Anyway stan what we do in the shadows

@MrBritishNinja

3 жыл бұрын

Movie or show? Or both?

@julissavillatoro5725

3 жыл бұрын

I heard about that movie! I’ve been recommended it a couple of times, I really need to check it out lol

@SarahZ

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrBritishNinja i was thinking of the show but the movie fucking slaps too

@swirlingsun

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrBritishNinja yes

@sydberetta4649

3 жыл бұрын

Way ahead of ya

If Twilight was released in 2021 it'd probably be called like A Flight of Blood and Apples or some shit

@neemibronstein303

3 жыл бұрын

This made me snort. I've never even read/watched/cared about Twilight but this is hillarous.

@reg1446

3 жыл бұрын

twilight in 2021 is just a sarah j maas novel

@juju8111

3 жыл бұрын

sarah j maas strikes again

@juju8111

3 жыл бұрын

once i was trying to come up with a cool title for a book and all i thought of was "a court of fire and fury" or something like that and i was like DAMN that sounds cool!! next day i went to the library and *there it was* . curse you sarah j maas

@argentcochon

3 жыл бұрын

I mean every YA book in 2020 is "A ___ of _____ and _____"

"lost to time" uh huh

@fuckinghelenlikewhatthehel2629

3 жыл бұрын

Mhm

@WalrusPlatypus

3 жыл бұрын

How lovely to see you here Ms Menace 💜

@clvr51

3 жыл бұрын

I love how you're in every comment section lol Seeing you pop upbin the comments is like "aight, this channel is Lindsay approved, let's check out some more content" lol

@TheHarlequinHatter

3 жыл бұрын

MENACE

@rescatooor

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, at least Awoken by Serra Elinsen got namedropped. Feel proud.

The meme about Twilight is that “Everyone in Twilight is far more interesting than Edward and Bella.” I’m not arguing, you have a literal corpse bride, a doctor who ignored his bloodlust to take care of his patients and a girl that can literally see into the future. I never liked Twilight, but I feel robbed because we could’ve had such an interesting book if Meyer would’ve focused on these characters

@ChangedMyNameFinally69

2 жыл бұрын

And then we got Emmet. He's there

@beatm6948

2 жыл бұрын

reading the first book, there were a lot of cool moments I loved. I constantly went "now if he wasnt so creepy....". I do think there's some cool lore in that series

@ndawn90

2 жыл бұрын

Not to mention Jasper, a Confederate General who was changed to run a newborn vampire army sweeping across the South, who can feel and control emotions, and who gave up his entire life at the drop of a hat to become a vampire-vegan when an eccentric petite psychic just showed up one day and told him that she was his future if he just followed her wherever she went. His story, Alice's story, Rosalie's story, Carlisle's story, those are all way, way more interesting and worth exploring in depth.

@ChangedMyNameFinally69

2 жыл бұрын

@@ndawn90...and Emmet's still there. Dunno if we should follow the ex Confederate though

@izzisart

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like a better way for Twilight to have been done would have been to do the first book, and then the rest of the books were "spin-offs" about the other characters and their respective relationships. It's something I've kinda always thought. 😆

While I love that you emphasize the fact that Jacob fell in love with a baby, i would also like to add that one of his pack mates fell in love with a toddler and unlike Jacob and Renessme this toddler did NOT super age so.... paranormal groooming

@SP3CTR0L1T3

2 жыл бұрын

From what I remember, it was framed as "oh, he's just like a big brother to her" which is *fine* if that's all you're going for, and would be interesting if it was a soulmates can take any shape thing, but they explained it that she WAS going to fall in love with him when she got older, and ew.

@TrocChamp

2 жыл бұрын

@@dd-iy8xv name fits

@PrinceSoph

2 жыл бұрын

@@dd-iy8xv I would agree with that, if there were previous examples of platonic mates(that I would have loved, platonic soulmates is something that should be used more often). Jacob and Ness are the first example of the whole "imprinting is not inherently sexual". It doesn't help Leah's arc in the books and the hints left of the reason she is not Sams mate it's because she was a probable wolf and because of that, sterile.

@thisismyprivateaccount6546

2 жыл бұрын

PARANORMAL GROOMING U RITE THO

@matchamelon330

2 жыл бұрын

@@dd-iy8xv it still nasty, and it doesnt give that vibe

the fact that there are sex offenders and abusers on that most hated list, and NONE of them are even in the top 5.

@jmckenzie962

3 жыл бұрын

The fact that Chris fucking Brown was only at number 20 made me audibly yell "REALLY???"

@danielkeys8974

3 жыл бұрын

Is there even an anti-vaxer on that list? It makes me wonder if this collection of memes produced by random internet users is wholly serious.

@crystalwolcott4744

3 жыл бұрын

Chris Brown should literally be number one.

@nameslesss

3 жыл бұрын

@@danielkeys8974 gwenyth Paltrow is an antivaxxer

@nameslesss

3 жыл бұрын

Still confused as to why Angelina Jolie and Anne Hathaway were even on that list, they’ve done nothing lmao

josh hutcherson, of course, known for his work in “stuck in an island with josh hutcherson”

@fjr4205

3 жыл бұрын

Fifty dollars grey shirt

@daneroberts1996

3 жыл бұрын

fake fan!! It's "Trapped In a Island With Josh Hutcherson"!!

@IsaacMayerCreativeWorks

3 жыл бұрын

there MAKE be SNAKES

@Miniike

3 жыл бұрын

how convenient.....

@cometgravity

3 жыл бұрын

aahhhh joshhelp

it's been 9 months (a whole gestational period, in fact) and i still have not gotten over "i cannot stress how much a baby was fallen in love with". peak comedy

@timothymclean

Жыл бұрын

It's been a second gestational period, are you still not over it?

@phoenixanimation5652

Жыл бұрын

Gestational period #3 over, how about now?

@retrotivity7277

3 ай бұрын

It’s been a fourth gestational period, any change?

Twilight was actually a vital step in cracking an Egg. My best friend in 08 was like "You're not man enough to read it" He was right, I read them and am a girl now.

@Sadie-rai

2 жыл бұрын

I absolutely love this comment

@kuehnerthanyou3409

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao I love that for you 😍

@johnjones2275

2 жыл бұрын

I’m sorry you weren’t man enough for twilight bro. It’s okay, not everyone can handle it without becoming a woman

@robertsmithfan877

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnjones2275 cope

@JessieBlackheart

2 жыл бұрын

Funnily enough, this book was my first step into being able to talk to girls. I was always shy around them and couldn’t form a complete sentence. I had a girlfriend at the time and we broke up because I was too shy. I sat down, read the entire series, and not only did it get me over the relationship not working, it also allowed me to have something to talk about with girls and broke all the shyness. Also, I am also now transitioning to being a girl. So maybe it was Twilight

I can't believe people made fun of Robert Pattinson for how Twilight made him "look gay" when Edward is literally the most heterosexual role he's ever played in his entire filmography.

@andrewovery6458

3 жыл бұрын

Also ironic that Kristen Stewart is actually the gay one

@steruset3590

3 жыл бұрын

IF I HAD A STEAK A BLODDY RAW STEAK

@laurenmiller4824

3 жыл бұрын

Lol early 2000s I think it was the idea of a guy sparkling in the sun that macho guys were like “uhh gay” 😂

@serafeather4507

3 жыл бұрын

@@laurenmiller4824 When I was a Kid I thought that a shirtless tanned werewolf was gayer than a pale, overpowered, blood sucking disco ball (And yes, those were the descriptions that I gave to them when I was 11)

@kittykittybangbang9367

3 жыл бұрын

@@andrewovery6458 Wait she came out as a lesbian?

“You nicknamed my daughter afTER THE LOCH NESS MONSTER???”

@alizardinyourroom1361

3 жыл бұрын

Best line ever ababababbaba

@TheMetamorphoses2003

3 жыл бұрын

Iconic

@turkicnomad5632

3 жыл бұрын

her line delivery was so wonderfully gay honestly

@martaszabo465

3 жыл бұрын

I had to pause the video to laugh for a solid minute there-

@Commentsareforlosers

3 жыл бұрын

And they dare to say Kristen can't act 🤡

Stephanie Meyer: I love both Jacob and Edward equally 😩 Also Stephanie Meyer: writes native people in extremely offensive and incorrect ways, makes all of her native characters 'have' to cut their hair, makes the native tribe all monsters that normally can't control their 'savage nature' 🙃

@loveandwar007

2 жыл бұрын

Stephanie Meyer: “Also I made Jacob fall in love with a literal baby just to conveniently eject him from the love triangle LOL but I love Edward and Jacob equally”

@sarahotterson5151

2 жыл бұрын

@@charleshawtrey5636 sir I'm not trying to get into an argument with you over my culture, as an indigenous individual. The way Stephanie Meyer portrayed indigenous and native characters was wrong. If you're so sure of these facts I'd love to see your sources, as I'd assume you have a long list of them to feel it necessary to correct me in the comments of a KZread video about Twilight of all things.

