That girl saved their food and kept the dog from running away. 5/5 stars!

@malloryg4251

19 күн бұрын

And closed the door for them at the end! Yet the dude couldn't be bothered to put down his phone for a second. What the heck??

@KRIS60

19 күн бұрын

@@malloryg4251 Yeah, I would have let the dog go run free .

@livinginvancouverbc2247

19 күн бұрын

@@malloryg4251 That guy sure came across as a dirtbag.

@oberstoftogen9144

19 күн бұрын

But dude couldn't figure out how to lower his window?!

@jeffploetner

19 күн бұрын

@@oberstoftogen9144Window probably not working! Or his brain.

I appreciate that we checked back in on dog walking lady to see how things were going 😆

@AtheistOrphan

19 күн бұрын

Rumour has it she’s still there!

@MohammadHosseinVazifehdoost

19 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@alexrekzu4079

19 күн бұрын

The next FailArmy upload will start off with her still holding on

@scottmcshannon6821

19 күн бұрын

she would let that dog drag her down a hundred miles of gravel road before she would let go of the leash. does she have no sense of self preservation? no common sense at all?

@AtheistOrphan

19 күн бұрын

@@alexrekzu4079 😆👍

Those guys drawing pictures of each other had me in tears. Even without seeing the rest of the video I know how that conversation was going to end up! 😂

@suedenim

19 күн бұрын

That was just Bad Idea right from the start.

@Altair885

19 күн бұрын

@@suedenim Yes, if you had any sense you'd not put yourself in that position 😂

@deacondavidviscount7579

19 күн бұрын

That was the funniest thing! OMG….what a horrible idea! It looked like she had a heavy black moustache. lol.

@KhanhHongQuyen

19 күн бұрын

a

@scottmcshannon6821

19 күн бұрын

and hes totally oblivious. he probably wonders why he cant keep a girlfriend.

13:09 Sebastian really said "Bold and Brash? More like, Belongs in the Trash."

@BakaTaco

19 күн бұрын

How dare you insult Squidward in this way.

@jamesfracasse8178

19 күн бұрын

​@@BakaTacojellyfish has entered the chat: shocking/ ouch 🤕 😅😂🎉 2:03

@lovelymododo

19 күн бұрын

Sebastian the true Art Critic

@systemiens

12 күн бұрын

"You should have given me a real name, Master."

Pit waxing girl was legend! Kept at it, both sides, and videoed it all! 😁👍👍

@rrawlins786

19 күн бұрын

A real buzzkill😵‍💫

@frenchgameuse3587

19 күн бұрын

Laughed so hard watching this haha!

@magreger

19 күн бұрын

Love her personality!

@bkitteh6295

19 күн бұрын

She was RUTHLESS!!! 😱

@rrawlins786

19 күн бұрын

@@bkitteh6295 Words could not express

3:53 Save of the century

@iteerrex8166

20 күн бұрын

Big time save dude 👍👍👍

@WillEberli

5 күн бұрын

Imagine the thoughts running through that guy's head... damn.

3:44 There were 4 people and suddenly it's just 3

@failarmy

19 күн бұрын

No one was harmed!

@Hcrlnd

19 күн бұрын

​@@failarmy I was gonna say! 😂

@Aliveandkicking1979

19 күн бұрын

@@failarmy no body no dea... harm

@annika6592

19 күн бұрын

he was pushed off the left side of the screen by the wave. you can see if you look closely!

@KintokiSan

19 күн бұрын

​@@failarmy someone's head could fly off in the video and you'd say that, we know

3:52 That's NOT a fail at all. That is a HUGE SAVE. People who don't ride, don't know. That dude is a beast for hanging on.

@lemagicbaguette1917

19 күн бұрын

I'm no biker, but I have had to do that on a safety bicycle. Terrifying experience, and this biker has my admiration.

