Hey folks! This episode has a little bit of screwy audio for myself and MetalCommander, OBS did a massive on me and the settings were changed between recordings. I have tried to edit them to sound a bit better but theres a bit of clipping and quietness. EFAP Is coming on Sunday at 7pm GMT, we shall see you there!

@franciscoercoreca9081

4 жыл бұрын

MooLer see you there massive

@vadandrumist1670

4 жыл бұрын

Patrick Willems made a new Star Wars video. You know what you must do.

@dusky5535

4 жыл бұрын

MooLer See ya there Mewbshle. Also Black Pilled won’t EFAP himseeeeelf.

@goosegirl941

4 жыл бұрын

Fringy sounds much better though!

@MFChickenFlipper

4 жыл бұрын

Don bless this day, for the Long Man has come again with great content. This has thoroughly impressed me.

One common thing between trash shows: Reviews are far more entertaining than actual shows

@dusky5535

4 жыл бұрын

True, no matter if their praising it or destroying it.

@Muck006

4 жыл бұрын

a) The only way is up. b) Humans learn from mistakes ... and the more mistakes we see the more we can learn, so Batwahmen should actually be put on "school channel".

@dorianl7294

4 жыл бұрын

Similar to The Last Jedi of course.

@HuffdrewPaint

4 жыл бұрын

It's a massive industry now, at least in terms of the money that has flowed through it. That has to make GoT season 8 the gold rush. The economic supernova. Surely that many people will never be that collectively disappointed in a piece of media again, right?

@MyRickyjoe

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe youtube is giving them royalties for this cringe.

But Mauler, this show is about bat wizards intended for young adults. Your not supposed to take it seriously, just enjoy the themes.

@butthz8850

4 жыл бұрын

What is this episode's thesis? - Jeb Nicols

@crimsonpotemkin

4 жыл бұрын

@@butthz8850 "thesis statement" is something you say when you're so pretentious that you look down on people who use "themes" as an excuse to justify terrible plot inconsistencies

@xxGamerX-cc2ho

4 жыл бұрын

You mean not coming out for the sake of others lol.

@LordZordid

4 жыл бұрын

Adam it doesn't matter if it's good when you can look at women. Crimson, you are not as smart as you think you do.

@myaldeade

4 жыл бұрын

All the massive themes

Does anyone remember Jacob hating Batman in the previous five eps? Because, I don't

@tilldingsda7391

4 жыл бұрын

Well it's a new episode so the others before don't matter until they do again :)

@playboishazzy

4 жыл бұрын

JLongbone that man didn’t say shit!! He’s been busy being a shitty cop and dad. Btw Love your Channel😊

@PsychoWedge

4 жыл бұрын

they are only previous episodes if you interpret them as previous!

@playboishazzy

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, this show is like cancer..especially with the whole SWJ. Please stop CW.

@kingkoua1

4 жыл бұрын

That would imply this show puts effort into continuity.

-Kate brushes sophies face with her hand as batwoman -Kate Arrives in gotham the same time Batwoman shows up -Kate gets defensive when sophie talks about Batwoman -Kate goes around gotham in her motorcycle dressed in the batwoman suit Sophie-"Thanks...KATE." Kate-*Surprised Pikachu face*

@hassathunter2464

4 жыл бұрын

It's not like Alice, and probably everyone else knows too...

@taylorcrawford4387

4 жыл бұрын

Kate never tried to hide her identity. The villain (Alice) knew who Batwoman was within the first 3 episodes. In a 20 something episodic series. Kate is dumb.

@BritishTeaFGC

4 жыл бұрын

@@taylorcrawford4387 Don't they try to play it like Alice has Twin psychic power and used that to sense that Batwoman was Kate?

@taylorcrawford4387

4 жыл бұрын

@@BritishTeaFGC I don't get how that'd work, since Kate intentionally tells Alice that she has her knife. A knife that she threw at Batwoman... and Kate has no cover story (that I know of) to link her to Batwoman or to investigate Alice with the Crows. At least with Batman, Bruce had a reason to get information from the police (Commissioner Gordon) and he was the richest person in Gotham.

@OdaSwifteye

4 жыл бұрын

Bruce: I love you, wanna know my secret identity? Kate: Fuck me I'm batwoman!

Riddle me the answer. Why do so many SJW shows star a white female protagonist who abuses her black male sidekick?

@Canaris3

4 жыл бұрын

Because sjw's are actual racist who see only race and can think only in stereotypes.

@moonbane8121

4 жыл бұрын

It gets them off!

@RED_Theory038

4 жыл бұрын

they shout Nazi while goose stepping to their ideology and expecting you to do the same under threat of ruining everything you love

@xtremegamer7198

4 жыл бұрын

@@RED_Theory038 They despise the KKK as they stand outside of a minority's house because they had the wrong opinion/sided with the wrong cause.