@gem9535

2 жыл бұрын

@@sarahotterson5151 Annnnd he deleted his comment. Guess you can say he ran with his tail tucked between his legs

@klaytonalexandermatthews2047

2 жыл бұрын

@@gem9535 Dammit! I was ready for a juicy back and forth...guess not. Oh well

@windwaker407

2 жыл бұрын

Both are probably true. You can be ignorant without malicious intent, so it's completely likely that she does love Jacob and simply doesn't realize the horrible writing decisions she put into him. Not that ignorance is an excuse, but it doesn't mean she secretly hates Jacob and is intentionally employing offensive writing in the way he is written, but rather simply writing things she simply didn't stop for five seconds to think critically about the implications of. Just because it's offensive, doesn't mean it's malicious.

Now knowing how Robert Pattinson actually is off-screen, I find it hilarious that tons of people wanted to date him just based off the twilight movies. I mean yeah he’s pretty or hot or whatever, but he puts weird shit in his sandwiches and had dinner with a stalker because he was lonely and just generally makes me laugh but also go “wow I’m glad I’m not dealing with that.” He’s amazing. He terrifies me and it’s fun.

@crowdemon_archives

2 жыл бұрын

He embodies "chaotic neutral" energy quite well lol

@lizabethhampton4537

2 жыл бұрын

Didn't he also run around with guns in a bathrobe and bear paw slippers?

@truffeltroll6668

2 жыл бұрын

@@lizabethhampton4537 that's the Harry ptter actor Daniel Radcliffe

@freemelons1706

2 жыл бұрын

AND he's batman, what's not to like

@Kaiheart

2 жыл бұрын

He not only had dinner with the stalker, apparently the stalker was so put-off by him that they gave up on him altogether. I'm summarizing, but it's hilarious.

POV: You invited the cute hot topic employee for a coffee and she starts a monologue about the state of twilight nowdays

@whocansay2215

3 жыл бұрын

holy shit how is this so accurate????

@coolbeans5911

3 жыл бұрын

I'm dying🤣🤣🤣🤣

@CaTalina_zkv

3 жыл бұрын

Me: nods in agreement at every word

@maxwellgrimsley

3 жыл бұрын

"Its getting late you should probably go home... oh my god you're still going"

@justarandomperson9417

3 жыл бұрын

I most definitely would not mind.

Fun fact: during the height of Twilight's popularity there was this German acting reality competition show where the main prize was to get a small role in Eclipse, and then the final version of the movie didn't use the scene they shot with the winner 😭

@onadaTotihotiH

3 жыл бұрын

Damn, that’s messed up...

@HoloFizz

3 жыл бұрын

Did they get sued, or some form of?

@Temudhun

3 жыл бұрын

It remembers me of a video of... I think it was Screen Junkies? In which they did a contest in which one of three girls could win a ticket to see the last Twilight movie in theater by answering questions about the saga, except only when the camera started rolling they revealed the true contestents would be the girls' dads and they would just have to sit on the sideline watching them trying to remember things about movies they didn't really care about.

@AgentSteffi

3 жыл бұрын

There was? Do you remember the name? I don't remember that at all

@jerrysmith8814

3 жыл бұрын

Damn

Did anyone see the theory that women are born with all their eggs, so that's why Jacob was attracted to Bella the whole time, but men's sperm goes through a certain cycle, so the week before the honeymoon Jacob "oddly" found Edward attractive for that brief period because...Renesme

@beatm6948

2 жыл бұрын

i have absolutely seen that tumblr post

@EmeraldLavigne

2 жыл бұрын

Given that Meyer is a Mormon, and with the commensurate lack of scientific literacy inherent to that lifestyle choice, I'm inclined to say that definitely isn't an intentional thing - not even a subconsciously included thing... Though it definitely makes sense.

@charleshawtrey5636

2 жыл бұрын

Theory?? Lol...it's scientific truth..sperm isn't cycled whatever that means..it's generated

@kimboslyce8571

2 жыл бұрын

@@charleshawtrey5636so it's scientific truth that Meyer made it canon Jacob was attracted to Bella and eventually, Edward 🤔

@BinturongGirl

2 жыл бұрын

But how did Deadward even produce sperm? Surely the fact that his body ceased changing at the time he was bitten means that he has been carrying around the same sperm since 1918.

Edward saying "I'm a killer, Bella!" and just drawing a gun and shooting the first random background character he sees would be a legitimately hilarious kind of non-sequitur in a parody. Too bad they had to ruin it by forcing a nonsensical reference into it.

@FutureMatrioshkaBrain

Жыл бұрын

Oh that's hilarious!

@thesilverprincess

9 ай бұрын

I think it would be funnier if he says it, shoots a gun, and someone offscreen just says “ow” and there’s a thud noise. Way simpler, still dark comedy.

"Does she even like Italian?" "Her name is Bella" Most underrated interaction in the whole series

@artistvsworld419

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed. Shit made me laugh rewatching it as an adult.

@galtenoble

3 жыл бұрын

I thought the line was, "is she even italian" but this line makes much more sense

@Mngalahad

3 жыл бұрын

"does he even like guns?" "his name is billybob"

@charlx8979

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mngalahad does he even marry his cousin, his name is billybob

@redacted5078

3 жыл бұрын

"do you even like money?" "My name is Bill"

My mom is STILL a twilight mom. I cannot even fathom how much fanfiction she has read in 13 years. We have an Edward cardboard cutout in the living room :(

@lordyeetus6317

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha I'm just imaging how creepy that is - getting up at midnight to have a glass of water and BAM Edward Cullen giving you 'fuck me' eyes in the dark

@SarahZ

3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit

@pedroamorelli9795

3 жыл бұрын

This has to be one of the wildest comments i have ever seen

@caelmack

3 жыл бұрын

My friend's Legolas cutout used to startle me on a regular basis, I prefer that though 😅

@whitebear224

3 жыл бұрын

Yo, so like, are u okay?

A movie starring modern-day Robert Pattinson, Daniel Radcliffe and Elijah Wood would be totally bonkers and needs to exist.

@hermask815

2 жыл бұрын

Tenet, “Swiss army man” and “ come to daddy” working together? Sure why not.

@user36able

2 жыл бұрын

PLEASE GOD

@carmendelcastillo7724

2 жыл бұрын

And it needs to be a crack comedy. The more bonkers the better.

@PyckledNyk

2 жыл бұрын

And it needs to be a bank heist

@neksnek2032

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget Tobey Maguire

I feel like a LOT of future commentary on culture is going to have "And then 2020 happened" as a focal point.

@kittykittybangbang9367

2 жыл бұрын

Or not. Remember 2016? And how people said it was the worst year ever? Well now a lot people very forgot about all the bad things that happened in 2016, and are nostalgic for 2016.

@nyxt0philia_

2 жыл бұрын

@@kittykittybangbang9367 yeah but covid

@bigolbugg

2 жыл бұрын

@@kittykittybangbang9367 I’ve def seen nostalgia for 2016 but every time I have I’ve also seen a lot of ppl being like “wtf r u talking ab 2016 fucking sucked”. So I think generally people haven’t forgotten the negative aspects of that year so much as people are just desperate to return to ANY point in time pre-pandemic. There’s also something to be said ab 2016 being one of the last years there was any actual sense of normalcy. Like, everything since then has been a downward spiral. That being said, 2016 was awful and I’d elect 2015 as being the last year things felt relatively normal before 2016 kicked off the spiral towards the abyss. It is weird though how much nostalgia can make people blind towards the negative elements of whatever it is they’re nostalgic for.

@Ramboost007

Жыл бұрын

We already heard it for "since 9/11..."

@pandemicphilly60

Жыл бұрын

​@@bigolbugg I actually was having a good 2019

Tiktok is basically speedrunning Tumblr history at this point and I'm afraid that it will bring back superwholock at any time

@isham2044

3 жыл бұрын

Everything that happened in Tumblr is starting to repeat in every other social media sites and Im not sure if I want to see that..

