we left out that every Kmart has at least one single mum just beating the shit out of their kid in the toys section. we couldn't find a kid to beat up for the vid but the point still stands - also pls subscribe we goin for 200k!

@loot1811

2 жыл бұрын

You can beat me up!

@jdz6376

2 жыл бұрын

beat me up

@GenericaQwerty

2 жыл бұрын

JAHKXSYN NO PUT THAT BACK OR I SWEAR I'LL TELL SANTA YOU'RE A NAUGHTY SHIT

@jdz6376

2 жыл бұрын

@@GenericaQwerty LMAO

@blueberreez2289

2 жыл бұрын

that is so true lmao

Mate I've never seen ONE of these things actually used for coffee, they chop up well tho so I can see why there's almost a cult following of Aussies who love their kmart grinders

@codossgames7115

2 жыл бұрын

5 star review, best damn grinder on the market

@mrsynical8725

2 жыл бұрын

Theres a wireless one now, with a battery

@KazNDS

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrsynical8725 fuark shits futuristic now

@C0MPLICIT

2 жыл бұрын

I have extras just incase they stop selling them. Best grinder on the market mate.

@lilkr8844

2 жыл бұрын

Threw my scissors away along time ago

As a Kmart employee, I honestly cant disagree with this. The security is really great (:

@peterbrown8767

2 жыл бұрын

Fuck Kmart

@Arcticc04

2 жыл бұрын

as someone who has stolen from kmart, i agree

@larrylongprong5219

2 жыл бұрын

It’s usually some old boiler at the door eyeballing ya.

@humble7447

2 жыл бұрын

can agree

@jackdanielsization

2 жыл бұрын

I once had a kmart seccy looks thru a bag of acquired goods, and pull and and accuse me of stealing the *one* thing in that bag kmart didn't stock. Was priceless

Can we appreciate garn sneaking into all of these places with the proper uniforms, all while staying clear from actual workers and security.

@monaroboy124

2 жыл бұрын

Nah mate, ol' Murph is legit. He just comes up with new busiess ideas.

We gotta give Garn credit for getting all these jobs just to quit after he finishes making the video. Respect 👌

@sketch-rstuff1017

2 жыл бұрын

It's really just a series videos about how fucked unstable temp jobs are in Australia at this point.

@GarnComedy

2 жыл бұрын

i know ur joking but some people are gonna read this and think we actually go get a job at these places hahaha

@yasminemccoy6047

2 жыл бұрын

I work at this exact kmart, he does NOT work there lmaooo

@mitchyoza14

2 жыл бұрын

@@yasminemccoy6047 Yeah cause he already Quit when you had your day off mate 😉

@richardknows6763

2 жыл бұрын

We should be talking about all the innocent people he's had to root/murder to get all these uniforms.

My best memory of school work experience was working at Kmart. There storage area for what goes on the shop floor is the size of the store. I rode a bike around. Found a Snickers box so ate like 10. Slept somewhere. Rode more bikes. Got glared at by the manager. Had more Snickers. Good times.

@Vivix__

2 жыл бұрын

My mates brother also worked at Kmart. He would grab a handfull of those sticky little figures and throw them onto the ceiling and they would be stuck up there for weeks. Must be fun working there

@imking7160

2 жыл бұрын

Slept half a shift once then spent the next 2 hours looking for trolleys, god I miss that job

@ameliamay5112

2 жыл бұрын

Really? Cause the size of the storage at my store is the size of a fucking match box 😤

@rexman971

2 жыл бұрын

@@Vivix__ Don't give me ideas lol

@istyleonu

2 жыл бұрын

Thats crazy, my uncle has all the same stories of stealing, sleeping, and playing with all the shit in there, and that was like 40 years ago when he was a teen in the states.

"Attention all Kmart shoppers: we just got a truckload full of cheap Chinese shit that's gonna disintegrate after 6 months"😂😂😂

@dcmastermindfirst9418

6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Gotta do The Reject Shop next Garn. That shit would be comedy gold.

@shootshit.

2 жыл бұрын

YES!

@patricklauer4452

2 жыл бұрын

The reject shop is basically a wasteland lmao

@DrCoomer_1

2 жыл бұрын

Reject Shop is so scuffed

@zayburnell

2 жыл бұрын

I always get rejected there so that's why it's called the reject shop. I stay away from it

@cavanray6742

2 жыл бұрын

There's so many he could do. Servos, car salesmen, Coles/Woolies, brickie, painter, driving instructor, list goes on.

