Get your Koala Republic shirts here: www.friendlyjordies.com/product-page/koala-republic

@kingofrock1987

3 жыл бұрын

I think you meant Watershed moment but I don't know maybe both ways are okay.

@garystinten9339

3 жыл бұрын

Video idea.. Instead of trade wars.. what about tradie wars.. Aunty Shazza ... C'mon.. she'd be pretty hard on a worksite.. or can we find a new challenger on jordies enterage.. however the fuck you spell it Bring it on jordies..

@TheSampleSlayer

3 жыл бұрын

XL... What....... is that it o.O? Why don't they come in f^#$en fat c%#@ sizes mate? Seriously you think ya viewer base is 40-80kg? i got news for ya! The majority of us are 120++kg f*#@en!!@#$

@rivendel9296

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheSampleSlayer you oh ok buddy.Think he is having Seizure.

@lostinspace699

3 жыл бұрын

What are you doing on Global Warming ,you are not a clean skin ,, what makes you so Special . We should be Frying by now ,,,

As a lobster fisherman I'm in full agreement that scomo is not a fisherman's friend 👍🏽

The reason he doesn't care about the planet is because he is preparing for the afterlife anyway with a 1000 Lara Bingles greeting him at the pearly gates asking him where the bloody hell were you!

@Red_Beard2798

3 жыл бұрын

He's going to get quite a shock when he receives the opposite. Pity we'll be absolutely screwed by then 😕

@Robt772000

3 жыл бұрын

@@Red_Beard2798 I've got my floaties ready. And if I start sinking I can rely on Scomao to grab my hand forcefully to either save me or save himself. (He'll save himself and shake my hand on the way down).

@lakodamon

3 жыл бұрын

A pearly gates reference without a necklace joke; You sir, are a gentleman.

@Robt772000

3 жыл бұрын

@@lakodamon who are you calling a gentleman????

@duprie37

3 жыл бұрын

People joke about this, but it's totally true. Scottie's church preaches an apocalyptic worldview. We are in the last days and Jesus is coming soon to collect all the born again Hillsong members (except for Justin Bieber) while the rest of us are left to fend for ourselves as God pours out 7 bowls of his Vengeful Wrath over 7 years known as the Great Tribulation after which Jesus will come back a 2nd time with all the born again to fight one last battle against the hordes of evil woke leftist cultural Marxists who survived but who are now all slaves of the UN generated Anti-Christ After smiting them & the Anti-Christ to smithereens, he will rule over Earth with an iron rod while the faithful believers rule at his side for 1000 years (like vampires, the raptured believers won't die, only sinners will continue to suffer mortality) turning the whole planet into a bad scene from The Handmaid's Tale lasting until 3050 or so. Then there's one final war to end all wars against the very Devil himself, which will end with Satan & any remaining cultural Marxists being cast into the fires of hell along with anyone else unsaved (that's pretty much everyone by the way) to burn alive for ever & ever. God will destroy this universe and conjure a new one into being where the saved (except Justin Bieber) will live in bliss for eternity. This is why saving the planet and fighting climate change, poverty, hunger and disease & all those woke socialist memes is all just a massive waste of time, because history is effectively over anyway. Sounds crazy but that is what these people actually believe, although you really have to push before they'll admit it (they're crazy but not dumb). Our PM is a true believer, no wonder we're up s##t creek.

Actually quite a few tradies hate Morrison, my husbands a tradie and does a lot of site work and practically every he speaks to votes Labor.

@justjess4969

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like your husband is very intelligent. If the tradies are voting Labor, why bother thinking? Lol jk :p

@owenb7911

3 жыл бұрын

thats funny cuz i know a solar sparkie that votes libs because of the $20k tax write off lol

@strongboy7289

3 жыл бұрын

All Scovid had was Queensland on his side but i dare say that is all about to change.

@robertmeredith7849

3 жыл бұрын

Every one I work with won’t vote for labor because we aren’t socialist wankers

@mrcontrarian1416

3 жыл бұрын

@@robertmeredith7849 your comment I a classic example of “how to make it obvious I don’t know what socialism means without saying it” Good job boomer

What can one man do against such relentless hate.

@blasefreemantle829

3 жыл бұрын

better question what has he done right?

@adrianfleming3437

3 жыл бұрын

Crap yourself in maccas is what you can do.

@tanikalong9181

3 жыл бұрын

scomo shat his pants, boohoo;D

@Tester-sh1mn

3 жыл бұрын

I dunno get daddy Murdoch to help you out

@NoSignalChrisGuy

3 жыл бұрын

Is this still Sco Mo?

