Alone in the Dark (1992) - ProJared

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  • @DrrrMatt
    @DrrrMatt5 жыл бұрын

    Coming back to watch old videos to support Projared now that all of the new information has come to light. Hope his channel recovers!

  • @dereknight861

    @dereknight861

    5 жыл бұрын

    flammingheadman drrr I’ve seen the numbers rise. Keep the word of mouth spreading everybody.

  • @zoomgames123

    @zoomgames123

    5 жыл бұрын

    I was recommended this video. I click it to support Jared too.

  • @JusticeStrings

    @JusticeStrings

    5 жыл бұрын

    Aye. I never watched his stuff, but I figured now would be an appropriate time to give his stuff a look. I don't know how many I've watched by now, haha.

  • @platinumfactor

    @platinumfactor

    4 жыл бұрын

    I don't know what you're talking about.

  • @erickochoa7810

    @erickochoa7810

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wait what happened to him?

  • @corsaircarl9582
    @corsaircarl95827 жыл бұрын

    I don't mind the ad at the beginning for that app, Jared's human, he's gotta eat and buy fancy blue shirts too ya know!

  • @kasriouiyassir

    @kasriouiyassir

    7 жыл бұрын

    Corsair Carl I dont mind it either but every one is doing it so i know the first part they say out the top of my head😂😂

  • @MegaDeathRay10

    @MegaDeathRay10

    7 жыл бұрын

    Corsair Carl I'm still going to tease him about it

  • @humanconvertile

    @humanconvertile

    7 жыл бұрын

    I wouldn't have mind it either, though the fact that it was another one of those "Free to Play" scams is what would bother me.

  • @humanconvertile

    @humanconvertile

    7 жыл бұрын

    M LT All those games and micro-transactions are scams. Some are merely less slimy and underhanded than others, but they all rely on gamer addiction and impatience to compel them to put a lot of cash into the game just so they can see the rest of the content by making any "free" route, if there is one, as unappealing, tedious, and impossible as they can.

  • @Gamesta100

    @Gamesta100

    7 жыл бұрын

    I only hate ads that you can't skip. Like I don't give a crap about the game so I hated not being able to skip it. In general the only ads I sometimes like to watch on KZread are movie trailers. If I don't know about a game then it's almost guaranteed I will have no interest in it.

  • @neogeothomas8127
    @neogeothomas81277 жыл бұрын

    "I'M THE ****ING UNIVERSE!!!" I started laughing way harder at that then I really should have.

  • @CaptainXJ

    @CaptainXJ

    6 жыл бұрын

    Ninjinfox22 fucking

  • @savursool3291

    @savursool3291

    6 жыл бұрын

    shhh! There's children damn it!

  • @Goldnfoxx

    @Goldnfoxx

    5 жыл бұрын

    I think that, at least for me, the humor is derived from trying to imagine a group of game writers sitting around and coming around to decide that that line was the coolest option they had going for them. ...and also probably from the fact that unlike crap like "All your bases are belong to us," I'm not reminded of that line particularly often, so it always seems _freshly_ stupid whenever I hear it.

  • @ywed1748

    @ywed1748

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@savursool3291 not to be a smartass but I'm a child and both me and my friend cuss like it's a normal thing

  • @savursool3291

    @savursool3291

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ywed1748 and it's obvious you're too young to understand sarcasm.

  • @jpkurihara
    @jpkurihara7 жыл бұрын

    His face when he looks at the camera during the ad... You can just feel his pain.

  • @wardingnocturne286

    @wardingnocturne286

    7 жыл бұрын

    what pain? it's a fucking ad

  • @tjiiik

    @tjiiik

    7 жыл бұрын

    isn't internal pain mandatory in every in-video ad on youtube?

  • @wardingnocturne286

    @wardingnocturne286

    7 жыл бұрын

    teejay3000 what

  • @NeutralGuyDoubleZero

    @NeutralGuyDoubleZero

    6 жыл бұрын

    Warding Nocturne the joke is that people generally don't like ads or doing them. It's not that hard of a concept to grasp

  • @AscendedBeyond

    @AscendedBeyond

    6 жыл бұрын

    Man's gotta pay the bills Feelsbadman

  • @lucahjin
    @lucahjin7 жыл бұрын

    DUDE the 7th Guest was so horrifying to me, but probably because I played it - and this - as a kid. I couldn't finish this one, too much!

