Joe should get Jeremy Wade from River Monsters on the show !

@willreichl4159

4 жыл бұрын

YES

@slavicdude8731

4 жыл бұрын

Yaaaaas

@haveldubs

4 жыл бұрын

Holy fuck pleaseee. I loved watching river monsters.

@roboorb8477

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck yes

@Justin-pu8rf

4 жыл бұрын

bruh yes

Does it bug anyone else that they don’t stream Jamie’s computer the entire time they are reacting to something?

@bobgagit7981

4 жыл бұрын

Yes it bugs me too

@nicksund1469

4 жыл бұрын

It’s probably for copyright shit, youtube is so touchy about third party websites/videos

@nicksund1469

4 жыл бұрын

Forrest Mcgee we covered that, thanks for the input tho

@Burgerklauer

4 жыл бұрын

It might be due to copyright infringement

@johncamp7679

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but like someone already said, it gets his video pulled for copyright. I watch another guy and he was walking down the street Had to run by because there was music playing, he didn’t want to get his video in trouble with KZread.

I have been a professional oilfield diver since the mid 70's and I have seen some things. I have also heard some bizzar stories... the ocean holds many surprises for us.

@iameternalsunshine

2 жыл бұрын

what have you seen? :0

@Berkcam

2 жыл бұрын

@@iameternalsunshine a completely snow white dolphin A large manta ray bitten in half by a hammerhead shark. North Atlantic waves that dwarf an aircraft carrier.

@NotOnDrugs

2 жыл бұрын

@@Berkcam can confirm on the waves. Been a commercial scalloper for 12 years now. You realize how small you are when you look out off the stern and see a 30+' coming at you. Gotta love those long rolling waves though, they make for the best sleep

@fybdrilltime3166

2 жыл бұрын

@@Berkcam amazing man I love that’s their is a whole life out there we don’t even know about or think about

@ninjaswordtothehead

2 жыл бұрын

@@Berkcam That went from neat, to horrifying, to 'I'm never getting on a boat again'.

Remember when Nat Geo used to actually be educational and instead of dumb reality shows, they had actual nature docs?

@fredbaumann3360

Жыл бұрын

Yeah! And free state-of-the-art maps in three to five issues each year! Good times...

@86GT11

Жыл бұрын

Yes, and when MTV used to air nothing but actual music videos all day and night long.

@richardtherichard26

Жыл бұрын

No. No one watched it back then. Whether you like it or not Sasquatch hunters get WAY more viewers than actual science 😕

Oil rig manager: Go adjust that camera Worker: Ok Oil rig manager one hour later: Where you goin? Worker: I quit

@stiimuli

4 жыл бұрын

"You're gonna need a bigger rig O_O"

@flux_time

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah im taking the helicopter fuck the boat

@kelkahn9437

4 жыл бұрын

Y'all are hilarious lol

@ramtrucks721

4 жыл бұрын

Gee. Ur an idiot, not a comedian

@StradaleF430

4 жыл бұрын

@@ramtrucks721 "Gee. Ur an idiot, not a comedian" - 2020 Scholar of the Year Award Recipient

The creatures of the deep ocean are absolute nightmare fuel.

@daevid21

4 жыл бұрын

Kevin Hibbard it’s also like pitch black like probably the darkest of dark lol

@kevinhibbard320

4 жыл бұрын

@@daevid21 that just compounds it.

@whiskeyandcigarettes2785

4 жыл бұрын

No sunlight penetrates that deep. It would look like you were floating in nothing. Your eyes wouldn't be able to adjust because there is absolutely no light down there

@Lospollos24

4 жыл бұрын

Divex wouldn’t have a chance to go that deep you’d drown

@TheFreshPeddler

4 жыл бұрын

Try Subnautica.

I'm 12 seconds in and Joe reminded me of the good old days of Discovery channel and TLC when it was actually educational and not BS reality shows

@Unavailable669

3 ай бұрын

It's been terrible for multiple decades.

"there's a buddy of mine who's a giant squid..."

@Finn.McGuinness

3 жыл бұрын

What does your pfp mean

@tommythecat4961

3 жыл бұрын

@@Finn.McGuinness does pfp stand for profile picture? Because if it does it's strange when you think about it, no word begins with f... Anyway, it's a mixture between the star of David and the anarchist symbol, it's used mostly by anarchist Jews or Israelis. Personally I think it looks cool. No need to ask you what your pfp is, I'm a big fan of Monsters Inc! Stay safe my friend

Joe is the kind of guy that shows you a video, and then starts asking you questions about it.

