MTG and bimbobert need to go away

@mitchellsouphasith3763

6 ай бұрын

Right. There are disgraceful.

Ban the book… I want to see MTG’s reaction… a taste of their own medicine.

@moniquerobinson5206

6 ай бұрын

Oh that would hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why would MTG write a book when her supporters can't read?🤯

@nstark1066

6 ай бұрын

She isn't, her ghost writers are!

@GraceDavis-sp1ey

6 ай бұрын

Lol. Wow! That's a good one! 👏👏👏

@frankgrabasse4642

6 ай бұрын

I am sure it has pictures.

@shellimendoza7332

6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂 right

@scarlettrhoads1726

6 ай бұрын

I heard that books can be a way of disguising campaign donations. Didn't Marco Rubio get his book bought in bulk but Peter Thiel(?)

The solution to this mess is to Vote Democrat - no point trying to reason with MTG - just vote Blue and remove this stupidity

@mscottmiracle1396

6 ай бұрын

Voting blue got us in this economic crisis, constitutional crisis and 2 wars. Thanks to 'blue voting' we look like a nation of fools on the world stage.

@glennleatherwood4552

6 ай бұрын

Voting blue is what got the country into stupidity.

@sjones3191

6 ай бұрын

Where are the 2 replies?

@MossyMozart

6 ай бұрын

@@sjones3191 Shadow banned for breaking the rules and going vicious?

I equate Maga, Marge, and the rest of the Rpublicans as the confederates trying to seek revenge for their loss 150 years ago.

@gary-rr7jp

6 ай бұрын

What the heck is Ron Johnson doing in Wisconsin?

@JM-vj7we

6 ай бұрын

Absolutely ! ✅

@MK-lh3xd

6 ай бұрын

Sad thing is they are winning 😢

@ronaldblackburn8947

6 ай бұрын

South an't gonna rhase (rise) again! :(

@davidallen346

4 ай бұрын

Civil War Hmmm

MTG is a monster and needs to be put in prison

@population-_-420

6 ай бұрын

Vote blue in 2024

@carleenmulloy481

6 ай бұрын

Pipe bomber

@SayAhh

6 ай бұрын

I hate intolerant ppl. I can't tolerate MTG. So I guess I'd rather hate myself than having to tolerate her.

@donaldprairie1869

6 ай бұрын

@@population-_-420 Ya right. Coming from a pot head I take your bs with a grain of salt.

@philliesphan312

6 ай бұрын

​@@population-_-420For who?

Marjorie Taylor Greene should pay back America everything she has been paid in Congress along with her staff's salary, since she has been a total waste time in Congress.

@flyrobin2544

6 ай бұрын

💯!!!!

@LittleBlueOwl318

6 ай бұрын

She needs to pay back her PPP "grant", that was supposed to a loan!!!

@karenthaler7741

6 ай бұрын

Total waste.

@luciomasciotra4295

6 ай бұрын

Incredible how much more can the USA live through people who will never do anything with substance and are allowed to waste our time. This is not an example what created the American dream. It’s more like a nightmare!

@a.larson2777

6 ай бұрын

That sums up the GOP, Bennett. They have nothing to offer & are useless as Chip Roy (R-TX) recently stated!

Lock her up too Impeach all Republicans Trump For Prison 2024

Q Klux Karen is a riot

@population-_-420

6 ай бұрын

Ashli babbitt 🤭

@ShrinkRai

6 ай бұрын

​@@population-_-420 damn even translation knows & took her proper noun 😂

@jeromesullivan4015

6 ай бұрын

I’m so stealing that one…!

@calinasagilitypartner4444

6 ай бұрын

But extremely toxic to democracy.

That whole "MAGA" bunch are an embarrassment. Vote for sanity in 24.

@everythingisawesome76

6 ай бұрын

"Sanity" says the Democrat. Lmao.

@GraceDavis-sp1ey

6 ай бұрын

We can say it because we live it and breathe it, unlike a Maga who deliriously lives in their own heads with fantastical thoughts planted there by Trump. 😏

@plehmann72

6 ай бұрын

​@@everythingisawesome76. Almost anything is sane compared to an ex President who is 4 times indicted, convicted fraudster and sexual assaulter and wannabe dictator😊

That these type people get elected is a sad reflection on the American public.