  • @erainmartinez8175

    @erainmartinez8175

    2 жыл бұрын

    (laughing) I love that 1 at 1:35

  • @erainmartinez8175

    @erainmartinez8175

    2 жыл бұрын

    video game character: you're an Idiot 4:08

  • @discokossan
    @discokossan7 жыл бұрын

    Finally a game title that perfectly explains my sex life

  • @angelofdeath5290

    @angelofdeath5290

    7 жыл бұрын

    that was a good one.

  • @jimmyzeke13

    @jimmyzeke13

    7 жыл бұрын

    Half-Minute Hero?

  • @zayaannashrid1374

    @zayaannashrid1374

    7 жыл бұрын

    that explains me in a blackout

  • @2Dtube1

    @2Dtube1

    7 жыл бұрын

    Look on the bright side. At least you last around 3 hours.

  • @WH250398

    @WH250398

    7 жыл бұрын

    Metal Gear Rising :)

  • @MundMoriginal
    @MundMoriginal2 жыл бұрын

    One of the best things about the original Alone in the Dark trilogy is, that it manages a thick and suspenseful horror atmosphere without any gore. PS not sure if it's because I've grown up with this game, but your jokes are hilarious in this one. The hiding in the closet was on point.

  • @isaackclarcke96

    @isaackclarcke96

    2 жыл бұрын

    maybe the first one, but 2 and 3 with gangsters and pirates... 😅

  • @jacobharrison2425
    @jacobharrison24255 жыл бұрын

    Me and the boys watching old projared videos to support Jared

  • @ryansmith1794

    @ryansmith1794

    5 жыл бұрын

    Jake Harrison fax

  • @tanyaharmon6739

    @tanyaharmon6739

    5 жыл бұрын

    F A N K S

  • @Zangelin
    @Zangelin7 жыл бұрын

    Wow people sure are mad about the completely skippable ad. Jared gotta make money dudes. And don't pretend you aren't using adblock for the regular ads anyway.

  • @veryloudcat8839

    @veryloudcat8839

    4 жыл бұрын

    Here's a hint gamers: The L key.

  • @eswesje
    @eswesje7 жыл бұрын

    Guy makes a really good video about Alone in the Dark, comment section is filled with comments about the ad.

  • @biraptor6205

    @biraptor6205

    7 жыл бұрын

    Welcome to humanity by the way

  • @spanner7576

    @spanner7576

    7 жыл бұрын

    Rhianne Wijnands what he did next was incredible

  • @bathoryaria4127

    @bathoryaria4127

    6 жыл бұрын

    Right? Twats.

  • @bosseQR

    @bosseQR

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Gary Oak and now its filled with people laughing at comments that aged poorly

  • @KeybladeMasterAndy
    @KeybladeMasterAndy4 жыл бұрын

    "Your mother was a shoe cobbler." Best. Insult. Ever.

  • @justanotheryoutubechannel

    @justanotheryoutubechannel

    2 жыл бұрын

    It does fit really well with the 1920’s style.

  • @mask938

    @mask938

    2 жыл бұрын

    Doesn't beat "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!", but it's still good.

  • @k-boi420

    @k-boi420

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mask938 Don’t forget to announce that you farted in thine general direction.

  • @erainmartinez8175

    @erainmartinez8175

    Жыл бұрын

    amazing line ever

  • @MrSkerpentine

    @MrSkerpentine

    3 ай бұрын

    The monster: “How appropriate! You fight like a cow!”

  • @jacoblapsley4744
    @jacoblapsley47447 жыл бұрын

    7/10 not enough Edward saying he's the lightbringer

  • @spiderflame04

    @spiderflame04

    6 жыл бұрын

    6/10 Not enough being the f***ing universe.

  • @ryanschuler4287

    @ryanschuler4287

    6 жыл бұрын

    4/10 too much having the stone

  • @NEETKitten

    @NEETKitten

    3 жыл бұрын

    @stinky steve 0/10 no blinking mechanic that's thrown out after one level

  • @shaynehughes6645

    @shaynehughes6645

    3 жыл бұрын

    -2/10 And f*ck you anyway

  • @AtlasBlizzard

    @AtlasBlizzard

    4 ай бұрын

    7.8 - Too much dark

  • @jamesbevan9939
    @jamesbevan99397 жыл бұрын

    Do you ever wonder if Edward Carnby's original design was an influence on Nigel Thornberry's appearance?

  • @AzureSymbiote

    @AzureSymbiote

    7 жыл бұрын

    +Samurai MC Blargharararara.

