Funny moments from seasons 1 and 2 "Game of Thrones"
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@TwelveInchWarrior10 жыл бұрын
"You think that's funny??" "NO??" "You don't like the hands joke??" honestly had me crackin up for ages
@HUDSON7
5 жыл бұрын
Timestamp pls
@yerintaem
2 жыл бұрын
0:51
@z.a.y.n-5053
2 жыл бұрын
@@HUDSON7 you need to pay more attention if you didn't catch that funny scene.
@HUDSON7
2 жыл бұрын
@@z.a.y.n-5053 cba mate
@yanni2112
Жыл бұрын
Didn't he play Fred Flintstone?
@victorm1528 жыл бұрын
Looking at the season 1 clips, it's incredible how young everybody was
@huntersimpson2493
5 жыл бұрын
Victor M Yeah. They looked quite different in the 1st season. Later seasons had them changing appearances and personalities.
@mastadonking3816
3 жыл бұрын
Yup. Eight or so years will do that to a person.
@littlemissbadass3036
3 жыл бұрын
And alive...
@psycheevolved1428
3 жыл бұрын
Not really, it's just how time works. Been happening for a long time
@momsmusk1061
3 жыл бұрын
Before they started applying beard makeup to Jon and Bran's nose got huge lol
@Oliveristhebomb10 жыл бұрын
"Born amid salt and smoke. Is he a ham?" RIP Renly
@faisalkamal4319
Жыл бұрын
That was a good roast
@lucastham9328
Жыл бұрын
@@faisalkamal4319 literally
@fred5406
9 ай бұрын
Expensive joke tho
@brettpilkington9539
9 ай бұрын
The red queen could talk some real bollocks
@margaretgarside561710 жыл бұрын
I like Tyrion introducing Bronn to his father. "And this is Bronn, son of-" "You wouldn't know him."
@isiaharellano3789
Жыл бұрын
I wonder what happened to Shagga, son of Dolf 🤣🤣
@margaretgarside5617
Жыл бұрын
@@isiaharellano3789 Didn't Tywin ship them all back to the Vale?
@dead.dummy678
Жыл бұрын
@@margaretgarside5617 Yes, after paying them handsomely
@gherbihicham850610 жыл бұрын
Robert was a funny guy. Instead of giving him The Drunken King nickname they should've called him The Troll King .
@wbruning1
10 жыл бұрын
That name is taken. ;D
@tdasblinda9222
10 жыл бұрын
By Roose Bolton :D
@gherbihicham8506
10 жыл бұрын
Tdas Blinda One prank against Jaime Lannister doesn't get you the nickname though ,but it was an epic one nevertheless
@T0mN7
10 жыл бұрын
Gherbi Hicham When did he prank Jaime?
@Lucy-ng7cw
9 жыл бұрын
Do you mean a prank on lancel??
@SkywalkerFvcksDogs9 жыл бұрын
"born amidst smoke and salt? is he a ham?" haha
@alalmalal
8 жыл бұрын
Maybe he is, and he dies
@alalmalal
8 жыл бұрын
In the slaughterhouse
@acedanger2167
5 жыл бұрын
easily the funniest one in the video
@huntersimpson2493
5 жыл бұрын
ben kenobi I wonder if the Lannisters would have said the same thing if they did parley with Stannis and his armies.
@Hamppariranskis
4 жыл бұрын
Now I'm hungry lmaoo
@J_C_CH9 жыл бұрын
When Tyrion confesses his "crimes" we were all laughing, but when Robyn asks "what happened next?" We all burst out laughing into stitches.
@Mistyeyez2024
Жыл бұрын
SAME!
@ChrundleTGreat
Жыл бұрын
Because we ALL want to know what happened next, lol!!
@jefflemere4609
Жыл бұрын
I think some in that room were laughing, or close to laughing. Props to the boy for asking the question we were thinking.
@metallol5337
11 ай бұрын
It’s been 8 years since you commented and I bet you’d still laugh🔥
@J_C_CH
11 ай бұрын
@@metallol5337 yep
@slytherinkid9 жыл бұрын
"Your meat is bloody tough". Everyone laughs. Robb is being gorgeous as fuck. AND BRAN WAS LIKE, "DAFUQ IS HAPPENING??"
@JayAshBranAudioScripts
9 жыл бұрын
CJ Tamayo So was I. Only a nut laughs at having two less fingers
@Robin-kp1nv
9 жыл бұрын
OptimusProwlGirl That's why you'd be a southerner in Westeros.
@JayAshBranAudioScripts
9 жыл бұрын
Robin MX I beg to differ. Here in Mereen, we do not laugh at having lost two appendages. We laugh as our WHOLE HAND IS TAKEN AS VICTORY IN THE FIGHTING PITS BECOMES OURS!!! lol
@Robin-kp1nv
9 жыл бұрын
OptimusProwlGirl In Mereen you worship worthless ''rulers'' who are naive, drama queens and bitches and who quite frankly deserves to have their heads put on spikes. Just sayin :)
@JayAshBranAudioScripts
9 жыл бұрын
Robin MX I have to give you that. (bows) I go for the fighting pits. And the dragons...and Tyrion. Nothing else! And, okay, maybe the dragons are cool. LOL LOL LOL
@NicholasGeschke9 жыл бұрын
Tyrion: I once brought a jackass and a honey comb into a brothel... Lysa: Silence! Robin: What happened next? Me: Yeah, I'd like to know as well. His stories are more interesting than half the twats here in this scene.
@tobygreen6200
9 жыл бұрын
hahahahhahaaaaaaa
@themanonthewall7029
9 жыл бұрын
best confession ever!
@Gondaldin
9 жыл бұрын
Kwah Wulf Second best. His confession during the trial in the Red Keep was the best one.
@Stalaxian
9 жыл бұрын
***** I'm like why did you silence him at the good part?!
@AzimechTheWise
5 жыл бұрын
Madame: Why are you here with all these things? Tyrion: To drown my sorrows. My lover received three wishes from a genie. The first is that she asked for a home fit for a queen, the genie gave her this honeycomb. Madame: Good heavens. Tyrion: The second wish was that she'd have the greatest ass in all seven kingdoms, so he gave her this damned donkey. Madame: And the third? Tyrion: She asked that my cock hang well past my knees. Madame: Well that one's not so bad, is it? Tyrion: Not so bad? I used to be six foot three! At least I think that's how the joke goes. Heard it with differences like "in the whole world" where I put seven kingdoms and shit.
@AylaPersephone8 жыл бұрын
"What happened next?" Still laughing my ass off at that one.
@eltonvalmagtibay8682
6 жыл бұрын
same here hahaha
@isiaharellano3789
Жыл бұрын
Well tbf the way Tyrion is telling the story, you would want to know too, even if it it's a joke 😂😂😂
@1003JustinLaw2 жыл бұрын
“Go find the breastplate stretcher!” Feels EXACTLY like dads telling their kids to go buy blinker fluids or dash gas lol
@alphanerd2305
2 жыл бұрын
Buddy of mine used to be a chef. He'd always haze the newbies making them go find the left handed smoke shifter.
@robertbusek30
Жыл бұрын
I think that’s a traditional Westeros hazing ritual for squires.
@jedironin380
Жыл бұрын
It wasn't the breast plate that needed stretched. 😆
@BaronVonMott
11 ай бұрын
A Long Stand, a Glass Hammer, a Left-Handed Screwdriver, a Can of Elbow Grease, Tartan Paint... all classics!
@katelynnhawker2584
9 ай бұрын
My husband tried the “left-handed hammer” one on me the first year we were married. I had nothing to say about that, so I just stared at him, and my mother cracked up.
@fernandaazaria479210 жыл бұрын
This is probably not in seasons 1-2 but the funniest moment so far was: Joffrey Baratheon: Hound, tell the Hand that his King has asked him a question. Sandor Clegane: The King has asked you a question. Tyrion Lannister: Sir Lancel, tell the Hound to tell the King that the Hand is extremely busy. Lancel Lannister: The Hand of the King would like me to tell you to tell the King that... Joffrey Baratheon: If I tell the Hound to cut you in half, he'll do it without a second thought. Tyrion Lannister: That would make me the quarter-man. Just doesn't have the same ring to it.
