George Santos Kicked Out of Congress, Trump Ate “Too Much” After Jan 6th & a Very MAGA Christmas

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We are four nights into The Elf on the Shelf and we are providing a service to all the Moms and Dads out there who are doing it, Taylor Swift was in Green Bay for Sunday Night Football between Green Bay and Kansas City, Donald Trump was up late last night typing out a rebuttal to a story in Liz Cheney’s new book, he was in Cedar Rapids on Saturday floating out what might be his most nonsensical election notion yet, he has a lot of stuff for sale on his website in anticipation of Christmas, and George Santos was officially expelled from Congress.
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  • @peace4myheart
    @peace4myheart6 ай бұрын

    That was disgusting, all the Trump grunting. I never want to hear that again.

  • @CharlesJohnson-ui2pk

    @CharlesJohnson-ui2pk

    6 ай бұрын

    Amen to that!

  • @jasonbrown372

    @jasonbrown372

    6 ай бұрын

    👉🤯💀

  • @elisaa9981

    @elisaa9981

    6 ай бұрын

    It was horrible! 🤢

  • @fionamackie3357

    @fionamackie3357

    6 ай бұрын

    Pretty sure Stormy Daniels said the same.

  • @michellewalters4484

    @michellewalters4484

    6 ай бұрын

    Ever ever ever again!! I'm still trying to erase it from my brain!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lorimontcalm9086
    @lorimontcalm90866 ай бұрын

    Trump's weightlifting montage was disturbing. I just can't imagine sitting through an entire rally.

  • @sheilaboston7051

    @sheilaboston7051

    6 ай бұрын

    Obviously others feel the same - his rallies are getting smaller.

  • @Zorobabbel

    @Zorobabbel

    6 ай бұрын

    He is a laughing stock at this point.

  • @christopherporter2459

    @christopherporter2459

    6 ай бұрын

    That was a weightlifting montage?

  • @Omni0404

    @Omni0404

    6 ай бұрын

    How have I not seen those clips before? There are so many of them and they're so disturbing.

  • @markantrobus8782

    @markantrobus8782

    6 ай бұрын

    I loved it. Thank you Jimmy Kimmel show. 🤓

  • @GoJess21
    @GoJess216 ай бұрын

    It actually felt really good to see them take the sign off Santos’s door

  • @lucysphotosfromar

    @lucysphotosfromar

    6 ай бұрын

    BUT HOW DID HE GET IT IN THE FIRST PLACE????????????????

  • @brianh.4185
    @brianh.41856 ай бұрын

    He’s not mimicking a weightlifter, he’s soiling his diaper.

  • @LethalSaliva

    @LethalSaliva

    6 ай бұрын

    🤣

  • @markrowley8073
    @markrowley80736 ай бұрын

    I for one am so glad you speak out about Trump! Please keep it up 👍

  • @jamesedward2470
    @jamesedward24706 ай бұрын

    To think this embarrassment was a president

  • @ricksimon9867

    @ricksimon9867

    6 ай бұрын

    Use the appropriate language: "To think we made this man president." Trump didn't "happen". You made him.

  • @Zorobabbel

    @Zorobabbel

    6 ай бұрын

    The media gas lit Americans into believing he was a billionaire.

  • @maxinel1776

    @maxinel1776

    6 ай бұрын

    To think that Russia helped this man to become president

  • @williambilly3269

    @williambilly3269

    6 ай бұрын

    Trump is the biggest joke America. I hope America doesn't sleep walk into a dictatorship 🙏🇬🇧

  • @jasonbrown372

    @jasonbrown372

    6 ай бұрын

    @@ricksimon9867 !Nyet!

  • @pkmcburroughs
    @pkmcburroughs6 ай бұрын

    It's not hard to imagine Trump slamming Big Macs into his face and RAGE eating.

  • @DouglasRichardson-er4ky

    @DouglasRichardson-er4ky

    6 ай бұрын

    ... Ketchup'd fries against the wall 🍟

  • @markprinsloo4258

    @markprinsloo4258

    6 ай бұрын

    With a big bucket of KFC on the side.

  • @panther9408

    @panther9408

    6 ай бұрын

    Eating BM's 4 at a time two in each hand

  • @bobbybob3865

    @bobbybob3865

    6 ай бұрын

    Don't forget the Diet Cokes.

  • @DouglasRichardson-er4ky

    @DouglasRichardson-er4ky

    6 ай бұрын

    @@bobbybob3865 ... so he can maintain his small handed blobby orange hued figure 🥴

  • @roywhitman7109
    @roywhitman71096 ай бұрын

    This has to be one of your best! I LMFAO when you had the montage of Trump lifting his invisible weights with his little hands while squealing!😂😂 And this thing not only wants to be POTUS again, there's demented idiots that want it, too!!!😳

  • @thingamabob3902

    @thingamabob3902

    6 ай бұрын

    remember those 80ties Aerobic videos ... thats MAGA´s training videos now

  • @sandrahardison4918
    @sandrahardison49186 ай бұрын

    It is beyond all my senses why anyone wants that man for president of anything. Vote it away America!

