"Why are you wearing my missing sister's clothes?" "Because my mom died in childbirth."

@UltimateThanos

3 жыл бұрын

“A perfectly hu-man motivation for a perfectly normal fellow Earth being, HU-MAN!!!”

@zscout1288

3 жыл бұрын

What up fellow kids!

@aguyunderabridge.8794

3 жыл бұрын

@@UltimateThanos Greetings. I am... *checks nametag* Pe'Ter-?

"The suit is literal perfection." SEASON ONE: "It will be, when it fits a woman." SEASON TWO: "It will be, when it fits a black lesbian." SEASON THREE: "It will be, when it fits a transgender Eskimo in a wheelchair."

@hadescerbex9984

3 жыл бұрын

Nah most eskimos i know are of the lighter persuasion so wont count

@seanhoogland1938

3 жыл бұрын

@@hadescerbex9984 then a black transgender Eskimo in a wwheelchair will be even more of a minority

@MrFlapper86

3 жыл бұрын

Um, excuse me, Eskimo is actually an offensive term now. They prefer snowy people, get your terms into modern day.

@belac.howard8295

3 жыл бұрын

I don't get why this other actress also had to be lesbian. Like the name Batwoman doesn't automatically mean you have to be lesbian, there was a movie where 3 different women were batwoman, and were all straight

@starsymcdoodle6965

3 жыл бұрын

By season 4 it goes from being a bat suit to a bat FURSUIT, and it'll be perfection once it fits a transpecies, transgender, transfat, transylvanian, lesbian, gamer (most oppressed minority)

Jesus Christ, they really had the main character shout "Noo" over a dead plant.

@TheNoonish

3 жыл бұрын

If someone destroyed a memento of my dead mother I might shout "no"

@666FallenShadow

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheNoonish while i do agree with you and you do have a point, the execution was still really funny and silly. also they should have waited to do that later in the season, after we get to connect to the character more so that we would actually give a fuck when the scene happened(granted this show is so bad that they would have fucked up either way so yeah...)

@alduinthetyrant5225

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheNoonish I understand the sentiment, but it's a plant. They could have chosen anything to be a memento, and they chose something as absurd as a plant. It's hard to take seriously when someone screams over the loss of a potted plant. It could have been a picture that Elliot rips up or something else like a single piece of jewelry or fine china that she owns, but her plant had it's pot broken. Out of curiosity, what do you think is more valuable to her, the pot or the plant? Will next episode feature Batwoman re-potting the plant, or gluing the pot back together and putting a new plant inside it? Knowing the show they will forget all about it, but I hope this becomes a major plot point because I know it will end up being stupid and funny.

@TheNoonish

3 жыл бұрын

@@666FallenShadow Lots of other episode one issues, that one just didn't register for me. Though it is stupid to have something sentimental destroyed only for her to get it back almost immediately.

@thodorosxanthopoulos

3 жыл бұрын

How does breaking the pot and shaking the plant actually kills it? It's not a baby, it's a plant, give that sucker new soil and water and he will be up and planting in no time

Motivation for the characters Bruce Wayne: “My parents were murdered in front of me as a child. I must now train to become a symbol of hope and justice in this city filled with corruption and villainy. I do this so that no other person will go through what I went through.” Kate Kane: “I’m super, super gae and my old boinking buddy was kidnapped. I’ll just steal my cousin’s suit that I conveniently found and let people know I’m super, super gae.” Ryan: “I’m super, super oppressed” *Who let these hacks write a tv show?*

@alduinthetyrant5225

3 жыл бұрын

You forgot poor, she's also poor.

@attilapataki46

3 жыл бұрын

@@alduinthetyrant5225 and lesbian of course

@SteveSmith-ty8ko

3 жыл бұрын

@@alduinthetyrant5225 Allow me play a tune on the world’s smallest violin.

@Canaris3

3 жыл бұрын

The same hacks that occupy HR and marketing depts.

@RanMouri82

3 жыл бұрын

Kate: I'm a lesbian. Ryan: I'm a lesbian, and homeless, and wrongly incarcerated. Top that, bitches!

RIP Plantie. 2021-2021.

@NicTheGreek1979

3 жыл бұрын

No-one's ever really gone.

@AugusCrafting

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, was the plant's name Martha?

@kylo-benshapiro687

3 жыл бұрын

@@AugusCrafting wait super man's mom's plant was also named Martha

@TheKpa11

3 жыл бұрын

But not RIP. She repaired it

@rebekahdemoss1448

3 жыл бұрын

cue billy joel's "piano man"

Calling it now Batwoman: You took everything from me! Alice: I don't even know who you are.

@SouthSideOdaiba

3 жыл бұрын

Bat Woman: You will. She then proceeds to give the same monologue she gave Luke and Mary.

@chatch621

3 жыл бұрын

LUL

@SwiftNimblefoot

3 жыл бұрын

Alice: "It's so pathetic, it's not even funny. Ah, I'll laugh anyway."

@CasshernSinz1613

3 жыл бұрын

@@SwiftNimblefoot please don't quote good movies when regarding Batwoman

@CasshernSinz1613

3 жыл бұрын

Ngl this kinda reminds me of Batman Beyond when Terry confronts Powers by saying "You killed my father" only for Powers to respond with: "Do you have any idea how LITTLE that narrows it down?!"

Gotta love how the wig survived the plane crash.

@Ramsey276one

3 жыл бұрын

Wig Snatched? WIG LOOTED! XD

@alduinthetyrant5225

3 жыл бұрын

I didn't even consider it in the moment, but you're right. Kate just stuck a random wig on the mask, so how was it strong enough to survive a plane crash? It's not even charred! I love this show. Can Tommy Wizeau please show up as a twist villain and make this the best piece of media in existance?

@misfit1nx865

3 жыл бұрын

Literal fire kindling survived a fire🤣🤣🤣

@SkaterBlades

3 жыл бұрын

It's dumb that there's a wig on it in general. Someone could easily grab that in a fight and your head is super important

@alduinthetyrant5225

3 жыл бұрын

@@SkaterBlades Don't worry, apparently they are getting rid of the wig. I mean, they are getting rid of it for even more hair, but we've come to expect it at this point.

Now that a gay black woman is the lead, Luke has NO hope of ever being taken seriously by the writers. It was arguable if he was as progressive as Kate before, but now? He’s 100% outclassed.

@peppermintbutler8205

3 жыл бұрын

He's the only likable character in this show IMO and they're ruining him by making him a Kate Kane fanatic. Saw a preview where he was taking shots at Sophie not being there for Kate, bloody hell she was horrible to Sophie f*** off! In fact she was horrible to almost everyone she knows

@nillynush4899

3 жыл бұрын

I love that the meritocracy is dead...

