Explicit Language Warning: Mystery Wolf-Like-Thing in Montana

Look...I say the F word a few times in this video. Not sure how that happened, but it didn't feel like I had a choice.

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  • @dav1dsm1th
    @dav1dsm1th6 жыл бұрын

    It seems statistically and fiscally unlikely the farmer would accidentally have the correct bullets loaded to take down a weirwolf.

  • @route2070

    @route2070

    6 жыл бұрын

    David Smith people collect weird things, you never know.

  • @Theraot

    @Theraot

    6 жыл бұрын

    Do you mean a weirdwolf? No, of course the farmer would not have the right bullet. A decepticon is not going down that easily.

  • @anthonynorman7545

    @anthonynorman7545

    6 жыл бұрын

    That is a practical counterpoint that I did not consider because I disregarded the potential of a werewolf.

  • @soliloquy3478

    @soliloquy3478

    Жыл бұрын

    Maybe he improvised with some jewelry. Or silver bullets are passed down in his family.

  • @dav1dsm1th

    @dav1dsm1th

    Жыл бұрын

    @@soliloquy3478 Four years later me has no recollection what four years ago me was talking about.

  • @mathiasramirez3975
    @mathiasramirez39754 жыл бұрын

    Update: Turns out, its justly a slighly wierd looking wolf, not even a wolf dog.

  • @noreenelizabeth6617

    @noreenelizabeth6617

    3 жыл бұрын

    I just started watching this and googled it... I was like *darn... not a wolf dog*

  • @nero1835

    @nero1835

    2 жыл бұрын

    thank you for updating us

  • @DINGD0NG...

    @DINGD0NG...

    Жыл бұрын

    Meh, it turned out it is just a completely normal wolf really Scientists testing the wolf said when it arrived they were confused with the statements that is was a weird, wolf-like animal, since it was just a normal looking wolf. The ears seemed bigger, the arms and paws smaller, but it was because of how the photos were taken. They said it was a normal, 2-3 years old female, and that's it lmao

  • @patriciaangelapainter8278

    @patriciaangelapainter8278

    Жыл бұрын

    Digerdoo

  • @malta7406

    @malta7406

    Жыл бұрын

    Thanks!

  • @sam2theme
    @sam2theme6 жыл бұрын

    Hank explaining a wolf and a dog mating by saying “let’s be friends, but more than friends. Like friends with benefits” pretty much made my day.

  • @crawlinsideasong
    @crawlinsideasong6 жыл бұрын

    Captions on the very last sentence mistook "a llama" for "Obama" which is hilarious, but now I've got Hank's Obama Llama Song in my head.

  • @puupipo

    @puupipo

    6 жыл бұрын

    Maybe this video is actually political commentary disguised as a harmless story about a wolf-like-thing. WE'RE ON TO YOU HANK.

  • @RhondaKL

    @RhondaKL

    6 жыл бұрын

    I heard Obama too and the way Hank said it sent me into hyena style laughter. Add to that,I also have Hank’s Obama’s Llama song in my head. Therefore,my hyena laugh continues.

  • @sus1221

    @sus1221

    6 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @thelojay

    @thelojay

    6 жыл бұрын

    crawlinsideasong brb, gonna go listen to that now

  • @qwertyuoip1234

    @qwertyuoip1234

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bang the president! It’s fun! It’s easy.

  • @TierZoo
    @TierZoo6 жыл бұрын

    Well I have to say I never considered that llamas could be a viable support class but you're right, they've got a solid matchup vs wolves and are immune to [Infatuation]

  • @krabkit

    @krabkit

    6 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @maniam5460

    @maniam5460

    6 жыл бұрын

    Woah, tier zoo watches Hank Green

  • @zebedeesummers4413

    @zebedeesummers4413

    6 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @cassandravaupel7589

    @cassandravaupel7589

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yessssss

  • @HEAVY_CREAM

    @HEAVY_CREAM

    6 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @christopherrichardd
    @christopherrichardd6 жыл бұрын

    This was a great lunch date, Hank. Hope we get together again soon.

  • @IrisGlowingBlue

    @IrisGlowingBlue

    6 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @Maximusbuckelew

    @Maximusbuckelew

    6 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @GreaterBookWyrm

    @GreaterBookWyrm

    6 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @lilchibee

    @lilchibee

    6 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @shailpacholi9080

    @shailpacholi9080

    6 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @LillianRZP
    @LillianRZP3 жыл бұрын

    In case anyone was curious, it turned out to just be a young grey wolf, it looks very strange in comparison to other wolves though

  • @shpeftopolis
    @shpeftopolis6 жыл бұрын

    Did anyone else get a Mr. Rogers vibe at the beginning when he says "It's time for lunch... I figured maybe you'd want to have lunch with me"? This type of video should be A Thing! Lunch with Hank where he talks about Things!

