barber chairs rock) and stared at my tattoo, that he'd done, then pulled out a piece of paper, cut it up, taped it to my arm and held up the mirror. If you cover it up just right the demon's bent leg and arm sorta look like a horse skull. No idea how this kid saw it. My artist quipped he should charge me extra for hiding the horse in my demon. Wow, that was long. Happy ink to all!

  • @plexandremdog

    @plexandremdog

    5 жыл бұрын

    Reading this hurt my brain

  • @Hawk1966

    @Hawk1966

    5 жыл бұрын

    I'm sorry. Take two aspirin and get a good night's rest.

  • @plexandremdog

    @plexandremdog

    5 жыл бұрын

    Hawk 1966 that won’t work I got permanent brain damage from that shit

  • @Hawk1966

    @Hawk1966

    5 жыл бұрын

    Maybe you can find a replacement at the Dollar Store.

  • @plexandremdog

    @plexandremdog

    5 жыл бұрын

    That won’t work either it seems like you tried it already

  • @RayRayRaves
    @RayRayRaves5 жыл бұрын

    Omg I had my captions on and at 0:37 when he says, "She came to get a piece around her genitals." the captions said, "She came to get a piece around her kenya dolls." 😂😂😂😂

  • @vorzel_

    @vorzel_

    5 жыл бұрын

    I kept hearing Kenya dolls for a second I couldn't figure out what he was saying 😂

  • @RayRayRaves

    @RayRayRaves

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@vorzel_ his accent just makes it so much more believable. Haha 😂

  • @katherine7444

    @katherine7444

    5 жыл бұрын

    Wow I’m glad you made that comment. Because I honestly couldn’t figure out what he was saying

  • @kimflux2998

    @kimflux2998

    5 жыл бұрын

    I have subtitles all the time (I have issues with my hearing sometimes) and caught this too 😂😂😂

  • @swordracer

    @swordracer

    5 жыл бұрын

    Omg your right XD

  • @kylerworkman9521
    @kylerworkman95215 жыл бұрын

    French Woman❤️ such a beautiful voice and accent 😊 story was too funny! It's permanent bro lmfao

  • @kylerworkman9521

    @kylerworkman9521

    5 жыл бұрын

    Laura Martinez😎

  • @Chunkece

    @Chunkece

    5 жыл бұрын

    She looks like a man

  • @CyanAnn

    @CyanAnn

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Chunkece ?????? what do men look like? Like? Is there a specific type of look that all men have, because otherwise then you're just being weird

  • @Chunkece

    @Chunkece

    5 жыл бұрын

    CyanAnn masculine features like a wide jaw and lower brow bones

  • @-.-4827

    @-.-4827

    5 жыл бұрын

    gir??

  • @pri.sci.lla.
    @pri.sci.lla.5 жыл бұрын

    Aren't you not supposed to tattoo people who are clearly under the influence?

  • @damianwilliams3468

    @damianwilliams3468

    5 жыл бұрын

    I think some of the tattoo artists will ask but the client will lie to them & say that they haven’t taken anything/are not under the influence. In one of these sorts of videos a lady talked about a client who was acting really weird and he ended up having to go to the hospital mid-tattoo or something bc he took horse tranquilizer. You can’t always know if a person is under the influence, and I’m sure most artists wouldn’t do it if they knew

  • @tdr3471

    @tdr3471

    5 жыл бұрын

    Eh, it's not the law. A lot of shops have that rule in place to prevent people making stupid drunk decisions, but a lot more shops capitalise on it.

  • @lucycarter3041

    @lucycarter3041

    5 жыл бұрын

    I think some tattoo artists have the reasoning that if someone's that drunk and they refuse to tattoo them they'll probably just go to the next shop to get it done, and if they tattoo them then at least they know that they're getting it done safely.

  • @papajoe6263

    @papajoe6263

    5 жыл бұрын

    If it’s their friend they probably will coz they know the person that we’ll can’t speak for other situations

  • @thedyingunicorn

    @thedyingunicorn

    5 жыл бұрын

    Priscilla sometimes it’s hard to know if someone is under the influence. Some people have disabilities that make it seem like they’re high or drunk.

  • @DustinPlatt
    @DustinPlatt5 жыл бұрын

    4:36 Forever? Forever-ever? I'm sorry Ms. Jackson *OH*

  • @lexnikolle

    @lexnikolle

    5 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😭😭😭

  • @AlbertoDsign

    @AlbertoDsign

    5 жыл бұрын

    I was thinking about that when she said it, and started singing it in my head.

