John Cena is the perfect example of a boss turning useless when you unlock him as a playable character

@creeder99

Жыл бұрын

That's some good explanation dude😅

@bugman7051

Жыл бұрын

But he was actually useful. Sure he got cut down a peg but this franchise is the closest thing to acting I've seen him do

@jurij424

Жыл бұрын

@@bugman7051 what about peacemaker?

@bugman7051

Жыл бұрын

@@jurij424 I don't consider that acting. He was John Cena. In the same way Ryan Reynolds can act, but he's always cast as Ryan Reynolds. The same being true for the rock

@tafzilnayeem3724

Жыл бұрын

@@jurij424 Shhity acting that too

Still no clue how a franchise that started as a goofy 2000s movie about illegal street racing turned into Diet Marvel

@shadowpriest2574

Жыл бұрын

Is this a bot ? I feel like its a bot .

@user-hc9qv9yb9m

Жыл бұрын

Discount Transformers.

@FourthDrawerDown

Жыл бұрын

It’s about family

@MX-kw3tm

Жыл бұрын

it was actually about stolen dvd players. this is not a joke.

@MelArlo

Жыл бұрын

Yet somehow with more protein shakes

In “Back to the Future 2”, the tagline for “Jaws 19” was “ This time it's REALLY, REALLY personal."

@WaterShowsProd

Жыл бұрын

That was a gag based on the tagline for Jaws V, "This time it's personal," which people questioned questioned since it was a shark.

@unclecreepy4185

Жыл бұрын

Obviously. That’s wasn’t the point of the comment.

@Julia-lk8jn

Жыл бұрын

I feel like the F&F franchise took that as a challenge to make it to twenty movies, and now nothing, nothing, but _nothing_ is going to stop them. Actors dying, or fleeing to South America and assuming a different identity? No problem, just CGI them in, or even better: change the actor palying the character and make some 4th wall in-joke about it.

@brianabalos4878

11 ай бұрын

I guess this franchise will go beyond and commit with Fast XXX lol.

@John_McClane_had_plans

11 ай бұрын

​@@brianabalos4878 Do you realise what you've done!? FAST xXx ? ...

I went into this movie fully ready to accept anything, so when that DeLorian pulled up to Dom’s house, I was fully ready to accept that they were gonna time travel😂 also in a scene where the Charger’s wheels caught fire I thought “what if this was how the MCU introduced Vin Diesel as ghost rider”

@LeFroge

Жыл бұрын

I love how simultaneously this is something that could happen in a F&F movie and also sounds absolutely awesome, lol

@Alan_Alien

11 ай бұрын

"I AM GROOT"

@androcommando3801

11 ай бұрын

When the truck pulled up at the dam, OPTIMUSSSS PRIMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IS HEREEE FOR family somebody just screamed

@fab-freshaquaponicbiospher6335

11 ай бұрын

Why is Dom and white chick's son black.. Oh wait.! It's the Fast series.. 🧠

@mikespike2099

11 ай бұрын

The whole logic and physics of FF franchise don't make sense - it would not have hurt them for Dom to face the camera and break the 4th wall by saying "Its time to Fas-TEN your seatbelts" before hitting the NOS :D

Ryan puts more effort into Pitch Meetings than the writers for these movies

@chloeirnes

Жыл бұрын

So true, so true.

@Raz.C

Жыл бұрын

@@chloeirnes Don't you mean "Yeah, yeah, yeah... Yeah!"

@Mackswords

Жыл бұрын

It’s only so funny cause it’s so true lol

@palp8623

Жыл бұрын

So the Hollywood writers get to pump out crap while Ryan George prints gold?

@milosmisic89

Жыл бұрын

Eh these movies are easy targets. But honestly they don't get enough credit for making fun characters, a rare exactly of organically grown diverse cast that doesn't feel woke. Also the series has us all invested into it's characters and actually has a complicated story compared to its direct competitor Mission Impossible for example.

I like how screenwriter guy gradually admits more and more how he doesn't care

@yanniskolymvanos537

Жыл бұрын

That “ I don’t care “ really gets me every time!😂

@mrmajinsr

Жыл бұрын

I like how screenwriter guy didn't go on strike.

@ahabduennschitz7670

Жыл бұрын

I swear these Clips have better Character Development than the whole Fast and Furious Franchise ever had

@ajc1482

Жыл бұрын

That's how I felt after the first fast movie 😅

@howardron543

Жыл бұрын

Most screenwriters always

"i could not care less what it's for" is something i TRULY believe the writers say when they pitch this to the studio.