  • @cpottervlog8122
    @cpottervlog81226 жыл бұрын

    I kind of prefer R rated Hank

  • @nachochips8090

    @nachochips8090

    6 жыл бұрын

    "don't fuck a llama ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

  • @jamesollerhead9019

    @jamesollerhead9019

    6 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @Cadwaladr

    @Cadwaladr

    6 жыл бұрын

    I just watched Deadpool 2 today, so this is pretty mild by comparison.

  • @silverandexact

    @silverandexact

    6 жыл бұрын

    I haven't seen R-rated Hank since "Nerd Gurl"

  • @ju13hpm

    @ju13hpm

    6 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @somaniradhika
    @somaniradhika6 жыл бұрын

    No Hank. Question isn't what animal did it do. It's what animal did it's mother do.

  • @hankschannel

    @hankschannel

    6 жыл бұрын

    I realized this while editing but, like, look....I didn't care.

  • @somaniradhika

    @somaniradhika

    6 жыл бұрын

    hankschannel Fairs.

  • @DemiDragonQueen

    @DemiDragonQueen

    6 жыл бұрын

    I did that same thing with my final paper

  • @cchavez48098

    @cchavez48098

    6 жыл бұрын

    DemiDragonQueen R.I.P.

  • @FancyGeeks

    @FancyGeeks

    6 жыл бұрын

    hankschannel: Good choice.

  • @DontTrippMe
    @DontTrippMe6 жыл бұрын

    Came to hear Hank cuss, stayed because Wolfdog llamas

  • @sylviaodhner
    @sylviaodhner6 жыл бұрын

    Do they not neuter their sheep dogs?

  • @somaniradhika

    @somaniradhika

    6 жыл бұрын

    Sylvia Odhner I was thinking about that.

  • @hankschannel

    @hankschannel

    6 жыл бұрын

    I think sometimes they want to breed the dogs so they don't spay or neuter. Also maybe male dogs are more aggressive when not neutered and they want to maintain that.

  • @MsJaneEHawkins

    @MsJaneEHawkins

    6 жыл бұрын

    Not speaking from direct knowledge, but you might want to breed a good sheep dog.

  • @derkarlotto

    @derkarlotto

    6 жыл бұрын

    Or why don't they just use female dog's?

  • @derkarlotto

    @derkarlotto

    6 жыл бұрын

    ok, just saw Hanks reply. That's probably also the reason they don't only use females.

  • @1224chrisng
    @1224chrisng6 жыл бұрын

    I think "Don't F a Llama" is just good life advice

  • @Veeeee.

    @Veeeee.

    6 жыл бұрын

    Need a shirt with that on it. Someone make it please

  • @Dragontongue18

    @Dragontongue18

    6 жыл бұрын

    "Don't fuck a llama!" - Hank Green, 2018

  • @mcook6005

    @mcook6005

    6 жыл бұрын

    The llamas definitely have a salute every morning where they vow "don't fuck wolves."

  • @mikekuppen6256

    @mikekuppen6256

    6 жыл бұрын

    French the llama, don´t fuck it.

  • @Piemasteratron

    @Piemasteratron

    6 жыл бұрын

    Random Guy probably comes in handy much more often than thou shalt not kill

  • @lorenadiutori2946
    @lorenadiutori29466 жыл бұрын

    Hank eating, 10/10. Hank eating while talking about a Not Wolf between bites, 13/10.

  • @ecogeek234

    @ecogeek234

    6 жыл бұрын

    Loren Adiutori Not Wolf, not to be confused with Nat Wolff

  • @luvurnignog

    @luvurnignog

    6 жыл бұрын

    Loren Adiutori +

  • @ClimbaRock5

    @ClimbaRock5

    6 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @MicahAndersenNeverStopWriting

    @MicahAndersenNeverStopWriting

    6 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @Dragontongue18

    @Dragontongue18

    6 жыл бұрын

    big mood

  • @ThePrimevalVoid
    @ThePrimevalVoid6 жыл бұрын

    Hank your headphones getting tugged by your chair is KILLING ME.

  • @cedareverly5450

    @cedareverly5450

    5 жыл бұрын

    But not the eating sounds?😅

  • @angiepangie989
    @angiepangie989 Жыл бұрын

    I abso-fucking-loutely love it when Hank cusses 😁😂. He's always either fundraising so he can continue teaching millions of kids (and adults) for free, or fundraising for really amazing causes and giving us updates to see the good coming from our donations, or he's doing something else incredibly wholesome. Hank & John have donated so much of their own money to their own causes because they actually believe in making the world a better place, and these guys seem so damn perfect.... Then I clicked on the video and Hank is talking about llama's will definitely never fuck a wolf, but a sheep dog might fuck a wolf and then we have wolf dogs and they can fuck and reproduce. But not a llama.