@Dokimon

3 жыл бұрын

For sure, his two traits will continue to be present and non- threatening.

@anthonyeldridge4358

3 жыл бұрын

For a moment, I thought you were talking about Luke Skywalker. I mean, there are folks at Lucasfilm who'd love for Skywalker to vanish from existence.

@vivacornholio9649

3 жыл бұрын

Luke got out stacked 😆

We are the biggest BATWOMAN community, guys - lets keep this show alive for 10 more seasons!

@Trefox87

3 жыл бұрын

10 more seasons, and 10 more batwomans!

@ivanyekimov1470

3 жыл бұрын

@@Trefox87 batpersons*

@DuranceBell

3 жыл бұрын

Well, at least 6 seasons and a movie.

@DrWhosmate

3 жыл бұрын

@@Trefox87 Yes! But, they should be turning to Batranswoman, having a born female playing Batwoman is transphobic. Bigot.

@spiny7560

3 жыл бұрын

Bat woman 100 years

I still just find it hilarious that they make their black woman replacement for Batwoman a homeless ex-con who, upon seeing a horrific crash that leaves multiple people dead around her, immediately loots the wreckage so she can go off on how much of a victim she is. Honestly, if they wanted to do the criminal angle, why not just copy Jason Todd or something? Maybe in the past, as a teenager, she tries to rob someone or Batman himself, he feels bad for her and takes her in. He then trains her as a Batgirl/Robin, but after he disappears in the show, she leaves herself. Only coming back to Gotham after hearing about Batwoman making the news, conveniently right after Kate Kane disappears. Just say she was in Bludhaven the entire time or something. It'd make much more sense, give her a backstory to play off of, and allow her to have Bat-person training.

@alduinthetyrant5225

3 жыл бұрын

It's even funnier when you remember that she was framed for the crime she was sent to prison for and is a self-proclaimed good person.

@benjamingrant5970

3 жыл бұрын

Congratulations,you just put more thought into this than anyone in the writers room....

@SteveSmith-ty8ko

3 жыл бұрын

@@benjamingrant5970 It’s funny how random people on the internet with no writing credits or ties to writing in general can come up with a better story in a couple minutes versus an entire team of CW writers with all the time they have to come up with something.

@pumpernickelrye9736

3 жыл бұрын

She did research to figure what number her mother was in childbirth deaths in that year and uses it as justification to taking the mantle. I fear the victim complex will be so big even Alice will tell her to tone it down. I don't get why they choose this new character rather than just making Sophie Batwoman. She's trained, an established character, and it could be poetic where Kate put on the suit when she went missing and now she's doing the same for her.

@alduinthetyrant5225

3 жыл бұрын

@@pumpernickelrye9736 Screw that! I want Jacob to put on the mask a construct his own suit entirely out desert eagles.

Someone said this on JLongbone video so I'm gonna repeat it here. Why didn't they just make Sophie, Batwoman if they wanted a black batwoman? It would have made more sense.

@samwallaceart288

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah Sophie’s actually nice

@isaiahgarraway5568

3 жыл бұрын

They cant write for a shit so of course they couldn't think of sophie of being the next one.

@RanMouri82

3 жыл бұрын

Because the actress is straight, and the showrunners promised to cast a lesbian.

@jroggs85

3 жыл бұрын

Sophie is an established character that's relatively likable, has relationships with the other existing characters, and already has the same existing basic skillset as Kate. It would have made perfect sense for Sophie to take over as Batwoman. Therefore, Sophie could not be Batwoman, because making sense is not what this show does.

@johnnyskinwalker4095

3 жыл бұрын

@@jroggs85 yea she had a link to KK so she would want to investigate what happened to her and it could have lead her to become Batwoman to continue Katie's legacy. And she is a cop so she knows how the criminal element think, she can fight, all of it would come in handy. Everything was there.

Thoughts for consumption after this episode: Tommy Elliot was sent to Arkham with full knowledge of who Batman is, and he can prove it by telling anyone how to get into the Batcave. He can tell every criminal in Arkham how to get into the Batcave.

@smugalice6206

3 жыл бұрын

But it’s okay because the writers are restricted from using 90% of Arkham’s inmates.

@yepsilon2898

3 жыл бұрын

Which is a plothole itself since he shouldn't even BE in Arkham. He's not crazy, he's just a asshat who hates Bruce in this series.

@isplat927

3 жыл бұрын

Which is why in the comics, the Batfamily just put him in their own personal cell for him far from public eyes.

@josh6550

3 жыл бұрын

@@isplat927 Even Arkham Knight put him in a cell in Wayne Tower until Bruce revealed himself.

@fantasiazplatkami

3 жыл бұрын

Logic has no place in this world

Napoleon: "I saw the crown of France laying on the ground, so I picked it up with my sword." Batwoman 2: "I saw the suit of Batwoman laying on the ground, so I picked it up. It fit perfectly."

The suit is literal perfection when it fits a "Black Lesbian Woman"

@riptideretarded7996

3 жыл бұрын

We needed to adjust the shoes for that extra bone but other than that it was an easy fix

@davidwilson6577

3 жыл бұрын

tbf I don't think there's been a line like that yet this season. But then I've only watched EFAP and JLongbone's edits so I dunno.

@mala6238

3 жыл бұрын

How dare you assume her gender and sexual preference. WTF!? - Reeeee-member, Twitter.

@valentinegonsalves7322

3 жыл бұрын

Doesn't matter how she's shorter and her shoulders and bust are different size than James Charles-Kate Kane. Also, anyone notice how yes Ryan Wilder struggles with the batsuit in the alley, but she throws a bat-a-rang and hits the mark even though the bat-a-rangs are "not calibrated to her" yet? CW with that Emmy-worthy writing.

@mala6238

3 жыл бұрын

@@valentinegonsalves7322 would not surprise me if they get an Emmy, considering the wokeness of these awards.

