Falling in Love with Everyone on the Subway - Jim Gaffigan
Комедия
Jim Gaffigan admits to fantasizing about marrying nearly everyone he sees on the subway and wonders who came up with the idea for bottled water.
About Comedy Central Presents:
These half-hour specials showcased some of the best up-and-coming comedians of the moment. The show was a pivotal stepping stone for many of today's stand-up stars, including Dave Chappelle, Patton Oswalt, Amy Schumer, Jim Gaffigan, Kevin Hart, Zach Galifianakis, Dane Cook, Bill Burr, Wanda Sykes and Maria Bamford.
Subscribe to Comedy Central Stand-Up: / @standup
Watch more Comedy Central Stand-Up: / standup
Follow Comedy Central Stand-Up:
Twitter: / standup
Facebook: / standup
Instagram: / ccstandup
Watch full Comedy Central stand-up specials: www.cc.com/topic/stand-up
#StandUp #JimGaffigan
#StandUp .
Comedy Central Stand-Up: Anti-Bias Statement: www.cc.com/info/k32ti7/ccsu-a...
Пікірлер: 466
For whatever reason young Jim Gaffigan looks older than older Jim Gaffigan.
@faybelle2991
4 жыл бұрын
Agree.
@dylancole5985
4 жыл бұрын
Very true
@lindaclark5911
4 жыл бұрын
No sir, he just looks academic, in an elton john swede kinda way😉
@BeingFireRetardant
4 жыл бұрын
It's simply the power of extra cheeseburgers... Fatness makes you jolly.
@ThadSpencerBandBrothers
4 жыл бұрын
its his glasses
So strange to hear him say he’s single. Now he mentions his five kids every bit
@ohmyblindman
4 жыл бұрын
yeah this is old content
@Protectobot
4 жыл бұрын
I think he said he actually has a thousand kids now lols
@zyxwut321
4 жыл бұрын
Ah, yes. 1990s baby Jim Gaffigan. Pre-Gaffigang.
@petitio_principii
4 жыл бұрын
Isn't it fifteen kids by now?
@everwhat013
4 жыл бұрын
i know, i didn't think he was ever single. i figured he and his wife had a pre-arranged mormon wedding right out of high school.
I've always been impressed with Gaffigan's ability to keep it clean and hilarious at the same time. Easily in my top 10 comedians.
@zyxwut321
4 жыл бұрын
At that time he was probably a little less funny than now. I remember seeing him back around that time on Comedy Central and thinking, "this guy's smile funny, not laughing funny."
@elguero9279
4 жыл бұрын
He's pretty good. Although I've never understood people's obsession with clean comedy. Great comedy makes you think not just laugh. Generally that requires touching on some sensitive issues. There is a reason the all time greats are Carlin and Pryor
@lisaf.2636
4 жыл бұрын
Clean comedy is 1000 times more difficult. It always impresses me.
@michellejentzsch9564
4 жыл бұрын
Others on the list?
@emcgrew2
4 жыл бұрын
@@lisaf.2636 Is it? Some of my fave comedians swear, that's not the reason they're hilarious
You can tell by looking at him, this is before he discovered hot pockets.
@methembethomastshuma9587
4 жыл бұрын
hahaha hot pocket!!!!
@DaisyCasillas
4 жыл бұрын
LOL
@scramblesthedeathdealer
4 жыл бұрын
@@PlzPr3sspl4y You have perfectly merged 2 brands into one jingle that's as catchy as herpes. 😂👍
@oldladybird8528
4 жыл бұрын
HarHar😊
@threetreasures7698
4 жыл бұрын
Waaay before... 😆
Watching him perform as a young man, it made me happy for (and for some reason, proud of) him to win the audience so well. He was probably already making a name for himself by this time, but I think it's so cool to see him coming into his own comedy prowess.
Been quoting the water bit and the Mexican food bit ever since this aired 20-ish years ago. He sure has made an impresion on me! That's why he's stands the test of time.
@faybelle2991
4 жыл бұрын
Mexican Food!!🌯🌮🌯🌯🌮
“My father was from Sweden and my mother was Elton John.” 🤣🤣🤣
@adfmo2195
4 жыл бұрын
I know! That should’ve gotten way more laughs lol
@factsoverfiction7826
3 жыл бұрын
"He was a very good Mommy!"
The older he gets the more hair magically grows on his head. Scientists want to study him.
@williamtecumsehsherman4574
4 жыл бұрын
It’s called a hair transplant
@TRJ2241987
3 жыл бұрын
haha it's not some secret, he's literally admitted to his hair plugs before...."The nice thing about gaining weight is that your hair grows back with the use of hair plugs!"