@Hughesburner

4 жыл бұрын

He reminds me of the dude that you work with at any job that talks to you non stop about random stuff while working if he can and especially in the break area/room. You want to avoid him but at the same he talks about so many random things you kind of want to see what he says next.

@parkerjeans5777

4 жыл бұрын

@@Hughesburner that guy makes the day go by faster and he's amazing 😂

@oparei8725

4 жыл бұрын

And if you are wrong he looks it up and scolds you.

@Mom-yg1rt

4 жыл бұрын

lamename some days they make the day fly by, other days listening to them is just painful

@daytona4734

4 жыл бұрын

😂

Joe rogan is the uncle who spends too much time on the internet😂

@THEHamBot1

4 жыл бұрын

Except he's not a right winger who would believe everything. He just believes like 85% of stuff.

@Kyle17206

4 жыл бұрын

@@THEHamBot1 damn someone's salty their impeachment isn't working out for them 😂😂😂

@HaplessOne

4 жыл бұрын

@@THEHamBot1 the right side and left side both have extremists. Let's get rid of this whole "only the right side is wrong" and vice versa. Extremists are all idiots who can't think for themselves.

@sanesc2543

4 жыл бұрын

TragicBlessings thank you

@THEHamBot1

4 жыл бұрын

@@Kyle17206 I'm not a Democrat. How moronic do you have to be in order to think I am on ANY side of the impeachment debate solely off my one comment?

I hope Joe gets more people like him on the podcast, those are the most fun to watch episodes.

Joe is so open minded and wears his emotions on his sleeve which is great

@teresahardy5895

2 жыл бұрын

And he looks like he smells good

@markmcelroy1872

2 жыл бұрын

He's not afraid of looking stupid. He just likes to learn.

7000ft deep camera: can see squid in perfect detail with 0 light Supermarket CCTV: has anybody seen this man -_-

@jordanlewis4308

4 жыл бұрын

“You get what you pay for.”

@jimbobaggans1564

3 жыл бұрын

7000 ft.is really deep. There are far deeper places in the ocean but that's pretty deep. I have dove to 150 ft and that was as deep as I care to go.

@StarShadow9009

3 жыл бұрын

It's a matter of storage space. We had a cctv camera and we had to erase all footage more than 2 months old with crap quality. Could be a similar problem you know.

@jordanlewis4308

3 жыл бұрын

Gautham StarShadow again, you get what you pay for. You could buy an NVR (recording device) with many many Terabytes of storage space. You can then record multiple (usually as many as 32 per NVR) high-definition cameras, and offload the stored videos onto external hard drives. The cctv you worked with was Cheapo garbage, as are most security camera systems

@eitkoml

3 жыл бұрын

That underwater camera is also far more expensive than the blurry supermarket camera.

Joe: “what’re those.. legs? What do you call those things?” Forrest: “Tentacles..” Joe: “Yeah, those legs are so long. Whoaaaa.”

@TheSuperCoolMan122

4 жыл бұрын

Joe “I smoke a lot of weed” Rogan

@Cavsfan02

4 жыл бұрын

Onfroi found the square

@team3gaming749

4 жыл бұрын

Joystick Junky Lmao 😂😂😂

@narekhart9862

4 жыл бұрын

He gets forrests attention by asking a dumb sounding question Then he gets him to ACTUALLY LOOK at what clearly looks like legs instead of trying to teach joe the word tentacles... Jokes on all of you lol

@delonjones5979

4 жыл бұрын

Ocean: Tentacles* #lameass "Forest" 🤦🏿‍♂️😂😂😂😂

swear there should be way more folks chatting more an more about these topics like its general discussions good work

All I wanted was to see the giant squid 😆

@Nobody-cw4wm

Жыл бұрын

…you mean the er, 100 feet one? 😂

@JesiAsh

Жыл бұрын

What if this was just some lost kid of some angry Kaiju

@random3263827

Жыл бұрын

That's not a squid, somebody got a video of chthulu man.😱

Is it just me or is Joe looking more and more like Shrek

@fbsg1923

4 жыл бұрын

Just you stop smoking crack

@Tristan-jt3id

4 жыл бұрын

Its just you

@lp4969

4 жыл бұрын

It's not just you lol

@BM-is5ei

4 жыл бұрын

Is it me or is he getting dumber and dumber.

@jerrybrown6460

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, if Shrek did DMT

The more I watch Joe Rogan, the more I realize how much weed he actually smokes.

@patmaloney5735

4 жыл бұрын

Literally. He was talking so much half shit on this clip.