  • @kramnoslaw4474

    @kramnoslaw4474

    6 ай бұрын

    Agreed. Take it from somebody that's never voted red in my life. Trump does somehow steal his way back in the Whitehouse in 24. Everything that made our great country great gone

  • @insane_troll

    @insane_troll

    6 ай бұрын

    But Jimmy Kimmel might make a good president.

  • @ngauruhoezodiac3143

    @ngauruhoezodiac3143

    6 ай бұрын

    He will make Putin laugh to death.

  • @ronald-xs7sp

    @ronald-xs7sp

    6 ай бұрын

    It's a Cult!

  • @joshuastanton6731

    @joshuastanton6731

    6 ай бұрын

    We voted him out last time and this time we know he wants revenge for the first loss. Real Americans are going to show up again to show him the door.

  • @jwanie366
    @jwanie3666 ай бұрын

    I recall a political analyst saying at the beginning of the year that George Santos wouldn't make it to the end of his Congressional term; he turned out to be correct. He also says that Donald WILL go to prison regardless of what the media keeps telling us. I believe that Jack Smith will prove him right once again!

  • @Zorobabbel

    @Zorobabbel

    6 ай бұрын

    Hmm, I believe you. My faith is ever swelling. 😊

  • @IndubitablyIndeedi

    @IndubitablyIndeedi

    6 ай бұрын

    What media is claiming to predict Trump's fate either way? Also, you didn't need to be a political analyst to guess that Santos wouldn'tt make it to end of term. This just sounds like prophylactic copium. Let things play out. Predictions are irrelevant. The power of your belief will not change any outcomes.

  • @jonathanconnor7920

    @jonathanconnor7920

    6 ай бұрын

    I won't believe Trump will spend any time behind bars until he's physically behind bars spending time. I no longer have optimism with regard to people like him ever being held accountable for anything, it's been made perfectly clear that he's above the law.

  • @mrblonde1264

    @mrblonde1264

    6 ай бұрын

    EVERYONE thinks trump should be in jail unless its a cultist or someone with little grasp of what trump really is. Anyone else would've been arrested for hiding classified info never mind everything else he's done. He needs to be convicted and sent to prison considering the levity if his crimes

  • @gaywizard2000

    @gaywizard2000

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@IndubitablyIndeedismell you!

  • @beehthephotographer
    @beehthephotographer6 ай бұрын

    “I can chew and walk gum at the same time” I’m losing it😅

  • @casard5235
    @casard52356 ай бұрын

    You were extra sharp tonight, Mr. Kimmel. Good wit and to the point humor right through.

  • @wking8
    @wking86 ай бұрын

    Seeing Trump's O face is going to haunt me forever

  • @swampy6194

    @swampy6194

    6 ай бұрын

    I thought he was handwalking.

  • @darrensmith5997

    @darrensmith5997

    6 ай бұрын

    Me too

  • @marypoor9574

    @marypoor9574

    6 ай бұрын

    And when you remember it's supposed to be his impression of a young girl (I don't care that he mentioned weightlifting). This, the guy is such a CREEPER!

  • @marshwetland3808

    @marshwetland3808

    6 ай бұрын

    His childishly scrawny shoulders and arms, and his stubby little middle-schooler fists were what caught my eye.

  • @beverlystewart1096

    @beverlystewart1096

    6 ай бұрын

    Class action lawsuit for mental anguish.

  • @preztruman-tv9zi
    @preztruman-tv9zi6 ай бұрын

    That grunting wasn’t the weight lifter; it was Donald trying to expel Stephen Miller from his small intestine.

  • @rhondacampbell2592

    @rhondacampbell2592

    6 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @Zorobabbel

    @Zorobabbel

    6 ай бұрын

    @rhondacampbell2592 Along with Marge, Kimberly Gargoyle, and Don Jr.😂

  • @jasonbrown372

    @jasonbrown372

    6 ай бұрын

    🤣🤔🤮

  • @thingamabob3902

    @thingamabob3902

    6 ай бұрын

    ofc this was hard ... Micro Goebbels is such a clinger ^^

  • @preztruman-tv9zi

    @preztruman-tv9zi

    6 ай бұрын

    @@thingamabob3902 I knew the guy who influenced Goebbels; You couldn’t be more correct.

  • @samasonedderman
    @samasonedderman6 ай бұрын

    I'm not American and watching 45 groaning like that makes me cringe in embarrassment!! Yikes!!

  • @annakingry9157

    @annakingry9157

    6 ай бұрын

    Fortunately, Trump is too conceited to be embarrassed, and his fans are too much in love with him to be critical at all.

  • @samasonedderman

    @samasonedderman

    6 ай бұрын

    @@annakingry9157 Such a shame! America deserves much more.