@MossyMozart

6 ай бұрын

@dougdavis8986 - Tangerine Palaptine's biggest constituency has been the Democrats and Independents who did not bother to vote! We cannot let that abdication of responsibility stand. Pry them off the sofa and get them to the polls!

@shanematthews7713

6 ай бұрын

They come from the armpit of America and rely on Democrats to save them.

@alonsonavarro2126

6 ай бұрын

That's certain types of people, not all Americans. Margarine traitor mean cones from Georgia's 14 district, this district's people had a march back in the 80's too kick out black people from their area.

@dougdavis8986

6 ай бұрын

@alonsonavarro2126 True. Only about 60% of Americans

@usatrooper5045

6 ай бұрын

AOC, OMAR and about 60 other democraps would certainly be a good example 🤔🤪🇺🇲

Whenever a vote is taken in the House most Members say either "Yea" or "Nay" but Marjorie Taylor Greene always said "Naaaaaaay" which was confusing and frustrating to the people counting the votes, so now she just stomps her hoof once for yes and twice for no to clarify things!

@adamfanalways

6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@rebeccaleavesley

6 ай бұрын

I'm

@therealhiesenberg2731

6 ай бұрын

You spelled it wrong. It's "neigh"

@eliassalcedo5229

6 ай бұрын

This killed me 😂😂🤣🤣😅😅😅

@JeanGillespie-fp7rs

6 ай бұрын

Not fair to compare this beast to magnificent horses! How insulting....😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

I don’t know why people want to believe billionaires are somehow like Tony Stark or Bruce Wayne. Maybe they should think more of a Lex Luthor type of billionaire.

@jamesc7894

6 ай бұрын

No one thinks that at all. Mom and Dad letting you stay up late? No school right?

@educatedresponse4298

6 ай бұрын

Or that those you mentioned are NOT REAL PEOPLE. THEY ARE MOVIE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS.

@p.j.m.d.1948

6 ай бұрын

Or Doctor Evil. It shouldn’t surprise anyone considering mAgats live in a fantasy world…

@cantusaeolus

6 ай бұрын

​@@educatedresponse4298That's why they're being referred to as "types of billionaires" rather than real people.

@voxveritas7941

6 ай бұрын

Except Luther is smart.

Thank you Mr. Kimmel for calling out the stupidity of mtg (small letters for a small mind!).

MTG is the most craziest woman I've ever seen.

@bettyjones113

6 ай бұрын

Peach tree dish, baby

@user-uo3pb9ud5d

6 ай бұрын

Don't forget illiterate

We dont do things for free. Thats what Clarence Thomas said.

"We don't do things for FREE" Ahhh, good old fashioned GOP greed 😅

Marjorie Troll Greene is the perfect female conservative politician for those who find Sarah Palin too intellectual.

@Stray..

6 ай бұрын

😂😂

@zetteharbourcoach3859

6 ай бұрын

🤣😂🤣

@sunshine3914

6 ай бұрын

And where’s Palin now?

@stoneyj1a1

6 ай бұрын

Sounds exactly like something a Joe Biden cia operative would spew.

@melindac3368

6 ай бұрын

@Mike-rk8px 😄😁😆😅🤣😂😛🤭😵‍💫🥴

If you ever feel like an absolute dumbass, failed high school, can't work a calculator, you are still smarter than MTG.

@withershin

6 ай бұрын

okay hold on. If you can't use a calculator or the calc app on your 'puter maybe it's time to adjust.

@KNR90

6 ай бұрын

@@withershin or you missed the point

@donaldprairie1869

6 ай бұрын

@@KNR90 You should not talk about yourself in such a manner...

@JeanGillespie-fp7rs

6 ай бұрын

Who isn't?!!

@KNR90

6 ай бұрын

@donaldprairie1869 I said "you" multiple times

Oh, yes. Let’s spend more money on January 6th. So Trump’s MAGA Republicans can show the world that we didn’t see what we saw.

@sheilaboston7051

6 ай бұрын

That's why Maga Mike released the 44,000 hours of videos from J6, so they can cherry-pick out the quieter bits and say "look, they were just tourists."