@huntererer
10 жыл бұрын
Cersei: It's all fall onto me. Tyrion: So has Jaime, according to Stannis Baratheon.
@kevinvalke1
9 жыл бұрын
I also laughed at the part when Daenerys screamed: WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS!? I laughed very hard at that xD
@staypunkchannel
6 жыл бұрын
Fernanda Azaria what does the last sentence about the ring mean? I dont understand English is not my best
@liamichellequiroznunez5396
5 жыл бұрын
HAHAHHAH
@mcdonaldthyrniang4300
5 жыл бұрын
Navapol Polsamuk he meant, quater man sounds good but its actually not ,obviously meaning worse than half man which he is
@SkiffySkiffultin10 жыл бұрын
"Born amid salt and smoke? Is he a ham?" LOL
@immortalwombat1706
10 жыл бұрын
Renly was my favorite character shame what happened
@Ishantos
10 жыл бұрын
***** And the way he dressed oh guuuuuuuuurl!!!!
@jshadowhunter10 жыл бұрын
"I made the bald man cry into the turtle stew, which I do believe my sister ate... at least I hope she did." Considering the queens "appetites", that statement would be closer to the truth than liked.
@agentsofsupernatural99215 жыл бұрын
"What happened next?" Robyn is all of us when Tyrion started telling that joke for the 3rd time in the finale 😂
@ng-ht1vx
Жыл бұрын
Oh, it's good.
@Izzy_1107
6 ай бұрын
Naw FOR REAL I wanna know the story
@Sweetp00043310 жыл бұрын
Look at the Stark family *cries* just look at them, all happy and whole :(
@huntersimpson2493
5 жыл бұрын
Sweetp000433 This is all because of this goddamn war that happened between the Targaryens and Lannisters and Baratheons.
@kawaiipanda4013
4 жыл бұрын
Hunter Simpson if only Aegon hadn’t landed in Westeros, or if Ned hadn’t taken the job or left things alone
@antonkirilenko3116
Жыл бұрын
Although, the Stark family now rules the seven kingdoms.
@O.G.H.
Жыл бұрын
@@antonkirilenko3116 True the Starks rule over the North again, yet it still feels bitter and painful. Season 7 and 8 came over us
@annalwhore9 жыл бұрын
At 6:50 when everyone starts laughing, Bran's probably thinking to him self "The fuck is wrong with these people?"
@robertbusek30
Жыл бұрын
A lot of us were right there with him…
@Keyser66610 жыл бұрын
"No Gold! Fuck Off!!" Remains the funniest moment in this whole series.
@billloman3151
10 жыл бұрын
I disagree. "Born amidst salt and smoke? Is he a ham?" Gets my vote at 7:21
@Shagrefels
10 жыл бұрын
You have no sense of humour if you think the "No Gold! Fuck off!!" is the funniest moment in the series
@Keyser666
10 жыл бұрын
***** Not so much the line, more so the delivery.
@AQWorldsJapanga
10 жыл бұрын
Nope. for me it's "Your too fat for your armor".
@mycommentpwnz10 жыл бұрын
I give HBO credit for their amazing ability to find the actors/actresses who seem to have been BORN to represent their counter-parts in Westeros. The whole Lannister family is represented by actors / actresses who couldn't have been more perfect. Well done HBO. I salute you.
@artemesaulkov2010
2 жыл бұрын
Cercei could have been prettier
@mycommentpwnz
2 жыл бұрын
@@artemesaulkov2010 Eh, Royal/Ruling Families usually aren't exceedingly attractive people. (True bloods. People who MARRY INTO the family can be exceedingly attractive.)
@artemesaulkov2010
2 жыл бұрын
@@mycommentpwnz yes but cercei was presented as one of the most attractive people in westeros
@mycommentpwnz
2 жыл бұрын
@@artemesaulkov2010 Good point ;)
@artemesaulkov2010
2 жыл бұрын
@@mycommentpwnz she is a phenomenal actress no doubt. Her acting is immaculate, just a little miscast on the looks in my opinion
@Nacthem10 жыл бұрын
During the Jon Umber scene Bran just looks around like, "You're all insane"
@JayAshBranAudioScripts8 жыл бұрын
"SILENCE!" "What happened next?!" We'll tell you when you're older Robbin.
@maverickmurphy
5 жыл бұрын
Apparently GOT doesn't care much about that..you see them openly swearing around noble children too.
@sebadcabre10 жыл бұрын
The breastplate stretcher part wast just perfect. I laughed so hard at Robert torturing his squire xD
@myriadd6272
10 жыл бұрын
i didn't get the breastplate stretcher bit. can someone please explain?
@avt0529
10 жыл бұрын
myriad d There's no such thing as a breastplate stretcher. Robert was just torturing his squire telling him to go find something that doesn't exist.
@myriadd6272
10 жыл бұрын
oh ok thanx ;)
@AmericanWrathchild
5 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of when I was in the Army and we'd ask a fresh out of boot private to go grab "Chem light fluid" 😂
@maverickmurphy
5 жыл бұрын
That young confused boy had a long journey afterwards
@mrkarki00110 жыл бұрын
Robert Baratheon, oh how I miss you.
@grain2247
5 жыл бұрын
Really? The one who was going to kill a fourteen year old girl, and her unborn son, because he took THEIR throne. The one who didn't punish the mountain for killing Elia, her children, and eventually oberyn.
@notMamdouh
5 жыл бұрын
@@grain2247 Do u know now why he was going to kill her ?
@@maxchur I think he meant it's 10 minutes of funny moments in the whole show and the rest is for killing characters
@AnnieGoober9 жыл бұрын
Bronn: "The little king is backed up. Clogged from balls to brains." Tyrion: "You think dipping his wick will cure what ails him?" Bronn: "There's no cure for being a cunt." *** Varys: "They say Stannis burns his enemies alive to honour the Lord of Light." Tyrion: "Why are all the gods such vicious cunts? Where are the gods of tits and wine?" *** Tyrion: "What did you do to them?!" Podrick: "Lots of things..." Tyrion: "...And they seemed to like these things?" Podrick: "Yes, m'lord." Bronn: "Of course they seemed to like it. They're paid to seem to like it." Tyrion: "Only they weren't paid." Bronn: "What are you saying? These ladies enjoyed him so much they gave him the time for free?" Tyrion: "Is that what your telling us?" Podrick: Tyrion: "Sit down, Podrick. We're going to need details. COPIOUS details." *** Tywin: "You seem rather drunk." Tyrion: "Rather less than I plan to be. Isn't it a man's duty to be drunk at his own wedding?" Tywin: "This isn't about your wedding. Renly Baratheon had a wedding. A wife needs a child; a Lannister child, as soon as possible." Tyrion: "...And?" Tywin: "If you're going to give her one, you need to perform." Tyrion: "What did you once call me? A drunken little lust filled beast." Tywin: "More than once." Tyrion: "There you have it! Nothing to worry about. Drinking... and lust... no man can match me in these things. ...I am the god of tits and wine! ...I shall...build a shrine to myself..."
@NucularRobit
Жыл бұрын
"Where are the gods of wine..." and yet later Tyrion says Bachanalia, which is a reference to Bachus, the God of wine.
@henriknielsen69987 жыл бұрын
I love seeing Bronn smiling during Tyrions confession.
@Marmotus10 жыл бұрын
Realy? None of the moments when Tyrion owns Joffrey and slapps him?
@shgfe3ay
10 жыл бұрын
" I had 1 wondercandy and you ate it" "You can eat sand young man" "Boy, I slap you till Friday.. and its only Wednesday"
@SR-iy4gg
Жыл бұрын
"That was a threat! See the difference?" That scene was funny!
@BlackDiamond2718
7 ай бұрын
@@SR-iy4ggshe did not fight her brother’s battle, you halfwit.