  • @saturday1066

    @saturday1066

    6 ай бұрын

    "second hand cringe" knows no nationality (apparently). also: sorry

  • @samasonedderman

    @samasonedderman

    6 ай бұрын

    @@saturday1066 No. I'm sorry. You guys don't deserve this. No one does.

  • @MagicToenail

    @MagicToenail

    6 ай бұрын

    Trump's entire campaign slogan was “Make America Great Again” but what he really did was make America 120 times worse than it already was

  • @lisav.9414
    @lisav.94146 ай бұрын

    You know that trump doesn't even read the books....someone just tells him what they said.

  • @leotachaney7322

    @leotachaney7322

    6 ай бұрын

    According to an interview of Ivana(while still married to djt) he keeps a copy of Hitler's "Nein Kempf" on his nightstand! Sorry Evangelicals and Baptists....not the Bible.😢 So, considering his actions during and after his 4 yr reign of terror he obviously HAS read that book repeatedly! 🇺🇸💙🇺🇸 If you love your freedoms and most importantly, on Pearl Harbor Day, you respect the MANY men and women who have fought and given their lives for those freedoms.....DO NOT BE FOOLED into voting for djt or his many repub enablers.

  • @lars277
    @lars2776 ай бұрын

    You know Tangerine Mussolini did not read Cheney's book. I doubt he even audio booked it. He probably had some poor soul read it and give him a report.

  • @alfredgeorge317

    @alfredgeorge317

    6 ай бұрын

    I don't think the book is even released...

  • @roc7880

    @roc7880

    6 ай бұрын

    he probably listened to an interview on fox discussing the book

  • @maxinel1776

    @maxinel1776

    6 ай бұрын

    @@alfredgeorge317It was released at midnight

  • @gaywizard2000

    @gaywizard2000

    6 ай бұрын

    It's not even out till tomorrow so he's only reacting to the early media releases! Lame.

  • @michaelgillespie1206

    @michaelgillespie1206

    6 ай бұрын

    Now, now, we all know he couldn't even read the cover.

  • @ashleytaveras9035
    @ashleytaveras90356 ай бұрын

    Never believe what comes out of George Santos' mouth. He's officially expelled and that's the greatest Christmas present i could ever ask for. 🙌👋

  • @silverstem2964

    @silverstem2964

    6 ай бұрын

    There's a certain myocardial infarction that I have on my wishlist!😎

  • @Omni0404

    @Omni0404

    6 ай бұрын

    I can't believe they'd treat a Vietnam war veteran like that.

  • @michellewalters4484

    @michellewalters4484

    6 ай бұрын

    My idea of the greatest gift this year? Trump quietly retiring to his home, permanently. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

  • @Confoil

    @Confoil

    6 ай бұрын

    I believed George when he said he, "...can chew and walk gum at the same time."

  • @terryoquinn8199

    @terryoquinn8199

    6 ай бұрын

    Exactly ! Truest thing he’s ever said !

  • @krismaganti1268
    @krismaganti12686 ай бұрын

    Thanks for great farewell to Congresswoman Kitara Ravache

  • @richardvickrey4786
    @richardvickrey47866 ай бұрын

    "If Jesus comes down, you're going straight to Hell!" Thank you Jimmy for one of the best lines ever! It's succinct, it's accurate & it delivers a very precise comedic punch. 💙

  • @Todd.B
    @Todd.B6 ай бұрын

    They should have pulled out a classified document from Trumps Bear

  • @noellewithane6111

    @noellewithane6111

    6 ай бұрын

    Omg😅

  • @nenaaa1444

    @nenaaa1444

    6 ай бұрын

    😂

  • @martinbayron9274

    @martinbayron9274

    6 ай бұрын

    That's a good one. 😂

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander6 ай бұрын

    I assume Trump also makes those noises sitting on the toilet at 2 a.m.

  • @SugarandSarcasm

    @SugarandSarcasm

    6 ай бұрын

    I wouldn't know, I don't actively listen to him that closely

  • @jasonbrown372

    @jasonbrown372

    6 ай бұрын

    🤢🤮

  • @Zorobabbel

    @Zorobabbel

    6 ай бұрын

    I doubt it. He gets constipated with all the cheeseburgers 🍔 he consumes.😂

  • @caronstout354

    @caronstout354

    6 ай бұрын

    And 4a.m. and 6 a.m...

  • @terrancekayton007
    @terrancekayton0076 ай бұрын

    Best Late Night Show on TV, 😂😂😂😂 Kimmel!

  • @COMPFUNK2
    @COMPFUNK26 ай бұрын

    It’s really disturbing how many people actually do buy all that stuff from the Trump store.

  • @Pcarnevaaa

    @Pcarnevaaa

    6 ай бұрын

    I kind of want to buy them cuz it’s hilarious 😂

  • @darrylbrown8253

    @darrylbrown8253

    6 ай бұрын

    Trumpy Bear!! LMAO

  • @leotachaney7322

    @leotachaney7322

    6 ай бұрын

    I'll bet MELANIA is so glad she doesn't have to listen to that anymore!!!!!