@marshamariner7897

6 ай бұрын

​@@sheilaboston7051didn't machead Kevlar do that b4...I remember him releasing footage and saying it was just visitors 🤢🤮🤬🤢🤮🤬

@lindawilcox4286

6 ай бұрын

This going to go against them in 2024, down ballot😢😢😢😢

@richardtheriault9121

6 ай бұрын

​@sheilaboston7051 yep. Because other magats desperately need to believe that. Alternate facts, alternate j6 commissions, alternate impeachment inquiries,...pretty much alternate reality that is usually called delusion.

@andybarrett6472

6 ай бұрын

Denial is strong with Trumpers

"MTG" will be on the "Book Ban" and "Book Burning" lists!!

I can't wait for MTG's book to become the most popular at the Dollar Store next month

I don't understand way Republican Party is so Ridiculous having people like this IN Congress

Can't wait till MTG's book hits the 99 cent store. I can add it to my library in my bathroom. You never know when I might run out of toilet paper.

@davidchalk8883

6 ай бұрын

Isn't a book "written" by MTG the definition of pre-used toilet paper?

Mad Traitor Green should be indicated already and the one that is putting that misinformation should be held accountable.She Help with the Jan 6 and anyone who helped with this crime.

@PennyDavis-cm9tl

6 ай бұрын

Aid and comfort too.

@whoseturnisit9733

6 ай бұрын

We cannot believe in Uk and Europe that they were not all locked up by Jan 7th! He also stole 5 Eyes Documents which means he is internationally a wanted man, if American is not strong enough to imprison him I know 4 countries that are watching carefully. How can a man who threatens the judiciary, incites his cult to phone in death threats walk free? Not a good look America! Lock him up!

@jason2003able

6 ай бұрын

It’s indicted

She wrote a book?? Nah. She doesn't even know what a book is. Someone made some bucks writing it for her. 😆

If Marjorie Taylor Green, or any other member of Congress or the Senate, really, REALLY truly does want "accountability", then why don't they get themselves together and agree that they ALL need TERM LIMITS, and then MAKE IT REALITY!?

@marybell3013

6 ай бұрын

There are term limits- they’re called elections. Vote blue no matter who!! 💙🗳️🇺🇸

I will never tire of jokes about Malaria's Hellraiser decorations 😆

@RealGilbertGan

6 ай бұрын

"Malaria Rump" XD

@p.j.m.d.1948

6 ай бұрын

Melanoma

@joannewitzkowski3407

6 ай бұрын

We needed a new word for “ugly” when she did that!

@wizardsuth

6 ай бұрын

I've seen spoofs of them with little white bonnets so they look like they're from _A Handmaid's Tale_ .

@MossyMozart

6 ай бұрын

@@wizardsuth - Good one.

Living in S.C. and hate Trump. But so happy to see my former Governor, Nikki finally get a "Nikki-name" from the guy she has been bootlicking for years!

@debraholz6821

6 ай бұрын

Same here! (from Columbia)

@maxsmart9116

6 ай бұрын

I want "Neocon Nikki" to catch on.

The rest of us in Georgia do not endorse or believe in MTG. She actually escaped from one of our mental hospitals, but after crossing the state line couldn't legally be extradited.

That's what you want your representative to say: "we don't do things for free!" And that's the party of 'Christian values'.

Did she have to write a book? Couldn't we have given her some crayons and a Denny's placemat?

@JoeNarbaiz

6 ай бұрын

She would eat the crayons.

@rheemamitcheltree5853

6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@rheemamitcheltree5853

6 ай бұрын

​@@JoeNarbaiz😂😂😂

@joanne4758

6 ай бұрын

It seems to be an American thing - all politicians write a book. I'm sure she will donate any profits. one of her worthy cause!!!!

@beverlyswartz3486

6 ай бұрын

​@@JoeNarbaiz😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

She didn't write that book, someone else wrote it for her, I'm sure.

@JoeNarbaiz

6 ай бұрын

Just like Trump had a ghostwriter for "The Art of the Deal".

@CT-vm4gf

6 ай бұрын

The only part she wrote was the title.

