This man's stand up career was so expansive, you can literally tell the era of the show he's doing by the clothes he's wearing.

@laurenceegan6136

5 жыл бұрын

Casey Todd Yeah, you're right! I have all the HBO specials on DVD and that's how I know where to go to find the different bits.

@diekrahe.

5 жыл бұрын

If you're familiar with George you can tell what era it is by his voice, it changes a surprising amount over the years.

@zebrafan1978

5 жыл бұрын

Sometimes just look at the hair and color, just saying. I’m pushing 60 lol

@davidgrieb8227

5 жыл бұрын

@@diekrahe. His heart issues took a lot out of him!

@tomwhitehill4308

5 жыл бұрын

Tony Porter he said expansive not expensive

Whenever I get sad, I will watch a playlist of these KZread videos. Even now and then, I will get interrupted because someone has labeled the video as offensive. This makes me happy, because George Carlin has been dead for 13 years, and he is still pissing people off! A true legendary comic.

@tomcooley3778

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed .

@chris818529

2 жыл бұрын

A legendary comic who spoke the truth about a lot of stuff

@Anotherroom

2 жыл бұрын

It's especially funny considering that Carlin didn't hold back when it came to the insults - he fucked with EVERYBODY!

@christophersmith6916

2 жыл бұрын

@@Anotherroom He didn't fuck with everybody. He cornholed them.

@kerlongsjorlejov1945

2 жыл бұрын

Given how things are, I felt that I could use this

If George was still around, he'd have limitless comedy material from politics alone. He was indeed THE best. RIP George, we sure as hell miss ya!

@UnclePhil1112

Жыл бұрын

If he was still alive and saw the shit we’re in right now, he’d probably be happy that he’s dead.

@aaronpinkston6195

Жыл бұрын

Politics. Cancel culture. Millennial. Gender. Unlimited...

@ryanolsen294

Жыл бұрын

Facts

@mr.h1914

Жыл бұрын

Amen to that

@gregclark3268

Жыл бұрын

Very true but they'd also be too scared to let him on tv in case some wowsers complain

My favorite ability of George was his complete and utter mastery of English... Supplying so many categorically similar names in rapid fire... The world turned a little slower when he passed. RIP Mr Carlin - we miss you terribly.

Here's one George, Go into a Walmart dressing room and shout out, Hey there's no toilet paper in here.

@lostcrusader11

6 жыл бұрын

Michael D Simpsons did it.

@halimahjedani7477

5 жыл бұрын

If only he stuck around for the golden era for People of Walmart or Beach Creeps lol

@rickashworth5920

5 жыл бұрын

Or another one......walk into a flea market and ask them if they have ticks too.

@jaybird1150

5 жыл бұрын

These you tube titles are getting way out of control. Whatever the title says, expect the exact opposite. Its getting so bad, im starting to think they're doing it on purpose

@paulvalentine1483

5 жыл бұрын

Old. Come up with something original, idiot.

Saw him live in 79, and even though he's gone, he's still one of the best philosophical types. His stuff should be taught in schools.

@davisjackson9154

4 жыл бұрын

it is

@zsolttemesi6534

3 жыл бұрын

Don't teach your children how to read. Teach them to question what they read!!!!

@andromedaiscoming185

3 жыл бұрын

His "7 words you can't say on television" is taught in law schools I think.

@kenbowser5622

3 жыл бұрын

I saw him in the late 80's. Didn't say a word for 10 minutes but I laughed harder than I ever had. He put the mic to his throat and made noises. I listen to George every day while working. Driving with George makes bad days better.

@chris818529

2 жыл бұрын

Certain people would go nuts if we taught his views in school.

"ARE YOU OPEN ON THURSDAYS!" Now I'm just imagining the dread that that worker is feeling, just "What's gonna happen Thursday?"

