Pizza Cocktails with John and Hank!
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In which John and Hank drink some of your suggested pizza cocktails. Congratulations to Lindsey Thompson on suggesting our favorite of the Pizzamas cocktails.
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Take a shot every time John explains that they don’t have strawberry hill and are instead using mikes hard strawberry lemonade
@pearceburns2787
6 жыл бұрын
What is Strawberry hill anyway?
@caitlynjones2147
6 жыл бұрын
😹😹😹 dead
@carly7958
6 жыл бұрын
Pearce Burns it’s a reallly cheap wine that they talk about in early vlogbrothers
@ninamarie177
6 жыл бұрын
and the characters in John's "Looking for Alaska" drink a lot of it
@anthological2117
6 жыл бұрын
Take a shot of Mike’s hard strawberry lemonade
"Hank, get ahold of yourself, for gods sake." Lmao XD
@mohinimushrif2108
6 жыл бұрын
John is every elder sibling ever :P
@sherylhosler9487
6 жыл бұрын
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John being all big-brotherish with Hank as he gets tipsier and tipsier is the best thing ever.
@aparajitaprabhu1947
3 жыл бұрын
Keren Ruby too true
This video is seven months old, I KNOW! Butttt I turned earlier 21 this month and a long time ago (in my teens) I promised myself that the first alcoholic drink I would buy was Strawberry Hill and here we are! I’m drunk on $3.52 wine that tastes like strawberry and rubbing alcoholic with a hint of regret. I found this video specifically to make this comment. Hey John and Hank, because of course you’ll notice this comment on your old video. Hope your days went well. Happy me celebrating Looking For Alaska and being 21 day! Thanks for reading, like, comment, and subscribe.
@moiradarling97
6 жыл бұрын
Yes, I did like my own comment. No one else is going to!
@Pingviinimursu
2 жыл бұрын
@@moiradarling97 You were wrong. Take this as a lesson. Be more kind to yourself, even some random people on the internet think you deserve it.
@emmag938
2 жыл бұрын
Happy very belated birthday Moira! Hope the past 3 years have been incredibly kind
@HomeWithMyBookshelf
2 жыл бұрын
Happy belated birthday! I hope the taste of regret has disappeared by now.
@L70ECT
2 жыл бұрын
Happy Birthday Moira! I hope you are in good health.
I need approximately 100 more videos where you guys ingest alcohol. 3:36 should be persuasive enough.
@LauraCrampton
6 жыл бұрын
Brynley Louise I think we need drunk question Tuesdays
@Razbeariez
6 жыл бұрын
Laura Barker Best idea.
@IstasPumaNevada
6 жыл бұрын
Please no.
@Razbeariez
6 жыл бұрын
IstasPumaNevada I mean not in a row- that would be very unhealthy. Just like, over the course of time.
@ferrentes
6 жыл бұрын
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**crosses fingers for a hankschannel outtakes video for this**
@ProfessorMusice
6 жыл бұрын
Anna Sappington +
@second0banana
6 жыл бұрын
There aren't enough plus signs in the world to convey how much I agree. +
@meganharris9252
6 жыл бұрын
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@elanorsan708
6 жыл бұрын
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@IrisGlowingBlue
6 жыл бұрын
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Mildly inebriated Hank is best Hank.
@1224chrisng
6 жыл бұрын
I guess you haven't seen Hank on caffeine
@anthological2117
6 жыл бұрын
Random Guy ohhhhohohahh that was the best too
@user-oq6ol5fi2w
6 жыл бұрын
Random Guy YES
@Jenn12141983
6 жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@sherylhosler9487
6 жыл бұрын
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For a second I was really scared when Hank was falling face forward, but then he bit the peep and all was well.
@samrusoff
6 жыл бұрын
He was in a tight spot. He wanted to get some of the peep, so he had to take a huge gulp, but his glass was so much bigger than the shot glass of course it spilled. Good for him for hanging in there
@IrisGlowingBlue
6 жыл бұрын
I assumed he was going to have a reversal of fortune, and I was like OH NOOO but then all was well.