That sweet kid said “thank you” for a bike pump, so sweet and well-mannered, little did he know he was getting an actual bike!! His little dance was adorable. I love Melissa and this whole thing was just so cool. Thank you Jimmy!!

Get it right Marjorie Treason Greene

I’m the kid that got the Nintendo Switch Oled! Thank you for this experience and this was really fun! I am currently playing on the Nintendo Switch! ❤🎉😊

Nikki Hailey 's laugh at the end sounded kind of like a witch's cackle. Epic fail for her but hilarious for the rest of us

@Berrys4Breakfest

6 ай бұрын

It really did.

@stirlingfletcher7040

6 ай бұрын

She's trying to copy DeSantis's psycho clown laugh.

OMG, Nikki was roasted twice by an eight year old 😅

That video of 45 looks great, he looks older, haggard and with wrinkles. I’m glad he is feeling the weight of all the court cases against him!

@carlrodrigues6919

6 ай бұрын

And a less offensive tan ..FDT

"We don't do things for free"😂 Yup. They didn't tell the girl they were taking the hat back after the rally.

@wintersbattleofbands1144

6 ай бұрын

What a terrible PR moment, a candidate worrying about a $4 hat. You can't BUY that sort of good PR for that.

@howardhales6325

6 ай бұрын

Or as soon as the camera was off her.

@Scriber42076

6 ай бұрын

TrRump sued the little girl after thos.

@lightbulb76

6 ай бұрын

“We don’t do things for free around here”, what?!?

I hope the MTG book becomes available in Australia. Incase another COVID wave comes, and we get another panic buying of toilet paper.

Watching Melissa McCarthy, give those people. Gifts has me tearing up right now....I love her so much🧡!

@jewelyounge6227

6 ай бұрын

Claim your bike! Claim your bike! Claim your bike!😊😂❤

I'm with 'dude slapping the flame away'. Wrong kind of surprise for many traumatized people.

@jadepaulsen8456

6 ай бұрын

Yes and when you come from a middle eastern country, something that looks like a fuse???!!just sayin'.

@mark99k

6 ай бұрын

Same. Might've been different if they hadn't slapped it onto the counter in front of him with zero warning. Whoever thought that'd be funny needs a new job.

@bob-zi1eb

6 ай бұрын

​ @jadepaulsen8456 Or if you are from Oklahoma City and you have survived a large scale terror attack by a Far Right Extremist! 1995 168 people killed by far right extremist Timothy McVeigh. The US government must know that they have a problem with far right extremists who are also military veterans? That's what the FBI HRT is for.

@edvh88

6 ай бұрын

I agree, I can see why he reacted that way. Glad everyone was able to laugh it off afterwards. But scary for him in that moment.

Old Bird Nest needs to be in prison with duct tape around his head and mouth to stop the Bird from tweeting!

What this country needs right now is a committee to investigate MTG's proposed committee that will investigate the J6 committee.

Can Trump ever go one day without lashing out at someone? It's sickening.

@lynemac2539

6 ай бұрын

That would be a resounding, NO!

@jaengen

6 ай бұрын

Alzheimer’s is an ugly thing.

@emerynoel567

6 ай бұрын

One day? Let's take smaller steps here 🤣🤣🤣

@quincyspielberger4366

6 ай бұрын

That's PRESIDENT Trump to you peons!

@kirbygriffin

6 ай бұрын

I watch

Why don't they create a January 6th committee to investigate the January 6th committee to investigate the January 6th committee to investigate MTG?

Well, we don't actually know that Marge didn't write that book on a Denny's placemat.

@joannewitzkowski3407

6 ай бұрын

The title of her book is “MTG.” I don’t think she knows how to spell her own name.

@DouglasRichardson-er4ky

6 ай бұрын

... using crayon 🖍️

@dennissuper5907

6 ай бұрын

It was a Waffle House placemat. She's not classy enough for Dennys.

@DouglasRichardson-er4ky

6 ай бұрын

@@dennissuper5907 ... Godfather's Pizza

@user-xq2ls5ib5b

6 ай бұрын

those are menus

That little girl exposing how staged Nikki's little act was was priceless. I loved that ten seconds of awkward silence 😅

Watching those people receive those gifts brought real joy to my heart.

"Because I already drank all the vodka." I can relate.