"I could not care less for what its for!", sums pretty much all work ethic of today blockbuster writers up. Ryan just shows the reality here.

Driving a car down a dam would normally be ridiculous but it’s probably one of the most realistic set pieces in the whole franchise.

@carlrood4457

Жыл бұрын

The first four are somewhat grounded. It's in Five where physics take off and everyone becomes immortal.

@betterinbooks

Жыл бұрын

@@carlrood4457 much like john wick. he would get hurt from punches and bats to the head seriously in the first movie, then he became bullet proof by second movie, then he fell from the roof of the continental in third and had to be rescued, then he did something similar in 4th and just walked off.

@ender003

Жыл бұрын

@@betterinbooks He got hit by a car in the first movie and walked it off.

@LucianDevine

Жыл бұрын

@@carlrood4457 So Paul Walker kept the series grounded?

@God-T

Жыл бұрын

His car was more important than his own Son! wow PeekStoryTelling 😁😁 dom

were gonna need 20 more movies so we can get Fast XXX and it will finally be acknowledged that these 2 franchises have simply merged

@mambi74

Жыл бұрын

@@borrago Or just set the plot (LOL, plot) in Amsterdam for whatever reason...

@adrianhjordan1981

Жыл бұрын

​@@mambi74 "WHATEVER reason"???? Dude, the guy has darts and a map!! What more reason do you want?? 😂😂😂😂

@mambi74

Жыл бұрын

@@adrianhjordan1981 "that works!" LOL

@chronica6457

Жыл бұрын

I thought the joke was going somewhere else

@geterpriffin

Жыл бұрын

Fast XXXX: Geezer Heist.

“If that’s not the promise of the premise, I don’t know what is” BRILLIANT!!! Great turn of phrase!!

Iove how he explains all the impossible chances of Dom's Brother still being alive only to end up saying he's probably fine because Death in this franchise might as well be a joke when you've got family lmao

I'm genuinely disappointed they didn't go for Fast 10 Your Seatbelts. That was something that community was stewing on for over a decade.

@Luke_SkywaIker

Жыл бұрын

I love how you put more thought into this joke than the screenwriters put into the movie 😂

@macumbeiro_xx

Жыл бұрын

Maybe they saved it for the next one

@infiniteplanes5775

Жыл бұрын

Fast eleven your seatbelts

@macumbeiro_xx

Жыл бұрын

@@1090Ideas to me it felt like a two part movie, “Fast X” and then “Fast X your seatbelts”, kinda like they did for Harry Potter, Avengers, Hunger Games, split the last movie in two and make double the money. Maybe this one they didn’t want to call it Part 1 so the cliffhanger at the end worked better. I didn’t like this one that much, maybe part 2 I’ll wait for it to be streamed.

@josephc.highjr.2947

Жыл бұрын

If they had went with that title instead, I would've gone to see it in theatres. No joke.

Please make the random celebrity hat a permanent thing it’s amazing 😂

@LucianDevine

Жыл бұрын

Producer guy was so excited about it!

@MartiensBezuidenhout

Жыл бұрын

...soon all his videos will be him just repeating the same lines over and over again wearing a slightly different outfit.

@LucianDevine

Жыл бұрын

@@MartiensBezuidenhout Then they'll be able to take over Canada once and for all!

@klas666

Жыл бұрын

@@MartiensBezuidenhout slightly different outfits are TIGHT

@MartiensBezuidenhout

Жыл бұрын

@@klas666 🤣

Ryan, sir, you are a comedic genius. "The promise of the premise." Love that. 👌🏽

"Pow pow pow puaaah pow" was a great shakeup of the "wow wow wow... wow" 😂. Ryan really has this down to a science 👌🏿.

I remember watching them drag the safe through Rio in total disbelief in Fast Five and thinking to myself, "There’s no way these movies can get any crazier." I had no idea that was just the beginning.

@MisterMuslim000

Жыл бұрын

it was cool and slightly believable at least

@DreamingDarlin

Жыл бұрын

Me too! And then seeing it again in this movie was crazy!

@kylebertram9466

Жыл бұрын

@@MisterMuslim000 they saw they could get away with that and slowly made it more and more insane

@MisterMuslim000

Жыл бұрын

@@kylebertram9466 crazy is not bad when used correctly

@gabrielhersey5546

Жыл бұрын

Welp it’s official! The ever increasing insanity of the fast franchise is all your fault. Congratulations! 😂

I love how Screenwriter Guy is so checked out on this one that he literally cuts off in mid pitch and thinks they're just having a conversation about how things are going. Freaking brilliant!