@pyramidblaster9239

4 жыл бұрын

A hoonter must hoont.

that hydrogen cyanide scene is ridiculous from a scientific perspective. Here’s why: 1. “think hydrogen. It burns.” Just because you have hydrogen in something doesn’t mean automatically that it’ll burn. Think Water (h2o) - doesn’t burn very well. That being said, hydrogen cyanide (HCN) is indeed flammable, so I guess Luke got lucky. 2. they are not surviving this: The chemical reaction for it burning in air is as follows: 4HCN+5O2=4CO2 + 2N2 + 2H2O. This means that burning 4 parts of HCN requires 5 parts of oxygen and the burn results in 4 parts of CO2, 2 parts of water and 2 parts of nitrogen. What this means is if you burn the entire room full of HCN at 6%, you’ve accomplished in doing the following: * increased CO2 concentration to 6%. (CO2 is toxic to humans at 5%) AND * reduce the concentration of O2 in the room by 6%*5/4=7.5%, which, even if we assume that the room started off at 21% o2 despite the HCN increase, would reduce O2 content of the room to 13.5%, WAYYY below the 19% necessary for human breathing. So after the burn they’re in a closed room with unbreathable atmosphere. Awesome. Very effective. 3. Of course this all ignores the fact that 6% concentration of HCN is about 300 times the lethal dose, so they’re both dead anyway. There’s a reason they use HCN in executions.

@OutsideTheTargetDemographic

4 жыл бұрын

Beautiful.

@Gapeagle

4 жыл бұрын

I'm proud of myself for understanding everything you said. But ahem... NEEEERRRRRDDDDDD

@michaelguenot6177

4 жыл бұрын

Gapeagle yeeeeeeeeees?

@KneelB4Bacon

4 жыл бұрын

I'm always very careful when I handle table salt because I don't want to get poisoned by chlorine gas. ;)

@solarsailer4166

4 жыл бұрын

I'm curious about the conditions of the reaction you cited above. I came up wtih: 4HCN + O2 → 2C2N2 + 2H2O Source: chemiday.com/en/reaction/3-1-0-3736 This reaction takes place around150C and silver is a good catalyst. At 150C, both of them would have scorched skin and lungs as the air temperature would be significantly effected. Either way, you're perfectly right that this scenario is total bull and the writers ought to be ashamed of themselves. HCN is super effective in killing and you're also quite right about human sensitvity to CO2 concentrations. They showed that beautifully in the Apolo13 film. A few more fun facts from a fellow neeeeerd: There would be lasting effects because HCN binds to cytochrome C oxidase in the mitochondria meaning the effecting cells cannot use O2 to produce ATP and thus death occurs. It takes 30 min for the body to metabolise it if death doesn't occur, depending of course on the dosage. I'm not a medical doctor, but I would speculate a wide range of side effects from breathing some of that in, particularly in the CNS and cardiovascular systems which are the most sensitive to O2 starvation. Oh, here, I looked it up: www.cdc.gov/niosh/ershdb/emergencyresponsecard_29750038.html Yeah, LOTS of symptoms requiring professional treatment. Wow, never thought I'd be having a chemistry conversation on MooLer. This is awesome! But BW still sucks.

Under an hour, I see. Must've been hard being so concise.

@dusky5535

4 жыл бұрын

MrRavellon Ok massive

@solarsailer4166

4 жыл бұрын

I assume it was limited by Rags''''''' blood pressure.

@denkerbosu3551

4 жыл бұрын

Brevity is the soul of wit after all

@yulbrynner8293

4 жыл бұрын

GOT EM

@Twinleaf_2623

4 жыл бұрын

They probably didn't pause every frame.

What I don’t understand is why that Alice is mad at her dad instead of the woman who admitted to her face that she tricked him into believing that she was dead in the first place, what’s even more baffling is that same woman still works at her job instead of being arrested for tampering with evidence.

@punishedbearzerker5400

4 жыл бұрын

>Expecting a man in this show to NOT take the blame for a woman's actions

@alexkennard2422

4 жыл бұрын

It makes even less sense from Kate's perspective. Why is Kate mad at her dad when she knows the only reason why he gave up looking for Alice (Beth) was due to the fact that he told her in episode two that there was evidence proving her death?

@ReaLMoisan

4 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the CW, where no one behaves or thinks like a human.

@jd2792

4 жыл бұрын

@@alexkennard2422 not to meantion kate is as much to blame for not opening a god dam door even worse If I will blame the father for any thing is to actully beleive the pscho lie about how his son faked bath voice and knew how she sound and even his pohne number just to prank him and to not bother serching the entire house bath was just one floor above.

@imp360

4 жыл бұрын

the stepmom who faked evidence to convince everyone she was dead the crazy man who kidnap her locked her in a basement the boy who tricked the father into leaving with his mimicry Beth herself for not calling out when she had the chance Batman for not rescuing her properly in the first place. all these people are so much more responsible for creating alice and yet they insist on blaming the father

Another episode of Alice Kills People while Kate Does Nothing

@heavyhebrew

4 жыл бұрын

you go girl

@Angelofexecution

4 жыл бұрын

They should rename the show "Alice the killer and Kate the snoozer" and make a cheesy 70-80s sitcom song.

@crossbones116

4 жыл бұрын

@Comstar: Space AT&T And if people died on Batman's watch... he was kind of at least trying to avert it?