@cameronworgan19869 жыл бұрын
"Born amidst salt and smoke.... Is he a ham?" Hahaha that was great!
@SmugSonOfABitch10 жыл бұрын
God, I miss Robert Baratheon!
@huntersimpson2493
5 жыл бұрын
Destroyer Of Nations At least he’s in Heaven now.
@borisfrlic Жыл бұрын
Delivered perfectly with such depth, emotion and gravity: "When I was twelve, I MILKED MY EEL into a pot of turtle stew... I flogged the one-eyed snake; I skinned my sausage; I MADE THE BALD MAN CRY (*chain noises*) into the turtle stew - which I do believe my sister ate; at least I hope she did."
@hugemusiclover1837
Жыл бұрын
Oh no, I'm only now getting what he was referring to..😂
@bl8k310 жыл бұрын
That guy was awfully calm for someone who lost a couple fingers.
@amxterxsu138
4 жыл бұрын
Greatjon Umber?
@philjoseph3252
2 жыл бұрын
What'd you expect, he's a badass war veteran who sees death and destruction on a day to day basis.
@kitb7624
Жыл бұрын
It could’ve been the shock of it too
@dertyp3463
Жыл бұрын
He'd be awfully dead if he continued where he started
@jedironin380
Жыл бұрын
Well, he realized just how big of a mistake he just made by drawing steel on the King, and realized he'd better shape up right quick or lose even more body parts in rapid succession!
@jorgelimon3289 жыл бұрын
Someone has to make a series of t shirts. One says "I stuffed my uncles boots with goat shit". "I milked my eel. I flogged the one eyed snake. I skinned my sausage. I made the bald manx cry"
@Domee894
9 жыл бұрын
jorge limon And one about farting after death :p
@jorgelimon328
9 жыл бұрын
Of course
@maelofohio6682
8 жыл бұрын
Don't forget, "You're too fat for your Armor."
@SesameR7sh
3 ай бұрын
And every word from Bronn.
@davidmanhart110 жыл бұрын
The best is Tyrions confession. I wish I had had the nerve to do the things he did when he was young.
@scotthadden9816
9 жыл бұрын
David Manhart Tyrion's 'confession' was incredible, but it's the child which makes that whole scene come together. " I once took a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel..." "Silence." "What happenede next?"
@tannerjablowski31923 жыл бұрын
Robert saying “Fat, is it?” always makes me crack up. He sounds like he’s squaring up for a real showdown over this word that describes him to a tee and he knows it
@spartancolonel10 жыл бұрын
And here is one of the reasons why Game of Thrones is such a great show. While it is a straight up drama (probably one of the most emotionally heavy ones of all time) it is not afraid to sprinkle in, funny, lighthearted, and even at times sentimental moments. Thus making those moments all the better considering the other things that happen in this show. It is kind of like how one of the best episodes of Futurama (a straight up comedy) is Jurassic Bark (considered the series's biggest tearjerker).
@ags5696
10 жыл бұрын
The "breast plate stretcher". LOL every time I think of it I crack up.
@joeldufour3714
10 жыл бұрын
Grant Stoutenburg Well, you could technically do it with a whole bunch of time, an anvil, and a ball-peen hammer.
@SkiffySkiffultin
10 жыл бұрын
Joel Dufour I think that would thin the armor and make it weaker.
@vengefulenigma
10 жыл бұрын
the fart jokes tho
@freemandubstep89175 жыл бұрын
“I once brought a jackass and a honey comb into a brothel” SILENCE! “I want to know what happens next!” Me too, young king of the vale, me too.
@frasier9499
Жыл бұрын
King? Robin isn't the king. In order to be the king,you must have the best story and who has a better story than bran the broken
@S.D.323
7 ай бұрын
@@frasier9499 hmmmm I would list everyone who does but then we would be here until winter comes
@laurieadda10 жыл бұрын
Fuck everything, Robb was the only person I wanted to see on the Iron Throne
@doughertyyy
10 жыл бұрын
im still watching the show regardless but yea i did want to see Robb on the iron throne as well so now the only two house i like is house Stark and house Targaryen and at least one guy out of house Lannister just cause hes funny as hell Tyrion Lanistor
@ATravellersVlog
10 жыл бұрын
Robb never wanted the Iron Throne though. He was King in the North. "Why should they rule over me and mine from some flowery seat in the south?!" - Greatjon Umber.
@gary_beniford
10 жыл бұрын
Ephjos Hempstein robb wanted revenge on the lannisters that is why he went south but if he killed the lannisters who else would take the throne stannis had already named stark his enemy and renly was dead so then house stark would rule the realm
@Liquid_Rigel
10 жыл бұрын
***** There's always danaeres to rule the realm, surly she wouldn't mind not having the north
@gary_beniford
10 жыл бұрын
dany cant have kids though. which would start another war.
@vvessel_3 жыл бұрын
It's crazy how simular season 1 is to the first book.
@zagreussy10 жыл бұрын
"What happened next?" LOL
@finnshuman8 жыл бұрын
that Renly quote about the ham is possibly one of my favourite lines of all time
@peaaanuuutz8 жыл бұрын
Born amidst salt and smoke Is he a ham? LOL
@PrinceBains02310 жыл бұрын
Where's the scene where tyrion slaps joffrey? That's pretty funny
@aceclover758
10 жыл бұрын
in the first episode and then during the riot
@PrinceBains023
10 жыл бұрын
i know its in the first episode..what i meant was it should be in this video coz i loved that part
@SPRPhilly
10 жыл бұрын
Prince Bains Terribly sorry lads but it is in fact in the second episode. About 5 minutes in.
@rosakuppelapolye7823
5 жыл бұрын
Joffrey: You cant speak to me like that, I'm a king!!! Tyrion: (slaps Joffrey) And now I just slapped a king, did my hand fall off, did the world end :'DDDDD lmfao
@pryo2460
3 жыл бұрын
That was not funny at all...that was relaxing for us nd badass for tyrion
@johnnobon7 жыл бұрын
You know how in Age of Ultron at the very end, you know Captain America is gonna say "Avengers, assemble" but it cuts to the credit right before he says it? That should also be how the show ends, except with Tyrion's jackass and honeycomb joke. Jon finally defeats the white walkers, Dany unites the kingdoms, there's finally peace in the world, and at the celebration Tyrion gets up to give a speech. At the end of the speech he tells the joke. "I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel..." *roll credits*
@malului2189
7 жыл бұрын
That would easily make this the best TV show of all time
@manjittoor9208
7 жыл бұрын
John O After all the drama, that would be nice.
@DodgyDan4
3 жыл бұрын
This ACTUALLY happened........ Except the ending was infinitely worse than anybody could have imagined :(
@DodgyDan4
3 жыл бұрын
@Kyel ! I'm happy for you that you enjoyed it haha :)
@DodgyDan4
3 жыл бұрын
@Kyel ! oh wow. So you didn't like the way the plot was heading already at the 2nd season? Interesting!
@Dark14Fairy10 жыл бұрын
I love Bran's WTF expression at 6:53
@pchwang9 жыл бұрын
The Greatjon scene made me really sad - Theon's the first one to get up to defend Rob when Jon Umber goes for his sword. :(
@huntersimpson2493
5 жыл бұрын
Pierre C If only this show we’re more idealistic. But it’s not.
@joekaput747
5 жыл бұрын
@@huntersimpson2493 we'd have Ned, Robert, Jamie with a right hand, tywin, Tyrion, ser berristan, Jon, Robb, assassin Arya, Bronn, and a bunch of others vs the Walkers. An all-star team of all-star teams
@fordkuper977310 жыл бұрын
6:58 I love Bran's face when they are all laughing and bran just like what is wrong with you people.
@user-yk7dc9hu2k10 жыл бұрын
haha damn, thats probably the only time Renly is funny 7:27 "Is he a ham?"
@ishopinamsterdam9 жыл бұрын
"Is he a ham?" xD Renly the troll.
@stinger71710 жыл бұрын
Loved that gimmick at the end: A Lannister always pays his debts; for everyone else there's mastercard.