  • @bobbybob3865

    @bobbybob3865

    6 ай бұрын

    I get email offers every day.

  • @TebowcaT21
    @TebowcaT216 ай бұрын

    That clip of trump’s weightlifting display is one of the most bizarre things I’ve ever seen. Especially when he wants to be president.

  • @Zorobabbel

    @Zorobabbel

    6 ай бұрын

    Ivanka must be so proud.

  • @sophierobinson2738

    @sophierobinson2738

    6 ай бұрын

    It’s either the sounds he made with Stormy, or the ones he makes on the toilet.

  • @thingamabob3902

    @thingamabob3902

    6 ай бұрын

    @@sophierobinson2738 at this point I doubt he is aware if he is on the toilet or in the bed ...

  • @markwilliamson4006

    @markwilliamson4006

    6 ай бұрын

    Trump has always been nothing but a crook and a bad stand up comic, but this routine is one of his worst. At this point, I doubt that Donnie could even raise his arms over his head, much less lift any weight.

  • @rmg03c

    @rmg03c

    6 ай бұрын

    Between the noised and his hands, I'm not sure what he was holding! Yes, sick and yes, the pornographic version. You won't view that the same ever again.

  • @titusrider7948
    @titusrider79486 ай бұрын

    "If Jesus comes down you're going straight to hell" that was really funny 😅

  • @stephenz.8700
    @stephenz.87006 ай бұрын

    OMG that was so damn hilarious that entire monologue was f’Ing great

  • @virginiabarton1056
    @virginiabarton10566 ай бұрын

    That dad taking his daughter to see Taylor at the airport is just precious! Great dad!😊

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino80346 ай бұрын

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 🤗 😊❤️👍

  • @Phenomental1ty
    @Phenomental1ty6 ай бұрын

    Trump has the indictments, all the indictments, the most beautiful indictments. People come up to him with tears in their eyes and say "Mr. Trump, you have the most beautiful indictments, so many indictments, no one has ever had such beautiful indictments as yours. No one knows indictments like Trump does. 🍊🎪🤡🤣

  • @karenneill9109

    @karenneill9109

    6 ай бұрын

    He’s has more indictments than any other president! The biggest indictments, as you say!

  • @michellewalters4484

    @michellewalters4484

    6 ай бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯

  • @elless4817

    @elless4817

    6 ай бұрын

    You forgot to call him Sir. That’s a mandatory embellishment.

  • @michellewalters4484

    @michellewalters4484

    6 ай бұрын

    @@elless4817 👏👏✌️

  • @dalecox5928

    @dalecox5928

    6 ай бұрын

    @@elless4817 Actually you have to call Trump "Mein Fuhrer!"

  • @christopherrobinson3290
    @christopherrobinson32906 ай бұрын

    That George Santos outtro was Hilarious😂😂😂😂

  • @terrancekayton007

    @terrancekayton007

    6 ай бұрын

    😂Reminded me of my high school Senior year graduation video. 😢🧑‍🎓 😂😂classic song w/ a PowerPoint video.

  • @christopherrobinson3290

    @christopherrobinson3290

    6 ай бұрын

    @@terrancekayton007 ikr 😅

  • @rayhall5280
    @rayhall52806 ай бұрын

    The George Santos thing brought tears to my eyes. Not because of the song but from laughing so hard 🤣 😂 😆 😅

  • @user-rk2ln9eb6q
    @user-rk2ln9eb6q6 ай бұрын

    credit to george santos for all the material he provided for the best jokes ever! RIP george santos! we are not going to miss you!

  • @ChandlerSomborac
    @ChandlerSomborac6 ай бұрын

    The fact that nearly 70 million Americans are *still* willing to vote for Trump, *_knowing what he is_* , is disturbing and alarming.

  • @NarayananMurthyblogs

    @NarayananMurthyblogs

    6 ай бұрын

    Yes, 70 million will still vote for him, even after watching his stupidest acts 70 billion times!

  • @terryoquinn8199

    @terryoquinn8199

    6 ай бұрын

    Sad , but true . So the other 150 million need to turn out and vote 🗳️ for a real president , Joe Biden !

  • @Nick-fg4dq

    @Nick-fg4dq

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@NarayananMurthyblogsdoubt it,some evangelicals are dumping him already.

  • @FoodWithShay

    @FoodWithShay

    6 ай бұрын

    I'm not American, But I think he is real. I like him.

  • @wcfields547

    @wcfields547

    6 ай бұрын

    @@FoodWithShay😂 even if you are American you wouldn’t be American if you like him ! Tells me all I need to know about your morals values and what type of society you would like to live in …..I pity the fooled hate the fooler 😂

  • @adamfike3587
    @adamfike35876 ай бұрын

    lol love jimmy kimmel - he’s always spot on with these “republicans” today

  • @janeltranmer2284
    @janeltranmer22846 ай бұрын

    That bent my mind! What a monologue. Killer writing. Smoking hot.