@philosophy_bot4171

Жыл бұрын

Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote: "To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all" ~ Oscar Wilde

@funkoxen

Жыл бұрын

Not sure if it was worth the curse for watching it, but that was a good moment.

@the_j_machine2254

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, *Screenwriter Guy* doesn't give two hoots.

Hey Ryan, have you ever considered doing video game pitch meetings? That's a whole load of new material to work with.

@simdude1990

Жыл бұрын

Video Game Executive Guy: "But it's literally just the same as the last game. Do you think people will buy it?" Video Game Developer Guy: "We can make people think it's better if we slap "Remastered" after the name" Video Game Executive Guy: "Slapping thoughts into peoples minds is TIGHT!"

@berryshmelly4928

Жыл бұрын

Executive Guy: So what do you have for me? Developer Guy: your gonna love this, it's called Redfall.

@dwlonewolf2273

Жыл бұрын

Well he's have to play them.

@berryshmelly4928

Жыл бұрын

Not necessarily, to do a pitch meeting all he has to do is watch a few reviews, maybe some playthroughs. He's not reviewing it himself.

@DravenX53

Жыл бұрын

​@Berry shmelly don't you think that'd be transparently disingenuous? That'd be like trying to do one of these about a movie he's only seen the trailers of. Pretty hard to mock honestly if you have even seen it.

Thank you, Ryan, for making the *"Fast -10 Your Seat Belt"* reference! 🥰

"What else is going on?" "Not much. You?" "In the movie." "You're not in the movie." I almost sprayed water everywhere. Ryan, you're a genius.

@giovannigiovanni.7220

Жыл бұрын

3:27

@renab.7390

Жыл бұрын

yeah that got a smirk outta me

@JacobGforce

Жыл бұрын

What it feels like talking to my grandma sometimes.

@HarloffGoes2GalaxysEdge

Жыл бұрын

Really?...

@cybersecurityforcivilians

Жыл бұрын

Seriously, you were drinking something while watching a Pitch Meeting? Just how new are you? :D

“Play rocket league at the Vatican” is the best line that’s ever come out of a pitch meeting

@ghostnike901

Жыл бұрын

I was halfway expecting to see them at an e-sports tournament when he said thtat

@Koinoyokan01

Жыл бұрын

My two favorite things; Pitch Meetings and Rocket League just crossed over. My life is complete.

The random celebrity cameo hat is my new favorite Pitch Meeting running joke 😂

Please make a group for all the F&F movies. I love watching the Pitch meetings for them and it would be sweet to have them all in one compilation.

At this point, the only logical next step for the Fast and Furious films is to crossover with the Transformers franchise.

@wumpusrat

Жыл бұрын

Or they get flung back in time and have to create a time machine to take themselves home by cannibalizing one of their cars, combining it with some dinosaur eggs, ancient plants that somehow contain the perfect trace elements they need, and driving SUPER fast down the side of an exploding volcano. Because why not at this point.

@ibidesign

Жыл бұрын

Whoever you are, Xenia, you are a genius and very likely predicting the wacky future accurately.

@keineahnung6184

Жыл бұрын

Or Titane ;)

@maxbrandt6

Жыл бұрын

I can see that happening, we'll throw the Maximals in there too. Dom and Optimus Primal fight off bad guys with more cars and more explosions, who will know the series has completely jumped-the-shark at that point?! 🤣

@magicdance4273

Жыл бұрын

​@Max Brandt I feel like the series jumped the shark about...I unno, when did they start having government black ops work?

5:12 "we are just ending it there, nothing is resolved, we will see what happens in a couple years" is a timeless classic in cinematic industry

@pandaeyez

Жыл бұрын

Walthuh. Put your dick away Waltuhhh.

@jhammond1978

Жыл бұрын

Fr!

@MyBiPolarBearMax

Жыл бұрын

I loved in Citizen Kane when they were like “what is Rosebud? Find out in 2 years in Citizen Kane II, 2 Fast 2 Furiouser”

@alm5992

Жыл бұрын

They even showed the ending in one of the trailers x.x

@Trazynn

Жыл бұрын

The Matrix Reloaded with the mother of all cliffhangers.

The "Not much, you?" and "You're not in the movie..." bits were 12/10 =)))))))))

That 'You're not in the movie' part is hilarious 3:27

ok, we can all agree that the Fast franchise has done everything EXCEPT time travel.