@hassathunter2464

4 жыл бұрын

She didn't use Twin Magic so Alice is totally justified.

@johannesseyfried7933

4 жыл бұрын

@@hassathunter2464 "Why didn't you use your magical Twin Powers to save me?!?" "I have those?"

I love how Kate insists that people can’t just break the law, meanwhile she’s been default dancing on the law since episode one.

@eras1066

4 жыл бұрын

Batwahmen: "You can't just go out and be a vigilante!" Villain of the Week: "Hey, Ms. Pot, the Kettle called! He says you're _black!"_

@joshuabuckle1216

4 жыл бұрын

"you can't just break the law, but I can let my serial killer sister go because reasons"

@dragonknightleader1

4 жыл бұрын

@@joshuabuckle1216 I suppose it's not vigilantism if she doesn't get anything accomplished.

@davenathan2002

4 жыл бұрын

Kate: "I have a problem with rules." Also Kate: "You have to obey the law!"

@badman5852

4 жыл бұрын

The law was made by men. She isn't a men. She can't break a law made by another species. You are stupid.

Imagine going to a highschool/college reunion only to find that you're the only one there. But wait! There's a nametag missing from the table, and alphabetically you can tell that it belongs to one of your closest friends. A door opens, and reveals... ...a girl half your age that you've never met before, wearing your friend's nametag. When you ask about it, she brushes it off by saying that she's your friend's estranged niece, and he couldn't make it...and she doesn't seem to think it's weird at all that she showed up instead. But, she _is_ a relative to your good friend (and also the only person there), and she seems to be making the effort to talk to you, so you try and make the best of this bizarre night. Unfortunately, things don't go very well. She claims to not only be in the exact same line of work as your friend, but also that she's accomplished what took him _years_ in a matter of weeks. The urge to PRESS X TO DOUBT intensifies, but you want to keep things civil. That gets harder when she keeps making insulting remarks about your friend, ranging from everything to his absence at this event to the scope of his work accomplishment. She even acts like she's somehow doing him, and you, a favor by having shown up. Your patience is wearing thin, but then there's a glimmer of hope: she mentions another of your classmates by name, and _wow_ does it bring back memories. She was gorgeous, athletic, charismatic, the whole package. You were never involved with her, but you seem to remember that she and your friend had _something_ going on between them. Unfortunately, you snap back to reality as your friend's niece just shrugs that she has no idea what your old classmate is up to nowadays, or whether she'd be coming to the reunion. This process repeats a couple times. This girl seems to know a handful of names of your classmates, but nothing of substance about any of them. You're getting suspicious that she just looked at the nametags and is dropping random names to keep you talking to her in spite of how increasingly insufferable you find her. That longwinded analogy is how Batwoman approaches worldbuilding. The school is Gotham: inexplicably devoid of any of the people you'd expect would actually be there (ranging from law enforcement to villains), and the one person there besides you is a weirdo you don't know that seems to think being a relative to one of your classmates entitles her to not only attend _your_ class reunion, but to attend even when he doesn't.

@momocal9660

3 жыл бұрын

Dude are you a writer?

@SteveSmith-ty8ko

3 жыл бұрын

@@momocal9660 He’s a god, boy.

Jacobs wife-"Hey I planted fake evidence that tricked everyone into thinking Beth was dead." Jacob Kane-"This is a damning Revelation but I want to blame myself and batman so let's never speak of this again."

@cartooncritique6625

4 жыл бұрын

I would have been like "Bitch, We Are So Getting A Divorce!!" XD

Mauler sadist confirmed, laughing at that poor suffering man 29:49 gun 2 sun, i cri erytime

Seeing Batwahman get hit by Executioner's truck was almost as satisfying as Thanos Power Stone punching Captain Marvel 🤣🤣🤣

@RogueFox2185

4 жыл бұрын

I hope somebody makes that a meme soon, it’s too funny not to be one.

@austin9568AuraMasterDX

4 жыл бұрын

*Batwahman get's Isekaied*

@CRIMI0N

4 жыл бұрын

Put it on repeat.

@StigMurcielago

4 жыл бұрын

@@austin9568AuraMasterDX Truck-Kun strikes again.

@cosmoreverb3943

4 жыл бұрын

@@StigMurcielago He's doing the Lord's work

"What is this, The Last Jedi?" Rags, never change, man.

I'm glad Batwoman exists. I wouldn't want to miss these EFAP mini episodes.

@SecondQuantisation

4 жыл бұрын

I'd watched videos of all the contributors but i didn't know EFAP existed. It's like Weaponised Sarcasm. (wipes away tear) It's... So... Beautiful...

@ShadowKatt

4 жыл бұрын

Them you'll be THRILLED to know they've already greenlit a second season to give it a chance to come back. Afterall, it's not bad, its just a lackluster first season.

@markhirsch6301

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe they would've done HBOs watchmen instead

@rebekahdemoss1448

4 жыл бұрын

These are basically how I "watch" Batwoman lol

@RED_Theory038

4 жыл бұрын

studio wastes money on awful show, we get free entertainment :D

The bats spin around Bruce in "Batman Begins" because he's learning to overcome his fear. Here, the bats swarm around Kate because it's a reference everyone remembers.