@zwazas

4 жыл бұрын

yeah but in the way that you get fascinated about almost everything and u pickup like random facts (and some false ones ofcourse)

@depressionslayer

4 жыл бұрын

@@patmaloney5735 a hundred foot jelly creature

@adamthomas7542

4 жыл бұрын

Watch and learn brother

@zyncra3965

3 жыл бұрын

@A B naw he smokes a lot

My biggest fear is being stuck in the middle of ocean or lake just me floating in the middle of nowhere with no boat or anything.

@quintontew2566

3 жыл бұрын

Even in a raft. Ocean is scary

@cue1806

3 жыл бұрын

And havin one of those tentacles wrap round ya neck. 😳

@user-pt8fg8ix1c

3 жыл бұрын

Add a starving great whiteshark to that

@Easymoneysniper5

3 жыл бұрын

@@quintontew2566 I’d prefer the raft but still. The ocean is terrifying. Imagine being stuck in the deep sea in a submarine that lost power.

@KelpyG.

3 жыл бұрын

You have opposable thumbs the best trait on land vs fins the best trait for water. Show them whats better

Squid: Joe: This reminds me of my last DMT trip

Meanwhile in a parallel universe, A joe rogan octopus is having an interview in the ocean internet talking about how weird the surface is Lol

@user-tz8ze3tp7m

4 жыл бұрын

Thats some Rick and Morty shit haha

@willhall796

4 жыл бұрын

“I MEAN JUST LOOK AT THAT WEIRD ALIEN MONKEY THING! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING!”

@Miimu5210

3 жыл бұрын

"Have you ever tried seaweed DMT?"

@CasperFiles1969

3 жыл бұрын

@Whitehoof Or platypus, I mean what the f is that thing?

@podunkcitizen2562

3 жыл бұрын

Octopus. "So get this, there's this weird, freaky like dude on dry land, I think his name is Joe Rogan or some shit. Jimmy, do you got a picture? He sticks these weeds in his mouth, then lights them on fire! Is that some freaky shit, or what?"

Giant Squid, "Joe Rogan, such a strange-strange human."

@mason3vze740

4 жыл бұрын

Hey now your an all star get your game on get paid

@21StaticXXSaint13

4 жыл бұрын

"If you were walking around on land and saw him, you would shit your pants"

@vinniehill4

4 жыл бұрын

I mean he literally says strange animal. Nice try there edgy eric.

@nxxonee

4 жыл бұрын

“What would you call those dangling from it?” Tentacles joe. Tentacles😂

@sam-cs7ne

4 жыл бұрын

Vinnie hill ikr lol wtf

About 10 years ago was working for an oil company in the GoM. We captured video of an eel like animal that was really strange. The head looked like it had a duck bill on it and the body had transparent sections to it. The animal was about 10 feet in length. I submitted video to LSU and the people there had never seen anything like it. This was in about 3100 feet of water.

@roisin33

2 жыл бұрын

Ever find out what it was?

@Tableaux15

2 жыл бұрын

@@roisin33 No.

@DeviIGundam

2 жыл бұрын

@Abrar hahahaha

@thequixoticangler3364

2 жыл бұрын

That sounds like an oarfish.

@donlebo6824

2 жыл бұрын

@Abrar No, a Shrillary fish.

I love how he keeps saying "they're made out of jelly" like I keep imagining this giant kraken made of Smucker's floating about in the ocean depths.

The Magnapinna squid. It's not so scary when it's actually swimming, just when it's t-posing

@TexasHollowEarth

4 жыл бұрын

Looks alot like the organic exo-suits of the aliens from the old Independence Day movie.

@ispilloil

4 жыл бұрын

@@TexasHollowEarth yeah, it kinda does lol

@mw5213

4 жыл бұрын

Rusty Shackleford damn you’re right

@InTheLifeOfAnArtist

4 жыл бұрын

T-hosing

@accradata

4 жыл бұрын

T-girls have tentacles

Joe: "the legs were 100 feet long, bro!" Website: "...total size up to 26 feet..." Joe: "or more, or more..."

@1Flyingfist

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@lamolambda8349

4 жыл бұрын

Vulnerable ego

@chrisarbour

4 жыл бұрын

To be fair in that picture it does look alot bigger than 26 feet lol.

@axkevin

4 жыл бұрын

MickHornbak hahaha sums up Joe

@MrCalrichy

4 жыл бұрын

Lol to be fair he did question himself as soon as he said it.