  • @Pastafari4

    @Pastafari4

    7 жыл бұрын

    James Bevan SMASHING!

  • @seandelong3400
    @seandelong34007 жыл бұрын

    Wow I think there are more people bitching about other people bitching about the ad than there are people actually complaining about the ad.

  • @ConanTheLibrarianUHF

    @ConanTheLibrarianUHF

    7 жыл бұрын

    Bitching Ad dude!

  • @masterofthelag8414

    @masterofthelag8414

    7 жыл бұрын

    Ad-bitchception (bwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam)

  • @ThePCguy17

    @ThePCguy17

    7 жыл бұрын

    I think that the people bitching about people bitching about the ad did so more recently, and were more popular, due to their welcome meta-commentary on a tired subject. So they're what you're seeing now. There are probably just about as many people who bitched about the ad, but you'd have to load more comments to see them.

  • @scottydu81

    @scottydu81

    7 жыл бұрын

    Sean Delong im gonna bitch about this, CAN YOU EXPLAIN THAT??

  • @ThePCguy17

    @ThePCguy17

    7 жыл бұрын

    scottydu81 I can. You want attention.

  • @TheDemonicHorseman
    @TheDemonicHorseman5 жыл бұрын

    I love how he played the Sid Meyer’s Pirates music when talking about the pirate enemy.

  • @cursedex
    @cursedex7 жыл бұрын

    What? No score? I'd personally give it a "I AM THE F*CKING UNIVERSE!" out of 10.

  • @leodonaghey9143
    @leodonaghey91437 жыл бұрын

    you know you have a good fanbase when you don't get immediately torn to shreds for being sponsored.

  • @thewitchdoctor629

    @thewitchdoctor629

    7 жыл бұрын

    The most interesting part is I have found 10 plus comments hating on people who are hating Jared for the sponsorship and ad but have yet to find a single comment that is hating him for it...

  • @fastbreak333

    @fastbreak333

    7 жыл бұрын

    I found 2 compared to 6 that complain about the complainers, so definitely a little lopsided. But at least it makes me happy knowing that people don't mind ProJared selling out a little. The guy's gotta eat.

  • @ajzeg01
    @ajzeg017 жыл бұрын

    So Best Fiends Forever is a game where you just tap on things mindlessly? Isn't that the same as Final Fantasy: All The Bravest?

  • @RussellTeapot

    @RussellTeapot

    7 жыл бұрын

    AH! nice

  • @ShadowUltra

    @ShadowUltra

    7 жыл бұрын

    I don't think ProJared disapproved of the concept, it's more the fact that the game had pretty much forced gambling with real money and it was shallow as hell for a final fantasy game and was basically a cash grab. There are plenty of semi fun clicker games out there and the fact that he ascended in this one means that he actually did play it enough to know what it is. It's still kind of annoying to see that ad though.

  • @Soshiplayz

    @Soshiplayz

    7 жыл бұрын

    Sakura clicker is the better clicker where you click the body parts of anime chicks.

  • @Spicypuff

    @Spicypuff

    7 жыл бұрын

    I think it had to do more with the fact that the game took the final fantasy name and used it as a cash grab tactic.

  • @doorstuck706

    @doorstuck706

    7 жыл бұрын

    Tenk Kommander Mm mmm

  • @thegreathuntdini6157
    @thegreathuntdini61575 жыл бұрын

    Those zombies belong in a Scooby Doo game

  • @WillieManga
    @WillieManga5 жыл бұрын

    No, we don't know your problems, and it's none of our business. Hope you learned your lesson, internet.

  • @Jasonvoorhees57469

    @Jasonvoorhees57469

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sadly the internet never learns its lesson

  • @Artenuga
    @Artenuga7 жыл бұрын

    I like ProJared, he's like the good timeline version of Spoony

  • @Taramushi

    @Taramushi

    7 жыл бұрын

    Oh my god, that's too accurate

  • @SirDavid290

    @SirDavid290

    7 жыл бұрын

    Who is spoony again ?

  • @TheDizzydragon

    @TheDizzydragon

    7 жыл бұрын

    i completely forgot about Spoony. didnt he quit youtube?

  • @NarcoticDimension

    @NarcoticDimension

    7 жыл бұрын

    spoony experiment... did that awesome ffx and ffx-2 series.