@starpasta
6 жыл бұрын
OMG SAME
@drportland8823
6 жыл бұрын
He bit the peep. What a horrible epitaph that could have been.
@InstrucTube
6 жыл бұрын
Hank Green: He bit the peep. - 2017
Well we now know who's the lightweight :D
@Luke-lw9dg
6 жыл бұрын
Hank had 2 beers on an episode of Holy Fucking Science and it was HILARIOUS
@xarlev
6 жыл бұрын
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@shivani4546
6 жыл бұрын
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@IrisGlowingBlue
6 жыл бұрын
++ Tell us, Luke!
@Luke-lw9dg
6 жыл бұрын
I forget, it was somewhere 29-34, I think it was 29 though
My favorite line by John green "peeps don't have flavors, just shapes."
@matthewpolmanter8294
6 жыл бұрын
Moira H my guess is he hasn't experience the hell that is the key lime pie peep lmao
@andresacosta5318
6 жыл бұрын
Matt Polmanter or the watermelon, cupcake, and pepermint ones
@tmntallthewaydw
3 жыл бұрын
it's a good line but it is a false line, some peeps have flavor AND shape
What's the cocktail name for a blended happy meal?
@quintingell
6 жыл бұрын
I call it the "Bad decision"
@1224chrisng
6 жыл бұрын
unsandwiched sadness
@taken_over3416
6 жыл бұрын
Diabetes
@thistles.and.thread
6 жыл бұрын
the “nope”
@TheLetterbomber
6 жыл бұрын
The "Punishment"
I feel like that "Hank, get a hold of yourself" was so genuine, and also not the first time he's had to tell him thay while drinking together 😂
"Hank, get ahold of yourself" 😂😂😂😂
@cassia1797
5 жыл бұрын
Put that on a shirt! 😁
Lmao Hank handles booze the same way I handle vlogbrothers uploads
@IrisGlowingBlue
6 жыл бұрын
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
@vampyricon7026
6 жыл бұрын
+ LOL
So I guess we know who holds their liquor better now, John. Can't say im surprised lolol
Hank is such a lightweight omg
I love how Hank's getting toasted, and John's just takin' it like a champ.
John trying not to giggle when telling Hank to get it together. Iconic.
I love how you can clearly see Hank being tipsy, but as soon as he starts talking facts - difining vodka etc - he's all sober sudenly. Science is science! :)
"excuse me while i pour myself another one" HANK what are you doing with that peep loving the pizza-kun shirt btw this is incredible i love it 10/10 would try
@ravenclawtimelord5050
6 жыл бұрын
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Drunk Green brothers are amazing, why has this been kept from me!??
@DecafKauffee
6 жыл бұрын
Stubbe watch the VidCon episodes of Beer and Board Games on Blamesocietyfilms
@Luke-lw9dg
6 жыл бұрын
Also there's an episode of HFS in which Hank had 2 beers. It was absolutely hilarious.
@offthepath7958
6 жыл бұрын
I will have to look those up, John drinks a bit on a cooking show with... Hart? Idk it's been a while
@dewayner5388
6 жыл бұрын
“Hank is a princess” search it now. It is in my top five of all of their videos.
@MCAndyT
6 жыл бұрын
@Matthew Rowland: Thank you for this! Hilarious
2:14 Here we see demonstrated the two universal reactions to taking a bad shot. I am definitely a Hank, but I have so much respect for Johns.
The way Hank ate the Peep at the end made me wonder how Kurt the Punk Rock Nerdfighter is doing...you guys should reconnect with him haha
@susannacruser2044
6 жыл бұрын
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“Hank... get a hold of yourself for God’s sakes”
Love the phrase “You’re the reason we’re in this problem.” PS. I think you need to do this again but as a Dear Hank and John Podcast. PPS. I died laughing watching John judging Hank before telling him to get a hold of himself....
