2:51 "Quick, let my knee protect the garage door from the car"

@user-ug6gd2ud8g

Ай бұрын

At least it didnt do to much damege

@Mystipaoniz

Ай бұрын

@@user-ug6gd2ud8g yeah, lucky guy ^^, for the same price he could have had an exploded knee and a life long handicap. As an ex-truck driver, once, i'm arriving at this client, and there was police and ambulance. A driver was killed because he had like, the same reflex as this guy right here. But you know...a loaded semi is a bit heavier than a car. You can clearly see these types of behaviours are reflexes. Bad reflexes. Nobody in the right mind would try to put himself between a door and a vehicle. Ha well...that's life.

@btk0gr

Ай бұрын

Its because we are getting more stupid. We have learned to value stuff more than life. Blame media and vanity.

@BakaTaco

Ай бұрын

@@btk0gr I blame the government!

@FreedomVoice365

Ай бұрын

@@btk0gr Or maybe blame dumb people.

2:48 my guy is not going to live past 40 with those survival instincts

@shadowfax9177

22 күн бұрын

I was thinking the same thing. Can't imagine putting my body in between a stationary object and a huge moving mass.

So this dude 2:44 chooses bodily harm over a few scratches on the car and door……

@MarquisDeSacks

Ай бұрын

I know, right?! lol

@MajorasWrath1

Ай бұрын

Behold, the consequences of capitalism! Human nature is a product of material conditions!

@kotosqoposrly

Ай бұрын

Well .. a poll showed that some men in the US think they can win a fist fight against a bear.

@chromewarnock9681

Ай бұрын

people love their car and scratch is not just scratch but something that will never be 100% it's great to sit there in judgement until something like this happens to you.

@chromewarnock9681

Ай бұрын

@@kotosqoposrly short? so you must be a giant. a poll showed that westerners are most insensitive people on planet and they try to make up for it by pretending and be woke.

3:29 She saw that lawnmower and said nothing...cold.

@cameronbateau6510

Ай бұрын

Who saw that lawnmower?

@billbauer9795

Ай бұрын

@@cameronbateau6510 The person filming.

@mrPauljacob

Ай бұрын

Lol all I saw was a big ol booty

@luuk6718

Ай бұрын

The answer here is 'eat less'

@kimberlysevastyanenko3798

Ай бұрын

That was messed up.

2:48 i always step in front of moving vehicles to stop them.

2:44 That guy's got all the instincts of a lemming...

@cameronbateau6510

Ай бұрын

What guy has gotten all the instincts of a lemming?

@MarquisDeSacks

Ай бұрын

The one at the timestamp I provided...@@cameronbateau6510

@billbauer9795

Ай бұрын

@@cameronbateau6510 The one at 2:44 in the original post, who placed his own body between the car and the house.

Love seeing 46 clips of Yellow Bike Man

@dougupah8778

Ай бұрын

that guys no quitter

@vaevobis3589

Ай бұрын

"That was good"

@umbrellacorp.

23 күн бұрын

Dude just can't win one trick. He doesn't quit tho.😒

7:30 that looked exactly like a GTA police chase lol.

@hardyjoe4278

Ай бұрын

Haha, in need for speed most wanted, they actively try to block the roads.

@user-ug6gd2ud8g

Ай бұрын

Bro got the whole police department chasing him

A moment of silence for all the mailboxes lost during the making of this video…

the guy with the yellow bike just cant win

@TehButterflyEffect

Ай бұрын

He must be a friend of the guy who uploads these videos.

@ThatCoalSoul

Ай бұрын

* The * * can't * * win. *.

@Ussopah

Ай бұрын

@@ThatCoalSoul* Touch * * Grass *

@sarahbarton4977

Ай бұрын

The bike is fighting back fed up of the abuse lol

@Tuskieee

Ай бұрын

Was the supply of clips that poor that they had to feature this guy 5 times in 1 video?

Emma is a menace

@slophole7144

Ай бұрын

That's how it's fair

1:02 These boots were made for tumbling, and that’s just what they'll do.

@Schreuganoot

Ай бұрын

one of these days these boots are gonna fall all over you

@GolfGalaxyS9

Ай бұрын

Boot falling fail looks like a domino

@EdnahWangeshi

Ай бұрын

@@Schreuganoot one of these days these boots are gonna tumble all over you

@BakaTaco

Ай бұрын

@@EdnahWangeshi And then the person at the shop, is gonna have to fix them up. Doesn't have the same ring, unfortunately.

5:36- hi dada. Bye dada. See you in the spring.

That Raccoon said gimme that bag of food man I’m hungry 😂😂😂

@BakaTaco

Ай бұрын

There are no raccoons here in Australia, but I would NOT trust a single raccoon near me, let alone a whole bunch of them that are hungry.

This episode is sponsored by the guy riding the yellow bicycle lol.