As a Kmart Employee, who did Click-and-collect for a lot of the lockdown period. I can confirm that at least 10 percent of orders were some sort of coffee grinder, minimalist house decoration, or a pet bed, and half the time you can't even find it for over 10 minutes in the right section. Because there are just so many orders.

Speaking as someone who worked at Kmart 20 odd years ago I can entirely relate to this. My specialities were causing the tills to crash by scanning items to quickly, going awol collecting trollies (i.e. disappearing for half the shift to have a spliff or two) and accidentally stuffing up the Christmas lay-by's by forgetting to put down what was on each pallet in the warehouse.

@trolliixz9595

2 жыл бұрын

Mate my shift at target consists of greeting cunts at the door, letting them leave without checking their shit, taking an hour to collect trolleys, sitting in a small spot I have found that no customers or staff go to and sitting in the toilet.

@Bomber679

2 жыл бұрын

@@trolliixz9595 Like a spot in the store? Where in the store don't the customers go? Buggers go everywhere

@SpencerLemay

2 жыл бұрын

@@trolliixz9595 I worked at American K-Mart and I made a fort out of furniture boxes in the layaway area (i guess in Australia they are lay-by's?) to look at my phone, won regional employee of the quarter anyway. Our registers were beige tanks from the year 2000 in the year 2014, constantly crashed. One time I was at the loading dock with a buddy and we were standing by the computer so I drew a dick in the dust for laughs, then I hit ctrl+up on the keyboard to flip the view upside down. We kept talking and I forgot to reset it back. Next day was truck day AND the regional manager was coming for an inspection. He sees the monitor with a dick drawn on it propped upside down with a broom so they could read it to fill out the shipment! Makes them clean every monitor in the store.

Just the way he says “compensation” kills me every time 😆

The only thing ever disappointing about these vids.....is what feels like eternity waiting for the next one to come out cause ya know it's gonna be awesome and you just can't wait

@aiden-5924

2 жыл бұрын

100% agree. But quality over quantity!

@iliketurtles5122

2 жыл бұрын

U could join patreon

"Here at Kmart, were pretty big on safety, I mean oh&s and all that, mainly because there was just too many people comin and gettin a job at Kmart and pulling a shelve down on top of themself on the second day, ya know gettin on the compo" Fucking hell sounds like a good plan

Now remember kids, everything is free at k-mart as long as security doesn’t see you (their blind) or run after your. (Majority don’t have legs)

@BigManBilliam

2 жыл бұрын

What about their blind?

@raccspoons7549

2 жыл бұрын

I have a long lanky friend who works as security. You could probably just go through him tbh

@kerribassett5995

2 жыл бұрын

@@BigManBilliam The fact that this probably went right over his head makes it even funnier.

@ciara2837

2 жыл бұрын

just be careful of the old ladies, for some reason they are always on to you (one of my managers is an old lady and she always catches people stealing... if you see her following someone you know to stop and check bags)

As someone that works at Kmart, I can confirm this video is 100% accurate

"I've got a particularly heavy box" Oh no way, that sounds like something my mum would say

I just started working there this week. I'm sure this video will show me the Kmart experience.

I remember working in retail and teenagers would come in asking for scales that measure grams to 2 decimal places. Bunch of potheads. They went to the same school as me so I knew what they were after before they asked

@zerox756

9 ай бұрын

How the coppers can draw up a short list of potential drug dealers

As an American, it is incredible to see that you guys still have Kmarts.

@interestedobserver587

Жыл бұрын

Different Kmart to the US.

@local_authority

Жыл бұрын

It's like the only shop of its kind

I remember when I was a kid they had the mixed lollies section where you’d go and mix n match your own container of lollies. Good times. Now it’s all pre packaged crap.

@fasterThoughts

2 жыл бұрын

Same, wonder why they got rid of it

@Korn45678

2 жыл бұрын

@@fasterThoughts Because you'd walk in pretending to drink from an empty maccas cup and fill that. Dunno how many gummy snakes I squashed into that, chuck some maltesers on top for good measure. Ahhh the 90s.

@frankbeans5921

2 жыл бұрын

@@Korn45678 yep they sold by the cup not the weight, so if you could squeeze it in you could tack it home haha

@JB-vd8bi

2 жыл бұрын

I remember this at target too

@mitchellfitzgerald1817

2 жыл бұрын

Ddue, I fucking miss those days!!!!

They're killer "coffee" grinders. You're not gonna find a better mix chopper for $14. Had mine 5 years and still goin' strong!

@vwood1398

2 жыл бұрын

Now I feel the need to get one.

@marleneholloway7775

2 жыл бұрын

Why don't you buy coffee all ground up.