Drunk hank is the very best
Theres literally (or figuratively? Sorry Im german) a whole section in the Wikipedia about the Vodka story being a myth. "Vodka myth: A very popular Russian story is that it was Mendeleev who came up with the 40% standard strength of vodka in 1894, after having been appointed Director of the Bureau of Weights and Measures with the assignment to formulate new state standards for the production of vodka. This story has, for instance, been used in marketing claims by the Russian Standard vodka brand that, "In 1894, Dmitri Mendeleev, the greatest scientist in all Russia, received the decree to set the Imperial quality standard for Russian vodka and the 'Russian Standard' was born",[53] or that the vodka is "compliant with the highest quality of Russian vodka approved by the royal government commission headed by Mendeleev in 1894."[54] While it is true that Mendeleev in 1892 became head of the Archive of Weights and Measures in Saint Petersburg, and evolved it into a government bureau the following year, that institution was never involved in setting any production quality standards, but was issued with standardising Russian trade weights and measuring instruments. Furthermore, the 40% standard strength was already introduced by the Russian government in 1843, when Mendeleev was nine years old.[54] The basis for the whole story is a popular myth that Mendeleev's 1865 doctoral dissertation "A Discourse on the combination of alcohol and water" contained a statement that 38% is the ideal strength of vodka, and that this number was later rounded to 40% to simplify the calculation of alcohol tax. However, Mendeleev's dissertation was about alcohol concentrations over 70% and he never wrote anything about vodka.[54][55]"
@seanfraser3125
6 жыл бұрын
NighteeeY You did use literally correctly, good job!
@1224chrisng
6 жыл бұрын
Sean Fraser the Vodka is a Lie Now I want Cake Vodka, is that a thing ?
@eviesigler3390
6 жыл бұрын
NighteeeY +
@4mpersan
6 жыл бұрын
Yes it is: Pinnacle brand. (It's also gross.)
Gosh pizzamas is always the best
2:26 Willis carrier invented the air conditioner but I'm not sure what that has to do with anything
CONGRATS TO SAID COCKTAIL WINNER
@vampyricon7026
6 жыл бұрын
CONGRATS!!
I think I need to make my whole wardrobe Pizza John.
I'm getting all vlogbrothers reunion videos in the home section and I'm here for it
Oh wow I'm here early. P.S. Drunk Hank is best Hank. I'd love to see more drunk Hank and John during P4A. Maybe a drunk Dear Hank and John episode as a P4A perk???
@kcallamajaji
6 жыл бұрын
omg that'd be awesome!
@emilyboj
6 жыл бұрын
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*Tuataria-Pizzamashunt 4* Letter:8s- I personally think the Pizzajohn-Shot Glass is an excellent Pizzamas merch item. Though there are so many amazing items with Pizzajohn's face on it. I really couldn't tell what one's my favorite. All those glorious pieces of art should have their own museum.
i was lucky enough to be in the SF show to hear stories of the aftermath of this much alcohol consumption
@varsitydanni
6 жыл бұрын
PLEASE SHARE
@allergictoalliteration6033
6 жыл бұрын
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@meghanna2034
6 жыл бұрын
Do tell!!
@idalizette3150
6 жыл бұрын
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@Inucat
6 жыл бұрын
share please :D
Hank spitting out his drink made me spit out my own drink from laughing
I didn't think they were actually going to follow through on this one, but I'm so glad they did. Watching them consume and enjoy vlogbrother-themed drinks out of pizza-mass themed shot glasses DURING pizza-mass was an extra present itself.
John: Here's to the species continuing to 2018 🥂 2020:
3:19 This is what naive self-published authors say about their books.
@gilliangarrett1300
6 жыл бұрын
Adam Collier Idk, I really think the creator of VidCon knows how marketing works.
@Animenite97
6 жыл бұрын
I mean, I'm pretty sure Hank was joking. I was going off of that joke. I deliberated between keeping or omitting the "This isn't how marketing works" bit. Wasn't sure which was funnier. I should of left it.
@gilliangarrett1300
6 жыл бұрын
Adam Collier ah sorry, I misread your sarcasm about his sarcasm, and regret my misdirected sarcasm 😬 DFTBA
@Animenite97
6 жыл бұрын
lol, no worries.
@randomsandra4039
6 жыл бұрын
You rock!
2:38 "I feel like I'm flying like a G6." Oh, drunk hank is the BEST HANK!!!!!
