I once swam in the deep end of the pool without my floaties. Guys like us live on the edge.

@texasrose2315

3 жыл бұрын

Lol, too funny!

@mc12358

3 жыл бұрын

I got my socks wet walking through a puddle yesterday. The puddle was almost exactly 60... millimeters deep. Do not try this at home, kids.

@michaeltsampouniaris6530

3 жыл бұрын

I wish I was as brave as you guys. You are the people that deserve to be in the Hall of Fame. The true heroes of America 🇺🇸 👏

@ninjaassassin5801

3 жыл бұрын

@@mc12358 🤣

@matthewlynch3788

3 жыл бұрын

G code

50% of all Joe’s guests are one accident away from becoming comic book villains.

@TheFirstAtom

4 жыл бұрын

Ryan Schmidt hell, there’s a rubber band man. I’m sure they’d settle for underwater man 😩

@PengxueYG

4 жыл бұрын

Glen villeneuve for sure lol

@Angelwrites

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@chaboi7

4 жыл бұрын

😆

@slerual6896

4 жыл бұрын

🤣

Joes face when Garrett explains the giant eye is absolutely priceless hahahahahahaha

@MrHwill77

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely 😂😂😂😂😂

@Geoffkurcz

Жыл бұрын

7:20

@TPRM1

9 ай бұрын

And yet he barely reacted to the revelation there are hammerhead sharks in space.

@tmnj1495

5 күн бұрын

@@TPRM1nigga…it’s space…I don’t care what anyone tells me about what they see in space. I’ll have the same reaction. 😳

My wife is a marine biologist and she works at a aquarium she had a similar experience with a goliath grouper. She was in the big tank cleaning turned around and the Goliath grouper was face-to-face with her. They're pretty much harmless he was just checking her out.

@spookzer16

Жыл бұрын

You and him both, eh?

@lukeistired_

Жыл бұрын

Hide yo wife

@SlumpTia

Жыл бұрын

I would’ve smacked it a few feet back

@xskrish

Жыл бұрын

@@spookzer16 lmao

@wylde678

Жыл бұрын

Built for big grouper cock.

Swimming 15 feet with no tank so you can go to the bathroom, in pitch darkness, with only a light guiding you to survive, sounds like a panic attack waiting to happen.

@chesterpoindexter7594

4 жыл бұрын

hold your breath; make a wish; count to three

@JamieTheKingOfFifa

4 жыл бұрын

@@chesterpoindexter7594 then drop a douse

@edsnowden4990

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck this, fuck all of that, fuck everything about it.

@MrSergiopg18

4 жыл бұрын

Hes a braver man then me i could nver fuk that

@Masonaterx

4 жыл бұрын

that start still blows my mind lol. Like what if u went the wrong way or got turned around in the dark lmao i wouldnt shit for like 2 weeks

I hate when Joe Rogan makes his guests wear bald caps.

@OGMizen

4 жыл бұрын

I heard he makes people kneel for the thumbnail photos

@mrtallboy4u

4 жыл бұрын

Lmaooooo

@A_Black_Sheep94

4 жыл бұрын

It's the only thing that keeps him out of his depression.

@Magooch86

4 жыл бұрын

I don't know if you thought of this yourself or just stole it from another JR video but it made me laugh a lot. Thanks.

@banztv5429

4 жыл бұрын

OGMizen most underrated comment in life

I was fortunate enough, as a younger man, growing up on the east coast of South Florida (Pompano Beach, Fort Lauderdale), to spend quite a bit of time exploring below the surface of the Atlantic Ocean. This conversation brought right back the myriad of emotions, and feelings, I experienced while being in that world. The fear of what could be beneath, behind, or ahead of you. The respect for the creatures I was a guest of for the time I spent below surface. The awe, and wonder, at the beautiful, and amazing creatures I was able to encounter. Garrett summed it up perfectly.

@JamesP29

Жыл бұрын

Today there are a lot more sharks and Goliath grouper swimming around becausevof all the conservation efforts. Diving in Florida would definitely freak me out a little...

@shasmi93

Жыл бұрын

F. That. I would NEVER! I live in Colorado which is as far away from the ocean as it gets and I think I’ll stay right here. F that.

@brittanyclyde1669

Жыл бұрын

Hey I'm from pompano beach. Small world 😊

@shasmi93

Жыл бұрын

@Lea Rockford F you! Go listen to Emperor “in the night side eclipse” it will do you some good.

@danielhall-wl4ql

11 күн бұрын

damn I'm 48 and haven't seen the ocean at all

Joes face when he describes seeing the eye after dropping a duece at 7:27 is absolutely priceless 😂

Jesus Christ that bathroom story was terrifying

@dalpet3643

4 жыл бұрын

I almost shit my self

@guntherultraboltnovacrunch5248

4 жыл бұрын

I couldn't do it man. Count me out.

@kmccw

4 жыл бұрын

Gunther Ultrabolt Novacrunch yeah no chance I’m good on land

@guntherultraboltnovacrunch5248

4 жыл бұрын

@@kmccw Shitting in the woods at night is scary enough.