@christerjonsall5415

4 жыл бұрын

The bats are genetically programmed to recognize royalty. Or emos. It's one or the other.

@bleckofbleh2295

4 жыл бұрын

Christer Jonsäll Is that a Jupiter Ascending reference?

@christerjonsall5415

4 жыл бұрын

@@bleckofbleh2295 Why yes. Yes it is.

I feel it’s important to mention that the “score” is literally just Bflat C Dflat Eflat which is one of the most basic things in film scoring, and they even screwed that up with a godawful rythym

I physically cringed at the “Social Justice Warrior” line

@devyboo2

4 жыл бұрын

Sue the CW for back injury

@BirdsElopeWithTheSun09

4 жыл бұрын

I clapped

Producers of this show: We want someone to be electrocuted We'll knock down a power pole and despite drawing significant power it won't trip a fuse or anything The electricity will travel through a small puddle, not into the ground Instead of traveling through the conductive metal fence in the shortest route, it will instead travel through a person at high enough amperage to electrocute him Requiring a circuit of a puddle of water, a fence, a man, the same fence to the same puddle of water. It's like that scene was written to be as terrible as possible.

@Kaimariification

4 жыл бұрын

Add to it that between the fence and the downed power line is a metal grate over a drain on the ground. Even if they were to fudge everything else, the fact that there is a metal grate pulling in most of the water to the point that it made two smaller streams that go past it, would mean the idiot would have not only survived but could have just walk away fine.

@espalorp3286

4 жыл бұрын

We will also use the ridiculous Home Alone electrocution effect that lightly tickles the actor, even though that amount of electricity running through your body would probably cause a small fireball to immolate your candle-like body wrapped in flammable clothing and stop your heart.

@neocomp92

4 жыл бұрын

This is what I watch out for in terrible writing. When you see a situation contorting around a character instead of the character reacting to the situation, change the channel

Didn't they have a whole episode about how the batarangs needed to be perfectly calibrated to the user, yet she just tapes the usb to the batarang and calls it a day

@badman5852

4 жыл бұрын

They were calibrated to gender. Not weight or strength or anything else. Just to her having two X chromosomes. Which you are racist for questioning.

The longman has shortened Truly a tragedy to behold

@dusky5535

4 жыл бұрын

“This deal is getting worse all the time.”

@MistbornTaylor

4 жыл бұрын

Betrayal of the Longmen

@bipstymcbipste5641

4 жыл бұрын

@BobbyMcbob it is a story the toxic brood won't tell you

@lieutenantnomad9198

4 жыл бұрын

The Don does not approve.

@zeche8477

4 жыл бұрын

Very heretical. The Don is sorely disappointed in His Chosen people.

"Didn't she snipe the detonation device out of Alice's hand? Imagine, since her thing is uncalibrated, if it exploded and killed everyone." Or alternatively, she throws it, fully intending to knock the detonator away...and then it just lodges itself in Alice's face. Then a sad trombone plays, because that would amuse me.

Ahh, episode 6 in EFAP's revolutionary "Get WOKE, Go Broke" documentary of the BatWahmen tv show. Joker movie at a Billion btw.

@codyopperman5930

4 жыл бұрын

How soon until it's 1.2 billion?

@punishedbearzerker5400

4 жыл бұрын

@@codyopperman5930 As much as I want Joker to make as much money as possible, I kinda want it to stop at 1.2 BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILION for the meme factor.

@paragonpoints8420

4 жыл бұрын

Man, just for the meme factor, I hope it stops at 1.2.... BIIIIIIILLIIIION

@lieutenantnomad9198

4 жыл бұрын

1.2 BIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOONNNNN dollars

@knightyagami7841

4 жыл бұрын

Love your Kyle Hyde picture big fan of him

29:50 Remember the scene in the original Jurassic Park where Dr. Grant pretended to get shocked by the electric fence? This is supposed to be a guy being ACTUALLY electrocuted, and yet somehow it's less convincing in every way, shape, and form.

Alfred's daughter has been confirmed for later episodes, she's a british secret agent. I'm not making that up

@cameronroy2129

4 жыл бұрын

How much you wanna bet they paint Alfred as the bad guy who left the mother or something

@Krapvag

4 жыл бұрын

@@cameronroy2129 They'll probably say that Alfred wanted his daughter to go into butler school and follow in his footsteps because girls can't be super agents. Then later it's revealed Alfred's ex-wife had to choose between him and being director General of MI5, and he's just bitter about it

@alexkennard2422

4 жыл бұрын

Have you seen The Mary Sue article raging over the fact that they used the original white female version of Alfred's daughter instead of the new, ethnically diverse one? If you haven't, then give it a read. It's both sad and hilarious at the same time.

@cameronroy2129

4 жыл бұрын

@@alexkennard2422 I would but you summed it up pretty well and they get money from me going on the site so I probably shouldn't

@cameronroy2129

4 жыл бұрын

@@Krapvag either way they will make him the bad guy and its gonna be really dumb

"Freudian's heart just stopped. Quick get the defliburator!!!" -Dr. Fringideas Froggins.