Top 10 Italian Dishes
@1224chrisng
6 жыл бұрын
Mozzarella Cheese Sticks minus Wisconsin I guess that just leaves the Mozzarella and I guess nine kinds of Pizzas
@starlinguk
6 жыл бұрын
Calzone, calzone, calzone, calzone, calzone, calzone, calzone, calzone, calzone and calzone.
If I'm old enough to drink but don't like the taste of alcohol, can I still use the pizza John glass for Coke??
@meganahlquist-cheung4014
6 жыл бұрын
Maria Victoria Gelvez My college sold "toothpick holders" since it was a dry campus. Pretty sure you can do whatever you want with them. :)
@NinjaNerdOG
6 жыл бұрын
Use it as a syrup holder to dunk your pancakes in...
@djradost6524
6 жыл бұрын
you *can* use it for coke, but you *should* use it for dr. pepper and various combinations of (non-alcoholic) beverages of your own making, preferably still involving dr. pepper. but no one will judge what you use it for.
@1224chrisng
6 жыл бұрын
No, Only Dr Pepper
@mariavictoriagelvez7193
6 жыл бұрын
djradost where I live we don't have doctor pepper, so I have to use coke
Drunk Hank is fun'ner than regular Hank?!? And finally.. someone who can get drunk on lesser alcohol than I would!
I don't drink so I'll take your word on the deliciousness of these drinks lol. They sound impressive, though!
@Reltheo
6 жыл бұрын
I don't drink either. But friend, I intend to do many shots of the Keep it Simple. Maybe without the carbonation, though, I'm not the biggest fan of tonic water. ;)
The next video better be explaining that inside joke, lol
@ProfessorMusice
6 жыл бұрын
Joel G +
@xavieririarte697
6 жыл бұрын
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@meganharris9252
6 жыл бұрын
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@vampyricon7026
6 жыл бұрын
YAS
@fossilfighters101
6 жыл бұрын
Better be
So Hank handles alcohol about as well as he handles caffeine?
@1224chrisng
6 жыл бұрын
RoseDust94 how about both
@rikareader9315
4 жыл бұрын
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I didn't know it until now but my whole life has been leading up to the moment I get to see John and Hank drinking cocktails. Now I am complete
I was having a rough day and I was thinking how I wished it was Friday for a Vlogbrother's video. Then I remembered it was Pizzamas and there was a video today! Thank you guys for your great videos, they never fail to make me feel a bit better. :)
John objectively can’t eat string cheese.
I read Turtles All The Way Down in a day. I loved it so much. You’re my favorite writer John
I was really hoping they'd slap a mustache on the bottom of a cup after my suggestion. Sad day, but happy pizzamas! Thanks for the videos guys :)
Hank at the end of the video is one of my favorite things.
tipsy brothers are tipsy
I really desperately want to know about Willis Carrier now.
@kissmeshawolarf
6 жыл бұрын
Lawrence Calablaster +++
@sophie-fm9sz
6 жыл бұрын
Lawrence Calablaster ++++
@melonlord1414
6 жыл бұрын
If they don't tell us, we have to make up our own stories. He was probably someone who Carried stuff, employed by a guy named Willi
@rachaelm8312
6 жыл бұрын
Willis Carrier invented the air conditioner, but I don't really feel like this tidbit of information has really helped clear anything up :/ It turns out context may be everything
giggle Hank is probably the cutest thing ever. Also, John being THE older brother really got me.
3:36 that is the smile of a man who got his little brother drunk knowing full well it'd be hilarious to watch.
Hey! Longtime nerdfighter! Loving pizzamas!
2:33 WISCONSIN! Me on the daily
@AdaylnTheLifeOf
6 жыл бұрын
3:34 also me
@jarrenvanman2570
6 жыл бұрын
Is that an inside joke. I'm lost
@AdaylnTheLifeOf
6 жыл бұрын
Jarren Vanman it must be part of their inside joke, I'm just actually from Wisconsin so I find it hilarious regardless 😂
@abbywarren6444
6 жыл бұрын
Same
@anchimel
6 жыл бұрын
Me to.