7:19 that's me, playing GTA

@aristidastankus8043

Ай бұрын

You’d have 4 or 5 stars appear in the game

@joetomgizzledancer

Ай бұрын

gonna cost more than $19.95!!

@torstenscholz6243

25 күн бұрын

What on earth has that delivery van done to get this?

Hey look, nobody fell down any stairs! That guy on the yellow bike must be a friend of yours.

2:50 ahh yes, I also would sacrifice my ability to walk for my garage door

@Simon-xc5oy

Ай бұрын

I know...what a tit. The first instinct is to get in front of a moving vehicle, as if he can stop it like Superman....

7:18 All of that for just 19,99$ sure is a amzaing deal.

2:58 it's RAY HYSTERIA! 🤣

Why don't the weightlifters seem to EVER put clamps on the ends so the weights don't slide off? Seems like a regular occurrence on this channel.

@BlackCatsandPumpkins

Ай бұрын

And weight frames. Why aren't they screwed into the ground?

1:08 and 2:05 pretty sure he's not saying "that was good" but "Alles gut?" in German which translates roughly to "You ok?"

@user-qy1dy1ms9m

Ай бұрын

All is good?

@myriellachance

Ай бұрын

Maybe he's even speaking Swiss German? "Alles guet?" But yeah, he's definitely *not* speaking English, lol.

@Gamer433

Ай бұрын

Thats dumb FailArmy... everything is english... 🙄

3:25 😂😂😂 keep ur friends close and enemies closer😅😅😅

@BingeCentralIdiotsAtWork

29 күн бұрын

The legend has returned

The domino of legs🤣🤣🤣

7:56 the way his sun glasses fly away 😂

2:29 Bro is taking photos of his rare card collection and now they’re ruined forever.

@clinthowe7629

Ай бұрын

I thought he was playing solitaire and following along to the rules on his phone.

@alexculp606

Ай бұрын

Disney and Pixar Ghostbusters II (1999) Hilarious Outtakes

@billbauer9795

Ай бұрын

What did she get on the rare cards? Potato chips?

@BakaTaco

Ай бұрын

@@alexculp606 Are you lost? It's okay, you'll find what you need to find soon.

I wonder how many of these could have been avoided by PUTTING THE PHONE DOWN???

O.M.G. @ 0:17... She took off like a Cartoon Character!!.. 😂

@ej_makesvideos

Ай бұрын

She looks like an npc doing that

Classic Emma.

Guy with the yellow bike sent you a whole album ?😂

8:36 that is one tight onesie

@mrmlgcats

Ай бұрын

I ain’t complaining

I bet that guy never stands at the mailbox looking at his mail again ever in his entire life. I bet he always brings the mail inside the house from now on before he looks at it.

No one gonna talk abt guy at 3:47 ?? Bro ragdolled after landing head on concrete 💀

@cherylclick1664

Ай бұрын

right??

That last fire truck - how ironic 😂

I honestly just have respect to the dude wearing a helmet while trying to do bike tricks. More people need to wear helmets with this stuff

1:23 why the fuck would you do that at someone's wedding.. not funny at all

2:20 the delivery of that "damn!"

@dr.robertbennett3452

Ай бұрын

Taking a 100 lb dumbbell to the 🥜, I'd be saying the same thing!

@kimberlysevastyanenko3798

Ай бұрын

​@@dr.robertbennett3452 It got his thigh. Still painful I'm sure.

"More bark than bite" ... I would not have delivered that package if he didn't control his dog.

0:05 I Feel That, The Man With The Ladder😂

What, a delivery van, plus a dozen cop cars, sirens, lights, and all that, just for 19,99? It's almost cheaper than the movies.

That's a win, Emma. Keep farting proud.

This episode should be called dude on a yellow bike. 😂

0:05 damn…

@emanemanresuresu

Ай бұрын

Has to be staged. You cant seriously think that ladder will stay at that angle. On the other Hand, ppl grow up mostly in houses nowadays, learning nothing at all in that regards...

@jakemyers957

Ай бұрын

Hope he's okay

Hey look, nobody fell down any stairs!

I want to watch this over and over again

@One_Lepage

Ай бұрын

Dude

Those dogs 🐕 have gone wild.

The first one was a recreation of the Australian military during November 1932

the guy on the street @ 0:44 he saw the car crash and he's not going to help/call the ambulance.. just casually walks away!

05:56 with 0,25 speed sounds like some kind of bird 😂

Second to last one, I had the same thing happen to me about ten years ago. I had to use my key to open the box

3:07 voicecrack level 5000

@finnman9569

Ай бұрын

😂Thats me who jumped and my friend laugh😆

7:18 ..... Dude got all the Stars ✨ ........

4:49 cammer should go to jail for that reaction time :D

@Regexion

Ай бұрын

Reaction time was fine. They intentionally hit the other car. Something I only see on US dashcams. Insurance related, probably.

Thank God, no one was harmed during the filming of these videos

@BlackCatsandPumpkins

Ай бұрын

But the mail boxes were.