  • @MrNegativecreep07

    @MrNegativecreep07

    7 жыл бұрын

    Some of his film reviews were awesome as well, especially The Reb Brown and Highlander ones. But his stuff started to get really bitter and negative. I know he had personal problems, but it wasn't fun seeing that manifest on camera

  • @blimblam7
    @blimblam77 жыл бұрын

    Jared should do final fantasy month. It would be kind of like dndcember. Would be great to hear his thoughts of each of the games and some of the spinoffs

  • @EVO1148

    @EVO1148

    7 жыл бұрын

    FFFebruary :P

  • @RufusKyura

    @RufusKyura

    7 жыл бұрын

    That actually sounds like a good idea!

  • @TheHeroOfMobius

    @TheHeroOfMobius

    7 жыл бұрын

    Even better: a Final Fantasy XIII month.

  • @kazoozies

    @kazoozies

    7 жыл бұрын

    Sounds like PBG's Zelda Month I LIKE IT~!

  • @ThelosVerlos

    @ThelosVerlos

    7 жыл бұрын

    I'm still waiting for a FF XIII review.

  • @adammetcalf6202
    @adammetcalf62027 жыл бұрын

    I appreciate the music in the background. Using one of my all-time favorite game soundtracks, Luigi's Mansion!

  • @eclivsedoesstuff5610

    @eclivsedoesstuff5610

    6 жыл бұрын

    Adam Metcalf no

  • @timeagenty4560
    @timeagenty45604 жыл бұрын

    This version of Alone in the Dark should be given the RE2 treatment.

  • @DrDolan2000

    @DrDolan2000

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes!

  • @Asmeenradee

    @Asmeenradee

    3 жыл бұрын

    No,We dont need it

  • @michaelcassy9592

    @michaelcassy9592

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Asmeenradee why

  • @Asmeenradee

    @Asmeenradee

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@michaelcassy9592 It does, I don't what I was on back then

  • @WillieManga

    @WillieManga

    Жыл бұрын

    It was almost given the RE1 treatment. Sadly that was cancelled.

  • @lincolnmaahs18
    @lincolnmaahs187 жыл бұрын

    Me and my friends have started playing D&D and it's really fun!

  • @lincolnmaahs5160

    @lincolnmaahs5160

    7 жыл бұрын

    we started playing 2 weeks ago, im going over today in a few hours to play again. Oh, this is my other account for some reason i cant see replys to my comments on my other one so i need to reply using this one.

  • @gao4605

    @gao4605

    7 жыл бұрын

    Lincoln Maahs l

  • @bidoofthedestroyer566

    @bidoofthedestroyer566

    7 жыл бұрын

    We started playing because of projared too!

  • @Futilizer

    @Futilizer

    7 жыл бұрын

    The Living Skit Same here. Friday before last was our first time. One of the guys I was playing with kept wanting to murder hobos and we hadn't even run into each other yet.

  • @LeMasterofSwords

    @LeMasterofSwords

    7 жыл бұрын

    Bidoof The Destroyer same

  • @otosuchomel5875
    @otosuchomel58757 жыл бұрын

    Skip here. 1:14

  • @switchspeedster2671

    @switchspeedster2671

    7 жыл бұрын

    thanks

  • @johntrellston9514

    @johntrellston9514

    7 жыл бұрын

    k thanks Zeus

  • @tshafe

    @tshafe

    7 жыл бұрын

    Oto Suchomel Good

  • @brandonsanders6966

    @brandonsanders6966

    7 жыл бұрын

    And miss out on some pro tips when playing Best Fiends?

  • @greninja7131

    @greninja7131

    7 жыл бұрын

    Thanks!

  • @pastilakompot6912
    @pastilakompot69127 жыл бұрын

    2:25 "Is this relevant?... No, it does not." *_BRAVO JARED_*

  • @SlitherLament
    @SlitherLament5 жыл бұрын

    My marathon of rewatching, liking, and commenting on every Jared video continues. Video 40

  • @interdimensionalgoober8769

    @interdimensionalgoober8769

    4 жыл бұрын

    God speed Slither Lament, god speed.

  • @JessicaJKent
    @JessicaJKent7 жыл бұрын

    Can I play Best Fiends Forever in the shower though?

  • @Numb_Knot

    @Numb_Knot

    7 жыл бұрын

    You missed the joke

  • @ubermaster1

    @ubermaster1

    7 жыл бұрын

    Be like me and get a water proof screen

  • @spikeharusame

    @spikeharusame

    7 жыл бұрын

    Are we ever gonna let him live that down?

  • @Numb_Knot

    @Numb_Knot

    7 жыл бұрын

    spikeharusame No.