@engagingathena9965

3 жыл бұрын

they better i’m still here

@reesesbeanses

3 жыл бұрын

Superwholock was awful. I wasn't involved with the fandom, but I was a casual Doctor Who fan, and I had to stop watching it because one of my friends hated the superwholock fandom so much that it was starting to negatively effect their opinion of me. To this day they still don't know I quit liking it to save our friendship, I'm pretty sure they think I just had a moment of clarity and realized it was dumb and cringe.

@sarajudith91

3 жыл бұрын

Wow. That brought me back.

@presumablydeadarm

3 жыл бұрын

i'll bet its gonna happen. not superwholock exactly but some sort of nightmare mega fandom is going to arise, im sure of it

Kristin Stewart’s “you nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness monster” line delivery is unironically fantastic imo

@anava7030

3 жыл бұрын

I know right you’d think “how could someone make that line work” and she kinda did!

@sademouton7391

3 жыл бұрын

@@anava7030 tbh I kinda imagine her saying it in a deadly calm tone. Like for an example: “so you named my daughter (pauses for a sec before looking up a Jacob and raises a brow) after the Loch Ness monster?” It was pure silent as he was at a lost of words until She let’s out a dry chuckle that Jacob soon follow up with his own but came out as an awkward and weak. He went to scratch the back of his head and gain the courage to attempted to explain himself again but Bella only respond with a smile that seemed to fool Jacob just for a sec before she immediately dropped her smile and rocked his ass out straight out of the woods. Yea I know it’s kinda cringy but I think it would have made her look kinda bad ass 😂😂

@passport3763

3 жыл бұрын

I have a love hate relationship with it

@cara_h_4

3 жыл бұрын

That line is literally one of the few memories I have of playing games on my computer while my mom watched twilight in the background in like 2015 and honestly just being confused

@Geospasmic

3 жыл бұрын

She delivered it as well as one can deliver a line that sounds like something I would have written when I was 14.

I was in prison when the last movie was hitting theatres and let me tell you.....inmates LOVED the previous twilight's that kept playing on tv. Like to the point that it started a fight because some guys wanted to watch one of the movies...again...instead of the football game that night. Lol it really tripped me out.

@aghii458

Жыл бұрын

That’s wild😂

@ClefairyRox

Жыл бұрын

Never would have imagined Twlight being a hit in prisons

@DemonicRemption

Жыл бұрын

@@ClefairyRox Same, hence I don't believe any of what I read is real.

@DemonicRemption

Жыл бұрын

@Lt. Bigglesworth There's no way this happened. That's too hilarious to be real. 🤣

@Sulucnumoh420

Жыл бұрын

@@DemonicRemption oh it definitely happened. I had the same reaction....and I was there 😂

I wonder if another reason "Hunger Games" got so big was because Jennifer Lawrence was the exact opposite of Kristen Stewart. She was a loud, super-smiley girl who played a tough, fight-for-herself character.

@0Advocat0

2 жыл бұрын

She did not commit the sin of "being unapproachable", rejecting *the gaze* by not smiling. I was never into either franchise, but this shit is impossible to ignore now.

@Gemnist98

Жыл бұрын

As a middle school boy at the time, I do remember Hunger Games being seen as the “cool” alternative to Twilight, because it dealt with more mature themes and the love triangle was more of a side plot. Not really much to say on the actresses, but J-Law did win an Oscar shortly after the first movie came out so there was definitely hype.

@nicholasvandervelden450

Жыл бұрын

i.e. Sisko on the heels of Picard, and which is such a cursed parallel

the fact that harry potter fans and twilight fans fought and robert pattinson was collecting his checks from both franchises makes me so happy lmao

@heroofthewinds7765

2 жыл бұрын

I remember my older sister was a potterhead during the Twilight craze and she has told me many tales of the battles she had to fight against twihards claiming Twilight was better

@f-zilla7347

2 жыл бұрын

And now he’s Batman

@Xehanort10

2 жыл бұрын

Difference is he liked playing Cedric Diggory but hated playing Edward Cullen.

@Papaya16

2 жыл бұрын

Lol as a fan of both I would say that Harry Potter is better but I like Stephanie Meyer more than jk Rowling

@gaymer2488

2 жыл бұрын

@@Papaya16 I think everyone likes Stephane more than jkr

Ok I didn’t know Meyer was Mormon but that makes the fact that she indirectly sparked the 50 shades series very funny to me

@lauravampire1276

3 жыл бұрын

I find it even crazier that Meyer would’ve never written twilight if she didn’t listen to MCR

@lunabearsong2043

3 жыл бұрын

@@lauravampire1276 **WHAT??**

@carolinagoldgirl8706

3 жыл бұрын

It is very comical 🤣😆 she wouldn’t have ever guessed.

@lauravampire1276

3 жыл бұрын

@@lunabearsong2043 yup!!

@nestlyyyy

3 жыл бұрын

@@lauravampire1276 I wonder how the members feel about it- like they’d have to find out that two of the most infamous franchises during the late 2000s/early/mid 2010s were inspired by their band-

When my friend and decided to binge watch the Twilight Series in one sitting during this renaissance to go back and forth about our first impressions, when we get to the sparkling vampires bit I really stretched the ideas as to why sparkling would make sense if vampires were killed by sunlight in the past. I was telling my friend that it could make sense that modern vampires had evolved to a point where they're skin became like a mirror to sunlight, and reflected it before it could penetrate their bodies and harm them. Their skin sparkles as a sign of reflecting said light, and may be more metallic/glass in quality, and that's the same reason why the crack and shatter. I thought it could be an interesting evolutionary adaptation if that's what the author was thinking, so vampires could now thrive in a previously inhospitable environment. Then my friend looked at as I finished my reasoning and told me "I think you're trying way too hard to make the sparkles make sense"

@SP3CTR0L1T3

2 жыл бұрын

Hey, that's a good theory, though.

@itseggnog2077

2 жыл бұрын

I don't know if you read the books, but a fun tidbit in them was that in Twilight the stereotype about vampires burning in the sunlight came about because the vampires would sparkle so aggressively that they looked like they were on fire. When Bella first saw Edward in the sunlight she was scared because she thought he was on fire until she got close to him and actually saw him.

@itseggnog2077

2 жыл бұрын

@@HadenBlake SDLKfnk it's not a theory it's literally in the books. Bella sees Edward and because he's sparkling so brightly she thinks he's on fire and screams.

@cayreet5992

2 жыл бұрын

Just a remark: the 'father' of all media vampires, Dracula, did not burn in the sun, either. There is a scene in the novel where he's seen walking around in sunlight, oggling a young woman with a pretty hat. So Edward and his family not burning up is fine - they're closer to Dracula for it.

@Khenfu_Cake

2 жыл бұрын

@@cayreet5992 Neither did Carmilla (which predates Dracula), she only got a bit more languid and weaker during the day. The reason Le Fanu and Stoker didn't write their vampiric characters as burning up in the sunlight is probably because vampires in Slavic folklore (which is where the modern Western idea of a vampire more or less originated from) weren't described as being harmed by the sun either. Same with fangs; they weren't described as having those either. It's generally agreed it was Nosferatu (1922) which first depicted vampires as being harmed by sunlight and from there on out it became popularized to the point, that most people nowadays assume it's a given whenever vampires are portrayed in fiction.

Weirdly comforting that a huge chunk of young people have just reverted back to their 12 year old interests, I thought I was going crazy when I started watching supernatural again in 2020 and listening to mcr 😭

@matchamelon330

2 жыл бұрын

Big mood

@muhammadeisa1459

2 жыл бұрын

Relateable

@montebrown54

2 жыл бұрын

Who is MCR?

@muhammadeisa1459

2 жыл бұрын

@@montebrown54 My Chemical Romance, a band from the 2000s

@montebrown54

2 жыл бұрын

@@muhammadeisa1459 oh yeah! Thanks!

Sarah Z is like if Tumblr was a person but grew up and was low key embarrassed by their teenage obsessions but still has a vast array of extremely specific knowledge that’s gotta go somewhere

@eyelessbun5785

3 жыл бұрын

That's literally her backstory though

@asmrtpop2676

3 жыл бұрын

so. like. a typical tumblr user.

@TheManWithTheFlan

3 жыл бұрын

So elder tumblr users.