@giantrobby5050 Жыл бұрын
I always laugh at Lancel’s wisdom while dealing with King Robert. “It’s made too small, Your Grace” Only Ned has the balls to tell Robert he’s too fat
@chrismanlawe2528
9 ай бұрын
What about the scene when Tyrion emerges from his crate and says to Varys, “Do you know what it’s like to stuff your own shit through one of those air holes?” Which Lord Varys replies: “No, I only know what it’s like to pick up your shit and throw it overboard.” 😂
@Damassan10 жыл бұрын
Tyrion was just looking for a sweet ass in that brothel.
@liamichellequiroznunez53965 жыл бұрын
I love when in (I think) season 7 Tyrion tells Jon Snow about how he got to become hand of the queen and said “it’s a long story, I was drunk half through it honestly” HAHAHAH I love him
@AlexMas0n11 жыл бұрын
The one when Renly and Stannis meet to negotiate and The Red Woman says "He is born admist salt and smoke" and Renly replies "Salt and smoke ? What is he a ham ?" I died at that line xD
@perseuswong686410 жыл бұрын
02:38 "When I was twelve, I milked my 'eel' into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one eye snake. I skinned my sausage. I made the 'bald man' cry into the turtle stew which I do believe my sister ate, at least I hope she did!"
@eleszar110 жыл бұрын
Link from Zelda 0:24
@toddleach234
10 жыл бұрын
I think you mean Zelda.
@cralo2066
10 жыл бұрын
Good job bro.
@Mona-gq7oy
10 жыл бұрын
Todd Leach WTF XD
@limazulu9140
10 жыл бұрын
you just ruined Zelda grats
@petarradojevic369
10 жыл бұрын
bongokhrusha what link isn't gay?
@Dornan778027 жыл бұрын
2:23 I could have sworn I heard someone say "Oh shit" in the background.
@tommygun64110 жыл бұрын
Where was the red wedding? That's the funniest part of the entire show
@tommygun641
10 жыл бұрын
***** as it turns out i didn't read the title properly. the red wedding was in season 3 lol
@filipdobrzyniewicz5484
10 жыл бұрын
dude what da hell is wrong of you? this wasn't funny unless you're psychopat!
@tommygun641
10 жыл бұрын
Filip Dobrzyniewicz da hell is wrong with me? the hell is wrong with you, i laughed my ass off
@filipdobrzyniewicz5484
10 жыл бұрын
Bruce Wayne u "laughed your ass off" when u saw slaughtery? dude go to psychiatrist
@paareth
10 жыл бұрын
It didn't show greatjon like the books fighting 5 men and biting someone's ear off, poor form! The dothraki would consider it a good wedding though I suppose. In reality though yes, the OP under the guise of Mr wayne is mildly trolling you all or a bit insane.
@richardstarkey22479 жыл бұрын
It should be MaesterCard.
@LadyhawksLairDotCom10 жыл бұрын
I like the scene where Tyrion tells Mord, "You're a smart man." XD Such an awesome "I'm lying" look on Tyrion's face. XD
@uberjens10 жыл бұрын
The two lanister soilder you show on the end also has quite a funny dialog prior to the one you showed. Talking about Loras: 'How good can he be? He's been stabbing Renly for years, and he ain't dead!'
@TwelveInchWarrior10 жыл бұрын
Robert Baratheon..so bloody funny, nothing on Tyrion though, I could watch an hour of him just bowling round Westeros
@johnstossel4547
10 жыл бұрын
Tyrion and Bronn are so awesome. Biggest trolls on Westeros.
@cep981210 жыл бұрын
J'zargo expected to be named archmage... But there's still time.
@blacktop504
10 жыл бұрын
OMG HAAHAHAHAHA, not many peeps will get this bro, but thanks, made my day
@TheDrakyle
10 жыл бұрын
Enrique Salgado im one of the not many who get it, as Arch-Mage after the death of the previous Arch-Mage Savos Aren dies and you take his amulet to Labarynthian (cant remember how to spell it) and kill the Dragon Priest [Morokai i think it was called] you become Arch-Mage as named by them mysterious wizard/monks and when you talk to J-zargo after that he alwayss talks about how he thought he would be Arch-Mage, all this is from Skyrim, Hail Dragonborn!
@bri585
10 жыл бұрын
This is gold lol
@illz096 ай бұрын
The way Tyrion says "inTO the turtle stew" LOL
@Darkinu29 жыл бұрын
Tyrion's Trial.. That never gets old. XD
@Sataandagi9610 жыл бұрын
Yeah, just lost two fingers and laughs about it, I think I would react differently oO
@E7VZ Жыл бұрын
The breastplate stretcher joke really got me cuz on job sites the helpers and apprentices get shit like that all the time LMAO “go get the wire stretcher” “go find me a left handed hammer”😂😂
@retriever19golden55
Ай бұрын
Had a lot of that happen to me when I was an apprentice! The electricians put some blank covers on junction boxes in a long hallway ceiling after we'd spray-painted it (lots of conduit and ducts), and I had to paint them. They told me there were six of them. I found five right off...of course that's all there were, but they insisted there were six, watching and grinning the whole time I looked for the non-existent one. And many other incidents as well! 😂
@bjornalm99502 жыл бұрын
Robert: -Do you think its funny? A homage to Goodfellas? 😄
@bunkieboy30527 ай бұрын
To be fair, “A dwarf, a jackass, and a honeycomb walk into a brothel” sounds like the opening to a very good joke.
@ethanmtb062232 жыл бұрын
When lysa arrin screams silence and her son says what happened next 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@gloomyshroom16999 жыл бұрын
omg tyrion, "which i think my sister ate, well i hope she did" omfg
@gerardryan369210 жыл бұрын
"i once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel" greatest line ever.
@Meatbeat69699 жыл бұрын
8:29 I like the MasterCard thing at the end :D
@SamwellJamesMusic5 жыл бұрын
1:58 "I'm good at convincing others to do violence for me" WAS THIS FORESHADOWING FOR S08 E06?!!??!?!?!?!?!!
@kakashiandmask51765 жыл бұрын
"what happened Next" killed me 3:02
@lilgustav50655 жыл бұрын
7:57 to this day idk what the GOT editors were thinking lmao. Thats such a commonly used fart noise
@elijahvalongo95282 жыл бұрын
HBO does casting so well, game of thrones, sopranos, the wire
@popebiscuit3443 Жыл бұрын
If they had ended this show at Season 5 it would have been remembered as one of the best shows in living memory. Looking back now, I can't believe they cancelled Rome for this.
@MeepMeep8810 жыл бұрын
Should add the purple wedding buaaaaahaaa
@myriadd627210 жыл бұрын
5:50 "how would you like to die tyrion, son of tywin?" but at least tyrion's honest about it! one of the (many) things i like about him ;)
@indu78389 күн бұрын
That still with Robert holding that cup of wine is so memeworthy😂
@mrspacecase10 жыл бұрын
Why does the beginning intro to TGOT look like a fancy pinball machine?
@cep9812
10 жыл бұрын
"Game" of Thrones
@lovexmusic1710 жыл бұрын
"Is he a ham?" Gods I miss Renly
@lucy-charlotteturton23510 жыл бұрын
"SILENCE!" "What happened next?" Oh God, I love this show xD
@doucheybaggus430110 жыл бұрын
Lysa "STOP!!!" Robin "What happened next?" ...LoL
@OkenAndMosh10 жыл бұрын
J'zargo from Winterhold college.
@alexanderbockmann92293 ай бұрын
Bobby B is the absolute goat
@jacobluciano86573 жыл бұрын
6:13 Theon is the first to get up 😭
@dragontamer5615 жыл бұрын
"born amidst Salt and Smoke" "Is he a ham?" Dead.
@riparianlife9770110 жыл бұрын
Dinklage is the best actor in the world. No one sees a 4'5" man when he starts to talk.
@zbcrazy7 жыл бұрын
"We fart when we die?" Can you imagine if everyone who died in this series farted? The battles?