@-Bishop-

4 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

Imagine being able to nonchalantly answer the question "What's freakier, being at the bottom of the ocean or up in space?"

@SovereignStatesman

3 жыл бұрын

Pot = nonchalant

@WilsonCo.

3 жыл бұрын

and he says the ocean

@JB-pb9xv

3 жыл бұрын

@@WilsonCo. Except that he said space.. What he said space is more captivating or something like that.

@mfcannoncannon4597

2 жыл бұрын

@@TechOutAdam me too

@StonedSpagooter

2 жыл бұрын

Right? You cant get ganked by a Giant Squid in space

Me: "Man, living underwater for two weeks. I bet he's got some great stories." Garrett: "So, one night I was taking a dump...."

Dude is an actual hero and crazy thing about that is he's just living his life. I might just be high but it's such an empowering feeling as a human to know someone else did something like that. Garrett Reisman has visited habitats no other creature from one like ours could venture into and come back to tell the tale and it's just him living his life and making choices. I'd be l glad if any of the choices I make lead to even a hundredth of this single feat.

@jedi4049

Жыл бұрын

Yeah this guy telling his stories its amazing. He is an explorer. An example of the human spirit.

@jedi4049

Жыл бұрын

and I am baked as well. I rmbr this interview awhile back but came back to it. Reisman seems cool af if he has a book I'd buy it and I dont read many books.

Garrett Reisman: "And I saw like this HUGE eyeball..." Joe: 👀

@TenjiBenji

4 жыл бұрын

I timed it perfectly with this 😂 😂 😂

@acs197

4 жыл бұрын

Joe's face was priceless. Hahaha.

@STAMP501

4 жыл бұрын

His eyes freaked me out 😂😂😂

@ryanking21

4 жыл бұрын

I was laying in bed with my wife at like 1am watching this , and literally was dying laughing at that and woke her up . She was so pissed but I couldn’t help myself 😂😂

@Flyhr

4 жыл бұрын

that was hilarious. 7:07 btw

This dude's a savage. Just hearing him say he stood two weeks underwater in a powerless submarine made me start feeling claustrophobic

@huracan200173

4 жыл бұрын

I imagine being an astronaut and the fact he lived up there for 100+ days might have helped.

@klsounds

4 жыл бұрын

Well it's the joe Rogan experience 😅

@swffgrff6536

4 жыл бұрын

He can do some serious prison time 🤣

@yewnightmusic

3 жыл бұрын

What does living in a submarine have to do with being afraid of Santa Claus?

@bigfan1364

3 жыл бұрын

rhec710nation Eastern/Oregon Everything in you’re statement looked great until I read “trying to form a incoherent insult”. I think you meant “an incoherent insult”. While attacking someone’s grammar, you should probably work on yours. 😉 Grammar police

His analysis on describing the scientific process behind what he does is very underrated 😢

@danvernconnor3871

Жыл бұрын

Your comment is underrated killer

Who’s watching this after the submersible is gone missing?

“One night i was taking a dump...” you already know its gonna be a good story.

@kaibe5241

3 жыл бұрын

hahahahaha. The best part was he prefaced it with "the scariest thing I ever saw was..."

@driprubies2464

3 жыл бұрын

So true....I’ve got a few stories with explosive dumps!

@mysticdragon111

2 жыл бұрын

I have sank a few floaters in my lifetime

@bartholomewhunt1874

2 жыл бұрын

I liked how he laughed but everyone else in the room was serious asf after he started with that lol

@_matis_

2 жыл бұрын

It always starts with a dump

Getting rimmed by an angel fish and then immediately get eaten by a Goliath grouper. What a way to go

@kyrem1281

4 жыл бұрын

when you die your body releases DMT so its worth it

@paulgumbo5694

4 жыл бұрын

@@kyrem1281 lmaoooo

@sashiisucks3999

4 жыл бұрын

Ash Tapiwa a common fetish here in Ohio

@chaboi7

4 жыл бұрын

😆😂

@ccswag2000

4 жыл бұрын

Ash Tapiwa 😂😂

I was snorkeling in Cozumel and dove down to look into one of many statues placed there to explore, about 12' deep. Being a bright day I couldn't see into the black opening so I snapped a pic on my camera w/ flash. TWO BIG eyes were looking back at me and I lost all my air - it took way too long to surface, my lungs were on fire. It was a very large puffer fish. Luckily, the picture turned out great and everyone understood my horror story after seeing it. Can't imagine being where they were.

@epifan3_

2 жыл бұрын

Omg I wish you were able to drop the pic here!

@_matis_

2 жыл бұрын

Jesus just post that pic already

@darthinhilus2416

Жыл бұрын

yeah well if he had the pic he would have posted it already

@The_Essential_Review

Жыл бұрын

PLEASE upload and share the picture!!

@tomarze2071

Жыл бұрын

POST THE FUCKING PICTURE MAN

We need him on again this was such a good podcast! Beginning to end. Wonderful conversationists at work.