This video reminds me so hard of the picture where John is holding a glass of champagne and Hank is getting sprayed in the face by a champagne bottle.
I really love how happy John is recently. I feel like he was super stressed out these past few months but now that turtles is out he’s relaxing a lil :))
IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER QUADRAGOCON
Another old school vlogbrothers reference: not having strawberry hill and replacing it with something that tastes better.
I feel like the most hilarious part of this video is that John acts like he's sober the whole time while Hanks soberness deterioratesXD
I’m so glad you guys actually did this! This makes me so happy
YAY for grown ups who drink grown up drinks!!!!!
@rogergoza3180
6 жыл бұрын
a_marie08 except they’re the least adult adults ever
too bad i'm too young to drink or else i would've enjoyed this video more
@danielledorchester9739
6 жыл бұрын
*legally
@juliasutter6996
6 жыл бұрын
I'm also too young to legally drink and I thought this video was HILARIOUS LOLOLOL
This is one of my favorite videos in a long time. The fun-just-because videos have been lacking as of late.
Saw you both tonight, thank you so much for a wonderful show!!!
This video was literally uploaded a minute ago and you already have 60 likes! The internet is crazy!
God, I've missed the old vlog-banter content. Bring on the weirdness!
All the shots were John's favourite drink of the night
Instantly putting this on my list of videos to cheer myself up with. You guys are so cute when you do co-videos. This was so happy and nice. Thank you.
Good job forgetting you shot glass hank
NOTE: this audience contains people doing people things
@asimplestrawberry
6 жыл бұрын
I can’t put anything else because it’s 2017 and people might be offended
This video brought me so much joy. It felt so good to see all the suggestions from old school vlogbrothers fans who have been there since the beginning.
I've been anxious and unable to fall asleep so I came here and watched some pizzamas and now I feel happy and loved and in general much better. Thank you nerd fighters and thank you vlogbrothers
No views, three comments? I think KZread's also had too many pizza shots.
My stomach hurts watching this.
I haven't been this early in so long! A video with John and Hank together drinking? Such beauty. Thank you for brightening my day! Pizzamas could not have come at a better time :)
These are amazing. This is the high quality content I've been waiting all year for.
OMG YES ALSO JOHN I AM GOING TO YOUR SHOW TODAY I AM SO SO SO SO EXCITED
First? Alas, no. Third though. I am okay with that. It was also great to see John and Hank get increasingly tipsy as the video went on
Holy God, this is one of the best videos you guys have done. Some of that old school vlog brothers charm.
"...and I'll see you tomorrow." And also right now. I had to add the "right now". It's my favorite part. It's SO cute!
No slobber peas?!?!
I love that they have inside jokes, not just nerdfighteria jokes, but real inside jokes between them. It shows how good friends they are
Pizzamas videos are just so so good, this is the quality content I love
i legitimately literally laughed out loud at hank spilling "strawberry hill" on himself with a mouthful of peep. Thanks for making my day better in an unintentional way
Such high quality video's this week. I LOVE IT.
Ive been watching this channel for ten years. And I can confidently say that this is my favorite vlogbrothers of all time.
I think John looking at the camera and going "Hank. Get a hold of yourself for God's sakes" will be one of my favourite reunion video moments ever. I laugh out loud every single time! poor lightweight hank (i see what you were going for though!)
I loved this. You two are such gems.
this was wonderful. It was also fun seeing the video you guys referenced last night at the San Francisco show!
I'm pretty sure THIS is my most favorite Vlogbrother video EVAR! Reminds me of my friends and family and our adventurous approach to food, drinks, and fun!
I'm honestly really excited to see what the Nerdfighteria poll this year looks like. It definitely seems like Nerdfighteria is getting older, but it'll be interesting to see just how much older it is becoming
Thanks for the great show in SF last night. I was in the audience and I loved every bit of it, especially the silence during Sweet Caroline :3
You know, I'm with you, john. I too, am jealous of Hank's complete confidence in SO MANY THINGS.
Pizzamas is really here!!!! I'm so excited!!!
Hank's awkwardly enthusiastic thumbs-up at the end is everything.
"Hank. Get a hold of yourself, for God's sakes."