@humble_frog

2 жыл бұрын

@@marleneholloway7775 marlene these are for chopping buds and ripping cones love

@Alex-gp1fz

2 жыл бұрын

Same as how my gf has a pink vibrating “makeup remover”. Kmart knows what they’re selling

I'm questioning how he gets all the outfits- it's amazing

@Wojtek_-oz4mt

2 жыл бұрын

Well employees take their uniforms home, so he'd only need to find someone to borrow it from.

@Tony-112

2 жыл бұрын

From K-Mart.

@loafofbread9400

2 жыл бұрын

You dont think do you

@DxmonArcher

2 жыл бұрын

@@loafofbread9400 idk if Ur say that I'm dumb or Ur trying to make a joke with me

@loafofbread9400

2 жыл бұрын

@@DxmonArcher the fact that you even ask that question

Now we need a video on every Christmas lunch in Australia!

@nova-in9oh

2 жыл бұрын

its just a bunch of premade meals and desserts from coles or woolies, and the occasional pavlova

@death3073

2 жыл бұрын

@@nova-in9oh yup

The safety thing is very accurate. It is so annoying when you are trying to do ANYTHING. You can't just pick up a piece of glass, no, no, someone has to stand there and protect the breakage site while another team member tries to find a dustpan (we have like sixty on the shelves but you're not allowed to use one) so someone has to aimlessly wander around out the back. WHS must cost Kmart so much money. But hey, I can't complain about the pay. $39 an hour on public holidays. Yes pls!

@ThatRollerCoasterNerd

2 жыл бұрын

and the gloves... when ever you need to do anything the gloves have to be involved. Wollies have their pallet jacks used by normal employees, we can't even use a H-Cage without gloves

@Speedojesus

2 жыл бұрын

Whereas at Target I've literally knocked a glass off a shelf while carrying shit right in front of customers and just swept that shit up in less than a minute manager never heard a fuckin thing

@socks2441

2 жыл бұрын

you what? $39 an hour. damn. what is it on a normal workday though?

@belle4953

2 жыл бұрын

@@socks2441 depends on your age, but generally you take how old you are and subtract one. I'm 18 and get paid $17 an hour.

@socks2441

2 жыл бұрын

@@belle4953 thats interesting, im 32 and only get 27, and i service safety equipment for the navy, police and army (and other customers) i have also been at this job 6 years. minimum wage is now 20 and will be 21.50 next month. it was 11.50 when i got my first job 12 odd years ago. i think i should quit and go work at kmart, lol.

2:25 LMAO! This is just comedic perfection! Absolutely well done! :)

Every Kmart worker has dreams of leaving Kmart to do something they enjoy just to still be working there for the next 15 years

@mahukarau3872

2 жыл бұрын

FACTS 😂😂

@mrnohax5436

2 жыл бұрын

preach

@samarthur407

Жыл бұрын

Lmao, bro don't do me dirty like this.

heres some video ideas! love your vids by the way, they make my day!! Every BigW Worker, Every Coles Worker, Every RedDot Worker, Every Reject Shop worker, and last but not least every MYER worker

"a lot of walking around aimlessly with a pricing gun avoiding customers" I've been caught out

wake up babe new garn upload

Why no one talking about 1:10 that shit has me dying 😂

This short length content feels heaps better than dragging on smaller jokes with it, straight to the beat with good shit mate keep it up. Have a good one and fuck ya

The Patreon supporters sound exactly like the list of every substitute teachers request to get students to sign their own names. Fuckn love it

Coles and Kmart used to have near the same exact uniforms. Karen throwing down at me not helping in Kmart when I worked at Coles was priceless

@deanchur

2 жыл бұрын

Got a formal complaint at K-Mart once because I didn't help a lady at the front desk...even though I've never worked it in my life and I told her I wouldn't be able to help her if I tried. I was stuck in lay-by and the dock, of course I'm not gonna know how the front desk works.

Finally he did Kmart 😂😂

Kmart at this point should just rebrand that coffee grinder and embrace reality.

I used to sell guns and bullets in the 80's at K-mart...

@freeman10000

2 жыл бұрын

I remember that. Back in the day as a teenager in Penrith I can remember Kmart selling ammo. I can also remember them selling interesting stuff like telescopes.

@Mattb81

2 жыл бұрын

Yep. Back when it was a good shop. Now it’s just all cheap junk home decorating crap

I cannot give enough thumbs up for the writing insights and acting skills for this

I love your videos please upload more

as a Kmart worker this is 100% accurate

@gysmothediamond2046

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah same here, very much true

I’ve worked at Kmart for nearly 5 years All I’m saying is this is EXACTLY what’s it’s like

Hey mate I saw a video of yours that was about lynx Africa for Christmas what happened to the video?