  • @BetterLifeAhead35
    @BetterLifeAhead356 ай бұрын

    We deserve an apology for making us listen to Trump make those sounds

  • @jedimindtrix2142

    @jedimindtrix2142

    6 ай бұрын

    For real! That was horrible 😆

  • @coleengoodell7523

    @coleengoodell7523

    6 ай бұрын

    It was awful. I may have nightmares.

  • @LollieVox

    @LollieVox

    6 ай бұрын

    @@coleengoodell7523Trumpy Bear is giving me the creeps 🐻 too

  • @notmuchfortalk

    @notmuchfortalk

    6 ай бұрын

    Yup, 100%.

  • @eljaysmiley

    @eljaysmiley

    6 ай бұрын

    Sends chills down my colon.

  • @kadeshdubose5535
    @kadeshdubose55356 ай бұрын

    The Trump moaning montage will haunt my dreams lol

  • @solarczyk49
    @solarczyk496 ай бұрын

    Excellent 🤣 Jimmy, thanks for the inserts and comment 👍❤️👍 Applause 👏👏👏

  • @TommyCrosby
    @TommyCrosby6 ай бұрын

    Watching the following segment at 6:55 via audio only and without the supercuts context will hunt me in my nightmares. 5hanks Kimmel.

  • @KenChawkin
    @KenChawkin6 ай бұрын

    "I can chew and walk gum at the same time." - George Santos, former congressman

  • @happycamper4483

    @happycamper4483

    6 ай бұрын

    😅

  • @jasonbrown372

    @jasonbrown372

    6 ай бұрын

    "Eye canned chew end w'awe keg I'm Matt thus aim thyme"

  • @terryoquinn8199

    @terryoquinn8199

    6 ай бұрын

    Smartest thing he/she ever said .

  • @vietnamd0820

    @vietnamd0820

    6 ай бұрын

    ❤😂

  • @girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288
    @girlfromthebronxbywayofelb72886 ай бұрын

    Laughing SO MUCH at Santos' goodbye. I will definitely miss the smiley guy! What a wingman! 🗽

  • @rosemarienarcisse4756
    @rosemarienarcisse47566 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂👍🏽❤️Jimmy please don’t stop rolling. Love you. Thank you for your one of a kind show👏🏽👏🏽

  • @LorienDrechsler
    @LorienDrechsler6 ай бұрын

    Let's re-write this a little, "...it was not that I was not eating, it was that I was eating too much, at a level rarely seen before." Yeah, that sounds better :)

  • @monkeydavefraud

    @monkeydavefraud

    6 ай бұрын

    Not that I was not. That's social media learned behavior. Aka parallel speech patterns. You must affirm in the negative because all you know is what you don't know. Pretend and say what. Self sensor.. pog....pg 176....dl

  • @partiespronto
    @partiespronto6 ай бұрын

    Those repeated powerlifting clips of trump are giving PTSD to Stormy Daniels and Melania

  • @Zorobabbel

    @Zorobabbel

    6 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @ianb9028

    @ianb9028

    6 ай бұрын

    The powerlifting impressions last longer than he does.

  • @jasonbrown372

    @jasonbrown372

    6 ай бұрын

    🎯🤣🤮

  • @karenneill9109

    @karenneill9109

    6 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @thingamabob3902

    @thingamabob3902

    6 ай бұрын

    I doubt that .... they slept through it soundly ^^

  • @martin2289
    @martin22896 ай бұрын

    That compilation of Trump's pantomime transgender weightlifting routine was truly frightening. The man is insane.

  • @carolw8579

    @carolw8579

    6 ай бұрын

    Indeed. Totally pathetic. 🙄

  • @Jean-qu1qw
    @Jean-qu1qw6 ай бұрын

    There just are not enough padded 📱 cells...😂😂😂

  • @kait6994
    @kait69946 ай бұрын

    In one of his speeches not too long ago Trump brought Melania. It was when he was complaining about there being too much light on him. I still remember what he said after that “she told me she doesn’t like when I do the weightlifting thing…” Probably one of the few times he’s telling the truth! She probably told him that hearing all his gross grunting a few times, so she could get pregnant with Baron, is more than she needs for her lifetime. 😂

  • @thaisstone5192
    @thaisstone51926 ай бұрын

    Well, if anybody can chew and walk gum at the same time, that person has to be a miracle of nature.

  • @jasonbrown372

    @jasonbrown372

    6 ай бұрын

    Ore awe mirror cull often eight sure

  • @elizabethpowers7540
    @elizabethpowers75406 ай бұрын

    I have to love my country more than my comedy, but there is a part of me that will miss the comedy gold called George Santos.

  • @ricksimon9867

    @ricksimon9867

    6 ай бұрын

    It was never funny. It was always shocking. Those who think it was funny simply don't understand what it said about U.S. democracy.