Kryptonite poisoning facts that this show will get completely wrong: - It takes *years* of constant exposure to a *significant amount* of Kryptonite to get poisoned. - Kryptonite poisoning gives the afflicted cancer, presumably leukemia or skin cancer since it's never expressly stated that a specific organ is affected over the others. - Kryptonite is brittle like any sort of crystalline substance. This means shooting it out of a shotgun would turn it into dust or at least a spray of shards. Edit) In Batman/Superman: World's Finest, Joker breaks off a dragon statue made of Kryptonite with his bare hands and later Batman breaks off a piece of it with tweezers to log as evidence. I can't stress this enough, Kryptonite is NOT super durable on its own. You have to temper it in order to make it really tough, just like with pretty much anything else. Edit 2) This is why BatFleck has to do a bunch of special stuff to the Kryptonite he has in order to make the Kryptonite spear. He didn't just duck tape a stick to the shards of Kryptonite and go fight Clark. This is also how he is able to make Kryptonite gas grenades, because it's possible to change its state from solid to gas. When BvS makes more sense than you, you need to rethink your entire life. - If Kryptonite is lodged inside of someone's body for a few hours, as long as they get it all out, the wound will not have radiation poisoning effects on it because, once again, Kryptonite poisoning takes years of constant exposure to happen. - Lex Luthor injected Kryptonite into his bloodstream for several years before he showed any signs of cancer. So once again, a single Kryptonite bullet will not and cannot cause Kryptonite poisoning after a few hours. That's stupid. - Kryptonite poisoning was created as a poetic punishment for Lex Luthor because of his evil deeds with Kryptonite for all his years fighting against Superman. It is literally supposed to be a slow burn, cruel irony that the one substance he could count on to hurt Superman was now the thing that would finally kill him in the slowest cruelest way possible. That's why it exists. Not as a plot device for some dumbass wannabe Bat whore.

@whiskeyhound

3 жыл бұрын

So Smallville with it's multiple colored superpower inducing Kryptonite variants is still somehow more accurate about how Kryptonite works than this show?

@saj-manthesonicfan1893

3 жыл бұрын

@@whiskeyhound Yeah, actually XD

@cheeseburgersuperior1874

3 жыл бұрын

You forgot one main thing, Batwoman's weakness it's not Kryptonite. It's Superman's. Unless the suit is made of a black Kryptonian skin.

@whiskeyhound

3 жыл бұрын

@@cheeseburgersuperior1874 Wouldn't say we forgot that, it's season one stupidity whereas rapid kryptonite poisoning is fresh bullshit.

@saj-manthesonicfan1893

3 жыл бұрын

@@cheeseburgersuperior1874 Ah but you forgot. These are Kryptonite poisoning facts that this show "will" get completely wrong. They already got that fact wrong in Season 1, so I didn't include it XD

"Batman gave up on us" "Well, at least Kate Kane is here to save us now!" "Yeah... about that..."

@He11Jumper

3 жыл бұрын

so much for the Paragon of Courage bullshit

@pradeep_sekar

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe She is better...

@cameronroy2129

3 жыл бұрын

@@pradeep_sekar maybe she's gay

@klaatubaradanikto2563

3 жыл бұрын

Can't wait until another Batwoman appears to make up for Batowoman II abandoning us!

@peppermintbutler8205

3 жыл бұрын

So much for being the bat of the future LMAO

First 10 seconds are already gold.

@fortheempire5548

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@minion3806

3 жыл бұрын

the intro to this video is better than all of season 1.

@prototismry

3 жыл бұрын

@@minion3806 also way cheaper! Almost like money=good is horse cockery

@yulbrynner8293

3 жыл бұрын

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN

@THEJamiboi

3 жыл бұрын

There needs to be a 2 minute version of this, pretty good, funny and I like the simple beat made up of sound effects from the show. Plus, we can take evil satisfaction knowing that to make it they have to go and watch MORE Batwoman to amuse us with, muhahahahaha!!

The efap crew made me a person who is really concerned about Batwoman spoilers and I don't know if I should love them or hate them for it

@jscott0126

3 жыл бұрын

Why not both?

@monder1060

3 жыл бұрын

TBH there are not many people who could spoil it for you, nobody watches the show itself :D

@borgKick

3 жыл бұрын

get into @ProcrastiTara for batwoman pick apparts. its much more indepth n its much worse than what efap shows :P

@vivacornholio9649

3 жыл бұрын

A little bit of both

@luiscancino5023

3 жыл бұрын

Not gonna waste my time watching that drivel myself. I get my jollies off watching them efap fellers crapping all o’er it.

Gentlemen, ladies, massives, Ewoks, and assorted Spuarts. We are gathered here today to mourn the passing of story-telling, which after a long decline tragically slipped into a second season of Batwoman. As the dignity of the writer's art is laid to rest, we call forth the hosts and guests of EFAP, to deliver the eulogy.

@ivanyekimov1470

3 жыл бұрын

Preach

@immelmannace4067

3 жыл бұрын

That was beautiful.

@senera2000

3 жыл бұрын

Amen

@blizzardregulus

3 жыл бұрын

With the laughong and drinking going on this is definitely an Irish wake.

@UltimateThanos

3 жыл бұрын

What the fuck is a “Spuart”?

It's official, Charles Dance needs to come in just to say: "yes this is very shit".

@TheKpa11

3 жыл бұрын

And then he gets shot with the BAT CROSSBOW. REMEMBER THAT IS A GADGET ON THE WALL WITH THE SUIT IN THE CAVE

@kylerobenhorst7242

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheKpa11 and then they cut off his head with the batcleavers!

@zoads82

3 жыл бұрын

Charles Dance should stay far away from this.

@kylerobenhorst7242

3 жыл бұрын

@@zoads82 as he should with most things he does

@BadBoyBeta

3 жыл бұрын

To hell with that! I want Charles Dance to come and play Alfred! Just to give EFAP more sorrow! LOL

"I'm a minority who had a bad life, so I *deserve* this gun!" And they couldn't argue with that. The End.

I find it ironic how despite being a gay black woman in poverty, Ryan still acts more entitled than literal billionaire, Bruce Wayne.

@namecomingsoon9517

11 ай бұрын

Because she has to work but Bruce only inherited his wealth as a small child watching his family be gunned down in the street. Like the privileged white man he is

@jorgefoyld8538

11 ай бұрын

Unintentionally based.

Anyone else remember when Julia brutally murdered a surrendering woman and it was never addressed again?

@rascoehunter3608

3 жыл бұрын

That is DC CW shows in a nutshell.

@fantasiazplatkami

3 жыл бұрын

Who? I dont recall

@hassathunter2464

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly? No. So much they pass on. Murdering stepmom? Nah, she has no blame. Killed Bruce Wayne? Who. Killed another person? Eh, it's fine.

@rascoehunter3608

3 жыл бұрын

@@hassathunter2464 CW having 20 episodes per season with incompetent writers contributes a lot to forgotten plotlines.

