I love this sort of disheveled energy people. They're always intuitive in the most unique ways.

@wayne20uk

3 жыл бұрын

Hes pissed usually thats why lol

@differous01

3 жыл бұрын

Dave Allen paved the tipsy way, Moran took up the intoxication & Critical Drinker takes it to the movies.

@rhysbaker7456

3 жыл бұрын

I mean he has built his whole career on that idea

@learntogrow1375

3 жыл бұрын

Yeh, he's just irish

@221b-Maker-Street

3 жыл бұрын

If you haven’t already, check out _Milton Jones._ Disheveled with added bewildered. 😬

He has become my favorite comedian. He is like Carlin but without the overpowering delivery. Like a friend talking to you

"Check him out before he kills us" lives in my brain rent free 🤣🤣🤣 So true

"Bake me a cake or go away" - yes. No nonsense. Only cake.

Lovers' dialogue being "a very bad science fiction film written by nature" is ... soberingly hilarious 😅

@BothHands1

4 жыл бұрын

seriously, it definitely took all the air out my lungs for a second.

Do NOT watch while drinking tea. Repeat: do NOT watch while drinking tea.

@L2Xenta

4 жыл бұрын

Is the tea too hot ?

@presentfuture7563

4 жыл бұрын

@@L2Xenta Ha no but Dylan's on fire! I both choked and sprayed the screen at the shark's mouth comment

@L2Xenta

4 жыл бұрын

@@presentfuture7563 Ye sadly that doesnt happen too often to me... so he was onto something there with some of his jokes... But I had no tea or coffee and was safe.

@shar1ngthemusic

4 жыл бұрын

Hehe 😆 if you do, take the tiniest sips 😁

@bananapete

4 жыл бұрын

For the Americans out there, do not watch while drinking milk.

Bake me a cake or go away is a solid mood.

"They don't know that that dialogue is just from a bad science fiction film from nature." There are some really great poetic descriptions of love around, but this has got to be up there with them.

Oh my gosh! How have i only just discovered him? He is BRILLIANT!!!

@davidshipp623

2 жыл бұрын

Watch the series Black Books you won’t regret it.

@trishayamada807

2 жыл бұрын

I’m later than you; just found him on KZread today and am binge watching!

I totally love Dylan Moran. Always have. Always will. He is intelligent & funny. And handsome. Trifecta. Thank you Dylan for your unique visions.

When we were leaving the hospital with our first born, my husband looked at me and asked if it was legal for them to let us take a baby home without any proof we know what we are doing. The first months you really are shocked.

Those moments when he plays having forgotten why he is on stage --BRILLIANT...

I know he kinda stumbled into the shearing the bed bit...but honestly that was the best part! XD

I once bought a toaster while drunk. And you know what? I shouldn‘t have...

@thecanucklehead3034

4 жыл бұрын

xXWastlXx forshame

@ol2510

4 жыл бұрын

have you no shame?

@cherylsmith4826

Жыл бұрын

😃😃😃

A great Irish storyteller.

@sparkythemagicpiano2867

2 жыл бұрын

Most of his work was for British TV though, and he lives in Britain, and has lived there for most of his life. Edit: fixed autocorrect error.

Well, I met my husband at uni accommodation through friends, totally and utterly sober, playing billiards and warcraft, because I'm that much of a nerd. Proud though :P

@bid84

3 жыл бұрын

Did you play with his warhammer?

God - here is the perfect man. Coffee all over the laptop again :)

7:26 What do you want for breakfast, darling? I want sugar fried in honey No, we have fruit and bread and wholesome things like that I love you daddy I love you too; sugar you say, I'll be right back

I taught myself to read and speak English. I find his English speaking is the best I have ever heard. They say he is Irish but he speaks English much better than Englishmen themselves!

This man seems very sweet! I look forward to hearing more of his standup.

My head is full of so many strange images.... this guy is just brilliant at creating the right scene... I remember he was in that British comedy series Black Books... must have read every single book in that shop.... brilliant

@user6d2a05

4 жыл бұрын

Francelee Paris yes he is AND you can watch the series here on yt for free! :)

@lostsoul4021

2 жыл бұрын

he might have swallowed the little one😅

My family wanted me to become a bed shearer, but I wool not.