  • @sheilaboston7051

    @sheilaboston7051

    6 ай бұрын

    Just watched a clip that says he's performing cameo roles at the same place as Rudy and that he's just upped his price from $75 to $200!! A grift that he's obviously been up to for a while alongside getting paid as a congressman.

  • @terryoquinn8199

    @terryoquinn8199

    6 ай бұрын

    Not even for a single second !

  • @thingamabob3902

    @thingamabob3902

    6 ай бұрын

    a comedian paid by tax money .... makes it a tad less funny

  • @janedoe247
    @janedoe2476 ай бұрын

    I love this one so much!!!!

  • @mchllwoods
    @mchllwoods6 ай бұрын

    The should have played and sang: "Na na na na... Na na na na... Hey hey hey... Goodbye...!"

  • @cleverusername9369
    @cleverusername93696 ай бұрын

    Seriously, trump supporters: what do YOU see when trump does that incredibly weird and uncomfortable moaning thing? It's SO WEIRD.

  • @dawnstanley1733

    @dawnstanley1733

    6 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @donmartin9489

    @donmartin9489

    6 ай бұрын

    They don't see anything, they just, come with tears in their eyes.

  • @rjelruiz5867

    @rjelruiz5867

    6 ай бұрын

    These Trumpets see a big guy, strong guy, tears in his eyes.

  • @susannpatton2893

    @susannpatton2893

    6 ай бұрын

    He's in middle school and his followers are in the same grade

  • @davidlundquist1979

    @davidlundquist1979

    6 ай бұрын

    @@donmartin9489 That was either a very unfortunate choice of words, or a very deliberate choice of words, but either way, you're right.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage6 ай бұрын

    "No one looks better than Trump in women's shoes!" Somewhere out there, little Ronnie just pulled up his go-go boots and began typing furiously.

  • @celiashen5490

    @celiashen5490

    6 ай бұрын

    His thumbs are probably the most muscular part of him.

  • @Darbykins27

    @Darbykins27

    6 ай бұрын

    DeSantis already did the go go boots. Maybe Trump can do kitten heels.

  • @roc7880

    @roc7880

    6 ай бұрын

    I think that DeSantis would win that prize by far

  • @Zorobabbel

    @Zorobabbel

    6 ай бұрын

    @@roc7880 DeSantis looked sexy in those white boots.😂

  • @Zorobabbel

    @Zorobabbel

    6 ай бұрын

    @@celiashen5490 His fingers are still overweight and stubby.

  • @AC3handle
    @AC3handle6 ай бұрын

    Family members said I needed to go back to Iowa after my mom died, so they could look after me. I am SO glad I turned that down.

  • @SantiagoSimeon
    @SantiagoSimeon6 ай бұрын

    Those are the most heaviest air weights I've ever seen😂

  • @poorthing
    @poorthing6 ай бұрын

    It's the sweetest thing that Dad or Mom drove to the airport just so their little Swiftie MIGHT see a glimpse of Taylor.... On a cold Winter night

  • @retriever19golden55

    @retriever19golden55

    6 ай бұрын

    I almost saw the Dalai Lama once. I was working at Cornell University, painting the outside of a building near the Johnson Museum. There was a reception for him at the Johnson. He was so surrounded by monks and security, we couldn't actually see him because he's such a little guy, but we knew he was in the center of the crowd. 😉

  • @rebeccab9204
    @rebeccab92046 ай бұрын

    OMG, that montage of grunting that begins at 6:58 is about the most disturbing thing I've ever seen and heard...

  • @stephensnowball8006
    @stephensnowball80066 ай бұрын

    These Elf reminders are life savers lol - thanks, Jimmy!

  • @amaurypimentel3167
    @amaurypimentel31676 ай бұрын

    Excellent Show Jimmy!

  • @Opus313
    @Opus3136 ай бұрын

    It's great how George is willing to 'spill the tea' on the GOP... but can we believe him?!

  • @Thehardtruth69

    @Thehardtruth69

    6 ай бұрын

    I mean... I'll believe anything about the GOP besides them having integrity and being sane at this point.

  • @bad_idols_band

    @bad_idols_band

    6 ай бұрын

    No. Don’t believe anything he says

  • @Nick-fg4dq

    @Nick-fg4dq

    6 ай бұрын

    I think he's having a hissy fit

  • @jrcather5196

    @jrcather5196

    6 ай бұрын

    george w obama skit

  • @deway1552

    @deway1552

    6 ай бұрын

    GOPs are into much worse, like Gatez, I welcome the dump of truth. 😀

  • @djmoocahking
    @djmoocahking6 ай бұрын

    I didn’t know that’s how hard it was to lift a half of an ounce 😂

  • @jennifer26744
    @jennifer267446 ай бұрын

    Love the Elf reminders

  • @terrancekayton007
    @terrancekayton0076 ай бұрын

    I wish Kimmel Crew would put a link to the short clips🙏🏿 you show at the beginning of these videos. 😆😂

  • @justintime986
    @justintime9866 ай бұрын

    Trump is the most ungodly person.....