@giovannigiovanni.7220

Жыл бұрын

Time travel and multiverse travel.

@BStover93

Жыл бұрын

They kinda did that going back and changing events to make dead people alive by adding details to old scenes.

@nanananaxhhd4330

Жыл бұрын

Let's make it a meme so they will include it in the next movie like they did with going to space

@ian_snow

Жыл бұрын

That's coming in Fast XI 😂

@MichaelJGauthier

Жыл бұрын

The 3rd movie takes place after the 7th movie. Time travel is tight.

Is there a chance to see producer and screenwriter guys' grandparents having a pitch meeting on classics like Gone With The Wind, Casablanca or Psycho, for example? That would be TIGHT 😂😂😂 greetings from Argentina 🇦🇷

@DreamingDarlin

Жыл бұрын

Great idea!

@briankoepke9891

Жыл бұрын

My vote is for Starship Troopers!

@LilJeezyLoC

Жыл бұрын

@@briankoepke9891 i second Starship Trooper!!

@fj094t58qjf

Жыл бұрын

ooh, old people are TIGHT

@chickflikguru

Жыл бұрын

I love this!!

0:40 that "This time it's... personal-er... I don't care!" was just perfect.

Literally have to pause your videos multiple times so I can laugh, and not miss anything. Always a treat, thankyou.

love how he literally skipped two giant portions of the movies and... it literally doesn't matter. It actually made the story to be a bit tighter and more cohesive

@whoozyyy

Жыл бұрын

Did the movie really end abruptly like that? Are they obviously going to make another?

@Di7manya

Жыл бұрын

@@whoozyyy yeah it ends exactly like that. The dam explodes and the movie ends.

@Di7manya

Жыл бұрын

To be fair a bunch of the storylines kind of go nowhere. Letty and Cipher being in that prison for example literally adds nothing to the main conflict with Dante and just fills time. Same for the sidequest Roman, Tej and Ramsey went into.

@efrainlagunas

Жыл бұрын

@@Di7manya yep, kinda my whole point in the second half of my comment

@efrainlagunas

Жыл бұрын

@@jusilas you mean the guy who betrays him at the end? Yeah, at first I rolled my eyes for the sudden shift but then... it was still bad with the betrayal but at least they tried something

Anyone else remember this franchise started with Dom and crew stealing DVD players and street racing? These sequels are like a fever dream compared to the simple set up of the first movie, and I find it easy to believe the actual pitch meetings going like this

@Collect2Disconnect

Жыл бұрын

Eh still had over the top action scenes. Explosions, deaths, heists, and of course fast cars. Paul walker’s character jumped out of a high speed moving car onto a 18wheeler to remove a man stuck to said 18 wheeler with a wire wrapped around his arm WHILE getting shot at with a shotgun by the truck driver. Tossed the guy back to his car and jumped back to the car himself

@curvedbean81

Жыл бұрын

What if Dom and Brian never made it past the train in the original Fast and Furious? Brian died, and Dom ended up in a coma . That's why all these movies have been so nuts, because it's all in Dom's head. Suddenly it all makes sense. 🤔🤔

@thatoneguychad420

Жыл бұрын

Hell yeah Tokyo drift was the shit. I've only seen the first, the second, Tokyo drift and 4. Haven't seen 5-10

@fluffybunny6970

Жыл бұрын

Yeah they've made 9 movies to many

@Darkness-ie2yl

Жыл бұрын

hey. you keep watching it, theyll keep selling it

The “Hey shut up” has become my new fav line 😆

I think it’s easy to explain why John Cena is the one to ride along with the kid for the movie, and it’s because he’s gotta be because he’s the coolest one to hang with. Like compare to Tyrese, Statham or even Rock and it’s just whatever. But Cena has that kind of energetic fun spark to him.

@raiderc9471

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, even tho his character was a complete 180 from F9, it seemed like it was Cena just being Cena. Which is kinda the best Cena.

Jason Momoa was the only one in on the joke and I love it. This entire cast needs a wake up call lmao

@rjncomedy

Жыл бұрын

Exactly!!!!! He was the only one that acted like that movie is as ridiculous as it is

@ViscusTube

Жыл бұрын

Bro they know. It's not exactly a secret.

@tiberiushazo6326

11 ай бұрын

​@God_Kefka I don't know man, you've got Vin Diesel who genuinely thinks they're making art, and Michelle Rodriguez who said "Where can you go? How many Marvel movies can you make?"