@mmmk6322

3 жыл бұрын

first video i've watched in this channel. this description is uncanny in how accurate it is.

@gabbyb9418

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheManWithTheFlan the Elder Tumblr...ages ago, the Elder Tumblr laid waste to our lands, he burnt our crops & assaulted our daughters. He judged our favorite fandoms & burnt all the ships in the Harbor of Love...it was a massacre! We must band together to defeat the Elder Tumblr once & for all heroes!

Oh my god, "I don't really like the rain" and "I don't like sand" should kiss.

@lemon-yoghurt2805

3 жыл бұрын

their child is "i am weird. i am a weirdo"

@ravenjoker254

3 жыл бұрын

oh I don't know about that, things get muddy with shipping

@taxibullheat

3 жыл бұрын

And the "better love story than Twilight" has come full circle.

@Dan-zc3ou

3 жыл бұрын

I ship it.

@tracyh5751

3 жыл бұрын

@@ravenjoker254 great pun

"Harry Potter has serious things like racism" you're certainly right about that one

@truebornseeker9767

2 жыл бұрын

It’s extra funny because twilight also has racism

@greyflash77

Жыл бұрын

Eyes Cho Chang and Kingsley

@the_last_ballad

Жыл бұрын

@@greyflash77 eyes Hagrid being "team slave race"("Yeah there's weirdos in every race" -Hagrid on some elves not wanting to be literal slaves) and "team muggle baiting"(yeah, remember when in Book 4 when Fred and George drop the ton tongue toffy, because they heard from Harry how abusive Dudley was, and their father chewed them out on how awful their behavior was and how actions like that is why his department exists? And how McGonagall chewed out Imposter Moody for using transfiguration as a punishment on a student, which was done over attacking another student behind their back? Hagrid didn't even have that background knowledge of Dudley's past actions to justify the fact that he tried to turn Dudley into a pig, just him eating someone else's cake, and then, unlike Moody, never fixed the tail he left Dudley with. Also is for the statue of secrecy not for the safety of wizards, but because both races should be separate)

@zephyr8072

Жыл бұрын

My favourite is using actual southern slave state logic to justify house elves being in bondage (it was an actual thing that black people wanting to be free from slavery was classed as a mental illness).

@WhaleManMan

Жыл бұрын

​@@greyflash77 Harry Potter is KKK propaganda because two of their names are racist if you convince yourself hard enough

I always thought the comments like "vampires in Twilight can be killed easily by X from other franchise" were weird, because my main issue with the book back in the days, when I read it the first time, is that the vampires are presented as totally cheated. They litteraly have no weakness, even the sun is harmless to them, so I was just like "what's the point" lol.

@Xehanort10

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah they're too overpowered. Vampires in other series have strengths but plenty of weaknesses to balance them out. Twilight's can only die from being ripped apart and set on fire.

@ChangedMyNameFinally69

2 жыл бұрын

@@Xehanort10 Most vampire weaknesses are kinda dumb though lol

@beatm6948

2 жыл бұрын

yeah, one of the reasons I love the vampire lore of The Vampire Diaries. Now, this show does like to undermine itself and loophole itself, but there are some (cool to me) set rules about what kills vampires.

@beatm6948

2 жыл бұрын

@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 you are indestructible, but hear me out, the sun kills you

@ChangedMyNameFinally69

2 жыл бұрын

@@beatm6948 Sun, fire, silver and garlic I'm fine with. It's stuff like crosses and running water I think is dumb.

“Still a better love story than twilight” WAR FLASHBACKS

@valeriarossini543

3 жыл бұрын

I used to say it so much and I had never even seen/read twilight lmao (also, same name!!!!)

@terriboucha4030

3 жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure I’ve still seen at least a couple of those in the past year 😅

@amaniamiller

3 жыл бұрын

I am sooooo sick of seeing that

@amaniamiller

3 жыл бұрын

@JoeysRattata At least Edward and Bella slept in the same bed

@davidandrada4968

3 жыл бұрын

@@amaniamiller holy shit

If the "The Pandemic has culturally regressed us by a decade" theory holds true, then along with Twilight we'll see a resurgence of college Ska bands and Skyrim content.

@poops9o9

3 жыл бұрын

Ska will never die!

@MysteryDisc

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like I've been seeing the latter lol

@lordyeetus6317

3 жыл бұрын

Bradley Nowell will come back from the dead and Sublime will release their new hit single "Hey You, You're Finally Awake".

@bionictech9902

3 жыл бұрын

That's very interesting, did you know that ska actually came before reggae?

@justineberlein5916

3 жыл бұрын

... so I may or may not have recently started playing Skyrim again

Excuse me but "hold on toght spider-monkey" is ACTUALLY the parallel to Anakins "I dont like sand" monologue.

@silverprimus321boi9

2 жыл бұрын

Dont diss I dont like sand like that.

@Gloomdrake

Жыл бұрын

But does it have a payoff that nobody notices? The payoff for the "I don't like sand" line is Anakin picking up a handful of sand and gripping it tightly after learning his mom died. It's weird

@TBlev215

Жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure it’s Bella complaining about the rain and not liking any cold, wet thing.

@Gemnist98

Жыл бұрын

@@Gloomdrake Not really. People hate the sand line because it’s the catalyst to Anakin and Padme initially consummating their relationship. The spider monkey line is just a memeable line from a character-building scene, not something integral to the plot.

As a young undiagnosed Autistic teen girl in 2007 with no friends and constant bullying, twilight was absolutey my version of a cloth covered doll. It wasn't a healthy representaiton of relationships but the fantasy and escape it provided me kept me going through those years.

I can't understand people saying that Kristen Stewart 'can't act' when she shouted "You nicknamed my daughter after the loch ness monster?!'" with such genuine fury and without laughing at all. Like cmon, that alone takes skill lol edit: thanks for all the likes lol I just wanna take this moment to thank Kristen Stewart for being part of my gay awakening 💜

@thomasraines1396

3 жыл бұрын

It takes true talent to not laugh at something so stupid.

@faithfm1

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@mr.goblin6039

3 жыл бұрын

She’s good in some other movies... just not in most of the Twilight movies, imo. It seems like almost everyone who worked on it just HATED working on it, especially Robert Pattinson.

@adorabell4253

3 жыл бұрын

She's said in an interview that she tried to put emotion in and the director just kept telling her to tone it down so she ended up doing the most bland, emotionless acting she could and that's what the director loved.

@rodrigomateodelgadodelacru8154

3 жыл бұрын

The fault was more on the director to be fair

Twilight was so harmful to young women, like an entire generation of girls just missed out on Garlic Bread? I will never forgive meyer for that.

@fossilfighters101

3 жыл бұрын

as an asexual i feel the need to contact my representative in congress and complain

@seasonsend4869

3 жыл бұрын

I first saw it at a very going age and barely remember it and I'm still in love with those movies after rewatching them through the years lol

@ILikedGooglePlus

3 жыл бұрын

Garlic bread is my favorite food. I could honestly eat it for every meal. Or just eat it all the time without even stopping

@boldandbrash9170

3 жыл бұрын

@@ILikedGooglePlus you’d get fat

@ILikedGooglePlus

3 жыл бұрын

@@boldandbrash9170 No, why would I get fat?

Hearing 'The Lighthouse' described as 'a slice of life' film gave me whiplash.

@Dabednego

2 жыл бұрын

I KNOW RIGHT

@haggisa

2 жыл бұрын

That made me giggle. Sarah's sense od humour is subtle, but brilliant.

@liberpolo5540

2 жыл бұрын

Cracked me up so bad xD

your youtube channel is like this little corner of the world that i feel all cuddly and warm in

@Yora21

2 жыл бұрын

I think the secret ingredient is Canada. The amount of really nice channels from Canada is surreal.

*notices Cedric Diggory on a list of Harry Potter Characters that are more attractive than Twilight Characters* "Hold up"

@100lovenana

3 жыл бұрын

There should be a Spongebob meme with the "Imagination" rainbow, but instead of Imagination it should say "Irony". That'd be perfect for this situation

@Xehanort10

3 жыл бұрын

He has a better personality and attitude than Edward "I stalked a girl, broke into her house to watch her sleep, forced her to let me drive her home by threatening to drag her back to my car if she tried to run away, ripping the engine out of her truck so she couldn't go anywhere I didn't want her to" and so on Cullen.