@edgeofentropy3492

19 күн бұрын

@@lemagicbaguette1917 That dude has a major set of "nads."

@lemagicbaguette1917

19 күн бұрын

@@edgeofentropy3492 surprised they didn't throw off his balance.

@frugalbirders7416

19 күн бұрын

Going with a fail for riding faster than conditions, and passing on a curve. He wasn’t a beast for hanging on. Hanging on is a reflex. He didn’t even rear brake to tame the back end. He was just lucky.

@taggy22

19 күн бұрын

Wouldn't have had to save if he didn't fail in the first place

9:38 What went wrong? The balloons got dropped, isn't that the whole point of a balloon drop?

@ShawnTheSilentLurkerKerr

15 күн бұрын

Came here with that same question.

@sergeybrin6701

14 күн бұрын

FailArmy fails at editing

@alexm589

14 күн бұрын

My guess is they didn't have enough helium and just sunk to the floor? Idk.

@WhatMeWorry1213

13 күн бұрын

See the 5 other times that the question has been answered.

@bibasik7

13 күн бұрын

@@WhatMeWorry1213 I have scrolled down quite far, and I have seen many people asking this question, and not one of them has gotten a proper answer. The replies are all just guesses, no one can agree on why it was a fail - not to mention that those replies hadn't been made yet when I made my comment. If you know why the balloon drop was a fail, why don't you just say it?

The guys not thinking of emptying the smaller containers they swapped into the big containers had me rolling

@BakaTaco

19 күн бұрын

To be fair, they were all panicking, trying desperately to collect as much water as possible without flooding the restaurant(?).

@thefreegamer7928

19 күн бұрын

Even I thought it ! But brain's processing capacity greatly reduces while panicking; thus providing adrenaline rush , increasing physical activity but numbing the thinking capacity !

@techshabby0001

16 күн бұрын

That's what it was thinking

@seanhorgan6774

16 күн бұрын

Oh 💯 but there were so many people there and no one thought of it! Was great

@rafaelcorrea1822

15 күн бұрын

Totally, I was also thinking, why didn't he turn the big container? It seems to me it would have fit 😂

8:06 - that truck tire is livin' its best life!

@HD4lyfe

18 күн бұрын

"Weeeee! I'm finally freeeeee!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

1:25 I love when paddle boarders dress like they’re not gonna get wet 🤣🤣🤣

@j.b.delaney3444

19 күн бұрын

And bring their phones.

@discovolante6624

19 күн бұрын

@@j.b.delaney3444 and then they do get wet

@Exstepmom

19 күн бұрын

@@j.b.delaney3444 🤣🤣🤣🤣

13:25 Imagine if the Tardis had originally disguised itself as a portable outhouse instead of a police box...

@BakaTaco

19 күн бұрын

The Pooindis.

@HonestlyAnnaFun

18 күн бұрын

They'd travel to 12th century Greece with some poor confused bloke in his pants on board.

Safelite repairs, Safelite replace........flower pots. 😅

10:05 legends say she's still trapped in that jacket.

9:37 did I miss something with the balloon drop? What goes wrong?

@redwarf8118

17 күн бұрын

idk maybe the first one?

@Tom-ok2rh

16 күн бұрын

My only guess was that they didn’t float upwards if they were helium filled that’s all I can think of.

12:00 No seatbelt, not proparly secured dog and not even a thank you.. Thats what i call a kinder egg

@renesauer872

19 күн бұрын

And how do you know they didn't say thank you?

@andrewvelonis5940

18 күн бұрын

Your metaphor escapes me.

@RictusHolloweye

15 күн бұрын

@@renesauer872 - He was still on his phone.

13:50 pour the trays into the crate, and then use the empty trays 🤦‍♂🤦‍♂

@TheTorquelimiter

19 күн бұрын

Действительно

That damn woman, lying on the ground, with her dog tugging at the leash, this is why you have to train your dogs!