@nnamdionyeneke3374

4 жыл бұрын

Puntastic

@JacquelineUnderwood

4 жыл бұрын

I agree, bed shearing just seemed baa’d to me.

@Tommy-vf4wr

4 жыл бұрын

^way to be a part of the flock

@Felix-dx2qw

4 жыл бұрын

My family wanted me to be a singer, but I said NO! And now I'm Bed Sheerin

@zootsoot2006

3 жыл бұрын

Better leave the comedy to the British and Irish my German friend.

🤣🤣🤣 so drunk you can't even read your own face.....is just one the many lines that he describes my adult life in just a few minutes 💛

He looks drunk which makes it more hilarious lol

@user6d2a05

4 жыл бұрын

Thu An Nguyễn he is. he's Irish 😆

@pablomuzzobar8940

3 жыл бұрын

He is drunk

@omgdisfunny4852

3 жыл бұрын

Every british comedian from this era was always drunk while performing

@laraking804

2 жыл бұрын

@@pablomuzzobar8940 he’s not. I’ve met him. He over emphasises this on stage but he’s pretty much always like that even now as a teetotal.

The funniest, cleverest man - love love love Dylan Moran ❤️

Thank you for cheering me up by way of this clip, Mr Moran. (I usually turn to Black Books or Seinfeld). Muchas gracias!

@edwardfletcher7790

3 жыл бұрын

Have you tried Bottom & Black Adder ?

Bottoms with 4 actual pockets, that actually fit things in! Is it that much to ask for? Sometimes girls want to be men too!

@merlinious01

2 жыл бұрын

Don't have to be a man to buy cargo shorts.

@Enjyu_666

2 жыл бұрын

@@merlinious01 Absolutely! And that has always been my go-to option, but very often occasion calls, my boss wouldn't be impressed if I showed up in a pair of those, for an instance 😂

@merlinious01

2 жыл бұрын

@@Enjyu_666 Why? Is there a work uniform?

@Enjyu_666

2 жыл бұрын

@@merlinious01 dress code. Can't show up in just about anything. But that's not the point. Often, as I mentioned, occasion calls, so be it work or event, while a pair of jeans might be passable for the said occasion, it's hard to find a comfortable one. The standard is very different from the men's, and that can be very frustrating. It's not just one thing, it's the whole understanding, "norm", industry, combined 🤷

"My Viddoodium is pointing at your Ther-nungulator," Oh, freddled gruntbuggly! Thy micturations are to me, as plurdled gabble-blotchits on a lurgid bee!

@victoriaedwards5194

4 жыл бұрын

Aaaaggghhh! Throw me off the spaceship!

@Opti-Mystic

4 жыл бұрын

"RESISTANCE IS USELESS !"

@roel.vinckens

4 жыл бұрын

@@Opti-Mystic Futile.

@khymaaren

4 жыл бұрын

@@roel.vinckens Only if you don't have your towel.

@victoriaedwards5194

4 жыл бұрын

I misplaced my towel after one too many pangalactic gargleblasters 😔🍹🍹🍹

"Check him out before he kills us!" One of the best lines, ever. But seriously, why are the Nazi uniforms so hot?! Oh, the shame.

They could not spell their own face 😂

Dudley Moore and Eddie Izard had a Irish baby.

I've always been single. I've had a few relationships, but could never 'shack up'. I don't understand how anyone can compromise so much of themselves. I can't even commit myself to a pet because 'what if I want to go skiing this weekend?'.

Il love his accent so much

😆He's been this nerdy woman's mind candy for years. Shearin' the bed?! Just brilliant 💛

I've seen him live in Prague. The second-best stand up I've ever been to.

@AnnaPxx

3 жыл бұрын

Which was the best? I'm curious now but maybe you prefer not to say under his video - if so I'll understand

@neestovekin8251

3 жыл бұрын

Yea, who did the best? Don't leave us hanging like this 😂

@Arrynek01

3 жыл бұрын

@@neestovekin8251 Bill Burr was the top. His live is just brutal. Uncut, uncensored... It's epic. I had a hard time breathing.