A friend of mine was a helicopter repairman on an Aircraft Carrier in the 70's and told me that a nuclear sub that was in their fleet on an exercise came up from the depths reporting an engagement with a sea creature that left visible suction marks around the hull of the sub that were visible on its deck. The marks were in a 3 pattern triangulated configuration similar to Octopus and each suction cup mark was the size of a 55 gallon barrels diameter. Imagine that and then the size of the tentacles that would have room for that pattern to fit and then the creature they were connected to.

@speedskater1947

2 жыл бұрын

@@hazard3483 You would have to ask him and I haven't seen him for 50 years. Even as a serious skeptic one would not come up with an alternate potential so ludicrous.

@johnjames5712

Жыл бұрын

There is a story of a German U-boat U-28 that was stranded and got captured off the Irish coast in ww2 by a British navy ship. The men on the U boat were frantic to get on board the Brits ship and to safety and when the Caption of the U boat and many of the crew were interrogated they said the uboat had been attacked by some large squid or octums and it did physically damage the boat leaving them unable to dive and it even ripped off there deck gun and the handrails were all mangled as well.

@stevenha5344

Жыл бұрын

Suction marks on a metal hull? Maybe they ran into something else cause no way a giant squid would be able to do that

@neonice6137

Жыл бұрын

Your friend was exaggerating (as everyone does so who cares ) it was a cookie cutter shark only thing I can’t think of remotely capable of doing that considering there are stories of subs coming up with them still connected

@lefthandlee

11 ай бұрын

BOLLOCKS

“It’s a 100 feet! It’s huge!” “Is it that big? Am I making that up?” 🤣😂🤣

@Romulan2469

5 күн бұрын

The fact checkers would be working overtime on this podcast. 😂

Joe is so sweet when he talks about creatures. He’s like a big kid.

@robertwilson3866

4 жыл бұрын

Then he goes and shoots them.

@TooEagerr

4 жыл бұрын

@@robertwilson3866 yeah he just goes and shoots fucking giant squids and krakens

@MilitantMountaineer

4 жыл бұрын

Not a thing wrong with humans hunting for food!

@robertwilson3866

4 жыл бұрын

@Chris Jones Why is it bad when animals kill humans then? That's just nature doing it's thing too. But if my dog eats your kid, I know my dog will be getting shot for reconnecting with it's primal nature.

@robertwilson3866

4 жыл бұрын

@Chris Jones That sounds fair enough. inferior beings should always be made to suffer for their weakness. 100 million animals were shot dead in US last year. The way I see it - we can grow more. This is shocking : 39,000 people in the US were hunted and killed with guns last year. But why are hunters able to kill more people in one year than terrorists have managed in 100 years??

Imagine being in a 30' boat, crossing the ocean, and a 100' colossal squid shows up on the surface. Even a 30' oar fish, or a blue whale. Those encounters are the basis of the legendary sea monsters

@NWBwana

4 жыл бұрын

@Picolas Cage I would stand still and not make a peep........anything that can eat me most obviously follow Trex rules.

@WaspMedia3D

4 жыл бұрын

@Picolas Cage National Geographic claims a documented 59 ft one. Scientists generally accept that they can grow much larger though, based on sucker ring scar size found on sperm whale skin. Humboltd squid are a better "sea monster" even. They are much smaller (maybe 6-10ft at most), but they hunt in packs of up to 200 individuals, can swim 20km/h, glow bright red when agitated (actually glow - luminescence), hunt near the surface at night, and if you fall off your boat they will grab you and drag you down to the depths ... and maybe eat you after you die .. .who knows. Scary tho ... especially if you are fishing at night in a small boat ...

@NWBwana

4 жыл бұрын

@@WaspMedia3D fucking glow in the dark velociraptors of the sea!!!!

@PreciousMetalinvest

4 жыл бұрын

Dusty Roads - space nearly goes in forever ? Imagine the monsters in oceans in other plants

@spawnkeeper999

4 жыл бұрын

Finally someone with common sense!

My brother built a home & retired in Baja Sur, Mexico right on the shore of the Sea of Cortez. I spent a few months there every year. In Santa Rosalia north of Mulege there was a fleet of squid boats. During the Humbolt Squid run many of the local were employed by the fleet as deck hands. Every season at least a couple of guys would fall overboard. The boats didn't even attempt rescue because there was not enough left of the poor flucker after only a minute or two. Once while I was there they did bring in a shoe with the deck hands foot still in it. Humbolt Squid can grow to be the size of a man. When a hundred of these suckers attack at the same time, ya might as well throw yourself into a meat grinder.

@marciahansen9694

2 жыл бұрын

Awesome story! Thanks!

"reality is often more frightening than fiction" - somebody probably at one point

What's even more crazy Jellyfish are immortal and glow.