@dragoncubes1074

4 күн бұрын

Those sorts of leashes are ridiculous. They don't teach the dog to behave. Train your dog. Same with kids--leashes aren't cool, they just teach your kid to test boundaries, and they never learn to behave.

That guy dreamed of teaching his kids to skate, unfortunately he won't be able to have kids now....

@divyanshusanadhya3587

19 күн бұрын

Ivf and artificial insemination is the solution bro🤣😜

@adamb89

19 күн бұрын

That's a secret rail grind called the Cracked Corn.

I have never related more to a person in these videos than the pit-waxing lady. I, too, make odd noises when I'm in pain. 🤣

People falling down their front steps continues to be the Nickelback of fail videos.

@RosheenQuynh

17 күн бұрын

Why the Nickelback hate?

@wollschweinriddim606

14 күн бұрын

@@RosheenQuynh bc they suck😅

@RosheenQuynh

14 күн бұрын

​@wollschweinriddim606 Some songs do, but not all of them. They have some serious bangers.

@wollschweinriddim606

14 күн бұрын

@@RosheenQuynh i dont need bangers🎉

@RosheenQuynh

14 күн бұрын

​@@wollschweinriddim606 Everyone deserves banger music

I definitely laughed out loud on that last one. 😂🤣

Port-A-Potty: "I'm tired of this shit. Bye"

That last one with the girl and her armpits ....had me rolling on the floor. 😂😂😂😂

THATS why you dont bench heavy weights without a spotter

@DuxbergMW3

20 күн бұрын

Americans never seem to put stoppers on the weights for some reason.....

@spd7171

20 күн бұрын

@@DuxbergMW3 if you don't have a spotter, you definitely don't put a collar or stopper on. If you fail a rep, you just tip the bar and the weights slide off.

@shishinonaito

20 күн бұрын

​@@DuxbergMW3no stoppers no spotters

@DuxbergMW3

20 күн бұрын

@@spd7171 i see, cheers

@aka_angrygoose5809

19 күн бұрын

Or better yet, lift what your capable of and not what your ego tells you, you can lift

If only the passenger had enough intelligence to roll down his window. 11:43

You holding the baby while your wife unpacks the heavy luggage... My man 😂😂😂😂

0:15 The literal definition of an accident waiting to happen.

@kaasmeester5903

20 күн бұрын

The barrel held exactly enough water to cover that cricket pitch too

@HANKTHEDANKEST

20 күн бұрын

"I'm sure I don't need the netting *behind me* lol" "Oh shit"

@scottmcshannon6821

19 күн бұрын

that wont be an accident. just natural chain of events.

2:14 I completely LOST it. Of all the things that ball could've done, it sniped the darn golf cart. That's glorious.

@adrianvasquez254

18 күн бұрын

You can tell by his stance that it was his intent.

Everybody was harmed in the making of this video

2:19 Bro got aimbot!

03:17 He didn't have time to say goodbye to the phone 🤣😂

5:48, An impatient driver who cut the cammer off turned out to be the savior of the day. LOL!

@neoaliphant

17 күн бұрын

who was at fault, that car coming from the left, should he be goiing across from left to right if there was a green turn left arrow...im from UK, but on our lights if there was a green turn arrow, normally you dont have to check for cars coming at 90 degrees to you, only the ones coming towards

11:46 That lady is a super hero! Saved the food and the dog.

1:41- that was nice of him to use his truck to prevent the vehicle from rolling away. I would have used a wheel chock, but, whatever works.

Got real nervous when only 3/4 of the people stood up after being hit by the wave.

9:40 what was wrong with the balloon DROP?

@spd7171

20 күн бұрын

No idea

@MaleStomper

18 күн бұрын

​@@spd7171Apparently KZread doesn't think your comment is English because the n in no is capitalized. I click translate and all it does is make it lower😂

@redwarf8118

17 күн бұрын

@@MaleStomper where is the bus?