Who else immediately searched the words "goliath grouper" on google images as soon as Garrett said it?

@jaredjbeats9753

4 жыл бұрын

i did now

@jaredjbeats9753

4 жыл бұрын

update: HOOLY FUUUUU

@potatoface4698

4 жыл бұрын

i just found pics of ur mum lol

@w.dieterich7077

4 жыл бұрын

just got done doing that

@scottdavidson526

4 жыл бұрын

No, but I am going to do that right now.

Joe “Yeah but have you ever done DMT underwater?” Rogan

@straw_hatlegend8802

4 жыл бұрын

Alex Hashaga I fucking hollered bro

@lucienpavone3443

4 жыл бұрын

Alex Hashaga LMAOOOO

@coasternut3091

4 жыл бұрын

That sounds horrific

@androsabljak1177

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@callmespitz

4 жыл бұрын

hahahah

8:00 “Scared the living hell out of me.” Then laughs. This guy is built different.

Dude been @ the bottom of the ocean and all the way in space. This dude is a legend !!!

He felt so disrespected when joe just said “oh” to his 60 feet lol

@finger2214

3 жыл бұрын

He prolly shouldn't have said 20,000 millimeters then, haha

@krissifadwa

2 жыл бұрын

He didn't seem disrespected. More like "Hm maybe I should have gone deeper."

@oldironsides4107

2 жыл бұрын

Well not too impressive.

@cryptodawgzzz

2 жыл бұрын

Have you tried dmt?

@NoBeunoPendejo

2 жыл бұрын

Deep Diving is any dive deeper than 20 meters (60 feet). So technically it is damn deep.. so stop playing like you could do it

"how deep were you?" "about 20,000.... millimeters" "what?" "thats like 60 feet"

@danielread3643

4 жыл бұрын

sounds like a beetlejuice scene

@Wappie050

4 жыл бұрын

@@danielread3643 Cuppa feet

@Marx-Lennon

3 жыл бұрын

He was playing off of the “20,000 leagues under the sea” tittle.

@freedomspice9724

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, 60 ft didn't sound like much to me either, until I considered that one 6ft-tall man could stand where they were, and 9 other equally-tall guys could stand on his and each others' shoulders, and none of them would be able to breathe

@st4ne4rmthevill63

3 жыл бұрын

Do you know what size a creature could grow too with enough food & no predators in 60ft deep water? Tf... 60ft isn't DEEP but that is definitely no joke.

Joe Rogan's ability to imitate animal sounds is unparalleled 10:19

@finbarneilan8915

Жыл бұрын

Was just thinking this too. Along with his bear and dog imitation lol

@niamhoconnor8986

Жыл бұрын

@@finbarneilan8915 And gorilla and bison! Don't forget them!!

@BlueStranger1

Жыл бұрын

Lol so True! I was looking for a comment related to it 😂

Living on a great lake you as a child and adult you develop TREMENDOUS RESPECT FOR MOTHER NATURE.

JOES FACE WHEN HE SAYS HE SEES THE EYEBALL O.o

@travisjames8087

4 жыл бұрын

New meme. Literally the first thing I thought about

@Djlofton

4 жыл бұрын

Joes face was my face too lol

@leecanty2894

4 жыл бұрын

Can u imagine an Eyeball staring at u after pissing😱

@michaelo6161

4 жыл бұрын

Right when I saw that I came straight to the comments and this is the 1st thing I see 😂😂😂😂💀 dude really said “🤨👁”

@DannyBScaping

4 жыл бұрын

I had the same exact face

I’m getting anxiety just listening to this. Nopes nopes nope

@saywhat4314

4 жыл бұрын

Nope snope snope

@tastemysaucer

4 жыл бұрын

Haha well said

@tybarnett5722

4 жыл бұрын

I was clenching my butt cheeks trying to fend off an imaginary fish listening to this shit.

@BigT1984

4 жыл бұрын

I stopped going in the ocean as a teenager, I felt something touch me looked down and could see what it was that was the last time I went swimming in the ocean

@CezarMS1

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah that's pretty crazy man, but it's not DMT though! 👽🌠🌚

I'm terrified of the ocean so hearing that someone loved down there for 2 weeks is a real horror story for me lol

I can imagine the barotrauma these people suffer from. I hear the large amount of water pressure would crush someone like a can. Human resilience never ceases to amaze me.

@vast634

Жыл бұрын

Whats really dangerous is explosive decompression. That can make divers pop like sausages. Happened to some saturation divers where the valves failed in the decompression chamber.

Joe’s fish swallow noise is the most disturbing thing I’ve ever heard

@sixteenninenine1614

4 жыл бұрын

lmfaoooo

@systemetaldeth

4 жыл бұрын

I got more disturbed hearing it and reading your comment just right after.

@chrisgreenwood8188

4 жыл бұрын

10:20

@jpcaptured799

3 жыл бұрын

@applecrates I did the exact same thing 😬

@codysampson8614

3 жыл бұрын

Listen to his bear impression

To be fair, seeing a hammerhead outside the ISS would raise a lot of questions as well.