@peppermintbutler8205

3 жыл бұрын

F*** Julia, they try to make her some bada** agent but what has she done exactly? She failed to capture the Rifle the s****iest hitman twice, made deal with a criminal(?), get capture by a not trained fighter Hush in front of Crows HQ, gets stab by Alice in Crows parking lot... seriously just throw this character away

Can we get her to say "I'm part Blackwomen and part Batwomen" like it would fit the show already

@unpopularopinions7407

3 жыл бұрын

the actress already said as much on twatter

@patrioticcat5768

3 жыл бұрын

MAULER made that joke last year "batwoman is now blackwoman" is an sjw type voice.

@isplat927

3 жыл бұрын

@@unpopularopinions7407 Except when we say "The Bat is Black" we mean it in a joking way, not what Jaciva Leslie meant.

Imagine preaching to someone like LUKE, about race to his face no less! 😂

@DuranceBell

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, it makes sense. Luke forfeited his blackness when he didn't vote for Joe Biden. You'd know this if you read the comics.

@RogueFox2185

3 жыл бұрын

Hi Kitsune! I can’t wait for the second episode, it’s gonna be an interesting dumpster fire.

@prototismry

3 жыл бұрын

@@DuranceBell clearly Luke was not black once he casted his vote for the wrong person - some idiot

@sairamsairam63

3 жыл бұрын

@Proto Tismry stfu

@wheeliebin18

3 жыл бұрын

@@DuranceBell Luke was an intelligent graduate and a former soldier... there's no way he would have voted for Biden XD

You guys skipped over the best part, where Alice literally states “I have no motivation anymore, I’ve decided I just want to be random”

@spooplegeist5260

3 жыл бұрын

“rawr xD” - Alice, definitely

When watching this episode, I initially thought we would get some sort of arc regarding Fake Bruce that would span at least a few episodes. Then I remembered the breakneck speed Batwoman goes at, and I instantly knew this would be wrapped up in only one episode.

@brandonm1708

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair even though it feels like it should be, it lasted longer than I expected it to, because Luke should have noticed instantly that there was something wrong with him and that he probably wasn’t Bruce, with how weird he was acting

@isplat927

3 жыл бұрын

@@brandonm1708 Funny thing is, the same thing happened in the comics, Tommy using his surgeon skills to mask his normal face and a little bit of Clayface's mud. The Batfamily saw through his disguise but decided to use him to keep Bruce's identity safe after he died in Final Crisis.

@tinkertrainbreach

3 жыл бұрын

@@isplat927 Good times.

@tinkertrainbreach

3 жыл бұрын

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in woke groups." - Beorgo Baglin.

@TheNoonish

3 жыл бұрын

Having an arc following fake Bruce Wayne might have been the most interesting thing they could have done. It would have given Alice some resources to work with.

Again, more people probably watched this premier live then there were people watching the actual first episode's premier live.

@Ramsey276one

3 жыл бұрын

Smart choice

@dimitriwarchief301

3 жыл бұрын

........... k

@viscountrainbows6452

3 жыл бұрын

When a bunch of people from KZread living off of essentially donations and algorithms can regularly generate more interesting and well-produced content in their living rooms than Moneywood We on a mad one, lads

I'm invested in this show like I'm invested in GameStop

@arghanothername

3 жыл бұрын

Now there is a comment that most people won’t understand in a year.

@theredbanana6265

3 жыл бұрын

Dropped $20k and shooting for the MOON🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

@alduinthetyrant5225

3 жыл бұрын

I'm actually out of the loop on gamestop. What's happening?

@theredbanana6265

3 жыл бұрын

@@alduinthetyrant5225 Hedge funds have been working together with the media to screw over regular people, so a sub reddit organized(ish) to buy stocks from the companies the firms had bet to fail. Causing at least 5 billion in loss for the firms and a 1200% price rally for gamestop

@Krapvag

3 жыл бұрын

@@alduinthetyrant5225 selling shares you don't own can backfire

finally a new season of efap minis

@anthonys7311

3 жыл бұрын

Oh a short one. So 2hrs long?

For all of you keeping track of the number of people Alice has murdered, don’t forget the girl that was still in FakeBruce’s bed. When Alice murdered the first, FakeBruce’s angrily pointed out that she hadn’t come to the house alone. Considering that Alice then proceeded to stay in Wayne manor at her leisure while FakeBruce went off, it seemed pretty clear that she killed the other girl as well.

@SwiftNimblefoot

3 жыл бұрын

I wonder how that will affect Bruce Wayne' reputation. Wouldn't the police be all over Wayne manor looking for clues and then find the batcave...

@electricbayonet2

3 жыл бұрын

@@SwiftNimblefoot You'd think so, but that also brings up something else that has been confusing me. I had assumed from the moment it was revealed that the 'Batcave' under the Wayne Enterprises building was essentially an outpost created so Bruce wouldn't need to go all the way back to Wayne manor if he suddenly needed to Batman. So, fittingly, it's tiny and underequipped compared to what we understand about virtually every other version of the Batcave. This one has a couple display cases of underwhelming tech, a suit, and a computer console. At bare minimum, I assumed that the 'real' Batcave would be bigger and include the iconic Batmobile, to say nothing of all the other stuff we've seen there in other renditions of the cave. But then, not only is this bare-bones outpost increasingly referred to as 'the Batcave,' we get S2E1 revealing that the Batmobile was just behind a wall. Not only that, Crisis revealed that there totally _is_ a Batcave under Wayne manor, so...I have no idea what's going on. There's a tiny, stupid version of the Batcave in the wrong place that's being treated like the actual Batcave, but we're also supposed to understand that there's a real Batcave in the proper location that just never gets mentioned.

@papershadow

3 жыл бұрын

@@SwiftNimblefoot I actually wonder if they bothered to clear up that "Bruce" in this episode was Hush to the other characters, considering that investigating the murder or just having the media look into "Bruce Wayne is back?" stories would mean a lot of cover up work for 1 or Both Batcaves we know about (at Wayne Enterprises and at Wayne Manor). They already know about people with fake faces, so just chalk Hush up to "a guy with a fake face who wanted Bruce's resources", and that both protects real Bruce's reputation and means less stuff to hide.