@SmallSpoonBrigade

Жыл бұрын

@@Arrynek01 That doesn't surprise me, he's one of my favorites, but I haven't been to see him.

Dylan, you remind me of Dave Allen, that is the greatest compliment I can give you!! You’re feckin brilliant 😁x

@exsappermadman25055

4 жыл бұрын

High praise indeed Mary!.....

@Analiffey1916

4 жыл бұрын

ExSapper PissedOffInLockDown, if the cap fits 😉

@exsappermadman25055

4 жыл бұрын

@@Analiffey1916 Dave was/is awesome, Dad got me interested. Dylan is more esoteric and a bit loopy!. All the better for it though....

@Analiffey1916

4 жыл бұрын

ExSapper PissedOffInLockDown, your da had good taste!

@exsappermadman25055

4 жыл бұрын

@@Analiffey1916I would imagine my wee Ma agrees!....Hahahaha.....Dave had the balls of a lion doing the kind of comedy he did at the time of the troubles in Ireland, and he did it in a way that you would hardly notice. Geniuarse!.....

Dylan has the best delivery of any comedian.

Truly one of the best.

I love Dylan only secondarily to George Carlin. He is absolutely fabulous. He is genius. Thank you for your brilliance.

@markirish7599

2 жыл бұрын

You have cool taste in comedian's 💚🇮🇪 both are Irish

Dylan., you truly are brilliant.! Thank you for sharing your amazing wit and original genius! 👏👏👏🤣👍🏻

6:00..thank God I'm divorced 😂😂😂

How true it is, from 3:33 in...nailed it, Dylan!

I just happened upon him today and he is brilliant. It has allowed me to have some levity

Dylan you are brilliant 😂😂😂😂🌸

Is it just me or...does he look like a younger version of Colin Firth?

@keennickolas8575

4 жыл бұрын

He indeed does :3

@alexandrinaaa1274

4 жыл бұрын

To me he looks like older Lewis Capaldi, his whole energy and style of humor too

@kevinngoya5

4 жыл бұрын

He's just a younger Dave Allen

@distinctloafer

3 жыл бұрын

Quentin?

@margaritam.9118

3 жыл бұрын

Keen Nickolas also Matthew MacFayden

Absolutely genius

My favourite Irish comedian 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪

Love this ~

He has Eddie Izzard's cadence.

@221b-Maker-Street

3 жыл бұрын

Eddie Izzard meets Dave Allen. The incredulity and upwards inflection being pure DA - probably the Irish lilt to some degree.

OMFG THIS WAS AWESOME EPIC

He's incredible

Love him! Xxx

pure genius :D

Hey Dylan Moran, my great great grandfather came from Ireland, Thomas Moran. Hey Cuz💚

Such clever comedy... he's massively intelligent ... very intriguing - he is brilliant - he needs to come home to Ireland more 😀

Men would like to know what its like to always be right about everything :-)

@warfightersanonymous7760

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This dude was the shoplifter in Notting Hill. "You belong in jail".

Very funny stuff.

7:20 my favorite xD

Shear that bed before crawling in ... 😂

I love him:-D

"they could not spell their own face" XD

Just eat your food and let me love you don't speak hahahaha

..Sugar,you say ? I’ll be right back.

Bake me a cake 🧁, dress like a French pastry 🥐. Brilliant references to food 🍱.

is he on the show Black books

@aliceunderground1620

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@estherisnotcool

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

The funniest thing to me is the lady at 5:24 who looks totally unamused.

@Vool2go

3 жыл бұрын

haha she's all wooly 6:26

@shade5541

3 жыл бұрын

she doesn't speak Irish

She - I love you. Me - I love you too babe. She - But I love you more. Me - Ok. Trick is to know when you have been defeated

@mermaidmoon2254

3 жыл бұрын

...And know she's going to wonder why you aren't the one who loves more xD we're a bit crazy like that

LOLOLOLOLOL My husband is deployed!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL Yes it is the uniform!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hilarious

German army were dressed by Hugo Boss

@chorusofoddities

3 жыл бұрын

And Adidas

Something that looks like it's hanging out of the side of a ohmygod that's the funniest thing I've ever heard

😂😂😂😂

Fucking hilarious, this. Also, true.