  • @michaelgillespie1206

    @michaelgillespie1206

    6 ай бұрын

    The man of sin has been revealed.

  • @bovinityleak2066

    @bovinityleak2066

    6 ай бұрын

    Oh. I thought he was god.

  • @malkaz9167

    @malkaz9167

    6 ай бұрын

    @@bovinityleak2066The bar is REALLY low.

  • @askew9976

    @askew9976

    6 ай бұрын

    That fact is actually ok, because god isn’t real.

  • @kungfumind.

    @kungfumind.

    6 ай бұрын

    Pretty fitting for an American president

  • @keanelimusic
    @keanelimusic6 ай бұрын

    That was the most disturbing and hilarious Trump montage ever

  • @jasonbrown372

    @jasonbrown372

    6 ай бұрын

    Better than inauguration day? You betcha!🤯

  • @JHorowitz
    @JHorowitz6 ай бұрын

    How insane is Trump! You can' make it up!

  • @JacquelineFox-xo6jn
    @JacquelineFox-xo6jn6 ай бұрын

    Wait until you see. Tonight on Him... Will Santos say it......Drum roll.....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Parmesana
    @Parmesana6 ай бұрын

    I'm from Cedar Rapids, and am offend by Trump. I'm glad that I wasn't eating during the weight lifting/sex noises of Dumpty. That teddy bear is a real thing and $70

  • @bee-sg1qf

    @bee-sg1qf

    6 ай бұрын

    Trumpy bear, lol😂

  • @manbtm1
    @manbtm16 ай бұрын

    Just listening to Trump speak alone, you would think, would make any normal and rational person wonder what in the world is this guy even running for president and how will he ever represent the United States? The way it needs to be. This country is tanking so badly with Trump Every day.

  • @dalecox5928

    @dalecox5928

    6 ай бұрын

    Trump needs to be locked up either in a prison or in a mental hospital.

  • @wddilly8488

    @wddilly8488

    6 ай бұрын

    That’s the problem. America has a frightening lack of normal, rational people

  • @Zorobabbel

    @Zorobabbel

    6 ай бұрын

    It exposes the terrible education system we have.

  • @hal90001

    @hal90001

    6 ай бұрын

    It's because your education system is broken.

  • @veronicastewart1112

    @veronicastewart1112

    6 ай бұрын

    If someone who didn't know about 45 listened to him, they'd think he was a lousy stand-up comedian.

  • @mirrorman95
    @mirrorman956 ай бұрын

    3:33 Jimmy said what we were all thinking.

  • @emilyhartmann1794
    @emilyhartmann17946 ай бұрын

    How dare you make me hear those noises Trump made. I'm suing for pain and suffering

  • @jenniferfairchild1858
    @jenniferfairchild18586 ай бұрын

    We love you, Jimmy, and team.

  • @kellygoodman4773
    @kellygoodman47736 ай бұрын

    Great send off for George Santos 👍 SNL did a great one too.

  • @garyrice7994
    @garyrice79946 ай бұрын

    the boys are called swifters.

  • @lynnestamey7272
    @lynnestamey72726 ай бұрын

    OMG I peed my pants over the weight lifting routine! I've seen clips of this and it always cracks me up! Who does he think he is fooling?

  • @Zorobabbel

    @Zorobabbel

    6 ай бұрын

    How did women sleep with that guy??

  • @thingamabob3902

    @thingamabob3902

    6 ай бұрын

    @@Zorobabbel is it really hard to imagine ? Do you know what the word "money" means 😉😉😉

  • @johnnyfreedom3437
    @johnnyfreedom34376 ай бұрын

    I have learned to expect greatness from Jimmy kimmel, but this was over the top fantastic! The George Santos tribute was is the best! Now that I'm retired I have learned to love the weekdays!

  • @Zorobabbel

    @Zorobabbel

    6 ай бұрын

    I will miss that skit for sure.

  • @kevinpoole4323
    @kevinpoole43236 ай бұрын

    That was a Good One Jimmy

  • @Dnn411
    @Dnn4116 ай бұрын

    g.s. Is only minutes away from announcing “dancing with the dispelled republicans” or a Greasey Christmas breakfast with “Jorge of Jordum”

  • @fakerating
    @fakerating6 ай бұрын

    Whoever edited that George Santos clip, along with being set to music, deserves an Emmy Award.

  • @terryoquinn8199

    @terryoquinn8199

    6 ай бұрын

    But , I won’t remember , who was it again ?

  • @unitoolzee
    @unitoolzee6 ай бұрын

    Hard to believe, but not everyone cares about Taylor Swift.

  • @jeepliving1

    @jeepliving1

    6 ай бұрын

    Taylor Who?