@jacksdad23

3 ай бұрын

Yes we are “THANK YOU”

@SciTrekMan

23 күн бұрын

About 40 years ago, my friend and I were heading out to lunch. We were passing an optical shop and he turns to me and says “Hold on a minute” and he heads into the store. I’m mystified since he didn’t need or wear glasses. So I just follow him in. He walks up to the counter and anxiously asked the guy standing behind it: “Are you open on Thursday’s?’ The guy is like “ah, yea we are.’ ‘Thank You!!” and turns and leaves the store. I barely got out of the store, I was laughing so hard!

I saw George Carlin live, he did the 7 words you cannot say on TV, it was great stuff. Yes, he is missed, and I still laugh at his routines.

@Magravator1671

Жыл бұрын

I memorized those words in the 70s and I can still list them off at the drop of a dime. Weird that I would get in trouble for typing them out here but if I were a tranny, I could grind my junk in a kid's face with zero consequences. I might even win a courage award from some marxist shill. Sad state of affairs in the US in 2023. BTW my pronouns are Told/You/So

"Can I buy you a drink? No, but can I have the money instead?" Haha

@bradleycotton3237

5 жыл бұрын

j walkin ...Asked Thomas’s driver.

@GlitchDude

4 жыл бұрын

That's what my dad replies with when close relatives ask that question It's like an inside joke at this point

@markschoenfelder9286

4 жыл бұрын

And then a bunch of people drank in the video 😂😂

@bantalee2002

4 жыл бұрын

I'm going to do that from now on.

@mogshade66

3 жыл бұрын

@@barkleycoker9121 I keep forgetting that in the US the drinking age is 21. Higher than any other country. Here in Aotearoa it's 18. UK it's 16 or 17 I think. 😄

Something tells me he did everything he said in this clip.

@deek64dk

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha! 4 real!😂😂

@seanm7539

3 жыл бұрын

HaaaaI am crying right now ha ha Ha ha ha I’m done I’m so done

@andydynamite1196

2 жыл бұрын

I hope he did...and I don't doubt that he did!!! He is the epitome of a guy with brains AND balls!

@eastsideterri22

2 жыл бұрын

Well of course he did We use to do crazy chit back then Such as streak thru places. We could have huge bonfire parties and cops NEVER came unless someone died Like taking a piss all wasted on acid an walk off cliff. It was so great back then Those we're the days of the Mile High Club. I am a proud member since 1978. Just got married.

@mangeshpadegao

2 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah.

We need George now more than ever. He would have a few interesting things to say about what's going on.

George Carlin was pure comedic genius😂. None other like him. Miss you George!

Next time someone asks, "Do you know what time it is?" Look at your watch, nod, and say, "Yes."

@toddskivolocki6972

3 жыл бұрын

Or ask if they mean EST or CST or MST or PST.

@christophermerritte3176

3 жыл бұрын

Or FTHO meaning fuck the hell off.🤣

@paulisaacson6044

3 жыл бұрын

Hey man I'm not into time, okay don't scream at me, back to Carlin These scores just in and the hippy dippy weather report

@eastsideterri22

2 жыл бұрын

If someone ask you for a light'cup your hand together with a little opening an look in and say No but a got a dark

@DennisKovacich

2 жыл бұрын

I knew someone back in the ‘80s whose “hobby” was asking someone who had just checked their watch what time it was. The vast majority of the time, they would reflexively check it again to tell him because they couldn’t remember what they had just seen.

Having the Gift of Observation is something to be admired..but being able to share what you've observed is the real treasure.

@TheObserver37

6 жыл бұрын

Timothy Proctor well said

@pappa7t3

6 жыл бұрын

👏👏👏

@gregchavez1534

3 жыл бұрын

That's what makes this a memorable bit. Not the best, as many others have noted, but memorable. Most comics that attempt to unload lightly edited material on an audience fail miserably. Carlin delights a paying crowd.