The day has finally come.....the day of unbridled praise

"Just back in town and there's already a dead hooker in the mansion on his first night. Typical Bruce." "I'm the 357th black child that year whose mother died!" "That's a weird flex, but what does it have to do with stealing?" "The batsuit can only be penetrated by this kryptonite bullet!" "Was the suit made from Superman's skin? Did you flay one of the Supes when travelling dimensions? Did you went all Hannibal Lecter on us, Kate?" Or: "The batsuit can only be penetrated by this kryptonite bullet!" "That's a pretty small sized shotgun shell." "It was made to be fired from a special pistol." "Yeah, okay. But it can still work with my good 'ol trusty double barrel, right?" "Fake Bruce stole the batmobile!" "Can't you remote control it like the batsuit?" "Remote control a car? Like starting or stopping it with a push of a button from a distance? Who would think of that?" "It's my fault. I told Kate to fly to Mordor to destroy the bullet. I should have known, that there was a reason why Frodo didn't use the eagles!"

@RanMouri82

3 жыл бұрын

As much as I love the last one, Tolkien doesn't deserve to ever be mentioned in the same sentence as this shitshow.

Hot Take: Alice's horseshit plan to have Jakob shoot Batwomen is kinda hilarious and wished they ended season 1 with that.

@isplat927

3 жыл бұрын

Kate is telling Jacob that they are both on the same side before being shot in the head with the kryptonite gun then pulling her cowl. Jacob:Oh, this must be a skin mask trick, you won't get me Alice!!!

@TheKpa11

3 жыл бұрын

I will give them SOME, VERY LITTLE credit with the vague line of Jacob trying to find a bullet stronger to pierce the bat suit. Alice getting him that bullet would have had some credibility as a connection I think.

@saj-manthesonicfan1893

3 жыл бұрын

Oh absolutely. The ultimate "Whadjya bring me" XDDD Holy crap, do you realize that would have been, unironically, the greatest way to kill off Kate Kane? Have Jacob shoot her dead then find out as she's dying that she's Kate? Oh my gosh, that would have actually been interesting (and hilarious if we're gonna be honest XDDD)

@TheNoonish

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheKpa11 Yeah, at first it felt like an asspull, but then you realize they probably did have this planned out. Given that, why not just recast Kate Kane and pretend she'd always looked like that?

@TheKpa11

3 жыл бұрын

Bronnt Again though. They had a minor moment of sense, in the midst of blatant stupidity to have that point there. I’m just saying that there was enough for me to see that little connection point

Okay who spilt the tism milk 🦏🍼🍼🍼 -Bilbo Batwoman

"I'm a number. I'm the 327th baby of a black woman who died during childbirth that year." I can't believe they wrote that in. I'm so confused what this means or is supposed to mean. Obviously they phrased it poorly, but that's not what I'm talking about. How does that justify anything? She's supposed to be making an argument why her wearing a batsuit is a good idea. "I'm a number." doesnt mean anything. Anyone can say that. Why does is sound like she thinks that black women dying from childbirth is somehow someone else's fault? Why does she know how many black women died that year during childbirth? How do you even look that up? Why would you to begin with? What level of victim complex are you on, my dudette?

9,000 members in the subreddit vs 12,000 views in 90 mins🤣 We really may be the largest Batwoman fan community on the internet. REJOICE BROTHERS AND SISTERS!!!!

@isplat927

3 жыл бұрын

I am so glad, that subreddit sucks off the show so bad and trashed some of the Batwoman hate watchers (calling Thorias sexist/homophobic or alt-right even though I'm pretty sure Thorias leans left or in the middle)

@ivanthemadvandal8435

3 жыл бұрын

The Don watch over the toxic brood .

@popmonika

3 жыл бұрын

Also, critical drinker's review got more viewers than the actual episode, so yess.

@viscountrainbows6452

3 жыл бұрын

@@isplat927 Calling Thorias alt-right is about as accurate as calling me purebred French. Golly me these clowns need a new lexicon.

I'm black and I'm tired of the constant my actions are justified because I am a statistic narrative that these shows force in turning it into social/political commentary. I started reading the batwoman comics and Kate Kane was kicked out of the military because of the don't as, don't tell policy that was reversed in the obama presidency but they set this show after the obama presidency while the comics are set before so that was solely commentary dialogue. just sucks that we live in an era where social and political commentary are prioritized over a good story and good characters.

Guess Luke has to "calibrate" the batarangs for the new girl again.😂😂

I refuse to believe that ANYONE was more excited for Batwoman S2 than the Toxic Brood 👊🏼 🎉 🎊

Is 'Batwoman Historian' a title comparable to the illustrious title of 'Banescholar'?

@charmandyorton006

3 жыл бұрын

And darkness is the Baneteacher

@mccor002

3 жыл бұрын

For you...

@canaldecasta

3 жыл бұрын

Of course!

@Xehanort10

3 жыл бұрын

To be a Banescholar you must do backbreaking work.

Adopted mother:killed by blunt force trauma Ryan: well a few heart pumps should fix ya back up real good.

​fringy has remained true to his blood pact: all hail the froggo!

Can we please get hot Luke a decent career after this shitshow is over! That man deserves a hell of alot better than this.

@whiskeyhound

3 жыл бұрын

@Isle OfDonSpuart Dunno about regular guest, but in a bizarre move for an actor, there's not a single political thing on his twitter from the last week or so, unfortunately a lot of gushing over Batwoman so maybe he'd agree to turn up for a bit of an episode if people point out that he's one of the few things EFAP liked about the show.

They brought in Kevin Conroy for that SPECIFICALLY to piss people like us off.

@dimitriwarchief301

3 жыл бұрын

.... who

@MediumRareOpinions

3 жыл бұрын

@@dimitriwarchief301 you may not know the name, but Kevin Conroy is Batman in so many animated adaptations you'll probably know his voice.

With how insanely casual Alice is about throwing knives into random people's necks because of her daily pity-party rampages, it's a miracle to me that she hasn't been caught and detained or shot. Forensic science is _thoroughly_ advanced nowadays, and she just keeps murdering people in the worst possible places like they're just gonna fade out of existence like video game characters. I mean, seriously. Wayne Manor? Really? Like that girl's friend or her family or anyone who saw her on the way over aren't going to notice that she took a trip into Wayne Manor and just disappeared.

As was foretold by the ancient spiders, the tale of Batwoman continues. When we left off last season, the beloved yet terrible Ruby Rose had left the show, leaving our heroes distraught and concerned for the “quality” of the series. Alice was free, Mouse was dead, Mary was trying to help, Sophie was doing something, Luke was a Muffin, the Crows went to war against Batwoman, and the scene was set for Hush to take up the role of Bruce Wayne, much to the anger, disappointment, and NOUGH’s of our crew. With Javicia Leslie now taking the Mantle of Batwoman, MauLer, Rags, Metal and Fringy prepare themselves to reenter the putrid miasma of rancid writing and horrendous acting known Season 2. They are joined by fellow Batwoman aficionados JLongBone, HeelvsBabyface, and Critical Drinker, though who knows how long all of them will last. Will the 2nd season push this show into a new heights, or will the writing and acting serve to plummet the show into new depths? We do not know. All we can truly ask is of the CW’s Batwoman Season 2 is... Whadya bring me? EDIT: On an semi-unrelated note, Ruby Rose is to replace Ellen/Elliot Page in Buzzfeeds upcoming GamerGate movie 1UP, so that’s something we can look forward to!

