So this is where the lengendary intense floppy wiggle comes from.

@rockinslugz

9 жыл бұрын

Soda Sama It's Osaka! :D

@MiotaLee

8 жыл бұрын

+Soda Sama Worth watching if only for that part.

@zayaannashrid1374

8 жыл бұрын

+Soda Sama Yes! See. YOU DID LEARN SOMETHING! Now can i have a soda please?

@AlfredJoshuaYsaisDizon

8 жыл бұрын

........................?

@Phagastick

7 жыл бұрын

Soda Sama okay

"Heat it up until it's so hot you can't drink it. Then drink it." Me every time I make tea.

@MadameSomnambule

Жыл бұрын

Me every time I make coffee

Don’t think I actually ever watched this video before, but with myself binging his videos now, time to experience something new.

@chalaars2939

4 жыл бұрын

Same here

I love the original intro- it looks so 90's, also- dear god his hair

@connorthedovahkiin6859

8 жыл бұрын

IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL!!!

@marsvolta79

8 жыл бұрын

I love it to, we will miss it...

@HIAmerica31

7 жыл бұрын

OMG I NEVER NOTICED HE CHAGNED IT AND IVE WATCHED AND REWTCH ALL(no good English

@piperformerlycassette

7 жыл бұрын

+hiamerica31 Your English is better than mine is at some points in my life. That English is pretty good.

@BigBoo64

7 жыл бұрын

I Don't Know Gaming Long hair Jared is bae.

Nice balance of funny, informative, while being entertaining the entire time. Way to rock, Jared.

@nelsonnicholson6175

2 жыл бұрын

hi completionist

@renewagain6956

Жыл бұрын

"Bears!"

@mathewpercy3292

3 ай бұрын

Way to steal $600,000 over ten years @thatonevideogamer

Who came to see Jared shake a floppy disk vigorously?

@Majoridox

8 жыл бұрын

Nope.

@mrcavetroll7268

8 жыл бұрын

me...

@vaughnbarroga1824

8 жыл бұрын

+Landon Wilson just mash the 1 key

@justinshepherd3098

8 жыл бұрын

+ArthemistheSwordsman LOL

@doctormutilator5831

8 жыл бұрын

ArthemistheSwordsman nigga you gay

I’m gonna bring some positivity. Love ya jared

ProJared has literally not changed at all in four years. Amazing.

@GoogleRuinsAnythingItTouches

7 жыл бұрын

DarthRushy You literally don't know the definition of literally.

@DarthRushy

7 жыл бұрын

monkeywolfe I was obviously exaggerating. But you have to admit that compared to other reviewers, his style and looks have changed very little.

@Skallva

7 жыл бұрын

DarthRushy Um, no, it was not obvious. At all. Not to mention I don't think there was really anything to exaggerate.

@DarthRushy

7 жыл бұрын

Pete Well, if you say so.

@jftemple44

7 жыл бұрын

Pete you must be fun at parties. Ever feel better about your life after correcting someone on the internet? Didn't think so.

My marathon of rewatching, liking, and commenting on every Jared video continues. Video nine

Spreading love int he comments as I watch this video!

@MrMuxix

4 жыл бұрын

You have a nice day!

@DankLordDemaar

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrMuxix You as well!

Haven't watched any pro Jared videos until I saw the redemption video. New fan here.

Projared yas been redeemed who else is rewatching his content?

@LittlePlant888

4 жыл бұрын

I've never given him a chance, but since he made his redemption video, I gained a newfound respect for him, and so I started watching his game review videos. I must say, I wish I would have watched projared a long time ago.

@sammaxgoof8507

4 жыл бұрын

Anchovy Pizza im glad hes gaining new fans after all this his content was always good

@deanxile

4 жыл бұрын

Am on the run to watch all of his video

@nandabun

4 жыл бұрын

@@LittlePlant888 Since you understand who Jared is, look keep his Super Mario RPG April fool's. 😂😂👏

"Look at all the Q merchandise he's been selling!" hits different in 2021.

@SomeGuy-yl1bx

2 жыл бұрын

Damn, beat me to it… by nearly a year…

@jacklajoie9126

Жыл бұрын

someone explain this to me, please?