  • @LatinaChef1986

    @LatinaChef1986

    5 жыл бұрын

    😆😂🤣

  • @yvonnewinters9699

    @yvonnewinters9699

    4 жыл бұрын

    I AM FOR REAL

  • @spencerjonesvo3973

    @spencerjonesvo3973

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @flybeep1661
    @flybeep16615 жыл бұрын

    "If you've ever seen The Highlander and you know what the Kurgan is, that's Terry" lol.

  • @mrkonamona
    @mrkonamona5 жыл бұрын

    The nirvana face was hilarious to me because I just got it tattooed on my hip

  • @victormurillo6956

    @victormurillo6956

    5 жыл бұрын

    Zach Oberlander pic? I’ve considered getting it

  • @mrkonamona

    @mrkonamona

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@victormurillo6956 How do I put a picture in the comments it won't let me attach it

  • @victormurillo6956

    @victormurillo6956

    5 жыл бұрын

    Zach Oberlander Oh you can’t but you can send me a link to either a fb or ig post? If not then don’t worry about it

  • @kelanm.ciaciura2299

    @kelanm.ciaciura2299

    5 жыл бұрын

    I'm dead😂

  • @preciousvicious9025

    @preciousvicious9025

    5 жыл бұрын

    Is this a shop's work?

  • @jaredkennedy6576
    @jaredkennedy65765 жыл бұрын

    I'm loving this series. I'm planning out my next tattoo, to cover/complement a mastectomy scar (I'm a guy who had breast cancer), it's wild to see the different specialties of various artists.

  • @remove574

    @remove574

    2 жыл бұрын

    I hope your still keeping well, have you took the plunge with your tattoo yet? 💚🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @jaredkennedy6576

    @jaredkennedy6576

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@remove574 Thanks, I haven't yet, things have been pretty hectic. I have a long stretch off work so I may do something soon though.

  • @oventree

    @oventree

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@jaredkennedy6576 did you do it yet? :D

  • @jaredkennedy6576

    @jaredkennedy6576

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@oventree Not yet, things have been crazy at work but money is still tight.

  • @booptymcscoopty1517

    @booptymcscoopty1517

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jaredkennedy6576 hey man did you do it yet?

  • @nowandaround312
    @nowandaround3123 жыл бұрын

    "I've had all the usual ones. Peeing, fainting, inappropriate sexual arousal." Sounds like he's describing a night in Vegas or something 😂

  • @vinakane3150
    @vinakane31505 жыл бұрын

    He shaved for me which was really sweet bahahaha

  • @AHDBification
    @AHDBification2 жыл бұрын

    Jess Machete is fascinating. All these people have amazing personalities, but she's a story teller.

  • @HarryPotterTrio91
    @HarryPotterTrio915 жыл бұрын

    When I was about to get my first tattoo done there was a dude in the chair adjacent to me finishing up an arm piece. He seemed fine and stood up to check out the final product. Suddenly I hear someone sharply exclaim ‘BLOOD?!’ I look around and boom, he was on the ground. Not exactly what I needed to see before getting my first tattoo but my experience went a lot smoother than that thankfully 😂

  • @nowandaround312

    @nowandaround312

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wait he was shocked to see blood on an area that had just been repeatedly stabbed with needles?

  • @griplove
    @griplove5 жыл бұрын

    The greatest thing a tattooist ever said to someone in my presence “The permanence is staggering”

  • @thegosugamer1
    @thegosugamer15 жыл бұрын

    I'd personally rather tattooing some random guy's junk instead of having to deal with this guy interrupting me non stop 3:00

  • @wisewillow7530

    @wisewillow7530

    5 жыл бұрын

    There friends, and she didnt have an issue with it.

  • @mondaysinsanity8193

    @mondaysinsanity8193

    5 жыл бұрын

    You realize that's generally how really good friends act right?