That guy almost freeze 🥶 in the lake. 😅😅😅

Yellow bike guy must be on payroll

That 3rd to last 1 I felt. It happened to me twice. I had a person help me the 2nd time, but the 1st I had to literally chip away the box to get it out!

That workout 🏋️ fail was hilarious.🤣🤣🤣

Love that scene with the rented get-away van.

@AtheistOrphan

Ай бұрын

I just hope he returns it in good condition! 🚐

By his last appearance in the video, I no longer felt sorry for yellow bike guy!

2:57 That was a danm cool Tekken grab move, worth of King.

4:40 YOU CAN DO IT! Me: bet

8:40 "Well...!" 💀💀 I guess we're partying HARD tonight!

Wow. 😮 That bird 🦢 was wild like Crazy.

I bet the box can be removed from the mailbox using two hands.

@Pirate-Pierre

Ай бұрын

Or just turn it 90deg.. clearly how it went in.

2:30 Happened to my sister, except with M&Ms and in the back room at Pizza Hut. Took a while to find them all

5:23 this is always a classic

Another phrase for it all is coined; "That was good" and variations on the theme.

@AtheistOrphan

Ай бұрын

Even when they’re obviously not speaking English!

@tranz2deep

Ай бұрын

@@AtheistOrphanWell, hell, man; just like war itself, FailArmy knows no nation.

hi friends, 7:19 that's me, playing GTA

Some of this family stuff is pretty hysterical. 😅 i mean the sort of emotion between relationships is better than any soap opera 😊

0:46 that little headshake is a sign of someone that's gonna go back inside and not leave the house for the rest of the day and I don't blame him. Too risky on these streets.

@Durwood71

Ай бұрын

He was so happy to be alive that he didn't even give a thought to checking if the driver was okay.

Rather the yellow BMX was in discount or the BMX guy had a hard time out there! :D

11:18 they do this to me all the time!!!

11:19 Has happened to me too several times. I also cut the box into shreds. The postman has access to a bigger door than the individual mailboxes.

@FirstLast-tx8iq

Ай бұрын

that is why you should go to store :)

@ORflycaster

Ай бұрын

One of those over-achievers had to BEND a hard cover book to fit it in my P.O. box! After all, my front porch was 100 feet away......

I never want failarmy to stop posting

Any reason why you didn't add more yellow bike guy clips?

0:39 "goddamn!" goddamn is right.

7:18 Are the Blues Brothers driving that van?

That poor yellow bike guy all over this video 😂

6:58 When you had so much fun, you just have to do it all again...

Bro I thought that second guy at 0:04 was Josh Hutcherson 😂

“He more barks than bites”. ☠️

$19.95 for a getaway vehicle? That's a steal!

No way she said “Baby dady’s here!” 😂😂😂

1:26 You can spot people who weren't bullied at school because they don't have a reflex need to hold the chair as they sit down.

0:40 This guy almost gets hit while getting the mail, and instead of checking to see if the people in car that almost hit him are okay, he just selfishly frolics away with his mail. He's the kind of guy that would walk away from his friend who got vigorously attacked by a squirrel just to safe his own hide. Man, I worry for this generation😂😂

8:17 Why would you have a dog, that you can't hold back? 8:34 The cocktail turned out even better than she expected😄 10:26 Stop filming and solve the problem❌ Keep filming to see if it ends by itself✅

@busy_beaver_reviews89

16 күн бұрын

Hey this is actually my dad at 8:17, he was watching mine and my husbands dogs while we were out of town.

@0:42 "No one was harmed!" duhh

I'm glad that the guy at the mailbox didn't get hit, but I sure hope he went to see if the drivers were okay, and not just walk back into his house to read the mail 😅

Friends say "Are you okay?" Real friends just laugh and keep recording.

Dude on the yellow bike must be Danny McCantskill. 😂

0:40 The way the guy jumped 😂😂😂😂😂

0:03 😂 3:52 Poor blonde made a face plant. That's gotta hurt.😬 6:23 Nice.😂👍💯

Onwards thing this video has taught me - yellow bikes are dangerous...

8:20 “He’s got more bark than bite” … Considering how much he’s barking, that’s not exactly comforting

@moondaughter1004

17 күн бұрын

My dog also barks. She's harmless though. She got no bite and makes up for it in barking

@busy_beaver_reviews89

16 күн бұрын

Hey that's actually our dog, my dad was watching them while we were out of town. He does just bark a lot but is super friendly!

@arikgershon

16 күн бұрын

@@busy_beaver_reviews89 I believe you, but it's scary for someone who doesn't know the dog

Videos like this are also popular in Japan.

7:18 My guy really wanted to get his bounty up like NFS: Most Wanted 🤣🤣

The second one was very good 😂😂. No wonder why people are afraid of ladders. Especially such high ones

5:47 of course he had to leave his phone on him. This guy is truely blessed with the gift of foresight.

Man that guy with the yellow bike wasn’t having a good day