@Reepicheepchan

3 жыл бұрын

I thought that was funny also, but TO BE FAIR Pattison looked a lot better in Goblet of Fire :/ I mean, I guess that's a personal opinion but he looked so much... greasier in Twilight idk

@thelittleredhairedgirlfrom6527

3 жыл бұрын

@@Xehanort10 yea but the list also included Tom Riddle who’s essentially a magic nazi so I don’t think whoever made it was talking about morality

@guccifer764

3 жыл бұрын

@@thelittleredhairedgirlfrom6527 But you know.... I could’ve fixed him

"blackmirror bandersnatch" why did i think you meant benedict cumberbatch

@emmabauer3325

3 жыл бұрын

Close enough

@rodrigomateodelgadodelacru8154

3 жыл бұрын

Tumblr side effects

@FormerlyEpesi

3 жыл бұрын

You mean that wasn't -- O H

@randomalienfrommars0567

3 жыл бұрын

omg ME TOOO

The “vampires suck” movie was the first movie i ever walked out of the theatre for. I was also 13. They couldnt even keep a 13 year olds attention or make me laugh. Just needed to get that off my chest

@timothymclean

Жыл бұрын

I have no idea how Seltzer and Friedberg got to make more than one movie.

i worked at a dvd rental store at the time Twilight was big, it never happens but before the store opened in the morning people were lined up to buy the DVD similar to the event of the new iPhone, crazy looking back at those times !

@michaelnally2841

2 жыл бұрын

That must’ve been scary

OK, but why isn't it called the Twilight Renesmaissaince?

@booklover8081

3 жыл бұрын

Damn, everyone really dropped the ball on this one

@phineas81707

3 жыл бұрын

Because it's fun being able to type words.

@sadlittleratboy

3 жыл бұрын

Because most of us hate Resume, refuse to call her by her name, and mostly just pretend she doesn't exist 🤷🏻‍♂️

@BigBadWolframio

3 жыл бұрын

Ok, that's it, you won the Internet.

@Shadowplay4Cats

3 жыл бұрын

underrated comment

Why are they saying they’d “even” date Neville Longbottom like he’s the inferior choice when they put TOM RIDDLE on their list of hot people???

@pharoahcaraboo9610

3 жыл бұрын

i was listening to this in my car and after hearing that i yelled, 'WHY IS NEVILLE THE LESSER CHOICE HERE??' because i was so baffled

@rascal342

3 жыл бұрын

Listen, I wouldn’t date Tom Riddle but if you put him on a marry, fuck, kill game... I’m not killing him either. Neville IS husband material, but he doesn’t have that spice? Tom Riddle is ✨spicy✨

@CarlyBarley333

3 жыл бұрын

I think it’s because they’re going purely off what’s conventionally attractive, but that’s fucking stupid

@raia1921

3 жыл бұрын

@@rascal342 i mean, he would be toxic afff

@loafofmilk7680

3 жыл бұрын

@@rascal342 I mean, you could call Nazis ✨spicy✨, but I’d rather call them dead

"slice of life film The Lighthouse" underappreciated line from this video

@Dabednego

2 жыл бұрын

That line shook me to my core and I paused the video to scroll down and look to see if anyone else mentioned it.

@pichugamer5275

2 жыл бұрын

Glad I'm not the only one who thought that was funny.

@haggisa

2 жыл бұрын

*hilarious line

Wasn't there also a werewolf that was like "matched" or whatever with a toddler I think was named Claire? And like that kid definitely won't age as quickly as Renesmee

@izzisart

2 жыл бұрын

Oh definitely. The book kinda tried to explain it away by saying he would only feel brotherly towards her until she was much older, but even as a young teen that had my eyebrows raised.

@Weirdanimalboy

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah he’s basically her big brother until she’s old enough to fall in love with him in 16-18 years

@Gloomdrake

Жыл бұрын

@@izzisart you know, I think that just makes it worse

@izzisart

Жыл бұрын

@@Gloomdrake Oh, definitely!

"He's like what Jughead on Riverdale wishes he was" So he's comic book Jughead.

@Eli-sb4yl

3 жыл бұрын

Comick book Jughead on crack.

@blacksheep1924

3 жыл бұрын

True.

@aaronkelly1762

3 жыл бұрын

Comic Jughead's one of my favorite characters.

@gars129

3 жыл бұрын

and eventually people will praise Jughead on Riverdale

@blacksheep1924

3 жыл бұрын

@@gars129 and on that day I will cry

Also I just discovered that the “team Peeta” thing meant who we wanted Katniss to end up with 😀 Bro I thought we meant our favorite character I’ve been proudly saying “team haymitch” for years fucc

@grumpy_bear

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@katelynpringle5506

3 жыл бұрын

This comment deserves a gold star.

@Corviidei

3 жыл бұрын

Ouch

@jamilabrownie

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes I was Team Haymitch too and now ironically have a crush on Woody Harrelson

@grumpy_bear

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamilabrownie I was team Finnick (but like to be with the sugar cube lol)

My entire body curled in on itself when you said "we're cool girls. We like Harry Potter!" That was me to a T in middle school, like I really thought I was so special and unique for liking one of the most popular book series of all time???

Hot take: Alice Cullen’s wigs got better as the movies go on. That pixie in the final movies was incredibly cute.

@JamesChessman

Жыл бұрын

Ok but please relax because you seem a little TOO EXCITED about it, please take a cold shower

@Gloomdrake

Жыл бұрын

@@JamesChessman are you okay?

@augha

Жыл бұрын

Let’s agree to disagree there, but Alice was consistently pretty adorable

I still want a side series about Bella's dad, doctor vampire dad, and werewolf girl teaming up to hunt monsters.

@fruitygarlic3601

3 жыл бұрын

Charlie and Carlisle fall in love and make amends with the moody outcast werewolves. The fight scenes are great. We all rejoice.

@ancientfae7246

3 жыл бұрын

Ohh yes

@iwakeupandboomimarat

3 жыл бұрын

charlie n carlisle fall in love and teach leah that her werewolf pack isnt everything send tweet

@242nicolas

3 жыл бұрын

They have a really fulfilling and healthy poly relationship, Charlie at the center will leah and Carlisle have a rivalry. The rivalry culminates in the finale, after Charlie got hurt or smth, when they realize that they both deeply care for Charlie. Then make out session, or more depending on the network. Season 2 is less about monster hunting and just focuses on the poly relationship

@amara560

3 жыл бұрын

@@242nicolas That does not sound like a healthy poly relationship...

Robert Pattinson has big “British student in a house share who does a lot of ketamine” energy

@mooble1325

3 жыл бұрын

i KNOW we're thinking about the same photo

@nanamiharuka3269

3 жыл бұрын

who hasn’t had a cheeky bit of ket every now and then

@eddietruett

3 жыл бұрын

@@nanamiharuka3269 Most Americans, it's a pretty rare drug over here lol

@briannawaldorf8485

3 жыл бұрын

Eddie Truett no it’s not lmfao, as an American who has lots of experience with it

@christomanci

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah its gotten a lot more popular here in the states. My roomate used to do it like every weekend

I actually had no idea Patterson and Stewart reconciled after the affair. That's weirdly admirable to me

@glitzkey903

10 ай бұрын

@@blabla187 actually they were together 6 months after the preimere of the last movie. i think they really reconciled not for PR but idk

as a hunger games fan i was literally just thinking the other day about how insanely un self aware it was for child me to actively hate twilight and make fun of it while also going to the hunger games midnight premiere in a peeta shirt. crazy that you talked about that double standard as well, it was super weird to grow up in lol.

"On a completely unrelated note, there’s a pandemic and everyone is into Twilight now." Well, that explains Fate: The Winx Saga.

@Nadia1989

3 жыл бұрын

That's a Fate with no Saber...

@samt3412

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nadia1989 Impossible

@Furo_kun

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nadia1989 Bloom is just the new Saberface

@katherinealvarez9216

3 жыл бұрын

Well, there's also the whole CW/TVD fingerprints on it.

@Nadia1989

3 жыл бұрын

@@Furo_kun quote Gigguk's "Red Saber or Saber of Red?"

Wait, so you're telling me that Kristin Stewart got into hot water because she had a relationship with a man who not only had power over her career but also was 20 years older than her and already married, and she was the one who caught the most flack for it? Yeah, that sounds about right.

@Xehanort10

3 жыл бұрын

No he got called out for cheating on his wife who he had kids with as well. Stewart got into hot water for literally only getting the role by sleeping with him.