@WhatMeWorry1213

13 күн бұрын

See the 4 other times that the question has been answered.

The girl waxing her armpits literally hissed like a cat at the end, Lol.

😅😂🤣 I don't like this charcoal fatty acid 😂 at 6:15

@FDWIdiots

16 күн бұрын

haah i think so

Legend has it the Woman is still laying on the lawn still holding onto to the dog on the leash. 😂

@dragoncubes1074

4 күн бұрын

And has learned nothing. She'll use that stupid leash tomorrow, too. Train your dog!

3:24 Hey, safelite, do you fix pots?

7:20 that bath one should not have made me laugh as much as it did

2:36 as someone whose car was on fire recently, this is actually pretty scary. I couldn’t sleep the same night.

"I didn't get that" "I did"😂😅

@FDWIdiots

16 күн бұрын

lol

3:46- you are missing one. You might want to call the lifeguard.

Legend has it that the dog is still dragging the lady to this day.

3:24 I don’t know why, but this one killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Bierstadt54

19 күн бұрын

Safelite smash, Safelite replace

@shadowfax9177

19 күн бұрын

It was the slow roll. And he still smashed it.

@vaevobis3589

19 күн бұрын

Safelite run over, Safelite go home

When we used to go to the driving range our goal,was to see who could hit the ball cart first.

0:45 This happened to me one time. I was so confused where the ball went until I looked at the racket.

That bowling alley 🎳 fail was hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣

@walterkronkitesleftshoe6684

19 күн бұрын

I used to think bolwing alley fails like that were pranks... until I saw a friend hurl a ball down an alley, his fingers jammed in the ball and he went halfway down the alley after the ball.... never had it on camera though. He looked and felt a complete twit.

@oberstoftogen9144

19 күн бұрын

I'm just imagining a tech needing to do some work in the drop ceiling one day, SUDDENLY BOWLING BALL

Nothing like a port-a-loo taking a stroll down a local street😂😂

@vaevobis3589

19 күн бұрын

It got tired of everyones shit.

7:39 I bet people stand by these spots waiting for other people to fall.😂👍💯 14:39 Legend has it, she's still like that to this day.😒

@TheOnlyKontrol

16 күн бұрын

Yeah probably a clueless dog over still to this day

12:25 Bro literally dude bro dude bro....

@juliannc7003

15 күн бұрын

officially banned from the 559 lil bro

0:16 I didn’t even know that was possible! 😮

5:27, it looked like there was a clown in that car😬

3:50 weren’t they four…?😮 😊

@shishinonaito

20 күн бұрын

Yes, they were. Not anymore, though

@MrYfrank14

19 күн бұрын

I guess they didn't like him because nobody cared.

3:26 Bro really took "Safelite repair, Safelite replace" to heart.

2:45 the only vehicle he’s still allowed to drive drunk 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@discovolante6624

19 күн бұрын

lol, thats a weird sentence dude

@Exstepmom

18 күн бұрын

@@discovolante6624 dyslexia 🙃

@discovolante6624

18 күн бұрын

@@Exstepmom i meant because no one can drive any vehicle drunk

@Exstepmom

18 күн бұрын

@@discovolante6624 o I see what you mean lol. It looks like he’s drunk on a lawnmower in a garage I don’t think they can police him there

@discovolante6624

18 күн бұрын

@@Exstepmom yeah you can drive drunk on your own property, it just sounds weird

2:10 When the bowling guy turned around no one knew shit xD

when ever it says NO ONE WAS HARMED i go like AWWWWW THATS TOBAD.

The second or third fail is gold, the water container broke so cleanly. 0:43 I had this happen t ome at least 5 times. Actually very rare. Easier when you just started.

6:22 The silliest sport I've ever seen 😂

The dude at 1:37 should find a new career, that was a top-to-bottom fail: RWD car with jack on the rear, downward facing hill, NO WHEEL CHOCKS on the front--brilliant, 12/10 would hire to crash my car again.