@bipstymcbipste5641

3 жыл бұрын

THEY'RE MAKING A GAMERGATE MOVIE?!

@Leon-169

3 жыл бұрын

@@bipstymcbipste5641 Oh dear, you were in the dark on this one? Well, I’ll give you what little details I know. Buzzfeed, last year, went into production on a movie about the infamous event of GamerGate, titling the film 1UP. It was originally going to star Elliot/Ellen Page, but she left production and our favorite lesbian Ruby Rose came in to take the lead role. That’s really all I know about the movie, as I haven’t bothered looking into it at all

@bipstymcbipste5641

3 жыл бұрын

@@Leon-169 I can't believe that lesbians are talking the jobs of men, specifically trans men. I am OUTRAGED.........I stand by the fact that the only good thing that came of Buzzfeed is Ryan and Shane

@Daniel_C_Griffin

3 жыл бұрын

@@Leon-169 I'm sure they totally won't act in bad faith and continue to misconstrue what Gamergate was actually about and instead rely on smearing gamers as "ists".

Years later, still laughing so much to this!

The batmobile here looks like the starter car you'd race with in a Need for Speed game or Burnout...

They didn't even hear the best line " time to feel powerful"

@immelmannace4067

3 жыл бұрын

They also missed Jacob saying "what do you got for me" when he showed up at the crash site. I expected a WHAT'D YOU BRING ME in unison.

@dimitriwarchief301

3 жыл бұрын

@Immelmann Ace ;n; NOOOOOOO

I just rewatched all the batwoman EFAP minis in preparation for this momentous occasion

@HeyImRosko

3 жыл бұрын

It went by too fast for me, so I'm rewatching AFTER this as an efap methadone til ep 2.

@rascoehunter3608

3 жыл бұрын

I have been watching the Batwomen EFAPs backwards.

I don't know why but Jlongbone's profile pic looks like Judge dread is holding a baseball glove even though it's just a shoulder pad.

@matthiasthulman4058

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks, I can't not see that now lol

@PhillipOnTakos

3 жыл бұрын

@@matthiasthulman4058 your welcome lol

@RanMouri82

3 жыл бұрын

That would improve the current sorry state of baseball.

Bruce wayne spent years training in martial arts and his understanding of detective work with the intent of becoming a vigilante. He devoted himself to becoming Batman to a point where Bruce Wayne became the mask. (mind you, I'm pulling most of this from TDK trilogy since this show frequently invites comparison to it) Kate Kane was top of her class at a military academy she dropped out of and took some weird survivalist freezing water training. She decides to be Batwoman for the specific reason of saving her ex and then decides to stick with it. Ryan is an MMA fighter that got sent to a women's prison for 18 months and thinks that means she has a degree in criminal psychology. She wants the suit for revenge. TLDR: As the mantle passes, it seems that it requires less experience, training, and motive to be Gotham's protector. Honestly if you want to be Batman/woman, ask yourself this, can you get past Luke?

Jlongbones laugh is gold!

Imagine if they got Charles Dance to play Alfred - that would MAKE this show!

@fantasiazplatkami

3 жыл бұрын

Ohhh. Would make it worth looking closer at. But Charles Dance would not even take poop on this level show.

@papershadow

3 жыл бұрын

@@fantasiazplatkami He was in GB 2016, I think you can get him for any role that he can entertain himself playing.

@samwallaceart288

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine a Batman series where Alfred goes ape-mode at Bruce’s bullshit at least once per episode. Alfred just perpetually “... WHAT. ... _WHAT THE FUC-?!”_

@carmanstriker1853

3 жыл бұрын

"Master Bruce, you are simply much too injured to go out and fight crime tonight." "That's you opinion Alfred. Gotham needs Batman tonight." "That's not an opinion Master Bruce, it's a FACT."

@Hashbrown1682

3 жыл бұрын

"ANY WOMAN WHO CALLS HERSELF BATWOMAN IS NO TRUE BATWOMAN!"

Oh no she's even more unlikable than Kate. At least Kane was so cringe sometimes that it was funny.

@pumpernickelrye9736

3 жыл бұрын

She acts more entitled than a woman who literally comes home to inherit billions of dollars for no reason and opens gay bars to spite people. I didn't think it was possible but the CW is full of miracles.

@RanMouri82

3 жыл бұрын

On the flip side, at least this actress emotes.

@devildeer292

3 жыл бұрын

I dunno man, screaming over a smashed dead plant is pretty freaking funny

this serie really represents wokism : Ryan thinks she deserves the batsuit not because of what she thinks and what she does, but because of the number of her «victim cards», because of characteristics which have nothing to do with being a hero

@georgechapman9688

11 ай бұрын

She uses them like a yu gi oh master

I am so happy that AZ and Jlongbone are in the EFAP mini love there reaction video's to batwhaman season 1. Now they watch the insanity together.

@isplat927

3 жыл бұрын

I would have enjoyed Thorias Unlimited in this reaction as well, maybe in the place of Critical Drinker, I like him but he doesn't really fit with all of these Batwoman reviewers.

Remember when the batsuit was a tool used by batman to enhance his abilities (and hide his identity) and not the source of his potential to fight crime? That was a nice era in media. When heroes were made based on their personalities and desire to do good or punish crime and not actually based on what powers they had.

@creeperslayer241

2 жыл бұрын

Makes me think of that scene in Arkham City where you beat the shit out of Penguin and his goons, as Bruce Wayne, whilst handcuffed

The missile is going to come back in episode 6

@marknaidoo5819

3 жыл бұрын

That missile shot down Kate Kane's private jet.

@hassathunter2464

3 жыл бұрын

"The missile will return in Avengers 6"

@benjamingrant5970

3 жыл бұрын

The missile will use the veil of the force to enter the world between worlds,taking out Palpatine and preventing the sequel trilogy timeline.

@kylerobenhorst7242

3 жыл бұрын

@@benjamingrant5970 I would be happier with that outcome than what happened.