Jimmy, she would just eat those crayons if you gave them to her.

@withershin

6 ай бұрын

Born Marine.

@kmo3811

6 ай бұрын

She would just complain the blue crayons are witches and there aren't enough red crayons to madly cover her colorbook pages.

@Elizabeth-rq1vi

6 ай бұрын

Only if there wasn’t any glue left to eat…

Maybe Marjorie Taylor, Greene’s book could be filed by the library of Congress in the bathrooms of the rotunda, chained to where toilet paper used to be featured in a new recycling program. Always in the love, light and truth.

@bettyjones113

6 ай бұрын

Doesn’t most toilet paper come from CA trees? Canada, that is

Thanks for being so kind to those children and their families! I love Melissa McCarthy! Ask her "Who is selling your clothing line?" I missing so much.😊

MAGA means witch in Latin. Also... Poisoner.

@population-_-420

6 ай бұрын

Merica 🤮

@KrakenIsland64

6 ай бұрын

Just more evidence of Latins connection to English, they are actually very close!

@adamfanalways

6 ай бұрын

That’s 😂funny, Maga stands for Make Attorneys Get Attorneys 😂

@jamesp8459

6 ай бұрын

Very interesting, 45 is an anti christ after all so it fits.

@AncientActivist

6 ай бұрын

​@@adamfanalwaysI heard yet another: "Make America Gag Again."

I bet old Joe beats old trump in the 40 yard walk any day of the week

I love how Mr Kimmel is never intimidated by the Greene Goblin, but keeps up the pressure on her time and again.

Can the wish segment be, like, a monthly thing? That was so freaking amazing and definitely was a great heart cleansing from all the gross in the world right now.

The Linda Yaccarino sketch was fantastic.

Crayons and a Denny’s placemat…..funny stuff. It fits

So that's what Trump looks like without the Cheeto dust all over his face??? Holy hell.

I love it…TRUMP 2024!!!!!!

Even the chick from Newsmax could barely hold back the laughter.

Lol the free hat was awesome and she walked right into it with "we dont do things for free"

The CEO of X thing was some top-notch sketch-comedy. Good stuff.

Just vote blue and end this madness!!💙💙💙

@GoyMaster

6 ай бұрын

0 reason to vote blue

Maybe MTG should pay for her new Jan.6th committee with funds solely from her bank account.

Love that the announcer guy got a haircut. Looks so much better and professional now

@cleo5050

6 ай бұрын

Right! And the way he announces Jimmy is better too.. he's not singing it out any more.

@blerdofpeace5329

6 ай бұрын

I think he looked “professional” either way. 🧐

@IstandonFaith

4 ай бұрын

@@cleo5050 fight the infection Sean Strickland

The Melissa McCarthy bit was absolutely amazing. More than just networks, rich ppl need to be doing this sort of thing for the less privileged. It brings a tear to my eye every time. People deserve this. Most millionaires have more than they could ever need and billionaires most definitely do. During the holidays especially, give ppl less privileged than you something to soften their lives.....a wish. 😊

@kathybyerly7904

6 ай бұрын

Agreed amen

@terrancekayton007

6 ай бұрын

I agree. Yeah ITS SO SWEET, but It’s sad we only get to see this 2 months out of the whole entire year 😢😧🫤

"We don't do any thing for free"... truly the mantra of the Maga Republicans!!🤣

Linda was brilliantly played!!! Get that young woman a real career writing for some show somewhere.

Thank you for the kids gifts!!!!! God Bless All of you!

Garlic mashed potatoes are the bomb.

This woman has never had a good idea in her life.

Nobody ever accused marge of being smart, just smart-mouthed

High key, Jimmy Kimmel and his team came back STRONG after the writers strike, they have been killing it.

can't wait for Trump to realize he still needs to pick a running mate, and gets to talk about how someone he's been bashing for months is suddenly worthy

@Troy_Tempest

6 ай бұрын

Australian here, do you have to have a running mate? I know for a while the position of VP either didn't exist?

@pauladame6310

6 ай бұрын

Gotta remember trumpers don't care, if Trump all of a sudden says yeah that guy/gal is cool, then they all go with it.

@lenninyberg4064

6 ай бұрын

Nah. Dictators don’t bother with running mates.