  • @yvesisidor3952

    @yvesisidor3952

    7 жыл бұрын

    +Numb Knot whats the joke?

  • @OtterWarlock
    @OtterWarlock7 жыл бұрын

    So the best Fiends game is just a game where you tap a bunch. Seems riveting.

  • @thejedisonic67

    @thejedisonic67

    7 жыл бұрын

    That's >90% of mobile games in a nutshell when you put it in basic terms

  • @OtterWarlock

    @OtterWarlock

    7 жыл бұрын

    DiamondDead No, I'm all for my favorite KZreadrs making money. And hey, games like that are for SOMEONE out there, just not me.

  • @thejedisonic67

    @thejedisonic67

    7 жыл бұрын

    DiamondDead No one can live without money, unless you're living in the wild with a wolf pack

  • @thejedisonic67

    @thejedisonic67

    7 жыл бұрын

    DiamondDead And of course he plays other games. Not every game he plays or shows he watches is something he likes. He streams to keep up with the fans during his monthly absence, and videos are a lot harder to make than you realize. It can take up to working 3 hours for a whole week to release just an okay video, and putting in effort means putting in more hours. Yes, there is not benefits of health insurance or fixed incomes, but there's clearly more to making videos than just "gotta find a job I can do" unless you make videos solely for cash. Plus, a simple 8 hour job can take out a lot more time from making videos than you think. Some people don't release for months because of job issues, school, or even working in the military. There's nothing wrong with sponsors so long as you do it in the right way (short 1 minute advertisement), but you're just seeing the bad side of it. I would be pissed if Jared went full sellout, but I don't agree on fully individual, no advertisement system as I never was a man who thought leaning towards one side or the other too much is a good idea.

  • @OtterWarlock

    @OtterWarlock

    7 жыл бұрын

    DiamondDead Please bring your bullshit elsewhere. Thank you.

  • @demilung
    @demilung7 жыл бұрын

    Jeeeeeeeeesus, people got so butthurt over the ad, it's not even funny. I mean, guys, I know that 61 second of your time is priceless, you could've cured canser in that time, espesially when watchign KZread videos, and I know that you get shot in the leg every time you skip further in the video, so you can't avoid parts of the video you don't like, and as far as not giving any ad revenue adblock doesn't cut it anymore, so... I have a very special method to avoid all ads for the rest of your life! It's a pretty simple life-hack, really, it's called nailblock. You take two nails, put them on the table, so that they line up with your eyes, and then you headbutt that shit! Ta-da! You don't have to gaze at any ad ever agin in your life!

  • @mothcatcher893

    @mothcatcher893

    7 жыл бұрын

    exactly

  • @henstar337

    @henstar337

    7 жыл бұрын

    Or, there is a thing called skipping to 1:12

  • @ShadeTheBade

    @ShadeTheBade

    7 жыл бұрын

    +Demilung in the time you've spent watching KZread videos, you could've learned to spell, and use grammar properly!

  • @stormcloudsabound

    @stormcloudsabound

    7 жыл бұрын

    Well he did provide a 'skip ad' annotation, that's helpful.

  • @JOEMACHIN3030

    @JOEMACHIN3030

    7 жыл бұрын

    I hav a canser :c

  • @Faith-sl1re
    @Faith-sl1re5 жыл бұрын

    3:28 may be one of my all-time fav ProJared moments right beside flashing the toilet

  • @garlogan2
    @garlogan27 жыл бұрын

    Why is everyone getting mad at Jared for "selling out"? Seeing as youtube is becoming more advertiser friendly, I'm happy that my favorite youtubers can still make money and keep their content relatively the same with this option. Also you can just skip it and if your internet is too slow maybe you should sell out so you can make more money and afford to.

  • @bidoofthedestroyer566
    @bidoofthedestroyer5667 жыл бұрын

    but what do you rate the game out of ten?

  • @StormDatIsApproaching

    @StormDatIsApproaching

    7 жыл бұрын

    I rate this game one creepy moustached redhead out of ten

  • @bidoofthedestroyer566

    @bidoofthedestroyer566

    7 жыл бұрын

    Rick Burman's brother in law PERFECT!

  • @vash11

    @vash11

    7 жыл бұрын

    A High-Rez frog on a road out of ten

  • @xSoupCan

    @xSoupCan

    7 жыл бұрын

    Wait a second, that ain't Rick Burman. What is it with Ricks?