@GhANeCАй бұрын
6:13 one of the many subtle quick moments that remind us of what we’ve long forgotten or hardly noticed: theon’s unquestionable loyalty back theb
@BuckySeifert5 жыл бұрын
Ahh, simpler times.
@nerotoxin85878 жыл бұрын
I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel.
@mechadon76
8 жыл бұрын
+Nero Toxin what happened next?
@nerotoxin8587
8 жыл бұрын
You decide c;
@yili_69869 жыл бұрын
Why isn't the scene where tyrion slaps Joffrey there? And that scene with renly and Margaery when she tried to sleep with him to become pregnant, when she said something like: should I call Loran's to help us?
@deathmisel
9 жыл бұрын
cuz its just season 1&2
@bulrog
9 жыл бұрын
fellanmorgh And four times ^^
@jolibelle11 жыл бұрын
In the scene where the guys fingers get bitten off and then they all laugh, the best bit is the way bran just looks around well confused nana
@kingdonaltron3 жыл бұрын
1:05 this is the original "blinker fluid"
@strawberriesncandii10 жыл бұрын
Funny how all 5 in the front of 3:26 are dead.
@Jomshof88
9 жыл бұрын
Haha yeah
@Jomshof88
9 жыл бұрын
Nothings matter. Everything thats matter is the war between ice and fire
@TheRizGuy
9 жыл бұрын
Well, Jon for the time being is not (and I'm speaking on TV, not books, so please no spoilers) And its not funny. Out of those six, five are/were some of my favorite characters and all of them lived in Winterfell.
@strawberriesncandii
9 жыл бұрын
TheRizGuy This comment was meant to be sarcastic. I didn't say that the 5 of them being dead was funny.
@EmperorRax8 жыл бұрын
6:06-6:58 the North in a nutshell.
@suzukaasahina66277 жыл бұрын
The last one kills me every time!! 😂😂😂😂
@thetruewoodstylesage60494 ай бұрын
Tyrion the hound and the sell sword always had me rollin😂
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"You think that's funny??" "NO??" "You don't like the hands joke??" honestly had me crackin up for ages
@HUDSON7
5 жыл бұрын
Timestamp pls
@yerintaem
2 жыл бұрын
0:51
@z.a.y.n-5053
2 жыл бұрын
@@HUDSON7 you need to pay more attention if you didn't catch that funny scene.
@HUDSON7
2 жыл бұрын
@@z.a.y.n-5053 cba mate
@yanni2112
Жыл бұрын
Didn't he play Fred Flintstone?
Looking at the season 1 clips, it's incredible how young everybody was
@huntersimpson2493
5 жыл бұрын
Victor M Yeah. They looked quite different in the 1st season. Later seasons had them changing appearances and personalities.
@mastadonking3816
3 жыл бұрын
Yup. Eight or so years will do that to a person.
@littlemissbadass3036
3 жыл бұрын
And alive...
@psycheevolved1428
3 жыл бұрын
Not really, it's just how time works. Been happening for a long time
@momsmusk1061
3 жыл бұрын
Before they started applying beard makeup to Jon and Bran's nose got huge lol
"Born amid salt and smoke. Is he a ham?" RIP Renly
@faisalkamal4319
Жыл бұрын
That was a good roast
@lucastham9328
Жыл бұрын
@@faisalkamal4319 literally
@fred5406
9 ай бұрын
Expensive joke tho
@brettpilkington9539
9 ай бұрын
The red queen could talk some real bollocks
I like Tyrion introducing Bronn to his father. "And this is Bronn, son of-" "You wouldn't know him."
@isiaharellano3789
Жыл бұрын
I wonder what happened to Shagga, son of Dolf 🤣🤣
@margaretgarside5617
Жыл бұрын
@@isiaharellano3789 Didn't Tywin ship them all back to the Vale?
@dead.dummy678
Жыл бұрын
@@margaretgarside5617 Yes, after paying them handsomely
Robert was a funny guy. Instead of giving him The Drunken King nickname they should've called him The Troll King .
@wbruning1
10 жыл бұрын
That name is taken. ;D
@tdasblinda9222
10 жыл бұрын
By Roose Bolton :D
@gherbihicham8506
10 жыл бұрын
Tdas Blinda One prank against Jaime Lannister doesn't get you the nickname though ,but it was an epic one nevertheless
@T0mN7
10 жыл бұрын
Gherbi Hicham When did he prank Jaime?
@Lucy-ng7cw
9 жыл бұрын
Do you mean a prank on lancel??
"born amidst smoke and salt? is he a ham?" haha
@alalmalal
8 жыл бұрын
Maybe he is, and he dies
@alalmalal
8 жыл бұрын
In the slaughterhouse
@acedanger2167
5 жыл бұрын
easily the funniest one in the video
@huntersimpson2493
5 жыл бұрын
ben kenobi I wonder if the Lannisters would have said the same thing if they did parley with Stannis and his armies.
@Hamppariranskis
4 жыл бұрын
Now I'm hungry lmaoo
When Tyrion confesses his "crimes" we were all laughing, but when Robyn asks "what happened next?" We all burst out laughing into stitches.
@Mistyeyez2024
Жыл бұрын
SAME!
@ChrundleTGreat
Жыл бұрын
Because we ALL want to know what happened next, lol!!
@jefflemere4609
Жыл бұрын
I think some in that room were laughing, or close to laughing. Props to the boy for asking the question we were thinking.
@metallol5337
11 ай бұрын
It’s been 8 years since you commented and I bet you’d still laugh🔥
@J_C_CH
11 ай бұрын
@@metallol5337 yep
"Your meat is bloody tough". Everyone laughs. Robb is being gorgeous as fuck. AND BRAN WAS LIKE, "DAFUQ IS HAPPENING??"
@JayAshBranAudioScripts
9 жыл бұрын
CJ Tamayo So was I. Only a nut laughs at having two less fingers
@Robin-kp1nv
9 жыл бұрын
OptimusProwlGirl That's why you'd be a southerner in Westeros.
@JayAshBranAudioScripts
9 жыл бұрын
Robin MX I beg to differ. Here in Mereen, we do not laugh at having lost two appendages. We laugh as our WHOLE HAND IS TAKEN AS VICTORY IN THE FIGHTING PITS BECOMES OURS!!! lol
@Robin-kp1nv
9 жыл бұрын
OptimusProwlGirl In Mereen you worship worthless ''rulers'' who are naive, drama queens and bitches and who quite frankly deserves to have their heads put on spikes. Just sayin :)
@JayAshBranAudioScripts
9 жыл бұрын
Robin MX I have to give you that. (bows) I go for the fighting pits. And the dragons...and Tyrion. Nothing else! And, okay, maybe the dragons are cool. LOL LOL LOL
Tyrion: I once brought a jackass and a honey comb into a brothel... Lysa: Silence! Robin: What happened next? Me: Yeah, I'd like to know as well. His stories are more interesting than half the twats here in this scene.
@tobygreen6200
9 жыл бұрын
hahahahhahaaaaaaa
@themanonthewall7029
9 жыл бұрын
best confession ever!
@Gondaldin
9 жыл бұрын
Kwah Wulf Second best. His confession during the trial in the Red Keep was the best one.
@Stalaxian
9 жыл бұрын
***** I'm like why did you silence him at the good part?!
@AzimechTheWise
5 жыл бұрын
Madame: Why are you here with all these things? Tyrion: To drown my sorrows. My lover received three wishes from a genie. The first is that she asked for a home fit for a queen, the genie gave her this honeycomb. Madame: Good heavens. Tyrion: The second wish was that she'd have the greatest ass in all seven kingdoms, so he gave her this damned donkey. Madame: And the third? Tyrion: She asked that my cock hang well past my knees. Madame: Well that one's not so bad, is it? Tyrion: Not so bad? I used to be six foot three! At least I think that's how the joke goes. Heard it with differences like "in the whole world" where I put seven kingdoms and shit.
"What happened next?" Still laughing my ass off at that one.