@MrDragga

11 ай бұрын

I think Jason Momoa was auditioning for The Joker 😂☠️

@tiberiushazo6326

11 ай бұрын

@@MrDragga I remember reading something that said he was doing his version of the Joker.

"If that isn't the promise of the premise I don't know what is" is ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!!!

@mkvv5687

Жыл бұрын

I liked that too. If that's not currently "Showrunner Slang" then it will be.

"Playing Rocket League in the Vatican" is so accurate and hilarious 😂

4:24 I like when he said "Oh, no he's part of the family" but with the flat face

I love the “let’s see if we can make the next movie ever dumber than the last” mindset this movie series has. They really seem committed to it.

@Power5

Жыл бұрын

I doubt it. This franchise is owned by Vin Diesel. Pretty sure he thinks these are all great scripts.

@rcole718

Жыл бұрын

​@@Power5Yeah, Vin has ruined this franchise.

@setcheck67

Жыл бұрын

"They're buying it, they're buying it, I can't believe it" mindset.

@ashiqmohammad3713

Жыл бұрын

To be honest I think fast x is better than F9

@walmartpimp2

Жыл бұрын

Dom lifted a Mustang car with one arm in the last one.

The way Don's son just flew from one speeding car into another speeding car while both speeding cars were doing a 180 in the middle of a highway and the boy didn't have not one scratch was just insane!

@mustafahussain3972

Жыл бұрын

Dom flew to save letti in fast 6 .. must be in the genes

@JohannyM

Жыл бұрын

@@mustafahussain3972 ah yes I forgot about that, it's all in the family 👪

@leewelch9567

Жыл бұрын

Like father like son

@jkfecke

Жыл бұрын

​@@leewelch9567 Fambly.

@briannaperea6444

Жыл бұрын

So did Ramsey in furious 7 😂

Honestly, I’d be so stoked if these movies ended with Dom in a hospital bed in a coma constantly mumbling “family…. Vroom… family…” and making engine sounds and we find out that he’s been in a coma since the end of F&F when he got hit by that truck and flipped.. Brian never helped him escape because his brain was leaking on the floor so he called for help. All of this has been the imagination of a man with severe brain damage making car noises while handcuffed to a hospital bed for dvd theft and illegal street racing. It would make the most sense.

"So what else is going on?" "Nothing much... you?" XD

The one and only reason I want this franchise to continue is for more pitch meetings of it.

@davela79

Жыл бұрын

Truth Last movie I actually watched was the first one where the Rock was "family" & the only one I've watched more than once was the 1st movie

@thatoneguychad420

Жыл бұрын

​@@davela79 I stopped after number 4. I think the rock comes in the 5th? I'm not sure j actually finished number 4, I can only remember the opening scene and it sucked.

@Finnigan28

Жыл бұрын

I only saw the one in Japan when I was a teenager. Mostly because Japan, I couldn't care less about cars. That was enough for me

@SmoothOperaturr

Жыл бұрын

They could've ended it on the first and had a legacy film like so many other greats, instead they took the end scene with the train and injected steroids into the formula and went off the rails.. such a disappointing shame.

This has to be the most accurate pitch meeting for any movie!

@brontosa5351

Жыл бұрын

Are you saying others are less accurate?

@jujunorman4695

Жыл бұрын

@@nolotilanne i would not be surprised

“So what else is going on?””not much you?”😂

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." This just has to be the motivation behind this movie's plot.

@neggroplease

Жыл бұрын

I read this in Wolowitz voice. FML 😂

@borskavin6395

Жыл бұрын

How dare you insult Inigo Montoya like that. He was iconic, a true delight everytime he was on screen, & the Princess Bride is a classic! Sorry for getting passionate, I'm sure you didn't mean to insult any of that. And since I heard that Jason Momoa was the best part about Fast X, I don't really mind

@marcusostrander5971

Жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure that scene inspired a lot of plot lines for a lot of movies

@borskavin6395

Жыл бұрын

@@marcusostrander5971 probably, but mostly not in a good way :D

@briankoepke9891

Жыл бұрын

He's a distant relative.

*Fast and Furiously sharing this to 7 people* Whew, that was close. Good thing I sent it to family, since they mean so much to me.

@les907

Жыл бұрын

Wow, given the circumstances, it must have been very difficult accomplish that in such a short amount of time.

@jelita_

Жыл бұрын

@@les907 Actually it's super easy, barely an incovenience.