@bbroncos747

4 жыл бұрын

Peter Smythe to be fairrrr!!!! Letterkenny

@cktank13

4 жыл бұрын

Brett Baker I thought the same damn thing pitter patter

@crunchu2361

4 жыл бұрын

Those damn sharknados

@jacob2790

4 жыл бұрын

Especially if Darth Vader was on board.

@donaldkhogan

4 жыл бұрын

Questions like "is this a Hideo Kojima game"?

In 1971 I was 21 y/o. Learning how to scuba dive in the Philippines. Out in front of me, about 25 feet away, I saw my first shark. It was less than 10 feet long, but circled me with movements so quick it scared me like nothing had ever scared me before. No one ever talks about how slow humans are (under water) compared to predator fish. No human even comes close. A shark can dart in and remove your arm like you would slap a basketball away from another human.

@The_Essential_Review

Жыл бұрын

So how did you respond?

@bentnickel7487

Жыл бұрын

@@The_Essential_Review I believe, if the shark had been anything other than curious, I wouldn't be here today. I stayed out of the ocean for 25 years, until I forgot about that fear. Then, a trip to Mexico and a vacation scuba class reminded me why I left diving. The dive only lasted 20 minutes, 15 being in full terror mode. I'm not a fearful person. I have a black belt in karate and have skydived many times, but everyone has a fear. Mine, after realizing how totally easy it is to die in the ocean.

@GiacomoVaccari

6 күн бұрын

I had a similar encounter but snorkeling. I got the hell out of there as fast as I could as soon as it moved away. That day I learned we are but guests in the ocean

Seen this a few times. Everytime he says it’s like the dinner bell going off I lose it 😂

This sounds so surreal. He's describing it and I still can't imagine living like that. Crazy

@Lord_JWW

4 жыл бұрын

He is describing it in such a dramatic way, he was only 60 feet below surface.. and was in a preesure tank. Sat divers go down to around 400-700 feet and live there for 2 weeks, now that impressive.

@lyricaljaffacakes2946

4 жыл бұрын

Because hes lying

@crab1645

4 жыл бұрын

@@lyricaljaffacakes2946 Did you say that to your 4 subscribers?

@EZProdigy

4 жыл бұрын

LyricalJaffaCakes lol there’s a short documentary about it on youtube my guy, definitely not lying

@lyricaljaffacakes2946

4 жыл бұрын

Gaming Element you make videos and have about 40, I dont

"Just hold your breath. You're not going that far." WTF

@KoolMada

4 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZJuszbZyZa_Qndo.html < you can see it in this video. It's not far.

@spaceworm94

4 жыл бұрын

@@KoolMada at what part of the video do you see it?

@deJuanX

4 жыл бұрын

@@loganbissett1392 I get the involved effort...not the point

@Zobokolobozo

4 жыл бұрын

@@loganbissett1392 Well you gotta take the shit and swim back. But with training im sure its not that much effort.

@KoolMada

4 жыл бұрын

@@spaceworm94 It is the white POD @1:04

"The worst are the angelfish..." lost it right there!!! 😂😂😂

Several decades ago, my neighbors son was scuba diving with a group and his wife. They were coming up to the boat and his wife said he was right behind her but he never made it to the boat and he was never seen again. They never even found his tanks or any sign of him. The only conclusion I could think of was something huge came along and swallowed him whole. True story.

@joshdyck5497

2 жыл бұрын

Where was this? Kinda wanna start looking up large animals in that area

@tammieparrishmiller3669

2 жыл бұрын

@@joshdyck5497 This was many decades ago, but I remember it being in South America. Not exactly sure where. If you come up with something, please let me know what you think. Thanks!

@Anita_Backrub

2 жыл бұрын

Aliens

@Sohelanthropus

2 жыл бұрын

🧢

@tammieparrishmiller3669

2 жыл бұрын

@@Anita_Backrub Yeah, that's actually a possibility, but I hope you're not making fun, because this wasn't funny. It hurt a lot of people who loved him and never got closure. They couldn't even declare him dead for years due to the laws where it happened.

"20,000 millimeters under the sea" gave me a good laugh.

@c.c.schaeffer8678

2 жыл бұрын

Lol why?

@ATJ253

2 жыл бұрын

@@c.c.schaeffer8678 it’s probably a reference to the book 20,000 leagues under the sea

@Profile.4

2 жыл бұрын

@@c.c.schaeffer8678 because no one says that

@mikeg6285

2 жыл бұрын

@@Profile.4 yeah, no. Person above you is right

@Profile.4

2 жыл бұрын

@@mikeg6285 lol I don't give a fuck what you think, bozo.