  • @fraserorourke2028
    @fraserorourke20286 жыл бұрын

    Wolf llama- 100%

  • @luvurnignog

    @luvurnignog

    6 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @ClimbaRock5

    @ClimbaRock5

    6 жыл бұрын

    Fraser O'Rourke +

  • @hyun631

    @hyun631

    6 жыл бұрын

    Oh no

  • @leviathan6626

    @leviathan6626

    6 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @lunacouer

    @lunacouer

    6 жыл бұрын

    Fraser O'Rourke +

  • @IstasPumaNevada
    @IstasPumaNevada6 жыл бұрын

    For those that don't know, wolf dogs are generally not a good idea. When you breed a wolf with a dog it's basically a dice-roll as to how much of the characteristics of each you get. You can get a wolf-looking canine that acts like a dog, but you can also get a dog-looking canine that acts like a dangerously untame wolf, and everything in between. Bottom line, it's best for everyone involved if you don't encourage breeding these two animals.

  • @themink17

    @themink17

    4 жыл бұрын

    We have the same thing with Dingos. However a "little" bit of dingo in the mix is a good thing. so Quarter breed Dingos are generally smarter than normal dogs - but still dog-like enough to be fun to hang out with.

  • @fransiscozip1459

    @fransiscozip1459

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wolf dog cross is a very bad idea..cute when young..wolf ish as they grow...ask your vet..or the dnr..wild animals are wild animals..keep them in the national parks..in the quiet corners.

  • @alwaysyouramanda

    @alwaysyouramanda

    3 жыл бұрын

    I remember seeing something about foxes being bred- only the most docile and horrendously wild. They found a gene responsible for adrenaline made them wild, and in so many generations, the more docile fox’s coats started to turn white.

  • @MisterCynic18

    @MisterCynic18

    Жыл бұрын

    Nature is healing

  • @Stettafire

    @Stettafire

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm 99% sure they're not legal where I am for that reason and in many places you need licenses to keep them. They don't deserve to die horribly but they should not be bred and should only be kept by trained individuals who know what they're doing.

  • @kenziepiacenti2310
    @kenziepiacenti23106 жыл бұрын

    My dog was 1/4th wolf, it was really interesting because even after only having 1/4th wolf in him he would still howl, and he had the eyes that Hank was talking about where you could see him thinking. He would also contemplate like sunsets and the ocean and stuff, like just sit and watch them.

  • @FancyGeeks
    @FancyGeeks6 жыл бұрын

    Off the cuff Hank is the best Hank. F*** Yeah.

  • @FancyGeeks

    @FancyGeeks

    6 жыл бұрын

    Also I love that the wolf's name is Jeffery and he does TPS reports at work. That's some grade A+ universe building right there.

  • @jnh9601
    @jnh96016 жыл бұрын

    I just love random story Hank.

  • @jnh9601

    @jnh9601

    6 жыл бұрын

    Also: Don't f*** a llama.

  • @ClimbaRock5

    @ClimbaRock5

    6 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @mckayahpugh6554
    @mckayahpugh65546 жыл бұрын

    Hank. How dare you go the whole video without showing us the darn wolf-dog! I want to see it!

  • @TheRaquelephant

    @TheRaquelephant

    6 жыл бұрын

    www.kulr8.com/story/38269348/wolf-like-animal-killed-near-denton

  • @Kingatje

    @Kingatje

    6 жыл бұрын

    Raquel E The real MVP!

  • @itisdevonly

    @itisdevonly

    6 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @sherriecrawford6134

    @sherriecrawford6134

    6 жыл бұрын

    Do subway sandwiches make you tipsy?

  • @CookingwithQ
    @CookingwithQ6 жыл бұрын

    This is one of the greatest videos Hank has ever made

  • @Syndicate888
    @Syndicate8882 жыл бұрын

    8:14 Hank, I just love how incredibly expressive (and, almost.. disconcerting?) *your* eyes got when talking about wolf eyes. As always, you're a treasure 😁

  • @uhohhotdog
    @uhohhotdog6 жыл бұрын

    We’re going to need updates on this situation

  • @KatOfDiamonds

    @KatOfDiamonds

    6 жыл бұрын

    Uhohhotdog Gaming agreed

  • @PJTMercury

    @PJTMercury

    6 жыл бұрын

    Uhohhotdog Gaming +

  • @Raya-xw5ud

    @Raya-xw5ud

    6 жыл бұрын

    I concur.