@mr.meaner4710

4 жыл бұрын

Not immortal. They can only be killed. Very similar tho.

@kreyzgr5167

4 жыл бұрын

581k subs and only 5 likes? This one will probably blow up.

@STONEDay

4 жыл бұрын

Removes a jellyfish from the sea. *moral kombat voice* FAaaaaa-TAaaa-Lity!

@Ryan-vi5mz

4 жыл бұрын

Verrückter Leon it was posted 4 days ago on a video from 7 months ago

@simondoutre6225

4 жыл бұрын

They're stupid as fuk though always washed up on beach dying. So not really

Joe “ It’s 100 feet. Wait how big is it” Rogan

@onealdavis8267

4 жыл бұрын

“Am i making that up?”

@swerks197

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@swerks197

4 жыл бұрын

Funny asf

@Dell-ol6hb

4 жыл бұрын

Bruce Jenner no a bit longer than that 1m is 3.33 feet, so roughly 40ft

@Dell-ol6hb

4 жыл бұрын

Bruce Jenner no dude I was agreeing with you lol sorry if I made it seem like I was saying 40ft is 100ft

Joe is just like everyone who watches his show this is the exact type of stuff I would ask this guy if I got to hang out with him just to know what an expert thinks if it’s the same thing I think it’s so cool

So since they are jelly, imagine there were some A LOT bigger than giant squid and we'll never know cause they don't fossilize.

Joe “im never getting glasses” Rogan

@mr.makedonija2627

4 жыл бұрын

@@PlzPr3sspl4y stop hating

@mr.makedonija2627

4 жыл бұрын

@@PlzPr3sspl4y i do. Lol

@benwilkins7837

4 жыл бұрын

Really beyond a joke at this point. Seriously Joe, get some glasses, your squinting so hard I'm getting a headache.

Joe: "Am I making that up?" *looks at jamie*

@zensempai7371

4 жыл бұрын

I'm fücked up Jamie too scared to reply , in case Joe puts him In the choke coffin at the bottom of the bayou again ....

The worst fact is that every of those squids that humans caught we're not even adults, just some weeks old, so imagine how big an adult is, the longer it is the weirder it looks, we don't even know how they mate so we basically could only believe this mystery will be soon found after some decades considering most of them live 1900m under the water...

truly the best guest that’s ever been on jre

I call it "Oil Rig Squid"

@edledskal9147

4 жыл бұрын

The Squid calls it Daddy.

@smont4335

4 жыл бұрын

Flying spaghetti monster

@k0oLwHiP

4 жыл бұрын

New update on Rust

@guerrerojeancarlo

4 жыл бұрын

@@smont4335 *swimming spaghetti monster

@marketinganddesignessentia6500

4 жыл бұрын

Forgot the Joe at the front and Rogan at the end to complete the joke lol

Jamie casually pulling up the the size scale of Sauron

@mindrealminsights6517

4 жыл бұрын

UndeadFangtooth haha I wondered what that 3000ft building was

@jamofbob715

4 жыл бұрын

Barad Dur, Sauron is they guy who lives on top of it

@mattias2576

4 жыл бұрын

UndeadFangtooth yeah i was like, eait is that fucking barad dur???

@metalworker87

4 жыл бұрын

😂

You’re preaching the choir 😅 and Joe’s like wtf

joe, I look at the documentaries as I did when I was young it's something to take your mind off whatever out in that world at the moment and it really worked cuz sure still fascinates people

“we just don’t have the fossil evidence because they’re all made out of jelly” lol

@roems6396

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, he’s right. It’s incredibly rare for a fossil to form. It must be under very precise conditions. And he said how it wasn’t an actual fossil of the cups, but fossilized imprint in soil.

@letrface_8596

4 жыл бұрын

Peter Close man I read that as he said it haha whuhhhhhhh 🧐

@lyrengutierrez9136

4 жыл бұрын

Letter One legit me too

Joel Roggnan: "whoaaa!! damn! holy shit! wow! look at that thing! how does it DO that?! what the hell?!" Editor: *never cuts to Jamie's computer* Audience: (ง’̀-‘́)ง

@999a0s

4 жыл бұрын

Ritch Joey Rogaine*

@TheMcal9909

4 жыл бұрын

Jamie is the editor though.