@eltonvalmagtibay8682
6 жыл бұрын
same here hahaha
@isiaharellano3789
Жыл бұрын
Well tbf the way Tyrion is telling the story, you would want to know too, even if it it's a joke 😂😂😂
“Go find the breastplate stretcher!” Feels EXACTLY like dads telling their kids to go buy blinker fluids or dash gas lol
@alphanerd2305
2 жыл бұрын
Buddy of mine used to be a chef. He'd always haze the newbies making them go find the left handed smoke shifter.
@robertbusek30
Жыл бұрын
I think that’s a traditional Westeros hazing ritual for squires.
@jedironin380
Жыл бұрын
It wasn't the breast plate that needed stretched. 😆
@BaronVonMott
11 ай бұрын
A Long Stand, a Glass Hammer, a Left-Handed Screwdriver, a Can of Elbow Grease, Tartan Paint... all classics!
@katelynnhawker2584
9 ай бұрын
My husband tried the “left-handed hammer” one on me the first year we were married. I had nothing to say about that, so I just stared at him, and my mother cracked up.
This is probably not in seasons 1-2 but the funniest moment so far was: Joffrey Baratheon: Hound, tell the Hand that his King has asked him a question. Sandor Clegane: The King has asked you a question. Tyrion Lannister: Sir Lancel, tell the Hound to tell the King that the Hand is extremely busy. Lancel Lannister: The Hand of the King would like me to tell you to tell the King that... Joffrey Baratheon: If I tell the Hound to cut you in half, he'll do it without a second thought. Tyrion Lannister: That would make me the quarter-man. Just doesn't have the same ring to it.
@huntererer
10 жыл бұрын
Cersei: It's all fall onto me. Tyrion: So has Jaime, according to Stannis Baratheon.
@kevinvalke1
9 жыл бұрын
I also laughed at the part when Daenerys screamed: WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS!? I laughed very hard at that xD
@staypunkchannel
6 жыл бұрын
Fernanda Azaria what does the last sentence about the ring mean? I dont understand English is not my best
@liamichellequiroznunez5396
5 жыл бұрын
HAHAHHAH
@mcdonaldthyrniang4300
5 жыл бұрын
Navapol Polsamuk he meant, quater man sounds good but its actually not ,obviously meaning worse than half man which he is
"Born amid salt and smoke? Is he a ham?" LOL
@immortalwombat1706
10 жыл бұрын
Renly was my favorite character shame what happened
@Ishantos
10 жыл бұрын
***** And the way he dressed oh guuuuuuuuurl!!!!
"I made the bald man cry into the turtle stew, which I do believe my sister ate... at least I hope she did." Considering the queens "appetites", that statement would be closer to the truth than liked.
"What happened next?" Robyn is all of us when Tyrion started telling that joke for the 3rd time in the finale 😂
@ng-ht1vx
Жыл бұрын
Oh, it's good.
@Izzy_1107
6 ай бұрын
Naw FOR REAL I wanna know the story
Look at the Stark family *cries* just look at them, all happy and whole :(
@huntersimpson2493
5 жыл бұрын
Sweetp000433 This is all because of this goddamn war that happened between the Targaryens and Lannisters and Baratheons.
@kawaiipanda4013
4 жыл бұрын
Hunter Simpson if only Aegon hadn’t landed in Westeros, or if Ned hadn’t taken the job or left things alone
@antonkirilenko3116
Жыл бұрын
Although, the Stark family now rules the seven kingdoms.
@O.G.H.
Жыл бұрын
@@antonkirilenko3116 True the Starks rule over the North again, yet it still feels bitter and painful. Season 7 and 8 came over us
At 6:50 when everyone starts laughing, Bran's probably thinking to him self "The fuck is wrong with these people?"
@robertbusek30
Жыл бұрын
A lot of us were right there with him…
"No Gold! Fuck Off!!" Remains the funniest moment in this whole series.
@billloman3151
10 жыл бұрын
I disagree. "Born amidst salt and smoke? Is he a ham?" Gets my vote at 7:21
@Shagrefels
10 жыл бұрын
You have no sense of humour if you think the "No Gold! Fuck off!!" is the funniest moment in the series
@Keyser666
10 жыл бұрын
***** Not so much the line, more so the delivery.
@AQWorldsJapanga
10 жыл бұрын
Nope. for me it's "Your too fat for your armor".
I give HBO credit for their amazing ability to find the actors/actresses who seem to have been BORN to represent their counter-parts in Westeros. The whole Lannister family is represented by actors / actresses who couldn't have been more perfect. Well done HBO. I salute you.
@artemesaulkov2010
2 жыл бұрын
Cercei could have been prettier
@mycommentpwnz
2 жыл бұрын
@@artemesaulkov2010 Eh, Royal/Ruling Families usually aren't exceedingly attractive people. (True bloods. People who MARRY INTO the family can be exceedingly attractive.)
@artemesaulkov2010
2 жыл бұрын
@@mycommentpwnz yes but cercei was presented as one of the most attractive people in westeros
@mycommentpwnz
2 жыл бұрын
@@artemesaulkov2010 Good point ;)
@artemesaulkov2010
2 жыл бұрын
@@mycommentpwnz she is a phenomenal actress no doubt. Her acting is immaculate, just a little miscast on the looks in my opinion
During the Jon Umber scene Bran just looks around like, "You're all insane"
"SILENCE!" "What happened next?!" We'll tell you when you're older Robbin.
@maverickmurphy
5 жыл бұрын
Apparently GOT doesn't care much about that..you see them openly swearing around noble children too.
The breastplate stretcher part wast just perfect. I laughed so hard at Robert torturing his squire xD
@myriadd6272
10 жыл бұрын
i didn't get the breastplate stretcher bit. can someone please explain?
@avt0529
10 жыл бұрын
myriad d There's no such thing as a breastplate stretcher. Robert was just torturing his squire telling him to go find something that doesn't exist.
@myriadd6272
10 жыл бұрын
oh ok thanx ;)
@AmericanWrathchild
5 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of when I was in the Army and we'd ask a fresh out of boot private to go grab "Chem light fluid" 😂
@maverickmurphy
5 жыл бұрын
That young confused boy had a long journey afterwards
Robert Baratheon, oh how I miss you.
@grain2247
5 жыл бұрын
Really? The one who was going to kill a fourteen year old girl, and her unborn son, because he took THEIR throne. The one who didn't punish the mountain for killing Elia, her children, and eventually oberyn.
@notMamdouh
5 жыл бұрын
@@grain2247 Do u know now why he was going to kill her ?
@grain2247
5 жыл бұрын
@@notMamdouh yes, she deserved what she got
@sgtsnorlax3357
4 жыл бұрын
Bill Cipher shut up pussy
GOT: Funny moments : 8:35 GOT: Deaths and kills : 1:15:05
@akaMasq
5 жыл бұрын
ZesPak 10:00:00
@maxchur
5 жыл бұрын
Sangmin Oh I don’t get it
@sultanag3612
5 жыл бұрын
@@maxchur I think he meant it's 10 minutes of funny moments in the whole show and the rest is for killing characters
Bronn: "The little king is backed up. Clogged from balls to brains." Tyrion: "You think dipping his wick will cure what ails him?" Bronn: "There's no cure for being a cunt." *** Varys: "They say Stannis burns his enemies alive to honour the Lord of Light." Tyrion: "Why are all the gods such vicious cunts? Where are the gods of tits and wine?" *** Tyrion: "What did you do to them?!" Podrick: "Lots of things..." Tyrion: "...And they seemed to like these things?" Podrick: "Yes, m'lord." Bronn: "Of course they seemed to like it. They're paid to seem to like it." Tyrion: "Only they weren't paid." Bronn: "What are you saying? These ladies enjoyed him so much they gave him the time for free?" Tyrion: "Is that what your telling us?" Podrick: Tyrion: "Sit down, Podrick. We're going to need details. COPIOUS details." *** Tywin: "You seem rather drunk." Tyrion: "Rather less than I plan to be. Isn't it a man's duty to be drunk at his own wedding?" Tywin: "This isn't about your wedding. Renly Baratheon had a wedding. A wife needs a child; a Lannister child, as soon as possible." Tyrion: "...And?" Tywin: "If you're going to give her one, you need to perform." Tyrion: "What did you once call me? A drunken little lust filled beast." Tywin: "More than once." Tyrion: "There you have it! Nothing to worry about. Drinking... and lust... no man can match me in these things. ...I am the god of tits and wine! ...I shall...build a shrine to myself..."
