Your house: *is burning down Firefighter who just arrived on scene: “aight, let me just get out the old 56 page manual...”

@Sednas

3 жыл бұрын

*5 hours later*

@xernotec

3 жыл бұрын

Whilst smoke a cigarette

@mikeras3058

3 жыл бұрын

And finally after an entire hour he decides to give up and run into the burning house and drink soda while you're already dead

@Jennifer-fy3eh

3 жыл бұрын

😂 lol 😂

@destinytorres8926

3 жыл бұрын

This made me laugh way to much LMAO

“Dispatcher, we need another truck.” “For the fire?” “No, for the first truck.”

@br41nb0x7

3 жыл бұрын

Emergency Response Emergency Responder

@greylithwolf

3 жыл бұрын

Do you work in equipment repair? You sound like you work in equipment repair.

@allterran7093

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah he works in equipment repair. Definitely sounds like he's in equipment repair. Yeah, definitely.

@astrok5858

3 жыл бұрын

Its for Mark's overheating brain

@ichigoshollow4628

3 жыл бұрын

Mark: hear me out after failing to be a firefighter like three times. I will then try to be an ambulance driver that sets fires. It is the perfect career choice.

“This just in: 15 people are dead because the fire department sent only one man who spent the entire rescue bowing to a fire hydrant and walking in circles around the fire engine. More at 7.”

@totsy_meow

3 жыл бұрын

Wow

@FlipSwitchGamesOfficial

3 жыл бұрын

@Connor Dean The game is still in development and pre-alpha so yes that is actually the case. We did not expect such a huge youtuber to make a video on our WIP early access game

@PrezTrades

3 жыл бұрын

@Connor Dean welp lmao

@faithpellegrino1890

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@Mayhamm

3 жыл бұрын

Along with reading his manual he seemed to bow at the fire hydrant many times! Story still developing lol

He's trying SO HARD to have something nice to say about it and the game is just sitting here more complicated than a second year physics textbook

@toopink4death492

3 жыл бұрын

I highly doubt it's Mark when most of the time he tries for something the game decides to be clunky and unplayable, that's what you get with asset flipped games.

“I’m sorry I’m not that kind of truck” fucking sent me

@ALexAndanoTHer6

3 жыл бұрын

Sides have reached orbit

@robertalexandrutaslica2605

3 жыл бұрын

I think I pissed a little hahaha

@GregsChannel

3 жыл бұрын

same hahaha

@michaelgriffin1601

3 жыл бұрын

Fuckin lost it at that part

@michaelmonstar4276

3 жыл бұрын

It yeeted you...

This is going to be a series at some point. Instead of 3 Scary Games, it’s gonna be 3 Simulator Games

@mabe4322

3 жыл бұрын

I mean...that's better...

@vystorm

3 жыл бұрын

I'm down!

@vystorm

3 жыл бұрын

I do like these longer episodes though

@IWearShoes31

3 жыл бұрын

I love horror but I would be all about a 3 Simulator Games series

@guerreromvp

3 жыл бұрын

This is so true

House: burning People: dying Wrench: non existent Bus: broken Mark: *ladder*

@_Depending_Viscount_

3 жыл бұрын

*Casually waits for hotel trivago meme, whilst being too afraid to say it for fear of it truly being a dead meme*

@enchantedpastellix8829

3 жыл бұрын

@@_Depending_Viscount_ Oh yeah I forgot Hotel: Trivago

@Corgibear-

3 жыл бұрын

ladder: no exist

@threefootprime5877

3 жыл бұрын

Hotel: Trivago

@khansaathallaha.8055

3 жыл бұрын

Mark: garage door

Idk why, but the fact that the noisy shopping cart and other obnoxious ambience is just as loud as mark is is just so funny to me

@alexandersalarms5380

3 жыл бұрын

Not a shopping cart, it’s a stretcher from an ambulance

@michaelferguson7985

3 жыл бұрын

no heś right its a hurt person shopping cart

@ubbirdy6458

3 жыл бұрын

It’s a mechanical keyboard

@alexandersalarms5380

3 жыл бұрын

@@ubbirdy6458 it’s not

@jameswent48

2 жыл бұрын

Mark*

"Is there a learning curve?" "I would say it's more of a wall, leaning against you"

@shinchanthebest

3 жыл бұрын

Cool, you have 1.5k likes dude

@jameswent48

2 жыл бұрын

No one cares

@Totally_NotSterben

2 жыл бұрын

I keep thinking about this comment and I can’t stop laughing

@real_kingbob

2 жыл бұрын

He should have gone to school because if hes a adult then he should go back to school if he wants to learn controls