  • @the_bridge6817

    @the_bridge6817

    5 жыл бұрын

    Tell me the difference between 3:00 and 6:45

  • @dannyrutz3792

    @dannyrutz3792

    5 жыл бұрын

    It's not even interrupting hes just talking his mind while she's telling a thorough story for the camera and other people interrupting is totally something else...ok that was being sarcastic but seriously I dont think he was trying to take the story or he would have made eye contact with camera he was just adding his thoughts to the story the 1 with the guy n chick but it is different for each person how much can a person deal with 2 3 4 people talking at once ya kno dont overreact about it tho

  • @sps6374

    @sps6374

    4 жыл бұрын

    The_ Bridge You asked so I’m butting in : the difference is that at 3:00 the person being interrupted is telling her story, whereas at 6:45 the person has already told his for over a minute, so at that point it’s a *conversation about the story*, rather than a person outright talking over another.

  • @Ri-sz2mf
    @Ri-sz2mf5 жыл бұрын

    people are disgusting , they don't shave their private part and expecting the tattoo artist to shave it to them 😶💔

  • @1000dotsdeath

    @1000dotsdeath

    5 жыл бұрын

    Either way fuckin nasty shave yourself n let them do minimal shaving

  • @rei_cirith

    @rei_cirith

    5 жыл бұрын

    And I thought Brazilians like to keep it clean down there.

  • @ShadowprincessAnimat

    @ShadowprincessAnimat

    5 жыл бұрын

    Some people, like me, just dont want to shave down there because its fricking scary.

  • @rei_cirith

    @rei_cirith

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@ShadowprincessAnimat I don't blame them. Frankly, its the more healthy thing to do.

  • @karolinewithak4438

    @karolinewithak4438

    5 жыл бұрын

    Disgaybled Princess Then don’t get tattooed there? Problem solved.

  • @OldeVikingOriginal
    @OldeVikingOriginal5 жыл бұрын

    I once had to redraw a design over and over for 3 hours straight because the client wasn't sure of how she wanted the design. She was so indecisive even when i tried to tell her what would look better and what not, it just didn't stick. When she was happy i thought the storm was over. Then came the stenciling... That took another 2 hours. Probably the most annoying client i ever had. Wasn't the first time either, though its never been as bad as that time. Luckily i kept it professional and kept my cool through the whole ordeal. Though i was almost about to start smoking again after that.

  • @silg7262

    @silg7262

    5 жыл бұрын

    Isn't that good though? I feel like to worst thing would be to rush into something without making sure the design is absolutely perfect.

  • @blakegreene6913
    @blakegreene69135 жыл бұрын

    Ahhh my friend works at Lucky 13..and melody is a sweetheart

  • @avgoalie01

    @avgoalie01

    5 жыл бұрын

    Were they taking about the ones in MN?

  • @Cowboy.underwater

    @Cowboy.underwater

    5 жыл бұрын

    I'm thinking the Lucky 13 in Salt Lake.

  • @inavelin479
    @inavelin4795 жыл бұрын

    1:27 is it just me or did he like interrupt her many times?

  • @nalaseku4762

    @nalaseku4762

    5 жыл бұрын

    It's not just you it's all of us

  • @jerryqueer

    @jerryqueer

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ina Velin lol 127 flfkkf

  • @Mrgamer7281

    @Mrgamer7281

    5 жыл бұрын

    I didn’t notice at all actually

  • @jodofly1158

    @jodofly1158

    5 жыл бұрын

    No if your a little immature feminist you'll think that , but normal people understand that's how conversations with friends go , fuck off trying to make shit out of nothing

  • @jacintarene_

    @jacintarene_

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jodofly115 CS:GO Economist fuck off haha

  • @CuriousOne75
    @CuriousOne755 жыл бұрын

    that last story with Rocky... hahahahaha i am dying :D :D :D

  • @ajjones6689
    @ajjones66895 жыл бұрын

    Should have a “worst tattoo artists” not based on quality of tattoo, but attitude. My first tattoo, the artist was so incredibly rude, and made fun of me the entire time

  • @collarmole1819
    @collarmole18195 жыл бұрын

    4:24 THAT FRENCH ACCENT!

  • @collarmole1819

    @collarmole1819

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Mezzy Mez Shut up.

  • @collarmole1819

    @collarmole1819

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Mezzy Mez Shut up.

  • @collarmole1819

    @collarmole1819

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Mezzy Mez I give zero fucks and I got zero chill in me.