Someone should mod the Batman Arkham games to play the cheesy fight music from this show whenever you get into an encounter.

@samwallaceart288

4 жыл бұрын

Michael M. - Funnier would be for Skyrim encounters; but only for Mudcrab encounters.

Thomas Elliot: stole Bat tech and rigged elevators to explode injuring many. [Batwoman takes him down] Magpie: Jewelry thief, injures one guard, ignites small bombs [Batwoman takes down] Re5 Executioner guy: kills corrupt public defenders [Batwoman takes him down] Alice: bomb explosions, multiple homicides, thievery, hostages, attacking police officers, stabs father [Batwoman let's go over and over and over] "No, I'm NOT Batman.... But maybe I'm better"

"Yes, Jacob, kill that Social Justice Warrior!" I'm sure MauLer will not have THAT used against his videos any time soon... :-P

Most CW shows start off okay and then spiral straight into the trashcan after a season or two. But Batwoman is bucking that trend by being awful at the very start.

@Henriofgille

4 жыл бұрын

Arrow was great for a few seasons, I liked Flash for the first season, Supergirl is not for me and stupid and izombie was interesting for a few seasons too. These shows should stop at 2 to 3 seasons.

@thedarklordx

4 жыл бұрын

The 100 is still really good after like 6 or 7 seasons. Season 3 was kinda bad though.

@DerichndofCoomland

4 жыл бұрын

@@thedarklordx THB I think the 100 went off the rails during season 3.

@thedarklordx

4 жыл бұрын

@@DerichndofCoomland season 4 and 5 were great, even if it becomes a different show in every season lol.

@DerichndofCoomland

4 жыл бұрын

@@thedarklordx Yeah that is why I didn't really like them, to me it seems like the show runner(s) don't really have a clear vision and just try new ideas drop them without developement and speed towards the next idea. IMO there was just so much they could have explored with the original concept......and I miss Anya........and Lexa.

This series is literally playing on recruit difficulty.

@punishedbearzerker5400

4 жыл бұрын

And somehow still dying

@toddfox508

4 жыл бұрын

@@punishedbearzerker5400 ...more often than DSP in Modern Warfare. And that's a lot of deaths.

@NicTheGreek1979

2 жыл бұрын

NG-

A few things about this episode: (1) When Luke is talking about the different forms of capital punishment in Gotham he mentions electric chair, firing squad and gas chambers. When he mentions the firing squad he says Mayor Cobblepot (the Penguin) brought it back during his time in office. Mayors can not decide what form of capital punishment happens in the city. The Governor of the state decides what form of capital punishment is put on murders. (2) The Arkham Thing actually relates to also the crossover episodes that happened in December of 2018 before Batwoman was a show when she guess starred on Arrow and Flash. The cameo technically takes place between episode 4 and 5 of this showing we see this “Arkham Breakout” (3) So Lucius Fox is dead. And apparently Luke Fox mentions a new Commissioner’s name. So they’re no James Gordon. Also the point about Alfred... the press release for an upcoming episode has something coming up. Don’t want to spoil it.

@wilmagregg3131

4 жыл бұрын

didnt gordon retire i think is hwat they said happend in this show

@sammydray5919

4 жыл бұрын

Spoil it for me

@lucasfreitas3701

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe Gotham is a city-state

Man the biometric scanner part annoyed me so much. You're absolutely right that most have eye scanners, but a more fundamental problem is that they usually work off bone structure and prominent facial features, the same way facial recognition does. You can't just slap someone's face on with gorilla glue and expect that to fool a biometric system, cuz your face will still be the same shape underneath. If scanners worked of the surface on someone's face, and not the structure, you'd have to re-calibrate every scanner depending on lighting and hardware, as the way light bounces off objects can seriously hamper a computer's ability to classify it. And i was gonna go on about the cyanide shit as well but it appears someone has already broke down why that is dumb as hell and would just burn up all the oxygen in the room, not to mention it would've been lethal well before that point. And i'm not even gonna mention the suit's impression shit with the truck. I would be here all day. I mean, i'm not expecting 100% scientific or technological accuracy from a CW show, but i would expect a least a modicum of research into these topics before writing entire plots around them.

I think I'm actually getting addicted to this.

@RiylanCorma

4 жыл бұрын

I've been addicted to this since episode 3. EFAP Mini is how I'll be watching all the new woke travesty of cinema shows. Here's hoping the Witcher show is inane enough to be worth covering.

@alexk5907

4 жыл бұрын

@@RiylanCorma since episode 3? You Massive, i've been addicted since episode 1. The Don would be ashamed.

@RiylanCorma

4 жыл бұрын

@@alexk5907 Ha! Well, episode 3 was the first one where I noticed myself anticipating the release. Guess it takes me longer to get addicted. *shrug* Luckily, The Don is merciful. ;)

So, hydrogen cyanide kills a human in under a minute at a concentration of 0.2%. It's explosive at a concentration of about 6%. Either the concentration isn't high enough for Batwoman to get rid of the hydrogen cyanide by burning it, so the two of them slowly get poisoned to death, or alternativeley the concentration is high enough and kills them both with a single breath, while Batwoman is trying to interogate her dying father.