@clamstain

3 жыл бұрын

it'll be like the cow from the beginning of Earthworm Jim

Good to know that the first black Batwahmen got the KryptoClap, and she didn't even have to rub one of the two Lesbones

@EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher

3 жыл бұрын

Every time I think I'm out of EFAP, one of you in the comments always drags me back in.

Thank you Mauler for reminding me of Crisis on Infinite Earth. There is ONE good scene in that entire 5 part cross over and its when Smallville Superman punches Lex Luthor because he gave up his superpowers and kryptoniteis just a rock to him. Like RegularGuy superman still beating Lex's ass is funny (I liked Tom Welling a lot as a young clark)

I know fringy said there's no way there'll be a season 3 but consider this: do you really think the CW would have the stones to cancel a gay black woman? 🤔

@SteveSmith-ty8ko

3 жыл бұрын

There’s no way they don’t renew it again.

@blizzardregulus

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know, does the CW have anything pumping money to support this dogshit? Everything is awful on CW, they don't have anything to keep this on life support.

@dimitriwarchief301

3 жыл бұрын

... yeah probably just to shut you all up

@jakeboylan9493

3 жыл бұрын

@@dimitriwarchief301 well batwoman just got renewed for a third season so..... LOL

@jakeboylan9493

3 жыл бұрын

@@SteveSmith-ty8ko just got renewed lol

YES DO IT!!! I love how she is supposed to be homeless and have been so for a long time but she always has styled hair, perfect makeup, and wears new trending cloths and shoes in every scene. Oh gawd that scream when he killed her plant is the best. She didn't even scream like that when her parents were killed.

Favorite line from S1 EFAP coverage is still MauLer saying "down in the God damn diddly basement!" We miss you, Ned Flanders.

Javicia Leslie's character, Ryan Wilder can be summed up as: "Is it because I is black?" EDIT: Seems people don' naw de ref-fur-rense, innt bruv. Just keep it real or ya a batty boi. Westside, aiiiiiiiiiii!

@TheKpa11

3 жыл бұрын

AH HELL NAW

@wheeliebin18

3 жыл бұрын

Respec

@InceyWincey

3 жыл бұрын

Restecp

@ginge641

3 жыл бұрын

And it still is.

Fringy with his "nough" paper beating on the dude representing the show's production team is the best part of this video.

Also remember Terry McGuiness? The guy who had to earn the right to become Batman and when he stole the batsuit was paralyzed by the security override by Bruce Wayne himself and told to return the suit? Remember how he needed Bruce to guide him and how he had a cool personality of an optimist and was a smart ass and would make mistakes that got him in deepshit and forced him to grow as a person? He was a Whitney bitchy “muh oppression” token of the week and he damn sure didn’t get to push Bruce Wayne around. God what a world we live in.

"Don't [Try to save Batman] It [the electricity] will kill you" Says Supergirl, who had a recurring villain literally made of electricity who was unable to seriously harm her, has superspeed that she has previously used to put herself in the way of bullets from across a room. As she watches a man, who she needs to save to save the universe, get pushed into a generator and electrecuted to death over the course of eight full seconds.

"So we're not getting a Batwoman Season 3 I guess" Ohhhh boy who's gonna tell him...

@redbigun

2 жыл бұрын

Well, it definitely ain't getting a Season Four.

@kreese-yi2nb

2 жыл бұрын

@@redbigun I miss Batwoman already.

Someone should really do a video comparing Arthur talking to his social worker to Ryan talking to her parol officer. It says so much about the writers that when Ryan goes off on her parol officer how she's a victim and it's not her fault, it's everyone else's. It's *society's* fault. But in Arthur's scene the social worker comes back at him with the fact that no one is out to get him, it's just that no one gives a shit about him or her. Really makes you think.

@-JaggedGrace-

3 жыл бұрын

feels like Ryan's patrol officer is there because they thought maybe they shouldn't have their character deliver all their exposition by talking to a plant

@papershadow

3 жыл бұрын

What's even more thonk there is that Joker shows a lot of where Arthur's mindset is coming from. While blaming all of society is a leap, we do in fact see how people from several rungs of the social ladder wrong him over the course of the film, so it's easy to see how he thinks this even if you're like the social worker and don't believe it. So while Arthur obviously spirals to a deranged and broken killer, the film makes a point to show what he went through that turned him from a reasonably moral individual into the damaged individual he is by the end. Meanwhile with Ryan, it's mostly telling us this because we come in after the shit has happened, the only flashback we get is with Alice killing her adopted Mom (and she doesn't exactly represent the system), and she just jumps straight into Batwomaning (with the stolen suit from a PLANE CRASH) while patting herself on the back, so we barely see how Ryan herself interacts with the normal world outside that conversation. Essentially we only have Ryan's word to go off for how society wrongs her/people like her within what the story shows, and her behavior is so amoral in the episode that it really paints the idea she's biased or has a persecution complex, without any of the grounded-from-their-perspective evidence that Arthur emphasized.

@nathanielhill5887

2 жыл бұрын

@@papershadow so in other words the writers do not fumdentally understand the concept of show don't tell?

(19:03) Rags: "I came as soon as I heard Kate Kane died." (Shortly after, I returned to Gotham.) I swear I thought that was going to be a sex joke.

Hey DasBoShitt, thanks man. Seriously thank you. I cannot imagine the brain aneurysm you must have experienced editing this episode. So thank you for all your efforts and the fantastic editing.

@dimitriwarchief301

3 жыл бұрын

All it costs is his channel Sorry. Its just his a gmoder n stuff

JLongbone’s reaction to Rags’ “my boypussy” line is so hilarious.

Bruce Wayne in the past: "I'm leaving all behind. Whomever comes after may have my building, my corporation, my bank account, my Batcave, my Batsuit, all my gadgets. But not my car! No way in hell!"

21:46 Drinker was almost right, in the end Jacob didn’t go missing, but was imprisoned (in a world where no criminal goes to jail or stays in Arkham more than a few days 😂)

Ryan served 18 months in Blackgate, where she had to be "improving herself not just in body but also in mind" to survive. Well. All I'm saying if prisons produce martial artist criminologist masterminds then it's safe to say that the prison system does work.

What'd ya bring me?!

@He11Jumper

3 жыл бұрын

приятно видеть наших в чате

@tinkertrainbreach

3 жыл бұрын

@@He11Jumper Remember - no Russian.

@mala6238

3 жыл бұрын

Season 2. And 3, apparently.

@zeroclimberchannel

3 жыл бұрын

Рад видеть наших в комментах longman'a.

@gungrave254

3 жыл бұрын

Taco

Wanda vision has 225 million dollar budget, good actors, beloved comic book characters and the mcu backstory. What do we have? A gay bar, I think.