  • @dinosaurchickennuggets5138

    @dinosaurchickennuggets5138

    6 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @uhohhotdog

    @uhohhotdog

    5 жыл бұрын

    Allison Marston thanks

  • @katiehayes5027
    @katiehayes50276 жыл бұрын

    I follow hankschannel for exclusive Montana cryptid sightings

  • @OAmoretNoctis1Izzy

    @OAmoretNoctis1Izzy

    6 жыл бұрын

    Katie Hayes +

  • @twojuiceman

    @twojuiceman

    3 жыл бұрын

    "This weeks bizarre beast is a dead wolf-dog hybrid"

  • @emyoswald
    @emyoswald3 жыл бұрын

    It’s actually pretty common for hybrid offspring to be larger than the parents! It’s called “hybrid vigor,” and a great example of this are ligers. This gal turned out to be a grey wolf with unusual features, but not a hybrid or a coyote! I came back to this because I remember this video and Chris’s comment on a semi-regular basis and I was eating lunch. So hi from 2020, I wish this were the weirdest part of the yea.

  • @gabstevens870
    @gabstevens8704 жыл бұрын

    Now realizing your favorite sandwich from subway... is Andy’s favorite subway sandwich. ...Neat!

  • @TheAvaLady
    @TheAvaLady6 жыл бұрын

    The “pro-llama argument” is the best

  • @kelleenbrx6649

    @kelleenbrx6649

    6 жыл бұрын

    FRENCH THE LLAMA!

  • @ClimbaRock5

    @ClimbaRock5

    6 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @nerd2478
    @nerd24786 жыл бұрын

    I hadn't ever thought about how small subways are until this video. Thanks.

  • @smaddiem9492
    @smaddiem9492 Жыл бұрын

    "Don't F- a llama!" Is my favorite send off I've ever heard in a video. Thank you for making me laugh today, Hank. 🤣

  • @cocochen5650
    @cocochen56506 жыл бұрын

    Never thought I'd hear Hank discuss the potential friends with benefits relationship between a dog and a wolf

  • @nat5464
    @nat54646 жыл бұрын

    Whereas a llama would be like "LOOK" AHAHAHAH I wasn't ready for how much I enjoyed this video, thanks Hank :)

  • @jmcosmos
    @jmcosmos6 жыл бұрын

    As someone who actually has met a semi-domesticated wolfdog up close (in a sex-toy shop ... don't ask, it's a Story), I can testify they are big mofos. She stood about a meter at the shoulder and was roughly the same size as an Irish wolfhound (which I've also met up close). She politely sniffed me, and I politely let her, and gave her a skritch behind the ears which she seemed to enjoy. For all that, I would NOT have wanted to meet her without her owner around to remind her of her manners.

  • @rottenwings

    @rottenwings

    2 жыл бұрын

    Theyre bred for pets around here, with small percentage ofc. 10-15% wolf. I can see the benefits that could benefit dogs health-wise, but it needs to be done carefully and bred resposibly

  • @ThisismyYTaccount12
    @ThisismyYTaccount124 жыл бұрын

    Puts John's "French the llama" phrase in a whole new light...

  • @sunstripe85
    @sunstripe856 жыл бұрын

    Annnnnnd now because of this video, I just watched a bunch of "llama guarding/protecting sheep" videos, and couldn't find one that was as dramatic as I wanted to see, but was still v impressed with the llamas nonetheless.

  • @k213389
    @k2133896 жыл бұрын

    I can’t remember who said it, I think it was Jack London, but some famous writer said that the eyes of wolves are the most similar to the eyes of humans, and when we look at them, we see something of ourselves in their cunning and ruthlessness and intelligence. Which I think is too complimentary to humans, but it is true that the eyes are very unnerving and mysterious.

  • @JackToeRip

    @JackToeRip

    5 жыл бұрын

    There's an intelligence behind them. Of which they are definitely sizing you up, and calculating how hard it would be to kill you and if they could get away with it.

  • @vcostello712

    @vcostello712

    5 жыл бұрын

    anecdotally, i may or may not have smoked too much weed and been very weirded out by my friends' dogs' eye contact. i was very convinced there were basically little people brains behind those eyes

  • @soliloquy3478

    @soliloquy3478

    Жыл бұрын

    @@vcostello712 there are. They're basically children.

  • @devkergirl2025
    @devkergirl20256 жыл бұрын

    Hank Green cursing, my prays have been answered.

  • @Naiadryade

    @Naiadryade

    6 жыл бұрын

    I do hope you listen to Holy Fucking Science, then! It's on a break for rebranding, bdut there are lots of high-quality episodes with plenty of Hank swears out there for the listening.

  • @devkergirl2025

    @devkergirl2025

    6 жыл бұрын

    Naiadryade Thanks, I'll check it out.

  • @Drksparrow

    @Drksparrow

    6 жыл бұрын

    He also curses in his podcast with his wife called "Delete This". Very enjoyable. =D

  • @devkergirl2025

    @devkergirl2025

    6 жыл бұрын

    Erika Liu That's even better. Fucking Thank You. You've made my day. ;-)

  • @tallicedlatte

    @tallicedlatte

    6 жыл бұрын

    LOL :D

  • @airplainchild
    @airplainchild6 жыл бұрын

    Best mukbang ever.