If Jacobs works outside of his jurisdiction, then he's no different than a vigilante

@smugalice6206

4 жыл бұрын

Not true; vigilantes in this show are useful.

@amanibob1416

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly! It's like being/going AWOL, (absence from duty without clearance/leave)... You either comply with the rules and work within the limitations provided to all civilian forms of "Civic assistance/intervention", or you are some official person working in tandem with any other forms of of lawful duty. You are authorized or officially relevant/cleared, or you are "doing an illegal". Point is: even if justified and confirmed as lawfully legit *after* the facts, well... "During the doing, you're just another bad guy/wamen".

@KelShu

4 жыл бұрын

@@amanibob1416 Yeah pretty much

Sweet! Another episode of Handsome Squidward vs Evil Ned Flanders’s children.

@mgeiger2341

4 жыл бұрын

Played by Jordan Peterson

The only thing better than Mauler being mad at something bad is Mauler laughing his ass off at something bad.

Under an hour, they must have gone outside

@dimitriwarchief301

4 жыл бұрын

Mauler needs some air

"On combustion, [hydrogen cyanide] forms toxic and corrosive gases including nitrogen oxides."

Conspiracy Theory: Mauler actually owns the CW and got them to make a bad Batwoman series so he could review it on Mooler.

@DerichndofCoomland

4 жыл бұрын

Sadly this would make more sense, than CW funding this trainwreck for realsies.

:slam: "Wacha bring me?" Oh, it's another EFAP Mini reaction!

@freddykingofturtles

4 жыл бұрын

That's worth 50 portions. *Slams 50 cups of rhino milk on the counter*

This show expects us to remember multiple faces. This often leaves me confused.

@amanibob1416

4 жыл бұрын

Celestial reference!

Apparently, evil stepmom's company knows what the batsuit is made of. And take it as an achievement to research ways to kill (not incapacitate) but kill the only vigilante that is trying to fix your city, which has a criminal problem already... I mean, i used to scold on Arrow's police sideplots, but at least they made more sense than this.

@creeperslayer241

4 жыл бұрын

More importantly, if they do indeed know what this completely indestructible, it seems, suit is made of. Why the fuck are they not recreating it?

44:53 it's amazing how much the writers want us to blame Jacob for stopping to look for Beth, while he did everything he could until he found evidences supporting that she's dead, and at the same time they carefully avoid to blame Catherine who yet produced fake evidences and made everybody stop the research (could it be because he's a straight white male ? 🙄)

The trend has been broken, this is not longer than the the video that preceded it, the long is still there, but it is not an omega long mini

@devyboo2

4 жыл бұрын

It's basically just a standard review by most content creators standards

@LazyAnnihilator

4 жыл бұрын

The last episode was the middle. We are now in the not middle which as we all now is not long.

"Hydrogen cyanide, emphasis on hydrogen. Think Hindenberg". Erm, Luke Logic - water aka hydrogen oxide or H2O... emphasis on hydrogen? Does steam burn too? (hydrogen cyanide is flammable btw, but NOT because it contains hydrogen). Also that explosion would have removed all the oxygen out of the room. So instead of dying of cyanide they would still have died from asphyxiation.

@cartooncritique6625

4 жыл бұрын

I think it's fair to say that the writers of this show failed Science Class. XD

@IAOIceland1984

3 жыл бұрын

also even if it's flammable it needs to be at the specific ratio to air to even ignite, 70 mg of HCN (1.5 mg/kg of your body weight) is all that's needed to kill a person, that amount is 0.07g which is like a knifes edge of salt, there is no way it would even be visible before it could kill, 180-270 ppm (parts per million (270 molicules of HCN for every million molocules in the air)) are enough to kill so she would be dead and even if it would ignite violently the first guys comment still stands

"Guy at diner was in fact person-man."

@meleemastermaa1449

4 жыл бұрын

Mauler using the Kojima naming convention.

Ooooooh, interesting. 'Alice: "If I wanted to kill you, I wouldn't have to wait for you to be wearing the suit." Amazing quote to keep in mind after watching the ruinous finale and the great commentary that accompanied it. ;)

It's like all the people you'd expect to be in Gotham City are now Schrodinger's Cat: the writers keep them offscreen and with little to no detail about why they aren't present despite having _very_ good reason to be taking interest in what's happening...and if they decide that they don't want the character to be in the show, they'll tell us that they died at some point. Watch that be the explanation for everyone from Alfred and Commissioner Gordon to Joker and Two-Face.

Less than an hour Mauler? Do you even care about the fans anymore? The Don would be ashamed!

@dusky5535

4 жыл бұрын

This short massive

@benjamingrant5970

4 жыл бұрын

We can only assume the other 3 hours were deleted during the audio malfunctions....they are lost now,like tears in the rain.

@trumpwonhereistheevidenced4390

4 жыл бұрын

Think of the orphans in their longboat

@JarPanda

4 жыл бұрын

Why does mauler hate women?