@FMCybear

Жыл бұрын

@@jacklajoie9126 i dont get it either lmao

@SeanORaigh

Жыл бұрын

@@jacklajoie9126 it's referring to the q anon conspiracy theory that absolute crazies believe.

There is a real existential gloom to the fact that the whole thing just repeats... 'Secret Island of Dr. Q' is like the 'Waiting for Godot' of 90s edutainment titles!

When the nostalgia hits just right

I didn't know that my head would explode from nostalgia when I woke up today. I didn't know.

@jameslshelton

8 жыл бұрын

right?

"Look at all the Q Merchandise" . Oh this will age perfectly fine 100% like wine and scotch.....totally.

This game was what taught Projared his detective skills

Jared mentioned Reader Rabbit I never felt so must nostalgia in my entire life

@Tolman18

9 жыл бұрын

I agree! Elementary school was great when I had computer learning time!

@johnnymccraze

9 жыл бұрын

"A KING THAT CAN'T READ?!?!?"

@LoafingtonBloke

9 жыл бұрын

Danielle Darling the nostalgia is just drowning me...* blub blub blub*

@LoafingtonBloke

9 жыл бұрын

Danielle Darling the nostalgia is just drowning me...* blub blub blub*

@olligreen3781

9 жыл бұрын

Danielle Darling Is it bad that I wanna play it now? ... [Grabs CD.] PLEASE WORK ON WINDOWS 7!

"it did make me start to irrationally hate starfish though! REGENERATING BASTARDS!" -ProJared 2012

No matter what game you're talking about, even if it's a game I've never heard of, you never fail to entertain me with your videos. Keep it up!

holy doly, an actual floppy disk!?!? THAT'S 20+ YEARS MAN!!!!

@pablotay122

10 жыл бұрын

good for you. why do i care?

@KellySmith555

10 жыл бұрын

***** 1/4 of the average human life actually is pretty old...when you think about it.

@pablotay122

10 жыл бұрын

also i have had only one computer EVER that was able to run those things...so not much history with them

@KellySmith555

10 жыл бұрын

***** That completely ridiculous you know. Something that is considered a 'long time' is only considered that because it is a relative term. Long is a subjective word. A 20 minute walk is nothing to most people but to a mayfly that only lives 30 minutes that's 2/3 of his life. It is a big deal. When things are made relative to the situation they are then placed into perspective. If you measured your life in light years and estimates on how long the universe has existed, than yeah, it wouldn't be a long time, but we as human beings don't do that. We count the minutes, we count the seconds, we have to be at work at 6 am on the dime or we get fired. There is nothing within out lives that makes the length of time the universe has existed in anyway significant or relevant to our every day lives, thus its not relevant. Because the word long is subjective, 20 years is a long time to a human being no matter how long the universe existed. We humans see it as long and thus it is. I'm not sure what entity would consider it "nothing', but its certainly not a human.

@KellySmith555

10 жыл бұрын

***** Sure, whatever you say Froosti. Relativity doesn't mean a thing as long as the numbers are big, right?

I had the most awesome 3rd grade teacher . He had 28 computers , one for every student. Every single day for one whole year we got to play educational games for 2 hours.

@muscularmouse

10 жыл бұрын

I bet you learned soooo much from the 3rd grade.

@dragonsorcerer285

10 жыл бұрын

muscularmouse Depending on the game, and the teacher, educational games could actually end up teaching kids more than they would learn in school alone. It's really a matter of finding the right game at the right difficulty level.

@muscularmouse

9 жыл бұрын

Ian Knight Yeah, but I'm pretty sure that after 1 year, it wouldn't be educational anymore, and rather just routine. The way I see it, the teacher was just being lazy and didn't want to teach.

@dragonsorcerer285

9 жыл бұрын

muscularmouse If you look at the original poster's comment, it was only for 2 hours a day. The rest of the day would be spent with normal lessons, so they likely used the games as supplemental learning to help the kids learn easier. Also, there are many educational games out there. The teacher could increase the difficulty level throughout the year to keep the students challenged, and could change the game to match whatever lesson they were teaching at the time.