Reminiscent of a young Dave Allen.

Bake me a cake or go away Yes

My drunk introduction to my wife. Hi, I'm Butch and I'm fucked up!

I can say with authority, I as a Gay Man do NOT want to be a Woman. Women have a whole set of problems to deal with on an every day basis that I could not even begin to address, so I would lie in bed for my entire life. As A Man, I can get by without having to make the effort. Women Literally DO Everything, and men are along for the ride.

@mrginge143

4 жыл бұрын

Simp

@mrginge143

4 жыл бұрын

Glenna Smith fine you want an argument, of course men make an effort, we build houses and fight the wars. Life isn’t easy for men, nor is it easy for women. I don’t like the implication that men just stroll along through life while the women pick up the pieces as if they were just children, both sexes have very real tasks, very real contributions and very real struggles which the other sex doesn’t have. Is that better?

@mrginge143

4 жыл бұрын

Glenna Smith “as a man, I can get by without having to make an effort” that’s what the original comment said, in my mind he’s very much saying the women do everything and the men don’t, and I don’t agree that what women do is undervalued.

@sophitsa79

4 жыл бұрын

@@mrginge143 I understand it would be hard for a straight man to take. Truth is, men are good for a second income and light entertainment. Most women definitely work harder than most men

@mrginge143

4 жыл бұрын

Sophie Vasiliadis you’re kidding, right? I understand “haha straight guys are proud so let’s be patronising” how do you even quantify who works “harder”

I would like to be a dolphin.....

Suuuuurrrrreeeeeee you would........

Dylan Moran as sherlock holmes?

You must first... be a french fancy

Everyone wants leadership without responsibility.

Lol the way he speaks is similar to ragnar lothbrok

FUCKING LEGEND!!! 💚🇮🇪☘️

If you like this you'll love Black Books.

At least my partner knows that i'm with him for love, not some biological drive, because I'm Ace. Any other Aces out there?

@seizensteins9476

3 жыл бұрын

Hello fellow ace 👋

@Em-gj2sg

2 жыл бұрын

Love is a biological drive

@DreamBelief

Жыл бұрын

​@@seizensteins9476 hi :) hope you're well

I don't think so, I'd never pull it off.....

He is handsome here

Don't you think he sounds a lot like Eddie Izzard?

His style is damn close to Dave Allen!!

@kalikalimai1

4 жыл бұрын

Is it the Irish in them?

@catherinebutler4819

4 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same - some of those vocal mannerisms could have been Allen.

@pseudonayme7717

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, it's the booze in them 😄

Marine uniform looks a hell of a lot better ! 😅 Ohh wtf lmfao ! Yes to ask questions is nice ! Ok, to be a leader o_0 theirs passive that leads the way o_0 then theirs submissive that hides and cowardly acts without standing firm in what you believe in ! Compromising between each other to be equal to make things work if your both Actually doing things together like holding hands while walking actually work together actually naturally share things & get along or find patience when they test you or if they don't test you but it just seems like you get them," that's great when your actually able to be like that !...

If you are new to Dylan, do your research. Hes fucking funny and this is a small example...."I have tried to get home with the downies"......This vid is a small example I mean.....

The spiel for this is wrong. Moran was not the sole creator of Black Books, it was him and Graham Linehan, and there were 5 writers including him and Linehan.

The despicable truth.

Just to be able to say the kinds of things they say...

I mean yeah thats basically why i transitioned.

True about nahzi germany: Chitller got a ton on female votes.

To all the people trying to read meaning or interpret some socio political commentary from this; its comedy, its designed to make people laugh, that it, shove your confirmation bias where the sun don't shine

As a fat, bald, middle aged, divorced alcoholic father of three living with Parkinsons and Colitis I don't care what women want and I invented self-isolation. Top that for fecked up.

@pseudonayme7717

4 жыл бұрын

You win! 😃😄

@mrjimmbo

4 жыл бұрын

At least you live near the beach