@lieutenantnomad9198

4 жыл бұрын

Short man bad

Can we all observe how both Jacob and evil step mom had to be busy otherwise they'd need to confront the whole "your faked my daughter's death" thing. Also why does Sophie decide not to tell Jacob? She wasn't going to before Kate locked her up but then thought she would until she saw them hugging? Wtf

Mauler you missed the fact no one could care less that sophie was missing throughout the episode

Yesterday I read about how Alice's storyline develops in the comics and watched Batman: Bad Blood, to get a picture of the real Batwoman. And dude It's sad to see how much they destroyed the characters and the plot. These characters are just sad, pale shadows of their real selves. They just picked one or two characteristics they needed them to have to further this awlful plot and turned a complex and interesting story in bad written teenage romance.

I love how Fringy stays almost completely silent throughout the whole episode, but every once in a while he goes: "I hate this show!"

If red hood showed up it would be heartbreaking since he never gets any screen time and this show would ruin him.

Something that hasn't been brought up: How come no one at the Crows knows that Sofie is missing? Jacob and Sofie's husband (who WORKS for the Crows) don't wonder where she is. They know she went into the warehouse, they presumably heard the gunfire but they don't find her and NO ONE questions it. And she shows up at work presumably the next day and nobody asks her any questions.

@TheRealJabbergeist

4 жыл бұрын

Have we even seen Sophie's husband again since the first episode?

I bet Jeb Nichols loves this show.

43:20 Wait... because hydrogen cyanide has hydrogen in it, that means it's flammable?! You know what else has hydrogen in it? *FREAKING WATER!!!*

19:27 that is a correct point. Skin has different textures from different locations on the body. Plastic surgeons will carefully select skin to harvest to re-skin lost flesh due to burns or other injuries.

The executioners murders gets more and more convoluted first it's cut down a telephone wire pole then break a fire hydrant to create a puddle with electricity coursing through it to murder one guy and that's assuming the target is a complete moron and doesn't leave the way he came in. second the executioner found a dozen guns and a sound system to lure in a negotiator except when the fake hostages are screaming in agony why wouldn't he assume the police would send in the swat teams instead? Third and this is just insane he somehow builds or pays someone to build steel doors that would seal the room upon his death and trigger gas being pumped into the room without anyone noticing these being installed, just what?

@SteveSmith-ty8ko

3 жыл бұрын

Drunk, Belligerent, Confused, Elderly, Incapacitat What’s even the point of the axe? For him to have a gimmick or something?

It’s actually a real thing, where people being electrocuted will have their muscles spasm, making it so they simply can’t let go of the thing shocking them, because their muscles are being contracted around it, but the one logical thing this show does, and it f*cks it, because there’s no god damn reason for him to have tried to climb the fence to begin with, because he could have run left or right.

@dragonknightleader1

4 жыл бұрын

Every character on every show went to the Promethus school of running away.

@MistaHoward

Ай бұрын

And he wouldn't get electrocuted on the fence because the electricity would just dissipate through the ground anyway.

Well... you mentioned Supergirl, you now HAVE to watch it as well once you are done with Batwoman XD

Alice: How did you get this number? Kate: Let's call it "twintuition". My melting brain: How do you guess a PHONE NUMBER?

@ian-op5fv

4 жыл бұрын

It's twin telepathic brain-magic, obviously

@Eli-Green

4 жыл бұрын

@@ian-op5fv she must have learned that since however many years ago alice got captured

@hassathunter2464

4 жыл бұрын

Well, the dad never questioned that...

@electricbayonet2

4 жыл бұрын

'Kate': "Let's call it 'twintuition.'" Alice: "You mean that thing that I violently screamed at you a few days ago for _not_ having?" 'Kate': "Uhh...yes?"

@aeneas237

4 жыл бұрын

The Force did it

An EFAP mini shorter than the last one? A recession has hit hard this week. :(

Honestly, the luckiness of correctly getting that number is atrocious. Let’s disregard that whole magic twin crap. A phone number is 10 digits in the US, and each digit has the chance of being one of ten numbers, so the number of possible phone numbers is 10 to the tenth power, also known as 10 BILLION. To give some perspective; if a robot generates a 10 digit number every second, it would take that robot a little over 317 YEARS to generate every possible 10 digit number. That’s at 1 number per second. She guessed something with the odds of 1 in 10 BILLION correct on her FIRST TRY. Though given the writing quality of this show, this impossible convenience is to be expected.

The chemistry comment made me shout, NEVER introduce particulates to a purely hydrogen filled room! The molecule by itself is very reactive, as it desperately wants electons. Batwahman and this dude-bro would be gibbed!

The music is something me and my brother would make as kids playing an electric piano together using the beat buttons and different sounds. It’s just so terribly generic.

Hydrogen cyanide is flammable, sure. But if the room is sealed tight enough that the gas can't escape and kill other people then igniting it would also consume all the oxygen in the room, right?

@donnyprocs

4 жыл бұрын

correct, as well as create more toxic by products from the explosions

Cities do not have methods of execution. States have method of execution.

Yes baby, let's go. The best part about the show, it's reviews.