@tylerloan6604

3 ай бұрын

​@muscularmouse I'd rather do lazy computer work over lazy paperwork any day, computer games would definitely be more engaging instead of a test or homework

Anyone else realize that Jared sort of sounds like Guybrush Threepwood?

@qinyunyi8036

9 жыл бұрын

Damn, he even looks like him

@bricescott7152

9 жыл бұрын

SpiderDash Thank you SpiderDash! I thought I was the only one who saw it and this was driving me nuts!

@krackerjackism

9 жыл бұрын

SpiderDash damn that's a good comparison. I had to look him up-- and Yeah! He sounds just like him.

@antipsychotic451

9 жыл бұрын

Speaking of Monkey Island, I just realized that "The Secret Island of Dr. Quandary" is a similar title to "The Secret of Monkey Island" (the game with Guybrush in it). Conspiracy nuts, have at it.

@ThatOneIrishPerson

9 жыл бұрын

+SpiderDash Projared has to cosplay him now at the next upcoming event. (Blonde Projared)

i grew up primarily with the jumpstart series.

@JaelinBezel

2 жыл бұрын

I had a copy of a big thinkers game

Work's done, more Projared binging!

I forgot how many I have watched. But will.continue til you come back.

Yes! This was my favorite game back in the day! So much fun!

This seems like the perfect game to write a creeypasta about

@doopdoop1601

10 жыл бұрын

*w* write it....

@magnusseimolsen5400

10 жыл бұрын

Miki Takagami i'm a terrible writer.

@jerrysmith8814

4 жыл бұрын

WE NEED IT!

9 down. So many more to go.

@animeblade15

3 жыл бұрын

I actually fall asleep with his videos playing as bsckground noise, so half his views are cuz of me 😂

Let's double the views everywhere in his channel!

"People who are smart get into Mensa, people who are really smart look around and leave." - James Randi

Seeing Jared happy in the into makes me happy ^^

The game of him is for everyone of her moves you take enough to complete four I think

90s edutainment games have a distinct charm to them that can't be replicated.

I sure love watching ProJared while playing Minecraft on Sunday nights. Or any nights. You rock, Jared.

How's the Jared binge going for you?

@darksdeath

4 жыл бұрын

Just fine

I always played Zoombinis as a little kid, it was the educational game I liked the most.

@chaosinc.382

7 жыл бұрын

Zoombinis are the shit man

@fronk6800

7 жыл бұрын

WolfyFifi all I know about Zoombinis is Brutal Moose's video on it

@criesingemini4095

7 жыл бұрын

It's a freaking amazing game and I love it so much. I still play it to this day, actually.

I was born in the 2000s, but watching ProJared's videos genuinely feels like getting transported to the decades before me. Thanks for giving us the opportunity to experience an era that some of us missed out on.

"Is your name Hostess? Cuz' THAT was a Zinger!" I almost fell out of my chair from that one. Well done, Jared.

i remember playin' this game at my elementary school. the nostalgia factor, man... it was high.

@DBZWii09

10 жыл бұрын

dont we all, my friend.

@samwill7259

10 жыл бұрын

DBZWii09 Take it from someone who was recently in it. It's not that good.

@Arkantolas

10 жыл бұрын

***** Yeah! My only problems were the constant bullies...

@dragonsorcerer285

10 жыл бұрын

***** Just remember that the kids in elementary now are facing a school system that's been getting worse every year. They probably don't have educational games allowed in some schools because they're too busy giving them standardized tests.

"there's no challenge, it's just dodging lasers." Yeah you don't hear that too often

I love how the entire video while he was complaining that the game was hard, he didn't realize that he chose the doll that clearly means he chose the hardest setting.... I didn't even play the game and I knew that XD

@OtioseFanatic

10 жыл бұрын

He knew lol, right off when he read the name he said "I see what you did there." He just played it up because hey, seeing youtube gamers fail is funny for us to watch.

@dragonsorcerer285

10 жыл бұрын

He probably actually was expecting it to be hard for kids only. Underestimating the difficulty of a kids game, and thus running into trouble.