"...my mother was Elton John. He was a good mommy." 😅🤣😂
Narrator: He is now addicted to mayonaise
Omg he was so young🤣. Seen him live absolutely one of my favorite comedians😂🤣👏🏾
@SoulKingBK
4 жыл бұрын
me_not_me_2008 he looks younger and older at the same time
@user-wz1uo9gw4h
4 жыл бұрын
Haha I was gonna say he looks the same age
@ATalkingBadger
4 жыл бұрын
We don't care that you've seen him live. Millions have.
@SoulKingBK
4 жыл бұрын
ATalkingBadger people who aren’t jackasses care
@ekklesiast
4 жыл бұрын
But he looks older here
Nobody will EVER steal Jim’s act...it’s all in the voice & his patent delivery.
The first bottled water was Evian spelled backwards that is naive
@D_Parks
4 жыл бұрын
Wow, never realized
@byte01010101me
4 жыл бұрын
Dehydrated water has a much longer shelf-life than regular water.
@johncrookston6111
4 жыл бұрын
@@byte01010101me yeah it makes it much lighter to carry too
@johncrookston6111
4 жыл бұрын
@surfitlive yes it absolutely is from France they were the first ones
@zzzcocopepe
3 жыл бұрын
That wasn't the first bottled water. Bottling water has been a part of human civilization since the dawn of time. According to the encyclopedia, Evian started around 1789. However, Jacksons was a bottled water company in the US in 1967.
This video makes me realize just how long I’ve been a Jim Gaffigan fan.
He looks like Dwight from "The Office"
@JPMJPM
4 жыл бұрын
He does!
@drrunner
4 жыл бұрын
Or like Reginald Dwight “Elton John”, circa 1976.
@drrunner
4 жыл бұрын
Or like Reginald Dwight “Elton John”, circa 1976.
@kelliegray6088
4 жыл бұрын
Except Dwight's eyes are 10 inches wider
@nadiashireensiddiqi
3 жыл бұрын
Dilbert before his face got puffy
That mayonnaise bit is still amazing! Who else emulates that today?
@Protectobot
4 жыл бұрын
There's another guy that loves to talk about food, but in a different way, I think: maybe John Pinnette (sp?!) lol
@yvjohns
4 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr, I'd say.
This is a classic. I swear 20 years passed and I feel like it was just yesterday. I remember when old Jimmy boy was new on the scene.
He looked like David Letterman.
@supaman7832
4 жыл бұрын
Eric Rose Bingo 😆
@daveg4236
4 жыл бұрын
No
So cool he’s ALWAYS been funny! Didn’t know
This is more watery than water 🤣
4:12 I was watching an interview with one of the ad execs responsible for making bottled water popular and she said that was exactly the public's reaction at first. They had to make ads with celebrities drinking bottled water in order to convince the public it was a cool thing to do.
Goodness! His looks has come a long way!!!! He's a handsome teddy bear now with a killer beard!
This is the first ever clip I saw of Mr. Gaffigan! He's changed his style so much, but he's always been able to make me laugh 🤣
I'm French, live near Evian and had a blast! The whole video is 100% hilarious!!!
This is one of the best 6 minutes in stand-up history.
the only comedian who looks like he's an accountant
he does look like elton john
love the jim gaffigan show ! need a 3rd season !!!
Wait.... his hairline. He has more hair now..good job buddy!!!
@ATalkingBadger
4 жыл бұрын
Just like his mother, Elton John.
@ohmyblindman
4 жыл бұрын
yeah, and he's really been working out a lot too.
@Protectobot
4 жыл бұрын
I was just talking about that! Maybe Bosley Medical hair restoration or some junk?!
@ppumpkin3282
4 жыл бұрын
When I saw this I immediately remembered I forgot to put on my Roagaine. I am not sure he has more top hair now, but with the beard you don't notice as much, and he combs over.
@Protectobot
4 жыл бұрын
@@ppumpkin3282 I'm lucky I have long blond hair, and my dad's in his 80s and still has his hair, but his younger brother went bald when he was in his 20s, so ya never know if you will inherit the DHT male-pattern baldness gene. I think my hairline has receded a bit but I haven't really been paying attention to my temples (?) until recently lol. If I go bald at any age and can't reverse it (eating pumpkin seeds to block DHT production, keeping good blow flow to the scalp and follicles, etc.), I just hope shaving my head won't be difficult (as a lot of other white guys seems to keep their heads 100% shaved all the time) cos I'd prefer that to hair on the edges/fringes :P
Hot pockets and then diet pills were the ads I got before this. Lol
Couple dozens Hooooot Pockets later and a side of mayonnaise! Lol 😆
@Protectobot
4 жыл бұрын
Directions for preparing hot pockets: 'open package, insert directly in toilet' LOL 😂
He’s soooo funny! My favorite comedian!