@aaronmelgar7116

3 жыл бұрын

@@Xehanort10 hey now, gonna need some sources on that "literally only" part

@chocolatecharley99

3 жыл бұрын

@@Xehanort10 I "literally" only saw her get flack for it on television. Grown adults in their 40s were talking about HER and gossiping about only her and her relationship on television constantly.

@PA-eo7fs

3 жыл бұрын

Is it is possible that they were both in the wrong and selfish...

@GrahamChapman

3 жыл бұрын

@@PA-eo7fs With how often it's been revealed that women within showbiz face sexual exploitation, harassment and abuse, maybe we should try to avoid pinning equal amounts of blame on both parts for once and instead address the systemic problems and the men, not women, who perpetuate the culture that leads to women having to sexually degrade themselves in order to get a job?

My biggest gripe with the series/Meyer is definitely that the Quileute tribe haven't been compensated. It was super exploitative and gross of her to use/write them the way she did, she could at least give them some capital for their troubles. She's worth over $120 million, come on!

Never tell a woman, or a person in general when they dont feel like it "You should smile more!" Human beings have HUMAN emotions.

"I'm sorry. Not because I was wrong but because I was lame" earns a solid S rank on the apology tier list.

@chloeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

2 жыл бұрын

“i didn’t know how to express my opinions in the correctly savage way and for that i apologize”

Can't hear the name Josh Hutcherson without immediately thinking about being trapped in a* island with him *I fix

@partylikeits1066

3 жыл бұрын

*trapped in a island

@IamtheFluffyUnicorn

3 жыл бұрын

I've laughed about this for five minutes, thank you ❤️

@alexandravicentini8187

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for mentioning this

@icrie4324

3 жыл бұрын

there m a k e be s n a k e s

@Lazamattaz

3 жыл бұрын

We have the same brain

The frustrating part for me as a fan of hp, twilight, and the hunger games, was that I had no vitriol for any of them but I was told I had to. It's what ultimately pushed me out of Fandom mentality because I was not attracted to any of the "hotties" I was supposed to be fighting other people over and i didn't conflate Harry Potter and Twilight as rivals just because they were huge. Funnily enough Twilght and Hunger Games helped me realize I'm Ace and Biromantic.

My mom very genuinely loves Twilight, and when I talk to her about it she makes a lot of interesting points. She doesn’t love it for the romance but the enjoys the world building and the idea of the way vampires act. And yknow what? Good for her

@silverprimus321boi9

2 жыл бұрын

Your mom sounds like someone I would enjoy being around. After all, stephanie created a very interesting and original concept for a vampire, and a curious world to explore. Shame she had to make such a crappy love story out of it

@sicko033

Жыл бұрын

@@silverprimus321boi9 She's great. I watched the movies recently because of her and we both agree it's interesting and we like it, but it's mostly just silly junk food films because of the romance plot. But I do think it's an interesting take on vampires! I love all vampire stories anyway so lol, I kinda like it now, even if partially ironiclaly

My favorite Robert Pattinson lore is that he was the guitarist for the song "Birds" by Death Grips

@quarryhymns

3 жыл бұрын

this is good lore

@Xxx_EvilSmurf_xxX

3 жыл бұрын

Death Grips is so good.

@PropheticShadeZ

3 жыл бұрын

Cool, I wonder what the overlap in audience is here, also I love him so much in tenet, especially on a second viewing

@Xion1591

3 жыл бұрын

That pic of them with Beyoncé is a classic.

@achair650

3 жыл бұрын

I'm a bit of a death grips fangirl and that sounds like some pretty specific but amazing lore. Edit: but what good lore isn't specific?

The fact that Chris Brown is only #20 on that list of "Most Hated Celebrities" makes me viscerally angry.

@crystalwolcott4744

3 жыл бұрын

Him and Mel Gibson are on the top of my list of hated celebrities! Can't stand pathetic men who abuse women.

@chonk3867

3 жыл бұрын

It’s cause he’s so irrelevant

@naomiea.naomie6665

3 жыл бұрын

@@chonk3867 yea and also cos he’s a man and people expect way less decency from them

@chonk3867

3 жыл бұрын

Naomie A. Tru

@Usernameping

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine hating Taylor Swift more than a man who beat a woman half to death

Sarah Z: "It was considered a sign of how soft or butchered twilight's vampires were." My brain: "BUTCH VAMPIRES?! WHERE?! WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARD ABOUT THIS?!"

@profwaldone

10 ай бұрын

I know this is a year old comment.... But may I present, spiderverse.

@becauseimafan

10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

I feel like Twilight honestly had a lot of potential. Imagine if it had taken the vampire angle more seriously, done better world building, and not cut out the more violent combat scenes. Sure, Twilight's vampires glitter, but they're also considerably harder to kill than most versions of the vampire archetype. They're faster, too, and arguably stronger. On its own, glittering would just be a unique trait that makes them stand out. Their society seems to have an interesting structure, with clans in different parts of the world paying homage to their "betters". There are dangerous nomads outside of that society, too, who show up only once and then aren't handled well. As this video points out, there are fascinating side characters, too. A 1300 year old "13 year old" half burned for witchcraft and serving as an enforcer for the vampire mafia? I want to read about *that* a lot more than almost anything else in the series. If the relationship between Edward and Bella had been better handled, it could have been an interesting plot that allowed readers to explore a detailed setting. It was just...yeah. The relationship was toxic, but was never treated as such, and the interesting aspects got either no attention or very little. Meyer was a lot better at coming up with ideas than handling them in a story.

The people who thought Robert Pattinson was turning vampires gay never really paid attention to Interview with a Vampire, did they?

@Khenfu_Cake

3 жыл бұрын

Or Carmilla... If anything vampires were gay long before they became a staple in mainstream fiction.

@allanagiles9470

3 жыл бұрын

vampires have always been at least a bit gay. you're telling me they live forever but don't experiment a little?

@galacsinhajto

3 жыл бұрын

Agree, there is few thing more heterosexual looking than Twilight

@laurenc5306

3 жыл бұрын

@@galacsinhajto Twilight is one of the most heterosexual franchises I've ever seen

@PassTheMarmalade1957

3 жыл бұрын

@@laurenc5306 Twilight is so straight that Bella births a female partner for Jacob so that he won't end the series without a girlfriend.

People sure enjoy calling tumblr a dead website, but it sure has brought the internet a ton of memes, stories, analysis and internet culture even after its porn ban.

@liz_violet

3 жыл бұрын

its quarantine for fandoms, before the virus times.

@diaryofamadblackfemcel2094

3 жыл бұрын

but only after the fact 😔

@soleil1953

3 жыл бұрын

It may not have the traffic it used to but I feel like it’s the best place for fandoms, so that’s why people stay.

@eminempreg

3 жыл бұрын

Righhhtt?! I recently revived my tumblr account and honestly it's such a good time

@flipflopzthreeonethree1873

3 жыл бұрын

Nobody on tumblr calls it a dead website. In my experience, it's only gotten better the last two years, maybe due to there being less people on it. It almost has the vibes of like 2013 tumblr. Theres a lot of posts that I can imagine would be screenshotted to share on ifunny or whatever the kids are using these days.

Did I really just watch (and love) a video about Twilight that's almost as long as the actual movie

I had a locket with Jacob inside, like my 10yr old ass was waiting for him to come back from war or something

@nataliad.3478

Жыл бұрын

This is so real

"Anne Rice please don't sue me." [in the middle distance, Addison Cain looms.]

@jdprettynails

3 жыл бұрын

I recently watched Lindsay Ellis' videos on that....just wow. Also, Addison Cain WISHES she was Anne Rice!

@MissMyce

3 жыл бұрын

Anne Rice is somehow *more* batshit than Addison Cain

@queenoffabulous2156

3 жыл бұрын

Addison Cain on the grassy knoll

@jdprettynails

3 жыл бұрын

@@queenoffabulous2156 Addison Cain is MsScribe.

@Otra_Chica_de_Internet

3 жыл бұрын

I'm so proud of myself because I understand every reference in this thread (except for the grassy knoll one but it's ok)

"Nessie? YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCH NESS MONSTER?!" Well, you fucking named her Renesmee. I think Nessie is a step up.

@SorowFame

3 жыл бұрын

Why does everyone hate the name Renesmee? Sure, it sounds old fashioned but it’s not that ridiculous. Am I the only one who doesn’t mind that name?