@dusky5535

4 жыл бұрын

Only this review

@jaideepdesai5321

4 жыл бұрын

@@dusky5535 If you haven't watch Jlongbone and Thorias Unlimited too. Both are hilarious.

@dusky5535

4 жыл бұрын

Jaideep Desai Ahh my apologies, I forgot about them XD

@sammydray5919

4 жыл бұрын

Efap Mini, JLongBone and Thorias Unlimited reviews are the only reason I bother with this dumpster fire of a show

That opening scene made Prometheus look like an MIT graduate

30:33 notice the reporter said "hoorifically"

The Arkham Breakout was actually an episode of last year's cross over, with Arrow, the Flash, and Supergirl. It was Batwoman's first appearance.

I am still bothered by the fact that the dad still believes that the kid can mimic a missing girl from a picture on tv at most...

I knew from the first episode when Longman started doodoo-doodoo'ing the """soundtrack""" that this will be a recurring meme. ...also Rag'''s going full E;R XDD

Never forget that defibrilators don't restart your heart, they are for stopping the heart when it's not beating in the right rhytmn, in the hopes of having it be correct once it starts again.

The room is filling with dihydrogen monoxide, the operative word is hydeogen, just wait til its full enough and you can ignite it like the Hindenburg. All compounds with hydrogen are flammable.

Its strange how most ppl know Kates batwoman, yet there's no danger nor threat of that being revealed? Like seriously how does Alice not blackmail her with this?

34:20 Yes Bat-Bint! It does matter what type of bullet. You'd figure she knows this, not just as Batwoman but as someone who spent time IN THE ARMY!

@Soridan

4 жыл бұрын

Guns are for fragile male egos, a woman defeats her enemies with her own strength.

The executioner had access to rifles when he killed the negotiator guy but he still uses a battle axe. Think about that

In regards to the soundtrack it's either generic rock and roll. Bland dubstep and electronic music, or the run of the mill fake orchestra.

@smugalice6206

4 жыл бұрын

Still better than anything I could compose sadly

@olleej1

3 жыл бұрын

You forgot that the show also has shit pop music.

Propane is only flammable when mixed with oxygen, making a chances of a bullet igniting a propane tank very slim. It's ignition triangle 101

Rags: That's much better I think "much" is a bit much.

@BradTrapp

4 жыл бұрын

Much much much

@pax7081

4 жыл бұрын

muchtisms

@deeta000

4 жыл бұрын

It’s still terrible.

@ianhines2302

4 жыл бұрын

Dun dun dun dun dun de-dun dun

I have been enjoying these every week. It reminds me of Rifftracks. Taking things that are just unbearable and making it funny by ripping the piss out of it. ...and critiquing, that too.

*Show wants to constantly provide horribly one-sided social commentary and constantly dictate what is objectively right and what is objectively wrong. *Show has a main character that lets a psychopathic serial killer go for literally no reason on every basis. How did no one in the writers room catch this.

Gets a new notification from EFAP Me: Slaps desk "Whatdya bring me?"

Seriously, just hire an orchestral KZreadr who's good at copying the style of Danny Elfman or Hans Zimmer. Could you imagine how cool a variation of the Elfman Batman theme would be?

@punishedbearzerker5400

4 жыл бұрын

That would require effort though...

@spartanhawk7637

4 жыл бұрын

@@punishedbearzerker5400 Sad truth.

I know we don't like CinemaSins around here but that first guy went to the Prometheus School of Running Away From Things.

My question is, why didn't batman look for his missing cousin?

Alfred: Master Bruce did you ever follow up on your cousin's disappearance? Bruce: the wha-oh uh it's uh too painful?...my greatest shame. Never bring it up again.

I like how Joker has more motivation than Alice when killing. The Joker is a nihilist who believes human life has no value, and thus he does with it as he pleases.

The Jacob in this show is an embarrassment to ALL Jacobs who have ever Jacobed. I should know... I'm one of 'em.

The only good thing about this show are the reviews tearing it to shreds.

I just came here to point out that when she asks what kind of bullet he got shot with, she suggests a "wadcutter". Wadcutters are airgun rounds, they're not even bullets

"Camera guy No. 3 do the soundtrack" Rags, you are asuming they have at least 3 camera guys

34:19. " what was she shot with? Hollow point, blackout, wadcutter..." The first and last are variations of ammo types. You can have 45-70 hollow points or wadcutters. But you can't have blackout. As far as I can tell, blackout only refers to the .300 blackout which is popular for AR 15 uppers. And the blackout can have hollow points, JHP, ammo piercing, etc. The question is dumb. Get better show. And I paused this, so I don't know if Ra'g""$ responds to it.

@Soridan

4 жыл бұрын

I have the feeling the writers of this show would unironically talk about fully semi-automatic, assault clip fed, machine rifles.

@wurzel9671

4 жыл бұрын

ammo piercing?

@CruelestChris

4 жыл бұрын

@@Soridan With the shoulder thing that goes up.

OMG, they are going to do it aren't they: they are going to 'forgive' Alice for all her kills and this two-face/clayface rip off turns out to be the real villain all along. The Mens are bad.