  • @TheObsidianX

    @TheObsidianX

    7 жыл бұрын

    Bidoof The Destroyer I rate this 2spoopy4me out of ten

  • @LeoRex13
    @LeoRex137 жыл бұрын

    You are very special. You do you and make the world a more special place... Not that you need me to tell you that.

  • @PictureProductStudio
    @PictureProductStudio7 жыл бұрын

    Original "Alone in the Dark" is one of my most favorite games ever. It is really atmospheric and charming.

  • @JoCoBrony
    @JoCoBrony7 жыл бұрын

    I find it sad that the frog at 2:23 was more scary than anything else in the game.

  • @JoCoBrony

    @JoCoBrony

    7 жыл бұрын

    ***** Yeah, I wasn't a 90's kid. But I can still imagine how scared I'd be of this game. I think Nosferatu is still pretty freaky to this day, though. Something about it is still scary to me.

  • @chiyo-chanholocaust8143

    @chiyo-chanholocaust8143

    6 жыл бұрын

    I think that dumb "AAH" face the frog has is super funny and kinda cute actually. Pictures of animals with their mouths wide open are so funny to me for some reason

  • @retrogamelover2012
    @retrogamelover20125 жыл бұрын

    You know, I kind of almost feel like this series could've had potential for a revitalization of sorts. Though, unlike the sort of reboot...-ish game for Xbox and Ps3, given the whole concepts of the original and this whole remake scene with games like the recent RE2 remake, there could be a chance for Alone in the Dark to return for modern gaming in the future (assuming some rights-holding nonsense isn't going on).

  • @moulinexm7600

    @moulinexm7600

    3 жыл бұрын

    I think it was a mistake to leave the original games timeline. I like the idea of Edward being a 1920s detective because it gives the series flavor in comparison to modern survival horrors

  • @MrRAGE-md5rj

    @MrRAGE-md5rj

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@moulinexm7600 Hell, they could've at least said that the Edward in 2008 was the great-grandson of the original Edward in the first game. Hell, they could've eve nwritten him as some half-assed clone of the original guy. But saying he's the same mustached protagonist from 1924? Come on, man.

  • @hfzrsk

    @hfzrsk

    2 жыл бұрын

    Well...

  • @BiotchProductions
    @BiotchProductions6 жыл бұрын

    I LOVED this game when I was a kid! I could never beat it, but was able to watch my best friend do it. Great video ProJared! If you ever need extra people in your camera crew let me know!

  • @lazyKong64
    @lazyKong647 жыл бұрын

    Your ad made me smile. And also reminded me of the fun adverts before watching some of my favorite VHS tapes, back in the day.

  • @shady4091
    @shady40917 жыл бұрын

    Honestly, I don't give a shit about the ad but I do find it hilarious that advertisers think that this would make me want to play their game, at all and not make me just resent them forever. Shit like this makes me guarantee that I will never, ever play your game. So I gotta thank ProJared for that. In actuality, he's looking out for you.

  • @duck16
    @duck166 жыл бұрын

    Oh no, I had to wait an entire minute to get through an ad that Jared gets money from! I'm going to bitch in the comments to express how mad I am!

  • @Mr.Atari2600
    @Mr.Atari26007 жыл бұрын

    Take Notes Atari, This is the Alone of the Dark that we all loved!

  • @lankthedank6931
    @lankthedank69315 жыл бұрын

    "Kids. Don't read. Play video games!" - ProJared

  • @ElBrandoTV
    @ElBrandoTV7 жыл бұрын

    If I were a kid I'd probably find this game scary, but then again I was scared when I first saw Dr. Eggman.

  • @CapnShades

    @CapnShades

    7 жыл бұрын

    Mario 64 Boss music. Terrifying as a child.

  • @329link

    @329link

    7 жыл бұрын

    a giant fat man who can run at the speed of light and creates giant death robots. I wonder why people were only scared of eggman in sonic spinball!

  • @amosdeguzman9980

    @amosdeguzman9980

    7 жыл бұрын

    329link ...Eggman isn't FTL.

  • @lightvendetta748

    @lightvendetta748

    7 жыл бұрын

    maybe not, but he probably was referring to how eggman outran sonic in one of the original sonics.

  • @owltoe0164

    @owltoe0164

    7 жыл бұрын

    Ace in the Hole that fucking piano, man.

  • @NanaKyoto
    @NanaKyoto7 жыл бұрын

    Wait, what's your final rating for this game?

