Officer: freeze! I've caught you red handed! Me: there is no getting caught. I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be

@dinosaurchickennuggets5138

6 жыл бұрын

This comment genuinely made me laugh out loud alone in my room

@LonelyCheeto4

6 жыл бұрын

I just thought of that song from camp rock 😂

@azialifaziz6652

6 жыл бұрын

Jarvis Johnson I've actually screenschotted that

@Dom-nn1kg

6 жыл бұрын

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@sophie7412

6 жыл бұрын

++++++

Hank:I definitely don't know what I'm doing. John*classic older sibling*: well, don't fall.

@Wingedshadowwolf

6 жыл бұрын

As an older sibling myself, I could totally see me saying that. Actually I probably have said that at one point.

@mineola_

6 жыл бұрын

Wingedshadowwolf Ikr?? Me too 😂

@sezzac155

6 жыл бұрын

As an older sibling I can also see myself saying that. Although, I can also see myself in Hank's position because I somehow got coerced into it by my other siblings. But me being safely on the ground and being somewhat bitter/sarcastic/anxious is more likely.

@jaimie00

6 жыл бұрын

It's so true. I have one older sibling and two younger, and I definitely would have said that to my little bro or sis. We're in our 40s (well, little sis is 38), but I still would have said it. Hahahaha

@rprunty088

6 жыл бұрын

Me as a big sister.

"I heard voices so I ran away" thats me when about to go into the shared kitchen

@Neha71580

6 жыл бұрын

+++ me with sharing kitchen with 10 other girls this summer

@bradlemmond

6 жыл бұрын

That's me at the thought of having a shared kitchen!

Going up to the dark, unfamiliar catwalks to "turn on all the lights" is definitely how you're supposed to do it.

@kristengilmore1999

6 жыл бұрын

I'd imagine the LX booth was in the back of the house and locked... Tsk. You'd think these boys had never been in a theatre before!

"Pineapple or no" was my question! Or at least, I submitted a question that said, "pineapple or no?". I meant "on pizza". But I loved your take on my question better!

@woodfur00

6 жыл бұрын

Yes. Yes pineapple.

@OccamsTazer

6 жыл бұрын

Absolutely not, pineapple on pizza is an abomination.

@emilynewhouse6956

6 жыл бұрын

lol, oh yeah. that makes sense!

@ladyalfhildrforestofvioletmist

5 жыл бұрын

Pineapple on pizza is the best food, but also pineapple on everything is the best. Coincidentally, I'm currently eating a chicken sandwich with pineapple on it. In conclusion, pineapple.

"THERE I AM OH GOD" 😂😂😂😂

I'll never get tired of videos that end with "I'll see you now!"

@ThisIsReMarkable

6 жыл бұрын

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@AnnikaOakinnA

6 жыл бұрын

IT MAKES MY HEART HAPPY THEY LOVE EACH OTHER EVEN IF THEY ONLY SAY IT ON ESTHER DAY Sibling goals tbh

@keetrandling4530

6 жыл бұрын

+AnnikaOakinnA ++

"What would you do inside a whale" "Panic" 😂😂

"It's it's Question Tuesday thudaythuwe answer weel questions fumreal nerfighders" - Hank Green, 2017

Trespassing onto a theater stage, now that's what I call improvisational acting.

@We_Reddit

6 жыл бұрын

Hank, your brother is right. There's probably less trouble for just being in there than you jamming your shoe to PREVENT people from coming in, which says, you know you're doing something wrong by being there.

I love that how John looks so formal at most of the videos but Hank does not.

@ezgia7646

6 жыл бұрын

not everytime hahaha

@wogdog985

4 жыл бұрын

hank just loves wearing t-shirts gotta love him

If I didn't know that Hank was incredibly nervous, I'd have guessed that he was incredibly drunk. 😂

@ashleymariedavisad

6 жыл бұрын

Eli Hinze having seen many older vids from when hank could still drink as much as he wanted I can confirm he acts in much the same way when he is drunk! If you've never seen it go watch the vid hank is an adorable drunk princess you will not be dissaponted

@SwissAdelina

6 жыл бұрын

I mean, rumor has it from their Instagram stories that they did indeed make a video testing a bunch of yesterday's cocktail recipies....so mayyybe there's something to your theory. 😂

@HannahHinze

6 жыл бұрын

I'll go check it out ASAP!

@AnnikaOakinnA

6 жыл бұрын

It reminds me of that episode of Dear Hank And John where John kept asking Hank if he was on amphetamines. I liked that episode. I like this video. I laughed until I cried.

@AthenaMatisseLit

6 жыл бұрын

do you know which ep of the pod that is? I feel like i've heard it but i can't remember when!

This had such a great random energy. Definitely already one of my favourite pizzamas video.

