Eddie Izzard - Easter and Christmas

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Clip from Dress to Kill

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  • @seranonable
    @seranonable9 жыл бұрын

    We can't all do the big arms thing we'll look like a squadron of spitfires for fuck sake.

  • @FuzzyWhisper
    @FuzzyWhisper17 жыл бұрын

    I love this guy. Such great wit.

  • @tomitstube
    @tomitstube7 жыл бұрын

    "c'mon, loosen up judas."

  • @sudafedup
    @sudafedup16 жыл бұрын

    "Come on, lossen up Judas!" hahaha... Best part.

  • @kevnar
    @kevnar16 жыл бұрын

    "Well, what about a clockwork train?" LMFAO! That part kills me every time. That explains all the war and chaos in the world. We could all do something about it, but we're so busy distracted by our toys.

  • @helenkeller93083
    @helenkeller9308316 жыл бұрын

    -Ho ho ho baby Jesus. And what would you like for Christmas? -Peace on earth and good will towards men. -Welll, how about a clock-work train?

  • @astral365
    @astral36517 жыл бұрын

    "Nelson Mandela-type relaxed and groovy".

  • @cliftonkid
    @cliftonkid18 жыл бұрын

    God bless you for showing the world this fantastic comedy, really.

  • @lmordro
    @lmordro6 жыл бұрын

    Lol. I loved the hands at the end. "Fuck you Satan". Hilarious.

  • @do3807
    @do380710 ай бұрын

    Uploaded 2006? Holy smokes. 2006 was 17 years ago? DAMN

  • @interwebtheater
    @interwebtheater17 жыл бұрын

    I'm a Christian and I love this. I thought he was pretty respectful and I'd hardly think it was anything worth complaining about. Funny stuff.

  • @AtheistEve

    @AtheistEve

    2 жыл бұрын

    “fourteen years ago”. KZread has been going that long.

  • @theradgegadgie6352

    @theradgegadgie6352

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@AtheistEve YT has been going sixteen years this year.

  • @AtheistEve

    @AtheistEve

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@theradgegadgie6352 Seems like it had been going longer than that, even. I sometimes come across olde worlde uploads and wonder if the commentators are still commenting with their original names. You’re not Sharpless are you?

  • @theradgegadgie6352

    @theradgegadgie6352

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@AtheistEve No, I've never used that name. I've either used this or my real name.

  • @jchisholm1968

    @jchisholm1968

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes, because you can't really complain about the truth can you?. Remember what Jesus said? The truth shall set you free!

  • @Klamath2046
    @Klamath204617 жыл бұрын

    Hmm hmm hmm hmmmm? Brilliant.

  • @xtimqx
    @xtimqx17 жыл бұрын

    squadron of spitfighters.. lmao :D

  • @hitheresunshine
    @hitheresunshine17 жыл бұрын

    i've always wondered about the eggs. now i know. i thank eddie izzard with all my heart. thank you. XD

  • @SpiderkillersInc
    @SpiderkillersInc Жыл бұрын

    This sketch made me realize something; Jesus was born in winter, in a time traditionally associated with death and the cold, and died in spring, during a time associated with life and fertility.

  • @beno19900
    @beno1990017 жыл бұрын

    lol. Eddie Izzard is the best comedian I've seen in a loooooooonnnnng time.

  • @tinyturtlesoup
    @tinyturtlesoup17 жыл бұрын

    freaking brilliant.

  • @Scottydont66
    @Scottydont6617 жыл бұрын

    relaxed and grooovy way hey hey hey

  • @4Caprichos
    @4Caprichos9 жыл бұрын

    Sooo good! And a nice clip to share with your family and friends this Easter ;P

  • @MakeSomeNoiseAgencyPlaylists

    @MakeSomeNoiseAgencyPlaylists

    Жыл бұрын

    just imagine you vote for Brexit 😗😆😅🤣😂

  • @oliesbw
    @oliesbw18 жыл бұрын

    always makes me crease up !

  • @NinjaPrincessAlice
    @NinjaPrincessAlice16 жыл бұрын

    he has a point...an egg-laying rabbit gives you chocolate to celebrate death...

  • @Bstemoon
    @Bstemoon17 жыл бұрын

    this rocks!!

  • @caoimheriley9424
    @caoimheriley94242 жыл бұрын

    Happy Easter, good day to rewatch this... also good to be the 69th comment on a 16 year old video

  • @bubblebath91
    @bubblebath9116 жыл бұрын

    If u look at it, whatever his saying is kinda true. Its just in a funny manner n enjoyable for us.

  • @NewAgeEagles
    @NewAgeEagles17 жыл бұрын

    YA ROCK ON

  • @starlightandwander
    @starlightandwander18 жыл бұрын

    He rocks my socks!

  • @etip321
    @etip32116 жыл бұрын

    hahaha i love him < 3

  • @tonyarichards5430
    @tonyarichards54303 жыл бұрын

    Nothing makes me laugh harder than religion.