I'm here, almost a year after, just to say... "What you bring me?" :D

There's so many things wrong with how they wrote off kate... So I'm gonna list them! 1. Luke already knows how to destroy kryptonite. He literally did it in the finale of the last episode. 2. Does Kate have no form of communication with Supergirl? They've met twice now. There has to be some way to call her in during the next terrible crossover. Supergirl could fly over to her city in a matter of minutes. 3. If she wanted Supergirl's help to destroy the kriptonite, wouldn't she have to bring it with her? She brought her suit, so she surely isn't worried about getting caught with it. 4. Isn't Kate a billionaire? Surely security would be pretty airtight on her jet since she knows people like Alice would be out to get her. It wouldn't make sense if she was flying publicly, but surely it would be tough to know the exact flight Kate was on if that was the case. Maybe this will be explained with some offhanded line in the future, like everything else. 5. Why would they wait to blow the plane up once it got back to Gotham? If it's a flyable distance, that's a long time to wait. Once again, this one depends on how the explosion happened. 6. No matter how the plane exploded, wouldn't it be much easier just to take her out when she's just walking around? As the EFAP crew said, a plot sniper would be very handy. This show sucks. I hope it never ends.

I personally don’t find this season as funny as the first. That’s partly because the politics, and Batwoman herself, went from laughable to frustrating, but also because Jacob is so sad, maybe the only time the show has made me feel what I think it intended.

Iunno what's worse. That the batmobile is a c7 corvette with a terrible bodykit held on with sheet metal screws, or the fact that it couldn't outrun a 50 year old Ford Econoline with the 60 horsepower falcon six, weighed down as a fucking RV.

"it's all connected" All connected, yes, connected by random chance. Epic writing. :P I can almost see Alice going "yeah, I killed so many people, this was bound to happen", but that would almost make sense so, no. I wonder if Alice's character arc for this season will be, unironically, to learn to tie up loose ends.

I swear if she gets powers - lex got cancer with kryptonite so.....

@P.T.S.E.

3 жыл бұрын

They are setting her up to fight superpowered villains and the choice of the power that kills you dilemma.

@isplat927

3 жыл бұрын

@@P.T.S.E. So instead of using her smarts, wit and skills to defeat a super powered villain, she needs superpowers to fight a supervillain?

@MistbornTaylor

3 жыл бұрын

Did that happen in CW’s continuity?

@sephiroaone-of-nine101

3 жыл бұрын

@@MistbornTaylor no the animated show and comics

@MistbornTaylor

3 жыл бұрын

@@sephiroaone-of-nine101 oh well the cw doesn’t care about comics lol

First JLongbone's video and now the long awaited EFAP Mini. Batwoman is finally back!

You will all see the brilliance of the writers when they reveal the fact that the missile (that is missing) actually went into a wormhole and travelled back in time and hit the plane that crashed... This season is going to go full Nolan...

Wait a second...how old is Ryan, anyway? She's done time for drug-running, which is a good chunk of change in a prison, yet Alice appears to be the same age now as she was back when Ryan's adoptive mother was killed...wut?

I'm sure somewhere along the line, someone joked that the first episode of Batwoman Season 2 would have the new Batwoman rattle off social statistics in dialogue. Someone *joked* that. Yet here we are, and it's real.

@lordofthepizzapie9319

3 жыл бұрын

The nightmare becomes reality.

This is the only reason ive come back to efap in a while

@unpopularopinions7407

3 жыл бұрын

damn

@davidwilson6577

3 жыл бұрын

If you've no patience for the podcasts, the minis and movies tend to be very good.

@NoPantsBaby

3 жыл бұрын

Missed a lot of great content.

@sephiroaone-of-nine101

3 жыл бұрын

I have my reasons to I don't know yours - but some of their shit cringed me to wait for something else

@mala6238

3 жыл бұрын

They have their ups and downs lately. But this coverage is definitely a "up" to me.

The "look at our Gay Bar, we have a Gay Bar" moment (regarding progressive points), made my picture a rainbow-shirted John Hammond. "You have a Gay Bar? Say that again." "We have a Gay Bar!"

@InceyWincey

3 жыл бұрын

And now I have electric six in my head.

*plant dies Black Banther Woman: "Nough!"

In regards to the Kryptonite. In the comics the traditional green version is deadly to all Kryptonians but was harmless to humans. In the last 30 years the comics retconned that it was also hazardous to humans as well, not to the instant degree with Superman but long term exposure has terminal effects on humans; Lex Luthor once had his hand amputated because he wore a Kryptonite ring and over time he got cancer from it. The Smallville tv show used Kryptonite as a method that gave people powers which corrupted them to evil which gave Clark Kent villains to deal with every week. Chances are the Batwoman "creative" team are probably going with that approach.

Fringy at 49:00 when AZ mentions the ratings: "So we're not getting a batwoman season 3, are we ?" Me, now: "So that was a fucking lie"

15:43 Guys... that's just how CPR works. Step 1: Roll them face-up. Step 2: Lift the chin to open the airway. Step 3: Start compressions on the chest. Step 4: Cry out in a melodramatic fashion to try and convince their soul not to leave their body, and the cringier the better. Everybody knows that. Maybe you all need a refresher course.

DasBoSchitt is the BEST editor

What are the odds that the suit just happens to fall into the lap of another lesbian who has a reason to have a personal vendetta with Alice? That has to be every single lesbian in all of Gotham that shows up in this show

I've waited my whole life for this moment...

Why is the bat suit treated like beskar in mandalorian...

@stevesamuals2651

3 жыл бұрын

Because they don't have the budget to make multiple batsuits like the comics and shows.

@taman6415

3 жыл бұрын

Now they only need to show the batsuit blocking a lightsaber

@scottski02

3 жыл бұрын

@@taman6415 *batsaber

@wilmagregg3131

3 жыл бұрын

the kryptonite shitte is really pissing me off cause it really shows no one working on this show has read ANY combic in the last 50 years because KRYPTONITE IS A WEAK GLASS LIKE ROCK THAT CANT BREAK ANY METAL IT ONLY HURTS SUPERMAN BECAUSE ITS SPECIALLY RADIOACTIVE GOD. but no the dumb arse writers think its f ing adamantium from wolverine or they had batman someone build the batsuit out of supermans dandruff and dead skin

@popmonika

3 жыл бұрын

You don't need to have read a comic book to know how stupid the fact the batsuit's main weakness is kryptonite.

I'm disappointed they didn't comment on "Bruce" singing "Jingle bells. Batman smells. Robin laid an egg."