  • @vegasbrit9440
    @vegasbrit94405 жыл бұрын

    Some of these stories from the tattoo artists are a little similar to things encountered by massage therapists. I have to say, no client has ever $hit their pants! But when you're dealing with the human body, things will happen from time to time that a person cannot control, like arousal etc. But also I felt akin about things; clients will expects treatments when they're clearly hammered, they want to also bargain with you with for the price of the treatment, last minute BS cancellations, laying on your table & you're the professional but they want to tell you how to do your job.....and often some simply cannot wait to expose their genetalia to you and have you work on it! 😐

  • @silverlve70
    @silverlve705 жыл бұрын

    Ms. Jess Machete, if you see this message... what brand and color of lipstick are you wearing, please?

  • @jessmascetti1523

    @jessmascetti1523

    5 жыл бұрын

    silver70 Mac’s Russian Red lipstick and Kat Von D’s Bloodmilk lipliner 💋

  • @poiuytr6593

    @poiuytr6593

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@jessmascetti1523 youtube's comment section can really turn out to be gold.

  • @silverlve70

    @silverlve70

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@jessmascetti1523 Thank you!

  • @ChibiKawaii3
    @ChibiKawaii35 жыл бұрын

    Tattooing your junk is so disgusting imo. I've also never heard of a tattoo shop that allows a drunk person in. Where I got my tats they had a huge sign that said "if you're drunk, pregnant or broke go home" lol

  • @scarytube9417

    @scarytube9417

    5 жыл бұрын

    How can You go home of You are broke? LOL 👌

  • @shadow1masters3

    @shadow1masters3

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@scarytube9417 broke doesn't mean homeless bro lol

  • @sebarus8108

    @sebarus8108

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yeah and probably painful as shit

  • @nylamichelle3268

    @nylamichelle3268

    5 жыл бұрын

    Vanice Icarus mind your business, any drunk people get tattooed all the time.

  • @koeng45

    @koeng45

    5 жыл бұрын

    People can still lie you know

  • @TheOne-ec9ku
    @TheOne-ec9ku5 жыл бұрын

    Noticing the signs from the woman who clearly just went through something, I would not have tattooed her and probably called the cops to investigate. Seems like a co trolling bf made her do it.

  • @batwolf9603
    @batwolf96035 жыл бұрын

    3:00 stop talking over her maybe ?

  • @evieevievieevie

    @evieevievieevie

    5 жыл бұрын

    Bat Wolf YES! this was really annoying me and I felt really bad for her.

  • @crazymike1706

    @crazymike1706

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@evieevievieevie she doesn't need you to feel bad for her, they are having a friendly conversation. She's very comfortable with him

  • @inyourarea3719

    @inyourarea3719

    5 жыл бұрын

    Michael Gomez stfu

  • @crazymike1706

    @crazymike1706

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@inyourarea3719 lol triggered?

  • @mcknightmom4

    @mcknightmom4

    5 жыл бұрын

    Feminist

  • @simplyspeculation8259
    @simplyspeculation82593 жыл бұрын

    Being tattooed is my Nirvana. Its pain vs pleasure. I get myself into headspace and...yeah. I love it.

  • @melissarobertson8744
    @melissarobertson87445 жыл бұрын

    Bless his ❤️ for calling it doody!

  • @ChargedWords
    @ChargedWords3 жыл бұрын

    "Until the day you die or lose the limb you have it on" absolutely killed me.

  • @noodlepoodle3582
    @noodlepoodle35825 жыл бұрын

    6:58 Those hoops are bigger than my hopes and dreams

  • @sewerrat4539

    @sewerrat4539

    5 жыл бұрын

    Bigger than my future

  • @pindragon4404
    @pindragon44045 жыл бұрын

    2:39 STOP INTERRUPTING HER OML

  • @jodofly1158

    @jodofly1158

    5 жыл бұрын

    It's not interrupting it's called a dynamic conversation you fucking idiot

  • @johannahochleitner6384
    @johannahochleitner63845 жыл бұрын

    Why are there so many stories about people shitting themselves while being tattooed?

  • @cindyking5951

    @cindyking5951

    5 жыл бұрын

    I know, right!!!!????

  • @musicinanecho

    @musicinanecho

    5 жыл бұрын

    fight or flight response by the brain, triggered by fear. the body releases functions it normally does automatically, like constricting the muscles around the anus and urethra, so that it can focus on more important matters like protecting itself incase of danger. it’s a survival instinct we all have.