@officialprincetae

2 жыл бұрын

👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

He was ahead of his time. A true comic genius

@morbidmanmusic

Жыл бұрын

Truth is, he was in his time and paid close attention to reality, unlike those who always use the cliche, "ahead of his time". The most overused nonsense ever. We are all in outer time. That is how people can philosophize

@yankee2666

Жыл бұрын

@@morbidmanmusic Applause-applause. Now get lost!

@johnrockyryan

10 ай бұрын

​​@@morbidmanmusic He was a bit of both bro he analysed society and it HEAVY flaws but talked about them in very high detail so we the society that dissapointed him so much greatly could fix those flaws so the future ahead would be better for the Generations to come buuuuut never ask humans to do the work of the divine cause they will just dissapoint you

@mademily5270

7 ай бұрын

Much of what Carlin said is timeless, as the people he speaks of exist everywhere in every generation. Human stupidity is universal.

@marcyking461

6 ай бұрын

I am surprised George Carlin hasn't been censored on KZread by now. I often wonder if he wasn't 'dealt with' to shut him up, if you know what I mean. Ditto for Robin Williams, who was spilling quite a few political truths toward the end of his life. Maybe I'm just skeptical? May both men RIP as their well earned legacies live on.

The Best Comic in my Generation. I'm 69 YO. I can watch this and many others.......and Crack Up like I saw it for the 1st Time. !!!

I'm a HUGE Carlin fan, but this is NOT his funniest bit ever.

@VegasStarDancer

6 жыл бұрын

Favorites are baseball vs. football; religion is bullshit; stuff; and America is one big lie and you are a fool for believing it.

@AruSharma04

6 жыл бұрын

Definitely not.

@rahimselmani8006

6 жыл бұрын

Harry Hangouts true

@RobbyRaccoon

6 жыл бұрын

Harry Hangouts Opinions are not objective facts.

@rb3400

6 жыл бұрын

I'm with you I am bored even

I had the pleasure of seeing George some years ago! Some lady complained about one of his routines,and the crowd booed her til she left! It was hilarious!!

His entire comedy catalog is the best carlin bit ever

Carlin's three best concerts of his latter career: "Jammin in New York", "You are all Diseased", and "Back in Town." These 3 concerts, all took place from roughly 1990 through 1997, might be his greatest works.

@samwecerinvictus

3 жыл бұрын

All culminating in Complaints and Grievances.

@drewhunkins7192

3 жыл бұрын

@@samwecerinvictus That's a great one too.

@Francesco-cj3oi

2 жыл бұрын

i think his last one was the best

@Anotherroom

2 жыл бұрын

Someone could say their favorite was anything from "Jamming..." up til the end of his career and I couldn't argue.

@eddieloius4592

Жыл бұрын

Is this one "Playin' With Your head"?

Carlin reminds me of my dad. When he thought someone was lacking in intelligence, he always said, “Stay away from that guy. He ain’t wrapped to tight.” Lol

@franosborne8198

Жыл бұрын

Lol! love it

Every so often I need a break from so many issues. George Carlin was an outstanding comedian and I always seek out his performances for some laughs. Thank you George.

Maybe not his funniest, but I'm crying. 😂 I had the privilege of attending his 'The Seven Words' concert, way way back when, and got to meet him later at a party. Wonderful night. Fascinating man. RIP, darling George, and thanx for the magic, and memories.

He was one of the best comedians in the world! And his expressions are amazing

I like the idea of hitting foul balls back.

@theevilone1646

5 жыл бұрын

That would be fucking up! lol

@ballsrgrossnugly

5 жыл бұрын

I say bring a sack of chickens, sit in the foul ball area and when you get one, real quick shove it up a chicken's arse and throw it back to them to chase around, yell "here's ya fowl ball you fat fucks! get it!"

@BrianRetro

5 жыл бұрын

I don't think you're even think you're even allowed to bring bats into the ballpark anymore. Most likely they'd be confiscated when you're going through the metal detectors.