My sister in laws water just broke lol impeccable timing😍😍😍😍😍😄😂😃😁😀😆😄😃😂😁😀
@Protectobot
4 жыл бұрын
YIKES!...maybe she should bottle it and sell it to the French as 'imported' exotic U. S. water!
@lindaclark5911
4 жыл бұрын
Protectobot bahahaha good one😉
@Protectobot
4 жыл бұрын
@@lindaclark5911 thanks lol and I hope your sis in law is ok!
So funny I could listen to this every day for the rest of my life so help me
Heard this before but had to again. Funny man!
The bottled water thing, idk if it'll hold up over time, LoL
@Germatti13489
4 жыл бұрын
bottled water came out in 1989 so the bottled water joke has held up this long! I remember the first time I saw bottled water. I thought, heck you can get a free drink out of the water fountain, why would I buy it?! Now there aren't any water fountains and people like to carry water with them everywhere they go now.
@factsoverfiction7826
3 жыл бұрын
Water with caffeine ... Yup, bottled caffeinated water. Almost bought one ...
Great humor, Thank you!
This is known as the Dwight Schrute larvae stage. It precedes the Elton John phase and eventual full metamorphis into Phillip Seymour hoffman
single then, has 5 kids now ! Time flies
@Opine_Divine
4 жыл бұрын
So does his semen, apparently. Duck!
comedy central, please add the year the clips were filmed to the actual video or at least the description! thanksagainpleaseandbyee
@BS-ql9zm
4 жыл бұрын
Aired July 12, 2000
@BS-ql9zm
4 жыл бұрын
@What Are You On About that's why I said "aired"
This is gold.
@adamolastero3728
4 жыл бұрын
Its straight garbage
falling in love with strangers while commuting on public transit is too real for me
I love this guy. He is always so funny.
Jim you are funny, creative and clarify out thinking process to the tee.
A segment on bottled water. How long has Jim been around..How old is this? Lol. Funny as usual. One of my favorite comedians.
guy at 2:00 is like... "wow, that's me.." XD
Fantastic set
"... I know you can get water free out of any faucet, but I wanna pay for it." No joke. At the apartment complex I'm living at, I received a water bill for more than $1000... It was mistakenly put in my mailbox. I was so confused. 😂🤣😅
@Protectobot
4 жыл бұрын
YIGH! Musta been scary for a hot minute! Like when you get a new phone number and you keep getting calls from a debt collector but they're for one of the previous owners of your number!
Early Stylings of Gaffigan 👌🏼
So funny to see Jim single. I wish I could go in and tell him he'd have 5 kids in a few years from this!
Hasnt lost his touch at all lol. Keep up the awesomeness
Young Jim Gaffigan looks like old David Letterman
Wow he used to look like Elton John and now he's Philip Seymour Hoffman lol
I watched this when it aired on Comedy Central
Thank you Jim, for getting me in the mood for Meditation and visualization to manifest my amazing life that I’m now living 😍😍
@DrJ-hx7wv
2 жыл бұрын
You sound like you're one chardonnay away from total meltdown.
Like his mayonnaise bit. I also like how he greatly improved his "audience voice" from 2:21
Ahhh Jim. He was so young and so old.
I genuinely thought from the thumbnail "Since when does Elton John do stand up?! Gotta see this!"
Lol you used to wear suits Jim?! Too funny!
Looking good Jim! And keep the jokes coming
Jim looks so different when he’s young!
This is great!
This is realy good stuuuuffffff !!!!! 😂🤣🤪😁
The joke about water sounds to be true 💯😋
God... he is depressingly accurate about Indiana residents.
@TroIIingThemSoftly
4 жыл бұрын
Maybe if you live in the sticks. Indianapolis is a great city.
@unbeknownstsoul9240
4 жыл бұрын
@@TroIIingThemSoftly Boring to live in for the rest of your life.
@stevenstover5994
4 жыл бұрын
😂
Try spelling Evian backwards...
@JoshMcSwain
4 жыл бұрын
WOW...never thought of that
@blahblah8037
4 жыл бұрын
That hardly makes one naive.