“I don’t know my line” might be the funniest thing John has said in the decade I’ve been watching Vlogbeothers

That "Mean Girls" diss in the beginning: "Stop trying to make behind the sides happen."

my life can be summed up in quotes from this video: "I definitely don't know what I'm doing" "I'm gonna run away" "oh, um, panic" "there I am -- oh god"

Pizzamas is extra great this year since they're making videos together.

@JustAPeachyt

6 жыл бұрын

Brynley Louise +

@HeatherLKelly

6 жыл бұрын

+

@mrclueuin

6 жыл бұрын

Brynley Louise +

@Ash-xu2fv

6 жыл бұрын

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@bellasgonemissing9705

6 жыл бұрын

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Congratulations to John for being nominated for a Goodreads Choice Award for Best Young Adult Fiction!!!

@elfsi1

6 жыл бұрын

It's more like the book was longlisted for the award, which might be an achievement for a new/less popular author, but popular authors don't particularly brag about. In this round, people can write in books as well, in the next round they can't and people can vote for their favorite amongst a more limited list, or a shortlist, if you will.

@k2lar

6 жыл бұрын

...congratulations to John anyway!

“Have you ever seen a whale?!” 😂😂😂

Thank you hank, for risking your life for the quality of the video. It is not unappreciated!

@broadway2brsb

6 жыл бұрын

wsKaylee Touw RA

"Itsqueshontoosdededaythaweanswerrelqueshunsfarealnerfighters." That was beautiful, Hank.

Bizarre that John is calm and Hank is nervous, what is life?

@fossilfighters101

6 жыл бұрын

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@JustAPeachyt

6 жыл бұрын

Kate H the upside down?

"I don't know how any of this works" -Hank I have a story about that. I'm a theater person. One time, I saw "Lighting Practicum" in my college's handbook and not knowing anything about what that even meant, I signed up for it. After somehow getting an A in a class for once, I did it again. Immediately afterward I was hounded with any and all lighting questions from then until I left school 2.5 years later. Worth it. The moral of this story is try things that you have no idea what they are or how they work. Who knows? You may accidentally become an expert! (and enjoy it!!)

@camelopardalis84

6 жыл бұрын

Was it an internship? Or practical lessons? "Praktikum" is German for "internship" and sometimes mean "practical learning".

@cenedra20

6 жыл бұрын

Mark Dowdy I love this story!

@ThisIsReMarkable

6 жыл бұрын

Marie Lastname It wasn't quite an internship, it was a college class, but more like a guided study. I worked with the professor on a show and asked questions as I went. And thanks! Now I know more German. :)

@lastwolf42

6 жыл бұрын

I’m in an extremely similar situation. My TA for my freshman seminar class (a comics studies class) asked me to be his assistant lighting designer out of the blue last semester. I have now assisted in design of one show, designed one on my own, and been requested as a design for two upcoming shows (all without ever have actually taken a class on lighting). College theater is wild.

@melonlord1414

6 жыл бұрын

That is a really nice story. Sometimes you don't have to find a profession, sometimes it finds you^^

Hank, you're going to make behind the sides happen. I believe in you

It's hilarious to see you two sneaking around our backstage! As a student at Western, I hereby absolve you of any uneasiness about trespassing on our sets. ;) P.S. The play those sets are for is "A Doll's House".

@samuelponder

6 жыл бұрын

Sweet!

@Dreamfounder

6 жыл бұрын

OMG I just commented with that guess. What do I win? (please be pizza) :D

@joannavanzeller3780

6 жыл бұрын

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Do not mess with the lighting or sound. Don't upset the techies.

@NightcrawlerofR

6 жыл бұрын

Bluestocking Sara exactly what I was thinking too, what if they moved the couch or something >.< I would freak

@sara_sah-raezzat5086

6 жыл бұрын

NightcrawlerofR Yeah I think all the theatre nerds would have similar reactions.

@JFGraham26

6 жыл бұрын

NightcrawlerofR lol, at least for the couch there should be spike tape.

@sara_sah-raezzat5086

6 жыл бұрын

Of course if it's anything like the theatre I work at they'll just blame any changes on the resident ghost.

@OlanKenny

6 жыл бұрын

Isn't that literally the plot of Phantom of the Opera?

what would you do inside a whale? promise to rebuke ninevah, obviously.

@bishfish7726

6 жыл бұрын

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"We are where we are supposed to be." "I had to take a shoe off to block the door!" I feel like Hank has made an excellent rebuttal here...

I live in Bellingham, they're performing A Doll's House. One of my favorite plays :D

@ClassAcaNew

6 жыл бұрын

So many Bellinghamsters! I love it! I live in Bellingham too and didn't even realize there were so many nerdfighters here!

Did you know some snakes have TOE NAILS? LIKE TWO LITTLE TOE NAILS ONE EACH SIDE. Fucking evolution, man.