1:23 ah yes my favourite Pokémon, Media Offline

@WordoftheElderGods

3 жыл бұрын

It's just a worse Missing No.

@_JC_21

3 жыл бұрын

Someone is using a torrented Adobe Premiere ;) *cough* Jordie, I'm onto you.

‘Look even Turkey smashes us, F*ck boys, it’s Gallipoli all over again’ The Sentence I didn’t know I needed today!! Mmm delicious

@TheNess667

3 жыл бұрын

Almost in time for ANZAC Day too

@soymaster1625

3 жыл бұрын

Too soon... too soon

I didn’t know I needed a MaxMoeFoe and FriendlyJordies colab until now

@LeonTheMechanic

3 жыл бұрын

FriendlyJimmies x Cold Ones colab

@oliverp3545

3 жыл бұрын

Since they know of eachother, I want to see Jordan embarrass Vaush on his stream.

@kingt0295

3 жыл бұрын

Haven’t they already of that Clive Palmer fatty vid

Scomo is making our planet Dune. Confirmed! He's the Baron Harkonen!

@Trapsarentgay133

3 жыл бұрын

The spice must flow

@jdam28k

3 жыл бұрын

The coal must flow stoooooooogeee!

@Defgunt

3 жыл бұрын

An 'If Australia was Dune' vid by Jordies would be excellent!

@bellend333

3 жыл бұрын

TEH SPEHS MELOONGEEEE

@joshuawarnock6880

3 жыл бұрын

@@bellend333 TEH SPEHS MELOONGEEEE STOOOOGE!

sandstorm rendition SO WORTH IT

I absolutely died when you threw out the beat for darude - sandstorm.

That's cool and all but when are you gonna resurrect cave goblin to the friendlyjordies universe

Damn this government make me sick

Bring back Ja Rules Fun time Spooktacular

@manzplainer

3 жыл бұрын

Fuck that. We haven't had a proper warhammer vid for like a year.

Jordie. The only one on the planet who could lure me into an RSL.

@ScubesFTW

3 жыл бұрын

RSLs are underappreciated meme generators. I saw an English language cover of Gangnam style once then two old timers got up and started line dancing. You cant make this shit up.

As soon as I saw the title. I said out loud. *Too damn right.*

He’s going to be at the West Coast Vs Collingwood game in Perth on Friday night, hoping they show him on the big screen so we can boo the shit out of him and embarrass him.

@westwalk9953

3 жыл бұрын

Mission accomplished

Scomo couldn't care less about Aussie farmers, China was by far Australia's largest export market for wine. But he had to piss off the Chinese government and now Australian winemakers have lost billions. This includes many small family owned wineries that were contributing greatly to the economy by exporting something that doesn't get dug or drilled out of the ground for a change.

@Aileron90

3 жыл бұрын

looked for a comment like this, i honestly feel so bad for our actual economic contributors and producers (unlike parasite real estate investors/agents) imagine you lost your job because scomo wanted to appease to 30 sky news bogans and a good headline, a total PR stunt and he has ruined peoples livelihoods, i have no idea how he will win the next election.

@wyattjosh283

3 жыл бұрын

@@Aileron90 I just can't understand why he would press for the enquiry and clearly annoy the Chinese government. Surely anyone with half a clue realises how much our economy relies on China. If he really wanted it let the US do it, they have a lot more economic power over China than we do because of our huge trade surplus. I can just think of the Aussie wineries that have had to cut staff and thus loosing jobs in regional areas that often already have high rates of unemployment.

Lol the Borris voice killed me

This channel is all I know about Australia

@shaggyrogers9502

3 жыл бұрын

honestly, good.

@clam6254

3 жыл бұрын

i would recommend visiting, but also no

@samstacy92

3 жыл бұрын

You must think we're fucked.

@dogzdigital

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty much sums it up.

@gusmif

3 жыл бұрын

all you need

Release the directors cut of the scomo vid!! Please.

@rc0ll18

3 жыл бұрын

#ReleaseTheJordiesCut

The Trading Post... Isn't that where Scotty got his qualifications?

where’s the dave’s dinners jordies

@jaichapman5012

3 жыл бұрын

The man has spoken

Climate change deniers are like those characters in disaster movies that ignore the imminent dangers before the disaster occur. Like those folks that get blasted away by aliens from Independence Day.