@timothycook2917
4 жыл бұрын
"The French said it would be a good idea" 😁
@zazuzazz5419
4 жыл бұрын
Simon ... N - A - I - V - - - Say, wait a minute!!!
@alliedatheistalliance6776
4 жыл бұрын
It's French, and they're known for their cleanliness
0:23 cindy lou who's face when the grinch is in her living room on christmas night
We're from Arizona... No one's FROM Arizona.
How about a hot pocket inside of a hot pocket?? My favorite! Ppl used to throw hot pockets at him on stage. He said they hurt cuz they were frozen!
How OLD is this video? He's so young! Love him.
@theman1412
4 жыл бұрын
20
Dude I fast forwarded to find the u dont drink part and got It perfectly, first try.
He looks like Dave Letterman years back. Must be the glasses.
@richsackett3423
4 жыл бұрын
And the hair and the face.
@AsadtheTutor
4 жыл бұрын
The mouths are really similar too.
He’s so in shape. Lol
An ad for Nuggets and Burgers from Wendy’s came on after this clip. A 2 for $5 deal. Gaffigan approved👍
I knew this was old when he said he wasn't married...so many of his bits involve his many children nowadays. Love this guy
Great crowd for this show!
Millenials will never get why buying water is strange. Mostly because we were never afraid to drink it out of a garden hose.
this is epic
Nailing it
He looks older in this than he does now
@peejay4606
4 жыл бұрын
I know right.
This guy's going places that's for sure
@heavenly5644
4 жыл бұрын
"Oh you are joking right?"Jim is famous as hell already😄news flash he's also acts in movies too.And he's an Awesomely Amazing actor!😆I'm sorry maybe your from another country that's why you don't know all this already or maybe you were just being sarcastic? Please let me know I'm very curious.peace out yo
@anton56789
4 жыл бұрын
@@heavenly5644 Yes, I am from the land of coy and low-hanging humor
@heavenly5644
4 жыл бұрын
@@anton56789 Wow that's sad and interesting.Im from newyork city 😊 and thanks for taking the time to answer my question I really appreciate it😊Have a wonderful,pleasant day
Clean comedy 💯❤️
I hate it when people put these videos on and they say it was published in 2019 but don’t let you know the year it was actually from.
@PaulDA2000
4 жыл бұрын
angeloeastblanco First of all you’re an idiot to say I’m full of hate just because I made an observation. 2nd of all my name is Paul. Or can’t you tell from my profile pic that I’m a man? Third of all, it makes sense to let us know when a video was filmed.
@user-ed8zf5zv5j
4 жыл бұрын
@@PaulDA2000 You're obviously in love with anglebeastblanche.
@PaulDA2000
4 жыл бұрын
Gar An Who is that?
@jjooeegg1
4 жыл бұрын
1987
@PaulDA2000
4 жыл бұрын
jjooeegg1 Wow! He’s been around for over 30 years?! Never even heard of him until a month ago!
He is very good! He should become professional 😁
Jim Gaffigan is the best and funniest comedian in the world!
Wow. This was before the cake and hot Pockets... 😉
His puncline is like Pepsi and Cola; the same drink in a different bottle given different name
TikTok: 2:30 is the drinking and mayonaise part.
@miaramirez2812
4 жыл бұрын
P//MBECH thank u
He looked like a blonde Dwight Schrute!!
Even if his jokes arent really all that funny, he's still entertaining.
"Let's sell Mexican Food to the North Americans. The French said it would be a good idea."
Skinny Gaffigan! Awesome!
I always knew this Letterman guy was talented!
How does he look younger now? He’s definitely had a hair transplant. He has way more now.
@blahblah8037
4 жыл бұрын
He doesn’t look younger. If you’re that blind it’s sad
@zairman
4 жыл бұрын
@@blahblah8037 People are dumb.
@Taquitoman138
4 жыл бұрын
@@zairman he's looking at the time stamp from when it was posted, for some reason CC reposted it in 2019
@daveg4236
4 жыл бұрын
N B huh? You're blind
Someone I knew ten years ago said the same thing about Mexican food!!!
Jim went from looking like a serial killer to looking like Thanos.
This was the stand up that introduced me to Jim Gaffigan! Where is the rest of the show, anyone got it? I remember him mentioning "5 kids, Catholic" or something like that, about Catholic families, ironically. LOL!
Genius
Oops, Mexico is in North America. There is a recipe with instructions for boiled water on Epicurious.
@Protectobot
4 жыл бұрын
He shoulda said MORE-north North Americans haha
Beef, beans, cheese and rice. Platted differently.