@DanielledeVreede

10 ай бұрын

Big Fix energy

Plot twist: if you had a pizza-sized John you would also have a John-sized pizza.

@Ellyerre

6 жыл бұрын

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@breebell468

6 жыл бұрын

+

@truboo4268

6 жыл бұрын

Wha... bu... Hmmmmmmmmmm....

@groovymoonshoes

6 жыл бұрын

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@ameliorated

6 жыл бұрын

so true

'Oh it's in the fridge' the wincing reaction of John's 'Oh God yes' slayed me.

"Behind the sides" Best thing to come out of 2017-as well as Turtles all the way down

That ending! "Oh god there I am" Why do I find this so funny?

(1:27) I LOVE YOUR SOCKS HANK

I want you to know that there are regulations that say those corndogs can't be under the lights more then 3 hours. I know this because I work in a very nice convenience store kitchen. Seems like an oxymoron, but it's true!!

@vlogbrothers

6 жыл бұрын

SEE!!!

@AmberHolven3

6 жыл бұрын

Maybe don't make it a staple of your diet, but I think it's ok every now and then!!

@sophiaridder2252

6 жыл бұрын

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@amberbydreamsart5467

4 жыл бұрын

@@AmberHolven3 a hank can have a little corndog sometimes, as a treat

@AmberHolven3

4 жыл бұрын

@@amberbydreamsart5467 I wasn't saying he can't, just that John need not worry because there are regulations to protect him, and the corn dog was most likely completely safe 😉

Nothing makes me happier than knowing that John and Hank discussed whale balls before appearing on stage in front of me.

Hank and John, you make my day! So..until the next video, I'm watching old ones. Thanks guys!

Oh my goodness. As a theatre professional, watching you two wander around that place makes me so nervous! I was like “I hope no one’s left any props or equiptment around for them to move and break...” 😬 But I love question Tuesday.

Hank: "John, what would you do inside a whale?" John: "Oh, um, panic" Fantastic.

NOOO don't go walking around the catwalks of someone else's show, you could hit a light and unfocus it and aghhhh the first part of this video made me so uncomfortable

@liveloveandlol

6 жыл бұрын

Monica Gasper Yes thank you! I was thinking the same thing, like no Hank don’t touch anything!

@fooledtook

6 жыл бұрын

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@vlogbrothers

6 жыл бұрын

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!?!?!

@tiny_M

6 жыл бұрын

vlogbrothers I appreciate that this is phrased with question marks, personally my college application deadline is tomorrow and that statement really speaks to me

@tjlemun

6 жыл бұрын

Always check your props. You never know when some random youtuber may have wandered through your set.

JOHN AND HANK IMPORTANT QUESTION DO SNAKES EXPERIENCE HEARTBREAK

@angrysnailsounds7604

6 жыл бұрын

Only city snakes that get relocated to the wild. They know they will never again taste the sweet, sweet scraps of pizza left by takeout diners on the sidewalk.

@Ellyerre

6 жыл бұрын

I do know Boa constrictors are inveterate heart-breakers. They literally squeeze their prey so hard that its heart stops and they die.

@thatjillgirl

6 жыл бұрын

Ricardo Lopes Well it's not that the heart stops, it's that the lungs can't expand to breathe anymore and the prey suffocates. But sure, they can be heart breakers too, I guess.

@Ellyerre

6 жыл бұрын

Actually, it was thought for a long time that they suffocated their prey but recently studies showed that they create so much pressure that the heart can't pump the blood, which leads to unconsciousness and death in just a few seconds.

@thatjillgirl

6 жыл бұрын

Ricardo Lopes Huh. Weird.

"Hank, stop trying to make 'behind the sides' happen. It's not going to happen."

@KParsley

6 жыл бұрын

MEAN GIRLS QUOTE!

@KParsley

6 жыл бұрын

As in that line was in the movie "Mean Girls" not that you are a mean girl for quoting...

@alextcherdak5896

6 жыл бұрын

Stop trying to make fetch happen, gretchen, it's not gonna happen!

@fossilfighters101

6 жыл бұрын

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@juststeveschannel

6 жыл бұрын

I don't know how old the Mean Girls quote is, but this is, even more, a recapitulation of a debate that can be found back at the birth of "French the Llama," except that it was Hank saying it wasn't going to happen and John saying "Oh, it's going to happen." He was determined.

This is marvelous! I got incredibly anxious seeing how nervous Hank was, my stomach was in knots I almost rushed to the toilet.

Hank's anxiety made me anxious, but John's calm kept it from getting out of hand.

How many Hanks does it take to turn on the lights? Apparently a lot more than one xD

I'd love to have a John-sized pizza, cos isn't he 6 foot 1?? That's a tall pizza. And now I want pizza. (I always want pizza. That's not even a joke.)