@Mothman_toast8386

Жыл бұрын

@@real_kingbob I hope that’s a joke

“Mark Simulator: Being Confused for 27 Minutes and 43 Seconds”

@PerpetuusTenebris

3 жыл бұрын

He was a driver the entire first few minutes lol

@stalinchild9136

3 жыл бұрын

Yea pretty much

@davidgould5885

3 жыл бұрын

I was lost for the beginning of the video

@OfficialBeastShortsPage

3 жыл бұрын

How many subs can I get off this comment current :35

@suso6425

3 жыл бұрын

@@OfficialBeastShortsPage 0, fuck outta here

I learned in my UX design class that it's never the users fault. They should be able to easily intuit all of the operations they need to perform and if they can't, it's the designers fault not theirs.

@soulsearcher9620

Жыл бұрын

or the tutorial should be able to instruct them enough in the mechanics that the user can figure things out as things get more complex.

here's a thought if a game has confusing mechanics and controls that apparently not even a 56 page manual can explain effectively Perhaps the game is too complicated.

@sadmac356

Жыл бұрын

Also: if a game needs a 56 page manual to explain it effectively, _maybe it's too convoluted_

I think this game really suffers from the “Too much” syndrome. There are so many options and options with those options that you have no idea what to do or how to do it

@ashamed5232

3 жыл бұрын

so its basically life

@letsreadtextbook1687

3 жыл бұрын

More like, because none of those options work properly

@DamienDevs

3 жыл бұрын

@@dojacat4846 spammer. Bot. Go away.

@cicamaca725

3 жыл бұрын

That's not the problem. The problem is that the ui is covered in shit and you can't see anything

@fireball6625

3 жыл бұрын

I think it's more of a case of they tried to run before they could walk. They need to work on making something silly and fun that works well before they start working on more serious things like this.

New Title: "Markiplier Is Confused For Almost Thirty Minutes"

@dhelor

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, a half hour seems like it's cutting back for Mark.

@lolilikedragons3528

3 жыл бұрын

This game looks like it has the shittiest tutorial ive ever seen

@missdire

3 жыл бұрын

Your display photo is ideal for this comment.

@real_kingbob

2 жыл бұрын

half an hour lol he does not know what to do because his brain is a peanut brain

@mcfishfillet

Жыл бұрын

@@lolilikedragons3528 I have this game it is only in pre-alpha (not even close to finish) they did add one in the fire academy, this game changed a lot over the years very fun game (I'm a fire buff) funny seeing someone who knows nothing about fire fighting play this game!

There's a line even a simulator shouldn't cross, when it goes from complex to just plain convoluted. This one passed it by a mile.

Mark: not stopping a single fire Mark: “all in the days work”

Plot Twist: This is all a build up to him releasing his own game: Markiplier Simulator

@zentheronin1611

3 жыл бұрын

I would love that

@OfficialBeastShortsPage

3 жыл бұрын

How many subs can I get off this comment current :35

@SneabneK

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine a markiplier simulator that would be the best fucking simulator in the world.

@UtopssAKAPJ

3 жыл бұрын

Markipier Simulator is too complex to make, is it even possible ? 🤣

@edenshire507

3 жыл бұрын

Great! you would be able to play more simulators within a simulator!!

Theory: Markiplier is playing a lot of simulators to gain information to prove he’s real after “Markiplier is not real”

@JjJAr399

3 жыл бұрын

Oop

@comicgames5153

3 жыл бұрын

XD its the 'can't be a simulation if you play simulations' tactic

@shatteredreality_513

3 жыл бұрын

I know, right? It's definitely not over... *We're onto you, Mark.*

@VixenVulpix266

3 жыл бұрын

@@shatteredreality_513 stop this, he did this to do some writing. The bit is done move on please thank you very much.

@suzymiguel6264

3 жыл бұрын

We have to listen to lixian!

"I'm close! I'm real close to figuring out the answer." Narrator: He was not close at all. Edit: I'm pretty sure the Steam page is filled with fake reviews to drown out the real people complaining about it, so it's less a Mark thing, and absolutely a broken game thing.

@savedname9959

3 жыл бұрын

Ah well that's good. It looks like it's way to complex of a game. It feels like it had 100 ideas and just tried to shove them all in without figuring out how they would react with each other. If that makes sense.

@user-iq4sr2mu1j

3 жыл бұрын

Idk from when the game first came out to now it made a lot of progress.There are also very few people working on it.The game just takes time to learn and understand.