"Fast Ten: Your Seatbelts" would've actually been a great name

lol i mean i come for the catchphrases, but errry video i come away with a new delightful nugget, and it's 99% because of your masterful editing, Ryan: "alright, so what else is going on? / "oh not much, you?" / "in the movie." / "you're not in the movie!" *chef's kiss*, my brother :)

When Ryan said "Family", I felt it... We are a family, fellow Pitchers!

@LCyte88

Жыл бұрын

Yes!

@EclipseOverSalem

Жыл бұрын

Family is tight

@slatd0029

Жыл бұрын

Wow wow wow Wow

@jhammond1978

Жыл бұрын

​@@slatd0029 wow

@sampigg7933

Жыл бұрын

So you have a new family for me?

I can't help but think that, as those mercenaries were rigging up those car-harpoons to their helicopters, they were getting a feeling that this was probably not going to work out well for them.

@comradetaco3003

Жыл бұрын

I like your Mad-Libs

@returnoftheredeye

Жыл бұрын

How you gonna say 'car harpoons', and not shorten it to 'carpoons'? That's the real question.

@Born2drool

Жыл бұрын

Does that mean a 'harpoon tank' would be 'POONTANG'?

@delinquentpanda

Жыл бұрын

@@Born2drool Or would it be hank?

@Born2drool

Жыл бұрын

@delinquentpanda ...or if it was a 'tomahawk harpoon tank' would it be a 'TOMHANK'? Huh? No? Nothin'? Boy, tough comments section! I'll just let myself out...

The way he said “oh no, he’s part of the family” 😂😂😂

“You’re not in the Movie!” Hahahah Ryan yer cracking me up. Watched this instead of the movie. Thanks for the 90 minutes of my life! 🎉

4:19 damn Ryan pulled off a 20 Combo Finisher right there

@MyBiPolarBearMax

Жыл бұрын

Fatality

one of the best franchise to be in this video format 😂 Ryan doesn't even have to think too hard to find the crazy stuff

@etherealicer

9 ай бұрын

Yeah, he even glanced over the fact that a Submarine emerged in the Antarctic... Because that is pretty much expected at this point. I mean sure there is rock underneath that ice, not water, but whatever...

@huoshewu

5 ай бұрын

@@etherealicer Having to watch and remember the last 9 movies for "Didn't that guy explode the moon?" or whatever for this one to be like "Oh, yeah, that guy LOVES the moon. Moon's biggest fan." is the real hero actions. If they just put a mining drill on the front of the sub, nobody would ask questions because fight scene/explosion/fast car!!!

That "What else is going on?" bit was great, thank you for that chuckle.

One of the problems with the second part not being shot back to back is that Brian (the child) will be almost a teenager. It would be weird unless they make a time jump and even so...

That was a hilarious pitch meeting! I love the part when the pitch guy says they gotta go to Portugal because that’s where his dart landed on the map 😆

@jeffML3926

11 ай бұрын

L'd mfao 🤣💯

I love how the Fast series is so beyond logic and common sense and physics and even professional criticism. It's awesome

@doublep1980

Жыл бұрын

To quote the review of the Critical Drinker: ".... these movies are so stupid, they have become immune against conventional movie criticism..."

@LucianDevine

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, at this point if you go to one of them expecting anything less than something that defies all logic and common sense, it's on you, not them.

@michaelaramis1210

Жыл бұрын

@@LucianDevine yeah, you know what you are paying for i had same feeling from Resident Evil Franchise of movies

@LucianDevine

Жыл бұрын

@@michaelaramis1210 Exactly, and if you go in expecting anything else, then you deserve to be disappointed.

@Alvaro89Rus

Жыл бұрын

Well it least they don't pretend. You feel they having fun doing it(except Vin Diesedl if rumores are true). I can respect that.

Your channel is the only way I consume movies nowadays. Keep up the excellent job

Please Do a pitch meeting for the movie Goncharov, it’s the greatest mobster movie of all time! Goncharov is an old classic and definitely deserves a pitch meeting video!

You could really tell that Ryan hated this movie🤣

@akmaldanial67

Жыл бұрын

Nah, he always watches movies while trying to find anything he can joke about, even for good movies. 😅

"If that's not the promise of the premise, I don't know *what* is." Brilliant.

"Revenge is always personal" Ryan, can't believe you missed the opportunity of this line!

I demand more screen rants for more movies. This is one of the 2 channels I will watch before deciding to watch a movie with few exceptions. After the disaster that was the last season of game of thrones and the disrespect to Han Solo's character, I refuse to be subjected to the poor writing, regurgitated scripts and subversion plots and endings. Spoilers should be a feature, not a warning. I refuse to watch a film without knowing where the story is going. You are doing the Lord's work.