  • @m.7877

    @m.7877

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@musicinanecho is there any way to prevent that tho? lmao :D Like i'm not sure if i wanna get a tattoo now cause all of these stories kinda freaked me out :D

  • @StrangeLittleCat

    @StrangeLittleCat

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@m.7877 I've never even had the urge, so don't worry :)

  • @Eriey3

    @Eriey3

    5 жыл бұрын

    I’m just so concerned that the guy didn’t realize it until the artist pointed it out like wtf how do you not know 😂🙈

  • @zakfrisch2997
    @zakfrisch29974 жыл бұрын

    "Thug life for real. Watch yourself" i started laughing within a few seconds. Solid.

  • @Hayley_Bailey
    @Hayley_Bailey5 жыл бұрын

    I love this series of videos xD

  • @sepiasmith5065
    @sepiasmith50655 жыл бұрын

    I really like Jess Machete... she's cute :D I have many little tattoo ideas and I'd love for her to do it.

  • @farwunderwmn
    @farwunderwmn5 жыл бұрын

    Holy oh my yes those hoops Jess is wearing. I want those so bad

  • @eskos.4562

    @eskos.4562

    5 жыл бұрын

    Jess is hot asf

  • @bevsartsandcrafts715

    @bevsartsandcrafts715

    3 жыл бұрын

    The earrings looked amazing but if I wore them, I’d have ear lobes down to my knees 😂😂

  • @barbarahardison6369
    @barbarahardison63694 жыл бұрын

    The French accent is 😍 ❤🙂

  • @kryztynawilliams4861
    @kryztynawilliams48615 жыл бұрын

    The riot breaking out in the shop is like a zombie apocalypse!!! 😂😂

  • @orphansparrow2
    @orphansparrow25 жыл бұрын

    I'd like to hear them talk about the "health" of getting tattoos, and what the inks contain, etc. I have a friend who is a former tattooer, who won't do it anymore because of safety and health concerns. I want some more, but I'm just wanting to learn more about that side of it.

  • @preciousvicious9025

    @preciousvicious9025

    5 жыл бұрын

    How old is your friend if i may ask?

  • @Josh_Grounded

    @Josh_Grounded

    5 жыл бұрын

    As someone with tattoo's, It doesn't take a rocket scientist to realise putting ink into your skin is not a healthy life choice. But yes it would be interesting to hear the facts & potential consequences. Though I highly doubt anyone in the industry would ever have the balls to speak up against the rest with their findings... If you do a little research you'll find even the most popular brands of ink with the highest quality control have "bad batches" & recalls more often than you'd think. Yes, they get put into peoples skin.

  • @ammalyrical5646

    @ammalyrical5646

    5 жыл бұрын

    For one thing: if you are scared of allergies, go for black work and avoid red and yellow inks (I talked about this with an artist when I got my 2nd tattoo and the artist said those two colors are the most allergenic ones). Allergies can develop at everytime, so already having a tattoo with red or yellow ink doesn't matter much, only they are already nicely encapsulated by the immune system. New tats can cause new reactions. And obviously the issue with the needles is there. Even the most cleanly working artist might have an accidentally contaminated needle that causes infections. If you want to know what's in the inks, look up what kind of colorants are used and which kind of carriers those are dissolved in. If you know that, you can look up health risks. Or you could go extremely pragmatic and look up articles on it on Pubmed or Google Scholar (if you are scientifically literate).

  • @stuffwithsoph8264

    @stuffwithsoph8264

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ammalyrical5646 All my tattoos are black and grey, they just age better, look clean af and also are safer

  • @ger5565
    @ger55655 жыл бұрын

    First time I've seen Jess. LOVE HER!!!

  • @mikmikgamin865
    @mikmikgamin8655 жыл бұрын

    7:45 she looks like if Phoebe from Friends and Wednesday from Addams Family had a baby together

  • @AlfredMesa
    @AlfredMesa5 жыл бұрын

    07:00 Ok, finally, thats a god damn TATTOOERRR

  • @DasSpaceAce
    @DasSpaceAce3 жыл бұрын

    I love Jess soo much LOL that whole story about Terry never fails to make me laugh.

  • @noellenoelle9186
    @noellenoelle91865 жыл бұрын

    4:59 I love how she says permanent idk why😂

  • @emmie6124
    @emmie61245 жыл бұрын

    I think a lot of them should have refused to tattoo this kind of shit...

  • @1chaka
    @1chaka5 жыл бұрын

    “Grass coming out of *where* ?” 💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @raisahkhan637
    @raisahkhan6375 жыл бұрын

    mira mariah!!! omg!!! i’m obsessed with her tattoos it was so surprising seeing her in this instead of on insta i didn’t notice!