@Nightman221k

3 жыл бұрын

@@SorowFame it just doesn’t roll off the tongue. I literally thought it was pronounced Renee-smee when I read the spelling back when I read about it on blogs back in the day.

@IceQueen975

3 жыл бұрын

THANK you!

@nao-bo4yz

3 жыл бұрын

@@SorowFame i honestly think its a nice name, just hate that its a mashup of her grandmothers' names

@SorowFame

3 жыл бұрын

@@nao-bo4yz yeah, using your grandmothers ship name isn’t the best idea.

I have a love/hate relationship with the fact that I could tell on-sight that the "posts" around 22 minutes aren't even social media posts. They're Wattpad comments, and I've spent so much time on that platform that I instantly knew what they were

@TPNsBiggestFan

Жыл бұрын

wattpad comments >>>>>. i have so many screenshots of wattpad comments, its like half my camera roll

The biggest parallel between the prequels and twilight HAS to be “I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough” and “I don’t really like the rain. Any cold, wet thing… I don’t really”

My favorite one was "Romeo and Juliet: somehow a worse love story than Twilight"

@turtleboy1188

3 жыл бұрын

It's not a love story

@cabalarcana6996

3 жыл бұрын

@@turtleboy1188 Yes, that is the joke.

@faithjolley6034

3 жыл бұрын

@@turtleboy1188 >The Joke >You

This is like a new episode of: *The Twilight Zone.*

@lucifersatan4611

3 жыл бұрын

More engaging then the new one.

@intellibi4254

3 жыл бұрын

No. No. No.

@watermelonspice513

3 жыл бұрын

Get out

@MissPoplarLeaf

3 жыл бұрын

I give you a begrudging thumbs up

@amugglewatchingmugglething6585

3 жыл бұрын

Even tho I liked your comment I want to make it clear that I rolled my eyes really hard

This is so off topic lol but every time I see like “audience reaction” videos from the US I’m shocked. Is it really normal for people to go “ooh” and “whoaah” and shout inside a movie theater in the US? Here in Sweden people get PISSED if you make a sound in the cinema, if you shouted and yelled like that *you’d* get *your* head ripped off.

@FuchsiaNeko

2 жыл бұрын

I think it's only normal for big and hyped-up movies. Otherwise it's considered pretty rude. I've only had two or three times in my life where everyone in the theater were in unspoken agreement that it's ok to woop and holler at the cool moments, and they were movies like Star Wars and Harry Potter. Likewise in this vid it's Twilight. But if you do that for a movie like idk Grown Ups 2 or something people are gonna hate you

@yellowfang42

2 жыл бұрын

it usually only happens on premiere nights for big franchises

@TPNsBiggestFan

Жыл бұрын

i hardly go to see movies in the cinema but yeah in scotland people would never. like the really hyped up ones too. weird americans

Honestly Sarah talking about her own experience for liking twilight was so cute. Girls don’t talk freely enough about whatever cringy shit they used to or still obsess over, so sarah just freely recalling that experience just took me back to my own childhood when i obsessed over LPS (if you know you know) and watching youtube lps videos and making my own little stories with little props I made. I even remember when i went to live with my dad at 14 i took some of my fav LPS with me because they still meant a lot to me. (I think i still have at least 3 with me and maybe 5 with my mom if she hasn’t given them away)

all the hate she got for “not smiling”... reminding me of those “can i get a smile, sweetheart?” kind of dudes

@chiot2875

3 жыл бұрын

it wasn't hate for "not smiling", it was hate for showing zero emotion at all regardless the situation she was in. don't be idiotic.

@bakedgoods7116

3 жыл бұрын

@@chiot2875 She was SO BLAND lmfao, I was legit confused why these far more interesting hot guys got the hots for her.

@riley8385

3 жыл бұрын

@@chiot2875 That's 100% a cop out.

@fruitygarlic3601

3 жыл бұрын

Like, is a teenager supposed to be thrilled about grown people with cameras following her? Is she meant to smile, get violent, make a public statement? Paparazzi culture is so fucking bizarre.

@stardoogalaxie9314

3 жыл бұрын

@@chiot2875 You're such a Hack lmao

I love how the actual origin story behind why Twilight was written is "It came to me in a vision"

@rakkatytam

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, tends to be common with Mormons

@THEFRISKIESTDINGO

3 жыл бұрын

Big Joseph Smith energy

@sekiro_the_one-armed_wolf

3 жыл бұрын

@@rakkatytam can this be the next book of the Bible then

@rakkatytam

3 жыл бұрын

@@sekiro_the_one-armed_wolf Yes, might have to make another branch of Christianity. I hear its good money though, so best of luck

@KyleRayner12

3 жыл бұрын

In all fairness, that's also been the official reason given for the Beatles' name for seventy years.

Honestly "Vampires don't burn in sunlight, the sun just reflects off of them in a way that could make it seem like they were on fire" is a pretty decent premise imo, shame it became such a joke

I remember going to the midnight release of Breaking Dawn, and I did get the chocolate bar. It was just normal chocolate, BUT for some reason it tasted horribly stale even though I ate it the night of the release. I did carefully reconstruct the packaging and put it on my bookshelf like a trophy for years

I'll never forget making a PowerPoint presentation to convince my mom to let me see Twilight in theaters without her

@HW-sw5gb

3 жыл бұрын

Did it work?

@oharakatie14

3 жыл бұрын

@@HW-sw5gb yes. yes it did

@songbird6414

3 жыл бұрын

@@oharakatie14 that’s honestly kind of impressive

@oharakatie14

3 жыл бұрын

@@songbird6414 dont be too impressed im pretty sure she was just so annoyed that she gave in

@katiek2615

2 жыл бұрын

Slow clap

Yes, Stephenie Meyer doesn't tweet, and doesn't change retroactively how the vampires poop. That's a plus.

@TheKarret

3 жыл бұрын

You know... I really kind of hate her... but that is a good point to her credit.

@crystalwolcott4744

3 жыл бұрын

@@beck2752 terf* and she probably is she's just smart enough to keep her mouth shut about it lol.

@TheKarret

3 жыл бұрын

@@beck2752 She could be [statistically, with her being religious, there's a good chance she is one - if she's even a feminist] and just keeping mum on it - especially after seeing how JK's getting treated XD

@peanut_butter_wizard1213

3 жыл бұрын

@@beck2752 I was raised in the same religion that she's a part of (luckily I got out) and there is little to no chance of her supporting any member of the LGBT community.

@shihoblade

3 жыл бұрын

I feel sorry for Rowling. She made herself an icon of the crazy people and then tgey melted her the second she disagreed even a little. Politically she and I are not aligned but I do appreciate her books. Her politics never made me regret liking her books so its weird to hear how many losers just cant deal lately.

This subject tears me up so much! On one hand, I was definitely a holier-than-thou-I'm-not-like-other-girls kid who hated Twilight for being popular and weird to me. I wholly regret that now as it was internalized misogny and I think we can all agree that on the whole, the teen girls and moms who liked Twilight were just having fun and the backlash was mostly unearned as it wasn't actually about the real problems with Twilight. That said: THERE ARE SOME REAL PROBLEMS WITH TWILIGHT! Dominic Noble did a whole video series going through the books and discussing what happened in them, and my god is it bad--not because it's dumb fluffy teen angst, but because there are genuinely concerning themes and ideas being presented, especially in the later books, that I believe contribute to the negative ideals that girls have had impressed on them for centuries relating to the unfortunate link between abuse and romance. So now I'm left feeling very "damned if I do, damned if I don't" about this entire franchise. Does anyone else feel that way?

@silverprimus321boi9

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed, the books and movies were awful, but at least people had fun out of it. I mean, the ones that loved it had fun watching the franchise and vibing with other fans, and the ones that hated it had fun making fun of the movie with people that also hated it. Now if the fans and the haters kept to themselves, there really wouldn't be a such a weird moment. Also, I dont think hating something cus its popular means internalized misogyny. I

@crowdemon_archives

2 жыл бұрын

I have no love for the series, though I live for memes (which means a lot of things are really "free game" for me). I think in some ways, we could just enjoy Twilight like we find The Room hilarious, as opposed to tearing the fuck apart out of Empress Theresa lol.

@silverprimus321boi9

2 жыл бұрын

@@crowdemon_archives yea that's it

@ingridplata2411

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly same, this video has made me realise that I really just avoided the books and movies so I wouldn't "be like other girls" and then since I had to make up a reason that wasn't that I just shat on the whole thing without knowing it. I feel bad for it and kinda want to "apologise" to the books by reading them but at the same time so many issues with it have been brought up?