As someone who works at Kmart this isn't even over-exadurating

“It’s probably all in the same aisle” - fk me, perfect haha

“Freshly ground coffee” well yeah so even Kmart knows huh. Love how you got your painters pants as part of your Kmart uniform

Worked at K-Mart back in the day. Staff from the floor would go and steal customer's Christmas lay-bys from the mid-year sale to give to another customer so when lay-by customers came to the store at Christmas time to pick it up they'd be missing items. That was GREAT fun... Also can remember slinging fridges over my shoulder, it was good being young and strong lol.

i am 90% sure this country would have gone through at least 5 civil wars if not for Kmart and it being open 24/7

@kay4829

2 жыл бұрын

Where is this magical 24/7 Kmart you speak of?

@avalonfey

2 жыл бұрын

24/7 Kmarts exist??!

@izzy_haines

2 жыл бұрын

@@avalonfey my local Kmart is open 24/7

@avalonfey

2 жыл бұрын

@@izzy_haines I'm honestly jealous hahaha

@izzy_haines

2 жыл бұрын

@@avalonfey don’t be, you lose too much money in there 😂

Something I've always wanted to know of how you avoid getting sued by all these businesses, it's enviable.

@TheKnobCalledTone.

2 жыл бұрын

It's probably because Bruz doesn't work there lol

@mrtang9401

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheKnobCalledTone. HAHA, maybe if he maybe ball bag key chains he may be in trouble eh?

Kmart has everything u need tho- want pens? They got it headphone set with fox ears for kids? They got it (i actually found one once) want a whole jar of lollies? Theres a whole fricking shelf

never thought about but holy shit kmart does have everything

@brycem0

2 жыл бұрын

Kmart is the home of the ~ Bogans Bargain Basement

As a former Walmart employee, the bit about avoiding customers is spot on. Anyone with even a shred of intelligence doesn't need to ask you where things are, so the ones that do are the dumbest of the dumb, and will waste an hour of your time forcing you to look for some specialty random item they could have bought on amazon or something.

@calsavestheworld

Жыл бұрын

Why do they put the goddamn paper towels next to the pet supplies on the opposite end of the store from the scrub brushes?

@mrniceface

Жыл бұрын

@@calsavestheworld Paper towels are with toilet paper and cleaning supplies, I don't know what your Walmart is smoking.

@calsavestheworld

Жыл бұрын

@@mrniceface Well the pharmacy dispenses medica marijuana. Probably that.

HAHAHA I have that lamp at 1:00. It's awesome.

Kmart everywhere else: 1 dolar per year Kmart Australia: *_legit RICH_*

I live in Wisconsin, US, and I haven’t seen a Kmart since the early 2010s. I thought they went bankrupt and went out of business 😂

@nicchiavella2466

2 жыл бұрын

Same name but different company that’s not connected to the Kmart from the USA. Kmart Australia have tried there luck in the USA with a store called ANKO. But I’m not sure if it’s still there.

@pacadet

2 жыл бұрын

@@nicchiavella2466 ANKO was on a very limited trial here in the US. I believe it was only in Washington state (which was very heavy handed with lockdowns) which killed them off in short order during 2020.

@maxwalker3207

2 жыл бұрын

@@nicchiavella2466 Not connected anymore, they originally were the same company but they split sometime in the 90s

This safety worker has had more jobs in the past year than the queen has been Alive for. ✊🏿

That loud speaker store announcement was just to true.

Back in my dads era, they used to sell actual firearms and ammo at his local Kmart, it’s in the old catalogues as well.

😂 this is gold I'm a team member at Kmart Have a few things to add That one guy in the backfill room that knows where every item is That same group of teens who keep putting shaving cream all through the store When you finish your refresh section, call for it to be checked and they somehow find all these items you missed Expected to finish a returns rack in half an hour and you can't find where anything goes Oh and all day everyday It says it's in stock online but it's not on the shelf Karen's who want to speak to a manager Attending the same huddle everytime you do a presentation shift listening to the same speech by the manager

imagine people chucking a sook over the outro of a video they just don't need to watch if they dont want to. great video as always :)

@smeegle

2 жыл бұрын

its an algorithm thing, most will click off during the name reading, causing a sharp drop in retention and therefore causing youtube to stop recommending the video so much because they want them to stay for the endroll ads

Mate this is absolute gold. You’re a bloody legend

Fucking hell this hits the nail on the head. The stupid minimalist lamp that is (ironically) SHIT imported CLUTTER THAT BREAKS TOO QUICKLY is everything wrong with consumerism in a nutshell.