Oh god this game. I remember this game. Was actually pretty horrified by this a lot as a kid among other games similar to it and was sadly forced to experience the horrors of them at school. Such a great childhood.

5:41 A Day in the life of MatPat

Woody Wood Pecker Diamond Sword of Steve Dongalong Stiffy Limpy Chubby Hubby

@Samuel-og4pg

10 жыл бұрын

Richard Cranium Beef Bayonette Shlong Womb Raider Purple Headed Warrior

@daethic421

10 жыл бұрын

Very mature.

@ronaldgopio9942

10 жыл бұрын

Jizz Cannon B.F.S.(Big Fat Sword) Cock-a-doodle-doo Free Willy Konkey Dong (see what i did there? oh, nevermind...)

@merrickwildon7866

10 жыл бұрын

Ronald Gopio The last one? Expand Dong. Feature Length. Dong Quest. Dick Freeze. Why did I do this, I accidentally immature..

@daethic421

10 жыл бұрын

Maturity level -over9000!

That opening gloomy carnival shot looks straight out of Slint's breadcrumb trail. 7:49 Also, REGENERATING BASTARDS!

the saxophones.... *dyek*

@technopeasant9779

7 жыл бұрын

isn't it a boss from Rayman

@Ratciclefan

6 жыл бұрын

Top 10 Dyeks of Gaming

6:45 the tax collector is a jewish caricature lol. just like Mort from family guy

Oh god I remember playing this on the old machintoches as a kid in school. The story was disturbing as heck. I always went with the easy one because it looked cooler. I didn't even notice the names and that they were different difficulties.

This intro always makes me think of some cheesy 80s sitcom and it always make me happy

Omg, I forgot this game existed. I just happened to stumble up on this video. Thanks!

0:00 I can tell already this episode is going to be good by just looking at your face.

@mctuffins6159

10 жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing

@urotaion9879

4 жыл бұрын

Oh how things have changed... again

I like how he's holding the mousepad in his hand and using the mouse on that in the intro. Yeah, that's a great way to use a computer mouse. Works perfectly.

1:09 iconic moment.

Been watching a bunch of these videos; however, THIS is the one that convinced me to subscribe. Well done!

That “Q” merch aged like fine wine😂 we got people right now wearing Q’s

0:51 Wait a minute! You're not talking shit about Reader Rabbit, are you? Don't you talk shit about Reader Rabbit! Don't do it! Don't you do it! DO NOT talk shit about Reader Rabbit! NO ONE talks shit about Reader Rabbit!

@riboh3324

9 жыл бұрын

No one talks shit about Reader Rabbit when Jim Morrison is around!

I played this in computer class when I was in elementary school! You are bringing up long lost memories, ProJared! Fun fun

I didn't play too many educational games growing up. I was too busy playing Mario Kart and Zelda

Mine was the Island of doctor brain I loved the dr. brain series

"I am sorry for neglecting you for so long, Pumpkin Head, you are the coolest."

Oh man, this video gives me a nostalgia trip. Dr Quandary and Zoombinis were my favorite computer games growing up.

Jared...I love you. You deliver your jokes with perfect timing anx they always sooooo funny. Man this was a can of nostalgia, too. So sublime.

1:08 ur welcome

"Secret Island of Doctor Quandry was the educational game I played the most growing up, while everyone else was knee-deep in Math Blaster or Reader Rabbit," You totally missed the opportunity to say "While everyone else was Knee-Deep in the Dead, Playing DOOM and such," EDIT: I have now realized that you were talking about educational games, and not DOS games in general. I am sorry.

@PsychoMantisss

5 жыл бұрын

I also played Zoombinis. That was fun.

Holy crap, I used to love this game as a kid! I didn't remember the name or even the game itself until I happened upon this video! Wow, what a nostalgic rush. Thanks for that, Jared!

This was my absolute FAVORITE game to play in Computer Lab as a kid in elementary school. Nobody that I know that didn't go to my school knows about this game, I can't believe you reviewed it!