@beakt

12 күн бұрын

No, he had a chock block. It was orange-striped and in the shape of a van!

@beakt

12 күн бұрын

Don't you love how he tried to pull it back? Too bad he was only up to 4,000 pounds on the barbell row in the gym. Almost there! Next time!

Safelite repair Safelite replace! Planters too!

3:43 4 people get smashed by wave 3 people stand up. 😂😂

13:18 Колобок в реальной жизни 😆

10:48 Divorce

After watching this video, I need a safety briefing just to recover.

Thank you for the update, FailArmy..!! 8:06 That was scary.

13:09 the cat didn't like squidward's masterpiece

@FDWIdiots

16 күн бұрын

Cat's got discerning taste!

Last one, I loved her expressions.

Your fail compilations are the best. Thanks for sharing!

7:25 I don't know why, but this one made me lose it. The way it just slowly moves forward and then just falls off 😂

The guy falling over his coffee table. I laughed so hard I watched it 3 times.

1:07 Dude got popsicle hard.😂 1:54 Ok, Arnan. I see.😏 2:14 Best golfing I've ever seen.⛳️ 3:23 I've never seen a mobile glass shop before. 🤔...🤨

@tattooedman42

19 күн бұрын

Safelite...I've had more than a couple of windshields replaced either at home or at work due to rock strikes from coal trucks. It's very convenient.

The way bro slipped got me dead💀💀💀

Why are emojis. Being blurred out?

@eisenwulfe

19 күн бұрын

Why are emojis? I ask myself the same question everyday. 😂

@itsasinine3337

19 күн бұрын

Cause showing cancer is against tos

4:30 I sometimes went to a gym when I was a child and I was always worried that these trampolines might tear... which was terrifying because they tend to have a deep concrete pit below them. falling through would SUCK.

“Bastian, call my name!”

13:18 *”Im out!”..”I ain’t no doorstep decoration!”* 🎃💨 🤣

@FDWIdiots

16 күн бұрын

haha relax my friend

Okay, we watch the chaos because we just watch the chaos. But part of the inspiration was from 4:06 and this dude who shows remarkable aplomb (hence my remark): "Don't to that!" As fails go, friends, he's a winner.

1:56 And you're watching the cleaning show

Sebastian knocked over the famous Bold and Brash! We cannot let that happen again 😂

did any1 else notice the bowling bowl thrown into the ceiling tiles never came back down???

1:57 that laugh though 🤣

13:23 No one saw the undercover DEA operative.

@oberstoftogen9144

19 күн бұрын

This should win the award for most underrated comment.

13:08 Even Sebastian has realised that Squidward has no talent

@FDWIdiots

16 күн бұрын

yes my friend lol

13:24 That porta potti is taking the piss.

The last one is perfect

It's like they're trying to set new records for workplace blunders!

I worked for three years in health information management (medical records) at a trauma one hospital and I can't tell you how many times I saw someone get killed in an ATV accident. It could be two or three a week. Every week. Broken necks, pinned and crushed, tree limb accidents, I've seen it all. I'm sure they're a lot of fun, wear a f*****g helmet.

5:00 Nice crash for cash, front car already had a dented tailgate. I hope the cammer stopped and provided the footage.

You did NOT knock on door b4 that tree fell! Thx for nothin! Lol

@FDWIdiots

16 күн бұрын

haha i think so my firend

12:22 would ya just look at it!!! Just look at it!!! Psh..

2:53 the accident was so bad he broke the laws of sound

13:18 "Farewell, my people need me."

Wow.. good ones. Many qualify as "clips you gotta watch twice"

1:17 Alexander ain't fooling when he observed his horse Bucephalus being scared of its own shadow! The phobia still runs amongst horses it seems.

"Well get back to the lady and her dogs. Meanwhile on the other side of the country, chaos!"