@EMan-ml8er

5 жыл бұрын

@@BrianRetro Get a wooden bat

@BrianRetro

5 жыл бұрын

@@EMan-ml8er Where are you going to hide it? You do know your bags get searched upon entering the stadium, don't you? Hide it under your clothes? I think it would be pretty noticeable!

As ONE of Georges fans, I consider him ONE of comedies greatest. We need to keep him alive with posting GEORGE as much as possible

He was one of a kind. Probably the smartest comic of all time. Even though he was really more of a logical philosopher than a comic.

I've always loved the back ground he has set up for his stand up, totally looks like hes just outside at night somewhere wondering through old alley ways and factory parking lots, telling jokes 😂

@bluerider7922

2 жыл бұрын

He didn't do that; the stage manager did it for all the other acts which were on the bill that night besides Carlin.

A day with Carlin, even here, is a good day!

He was so funny ! We will never see another like him.

Could anyone imagine the shit George Carlin would say in 2020??? Our heads would explode with Laughter!!!

He was a genius who saw the comedy in real life and made us laugh hard. Sometimes we need a little bit of George Carlin.

Older George was like a fine aged wine. This is definitely not it. This is him getting there

@sidcostello7532

4 жыл бұрын

yeah...this was when he was turning into vinegar instead of wine

@zsolttemesi6534

3 жыл бұрын

I'm not a old man. I'm old fuck! That's the truth!!!

@ladeda7033

3 жыл бұрын

Saw him in the late 70's..... His finish was so intense it was an information overload! He was really an intellectual they forced to do comedy . This was no where close to his best

@sueblack3903

3 жыл бұрын

Something tells me he did everything he said in this clip.

@CSLee-yu6ht

2 жыл бұрын

I agree, this was his worst performance ever, I usually like everything he does but this was a little off. I saw him in the early 90’s in Vegas, it was awesome. 🎅🏻🏴‍☠️🏔

So grateful to have seen him live. - One of the greatest ( if not the greatest) stand up comedians to ever live!! IMO His comedy was so on point and full of truth - he was not only hilarious - he made you think!!

My husband and I loved George back when first got married. His comedy was so relevant and is still today.

George was such a brilliant man!! You will be missed my friend.

"Either you give me my money back......or im shitin in the well!"

There is no funniest bit....Everything he's ever said on stage was funny and true. Rest In Peace, George. 😢

@karenherrera3961

Жыл бұрын

Said so well ,I totally agree!

@VictorSamuelson-nk5nw

11 ай бұрын

?????????????? Come on be for real ask for change of a nickel what year was that from 1905 this was an absurd insult

@VictorSamuelson-nk5nw

11 ай бұрын

No what was absurd was the replies from the people Our Country is filled With Retarded morons

Germs and the immune system is one of my favourites

@Gallop4Me

3 жыл бұрын

"We swam in shit!" Loved that routine!

While George DID have better routines than some of these, he had some that many people feel were worse as well, so it comes down to "whichever ones you like the best", a "personal favorites" kind of thing. One thing most people agree on, is that he's "one of the best of his time", so R.I.P., George Carlin!

The best George Carlin was seven words you can't say on tv

One smart and hilarious human being, he had the World dialed in!

@auggiee5404

5 жыл бұрын

A real white man along with Ronald Reagan

@Charlie_Crown

4 жыл бұрын

He was, I agree, but not on the basis of this particular stand up routine, far far from his best, not funny in the slightest here

@harles5000

3 жыл бұрын

Charlie Crown No I liked his more honest and intense philosophical work, dealing with the reality of the world!

The bit about the bank line and the nickle cracked me up. 😃😅

The baseball part actually seems WAY more fun than actual baseball.

His face is built perfectly for some of these moments! I can't stop laughing!

"Give me my money back or I'm shittin' in the well." 😂🤣😂😂🤣

He is truly missed by me in so many millions of others

George Carlin was a fine student of society, and its unusual ways.