  • @sonicleaves
    @sonicleaves5 жыл бұрын

    I wish I could Like these videos 100 times, they are just so entertaining!

  • @Helveteshit
    @Helveteshit5 жыл бұрын

    Jess Machete truly knows how to tell a story. Nice expressions, hand motions and just general way of grabbing someone's attention(Besides her good looks that is.) The others were a bit stale on the story telling portion. Janda Farley did a good job in a way. But Jess Machete truly knows how to tell a story.

  • @august0719
    @august07195 жыл бұрын

    Respect to the guy with the Minnesota Wild Hat.

  • @chanteldraper3383
    @chanteldraper33835 жыл бұрын

    Nice. Thank you all for taking time out of your day. I enjoyed hearing about your perspectives.

  • @katierunyon5162
    @katierunyon51625 жыл бұрын

    When I got my last tattoo done, the guy that was sitting at the front told me "if two girls walk in tell them I'm in the bathroom" so I said okay. While I was waiting for my artist to be ready for me I saw two girls walking in and told him and went "oh shit!" And ran away. That poor man lol

  • @Drdisaster1
    @Drdisaster15 жыл бұрын

    Guy in green jacket was stoned AF

  • @marifazekas5650
    @marifazekas56505 жыл бұрын

    While I’m marrying for keeps, I’m still never gonna get my SO’s name on me. If anything I’ll get some sort of tattoos for my kids

  • @kfox1059
    @kfox10593 жыл бұрын

    1:35 her hair style IS BEAUTIFUL!!! It's like a cartoon, it's so perfectly pretty.

  • @kengaminbro
    @kengaminbro5 жыл бұрын

    The first story has me crying of laughter

  • @squirrelsjustwannahavefun3540
    @squirrelsjustwannahavefun35405 жыл бұрын

    These people all seem really cool. I’d love to hang out with any of them.

  • @xamericangloryx3961
    @xamericangloryx39615 жыл бұрын

    He left her after she got that tattooed. Wow.

  • @silg7262

    @silg7262

    5 жыл бұрын

    I mean.... The tattoo send like a pretty big red flag in the relationship. I would leave too.

  • @lillylunapotter8079
    @lillylunapotter80795 жыл бұрын

    I have had friends tell me to make sure the tattoo is permanent because some people use ink that will start fading after a while in hopes you go back to them and get it redone. So I guess some of them could be from that.

  • @dihboas
    @dihboas5 жыл бұрын

    the "rocky's property" at the end just got me doing Courtney's "oh honey..." from the Tattoo Artists React to KZreadr's Tattoos hahaha

  • @ailu5165
    @ailu51655 жыл бұрын

    the guy @ 9:47 in green looks baked lmao

  • @HI-ej2xz
    @HI-ej2xz5 жыл бұрын

    Jess machete holy shit what a badass name

  • @Lehjet
    @Lehjet3 жыл бұрын

    2:40 this guy is a great listener or just loves this woman. He is focused more than anyone I’ve ever seen.

  • @stimpaxx
    @stimpaxx2 жыл бұрын

    lolll that last story. i'm dying

  • @aaps8814
    @aaps88145 жыл бұрын

    I love her French accent

  • @ophilianaranjo3397
    @ophilianaranjo33975 жыл бұрын

    The brazilian couple never heard of a brazilian(wax)

  • @buckfuddy489

    @buckfuddy489

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ophilia Naranjo I absolutely love a Brazilian wax!! So smooth!! (I just do them tho, I don't get them!! Ouch!!)

  • @h.s.6269

    @h.s.6269

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@buckfuddy489 I was surprised it wasn't crazy painful like I thought they'd be. I mean yea they hurt but I was surprised that people scream and kick during it... my waxer had some horror stories to share and was so happy I was just a mild flincher. She's been kicked and punched before in reflex by others.