@ivoryholliday670

3 жыл бұрын

There really does need to be an overhaul with controls. I'm sure it could be playable if you didn't have to go through 10 menus and a book of controls to do anything

Nobody: Absolutely no one: Markiplier and Levi Ackerman: “Give up on your dreams and die” 😌

@lauraconstabel8034

3 жыл бұрын

😆😆

@randomgrmlin

3 жыл бұрын

Eyyy

@CindyMartinez1one

3 жыл бұрын

Yes 😌

I like how Mark was actually the one in an emergency the whole time. This is like 50x the amount of likes I have ever gotten...

@renaed9691

3 жыл бұрын

Like always 😂😂😂

@notyourfriend413

3 жыл бұрын

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

@grodon2099

3 жыл бұрын

MY MY HOW THE TURN TABLES

@khalidaimed6728

3 жыл бұрын

@@grodon2099 oh my

@Foxtrot-51

3 жыл бұрын

I was the 1k like

I love how mark's computer can handle games like red dead and resident evil, but can barely handle this sim

@mrlitbottoms6968

3 жыл бұрын

to be fair red dead is optimized and he has a beefy computer this game seems like some dudes 3rd game and its his 1st big one but nobody told him about localization or the entire concept of disabling hitboxes and having low poly assets when objects arent visible or user friendly controls

@MrSkerpentine

3 жыл бұрын

Also Roblox

@mrlitbottoms6968

3 жыл бұрын

@@OfficialBeastShortsPage probably a couple but since u have posted this same comment multiple times asking for subscribers i can report u a get u ur first strike

@UtopssAKAPJ

3 жыл бұрын

it says more about the game engine in this sim than anything else it's optimized as good as 100 year old milk 🤣

@colesontaylor1231

3 жыл бұрын

@@OfficialBeastShortsPage How many reports can you get off this comment? Current: 6

Mark: "I believe this is my fault and not the game's." Also Mark: *continues to set the whole map on fire*

mark: *still no clue wtf he’s doing* also mark: “yeah i think i’ve had enough of the tutorial”

@michaelmonstar4276

3 жыл бұрын

Don't you know; He's a professional gamer!

"Fire! Fire! Where are the firefighters?" "Well, there is one..." "And? What is he doing?" "I'm... not sure"

@SallinKari

3 жыл бұрын

Don't worry, neither is he.

@UtopssAKAPJ

3 жыл бұрын

This game should be called: Let it burn 🤣

"Markiplier is dying! What can we do?!" "That means we will have to bring in..." "The tall lady?" "The tall lady."

@persona8439

3 жыл бұрын

The Tall Lady!

@winter1353

3 жыл бұрын

The tall lady is coming

@milksalmon

3 жыл бұрын

@RITA • GIRLFREND ! You're not the tall lady, begone.

@PiracyandDumbbells

3 жыл бұрын

*YES!!*

@unxtraordinary

3 жыл бұрын

Am I dumb or just confused?

"This is a 56 page manual!" *laughs in DnD*

@Oldladies_o7

3 жыл бұрын

*Laughs in Dungeon Master*

@anothercastle17

2 ай бұрын

*laughs in Ironsworn*

"Im gonna save people and property" he says, after just a moment ago setting places on fire and posing in shorts, smoking a ciggie infront of a burning building.

@jmalpwns56

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, it's the only functioning part of the game so...

This should be renamed to “ creating emergencies simulator”

@marzipan1405

3 жыл бұрын

D

@hagridthetable

3 жыл бұрын

D

@peerlessscout9226

3 жыл бұрын

D

@homeleipa5932

3 жыл бұрын

D

@thekommunistkrusader3921

3 жыл бұрын

D

Realistic representation of markiplier trying to be a real fire fighter

@qwe.2739

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

I just love how Mark is casually figuring out everything as the building beside him engulfs in flames.

Mark has so much patience like wtf And I feel so bad because it surely took years to create that game and then it's like this

@michaelmonstar4276

3 жыл бұрын

According to the developer in the comments, they've been working on it since like 2016 and it's in pre-Alpha... XD They need to learn a LOT about developing games. Cause it's just overloaded with features and obscurity at the same time.

@user-iq4sr2mu1j

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaelmonstar4276 well it’s pretty much just one guy primarily working on it with random people chipping in here and there.

@entertoby6698

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I bet. It looks good, just needs some work.

@alexandersalarms5380

3 жыл бұрын

It’s a small small team of developers, what do you expect?

@icymangaming5687

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaelmonstar4276 It’s not overloaded with obscurity, this is our job.

imagine your house is burning down and you just hear "is that a butt bidet, for my butt???" very quietly in the distance

@MrUnknown1992

3 жыл бұрын

LOL 🤣

@BlackburnBigdragon

3 жыл бұрын

And then you see this single fireman just... putzing around the truck in circles. "Buh...Buh.. Buh... Wrench... Buh... uh... uh... wrench? Why no work? Uh... uh.. uh.."