  • @coolpeepsunite
    @coolpeepsunite6 жыл бұрын

    These are genuinely the most enjoyable videos I have watched in a long time. It's like watching myself ramble about something, except something i don't already know about, and it's flipping amazing. Both hilarious and informative to an insane extent, where the fact that it is informal only adds to the awesome. I don't think you are even capable of forgetting to be awesome, Hank, but i will continue spreading around the reminder. #DFTBA

  • @madmarbles
    @madmarbles6 жыл бұрын

    Hank, tortillas are basically just flour, water, and fat (generally lard, sometimes butter). You should make them sometime. It's fun. (And delicious)

  • @strider04

    @strider04

    6 жыл бұрын

    Vivian if its made with corn flour as it usually is you need to add slacked lime

  • @booisl33t

    @booisl33t

    6 жыл бұрын

    you can make flour tortillas with oil. as for corn tortillas, you can just use masaca and water.

  • @meghanna2034

    @meghanna2034

    6 жыл бұрын

    booisl33t I read “masaca” as “mascara”. So that was a weird moment for me.

  • @stormbob
    @stormbob6 жыл бұрын

    "Lunch With Hank" should be a regular thing. This is my favorite video from the Vlogbrothers Empire in a long time.

  • @Kayjai97
    @Kayjai976 жыл бұрын

    Hank really is a great storyteller. I should be thinking "oh the poor wolf-dog" but instead I'm thinking of wolf/llama dynamics. Yes to more of these random videos!

  • @Bucknik
    @Bucknik6 жыл бұрын

    Maybe it's the canine version of a Liger, which lacks the "stop growing" attribute. Just keeps getting bigger.

  • @sydg9388
    @sydg93886 жыл бұрын

    I can't wait for the genetic testing to come back

  • @the_schrecky

    @the_schrecky

    6 жыл бұрын

    Syd G +

  • @avapatino6058

    @avapatino6058

    6 жыл бұрын

    Michelle Winters +

  • @avapatino6058

    @avapatino6058

    6 жыл бұрын

    I want an update when they do

  • @cleverfoxcrochet

    @cleverfoxcrochet

    6 жыл бұрын

    Sadly it won't show much, if it IS a wolf/dog. Their DNA is too similar to have any noticeable difference. Most wolf/dog sanctuaries use phenotypes to assess the animals

  • @poetsinlove

    @poetsinlove

    3 жыл бұрын

    It came back canis lupus, grey wolf. No evidence of hybridization, it was just young and had some physical variance to what we usually think of as wolves

  • @Howdy_Its_Ash
    @Howdy_Its_Ash6 жыл бұрын

    I have a friend who keeps alpacas. They got a llama to protect the alpacas, because coyotes and foxes. The llama stomped the coyote to death

  • @cms53
    @cms536 жыл бұрын

    Oh man, these are the types of videos I miss from Brotherhood 2.0. Just random hilarious musings from Hank. Thank you Hank.

  • @allydening4241
    @allydening42416 жыл бұрын

    When you have that relation-sheep with wolves

  • @jagrubster
    @jagrubster6 жыл бұрын

    When you get a vlogbrothers video and a hankchannel video on the same day 🙅🏾‍♀️ 👊🏾

  • @squeekytoy123

    @squeekytoy123

    6 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @mikefalzone
    @mikefalzone6 жыл бұрын

    I’d like to know how please.

  • @hankschannel

    @hankschannel

    6 жыл бұрын

    mikefalzone how what?!

  • @Shasync

    @Shasync

    6 жыл бұрын

    Mighta been wolf rape 😬

  • @quasimeowdo

    @quasimeowdo

    6 жыл бұрын

    I heard about a chihuahua and a big dog doing the doggy do and the chihuahua was the dad. He could stand on something and get up in there where a big male dog and a tiny female dog, that's just not happening. So I guess it depends on how big the participants were.

  • @mikeoliver3254

    @mikeoliver3254

    6 жыл бұрын

    mikefalzone well you get a llama and...

  • @oohdannyboy

    @oohdannyboy

    5 жыл бұрын

    Doggy position I imagine.

  • @TheMeggles90
    @TheMeggles906 жыл бұрын

    I have been watching scishow for years but this channel only just showed up in my suggested feed and wow, I must say I am loving unfiltered hank!

  • @ceilidancr
    @ceilidancr6 жыл бұрын

    Haven’t laughed that hard at a KZread video in a looooong time. Thank you Hank! Also the looking in a wolf’s eyes and seeing it thinking part 100% explains werewolf stories, I love that.

  • @angelaarreaga3765
    @angelaarreaga37656 жыл бұрын

    Actually Hank, yes a tortilla is either Maza or flour, mixed with lard and rolled out

  • @splat1012008
    @splat10120086 жыл бұрын

    those headphones are going to get knocked off soon :)

  • @hankschannel

    @hankschannel

    6 жыл бұрын

    RIGHT?! Jesus! I have now removed the headphone cable from my chair arm!