Me : Why did Dwayne Johnson come back after he swore he wouldn't return to the franchise Mr. Krabs: ...MONEY...

I honestly think it’s fascinating how we collectively, as a species, decided this franchise needs 10 installments. See you in two years for 11 Fast 11 Furious

@HerculesBallsInc

Жыл бұрын

As a species? You think aborigines in Ghana and the last remaining Inuit had a lot to do with the production of this movie? I'd wager that half the species doesn't even know this movie exists.

@das-9962

Жыл бұрын

@@HerculesBallsInc I put the blame almost exclusively on Ghana aborigines. It's the rest of the population I was being unfair to

@HerculesBallsInc

Жыл бұрын

@@das-9962 Lol!

@Darkness-ie2yl

Жыл бұрын

it heralds our doom like the movie Idiocracy coming to life. But i guess we'll just continue on this path and make cute comments about it for likes

@HerculesBallsInc

11 ай бұрын

@@seanmatyas BECAUSE I'M WATCHING YOU CONSTANTLY!

Han couldn’t help himself and ate the fun muffins is just a callback to how Giselle realized he quit smoking and had to constantly eat snacks to keep his fingers occupied

Idk how many times I watched this and showed my friends but "forces Dom to play rocket league" literally get me every time

My face hurts from smiling ear to ear for 6 minutes straight

@Nick-dg2rx

Жыл бұрын

Smiling for 6 minutes straight is tight!

@7ebr830

Жыл бұрын

You should see a doctor. That ain't right.

@ctakitimu

Жыл бұрын

Is someone lookin' for a fight?

A huge explosion, followed by a line of dialog saying nobody died? Was Fast X dubbed by Ocean? "Too bad it's Sunday, those buildings would've been filled up tomorrow."

Brillant and hilarious as always! I imagine the "wow wow wow" to have been 10 times, with the tenth somehow being a roman/latin wow :D

Thank you, Ryan. I needed to laugh. Great video. ❤

As the Fast & Furious saga gets wilder, so do their pitch meetings. This was amazing 😂

"If that's not the promise of the premise" NEEDS to be a new catchphrase, it's too good

I've been watching these for years and this easily one of my favorite pitches. Well done as always, Ryan!

Lmfaoooo "what agency?", THE 😂😂

Ryan George with glasses and Ryan George without glasses are genuinely better written and more developed characters than every character in the entire Fast and Furious film franchise. I'm not sure if that's funny or not...

@corin418

Жыл бұрын

What are you talking about? they're completely different people!

@casey7113

Жыл бұрын

You should see him with the moustache

@LucianDevine

Жыл бұрын

@@corin418 And second cousins!

@andrewwashere82

Жыл бұрын

Technically, they're both Ryan George, but still separate. I'm guessing his side hustle is renting his clones to Screen Rant.

@xtremeskyman

Жыл бұрын

I detect no lies

4:20 Did he just do the Howard Dean "Byaaaah!" ???🤔 😂🤣🤣😂

Some movies were unaffected by the writers' strike because there was no appreciable amount of writing in them to begin with.

I’ve seen the last 7 movies of this franchise exclusively through Pitch Meetings I just realised 😂 it’s been great!

@daninaydenova7115

Жыл бұрын

that's exactly how I've been watching movies lately. nothing released by Zombiewood will ever get close to the quality of these here Pitch Meetings

1:57 what agency ? THE 😂😂😂

@ConstantOwlk

8 ай бұрын

No not "THE😂😂😂" its "THE"

Yes! This one was great. So many good lines. I agree, that scene with Pete Davidson was so random and dumb. They were fighting like kids and then throwing either cocaine or pixie dust into the air. And Han should've been tripping for longer than that. Also, the part when you said "in the movie...I'm not in the movie" had me dying. Totally caught me off guard. (Totally catching me off guard is tight!)

Hey Ryan, have you ever thought about doing video games pitch meetings? That would be great!

We all wanted it to be called “Fas10 Your Seatbelts” but they didn’t do that because they’re weak.

@HufflepuffBaseball42313

Жыл бұрын

Eh it’s a lame title, without the “Your Seatbelts” part it would be good

@electricsoul3355

Жыл бұрын

@@HufflepuffBaseball42313 yeah but then the title wouldn’t make sense.

@HufflepuffBaseball42313

Жыл бұрын

@@electricsoul3355 nah they could just get away with calling it “Fast10” like “Fast Five”

Thank you Ryan. At this point these pitch meetings really save a lot of popcorn money for me.