@patti_kakes

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed way too hard at this comment! 🤣🤣🤣

@suezbeans3000

3 жыл бұрын

I mean...... if You could aim it at the fire instead of Your butt.... It might help.

"I'm sure it's my fault" for once Mark, I dont think so...

@jmalpwns56

3 жыл бұрын

I spent 20 minutes PAINFULLY thinking this. Poor guy...

I was about to cry when he pressed spawn all.

imagine your building is on fire and the fire department is just doing donuts in the parking lot and then when they finally decide to pull up the truck tips over. this was a surreal simulation

*Game breaks 20 time during the recording* Mark: “I’m confident that it’s my fault and it’s not the game”

@PICTURE-.

3 жыл бұрын

This game is like a fûcking Puzzle

@phoenixflambe3319

3 жыл бұрын

Says the guy when he tried to play a decent game with outdated setup and broken controller and blamed the game.

@MegaDudeman21

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know how anyone can watch this video and blame the shit game on Mark. This is a dumpster fire of a game. HOT GARBAGE

@idazaar

3 жыл бұрын

Can we get mark (or Ethan) to look into the channel unus annus rebirth, (as the name implies they have reuploaded all the vids)

@ginaran8921

3 жыл бұрын

@@MegaDudeman21 dumpster fire? ironic and fitting.

Mark: "I do not wanna go in the ocean!" Somewhere in the distance: "...THE GONGOOZLER"

@count-countess8464

3 жыл бұрын

I can hear his call

@bread4108

3 жыл бұрын

We cannot speak the name of such a terrifying creature

@adrienneislost1320

3 жыл бұрын

the gongoozler watches from the depths...

@diabolicalweiner

3 жыл бұрын

His strangely familiar call draws closer and closer...

@norbertmoses7134

3 жыл бұрын

wAtCh yOuR ToEs, KiDzzzZzzzz

*red dot appears on Mark's forehead* Mark: “...I’m confident that it’s my fault and not the game.”

Mark I’ve had this game for literally it’s entire lifespan. It’s not you. It’s 100% the game.

“Lives are more important” Mark 2 min later: *goes full-throttle GTA style*

@OfficiallyChris

3 жыл бұрын

How you make the letters bold?

@wateryjoe

3 жыл бұрын

@@OfficiallyChris use * around what you’re trying to make bold. Also, _ makes it italicized. I also believe ~ strikes through if I recall correctly. -Edit: I have no idea how to strike through.- Edit Edit: Alright, it’s putting - around a the stuff, I just didn’t realize cuz I was on phone.

@aidenr3310

3 жыл бұрын

@@OfficiallyChris looks like someone's been living under a rock playing EmergNYC

@evant8186

3 жыл бұрын

*oh*

@rawpowerjagg

3 жыл бұрын

@@aidenr3310 😑

There are games that are too simple, and then there's this one that's in a completely different universe of much too complicated

@DesolateLavender

3 жыл бұрын

Yup. That's it. I just wanted to state my agreement.

@charlescarey9485

3 жыл бұрын

It's actually not. The game is pretty easy.

@FlipSwitchGamesOfficial

3 жыл бұрын

I’m actually creating an interactive walkthrough as i type this through tutorial for people who have no clue about firefighting or this sim. I realized how needed it is after watching this haha

@DesolateLavender

3 жыл бұрын

@@FlipSwitchGamesOfficial Tip: The selection wheel seems redundant. Make an interact button that lets you interact with objects and pick up items. Or not. I mean, I'm not a game dev. I'll cease bothering you.

@FlipSwitchGamesOfficial

3 жыл бұрын

@@DesolateLavender thanks for the feedback, that’s actually an option in the new update are hotkeys as well as the radial menu!

Mark: "How do you open the garage.... DOOOAAARRR."

Mark: "Alright Chief Morgan.. mY GOD-" Chief Morgan: "Hey, my eyes are up here."

I honestly thought the “shopping cart” or whatever was just mark mashing keys in a confused frenzy

@sockd3336

3 жыл бұрын

honesty same

@Thrawn526

3 жыл бұрын

You are not alone in that.

@mattmccleskey9598

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@bipbipletucha

3 жыл бұрын

Me too lmao

@coloneljaywrites9671

3 жыл бұрын

It wasn't him mashing his keys?!