”The bottom of the ocean is fake.” - Eddie Bravo

@michaelbandy83

4 жыл бұрын

"The bottom of the ocean is misogynistic." -Zarna Joshi

@JS-uy7xr

4 жыл бұрын

"Hey baby, you're beachfront property and I'm the tidal wave of love." -Johnny Bravo

@jhaz89

4 жыл бұрын

Look into it

@ArjanTV

4 жыл бұрын

It is really fake haha because none knoes the real bottom of the ocean they show the closest one saying this is the bottom

@AG-cu6bp

4 жыл бұрын

@@ArjanTV get grammarly

This reminds me of a story a friend told me of a guy he knew that went to dwell while fasting for 10 days in a pitch black cave (a good safe cave) and claimed having the craziest of psychedelic experiences.

@ronaldonagy9842

2 жыл бұрын

After some time in full darkness,your body will produce Dmt!

@ChrisTrovato

2 жыл бұрын

@@ronaldonagy9842 how does science explain that

Imagine being able to compare living up in space and living at the bottom of the ocean through your own experience, damn

I like that a guy like Reisman, whos been to space, whos lived at the bottom of the ocean, who is a highly educated Engineer, Astronaut, Diver, Explorer,... still has to struggle with all the scary movies he's seen when the lights go out.

@waden404

2 жыл бұрын

Well said!!!

@xxlegnaxx

Жыл бұрын

"especially the angel fish"

@prachethashetty7612

Жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing😅😅

@ivannasha5556

Жыл бұрын

I went surfing in great white territory. You make diamonds with your behind every shadow you see XD

@bororobo3805

Жыл бұрын

But you see, (rational) fear is normal. It's part of our survival. You'd be stupid to think you're invincible in your universe where anything can kill you.

You know what’s crazy to me think about how important some these podcasts are gonna be 20 30 years from now

@HeihachiMain

4 жыл бұрын

@@dimebagdarrel4874 Respect the name. But you seriously don't think that do you?

@Ck-jy8bw

4 жыл бұрын

@@dimebagdarrel4874 well still be here in 2000 years with people like you saying the end is near

@angelverastigue5848

4 жыл бұрын

20 30 years from now government might be more strict I bet you alot of these amazing videos will be shut down in the future

@ronaldcole6101

4 жыл бұрын

I doubt KZread will be around

@toritopihuas

4 жыл бұрын

In 30 years most of us adults Will be dead, possibly by cancer or a respiratory related disease like copd or clogged arteries

This man's stories are incredible.

So your telling me, this is the real life astronaut in the ocean?

@brad144k

2 жыл бұрын

One day you'll find out all the astronauts were under water lol They appear in "space" using CGI and Augmented reality. The space walks are done in pools lol

I really wanted him to say that Goliath “scared the shit out of him”

@papachief1989

4 жыл бұрын

The grouper wasnt full so it wanted seconds.

@stringerb8618

4 жыл бұрын

u need help

@papachief1989

4 жыл бұрын

@@stringerb8618 then help me

@Yuuki_12

4 жыл бұрын

Aaaah thats great, I didnt think about that

@AdubsMMA

4 жыл бұрын

He already took care of that before seeing it.

Cowboy Cerrone is watching this like "I haven't tried that yet"

@Emilianoo8

4 жыл бұрын

Ricardo Masvidal or choke on some of his biggest fights wait.....nvm

@djthevj

4 жыл бұрын

Man the cave diving story is so good

@richardjames1751

4 жыл бұрын

@@djthevj it gave me anxiety. He painted the picture pretty well for that story

@Brenner273986

4 жыл бұрын

As a Divemaster for 10+ year (plus a massive Dive resume) Cowboys story is Way more impressive than this. A lot of what he talking about it just Classroom 1 of Open water, just with fancy tech involved. Cowboys story is all Advanced and Accuate. Plus the whole survival aspect (I've also been in those Cozumel Caves).

This guy is so cool.. incredible communicator and hilarious

The look on Joe's face when Garrett said he turned his flash light on and seen the biggest eyeball... 😭😂

Meh not impressed. Sandy the squirrel did it first and even had a tree in her crib and made best friends with a local

@yeahwhateva419

4 жыл бұрын

And she's been down there for years

@olliefoxx7165

4 жыл бұрын

For real. Thus guy was only there a couple weeks and mostly stayed to himself. Big deal

@MM-zt4oe

4 жыл бұрын

she still there

@ebhs0089

4 жыл бұрын

You’re so lame

@caergruant5574

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

longest shot of Joe just staring at his guest.

@narkahtiks3578

3 жыл бұрын

longest shot of joe staring at himself

@oliverm8058

3 жыл бұрын

ikr lmao

@obitokamuiproductionsamv8740

3 жыл бұрын

He’s probably thinking that they never went to space they probably just went into the ocean

@dak2325

3 жыл бұрын

Nope, search up Joe’s interview with Cowboy Cerrone and his story where he almost died in an underwater cave; held Joe’s attention for 30 mins.

@mayc8674

3 жыл бұрын

He'll dream about Angel fish ha, ha, ha.

Fish attacking him to eat his poop and having to slap at them is the funniest shit I’ve heard in awhile 🤣

7:19 this is the hardest I’ve ever laughed Joe’s reactions is the funniest thing alive

10:20 Joe showing his inner voice actor, that's legit impressive

@robbielamont2816

4 жыл бұрын

Mate this killed me , was looking for this comment

@CaptJackAubreyOfTheRoyalNavy

4 жыл бұрын

Joe's really good at vocal sound effects. His bear growl is uncanny.