@nicklass9933

3 жыл бұрын

Climate change alarmists are like flat earthers who when presented with empirical science will not believe it. I mean how many predictions have these supposed serious scientists made in the last 20 years like the dams will never fill, there will be no snow etc. All false and yet you still believe. The real danger to the world is the power you fanatics give to crazies like bill gates who supporting a project to block out the sun

@strongboy7289

3 жыл бұрын

Newsflash. The climate is always in a state of change. Ever heard of an ice age? i hear you loud and clear sir but you can't fix stupid with these people. It has to be unlearned.

@nicklass9933

3 жыл бұрын

@@nicktaylor7247 The problem is the observable science doesn't follow your predictions, over the last few years the northern hemisphere has been having some of the coldest weather on record and name one prediction that one of the climate alarmists has made that has come true. If the powers that be really thought that the end of the world was nigh. Why is their focus on things that won't make any difference. They focus on the handful of coal fired power stations in Australia, and not only ignore the hundreds of coal fire power stations china is building every year help to fund these stations via the paris climate accord. When are you going to wake up and see this is all about money not protecting the environment

@ericabassi7728

3 жыл бұрын

@@strongboy7289 Thats true that change has happened before, but its never been changing so rapidly due to human resource destruction and pollution, which will make it impossible to adjust to it in time to survive the changes. Gradual change would have at least given most of the population a chance.

@R3DACT3D9

3 жыл бұрын

@@nicklass9933 F*CK YES, FINALLY. WE CAN STOP GETTING BURNT BY THE SUN. THANK YOU BILLY BOY, BLESS YOUR GODLESS HEART.

Your shirt's great, the print particularly. Looks like you commissioned an oil painting of yourself

#ScoMao

Mate why is there a 58 minute ad before the video?

@Tazza81

3 жыл бұрын

Well you can skip it...

@prettyaverageyoga8260

3 жыл бұрын

Because he’s in charge of which ads show?

@justjess4969

3 жыл бұрын

Because jordies does this as a job, not because he wants to do it from the goodness of his heart.. he has an agenda.. a political and monetary one (let’s be honest politics and money == true)

@themaster7552

3 жыл бұрын

You guys do realise I’m just taking the piss right? I was just a bit shocked because I’ve never seen an ad that goes for basically an hour, I know why he does this.

I'm still dying from the SANDSTORM DEDEDEDOOOODEDEDEDOOODOOOOO 🤣

Jordie makes me proud to be Aussie, Thank you.

@zixx844

3 жыл бұрын

@D C He's pro reality. Pointing out that pissing off our biggest trading partner is a stupid idea doesn't make a Communist, Boomer.

Bananas and Pajamas should collab with Scomo.

I live in a center part of the US. I watch this to make sure I’m not just going crazy. We’re all fucked.

Not gonna lie, that Fisherman's Friend bit was pretty good.

I didn’t mean to laugh so hard on the turkey joke 😂

@galliman123

3 жыл бұрын

Needed yilmaz in there

hate doesnt feel like a strong enough word.

@ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock

3 жыл бұрын

I love you and forgive you, my child.

Are you coming to Dubbo on your tour?

1:47 China is 30th on that list. China that has produced and used more cement than the rest of the world combined in the Earth's history (and has every intention of continuing to do so indefinitely) is claimed to have a better climate policy than NZ. China's score is bolstered with a wide orange bar, indicating strict observance of the Paris accord which allows them to do whatever they wish, as well internal climate policy which includes them building entire cities, highways and rail, (not to mention dozen of coal power stations), all of which are derelict and totally uninhabited.

Lmfao at the media offline at 1:24

Holy shit, Jordies watches maxmoefoe pokemon. Love that

Ive been liking every vid recently. Feels like u hqve uped ur game another lvl.

Not that I'm complaining about this Jords but are you pretty much done with MAFS without even finishing the season again? What's happening with that?

@Trapsarentgay133

3 жыл бұрын

Still waiting for him and lewis spears to have a warhammer battle

Love your work Great video as always

The fact that you watch maxmofo Pokémon brings me unexpected amounts of joy.

He’s basically the mayor from Jaws.....

I think Scumo is a better nickname for that C word.

Scotty from Marketing runs the best government money can buy.

best outro in a good while

Yilmaz seen celebrating with a bucket hat over Turkey beating Australia.

4:19 Song Name?

4:18 if you wanna know the high point of this video just start here

when are you doing the lastest MAFS been waiting for you

I love these anti scumo vids, good job team

When he's called scomo he gets all excited. It's a throw back from the 1st fleet descendants. Remember his 1st fleet ancestor was a thief...