There is a fire that’s literally burning down the whole building Markiplier: **HeAvY mOaNInG**

@OfficialBeastShortsPage

3 жыл бұрын

How many subs can I get off this comment current :35

@loozerdotcom

3 жыл бұрын

@@OfficialBeastShortsPage none

@UtopssAKAPJ

3 жыл бұрын

Just a normal day at the office then 🤣

@echoesofcrows

3 жыл бұрын

thank you I lowered my volume

@alisonanddanlindsey

3 жыл бұрын

😂 what's the time stamp?

Having firefighting experience makes the simulators that much funnier.

Apartment: burning down The firefighter: across the street inspecting a ladder

mark is only playing these simulator games so he can say “tuturiel” instead of tutorial

@AirLight1646

3 жыл бұрын

That’s his favorite word

@cats1970

3 жыл бұрын

Wait until he discovers the escape ruem genre

@ZeroWildFyre

3 жыл бұрын

He can say it however he wants

@AirLight1646

3 жыл бұрын

@@cats1970 rum

@dafeef5555

3 жыл бұрын

@@ZeroWildFyre Yeah obviously..but this comment seems more endearing towards Mark's mispronunciation than judgemental. Maybe you should take notes.🤷🏻‍♀️

Building: *burning down to the ground* Mark: *Smokes in front of it as if nothings happening*

@elvenroze2552

3 жыл бұрын

Almost like I don't get paid enough for this

@UtopssAKAPJ

3 жыл бұрын

build on fire ok smoke break 🤣

@Jay39_

3 жыл бұрын

@@iwantsexseemyvideo2929 stop pls

6:14 "Taxpayer? Taxpayer? As opposed to what? Victorian Dwelling where they don't pay taxes? Yeah that makes sense." When I tell you I lost it-

Good to see mark having fun playing Cyberpunk 2077!

lixian passing casually with a shopping cart was the funniest shit ever

@AnaryaElderslie

3 жыл бұрын

I... don't remember that. When did that happen?

@ailynevensen

3 жыл бұрын

@@AnaryaElderslie about 16:00 🤣

@savedname9959

3 жыл бұрын

Just getting his groceries! Haha

@michaelmonstar4276

3 жыл бұрын

Lixian was like; "This is the third time he made that joke; I better add something here." XD

@alexandersalarms5380

3 жыл бұрын

It’s a Stryker not a fucking shopping cart

Simulator games: *exist* Mark: *”It’s go time, boys”*

@mangopudding7245

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-jh8sd5hk1j ya know, I’d rather not. But thank you for asking

@josiehammar1032

3 жыл бұрын

@@mangopudding7245 😂

@marzipan1405

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-jh8sd5hk1j Oh stfu just stfu

@jdwmyt

3 жыл бұрын

Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor? A: Because it had a virus!

@Joel-rm7fz

3 жыл бұрын

@@jdwmyt God... goddammit

I’ve never laughed so hard in my life 🤣 dude really moved on his own and popped out the other side of the building

This game looks needlessly complicated to the extreme

Alternate title: Mark trying to convince himself this is a good game for 27 consecutive minutes

@Loveless1128

3 жыл бұрын

Correction: Mark trying to convince himself this is a PLAYABLE game for 27 consecutive minutes.

@FlipSwitchGamesOfficial

3 жыл бұрын

This game is pre alpha, and the build he is playing is several months old, there’s a new update being released soon that completely changes the game and makes it much more playable and user friendly. You can check my channels latest videos to see the current state of the game. Please keep in mind I did not reach out to him to play the game, he must have found it searching for simulators. I’m simply one guy making a simulator from the ground up for the first time. The game is early access in development and not really at the point to be shown to such a huge audience with no background of how the game works or plays.

@humanperson8903

3 жыл бұрын

I mean it is good now (he’s playing on an old version of a game that’s in alpha) and it’s playable It’s just overly complicated and painful

@FlipSwitchGamesOfficial

3 жыл бұрын

@@humanperson8903 for that reason I’m creating a walk through interactive tutorial for new players as we speak!

@cherrygun7209

3 жыл бұрын

@@FlipSwitchGamesOfficial man I have the same faith with Mark for this game, this gonna be good

Mark: screen goes black while driving. Don’t worry, all firefighters experience temporary blindness. Hazards of the job. 😂😂😂

@commandstring

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment of the day.

@Kkanon

3 жыл бұрын

@@commandstring I think its perfectly rated and should stay here

@hutchbesoins7949

3 жыл бұрын

Markiplier Logic 😆!,!

It PAINS me so hard to watch... This game needs some serious polish...