  • @splat1012008

    @splat1012008

    6 жыл бұрын

    haha, I think this is the best comment I had on YT video :) Keep up the great work!

  • @joostvhts

    @joostvhts

    6 жыл бұрын

    hankschannel Good to know, it kept me on edge the entire video :)

  • @AmeyRedkar7695

    @AmeyRedkar7695

    6 жыл бұрын

    SOON

  • @MicahAndersenNeverStopWriting

    @MicahAndersenNeverStopWriting

    6 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @theqwertykeyvoard100
    @theqwertykeyvoard1006 жыл бұрын

    i’m honestly living for these like rambly hand vids and they’re always such a surprise i LOVE this also you eventually losing the polite “do it” language and just being like “a wolf is not gonna fuck a llama” is absolutely hilarious

  • @theqwertykeyvoard100

    @theqwertykeyvoard100

    6 жыл бұрын

    jesus christ the end made this possibly one of my fave vids of all time pls do more of these

  • @amanday3103
    @amanday31035 жыл бұрын

    I don’t know what amazes me more: The fact that you made a 10-minute video about wolf-dogs or that I watched it all the way through.

  • @skylerwitherspoon
    @skylerwitherspoon6 жыл бұрын

    I love these videos! I know this is not an original comment but I want to vocalize how much I enjoy them so you might be more likely to continue doing them :) supportsupportsupport

  • @simonkemfors
    @simonkemfors6 жыл бұрын

    I guess don't fuck a Lama is a good piece of advice, but I feel like it's a little obvious, don't ya think?

  • @nerdcity
    @nerdcity6 жыл бұрын

    Social eating and silent social burping

  • @isabelsong21
    @isabelsong216 жыл бұрын

    I like this kind of video because it feels like a friend just telling you a fun story over lunch.

  • @Xenos_hive
    @Xenos_hive6 жыл бұрын

    I’d love to have lunch if it wasn’t for the fact that it’s dinner time

  • @overlord9096
    @overlord90966 жыл бұрын

    ...now all I want is subway ^^'

  • @lailedcat
    @lailedcat6 жыл бұрын

    [Insert *don't French the llama* joke here]

  • @shuchinsk
    @shuchinsk3 жыл бұрын

    This lunch convo was a damn delight. Thanks, Hank.

  • @morganelliott6165
    @morganelliott61656 жыл бұрын

    Maybe it's like 3/4th wolf. 1st gen wolf-dog did the do with a regular wolf. So it'd be bigger than a usual wolf-dog but still different enough to not look like a regular wolf.

  • @inadvertentsquid
    @inadvertentsquid6 жыл бұрын

    Hank really has those outros nailed

  • @MsENT1010
    @MsENT10106 жыл бұрын

    this is by far the BEST Hank video I have ever seen. Thank you, Hank

  • @MicahAndersenNeverStopWriting
    @MicahAndersenNeverStopWriting6 жыл бұрын

    Gotta say I love these new seemingly random but highly specific nerdy videos

  • @SomeoneBeginingWithI
    @SomeoneBeginingWithI6 жыл бұрын

    What if, instead of having one guard llama, you have multiple guard llamas? So if the wolf does kill the first llama, it still has to fight 2 or 3 more before it can get to the sheep. That would be more of an upfront investment than buying one llama, but you could get a more effective defence system out of it, without the wolfdog issue.

  • @OrigamiMarie

    @OrigamiMarie

    6 жыл бұрын

    And I would have to guess that if a wolf has to deal with more than one llama at the same time, it's going to get harassed back into the wilderness before it does much damage to any of the llamas.

  • @agilemind6241

    @agilemind6241

    6 жыл бұрын

    Hank left it out of the video but depending on the size of the flock to be guarded farmers usually have multiple guard animals, and often of different breeds for maximum protection.

  • @remuladgryta

    @remuladgryta

    6 жыл бұрын

    At what ratio of guard llamas to sheep do you stop being a sheep rancher and become a sheep and llama rancher? :)

  • @gnarthdarkanen7464

    @gnarthdarkanen7464

    6 жыл бұрын

    Fair enough question... I would posit, that somewhere in the 25-30% territory, you're no longer just using the llamas for sheep protection. Llamas and alpacas are also raised for some textiles... Alpacas particularly for their softer hairs... AND before you freak right out, they're generally sheered exactly like the sheep for wool... With highly skilled sheerers and good equipment, a fleece is very much the same principle from one to the next... Along with Agilemind up there, the ranchers I've known have employed Donkeys as protection animals... I'm actually kind of surprised this wasn't mentioned either directly in the vid' nor anywhere in the Comments that I've looked... Donkeys are particularly aggressive against predators, along with being generally willful and kind of a pain in the ass to domesticate for personalized purposes... At the same time, once you manage to befriend a Donkey, you've got a pretty damn stalwart friend. They have been known to run themselves to death to please their chosen masters... so there's that. I've been kicked and spat at by llamas... AND I was threatened by a donkey once... I backed straight down from the donkey, though... that's a whole lotta "nope". ;o)