@silverprimus321boi9

2 жыл бұрын

@@ingridplata2411 it's just overdramatic crap. Just think of the books as comedy books and you'll be fine, it'll take the whole messed up part of it and make it funny.

I still refuse to believe that you'd be "team Gale", the literal war criminal, rather than the soft and brave bread boy.

@Jollyinha

Жыл бұрын

IKR "But he was only revealed to be a war criminal at the end of the last book" isn't an argument that absolves him imo And Katniss herself stated that being with Gale wouldn't be healthy for her, so yeah (Also Gale is bland af, but that's my opinion 💀)

@Gloomdrake

Жыл бұрын

@@Jollyinha honestly, having one of the love interests kill the protagonist's younger sister is a bold way to turn a love angle into a love line

@jadeterrain4771

Жыл бұрын

People usually like Gale for the bad boy appeal, but Peeta "if it weren't for the baby" Mellark is BALLSY

@alexander_markovski

10 ай бұрын

@@jadeterrain4771 an actual icon

@user-xm5ry2ld1j

2 ай бұрын

And then the Gale fans accused the Gale becoming a war criminal plot line of bad writing and character assassination just to resolve a love triangle like he wasn’t always callous and selfish and showed disregard for anyone else’s lives other than his own……his and Katniss’s first argument was that she saw an moral conflict over killing other children to survive and he didn’t……it’s completely believable that someone who could so easily say hunting humans isn’t any different than hunting deer” would become a war criminal as soon as he was put in a war. There’s a lot of bad writing in mockingjay but that’s not it y’all dude was always cruel and callous about killing I mean I’m a vegetarian and have been since I was a kid which the primary reason for me anyway that Peeta was obviously better was “of course I want a baker not a hunter” but let’s not pretend there’s no difference between the way Katniss hunts to feed her family and the way Gale may also be feeding his family but also seems to just really kill with no conscious. Red flags all around.

re the sparkle controversy: fellas is it gay to be attractive to women

@JayFolipurba

3 жыл бұрын

how do you say your name, if you don't mind explaining? I'm interested

@lunatykica5636

3 жыл бұрын

@@JayFolipurba like "shay" the 'a's are silent and make the 'ghdh' silent too, the é is just a long vowel and makes 's' into 'sh'

@JayFolipurba

3 жыл бұрын

@@lunatykica5636 oh wow I never would have guessed that ^^' thanks! but why even write all these letters if you can't hear them xD

@lunatykica5636

3 жыл бұрын

@@JayFolipurba language changes over time, in older forms of irish the word the name came from didnt have so many silent letters, but as language shifts their writing systems don't always take a parallel path (there is a "Sé" name pronounced the same, but it's not my spelling) think of "night" and "ought" where "gh" went silent but we still write it because the writing system moves more slowly it's easier for us to recognize it that way, esp since we can read older texts with that spelling, but not necessarily be hearing how that older generation spoke it in order to know how to mimic it

@Xehanort10

3 жыл бұрын

That isn't why people hate the sparkling. It's because it gives them no good reason to stay out of the daylight. Other vampires in other vampire stories burn to death, lose the powers they have at night during the day and the like. A character who says he has "the skin of a killer" then sparkles is impossible to take seriously.

I still remember people being "Team Switzerland" when they couldn't decide between Edward and Jacob

@lucyku13

3 жыл бұрын

This comment gave me psychic damage

@BonaparteBardithion

3 жыл бұрын

"I'm Switzerland." was one of the more memorable lines, at least as far as the love triangle went.

@luanaschmid2009

3 жыл бұрын

The moment I had become patriotic. I was so proud, someone has heard of Switzerland for its "neutrality" and not for its chocolate.

@momok232

3 жыл бұрын

Back in the day I considered myself Team Switzerland primarily because I was fannish enough to think fighting over which ship was better was silly.

Thinking about this, I remember reading the books and noticing how instead of being the edgy pretty boy, Edward is just adorably curious about Bella and humans in general THEN he becomes the edgy boy in the second book and I kinda stopped reading after that. I should probably get back into it at some point

During some of my worst depressive episodes as a teen, I would spend my sleeping-hours reading Twilight under the nightlight in my room. It wasn't until much later that I discovered I liked Alice's character for entirely different reasons than, "oh quirky." [edit] I'd also like to add I was much more into Vampire Kisses.

I just realized how amusing the "Buffy stakes Edward" memes are. Like, the Slayer's type is literally "tortured immortal who swears he's not that bad, really." 100% the two end up in bed if they ever shared a universe.

@rusted_ursa

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but David Boreanaz is tall and wears a swoopy black coat, so no one noticed.

@tanguygautier5371

3 жыл бұрын

You're not wrong.

@dandylionsloth446

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I was huge into Buffy and anytime people made that joke I wanted to ask them if they had watched the show.

@neby394

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah... Iconically, her type was vampires besides from that one guy who was like a monster Hunter? Or something like that

@mooble1325

3 жыл бұрын

much as i don't want to defend early-buffy angel before he went and got cool and funny in LA - at least he wasn't pathetic. edward's just boring and lacking conviction in every respect. so buffy would probably stake him for being dull imo

It’s because being in your 20’s is just liking the things you liked as a 13 year old but without the shame.

@milkglassfairy7641

3 жыл бұрын

That’s... so true.

@xsweetiebloomx605

3 жыл бұрын

As a 17-year-old who came back to what was her 6-year-old self's biggest obsession, yup

@DuskPShermanWallaby123

3 жыл бұрын

@@xsweetiebloomx605 same..

@dancingheart6224

3 жыл бұрын

Period. Case closed. I couldn't have said it better myself.

@M2ofEMMM

3 жыл бұрын

The racism is still there....

As someone who didn’t think they had strong feelings about the hunger games live triangle you evoked STRONG emotions out of me

This reminds me of when my older sister went to see New Moon in theaters when it came out. She brought me along and I unexpectedly had a blast wheezing at everything way too loudly. Afterwards she teased me for laughing when nothing funny was even happening. I want to watch it again with her now just to prove it really was a comedy and I was right all those years ago

"Anne Rice please don't sue me." Ahh. The ancient prayer of fan writers in the olden times.

@subroy7123

3 жыл бұрын

A prayer that rarely worked. Anne Rice was one of the most vengeful of the Old Deities.

@emmalaw4719

3 жыл бұрын

I was just going to comment something like that 😂

@shortyonline31

3 жыл бұрын

How about "World of Darkness", please don't sue me, considering they were the predecessors of vampire games, fic, and lore prior to Anne Rice. Oh boy.

@emmalaw4719

3 жыл бұрын

@@shortyonline31 the first Anne Rice vampire book came out in 1976, world of darkness started in the 90s. Also it wasn’t female led which is what Sarah was talking about...

I’m Indigenous and while I was getting my very first tattoo the artist asked me what my ethnicity was and when I told him he was like ah yes like the twilight wolves and I wanted to die inside like okay that moment in my life is just gonna be on my skin for the rest of my life lol

@pheonixrises11

3 жыл бұрын

I think it’s werid that the twilight wolves were what first came to mind. maybe he was trying to be funny •

@katefriend4085

3 жыл бұрын

Oh no! My kids'caregiver is Quillute. I found this out by asking about her tattoo. I believe my comment was something like "bummer about Twilight," which she rolled her eyes about with some grace... Our local museum (Seattle) I think commissioned or at least displayed a video project with an artist interviewing teenage Quillutes about their feelings about Twilight. I remember this one kid who looked to be about 16 telling the camera, "we don't turn into wolves, but we are descended from them..." I unironically loved that. Way to own your myths dude. I could tell our caregiver had some complicated feelings, but she didn't seem too keen to get into it at the time. I respect her privacy, but I was curious, and it's certainly a phenomenon. Bummer about your tattoo memory, I suppose it could be worse? Sorry to ramble at you...

@kittykittybangbang9367

3 жыл бұрын

Funny because I remember hearing that Twilight was racist against Native Americans or something

@crypt1848

3 жыл бұрын

@@kittykittybangbang9367 she....she literally talks about the racism towards Indigenous people in this video did you not watch it ? ? ? ?

@kittykittybangbang9367

3 жыл бұрын

@@crypt1848 It's been a while

I went from thinking about how stupid it would be to get into fights over your favorite part of a love triangle to practically seeing red when you said team Gale Lmao