@jmalpwns56

3 жыл бұрын

No this game needs plastic surgery 😳

@alexandersalarms5380

3 жыл бұрын

There is 2 developers working on it, you get what you get

And to think that he spent all his time doing this instead of playing a working game and having fun. Really appriciate your efforts Mark. gg.

whoever recommended these type of impossible simulator games to Mark is my hero. what an absolute joy is to see him struggle lol

@macaroni7741

3 жыл бұрын

We’re not Sadists- we just like to see how far mark can go 😂

@ghoul.eternal

3 жыл бұрын

@@macaroni7741 lmaooo yea XD

imagine your house being on fire and just seeing the firefighter bowing to a wrench

@agent6bell

3 жыл бұрын

omg I be like ''u paying respects there?''

@amirul-princeofart5710

3 жыл бұрын

F for the house XD

Mark: Sliding through the wall "Just like the simulations"

Apartment: burning down The firefighter: trying to pick up a wrench for 20 minutes

i’m actually obsessed with this little simulator series he’s got going on

@Kekedekes

3 жыл бұрын

I’m obsessed with your icon.

Is there a wall or is there not a wall? This game: Yes.

@sorrow2305

3 жыл бұрын

@꧁ RITA - F**UСК МЕ ꧂ Hello, bot. Can you tell your sad creator to get a life and to stop sending spam messages as an attempt to gain attention through their sordid goals? Also, did you really feel the need to censor your name? Nothing was going to happen to that. This isn’t roblox.

@MaddCrazyMee

3 жыл бұрын

@@sorrow2305 youtube really needs to do something about these bots, they're get angry youtuber for swearing but then let these nsfw bots everywhere.

@idazaar

3 жыл бұрын

Can we get mark (or Ethan) to look into the channel unus annus rebirth, (as the name implies they have reuploaded all the vids)

@Franzquirrel

3 жыл бұрын

4:24 that all scene had me in tears

There's gas in the house, and he just walks in and turns it off, and walks out without helping anyone.

@alericjohansen6775

2 жыл бұрын

Well, what else was he supposed to do, actually HELP someone, it's not like he is an emergency helper or something GOSH! /s

Mark: *says "hello everybody my names Markiplier"* Everybody:"He said it he said the thing"

When your simulator is so detailed, it's actually harder to put out fires in your game than it is to put out fires in real life

@dojacat4846

3 жыл бұрын

"Don't lie who else is a FAN of Mark for more than a day?" *(Mark Just Commented on my newest Video Thānks!)*

“Dispatch, we need a therapist on sight” “For a civilian?” “No, for Mark, he wont stop rocking his head at a fire hydrant, and he has not even put the fire out. He cant pick up anything either. “Hes the cheif and not doing anything to the fire? Uh oh. Therapist on the way.” Edit thanks for all the likes! Never gotten this. Many likes wow! Thanks

@foxheart13

3 жыл бұрын

I can see this happening...

@foxheart13

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry you have that comment first

@VINCE-pp3es

3 жыл бұрын

i dont think any therapy could save mark at this point

@idazaar

3 жыл бұрын

Can we get mark (or Ethan) to look into the channel unus annus rebirth, (as the name implies they have reuploaded all the vids)

@foxheart13

3 жыл бұрын

If anyone want to know: since mine was semi-second comment, ‘that’ channel keeps on using mine to reply. Despite the effort in deleting/reporting it, they tried to stay 9 times with redoing messages. This not I want to see with notification in the morning. May that bot get delete

This *genuinely* makes me frustrated just looking at the game. I cant even imagine playing it. O.o

Mark: Plays EmergeNYC Me: Sirenhead siren simulator

@alexandersalarms5380

3 жыл бұрын

No......

This is so chaotic. I literally have tears in my eyes because I’m laughing so hard at Mark driving through the streets of NYC going “MO0O0O0O0VE!”

@glitch_skunkogen

3 жыл бұрын

As if the video wasn't funny enough the comments are killing me

@subtleasasplinter

3 жыл бұрын

@@glitch_skunkogen Oh my god, I didn’t even read the comments! 😂

@alex_enbee

3 жыл бұрын

Same I am crying laughin...he just keeps screaming move and crashes into everything it is amazing

@randomgrmlin

3 жыл бұрын

I lost it when the fireman started sliding through the wall.