  • @ignatz20xx

    @ignatz20xx

    7 жыл бұрын

    I would rate it a rotary phone/10; dated but an essential part of gaming history on how the horror genre got shaped forever. XD

  • @AzureSymbiote

    @AzureSymbiote

    7 жыл бұрын

    +ignatz20xx Thanks.

  • @ap3productions81

    @ap3productions81

    7 жыл бұрын

    Not to mention that despite being dated, it still has pretty cool designs, mechanics, and GRAPHICS!!!

  • @NanaKyoto

    @NanaKyoto

    7 жыл бұрын

    Andrew P. Soberon Is it strange that I find an appeal with old graphics? I know they are severely dated, but they have a certain charm to them.

  • @ap3productions81

    @ap3productions81

    7 жыл бұрын

    To quote JonTron, what makes graphics appealing despite being dated is that it's "a style not bred by choice, but by limitation."

  • @SureyD
    @SureyD7 жыл бұрын

    Dude, this is a great blend of introduction to the game and some jokes. I particularly love that closet closing shot.

  • @KashKey-
    @KashKey-5 жыл бұрын

    "Your mother is a shoe cobbler" is the most meaningless insult I've ever heard. It's great.

  • @klop4228

    @klop4228

    4 жыл бұрын

    How appropriate, you fight like a cow! Answer meaningless insults with meaningless responses :P

  • @ramenbomberdeluxe4958

    @ramenbomberdeluxe4958

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@klop4228 Your father was a test tube and your mother was a rubber band!

  • @koerier718
    @koerier7187 жыл бұрын

    If I was asked to say a bunch of things about a random mobile game and got payed for it. I would do it without a second thought.

  • @brookejoiner9360

    @brookejoiner9360

    7 жыл бұрын

    We all would, no question. People act like they wouldn't but when faced with it, we would all do it.

  • @ShakenBake444

    @ShakenBake444

    7 жыл бұрын

    Chris Joiner pays the bills

  • @growlanzer

    @growlanzer

    7 жыл бұрын

    The Burned Man yeah would definitely promote anything if I got paid for it

  • @aneeshsrinivas892

    @aneeshsrinivas892

    7 жыл бұрын

    i would too,if i could go all avgn about that

  • @DrDolan2000

    @DrDolan2000

    2 жыл бұрын

    I wouldn't. I would only accept sponsors for things I actually have an interest/faith in. I don't give a single fuck about mobile games in general because they are absolute garbage

  • @Kit3k
    @Kit3k7 жыл бұрын

    Everything attributed to this game started in Sweet Home. This game only introduced fixed camera angles and pre-rendered backgrounds. Also, Edward is there for a piano, not the suicide.

  • @Mikman360
    @Mikman3607 жыл бұрын

    This was the first video game I ever played. Yeah... my parents didn't make the best parental decisions.

  • @babythorgaming2166
    @babythorgaming21667 жыл бұрын

    You are a savior with your skip ad annotation! I understand that you need to make money so sponsorships and ads are necessary, but while binge-ing your videos, its nice to get straight to the action. Really appreciate everything you do, keep it up! :D

  • @jordanpritchard5226
    @jordanpritchard52267 жыл бұрын

    Did... Did Dino Crisis appear at the bottom of the screen...? 1:46

  • @redshepherd32

    @redshepherd32

    7 жыл бұрын

    yup

  • @jordanpritchard5226

    @jordanpritchard5226

    7 жыл бұрын

    That game was awesome.

  • @dominicanstey7309

    @dominicanstey7309

    7 жыл бұрын

    It's essentially Resident Evil with dinosaurs. What's not to love. I never actually played the original but I love the sequel.

  • @marhansgamingchannel4732

    @marhansgamingchannel4732

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@redshepherd32 sorry, but I don't see it.

  • @notdwaddler2013
    @notdwaddler20137 жыл бұрын

    Like 50% of the comments down here keep going on about ads and shit, while I'm left wondering why the final rating isn't in the video. :/

  • @Aviii_

    @Aviii_

    7 жыл бұрын

    Good question actually. Maybe it's cause he's reviewing a good game? I'm not too sure myself.

  • @riddypr

    @riddypr

    7 жыл бұрын

    It's not because he reviewed a good game. He gave Chrono Trigger a final rating.

  • @Aviii_

    @Aviii_

    7 жыл бұрын

    riddyprower Huh. Guess I was wrong.

  • @nathancobabe996
    @nathancobabe9965 жыл бұрын

    Love ya jared

  • @GladVad22

    @GladVad22

    4 жыл бұрын

    :)

  • @aaronbozack830
    @aaronbozack8305 жыл бұрын

    I'm loving the comment section right now pretty much nothing but love and support let's get our boy back to over a million subs!