I swear how does this guy have a uniform for literally everything

Lmao I work in retail, it really do be like that, aimlessly walking around. Sometimes I do feel like helping people, other times I'm like nah fuck I don't wanna talk to people today I'm gonna stock shelves all day

As a Kmart Employee this is dead on 100% accurate

get this man to 200k. Hello from down in Melbourne mate.

Make a blooper compilation for all these videos, we all need it!

My local Kmart only lets you buy the coffee grinders at the service desk 😳

No one knew why I wanted a coffee grinder as my prize for our highschool walkathon. I'm happy to keep it that way.

@LoneRider1969

Жыл бұрын

lol..😅Hearing ya..

"Ohhhh Ohhhh!!!! i'Ll hAvE tO gO oN... compensation." 😎 🤣😂🤣

I have wondered why these coffee grinders are never in stock . Who would risk getting caught over $20

@xXSinForLifeXx

2 жыл бұрын

Its not just them being stolen it's also because they are purchased by alot of stoners aswell.

@nickyhyde4238

2 жыл бұрын

Thats another stick to buy, mummys pocket money doesnt grow on trees

I would ask for you to do big w workers but it would be about the same as this.

As a Canadian that loves to cross border shop, it's weird seeing a Kmart still open

I'm watching all these for the first time. They have been a bit of joy in a dark time in my life, thanks boys.

@frozencatcake

11 ай бұрын

cool

What happened to the lynx africa?

What happened to the lynx Africa video?

My local Kmart deadset has a 80 year old man doing security. He's always sound asleep in a chair when I'm there

As a kmart worker, can confirm trying to avoid customers

As a worker at target this applies the exact same hahaha

YEHHH hahaha nice 👌

Working at Kmart, I legit get paid to walk around and follow eshays and scare them

that "compensation, WInk" was it for me.

I was in Kmart the other day and you are spot on wrt the cheep Chinese crap on the shelves

always a good day when this bloke uploads 💯

Then first shot of Kmart is the exact Kmart I spend 98% of my time 😂

I watch every one I have of these and u have done my job now :) gotta love this

Should do coles 😁

Everyone will be Dumpster Diving at Kmart. As someone found boxes of in date, blocks of Chocolate. What else do they throw out, that is perfectly ok?....😀

*going past security* *flashing bag while walking and gets the nod of lazy approval*

Discovered these guys late. They’re hilarious

This guys resume must be impressive.

it's a good day when garn uploads

This one was truly on point.

Meanwhile here in America Kmart filled bankruptcy a few years back and has since completely ceased all operations and shut down we don't have any kmarts here anymore just abandoned lots where the retail giant once stood its kinda sad but i guess it is what it is im happy kmart still exists in other countries.

Ah mate, this takes me back to age 12, dressing rooms, giggling and stealing bras and gstrings with the girls

@xXSinForLifeXx

2 жыл бұрын

G strings at 12? damn lol

Good shit boys

"Trying to get to 200k subs". Now on 1.2million. Onya Garn!

0:46 I swear I’ve been to that one before

The one vivid memory I had of Kmart, was when they put a announcement over the speakers, and they forgot to turn it off….we then heard some other….things going on-

@nicchiavella2466

2 жыл бұрын

I love his announcement. I so wish I could say that on the speaker at Kmart.

I was so thrown off since Kmart doesn’t exist in the US anymore. Weird to see it still breathing in Australia

@F1rstNameLastName

2 жыл бұрын

Kmart is the Walmart of Australia. Kmart in the US and Kmart in America actually have absolutely nothing to do with each other despite the brand itself being almost identical.

@xXSinForLifeXx

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah like the other guy said they are totally different companies

@shaytrueblueaussie

2 жыл бұрын

@@F1rstNameLastName Kmart USA and Kmart Australia at the very beginning were under the same company if I’m not mistaken.

@pacadet

2 жыл бұрын

@@shaytrueblueaussie You're exactly right. They were originally a joint venture with US Kmart and an Aussie company. They've been separate since 1978. Target Australia, on the other hand, is just a nearly direct ripoff with the stores having no affiliation *ever* with the US Target. I've always been amused by that.

I watched this video when I was in Brisbane 2 years ago. Today, I watched it again after some drinks at Seaview with the missus and just realised that you live in Townsville mate 😂

Can’t be too safe!! 😂😂