@NucularRobit
Жыл бұрын
"Where are the gods of wine..." and yet later Tyrion says Bachanalia, which is a reference to Bachus, the God of wine.
I love seeing Bronn smiling during Tyrions confession.
Realy? None of the moments when Tyrion owns Joffrey and slapps him?
@shgfe3ay
10 жыл бұрын
" I had 1 wondercandy and you ate it" "You can eat sand young man" "Boy, I slap you till Friday.. and its only Wednesday"
@SR-iy4gg
Жыл бұрын
"That was a threat! See the difference?" That scene was funny!
@BlackDiamond2718
7 ай бұрын
@@SR-iy4ggshe did not fight her brother’s battle, you halfwit.
"Born amidst salt and smoke.... Is he a ham?" Hahaha that was great!
God, I miss Robert Baratheon!
@huntersimpson2493
5 жыл бұрын
Destroyer Of Nations At least he’s in Heaven now.
Delivered perfectly with such depth, emotion and gravity: "When I was twelve, I MILKED MY EEL into a pot of turtle stew... I flogged the one-eyed snake; I skinned my sausage; I MADE THE BALD MAN CRY (*chain noises*) into the turtle stew - which I do believe my sister ate; at least I hope she did."
@hugemusiclover1837
Жыл бұрын
Oh no, I'm only now getting what he was referring to..😂
That guy was awfully calm for someone who lost a couple fingers.
@amxterxsu138
4 жыл бұрын
Greatjon Umber?
@philjoseph3252
2 жыл бұрын
What'd you expect, he's a badass war veteran who sees death and destruction on a day to day basis.
@kitb7624
Жыл бұрын
It could’ve been the shock of it too
@dertyp3463
Жыл бұрын
He'd be awfully dead if he continued where he started
@jedironin380
Жыл бұрын
Well, he realized just how big of a mistake he just made by drawing steel on the King, and realized he'd better shape up right quick or lose even more body parts in rapid succession!
Someone has to make a series of t shirts. One says "I stuffed my uncles boots with goat shit". "I milked my eel. I flogged the one eyed snake. I skinned my sausage. I made the bald manx cry"
@Domee894
9 жыл бұрын
jorge limon And one about farting after death :p
@jorgelimon328
9 жыл бұрын
Of course
@maelofohio6682
8 жыл бұрын
Don't forget, "You're too fat for your Armor."
@SesameR7sh
3 ай бұрын
And every word from Bronn.
The best is Tyrions confession. I wish I had had the nerve to do the things he did when he was young.
@scotthadden9816
9 жыл бұрын
David Manhart Tyrion's 'confession' was incredible, but it's the child which makes that whole scene come together. " I once took a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel..." "Silence." "What happenede next?"
Robert saying “Fat, is it?” always makes me crack up. He sounds like he’s squaring up for a real showdown over this word that describes him to a tee and he knows it
And here is one of the reasons why Game of Thrones is such a great show. While it is a straight up drama (probably one of the most emotionally heavy ones of all time) it is not afraid to sprinkle in, funny, lighthearted, and even at times sentimental moments. Thus making those moments all the better considering the other things that happen in this show. It is kind of like how one of the best episodes of Futurama (a straight up comedy) is Jurassic Bark (considered the series's biggest tearjerker).
@ags5696
10 жыл бұрын
The "breast plate stretcher". LOL every time I think of it I crack up.
@joeldufour3714
10 жыл бұрын
Grant Stoutenburg Well, you could technically do it with a whole bunch of time, an anvil, and a ball-peen hammer.
@SkiffySkiffultin
10 жыл бұрын
Joel Dufour I think that would thin the armor and make it weaker.
@vengefulenigma
10 жыл бұрын
the fart jokes tho
“I once brought a jackass and a honey comb into a brothel” SILENCE! “I want to know what happens next!” Me too, young king of the vale, me too.
@frasier9499
Жыл бұрын
King? Robin isn't the king. In order to be the king,you must have the best story and who has a better story than bran the broken
@S.D.323
7 ай бұрын
@@frasier9499 hmmmm I would list everyone who does but then we would be here until winter comes
Fuck everything, Robb was the only person I wanted to see on the Iron Throne
@doughertyyy
10 жыл бұрын
im still watching the show regardless but yea i did want to see Robb on the iron throne as well so now the only two house i like is house Stark and house Targaryen and at least one guy out of house Lannister just cause hes funny as hell Tyrion Lanistor
@ATravellersVlog
10 жыл бұрын
Robb never wanted the Iron Throne though. He was King in the North. "Why should they rule over me and mine from some flowery seat in the south?!" - Greatjon Umber.
@gary_beniford
10 жыл бұрын
Ephjos Hempstein robb wanted revenge on the lannisters that is why he went south but if he killed the lannisters who else would take the throne stannis had already named stark his enemy and renly was dead so then house stark would rule the realm
@Liquid_Rigel
10 жыл бұрын
***** There's always danaeres to rule the realm, surly she wouldn't mind not having the north
@gary_beniford
10 жыл бұрын
dany cant have kids though. which would start another war.
It's crazy how simular season 1 is to the first book.
"What happened next?" LOL
that Renly quote about the ham is possibly one of my favourite lines of all time
Born amidst salt and smoke Is he a ham? LOL
Where's the scene where tyrion slaps joffrey? That's pretty funny
@aceclover758
10 жыл бұрын
in the first episode and then during the riot
@PrinceBains023
10 жыл бұрын
i know its in the first episode..what i meant was it should be in this video coz i loved that part
@SPRPhilly
10 жыл бұрын
Prince Bains Terribly sorry lads but it is in fact in the second episode. About 5 minutes in.
@rosakuppelapolye7823
5 жыл бұрын
Joffrey: You cant speak to me like that, I'm a king!!! Tyrion: (slaps Joffrey) And now I just slapped a king, did my hand fall off, did the world end :'DDDDD lmfao
@pryo2460
3 жыл бұрын
That was not funny at all...that was relaxing for us nd badass for tyrion
You know how in Age of Ultron at the very end, you know Captain America is gonna say "Avengers, assemble" but it cuts to the credit right before he says it? That should also be how the show ends, except with Tyrion's jackass and honeycomb joke. Jon finally defeats the white walkers, Dany unites the kingdoms, there's finally peace in the world, and at the celebration Tyrion gets up to give a speech. At the end of the speech he tells the joke. "I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel..." *roll credits*
@malului2189
7 жыл бұрын
That would easily make this the best TV show of all time
@manjittoor9208
7 жыл бұрын
John O After all the drama, that would be nice.
@DodgyDan4
3 жыл бұрын
This ACTUALLY happened........ Except the ending was infinitely worse than anybody could have imagined :(
@DodgyDan4
3 жыл бұрын
@Kyel ! I'm happy for you that you enjoyed it haha :)
@DodgyDan4
3 жыл бұрын
@Kyel ! oh wow. So you didn't like the way the plot was heading already at the 2nd season? Interesting!
I love Bran's WTF expression at 6:53
The Greatjon scene made me really sad - Theon's the first one to get up to defend Rob when Jon Umber goes for his sword. :(
@huntersimpson2493
5 жыл бұрын
Pierre C If only this show we’re more idealistic. But it’s not.
@joekaput747
5 жыл бұрын
@@huntersimpson2493 we'd have Ned, Robert, Jamie with a right hand, tywin, Tyrion, ser berristan, Jon, Robb, assassin Arya, Bronn, and a bunch of others vs the Walkers. An all-star team of all-star teams
6:58 I love Bran's face when they are all laughing and bran just like what is wrong with you people.
haha damn, thats probably the only time Renly is funny 7:27 "Is he a ham?"