@jrcspiderman2003

3 жыл бұрын

let it be known that on this day one of the greatest tragedies nyc has ever seen occurred, dozens upon dozens upon dozens upon dozens of innocent families lives were lost, on this splotch on nyc's history, the day Mark the fireman went insane... he hopped in his fire truck to respond to a gas leak on *redacted* street, but in actuality there was no gas leak, it was in his head, legend has it in his insanity he forgot how to open the firetruck door, and rammed into it multiple times before eventually getting out, and wandering around in circles for 10 minutes straight before he, by sheer luck (or in our case sheer bad luck) stumbled upon the control to open the door, he got in the firetruck and turned it back on, then entered the street, it was then that the massacre began, he was in such a hurry to get to the leak, he wasn't following any of the driving regulations, he was just flooring the gas pedal and ramming any, and all cars in his way, out of the way with no regard for human life, plowing into almost every car on the road babbling nonsense, and the cars he didn't hit were all unable to stop or turn in time to avoid the ones he did, causing even more death than he was already leaving, he kept driving not even slowing down just plowing through leaving a massive trail of crashes and death in his wake, the nyc population was decimated, too many casualties to count, of all ages and sizes, and still he kept going, still heading to the place that he'd imagined there being a gas leak at, and when he arrived, he got out and just walked into the door without opening it for a good 20-30 seconds before seemingly remembering how to open doors, he went up the stairs and again walked into the door up at the top and just stood there, staring at it babbling about needing to turn off the gas and something about a menu, there was a woman on the other side of the door and she was terrified because she could hear what he was saying through the door, and it was obvious he was off his rocker, all of a sudden mark just kicked the door terrifying the lady even more, then he just stood there a minute still staring at the door rambling about kicking it, then, quickly as he came in he left and went back to his firetruck, seemingly thinking that somehow kicking that door stopped the gas leak his head made up, he then proceeded to steal other emergency response services gear and vehicles, then yelled at the doors about not being able to get in, without actually trying to get in seemingly, and he kept doing it over and over again, with different emergency services, until eventually, he got into an ambulance, and was rambling about finally finding one that actually works, soon after, he decided it just wasn't for him and went back to his station just in time for a real fire, he got in the truck and started yelling for the door to open, even though he was alone in the station (to this day no one knows what he did with his co-workers, but since they all mysteriously disappeared, without a trace, the same day, never to be seen again, it's suspected that he killed them, and their families may never have closure because of what happened next, keep reading to find out what happened to mark the fireman) seemingly forgetting that he pressed the button, right before he got in the truck, the door slowly opened and he again entered the streets, but this time the roads were clear, and he started rambling about how it's no fun when there's no one to yell at, and crash into, showing he has zero regret for his actions, he drove to the fire and parked by the fire hydrant, he then proceeded to walk around by the truck, and looked at the stuff on the truck without using them, holding a wrench, and making all sorts of weird and disturbing noises for a while, before giving up, and running into the flames, just standing in there while trying to drink water, and burned to death while rambling about games and cat poop and stuff like that

When you spend your game's entire budget on a 56 page manual.

13:21 Me when my life is going to shit around me.

I love how in the chat at 19:20 there is just waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeefee

People: literally on fire Mark: *inspecting the truck*

Beefcake: surpasses the fabric of reality bending it at his will Mark: *”My odor’s none so that’s good!”*

@marzipan1405

3 жыл бұрын

Hi

@Joel-rm7fz

3 жыл бұрын

Hi

@missy2375

3 жыл бұрын

Hi

@The_Dark_Uprise

3 жыл бұрын

Isn't beefcake from monster legends? I played it before and that's the only way I know a beefcake

@antismo9998

3 жыл бұрын

@@The_Dark_Uprise Yes

PASS device goes off Mark: I’m sorry I didn’t mean to take my helmet off. Me: just move and walk around. Do a little shake

Anyone else in 911 get "anxiety" when Mark kept creating a new call with those ring tones?

Mark: "Saving lives is most important" Then proceeds to crash into every car on street

@galladegamer3579

3 жыл бұрын

*_M O O O O V E_*

@Takai153

3 жыл бұрын

Kara Gibson well, lives have to be in trouble in order to need saving.

@jaxcraft2848

3 жыл бұрын

Right!? MARK would be TERRIBLE as a police officer or an ambulance person. (I forget what they're called.) XD

@darkspell9891

3 жыл бұрын

@@jaxcraft2848 paramedics

@jaxcraft2848

3 жыл бұрын

@@darkspell9891 Ah. Thanks

"This is taking simulator to a new level" *I mean, he ain't wrong.*

@UtopssAKAPJ

3 жыл бұрын

Yes broken, giving Cyberpunk a ran for his money 🤣

@justincane4274

3 жыл бұрын

@@UtopssAKAPJ Cyberpunk isn't very broken

@Voc_spooksauce

3 жыл бұрын

@@justincane4274 It is very broken

@fruit8109

3 жыл бұрын

420th like

@superidoluwu

3 жыл бұрын

@@Voc_spooksauce it's not very broken. I'm playing it on Xbox One S and the memes are just that, memes. It's an amazing game, it's playable, looks beautiful and has a great story. I ran into 2 crash and very slight framedrops throughout my entire gameplay. Sure it wasn't amazing when it launched but after the updates it's an amazing game. I feel bad for people who are going with the meme and just shitting on it because they will never get to realise how good it is.