  • @lauxianlady405
    @lauxianlady40516 жыл бұрын

    "Come on, Judas. Lighten up!" lol! Nice!!! ^_^

  • @jmpms
    @jmpms17 жыл бұрын

    We can't all do big arms ROFL!

  • @jamieconboy
    @jamieconboy17 жыл бұрын

    absolutely!!! hehe neil had baked beans in the bath

  • @animelove8101
    @animelove810117 жыл бұрын

    heheh, he has a point! "jesus died for your sins" "yes i know its great!"

  • @phaniesparkle
    @phaniesparkle17 жыл бұрын

    I'd die to date Eddie just once & swap clothing!

  • @cartmann94
    @cartmann9417 жыл бұрын

    2:25? you mean about the squadron of spitfires? The spitfires were one of the british fighter planes of WWII. If you looked at the painting (or the DaVinci Code) you see the poses. The pianting reflects the moment when Jesus announces to his disciples that he's going to be betrayed by one of them.

  • @tylernathanialthomas
    @tylernathanialthomas17 жыл бұрын

    and straight

  • @NewAgeEagles
    @NewAgeEagles17 жыл бұрын

    well i think im the only canadian that watchs Eddie

  • @einundsiebenziger5488

    @einundsiebenziger5488

    2 жыл бұрын

    The only Canadian who* watches* Eddie.

  • @fallenmonkeytieryu
    @fallenmonkeytieryu17 жыл бұрын

    dude if there were of painting of jesus ina fun party pose'id be at church daily

  • @EddieIzzardownsall
    @EddieIzzardownsall17 жыл бұрын

    there is no need for people to hate eddie! hes amazing! he isnt disrespectful, i mean im church of england and anyone who watches izzard knows how much he rips on them so chill out and enjoy the comedy!:) "jesus died for your sins! ! yeah i know its great! *eats loads of chocolate!! heehee

  • @SirThinks2Much
    @SirThinks2Much17 жыл бұрын

    Hey Judie would you lend us a fiver? :D

  • @troglodyto
    @troglodyto17 жыл бұрын

    haha

  • @studio48nl
    @studio48nl2 жыл бұрын

    Hmm... there is copyright on the 'five golden rings' part... :think:

  • @Rumblepak_5
    @Rumblepak_517 жыл бұрын

    An american is posting these so no you aren't the only one. :)

  • @ksubero
    @ksubero17 жыл бұрын

    not sooo!!!! canadian number 2 right here!!!

  • @sigfriddo
    @sigfriddo17 жыл бұрын

    you mean "relaxed and groovy"?

  • @Rumblepak_5
    @Rumblepak_516 жыл бұрын

    Then why are you here?????

  • @jamieconboy
    @jamieconboy17 жыл бұрын

    bill bailey? lee evans? george carlin?

  • @f426b
    @f426b17 жыл бұрын

    forget peace on earth, i don't care! hahahaha

  • @thezero93
    @thezero9317 жыл бұрын

    I never understood why Santa and bunny rabbits are associated with Jesus either

  • @adi87tya
    @adi87tya17 жыл бұрын

    Nah I think it has roots in a Germanic north european pagan tradition

  • @nostratosphere
    @nostratosphere6 жыл бұрын

    It is not a guy, it has a cosmic origin

  • @Manekdk
    @Manekdk17 жыл бұрын

    he's a christian himself, therefore he can do this stuff, i'm not therefore i can't. it's like how hispanic comedians can make fun of hispanics and white guys can't

  • @garnwalkerstables
    @garnwalkerstables2 жыл бұрын

    Such a shame he us so extreme these days. I absolutely loved his humor in these days.

  • @misstrussteLgbTq
    @misstrussteLgbTq10 жыл бұрын

    Funky as in the style of music that white boys should play or apparent smell of elephant?

  • @zerocorpse5024
    @zerocorpse502417 жыл бұрын

    Yeah. Because he entrusts all his personal information to a bloody STAGE HAND. Maybe you and the caterer can get together and explain the deeper workings of his psyche for us? Git.

  • @envioushate
    @envioushate17 жыл бұрын

    Hes a transvestite that doesn't mean hes gay.

  • @PeterRoss2004
    @PeterRoss200416 жыл бұрын

    HAHAHAHAH .... "if you were from a non speaking English country OR the USA".... It is better than Eddies stuff

  • @ryanag123
    @ryanag12317 жыл бұрын

    No, he is an atheist.

  • @eventhorizon
    @eventhorizon17 жыл бұрын

    Umm, yeah- do your research. It isn't just an act, watch any interviews with him... even ones where he's dressed as a man. He doesn't joke around about it in interviews, he's very matter of fact about it, and it's caused him more problems than anything over all. With the exception of a handful of jokes, his comedy has nothing to do with how he dresses.