@Codoft

4 жыл бұрын

Joel Roanoke

@idisrxspect6584

4 жыл бұрын

Joe Rogan*

@Codoft

4 жыл бұрын

Roadhouse Joan Roman

This dude Galanty has such a friendly face lol. He looks so kind and just really excited about animals lol

Imagine being a squid and have joe call you a weird weird animal 🤣

Imagine if a Japanese spider crab fell from your ceiling onto your chest while you were lying down

@youcanquoteme2

4 жыл бұрын

Borsalino Kizaru that made me laugh really hard for some reason

@saerudayo

4 жыл бұрын

I’d probably shit my pants but I can clean them out while I get the crab boil going

@BrekkaJones24

4 жыл бұрын

No

@Blackowl44

4 жыл бұрын

I’d be happy that’s a free meal

@bean7039

4 жыл бұрын

During a fap session

Joe “let’s film ourselves reacting to off screen monitors” Rogan

@bill2953

4 жыл бұрын

And whatever we don't don't use the term life forms.

@masterduda013

4 жыл бұрын

There's something called copyrights, cant show everything or his shit will get pulled

@masterduda013

4 жыл бұрын

Because it's his show lol, and they are seeing it. We can't because of copyright laws. It is what it is

@JohnSmith-im8qt

4 жыл бұрын

@@georgehenry76 true, that must be why no one listens... Oh wait.

@georgehenry76

4 жыл бұрын

John Smith bro....I was making a joke. Most people can recognize that.

I watched a nature documentary and apparently all the individual creatures they found re the alien octopus have all so far been what the scentists class as juevenile. So imagine how huge the adult parents will be.

In medieval days and afterwords, they drew sea monsters based off stories from the sailors. These sea monsters undoubtedly attacked ships and even sank some of them. I could see a giant squid grappling a ship and using its beak to gnaw through wooden planks.

Bruh has anyone else noticed the Joey Diaz on the tree every intro

@POLANIMANN

4 жыл бұрын

Never noticed that 😂

@shannoncarlton9227

4 жыл бұрын

Brooooo

@imaginti259

4 жыл бұрын

Holy shit wtf how have i never seen that

@davidec.4021

4 жыл бұрын

OH SHITTTTTT

@blunt0matic

4 жыл бұрын

No! I'm going back to look lol good eyes

Joe “such a strange, strange animal” Rogan

@NavaDownSouth

4 жыл бұрын

Eamon Shields 100 foot tentacles 🦑 rogan

@legionman2441

4 жыл бұрын

@eamon This shit's getting old.

@S0DAo

4 жыл бұрын

What even is this joke ? Couldn’t be less funny and it’s literally on every single video. Just something hes said in the video in between his first and last name, stupidest shit ever

@seanlanier5077

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahhaaha

@hashtastic3537

4 жыл бұрын

I read this AS he said it... My head's all fucked up.

The Galante guy gets most of the general information he mentions right, but every so often, he misses like at 7:35 in the video. The squid & octopus won't be waving their arms around b/c they can't lift their arms vertically out of the water like we can since they lack a structure of cartilage or bone to do so. They can advance their arms by rolling them along like tank treads though and up surfaces with the suction.

“There’s always a bigger fish” -Master Qui-Gon Jinn.

*How to laugh without emotion* 3:04

@ServingUpSarcasm

4 жыл бұрын

lol that was pretty funny man

@mimsc2914

4 жыл бұрын

Haha

@marc9709

4 жыл бұрын

This tickled me

@cristalbaltazar8669

4 жыл бұрын

Joe was like wtf is that laugh 😂😂

@jkephart4624

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

"What are you?" "I'm you on too much DMT" -Squid to Joe

imagine your just a squid chillin in the depths of the ocean, but then you see a floating box and now evolved apes are calling you a massive freak

No one will probably see this, but anybody notice at 2:22 Forrest eyes roll back in his head. It was really weird. I love when he’s on, he’s so cool.

3:21 ... you're welcome

@BananaRadiation

4 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah yeah

the aliens we worry about invading from space are actually just evolving in our oceans; patiently waiting for their time.

@justinguerrero8941

4 жыл бұрын

That’s some sci-fi shit my guy

@karakas9905

4 жыл бұрын

That’s why we are so eager to colonise Mars.

@andrewyuuuuts

4 жыл бұрын

Jake Riffle are you one of them

@xdmobb17x17

4 жыл бұрын

Evolution is a scam

@BarcelonaBlitzer

4 жыл бұрын

Freaky man

Lmao I love Joe Rogan “Jaime pull up crazy alien squid thing”

“That’s a lot of calamari” “yea it is”. “Calamari is good”.. omg I was dying

Jamie got caught looking at how big the Sauron’s tower is

@adam12671

4 жыл бұрын

AHOLEtv that’s funny as shit. He was zooming past all the squid shit 😂😂

@jessclark2082

4 жыл бұрын

came here to say this lol, so that's what Jamie does at work all day lol

@JackieHotGirl

4 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@platinumbrick6

4 жыл бұрын

@@JackieHotGirl you cant just watch the video 😂🤦🏽‍♂️

@jessclark2082

4 жыл бұрын

@@JackieHotGirl 6:40

TRUMP2020

@bmd8847

4 жыл бұрын

Hunter I would probably stroke out under the water

@lbatlas2

4 жыл бұрын

You and I think alike lol!!!