3:42 a Firefighter asserting dominance to mark.

Mark: 13:13 *pulls out a cigarette to smokes, while a building burning behind him...* Me: What am I watching....lol.... Should I call someone for help? Mark: We are going to watch this puppy burn! *4 seconds later* Mark: What am I doing? me:@_@ I feel you...

*building is burning Mark: Time to light a Cigarette..

mark: takes off helmet for 0.001 seconds the game: screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I know this is annoying but I've never hit this many likes before so thank you

@penelopeskaggs5563

3 жыл бұрын

that was actually because he was standing still for too long. that alarm helps other firefighters find possibly incapacitated firefighters in the middle of low visibility situations.

@evilbadger34

3 жыл бұрын

@@penelopeskaggs5563 thats a cool detail!

@stargirl7646

3 жыл бұрын

The firefighter is a Mandalorian apparently lol

@harlynwood3054

3 жыл бұрын

One of the most common phrases you are told as a firefighter is "shake"

@Detritiviolet

3 жыл бұрын

@@stargirl7646 this is the way

19:53 I love this bit so much. He the crazy fireman coming beware. Hahaha 😄🤣

((2:29)) Mark: actually that is helpful cuz it does help Me: *Hmmmm yes. The floor here is made out of floor*

The next release will be a Markiplier simulator at this point

@batterypwrlow

3 жыл бұрын

With a secret unlockable level for [REDACTED] with CrankGamePlays.

@iamverypog9737

3 жыл бұрын

Ha! Good one

@kyleblade

3 жыл бұрын

Hey guy's mind ch*cking out bladenite? He just made a very cool vide0 to help mrbeast

@zxxxz9468

3 жыл бұрын

Ha! Good one

@MynicknameisViolet

3 жыл бұрын

Or even a Darkiplier simulator

This was 27 mins of gameplay without the "play" part, but amusing nonetheless.

My gosh this is the most broken game I’ve ever seen. Mark has so much patience 🤦🏾‍♀️

@tomdadwell

9 ай бұрын

Watch him play Getting Over It and say that to us again 😂

@meighan845

9 ай бұрын

@@tomdadwell oh I have lol, that was quite the experience 🤣 that and him playing pogostuck!

Who else is honestly just loving these simulator gameplays?

@kevinmandrile5074

3 жыл бұрын

Me🙋‍♂️.

@synder_sync7834

3 жыл бұрын

they’re so good

@solaireofastora5105

3 жыл бұрын

Me

@Baelaleglass

3 жыл бұрын

There is just something so charming about the jank to these games!

@allicraft5852

3 жыл бұрын

Meeeeeeeee

I would trust my life to be in Markiplier's hands after seeing this professional performance

@tabithaolivas8733

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@djlegendgaming

3 жыл бұрын

Mark is god!

@VINCE-pp3es

3 жыл бұрын

id soak myself in oil and jump into the fire if i was told he was the only one coming to save me

As a professional firefighter who has watched mark for years this has to be my favorite video 😂 It was like watching the rookies come in on their first day. Never thought I’d get to see how I looked on my first day in the academy.

Mark, it took me an hour to watch this damn video because I had to keep pausing and backing up due to fits of laughter so severe, the tears streaming from my eyes prevented me from seeing the hilarity that was absolutely responsible for requiring me to pause yet again. FUCK, I loved this one!👌

Mark: "Just remember Markiplier tells you to give up." Me: Best advice I ever heard. Will do Mark.

@persephonethereaper6938

3 жыл бұрын

I ruined your 100 likes I sorry

@jessietheginger722

3 жыл бұрын

@@persephonethereaper6938 Nah all good. 👍

@coloneljaywrites9671

3 жыл бұрын

Wholesome

Reminds me of my days living in NYC

@errorexe8578

3 жыл бұрын

your channel dead...

@freyode2285

3 жыл бұрын

Hey you just watched dream

@charliehell924

3 жыл бұрын

Who tf asked?

@vanosscrewclips832

3 жыл бұрын

Getting shat on

@fretful7044

3 жыл бұрын

your comments are beginning to be unpopular

“I’m not that kind of truck” belongs on a shirt 😂😂😂

@ 5:46 "In memory of Christopher A. Slutman" How I imagine Christopher's eulogy: "We are joined here today, to say farewell to A. Slutman.."

My fingers are crossed for the “drug dealer simulator”