  • @oswegoicebox3064

    @oswegoicebox3064

    6 жыл бұрын

    Anyone trying to successfully use LLAMAS against WOLVES is going to be very disappointed. If a wolf is hungry, a llama is definitely going to be a good snack, and no llama would be stupid enough to try to fight a wolf. Llamas are not guard animals, and I don't know why the myth that they are is so prevalent

  • @laurensomething1899
    @laurensomething18996 жыл бұрын

    Hank, these videos keep getting better and I'm sooooo here for it

  • @NippoleonBonerparts
    @NippoleonBonerparts6 жыл бұрын

    Please don't stop doing these videos. I love the extra content and how casual the conversation is.

  • @lynnaschaefer
    @lynnaschaefer6 жыл бұрын

    Thank you, Hank. Have been very much appreciating hankschannel. 10/10 would have lunch time stories with you again.

  • @samrakita4279
    @samrakita42796 жыл бұрын

    "Chewpacapra is a goat like thing" As a cryptid nerd I gotta correct you buddy! Chewpacabra's feed on goats, the name meaning "goat sucker." Most folks report the chewpacabra as looking like a dog with really bad mange, which is what most folks think the chewpacabra is.

  • @hankschannel

    @hankschannel

    6 жыл бұрын

    THANK YOU!

  • @eliwest3393

    @eliwest3393

    6 жыл бұрын

    It's a chupacabra, slight spell correction, but yes on all other counts. Also hi fellow cryptid nerd!

  • @samrakita4279

    @samrakita4279

    6 жыл бұрын

    Thank you for the right spelling! All spellcheck was giving me was 'chemotherapy'!

  • @eliwest3393

    @eliwest3393

    6 жыл бұрын

    Sam Rakita You're welcome!

  • @MajoraZ

    @MajoraZ

    6 жыл бұрын

    Chupacabra's were originally described as a reptilian cross between Grey Aliens and Kangaroos, the only reason people describe them as "dog like" is because people who don't know anything about them just started to call random mangey wolves and coyotes they came across as "chupacabara's"

  • @saphira8080
    @saphira80806 жыл бұрын

    Don’t french a Llama? But... John told me it’s okay D:

  • @Roll587

    @Roll587

    6 жыл бұрын

    Saphira You're amazing.

  • @avapatino6058

    @avapatino6058

    6 жыл бұрын

    Saphira good ass job

  • @RhondaKL

    @RhondaKL

    6 жыл бұрын

    Frenching the llama is acceptable. Anything beyond that is frowned upon.

  • @rikareader9315

    @rikareader9315

    6 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @fengjiang4920

    @fengjiang4920

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's okay as long as you're not a wolf.

  • @jaimie00
    @jaimie006 жыл бұрын

    I can't tell you how much I enjoyed this video as a zoologist, but also just a viewer of things on the internet. Thank you.

  • @KenKopin
    @KenKopin6 жыл бұрын

    It amuses me to realize that someone at Complexly has the job of creating the socks they sell each month, and I *know* they already have the iconography available to make "Don't F a Llama" socks. #🚫

  • @kaileyschronicles3497
    @kaileyschronicles34976 жыл бұрын

    I took this way too seriously and sat there for a bit too long wondering if I was pro-dog or pro-llama ...

  • @Stevonicus
    @Stevonicus6 жыл бұрын

    I assumed it was a particularly nasty looking coywolf. I really liked Emily Graslie's video on coywolves from a while ago.

  • @Ebrahim_17
    @Ebrahim_176 жыл бұрын

    lol these random Hank vids are so funny! that wolf-dog looks like a BEAST though!

  • @AutisticSLP
    @AutisticSLP6 жыл бұрын

    I’m really enjoying these extra videos you’re putting out.

  • @andrineslife
    @andrineslife6 жыл бұрын

    These videos just keep getting more and more wonderful Hank. Now I want a llama-wolf combo.

  • @kelleenbrx6649

    @kelleenbrx6649

    6 жыл бұрын

    FRENCH THE LLAMA!

  • @AstronautSPIta
    @AstronautSPIta6 жыл бұрын

    Please keep us updated on this matter in future hankschannel vids. I'm more involved in this than in rupaul's drag race. Ok, maybe not, but I'm really involved

  • @katerw9650
    @katerw96506 жыл бұрын

    I will say, this video along with being very interesting, was a great dose of comedic relief. Thanks, Hank.

  • @MamaRavenWolf
    @MamaRavenWolf6 жыл бұрын

    I’m so glad that this is the first Hankschannel I’ve ever watched. This is just great!