@johnstamos2

4 жыл бұрын

Open water is my biggest fear and it’s for this exact reason. You have no idea what’s around you and whatever is around you, is way more equipped to be in there than you. I think it was Bill Burr who equated going into the ocean to walking into the Amazon rainforest with a bag on your head to obscure your vision and that’s exactly how I view the ocean.

@angryducklinginstitution76

4 жыл бұрын

👾😱

@lbatlas2

4 жыл бұрын

@@johnstamos2 Amen to that brother, great minds think alike!

I’ve worked this rig. It’s a Shell rig with H&P as the drilling/completion company

“Hey Jamie pull up that ‘Alien Squid Discovered Near Oil Rig” lmfao Joe is so funny

Joe *looking at one of the rarest animals on earth, possibly a alien from another planet* Also Joe: *CaLaMaRi iS gOOd*

@TheB0sss

4 жыл бұрын

"possibly an alien from another planet" Most definitely not, been watching conspiracy videos huh?

@sivrahc

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheB0sss it was a joke

@rileyward674

4 жыл бұрын

Pr0style wow, so intelligent and prestigious, well done

@anarkisskywalker7990

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheB0sss dummies are the best when they think they being smart...

6:35 the scientist that made that figure is badass comparing the pyramids, the Eiffel tower, and then Sauron's tower lol.

@willmosse3684

4 жыл бұрын

Raaa - I never realised how big Sauron’s tower was!

literally looks like an old god

This is so fascinating, have more of these chit chats…❤️

Tiny alien life forms got attached to space shuttles and were scattered into the ocean when the shuttle came back down. Thus “THE SQUID” *X-files theme song plays*

@updod88

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck you you fuck

@negativeindustrial

4 жыл бұрын

Up Dod You’re really very bad at this.

It looks like joe Rogan has no other job than watching KZread videos And we are jobless enough to watch him watch them

@juicynugget

4 жыл бұрын

It's like little kids watching other little kids play with toys on KZread 😂

@garystinten9339

4 жыл бұрын

Would love to see a parody channel

@afrog2666

4 жыл бұрын

Dude`s busy AF bro

@adorablecheetah2930

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahahaha I wish could be friends with you

@jacobtracc2862

4 жыл бұрын

This aged well....

“Jamie pull up crazy alien looking squid” classic Joe

This guy is probably my second favorite guest of all time

The reason squids look like aliens is because Lovecraft feared the ocean. He almost always depicted his aliens after aquatic creatures. Lovecraft was the originator of cosmic horror so he had influenced the genre deeply.

@dennisbakker5262

2 жыл бұрын

And he was copyrighting from others. Lovecraft is a true fake

@uhaaid3563

2 жыл бұрын

@@dennisbakker5262 If it makes you feel better, the man died in obscurity deeply unhappy.

@angelmoreno7843

Жыл бұрын

@@dennisbakker5262 thanks for the useless fact

@trevorclinton5692

Жыл бұрын

i wonder what his cats name is.

@fredbaumann3360

Жыл бұрын

@@uhaaid3563 If it makes you "feel better" that anyone except Hitler, Mao or Stalin "died in obscurity deeply unhappy," seek professional help!

6:45 jamie shows Sauron’s tower compared to real life structures

@requestcontainsinvalidargu185

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao. How did I miss that. So random.

@cataclisma3846

3 жыл бұрын

lmao Jamie was probably just browsing and streamed his screen

@michaelmathews4103

3 жыл бұрын

Lol to be fair it did look like a giant sea creature comparison, but once he zoomed in and saw saurons tower he was just like OOpS

@starwarsstuff8098

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo

@MFCimmerian

3 жыл бұрын

Goat

I used to love wildlife documentaries and never missed them-especially the David Attenborough ones but there was always the message that the creatures shown were in mortal danger because of habitat destruction and pollution, etc. and I found them immensely depressing. I can't watch them at all now which is sad but I did become a Vegetarian and do contribute to wildlife preservation bodies whenever I can.

Joe: @0:45 "Woah this is strange. Such a strange strange animal..." Squid looking at diver: "Woah this is strange. Such a strange strange animal..."