@MrMikegraham

4 жыл бұрын

Captain Jack Aubrey of the Royal Navy he also does a great car engine revving up

@andrewbell7579

4 жыл бұрын

Come on he made a noise with his mouth, he didn't invent the lightbulb ffs.

@TheGrandGamers

4 жыл бұрын

Lol I went to scroll up to check it and my vid was at like 10:18. shit was funny. I was expecting words

imagine you get halfway to the gazebo and the lights go out on both.

@ShotgunJo468

4 жыл бұрын

JarJarWookie nightmare fuel

@Quantum3691

4 жыл бұрын

It'll be a butt feeding fest.

@JarJarWookie

4 жыл бұрын

As the lights flicker out on the gazebo ahead of you and the facility behind. The guidewire goes slack at both ends. You try to pull yourself along in the dark but the wire just feeds past you, the end of the line slips by your grip and floats into the abyss with your next prehensile grasp pawing at nothing but water...

@jsgaming8201

4 жыл бұрын

@@Quantum3691 you win

I'm jealous if Joe. He has his own life that he does cool shit. But also he gets to meet and be friends with people who also do the eccentric things outside of ordinary life. I fuckin love this podcast

I will never, ever, complain about taking a dump in a port-a-potty again.

@trotskyvoinovich8307

4 жыл бұрын

I'd have to be drunk just to shit in one. I hate spiders.

@mtvanz

4 жыл бұрын

eh, port-a-potty's aren't so bad

@tropictom5996

3 жыл бұрын

Bogdan P Seems to me that you are using the comments section to get some shit off your chest.

"Those things could *literally* eat a person.." *nervous Garrett* - "yeah....uhh...uhh...stammering"

@juliok5982

4 жыл бұрын

He didn’t wanna say that would never happen

@Kid_Twist_

3 жыл бұрын

Joe "bass are like Goliath groupers" rogan

@pistonburner6448

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe ill-tempered mutant goliath groupers could kill a person... Especially if they have friggin laser beams attached to their friggin heads.

@Dime_time333

3 ай бұрын

2 years later. #2 approves. ​@@pistonburner6448

"You can do infinite bottom time." I'm sure the fish were thinking the same thing.

That ‘taking a dump’ story at night in the ocean was pretty wild…

I thought his guest was going to say GIANT SQUID!!!

@mauriceanthony8674

3 жыл бұрын

Same but I don't think he'd be here to tell about that lol

@abdoubelouizdadi8862

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@Funkafella01

3 жыл бұрын

That’s what I was thinking, I probably would have passed out.

@MrKinghuman

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@peachyylyss8970

3 жыл бұрын

Not deep enough probably

that literally sounds more dangerous than going into outerspace

@genesisfox5412

3 жыл бұрын

Until the space fish come to eat you out.

@WhoNeedsRussiansAnyway

3 жыл бұрын

@@genesisfox5412 lol

@shiroineko13

3 жыл бұрын

F the darkness and brutal pressures of the deep sea, man. Space is chill compared to that save the lack of air and hazardous radiation.

@the_hanged_clown

3 жыл бұрын

it definitely isn't

@1ButtonDash

3 жыл бұрын

@@the_hanged_clown is this confirmation? So you've been to both and know?

"you're in the pitch black, Atlantic ocean, 60 feet down, no scuba tank" "At night?" 😂

6:18 my reaction exactly.

@ZybakTV

3 жыл бұрын

Also 7:21

“I saw this big eyeball, like a saucer, just staring at me, not blinking at me.” Joe’s face: 7:21 😂

@twentyeightthirtyseven1224

4 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀💀

@chrisg0076

4 жыл бұрын

NES 83’ 😂😂😂

@Icespicenumber1munch

4 жыл бұрын

He really said 🤨

@alan6685

4 жыл бұрын

Joe be like "da fuq"!

@lifeisrealonlythenwheniam5345

4 жыл бұрын

😹😹😹😹

He did not wanna talk about groupers eating people at all 😂

@ILootStandingStill

4 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing 😂 he clearly tried to just shrug it off as goofy the first time then joe just kept bringing it up.

@boosterbrosllc4681

4 жыл бұрын

@@ILootStandingStill lmao exactly

@ILootStandingStill

4 жыл бұрын

Adam C pretty sure he knew that groupers don’t eat people lol, he speculated on a lot of stuff he didn’t have all the facts on.

@xThePsychoNautx

4 жыл бұрын

Groupers will size you up and go after you. They are more aggressive than sharks for divers because they dont seem to care when you poke them with your spear gun but a shark backs off because they dont like the pain.

@InfamoushqAustralia

4 жыл бұрын

@@xThePsychoNautx Ah yes, grouper, the honey badger of the sea.