I remember graham crackers... Those were pretty good. I always liked the cinnamon kind. Especially with peanut butter and jelly. Sometimes I'd even put bananas on that puppy. You ever had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with bananas on it? It'll change your life. Use crunchy peanut butter. It's awesome. And blackberry jelly. You'll thank me. And s'mores. Those were good as hell! Last year my supermarket had huge bags of marshmallows on clearance for 3 for a buck. You had to buy 3 though. So I bought them with some graham crackers and a few Hershey's Special Dark bars and a couple of friends and I made some dark chocolate s'mores. If you love dark chocolate like me you should definitely try them.

@anothermoonmission7042

9 жыл бұрын

Shtap it! You're making my hungry!

@thiccchicken8567

9 жыл бұрын

Ok that good for you but whats the point ............ok OH ok

@supermariofan772003

9 жыл бұрын

I remember graham crackers, too. In fact, I still eat them to this day. Man, those were the tightest stuff.

@Legotrademark

9 жыл бұрын

I'm eating Hershey's Special Dark bar right now...

@christianburns5935

9 жыл бұрын

You are LITERALLY READING MY MIND. Those are, like, one third of all my favourite foodstuffs!!!

8:24 XD interesting sound

@KazumiKiguma

10 жыл бұрын

Oh thank god they fixed the time links in comments.

@Swegkart64

5 жыл бұрын

Nobody: ProJared with Holly: 8:24

I have became so fond of the intro. Seriously, best intro ever!

There are so many point and click adventures that need to be remastered and brought back...

i totally remember learning about prime numbers and factors when i was 8

@Majoridox

9 жыл бұрын

Eric Williams Stop lying squeaker *I *I

@milokiss8276

8 жыл бұрын

same. Pretty fun.

@gavinhemlock6223

6 жыл бұрын

Mustve been a good school lmao

5:41 How I felt when it came to dealing with AP Exams

If it is indeed the same team that made Number Munchers, they are easily my favorite Edutainment software developer ever. This and Munchers were my top 2 games, and then maybe "Sticky Bear Town Builder"

Still one of my favourite Projared videos.

I was always one of those weird kids who, in their spare time, looked up math formulas and terms on the internet and studied our textbook for FUN. But hey, it got me into special privileges, shiny medals, GATE (A high-level education program), and high test scores, so I'm not complaining. I'm not bragging, I think I should have built somewhat more of a social life, this is just what I actually do in my spare time. On a different note, our school never had us play educational games. "We are not here to have fun" (2nd grade teacher, or maybe 3rd, I forget which) So, yeah. That's kinda how our schedule went.

I KNOW THAT DISC-APPEAR PUZZLE FROM CYBERCHASE! You're suppose to keep the opponent with discs that are multiples of four! That way, when it's their second-to-last turn, whether they take 1, 2, or 3 discs, you can take what's leftover and leave them with the last disc!

@hoppyman11

8 жыл бұрын

CYBERCHASE WE'RE MOVING, WE'RE BEATING HACKER AT HIS GAME!

@JangoFox

8 жыл бұрын

hoppyman11 DON'T TELL ME THAT HE'S TRYING TO HACK THE MOTHERBOARD, WE'LL BEAT HIM EVERY TIME!

@Little1Cave

8 жыл бұрын

COSMIC WORLDS! FREAKY PLACES THAT WE'VE SEE-EEN!!

@JangoFox

8 жыл бұрын

Little1Cave WE HAVE THE POWER!

The first couple of times I watched this, I thought Jared gave the tax collector a lisp on his own, but I noticed that they actually replace the Ls in dialogue with Ws!

Ok iv seen this playlist several times how have I not seen this one??!?!

Whoa! Paused randomly for a sec and I return to see this ProJared on my screen making the sexiest face ever. I like it. :D

...They should remake it with John DeLancie as the voice of Dr. Q...

@NashTheBlade

8 жыл бұрын

Ba Doom Dish

@Thatslifebro_

7 жыл бұрын

And they need to throw: Mon Capitan in there somewhere!

Wow, memories I literally forgot I had at playing this game. Good on ya ProJared

Oh man, I played this all the time as a kid at school. This, Number Munchers, Oregon Trail, and Paint were my shit. I couldn't remember what this was called for so long.