"Is he a ham?" xD Renly the troll.
Loved that gimmick at the end: A Lannister always pays his debts; for everyone else there's mastercard.
I always laugh at Lancel’s wisdom while dealing with King Robert. “It’s made too small, Your Grace” Only Ned has the balls to tell Robert he’s too fat
@chrismanlawe2528
9 ай бұрын
What about the scene when Tyrion emerges from his crate and says to Varys, “Do you know what it’s like to stuff your own shit through one of those air holes?” Which Lord Varys replies: “No, I only know what it’s like to pick up your shit and throw it overboard.” 😂
Tyrion was just looking for a sweet ass in that brothel.
I love when in (I think) season 7 Tyrion tells Jon Snow about how he got to become hand of the queen and said “it’s a long story, I was drunk half through it honestly” HAHAHAH I love him
The one when Renly and Stannis meet to negotiate and The Red Woman says "He is born admist salt and smoke" and Renly replies "Salt and smoke ? What is he a ham ?" I died at that line xD
02:38 "When I was twelve, I milked my 'eel' into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one eye snake. I skinned my sausage. I made the 'bald man' cry into the turtle stew which I do believe my sister ate, at least I hope she did!"
Link from Zelda 0:24
@toddleach234
10 жыл бұрын
I think you mean Zelda.
@cralo2066
10 жыл бұрын
Good job bro.
@Mona-gq7oy
10 жыл бұрын
Todd Leach WTF XD
@limazulu9140
10 жыл бұрын
you just ruined Zelda grats
@petarradojevic369
10 жыл бұрын
bongokhrusha what link isn't gay?
2:23 I could have sworn I heard someone say "Oh shit" in the background.
Where was the red wedding? That's the funniest part of the entire show
@tommygun641
10 жыл бұрын
***** as it turns out i didn't read the title properly. the red wedding was in season 3 lol
@filipdobrzyniewicz5484
10 жыл бұрын
dude what da hell is wrong of you? this wasn't funny unless you're psychopat!
@tommygun641
10 жыл бұрын
Filip Dobrzyniewicz da hell is wrong with me? the hell is wrong with you, i laughed my ass off
@filipdobrzyniewicz5484
10 жыл бұрын
Bruce Wayne u "laughed your ass off" when u saw slaughtery? dude go to psychiatrist
@paareth
10 жыл бұрын
It didn't show greatjon like the books fighting 5 men and biting someone's ear off, poor form! The dothraki would consider it a good wedding though I suppose. In reality though yes, the OP under the guise of Mr wayne is mildly trolling you all or a bit insane.
It should be MaesterCard.
I like the scene where Tyrion tells Mord, "You're a smart man." XD Such an awesome "I'm lying" look on Tyrion's face. XD
The two lanister soilder you show on the end also has quite a funny dialog prior to the one you showed. Talking about Loras: 'How good can he be? He's been stabbing Renly for years, and he ain't dead!'
Robert Baratheon..so bloody funny, nothing on Tyrion though, I could watch an hour of him just bowling round Westeros
@johnstossel4547
10 жыл бұрын
Tyrion and Bronn are so awesome. Biggest trolls on Westeros.
J'zargo expected to be named archmage... But there's still time.
@blacktop504
10 жыл бұрын
OMG HAAHAHAHAHA, not many peeps will get this bro, but thanks, made my day
@TheDrakyle
10 жыл бұрын
Enrique Salgado im one of the not many who get it, as Arch-Mage after the death of the previous Arch-Mage Savos Aren dies and you take his amulet to Labarynthian (cant remember how to spell it) and kill the Dragon Priest [Morokai i think it was called] you become Arch-Mage as named by them mysterious wizard/monks and when you talk to J-zargo after that he alwayss talks about how he thought he would be Arch-Mage, all this is from Skyrim, Hail Dragonborn!
@bri585
10 жыл бұрын
This is gold lol
The way Tyrion says "inTO the turtle stew" LOL
Tyrion's Trial.. That never gets old. XD
Yeah, just lost two fingers and laughs about it, I think I would react differently oO
The breastplate stretcher joke really got me cuz on job sites the helpers and apprentices get shit like that all the time LMAO “go get the wire stretcher” “go find me a left handed hammer”😂😂
@retriever19golden55
Ай бұрын
Had a lot of that happen to me when I was an apprentice! The electricians put some blank covers on junction boxes in a long hallway ceiling after we'd spray-painted it (lots of conduit and ducts), and I had to paint them. They told me there were six of them. I found five right off...of course that's all there were, but they insisted there were six, watching and grinning the whole time I looked for the non-existent one. And many other incidents as well! 😂
Robert: -Do you think its funny? A homage to Goodfellas? 😄
To be fair, “A dwarf, a jackass, and a honeycomb walk into a brothel” sounds like the opening to a very good joke.
When lysa arrin screams silence and her son says what happened next 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
omg tyrion, "which i think my sister ate, well i hope she did" omfg
"i once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel" greatest line ever.
8:29 I like the MasterCard thing at the end :D
1:58 "I'm good at convincing others to do violence for me" WAS THIS FORESHADOWING FOR S08 E06?!!??!?!?!?!?!!
"what happened Next" killed me 3:02
7:57 to this day idk what the GOT editors were thinking lmao. Thats such a commonly used fart noise
HBO does casting so well, game of thrones, sopranos, the wire
If they had ended this show at Season 5 it would have been remembered as one of the best shows in living memory. Looking back now, I can't believe they cancelled Rome for this.
Should add the purple wedding buaaaaahaaa
5:50 "how would you like to die tyrion, son of tywin?" but at least tyrion's honest about it! one of the (many) things i like about him ;)
That still with Robert holding that cup of wine is so memeworthy😂
Why does the beginning intro to TGOT look like a fancy pinball machine?
@cep9812
10 жыл бұрын
"Game" of Thrones
"Is he a ham?" Gods I miss Renly
"SILENCE!" "What happened next?" Oh God, I love this show xD
Lysa "STOP!!!" Robin "What happened next?" ...LoL
J'zargo from Winterhold college.
Bobby B is the absolute goat
6:13 Theon is the first to get up 😭
"born amidst Salt and Smoke" "Is he a ham?" Dead.
Dinklage is the best actor in the world. No one sees a 4'5" man when he starts to talk.
"We fart when we die?" Can you imagine if everyone who died in this series farted? The battles?
6:13 one of the many subtle quick moments that remind us of what we’ve long forgotten or hardly noticed: theon’s unquestionable loyalty back theb
Ahh, simpler times.
I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel.
@mechadon76
8 жыл бұрын
+Nero Toxin what happened next?
@nerotoxin8587
8 жыл бұрын
You decide c;
Why isn't the scene where tyrion slaps Joffrey there? And that scene with renly and Margaery when she tried to sleep with him to become pregnant, when she said something like: should I call Loran's to help us?
@deathmisel
9 жыл бұрын
cuz its just season 1&2
@bulrog
9 жыл бұрын
fellanmorgh And four times ^^
In the scene where the guys fingers get bitten off and then they all laugh, the best bit is the way bran just looks around well confused nana
1:05 this is the original "blinker fluid"
Funny how all 5 in the front of 3:26 are dead.
@Jomshof88
9 жыл бұрын
Haha yeah
@Jomshof88
9 жыл бұрын
Nothings matter. Everything thats matter is the war between ice and fire
@TheRizGuy
9 жыл бұрын
Well, Jon for the time being is not (and I'm speaking on TV, not books, so please no spoilers) And its not funny. Out of those six, five are/were some of my favorite characters and all of them lived in Winterfell.
@strawberriesncandii
9 жыл бұрын
TheRizGuy This comment was meant to be sarcastic. I didn't say that the 5 of them being dead was funny.
6:06-6:58 the North in a nutshell.
The last one kills me every time!! 😂😂😂😂
Tyrion the hound and the sell sword always had me rollin😂