He says “20,000 millimeters” lmaoooo

I once lived at the beach in Greece for a few weeks and didn't want to walk to the "toilet bushes", so swam out to take a dump. Problem was, it was a floater and the waves were pushing it in towards the other people. So I had a hard mission taking it in my hands and trying to dive down, to dig it deep enough in the sea floor. (Washed my hands since..) This is also the 5000th comment on this video, because I'm just that awesome. ✌🏼

@craigthescott5074

2 жыл бұрын

I puked in the ocean once because a saw a floater. I wonder if it was yours. Did you eat corn?

@rengow6964

7 ай бұрын

​@@craigthescott5074😂??

"It's like a giant bass" I think it's more like a giant... grouper

@dirtyjoe5694

4 жыл бұрын

bswoot bahaha😂😂

@groundbreaktv6935

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha, true. I think he was just making it clear to his audience, but this is still hilarious!

@bswoot714

4 жыл бұрын

@@groundbreaktv6935 Yea it was clear what he was trying to do. Still pretty sure the best way to describe a large version of something is to use the smaller version of it.

@grizzlyadams8277

4 жыл бұрын

bswoot To be fair. Even the smallest type of grouper is still basically a giant bass. Plus I’m sure more people are familiar with bass fish than grouper.

@bswoot714

4 жыл бұрын

@@grizzlyadams8277 dumbest shit I've read yet. Who actually makes a claim that bass are more well known than grouper. Rofl, think you have something dripping from your chin.

Joe seems offended by his guest outshining his baldness Edit: Now that I know my comment will probably be seen, *GET FLATBUSH ZOMBIES ON THIS PODCAST*

@user-zg5ey5xo9i

4 жыл бұрын

\m/

@GregDineen

4 жыл бұрын

Nice one Diamond lol

@maxbartholic8090

4 жыл бұрын

The shinier the head the more power you carry I learned this at 18 *cries*

@armandomontes5542

4 жыл бұрын

Joe opaque Rogan

@oar5926

4 жыл бұрын

RIP Dime

“It’s like the dinner 🥘 Bell 🛎 Going off” lmao 🤣

This is why Jre is and always will be the GOAT , can literally learn about anything from so many different people and perspectives.

He never asked him "why" they were doing the 2-week bottom stay on the ocean floor.

@antisomething4248

4 жыл бұрын

Jeffrey Bue exactly and he downplayed 60ft at the start 😂

@miguelmoronta6871

4 жыл бұрын

John O’Rourke I mean I felt the same way. The title is “bottom of the ocean”, not “underwater”. Bottom of the ocean IS miles and miles deep.

@claysoggyfries

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah if you’re very experienced, you can swim up 60 ft

@Digidi4

4 жыл бұрын

bekoz science

@realname3538

4 жыл бұрын

I think it is training astronauts for being in space.

This is the backstory of a supervillain.

@Meekmillan

4 жыл бұрын

Ballconei 2 😂😂😂

@KevinThePengWIN

4 жыл бұрын

DooFINShmerts 😂

@alexandergoldnatznworeptil9652

4 жыл бұрын

He is henchmen No. 2 to wield Elon musks flamethrower against all Double o agents, but secretly scheming his own devious plans...

@sashiisucks3999

4 жыл бұрын

Voice makes it real

"So you take your fin off and you're whackin em." 😂😂

I love how he just ,now that you said it "How accurate is that movie?" Lol

I think Eddie Bravo would burst into flames if he ever talked to Garrett...

@ericm9686

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, probably because Eddie doesn't believe in under water. It's a conspiracy that the government, Illuminati etc have perpetuated to keep the population from something that I can't understand because I'm a brainwashed something or rather.

@AquanautSt1

4 жыл бұрын

Goliath grouper or ... aliens ? look into it

@nicholascash7002

4 жыл бұрын

TheRealMrMcCoy explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it, but it dies

@Docklead

4 жыл бұрын

Nicholas Cash Usually something has to be dead before you wanna go cutting it open, right?

@ericm9686

4 жыл бұрын

@TheRealMrMcCoy I just elaborated on the comment to further it's effectiveness, but you've impressed me with your inability to understand common rhetoric.

Fish: those are rookie numbers

This dude will be who you call when an asteroid is going to destroy the earth. Make him the commander.

@rushpatriot2866

Жыл бұрын

Unfortunately life isn't a movie

@scottstevens129

Жыл бұрын

@@rushpatriot2866 when you look back in history how many of those became movies

I can assure you as a former naval special operator that deep water neurological sickness is not a fallacy.

This clip is the exact reason why I always listen to The Joe Rogan podcast. You get incredible stories from incredible people. Thanks for sharing

@yinyang9882

Жыл бұрын

Fr

@shaheryarkhan1652

Жыл бұрын

im literally amazed to learn about goliath grouper

@eastcoastbreed5511

Жыл бұрын

I'm a pro diver. 90% of what he said is wrong or untrue. If he did intact do that... he was a tourist.... he Def didn't go through proper training. Ask any real expert diver to analyze this video and I promise they will laugh at him.