Google needs a "Joe Rogan search history engine" for everyone to try and see what he was oggling

@shyarusu7755

4 жыл бұрын

Yo please though. Never be bored again

@jamoyky1

4 жыл бұрын

oggling

@ZageDefault

4 жыл бұрын

jamoygali oggling

@chrisdelagarza8048

4 жыл бұрын

@Private Person THATS IS A BILLION DOLLAR 💵 IDEA 💡 Rooggle

@dimfuturefilms9070

4 жыл бұрын

How to convince a guest to do DMT

I love when Joe get in his "when a 16 year gets high for the first time and everything in the world is amazing" bag

@ichoozjc

4 жыл бұрын

Tyson weed

@avthateck

4 жыл бұрын

The Shire Crier - underrated comment.

Ngl bro the deep seas and oceans scare the living shit out of me

Even if i had Superman powers. I will never dive to the bottom of the ocean.

@frederickdahl2780

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, can you imagine swimming to the depths an thinking, "Oh shit," and seeing a weird green glow.

@frederickdahl2780

3 жыл бұрын

Kryptonite.

nobody: asian people: i would eat that

@donjuanpasion8607

4 жыл бұрын

Or let's make porn out of it

@CaptainSeaDog_

4 жыл бұрын

Squid does taste good

@ubcroel4022

4 жыл бұрын

@The Khool Guy yes and yes

@specialopp333

4 жыл бұрын

Yall niggas racist 😹

@EM92401

4 жыл бұрын

Good on em🤣 squid taste good asf they put the world on to weird sea food shit

"go to that alien squid discovered near oil rig"

Joe is always so introspective when he is stoned and he is stoned constantly

0:32 Ha! You should see cuttlefish... their wacky as hell (and quite cool, cute, occasionally pretty creepy and intelligent)

That looks like my grandma

@woof7046

4 жыл бұрын

Plague Bearer LMAOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂

@woof7046

4 жыл бұрын

Deuce thumbs down it’s funny

@in-n-outburger2729

4 жыл бұрын

Deuce Deus Vult

@stonecold6521

4 жыл бұрын

So that's why I'm hard.

@TheAlienGangster

4 жыл бұрын

Then what do your parents (and you) look like?

nobody: Japansese people: LeT's MaKe PoRn OuT oF iT

@sourpuss5951

4 жыл бұрын

This never would've happened if the westerners just let them draw regular uncensored dicks 😂

@AJDaniels5298

4 жыл бұрын

Rule 34.

@6oLsh0i6o0z3

3 жыл бұрын

Look what you've done 'Merica.

@heyryanisonx3141

3 жыл бұрын

🤪

@ibtgb2

3 жыл бұрын

It’s called “hentai” and it’s art...

I just love seeing close ups of Joes face go "oooohhhh ! wwoooowwww!"

Over the centuries there were stories about huge squids and octopus in the ocean where the tentacles were larger than their ships.

People should create a NASA for the ocean

@Alimhabidi

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@russellmcgurn4217

3 жыл бұрын

Yep. We don’t even know everything about the Oceans on our own planet but we spend trillions to go into space.

@dc6288

3 жыл бұрын

Sea Force!

@stylebender1818

3 жыл бұрын

@@dc6288 never came across them TBH . You don't hear much about them at all .cheers though ✌

@shaundramann9161

3 жыл бұрын

Sea Quest

"is the ocean a richer source of biodiversity than Earth" - Stoned Cold Joe Rogan

@ssheeessh

4 жыл бұрын

I read this as he happened to say all that. You were too easy on him lol

"Pull up... Crazy Looking alien squid" was the most underrated line 💯

I’ll have whatever God was smoking when he created enormous sea critters please.

@nonimus2030

3 жыл бұрын

I think you've smoked enough

@nonimus2030

3 жыл бұрын

@Fu Payme talk about bringing a nuke to a fist fight .

@vearsan

3 жыл бұрын

Good didn't, Nature did

Damnit Ozymandias

@lordsirtony

4 жыл бұрын

Joe get Cthulhu on the podcast!

@PhilthCollinz

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

“Yeah, all these creatures washed up on shore after the tsunami.” “No they didn’t.” “Oh, it was BS.” Never mind.

@WoundedViking

4 жыл бұрын

thissss

@JacoblBroughton

4 жыл бұрын

yeahhhh

@Team_Killer_NZ

4 жыл бұрын

It was 100 ft long

@halo091

4 жыл бұрын

Sorry for party rockinnnnnnn

Drives me nuts when they are watching something and it doesn't show it.

That thing caught off the oil rig is no squid I’m still convinced thats an alien