  • @buckfuddy489

    @buckfuddy489

    5 жыл бұрын

    H. S. any time a guy asks me about doing that, I tell that story!!(mostly because I don't feel comfortable waxing a guy's junk..just my preference

  • @STANKYCHEEZEMAYNE

    @STANKYCHEEZEMAYNE

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Soviet who Cuts unrelated but I love you comrade viva para siempre

  • @camigittins
    @camigittins3 жыл бұрын

    Okay but the dude with the green jacket and long blonde hair looks so “high, how are ya?” Hahaha

  • @ahoward3503
    @ahoward35033 жыл бұрын

    Stuff like this needs to be seen by those who have a negative view of people who do tattoos and/or have tattoos. I lived in an area for a while that had a lot of really judgmental older people around, and it just got so frustrating. A coworker had a simple nose ring and got called "Metal Face" by some older guy, that's how strict people were! And this wasn't in the 50's...this was last year. Everyone with a tattoo was a "druggie" or "on the wrong path". I loved the day one guy came into my workplace with a shirt that said "Tattooed AND Employed".I know some of these people have "a past" but that's their business. I know plenty of untattooed people who are shit heads I'd never talk to if I was paid. On this show, I've seen nothing but artists who got into tattooing because they love it and have a passion for people and art. All of them seem pretty down to earth , professional, smart, respectful, and show all those things in how they approach their clients. Good on them.

  • @Lu-KN
    @Lu-KN5 жыл бұрын

    Rocky is the king of this episode :D

  • @robertporter113
    @robertporter1135 жыл бұрын

    9:30 the guy on the left looks baked as hell lol

  • @loissalzarulo4818
    @loissalzarulo48185 жыл бұрын

    @ Janda, that's why you don't tattoo drunk clients!!!

  • @alec7568
    @alec75684 жыл бұрын

    How is it possible for someone to think a proper tattoo like that would be temporary!?

  • @mattychristian
    @mattychristian5 жыл бұрын

    4:16 best story and oh.. that accent ❤️

  • @annebrewer7882
    @annebrewer78825 жыл бұрын

    Oh my lord I have a large tattoo (at least 10 hrs of work) and I never fainted, puked, or anything terrible. I think most of those people don’t know what they can handle and have too much at once.

  • @smolenbyy
    @smolenbyy9 ай бұрын

    These videos are preparing me for some wild clients when I become a professional tattoo artist lol

  • @rainshadows7086
    @rainshadows70863 жыл бұрын

    LOL "how long it last" LMAO.. omg

  • @reginaphalange4182
    @reginaphalange41825 жыл бұрын

    Every time I watch this show, I'm astounded at how beautiful that girl, Ryan, is. I don't mean that in a sexual way. I just think she is the most beautiful stunning human I've ever seen in my life.

  • @niraisatsana
    @niraisatsana5 жыл бұрын

    jess has really gorgeous hair!

  • @haleytruslow7200
    @haleytruslow72003 жыл бұрын

    That butterfly story is wild

  • @sunshinemarie5761
    @sunshinemarie57613 жыл бұрын

    My hand is wet.. why is my hand wet? Dude, ya shit your pants 😂😂💀💀

  • @TheGodEmperorOfMankind_
    @TheGodEmperorOfMankind_5 жыл бұрын

    >Getting tattoo >How long does it last? wut

  • @Jenna-talia
    @Jenna-talia5 жыл бұрын

    You really shouldn't tattoo people who are intoxicated by any kind of substance. I don't respect any tattoo artist that is willing to take advantage of someone being under the influence of a drug.

  • @PhyreI3ird

    @PhyreI3ird

    5 жыл бұрын

    By the sound of it it was an arranged appointment the person made

  • @besosiriusrn

    @besosiriusrn

    4 жыл бұрын

    I mean, it's the intoxicated persons fault. And if they don't tattoo them they will probably go somewhere that is shady or do it themselves so at least there getting it down safely. Still not a good idea tho

  • @alanabear2736

    @alanabear2736

    4 жыл бұрын

    Where I live it's illegal to tattoo a person who's drunk or high

  • @MsDaem0n
    @MsDaem0n5 жыл бұрын

    lmfaoo jess machetes story cracked me tf up

  • @annascavuzzo2445
    @annascavuzzo24454 жыл бұрын

    So many of them have such soothing voices 😍

  • @mfraye12
    @mfraye125 жыл бұрын

    The one about the nipple tattoos: if a customer is plastered, wouldn't it be better to tell them to come back when they're sober??

  • @meowpower08
    @meowpower085 жыл бұрын

    The way the French girl says permanent is weirdly satisfying

  • @supposedlyaperson2168
    @supposedlyaperson21685 жыл бұрын

    The one with the french accent💕💕💓💓💓

  • @skylarb3795
    @skylarb37954 жыл бұрын

    trudy has STUNNING hair omg