  • @madalyngregory5762
    @madalyngregory57626 жыл бұрын

    As soon as I heard this story, I hoped this video would exist. I'm so happy right now.

  • @gnarthdarkanen7464
    @gnarthdarkanen74646 жыл бұрын

    Hey Hank... Great video and all... Interested in those particulars about the "Not-wolf" thing, too... I mean, gigantism is always a possibility in any species (as far as I know)... AND could there maybe (wishful thinking) be some kind of evolutionary throw-back to the "Dog-bear"??? Oh... BUT I wondered... Since you make mention of the "protection llamas" and the (at least) occasional use of species other than dogs for protecting herds, have you NOT heard about ranchers employing donkeys? Around here (okay, laugh... I live in Tennessee) even cattle ranchers are known to keep donkeys to mingle about the herds and watch for predators. Apparently, they're not only better at noticing predators than cattle (don't know with sheep) but they're sure-footed (good in mountains) AND really aggressive toward "strangers"... meaning they'll raise all manners of hell if something (or someone?) comes around to disturb the herd. Finally, I've been kicked by a llama (once upon a time)... AND I'd take another kick from a llama 1000 to 1 again over risking a kick from an angry donkey. SO... just wondering if that (donkey guard practice) was a thing in Montana (that you've heard)... ;o)

  • @samanthabailey02
    @samanthabailey026 жыл бұрын

    Oh my god!!! 😂😂😂 I have been watching you for years and I have always loved your content. But this was so entertaining! Thank you. I literally LOLed.

  • @smurfrise
    @smurfrise6 жыл бұрын

    I love you and I love that you're doing these videos. Thank you!!

  • @GeoffreyCavalier
    @GeoffreyCavalier6 жыл бұрын

    Nearly finished that report, just took a break to watch this video about a wolf-dog monster.

  • @booisl33t
    @booisl33t6 жыл бұрын

    guard dogs are usually raised with the sheep so they view them as family/pack. they are often more attached to the sheep than their owner. which can be tricky if the dog doesn't view the owner as the parent/leader of the whole flock+dog. know a lady in my area who raises dairy goats and has a guard dog. the dog really only responds to her. she doesn't let other people be around him much in case he views them as a threat to his goat family.

  • @Slattery777
    @Slattery7776 жыл бұрын

    Love how many videos you've been posting here lately - I loved the sheep talking to the wolf bit

  • @chelseawhite7117
    @chelseawhite7117 Жыл бұрын

    1000/10 sign-off there. It made me actually laugh when I really needed it, so thank you

  • @thewinterizzy
    @thewinterizzy6 жыл бұрын

    Hank, my lunch break ends in eight minutes. How can you do this to me. 😂 (Just kidding, I’ll add to my watch later.)

  • @Mad.E
    @Mad.E6 жыл бұрын

    Subways are still pretty successful where I live

  • @CotURarelyFTBA
    @CotURarelyFTBA6 жыл бұрын

    Loving all the random nearly stream-of-consciousness videos, Hank. Hope you keep them coming! :)

  • @philledwith8307
    @philledwith83076 жыл бұрын

    There's something about this post(?)(Is that the right word?) that's intensely beautiful and awesome. I think it's one part that it feel much less scripted than usual, and one part the sheer awe-inspired terror/incredulity that you have for the wolf-dog. The wolf-dog is, like, BIG. Wolves are REALLY BIG. I've always liked wolves, I think wolves are great, I've never watched something that made me feel apprehensive about wolves before this. That's awesome. And of course there's one part sheer curious geekery. It's fun and cool to look up things on the fly. And then there's the Llama.

  • @aprildawnsunshine4326
    @aprildawnsunshine43266 жыл бұрын

    I have to know, not bc the video is bad but bc it's fantastic, are you drunk or is this just 100% hank? Bc that was soooooo entertaining to watch! 😁🙅‍♀️

  • @jagrubster
    @jagrubster6 жыл бұрын

    It’s funny to hear cuss words come out of Hank’s sweet innocent face

  • @quirkalurk2491

    @quirkalurk2491

    6 жыл бұрын

    IKR!?

  • @flowersandeverythingelse2369

    @flowersandeverythingelse2369

    6 жыл бұрын

    I had to pause the video multiple times to collect myself. Listening to Hank curse is weirder than hearing any of my old school teachers curse was.

  • @cedareverly5450

    @cedareverly5450

    5 жыл бұрын

    I love it though! Haha

  • @cedareverly5450

    @cedareverly5450

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@flowersandeverythingelse2369 dude I replayed it

  • @elisebrown5230
    @elisebrown52302 жыл бұрын

    Loving stream-of-consciousness Hank, especially the ending point of advice.

  • @laureno5031
    @laureno50316 жыл бұрын

    A Llama is now my spirit animal. Never have I had such a kindred connection. Thanks Hank.