Dude the tax collector looks like the jew character from family guy.

@gurvmlk

7 жыл бұрын

Also reminds me of the recurring nerd in Robot Chicken.

@Jonqen

7 жыл бұрын

that was antisemitic x)

"he's a total dudebro" It is my goal to somehow use this every day

OMG! This GAME! X D It was such a trip as a kid! This and the Legend of Kyrandia series, seriously.

The fact that you referenced number munchers is beyond amazing! I have been asking people for years if they knew what it was, and no one seems to know about it! I remember we had it on an old apple computer in my grade 3 classroom and it was the best game!

I remember this game! I played this in elementary school!

@mcdyl145

10 жыл бұрын

same here

The characters in this game scare me.

@hazymagnum6436

10 жыл бұрын

Woo! Fairy Tail Fan!

@gespenstmk-iii111

9 жыл бұрын

OH SHIT, A FAIRY TAIL FAN

@googlesaurusrex

9 жыл бұрын

Gappy The Eighth JoJo OH SHIT A JOJO FAN

@gespenstmk-iii111

9 жыл бұрын

***** OH SHIT A MY LIFE AS A TEENAGE ROBOT FAN

@googlesaurusrex

9 жыл бұрын

Gappy The Eighth JoJo OH SHIT A PROJARED FAN

I remember playing this game at school in my technology class back when I was in 3rd and 4th grade. Thanks for the nostalgia trip :)

I owned this game on a Mac in the 90s and played it for hours on end, loved it !

i wont wet you cwoss unless you play tax factow u w u

@CateGhost666

4 жыл бұрын

haha that's what i thought

My game of choice was Gizmos and Gadgets.

@FairyRat

8 жыл бұрын

+hibandgeek50 Was just about to post the same. The full name would be Super Solvers: Gizmos and Gadgets (the series had other decent games). An amazing game, a lot of various puzzles, progressively getting harder, mixed with platforming and cool rewards, since you're assembling a vehicle for a race and the parts for it you get from the puzzles, so it's extremely satisfying when you make the best car possible to win the race and go on to the next level. Definitely would recommend.

@JaelinBezel

8 жыл бұрын

+FairyRat I remember that game. I remember screwing around more than actually trying to win, though I'm sure I did that too.

Just so you know, Jared, the puzzle with the boat, door and candle where you have to rebuild them is a puzzle type called a "Tangram". They're a lot of fun and pretty easy to find once you know the word, so in case you didn't, now you can play those kinds of puzzles whenever.

When I saw yodelers with larengitis I fell out of my chair laughing

@Kreinsamer

10 жыл бұрын

Just going to guess by the sound of the name - is laryngitis a windpipe disease or disorder?

@dragonsorcerer285

10 жыл бұрын

FireKid112 Laryngitis is an inflammation of the larynx (voicebox). It's the usual cause of someone losing their voice or having a very hoarse sounding voice for a few days.

@Kreinsamer

10 жыл бұрын

Ian Knight Okay, thanks.

"Unrealistic Life Dreams" says the guy who plays video games for a living XD

My dad was teaching me division at age 6... I always assumed that was normal >_

@leon2550

9 жыл бұрын

division, sure. that's standard arithmetic. factors? i didn't learn that till 13

@LarryKoopa

9 жыл бұрын

oh ... now i remember something ... one day i was visiting my uncle (i was seven ... i think) and he teached me division ... he always got angry when i did something wrong XD

@LarryKoopa

9 жыл бұрын

Larry Koopa by the way ... my english isnt the best ... im german and 12 so ... yeah ...

@PhazonOmega

9 жыл бұрын

Larry Koopa Mien Deutch ist nicht gut, entweder.

@WaffleCat3367

9 жыл бұрын

my parents were teaching me another language when i was a baby...

This game is to Jared what Castle Of Dr. Brain was to me. My 5th grade teacher had a computer in his classroom with like 25 different educational games and different kinds of software, and me and my friends would always play Castle Of Dr. Brain. That game ruled!

Just subscribed because of this video, I played this game for so many hours as a kid!