  • @jd190d

    @jd190d

    6 ай бұрын

    Blasphemer!!!!!!!!

  • @ricksimon9867

    @ricksimon9867

    6 ай бұрын

    She makes music for little girls, and little girls have a LOT of money these days ... advertisers care.

  • @marshwetland3808

    @marshwetland3808

    6 ай бұрын

    @@jeepliving1 😂😂😂

  • @bwenluck9812

    @bwenluck9812

    6 ай бұрын

    Too bad--it's Taylor Swift's world today, we're just living in it, lol!!!!

  • @susanukkelberg9163
    @susanukkelberg91636 ай бұрын

    When that guy ended up swallowing the spider...I ended up laughing...Then i realized how cruel that was...Why i found it so funny...God help me 😮😊😅

  • @missyouflowers2654
    @missyouflowers26546 ай бұрын

    Love Kimmel ❤❤

  • @jeffreyenglish1815
    @jeffreyenglish18156 ай бұрын

    Oh God. Almost choked laughing when Santos said, “ I can chew and walk gum at the same time.”

  • @richardgann5400

    @richardgann5400

    6 ай бұрын

    Sure you can, George, not.

  • @debherr1261
    @debherr12616 ай бұрын

    Lol for once trump tells the truth, eating too much.😅

  • @The_best_days_are_yesterdays
    @The_best_days_are_yesterdays6 ай бұрын

    Great necktie, Jimmy. Well done! 👔

  • @sanstar2007
    @sanstar20076 ай бұрын

    Does anyone remember Elf Bowling? I want that back!

  • @debwilson245
    @debwilson2456 ай бұрын

    Great show!! watching rumpy's little hand-dance and hearing his monkey-mate sounds made me throw up a little - then santos' removal made everything a little better - hahaha - What a show!!!! Too funny!!!

  • @drinkmorecareless
    @drinkmorecareless6 ай бұрын

    I have nothing against Taylor Swift as a person or as a performer, but the way the media treats her like actual royalty is creepy as hell.

  • @quetafierrro8253

    @quetafierrro8253

    6 ай бұрын

    Don’t over look he goods deeds that she does. Saving democracy by announcing to vote.

  • @daverobinson6110

    @daverobinson6110

    6 ай бұрын

    The Beatles are more popular than Jesus Christ?

  • @drinkmorecareless

    @drinkmorecareless

    6 ай бұрын

    @@daverobinson6110 As they should be.

  • @Drew-bc7zj

    @Drew-bc7zj

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@daverobinson6110Waiting for Jesus' comeback tour is like waiting for GnR's Chinese Democracy album; it's taking so long that it will NEVER be able to live up to our expectations.

  • @scottmoldenhauer8908

    @scottmoldenhauer8908

    6 ай бұрын

    it happens, has happened and will happen again

  • @mattmanley7118
    @mattmanley71186 ай бұрын

    This monologue was everything!! 😅

  • @patsymoreno4162
    @patsymoreno41626 ай бұрын

    Straight to hell 😂 love it.

  • @ChandlerSomborac
    @ChandlerSomborac6 ай бұрын

    When I first heard that GS was being called out and roasted for how often he lies, I thought "is this guy competing with Trump for the longest Pinocchio nose?!".🤦‍♂🤷‍♂😂

  • @darrensmith5997
    @darrensmith59976 ай бұрын

    Now I know how Stormy Daniels felt after watching that Trump montage

  • @jasonbrown372

    @jasonbrown372

    6 ай бұрын

    😍🤮💀

  • @kathleenroberts6931
    @kathleenroberts69316 ай бұрын

    Love you, Jimmy Kimmel ❤😊

  • @lisas5211
    @lisas52116 ай бұрын

    Tape editor deserves an EMMY !!

  • @ARC.475
    @ARC.4756 ай бұрын

    I hate the guy but George Santos did great service to the talkshows 😂

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage6 ай бұрын

    Taylor and Football are a perfect amalgam of things I couldn't care less about.

  • @RubbishFPS

    @RubbishFPS

    6 ай бұрын

    Who and What? :)

  • @juliebrown8331

    @juliebrown8331

    6 ай бұрын

    We don't care what you care about. 😊

  • @horsethi3f

    @horsethi3f

    6 ай бұрын

    Absolutely.

  • @Nick-fg4dq

    @Nick-fg4dq

    6 ай бұрын

    You're brave,nobody messes with the swifties they're like the soprano's😊

  • @mariaangelova8275

    @mariaangelova8275

    6 ай бұрын

    You and me both lol 😂🤘🙌

  • @theressawade3338
    @theressawade33386 ай бұрын

    I seen a sign that said "my dad is here for GB, I'm here for Taylor and Simone " with a picture of each brilliant women!!❤

  • @oreosk8ter
    @oreosk8ter6 ай бұрын

    I totally forgot that they edited Trump out of Home Alone 🤣😂

  • @timvitkuske
    @timvitkuske6 ай бұрын

    Best late night show going!

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