I miss him so much.

@TheLivingFlame1

6 жыл бұрын

Me too!

@yeahmylo

5 жыл бұрын

You knew this man?

@sheepleslayer586

5 жыл бұрын

How can you miss what's not gone? Look around. He is in everyday life situations.

Carlin saw the truth in the lies and made us laugh and think!

@DatDuckfan

5 жыл бұрын

Think about the lies. Or the truth ?

@patrickryan1515

3 жыл бұрын

And so there was after all a bit of the Divine in him. Perhaps he recognized this toward the end of his life.

@ANTINATALIST_lewis

3 жыл бұрын

@@DatDuckfan 🤯

@davidremovewhite9206

Жыл бұрын

U77û

@johnrockyryan

10 ай бұрын

​@@DatDuckfan both thats a stupid question also you should have put "truth"

Screw it, all his routines are great! It will be a hell of a long time before we come across another comedian that may come close, but there will never be better!

@zacharymeece2456

2 жыл бұрын

He is the best of all time!

@HowlingFang6258

2 жыл бұрын

Norm Macdonald. Too bad he's gone now too 😔

Rest in powerful peace George Carlin ⚘ Your astute🎯 humor keeps your legacy alive 🌞

His faces are the absolute limit....

@themacblast3384

5 жыл бұрын

Nancy Alexander-Carreira cocaine is a hell of a drug....

@Allplussomeminus

5 жыл бұрын

His expressions make it even funnier

@somegirl558

2 жыл бұрын

Lol. They express nature of some humans soooo perfectly... 🤣

I work as a clerk at a Walgreens, I live having customers like this. Makes my boring day not boring. 😅😅

Walk up to someone and say "I have nothing to say"ahahahah 😂

I discovered George off a cassette tape one of my friends had. It was 1973 (I believe). It was "Occupation Foole", which I think still holds up as one of his best. The Voices of New York, being in a Catholic Choir trying to sing girls' names and of course, the 7 Words You Can't Say. He even got notice that he had won the Grammy for the best comedy album, while he was on stage. TOTALLY classic Carlin. The man was a gem and one of a kind. RIP George, your wisdom is still with us.

"A place for my stuff" is the funniest Carlin

@ClassicRocker61

5 жыл бұрын

Wonderful WINO

@vanessagalvanek8817

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed!!!

@tomb4575

3 жыл бұрын

Yes or Baseball vs Football.

@rc.8324

3 жыл бұрын

Completely agree💯%!!!

@laustcawz2089

2 жыл бұрын

@@tomb4575 Both, along with "Seven Words..." updated a decade or so later.

“Pardon me i have nothing to say!” - LMAO

He was one of a kind.Smart and articulate and he did it for decades!

An absolutely amazing talent,probably the best stand up ever.

"I only have 1,100 items"

I work in retail, and it's the customers who are 2 pickles short of a sammich.

@goodbyemr.anderson5065

3 жыл бұрын

Rigggghhhtttttt.......😏

@TheOrangeRanger

3 жыл бұрын

@@goodbyemr.anderson5065 ...as recently as less than an hour ago, someone called the CS desk an idiot for not refunding him for a TV that was out of the box.

@giovannicervantes2053

2 жыл бұрын

Missing the bread too man

Pure nostalgia at the start there - everyone had one of those Mickey Mouse watches back in the day!

All I can hear when I listen is Mr. Conductor from my childhood. Such a warm, comforting voice. Even when swearing 🤣

Drive past a cop at 90mph in a pickup truck, with a 55gal drum of diesel fuel and several bags of ammonium nitrate fertilizer in the back.

all his bits were funny...I miss him more than any celebrity ever

@zsolttemesi6534

3 жыл бұрын

What about Rodney Dangerfield?