@jedi4049

Жыл бұрын

@@eastcoastbreed5511 Nah, stop hating. Reisman done more in his career than you will ever do. Haters gonna hate.

@Koltenyoutube

Жыл бұрын

@@eastcoastbreed5511 whats wrong?

Joe “those things could literally eat a person” Rogan

@crawdadlando4053

4 жыл бұрын

😂 Not the words to say to someone gonna go back to living around em.

@Ogregogurt

4 жыл бұрын

Bro I read this started to laugh then joe “ those things could literally eat a person” rogan said “those things could literally eat a person”

@kendallruedger4621

4 жыл бұрын

I scrolled across this as he said it lol

"I feel like an astronaut in the ocean"

7:17 Garret's talking about Joe's eye LOL

Joe's face around 7:20 lmao

@AleaxnderABC

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@94Lich

3 жыл бұрын

Best part of the video 😂🤣😂🤣

@3031mane

3 жыл бұрын

Yooooo😆👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿now THAT just made my day lol!!!!!

@KenobiStark1

3 жыл бұрын

👀

@goan1413

3 жыл бұрын

Lol, hilarious!

Yeah yeah Holy Diver You've been down too long in the midnight sea.

@stevenescalante3657

4 жыл бұрын

Reading this What’s becoming of me

@thebrotherstillmatic2397

4 жыл бұрын

Silver Spoon Exactly, this dude...

@Juxsin

4 жыл бұрын

Instantly read this in his voice lol

@bossleprechaun4044

4 жыл бұрын

Bayley Dole Man how you gonna diss James Dio like that? Killswitch is great, but that’s a cover my guy.

@user-zg5ey5xo9i

4 жыл бұрын

@@stocktrader1172 Jeez man whats your problem?! Nothing wrong with killswitch engage but they just coverd it. Its first and last a DIO song so don't piss at peoples legs for making that clear.

People do this all the time. It’s called saturation diving. The “powerless submarine “ he’s speaking of is a hyperbaric chamber and diving bell. It’s pretty common practice in the offshore commercial diving industry but, never a 60 feet. Typically, it’s done at 300 feet or greater.

@orion5470

2 жыл бұрын

Wwoah…

@johndough510

2 жыл бұрын

SAT diving is insane

@ColoradoStreaming

Жыл бұрын

Not to mention you are welding massive underwater industrial equipment.

Bro was living in sandy house from SpongeBob

7:16 you're welcome 😂😂😂 Joe's face had me deceased. 💀

@golden-sun

4 жыл бұрын

The quick cutting camera angle too

@jenssorensen8642

4 жыл бұрын

"right in front of me..... these huge eye balls"**

@righteousman5231

4 жыл бұрын

I think that look is scarier than the eyeball itself haha

@TheSecondBeef

4 жыл бұрын

That got me fucking crying laughing. Joe is at the edge of his seat at this moment

@321dkny

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the heads up....high light reel face by joe

Joe “oh only 60ft under the ocean?” Rogan

@Avogadros_number

3 жыл бұрын

@Jim Harol under the ocean, not under the oceans surface. Big diff

@nuntana2

3 жыл бұрын

Joe ‘what’s more freaky, standing on the bottom of the ocean or doing DMT in space’ Rogan.

@sakurasfish2115

3 жыл бұрын

@@nuntana2 Doing DMT in space got to be the most dope thing i can imagine someone doing ever

@rogergauthier2769

3 жыл бұрын

I mean doing dmt in the ocean would be fucking wild too

@sakurasfish2115

3 жыл бұрын

@@rogergauthier2769 couple of puffs and you would think you are the goliath grouper shitting and some humans come bitting your butt

Imagine looking at the top of a six story building from the street. That's how deep he was.

7:16 Can we talk about that shot-reverse-shot editing going on? G: ... and I saw this huge eyeball, like ... J: 0_o G: ... about the size ... J: 0_o

@kstutz81

3 жыл бұрын

As to rewind to that scene. Spot on lol. Spot on.

@makumbazman9747

3 жыл бұрын

Most underrated comment ever😂

@johnnystob4037

3 жыл бұрын

This guy knows his vocabulary

@Helixify

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo I loved that part 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@monsieurcondottiero2685

3 жыл бұрын

I had to pause so that I could laugh for a solid minute

10:20 Joes impression of a grouper is fkn spectacular

This guy has experienced so much. Legend

"I wonder if they eat humans" the noises that followed made me LAUGH

This is quite possibly the greatest clip I’ve ever seen on Joe Rogan. I’m definitely telling the story to my wife when she wakes up! Oh my god that poop story was so hilarious.

@geometricart7851

4 жыл бұрын

Probably the most epic one I've heard.

@dallashulse4405

4 жыл бұрын

I think the one with the guy talking about his schizophrenic cousin was awesome

@jestes7

2 жыл бұрын

I haven’t had that good of a laugh for quite some time. Great stuff.

@Sohelanthropus

2 жыл бұрын

You kinda sound like a simp bro... I'm worried about your relationship with your wife

Guys… we’ve finally found the “Astronaut in the ocean eh”