@andrewsmith7118

2 жыл бұрын

... who was chained to his boyfriend for months. It's term was the' stain'. Scomo needs a trip like that.

Having met old Scomao I can honestly say it was the most underwhelming experience of my life.

@ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock

3 жыл бұрын

You didn't really do it for me either

@anthonykilkenny4793

3 жыл бұрын

@@ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock is that why I received (begrudgingly) a sub par handshake?

@ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock

3 жыл бұрын

Please wash your hands next time

@anthonykilkenny4793

3 жыл бұрын

@@ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock ....no

@AngieTrianta

3 жыл бұрын

Was he fake, Anthony? Morrison doesn’t come across as a genuine person at all.

Jordies unlocked a memory I didn’t even know I had, when he pulled up the bananas in pyjamas rat.

@mdiciaccio87

3 жыл бұрын

"I'm a rat, I'm a rat, I'm a very clever rat!" There - I just triggered a nostalgia apocalypse in your brain. You're welcome.

That Max impression lol

Liked just for the Fisherman's Friend joke 🤣👌

You know it's bad when even koala killer has publicly turned on him!

as soon as he said sandstorm i new there woould be a mouth trumpet \

4.41: I thought that was a real Daily Telegraph paper but then I realised it didn't ask to subscribe enough.

You should still be on Cold Ones. Maybe one day.

Jordie been waiting for someone like you to give Australia the opportunity to work out what is going on with the Australian government in a truly and comic way.

Well the current amount of dislikes shows the exact number of friends scomo has

@kevinquigley8656

3 жыл бұрын

Your bike vids are sick! Do an updated LAMS bikes list!

@Tempcitz

3 жыл бұрын

@@kevinquigley8656 cheers! I'll have to get on a few more different ones to update it!

Fisherman's friend got you across the line for hitting the like button.

Keen to see ya at the brissy rsl

Yilmaz must be laughing so hard when watching this video

Brilliant one liners delivered in Jordie’s comedic style e. g. Morrison: ‘give me a selfie foreign policy’

Yes please to that extended cut on everyone who hates scomo

The quantity of simpsons and/or warhammer memes has gone down. This is a grave injustice.

ScoMo just can't catch a break can he? Well, he doesn't deserve one after all the holidaying he's been doing!

So sick of being a dog, the only choice ever seems to be being a different breed with a different master. Fuck that

When are you coming to Tassie

Without sand theirs no Cronulla, the barrier of Engadine maccas washing into the sea

Chief of staff dude looks more like pettigrew from Harry Potter

AYYYY JORDIESSSSSSS

His treatment of the woman who saved Australia post was abhorrent. Her actions mean it won't be privatised

Drop the directors cut

Mate, didn't Scomo go to UNSW? You put a picture of the Uni Sydney main quad! He never went there!

1:50 *Gallipoli 2: Climate Change Boogaloo*

We have the highest energy prices in the world with increased emissions. Electricity prices were lower under Federal Labor with lower emissions because they had an ETS. The Libs are driving small business to insolvency with radical commitment to coal fired power

Get that directors cut out or I'll start listening to Hack ha ha

Watermark moment ? Is that like the Watershed scandal?

Well the offset of our exports which once went to China has almost been made back by trading with other nations... So stuff China!!

Wait, theres a director's cut? #releasethejordiescut!!!! Seriously though, if you can release it, you should.

I hate Scomo too. Have you seen those yellow ads in the SMH? Keep an eye out for them next time.

When are you going to go on the Maxmoefoe Pokemon channel Jordies?

Release the 'Jordies cut' of your Scomo vid!

Was that multi country drop The Launch?

We’ve moved up. We are above Kazakhstan now.

What are your thoughts on Malcolm Turnbulls flip

7:12 Jordies looking slim today

20k till the big half a million . Keep up the great work mate!

Can you pls put more graphs and sauces It'd be pretty fair dinkum

Liked for the title alone

Thanks Jordan and co.

Poor maxmoefoe, he didn’t ask for this

Damn love to see my boy max do a cameo with another Aussie 😂

+2k, that’ll be both nuts thanks

Hey man when you coming to melbs?

I was hanging on to a shitty job at metropolis in WA because you where supposed to bring the live show to that venue and wanted the opportunity to meet you. As soon as I found out the show was cancelled in WA I quit and moved onto my dream job. Hoping you get down to Perth soon!

I know one lady who is from the north eastern shit suburbs of Perth who likes him or did before the election. Would love to hear what she thinks now