I'm so thankful for this channel. Now I know what happens without having to watch any of these movies that I don't want to watch.

One of your funniest videos so far Ryan. I love your content. Bonjour from Montréal.

I have to admit that Ryan makes me want to see a lot of movies even if it's for curiosity

@martinsmith5520

Жыл бұрын

Totally has the opposite effect for me.

@ninjarider2941

Жыл бұрын

You are missing the point. Ryan watched it so you don't have to. He shows the absurdity, shallowness, immaturity, excess, and overall poor quality of big-budget Hollywood products. It's just mindless audiovisual stimulation, loosely tied together with dialogue. Don't give your valuable time and money to a bunch of decadent champagne liberal elites. You should be mocking them.

@RENEG4DE4NGEL

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, no. This movie was bad. A literal dumpster fire could look at Fast X and it would say, "Whoa, at least I'm not THAT guy!"

@paleflower

Жыл бұрын

I know what you mean, I watch pitch meetings so I don’t have to watch the film but then he makes me want to just for laughs 😂

@7ebr830

Жыл бұрын

​@@martinsmith5520 Thanks. I came here to say exactly that, but you saved me from having to.

You know the comedy is next level when "The" is an absolutely perfect punch line.

"Make'em punch each other!! This isn't a slow-burn DrAmA!" -- I'm dying!

Watching the Pitch Meeting before the actual movie; super easy, barely an inconvenience

The pitch meetings for these movies have consistently been so much better than the actual movies, that includes Ryan's acting.

Im a simple man. I see a pitch meeting, I watch

Using superfast quotes to describe how personal it is to dom is great!

Omg the cameo hat thing is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

Thank you Ryan for another awesome Pitch Meeting. I always look forward to new episodes and I have yet to be disappointed with any of them. Keep up the great work. I also want to thank you for acknowledging something that I have not yet found anything about online, that being Little B pulling the trigger, killing at least 4 guys and being pumped about it together with uncle Jakob. Maybe I have watched to many Pitch Meeting, Honest Trailers and Cinema Sins videos but sometimes I can't completely turn the analyzing part of my brain off for popcorn action movies, which is why during that scene I could not help but think "dude that kid just took out at least 4 guys - looking forward to that realization/reaction down the line" (honestly I don't think that will ever come up and also maybe the exploding cars did not kill the passengers, who knows in this franchise xD). After the movie I mentioned this to my friends and they were like "I did not even think about that while watching, why can't you stop thinking and cheer for the explosions like the kid did?" My only response was that this could lead to a little psychopath down the line - which I guess could be the plotline for "Fast & Furious 18" where Little B is all grown up and needs to be stopped by his family... Sorry about the long rant but it really bugged me that seemingly no one acknoledged this part or just brushed it off as "they were bad guys" or "I would want him to do that in this situation to save them" - in any case this should have an impact on the kid in some way and not the laughing "yeah we blew them up". I just think this seems such a deliberate choice to have him actually pull the trigger - why not have the uncle pull the trigger instead of reloading. With the emphasis on family and coming together to support each other which they always bring up, I really hope this is not simply forgotton about. Anyway once again thank you for the video and anyone reading this, thanks for indulging in my little rant.

@AllenMS828

11 ай бұрын

I actually had the same concern. That part of the movie didn't sit well with me at all.

@sergiosaunier

11 ай бұрын

Unfortunately, nobody you talked to giving a crap is just a sign of the times we're living in, mate.

Can you do an Oblivion Pitch Meeting? Weird request I know but I just watched it for the first time and I genuinely think it’s a perfect movie to make a pitch meeting for 👌

@ProudPapaJD

Жыл бұрын

That would be tight!

@gerardsanders3225

Жыл бұрын

I don't know if you're asking him to expand into video games or if there's some movie I don't know about, but either way I'm excited for this content.

@TheMrBigJeff

Жыл бұрын

@@gerardsanders3225 It’s a decent film - Tom Cruise flick; one of his films that I return to on occasion just for the aesthetic and ambiance of the film. As an action sci-fi mystery film it’s absolutely brilliant, especially in this day and age of awful sequels haha would highly recommend a watch if you’re a fan of Minority Report (not as good as that film overall but certainly an interesting, fun, action romp)

@JJ-wj9qt

Жыл бұрын

I agree the movie Oblivion

@dermagnus8482

Жыл бұрын

@@TheMrBigJeff I wish I would have a million of these drones for personal use.