@andromedaiscoming185

3 жыл бұрын

By the time I knew about him it was around 2012 and he had already been dead for 4 years ☹️

@4UStevePerry

3 жыл бұрын

What about Robin?

@x_lonewolf_x

2 жыл бұрын

Robin Williams is my most missed celebrity of all time R.I.P.

@drewshaheen

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah good for you

This was the first Carlin TV special I ever saw...the fact I'm still dying laughing from this bit proves how timeless his humor was!

@Alan-71351

6 ай бұрын

Funny is funny. Watch Groucho and Pigmeat.

When buying groceries, ask the clerk if she thinks thatz enough toilet paper for all that food...

@poetwp975

5 жыл бұрын

Good one bro. I bet Carlin would approve.

@negascoot23

5 жыл бұрын

@@poetwp975 He certainly would: This is a Carlin quote😁

@davidisaacson5993

5 жыл бұрын

LOL

@MsAppassionata

4 жыл бұрын

Wayne Grant Lmao 😂😂😂

@patrobbromccreanor820

4 жыл бұрын

Well, I just spent $350 on the weekly shop, didnt shop last week ,But this week I felt like saying to the check out chick that it wasnt fair that I brough t this much stuff and there wasn't one roll of toilet pape r to find in the woolworst shopping centre. I got Bog roll blues.

He funny from the first time he took the stage.........him and Richard Pryor funniest stand up comics ever RIP GUYS

@richardhamblen5526

3 жыл бұрын

..WE USED TO LISTEN TO THEM ON 8-TRACK TAPES, LOL!

This video is my bucket list

He blessed my life just being who he was.

Funny. Carlin is the best ever. But he had dozens of better routines than this.

@michaelmace924

6 жыл бұрын

ReeseRad 0721 This is not his best work at all.

@ivankoh3779

6 жыл бұрын

I dare say this is the worst that he had

@1rcproductions

6 жыл бұрын

His lame, commercial period.

@DMTInfinity

6 жыл бұрын

ReeseRad 0721 Agreed.

@pruodea4665

6 жыл бұрын

ReeseRad 0721 yeah. I love his old stuff....Tondelao and Congolia Breckenridge for instance

He was one of the best. We all miss him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Can i buy you a drink? -No thanks but can i have the money instead? 🤣

Lmaooooooo, I lost it when headed skwthe sheets to the drapes 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

You've got more than 500 downvotes on a George Carlin video, because you just HAD to do one of those "best thing EVER" titles. Stop doing that. People don't respond well to it.

@spiritualism.

5 жыл бұрын

Btw he got views writing this..... Click bait

@GDI-disc-accepted

5 жыл бұрын

YngtchieMusic how’s about stop telling people what to do...maybe it’s the persons favourite George performance

@roulettegenie4379

5 жыл бұрын

Aidan Tsukiyama What - - - do you have a masters degree in youtubeology?

@shoka7785

4 жыл бұрын

Why did I read this in his voice??

@rayannchick

4 жыл бұрын

It was 500 dislikes of new generation of offended by everthing

Loved him... Best comedian..RIP He is so missed..🙏🏻❤️❤️❤️

I literally only came across this man yesterday because of a post on Facebook. He’s amazing. The funniest person. In mitigation I am from UK still I don’t know why he was celebrated here .

Are we just gonna ignore how perfect that baseball bat sound at 7:25 was?

I just discovered this guy and he's the funniest comedian I've heard! Also he was right on..wish people would listen to what he said...

@henrlima87

4 жыл бұрын

Try bill burr should be right up your alley

@teresaclark5593

4 жыл бұрын

Check out his routine called The Hippy Dippy Weatherman. Vintage Carlin

Definitely his best . Like a instruction manual for retired people on how to confuse and piss off those still working especially those late for work behind you at a tole booth.😁

This bit is why I love to go into crowded places and shout "your attention please, your attention" and after a couple moments I'll just say "thank you for your attention" and move on.