@pauladame6310

6 ай бұрын

​@@Troy_TempestI believe so, it for sure helps with votes in getting elected.

@kolwer123

6 ай бұрын

@@Troy_Tempestwhile the US constitution requires that one be elected, there is no mechanism in place to force one if trump decides to not run with one.

Why does Trailer Greene always look like an unmade bed 🤔

Can always count on jimmy for laughs 😂

Greenie’s book, MTG… flying off the bookstore shelves and straight to Goodwill!!! 😆😆😆

The actress playing Linda was hilarious. Well done.

@The_Cyberz

6 ай бұрын

Give that woman a raise!

@tiffanyshanley1419

6 ай бұрын

That was hilarious. Especially answering the phone 😂 I may have to try that at work. It's sure to scare people from calling me anymore

@soliniv1411

6 ай бұрын

That cake and wine looked delicious

@dawnstanley1733

6 ай бұрын

​@@soliniv1411 Lol, Some how she made it look good.

@mmm-mmm

6 ай бұрын

really scary though... like "walk away slowly and don't make eye contact" scary...

Good people do good things for others in need. ... Well Done Jimmy. Merry Christmas

MTG's first draft WAS written in crayon on a Denny's placemat.

Linda was hilarious! Her bit was great.

Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't take her position as a U. S. Congress person seriously. She thinks it is something to play around with, and just do whatever comes to her mind to do.

@lenninyberg4064

6 ай бұрын

And not a whole hell of a lot comes to her mind. 😂

@lovemesomeslippers

6 ай бұрын

She’s cosplaying at being a politician. With no real idea of how government works. Much to her chagrin, it’s not like middle school student council.

@michaelfritts6249

6 ай бұрын

Her district re-elected her.. She asked for a temp position, 2 year commitment... She requested another 2 years and her district said yes..

@kromesd769

6 ай бұрын

She's only there to do Trump's bidding.

@keathp2744

6 ай бұрын

Apparently she is the smartest person in her district.

I was just getting some gas today and I noticed one of those 'I did that.' stickers of Biden pointing to the gas prices. Someone put it on the gas pump when the prices were going up. Do they give Biden credit when the price goes down? After all, there is that stickers that points to a lower gas price and Biden is pointing to it saying, 'I did that.'

New campaign slogan: Republicans, We Don’t Do Things For Free

The "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! That's how we say hello here." caused me to spit coffee all over my computer screen. Thanks a lot Jimmy Kimmel writers.

Those were really nice things you did Jimmy and Melissa. Nice to see it, thanks.

I love Melissa McCarthy!!

Every republican congressman will get a case paid for by the RNC to put her on the best-seller list.

Damn Jimmy, you made me tear up...smile. Thank you Melissa McCarthy too.

Did you hear that Lauren Boebert drowned? They found her face down in Kari Lake 😁

@JM-vj7we

6 ай бұрын

😂😮‼️❗️

@roberthowell7095

6 ай бұрын

Was she looking for a Beaver.😮

The way the world is today, it's nice to see polite & appreciative people. This segment gave me hope for the future seeing the attitudes of our next generation. Thank you, everyone. And of course, I love Melissa McCarthy

@sophierobinson2738

6 ай бұрын

Melissa is my fav!

@samandros3451

6 ай бұрын

All kids start out like that. Then they get corrupted by adults. Then they grow up to be adults and it starts again. It's a vicious cycle.

@MossyMozart

6 ай бұрын

@@samandros3451 - You must live in a cold world.

@dee_dee_place

6 ай бұрын

@@samandros3451 Adults don't realize that kids watch them like hawks. Do what I say, not what I do, is a terrible way to set an example for kids.

If I found out that anyone I knew voted for her, I would revisit everything I think about that person.

That kid does the Happy Dance the Exact same way I do (he’s just 1,000% cuter at it than me!) ❤

Poor old man had a war flashback to when he saved his entire troop from a live grenade

Jimmy is the best. I've been watching for decades--always fresh and funny.

Marge's problem is when she was very small someone told her she was very smart and special and she believes it still.

"we don't do things for free" yeah that's so much better than them giving a free hat away. lol. nice one Nicky.😂