This is probably one of the funniest and most educational (?) vlogbrothers video in a while. Thank you for the laughs and giggles.

You two being together for Pizzamas is definitely one of the best things ever

this is honestly one of my favorite vlogbrothers videos ever

So excited to see you guys tonight!

This is one of the most exciting Pizzamas's because of all the reunion videos!!!

I love you both so much and everyone in nerdfighteria ahhh

This felt like such beautifully relaxed chemistry. It was like watching Dear John and Hank (yes intentional) happen in front of me. I was also taken back to the time I have spent in/on/around/behind stages/theaters. It made me really happy and for that I just wanted to say thanks. I love what you guys do.

"Don't fall! There's the lights! Just turn it on, man!" Way to point out the obvious, John.

@Neha71580

6 жыл бұрын

As an older sibling, I can relate giving orders like that to my younger sibling.

@allergictoalliteration6033

6 жыл бұрын

And yet watch as they do the complete opposite .-.

I love these videos with you guys together! They are so freakin cute!

You can just tell that they're comfortably dorky around each other. ❤️

I absolutely love when you two get together. It makes me miss my own brothers and our antics, desperately!

God, I love these tour together loose feel videos. Really reminds me of your very first years... the drinking jokes, the balls jokes, haha, I love it!

I HAVE BEEN WATCHING YOU guys for over a year now and have become fans of y'all's stuff y'all do on youtube you guys are great I have'nt read turtles yet but I will before Christmas. Thank you for shaving your mustache off.

Aww Hank! So nervous! So cute!

i just love reunion videos!!!

I love that this video hit the perfect tone for how I feel at this moment.

It was the set for A Doll's House! Great seeing you both in Bellingham!!

I ordered the Pizza Dad hat and a mystery t-shirt!! I can't wait until they arrive!! Happy Pizzamas!!

I love those rare moments when I am less nervous than the person I'm with.

Bellingham show was so gooooood! I'm a particular fan of the slide presentation. ;D I sent in questions for this while waiting to be let into the auditorium haha.

I'M SEEING YOU IN SAN FRANCISCO TONIGHT AND I'M SO EXCITED I'M ALREADY DRESSED UP TO WORK AND COLLEGE CLASSES

them being together makes me so happy!

Pizzamas is my favorite time of year!

So excited for San Francisco show tonight!!

The energy and the nervousness is CONTAGIOUS! I'M HAVING PALPITATIONS

*Dramatically enters the room* “Idk my line”

im buying a shirt just because of this video and its going to be the one Hank is wearing. Favorite Question tuesday and Pizzamas video

@ChaneloAdventures

6 жыл бұрын

I bought a pizza hat while there even tho I don't even wear hats 😶

Slightly less pizza than I was expecting, but educational all the same.

You guys are so delightful. XD

I'm so glad John guessed the play the set is for might be Arsenic and Old Lace, that's exactly where my brain went

Classic Vlogbrothers. Love it!

OH MY GOD HANK AND JOHN DON'T MESS WITH THE SET OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOOO

I love how Hank is walking around the lights upstairs and then he's scared to do a vlog on a play set

Favorite part from St. Louis stop of the tour: John and Hank talking about gas station food, which led Hank to talk about how he ate hamburgers that a gas station gave him for free because they were about to through them out, which led to John making the most horrified and disgusted face I've ever seen XD

I think, "There I am, oh God." is a perfect summation of existence.

I spent so much time in that catwalk in college I'm dying right now and also so glad the booth was locked so Hank couldn't get in.

This video is the perfect blend of old vlogbrothers randomness and new vlogbrothers editing

I like how John turned on the Ghost Light :)

“Death of a Salesman” was the first thing that came to my mind when I saw that set.

Even though Hank was nervous this video was fantastic

Oh man, I can't believe we're gonna get two weeks of daily reunion videos

this was so fun i love

they're so much more grown up when they're in videos together

This is the greatest thing I have ever witnessed.

Guessing the play from the set is one of my favorite things to do when setting up for a concert.- things the internet didn't need to know.

Is this the first Pizzamas that videos won't just be every day, but BOTH Green brothers on EVERY day?!

Hey guys,new nerdfighter here!!!! Love you guys from South Africa

There are so many little things in this video that resonate with a cell in my brain.

It was for A Doll’s House!! 😅 and the Bellingham show was amazing! It was such a privilege to be there 😊

@sydcomebak

6 жыл бұрын

Sarah Mickel shoot, I thought "The Mousetrap".

hahah the green brothers responding so serious to a whale question gives me life

"There is no getting caught, I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be." I want that on a t-shirt.

Italian pizza in amazing! Americans just can't appreciate beauty when it's on a plate

Oh i love you guys!!!