@andybaldman

Жыл бұрын

Brilliant

@duniaferia5963

Жыл бұрын

Haha

It amazes me that George was doing bits for yearsand in the middle of doing an old bit one more time he fucked it up and kept on going that truly proves George didn't give a damn he kept going the crowd kept cheering he did not care that's what makes George an awesome guy because even when he messed up he never had that quit mentality he was always that never-say-die never give up never surrender kind of person. For those of you who don't know out there George was a member of the United States military thank you for your service George you will be missed.

What Am I Doing In New Jersey was my favorite Carlin special. Loved this guy, he changed my perspective completely :DD

Saw him in 1975 in Omaha…laughed so hard I had tears running down my cheeks.

He is absolutely brilliant with a wide range of expressions and observations of real people

Just when I thought I'd seen all of Carlin. Thank you so much for the upload! I needed to laugh today. Namaste.

This one's from the 80's when times were more conservative, ergo the lack of anti-establishment & political bits. Still hilarious! Thanks for posting!

@chaosapiant

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, George wasn't afraid to go there. He just wasn't as angry as he got into the 90s and early 2000s.

@NatandGeorge

4 жыл бұрын

@@chaosapiant My view: If youy're not Angry, Cynical, &/or Depressed, ytou're just not INFORMED!! (as George aged, he became more & more informed)

@rhodawatkins4516

3 жыл бұрын

@@chaosapiant Imagine how worked up he'd be today! 2020 would give him a load of material.

@AskWlat

3 жыл бұрын

He actually did a five minute bit before this blasting Reagan

@benmaurer8055

2 жыл бұрын

@@AskWlat and an abortion bit as well

I feel like today some retail clerk in the audience would've said they were offended

It's scary how bits from the 80s and 90s are still fucking relevant today

Speaking of toll roads; I had an uncle who drove a big rig for years. Since he knew he did not pay a toll when hauling gas or fuel; he would tell the attendents he had a truck load of "sailboat fuel". He said he never got stopped and drove right on through when he said this.

@keeponrollin7922

6 жыл бұрын

Cranford Ducain damn that's good

@HellNoMoreBiden

6 жыл бұрын

Cranford Ducain He was BSing you. All trucks pay tolls. It's that he was lying to them to not have to pay. I haul food to hazmat. We all pay a toll. No one is special here to be able to get out of it.

@SpiritBear12

5 жыл бұрын

My father's sail boat has two engines, an in board and an outboard, so he does need fuel for them. In fact, many sail boats have engines in them.

@dontask6863

5 жыл бұрын

If a “sailboat” has a need for gas, it’s not a sailboat.

@SpiritBear12

5 жыл бұрын

Yes it is, because once you're out of the marina, you raise the sails and cut off the engine. You can't sail in and out of your slip at the marina with your sails up, it wont work. You can't go in reverse with sails either. There are times when the wind totally dies and you don't go any where. That situation is called "stays". Getting stuck in stays absolutely sucks. Having a motor will get you out of that situation if need be. Sails are great when there is wind, but when there's no wind to be had, it's a bad problem. It's not fun to be stuck out on the ocean or even in the middle of the bay and the boat goes no where, just sits there and bobs in the water and you cook in the sun.

I would have voted for George Carlin if he ever ran 😂

His brain was MARVELOUS!!!

George Carlin, Sam Kineson, Bill Hicks. Much needed now.

Only a sensitive person can even come up with such humor. That is life is ironically funny 😂

Rip dear George..you were great!!!

ARE YOU OPENED ON THURSDAAAY?!!! Yes. THANK YOU!!! 🤣🤣🤣

That's an elaborate set for a stand-up show.

02:15, I've got a stitch in my side and I'm crying from laughing so hard.

Honestly this had me laughing harder than his other bits and I watch A LOT of standup. Sometimes hours a day at least 2x a week. Good selection. He was just being goofy instead of teaching lessons in the process here