  • @lostarinokripparino4605
    @lostarinokripparino46057 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for the honest and completely uninfluenced recommendation for a random app Jared... XD

  • @tracyblanchard7663
    @tracyblanchard76637 жыл бұрын

    Unless the sponsor pays significantly more to put the ad at the beginning of the video or pays by retention time at the ad, I'd suggest putting it at the end. This results in less bitching about the ad in the comments.

  • @ZaronNitro
    @ZaronNitro2 жыл бұрын

    Alone in the Dark faithful reimagining announced!!! I came back here the moment it got announced!

  • @eric4133
    @eric41337 жыл бұрын

    This game is one of the reason I got into PC gaming. The soundtrack and sound effects were amazing back then.

  • @TayDays1128
    @TayDays11287 жыл бұрын

    Why are so many people complaining about the advertisements?It doesn't take out any time from the video and it's pretty informative.

  • @stephenobrien6983
    @stephenobrien69837 жыл бұрын

    No problem with you advertising Jared but as a subscriber, I would prefer to see you only endorse things you sincerely like & would genuinely suggest to others. Who knows, maybe you really do like that smartphone game....but I doubt it. I hope you get better advertising opportunities in the future, perhaps something you're _really_ passionate about. *Thank* *You* for another great video by the way.

  • @FinaleCadence

    @FinaleCadence

    7 жыл бұрын

    Stephen O'Brien I couldn't of said this better!

  • @tracyblanchard7663

    @tracyblanchard7663

    7 жыл бұрын

    Stephen O'Brien The problem with that is how sponsorships work. The sponsor contacts the medium, not the other way around. This means that ProJared can't just say "Hey, Squeenix, can you pay me to do a Chrono Trigger ad for you? Yeah? Cool!" That's just not how that works. When selecting an advertisement, you can only get paid for what companies have offered you to advertise. With ProJared's more minor popularity on KZread, I have a feeling this was one of the only sponsors available.

  • @Kalgert

    @Kalgert

    7 жыл бұрын

    If such is the case, then that really would be tragic, because it practically just made me lose respect for him that he'd practically advertise something that he probably doesn't enjoy that much.

  • @tartrazine5

    @tartrazine5

    7 жыл бұрын

    At least he wasn't promoting something outright evil like Candid.

  • @Kalgert

    @Kalgert

    7 жыл бұрын

    tartrazine5 Could you please elaborate on that?

  • @AngelTerri
    @AngelTerri5 жыл бұрын

    Spreading the love in the comments as I watch the video!

  • @TuxedoCruise
    @TuxedoCruise7 жыл бұрын

    No video game title has more accurately described my love life.

  • @loganreads90

    @loganreads90

    5 жыл бұрын

    Riki LivingRoom I have cable.

  • @rabbitjack1881

    @rabbitjack1881

    5 жыл бұрын

    I know this is from a year ago...bbbbuuuutttt awwwwww

  • @ThierryRocksTV

    @ThierryRocksTV

    5 жыл бұрын

    And Jared's...

  • @CybernikTheHedgehog

    @CybernikTheHedgehog

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@ThierryRocksTV You sure?

  • @StupidNSimplesns

    @StupidNSimplesns

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@CybernikTheHedgehog bruh you commented the same thing making fun of jared 🤔

  • @gratuitouslurking8610
    @gratuitouslurking86107 жыл бұрын

    "I'm the F@#king universe!" "NOT THAT ONE!"

  • @MikeELtheGamerLPShow
    @MikeELtheGamerLPShow6 жыл бұрын

    Is it weird that during the one time a content creator is considerate enough to manually add an annotation allowing me to skip the ad, I'm compelled to let the ad run? What is this feeling? Respect? Nah, it couldn't be.

  • @wormaheldharrier3122

    @wormaheldharrier3122

    6 жыл бұрын

    Mike E.L. the Gamer Charity.

  • @Nijwol707true
    @Nijwol707true7 жыл бұрын

    This comment section is full of 9-year-old kids calling Jared a sellout

  • @minisvamp

    @minisvamp

    7 жыл бұрын

    some say he needs to eat.. then in the same comment proceed to say how he shouldn't put in ads like that..

  • @mysterio1967

    @mysterio1967

    6 жыл бұрын

    TakelWolf yeah I don't like to see ads but it keeps him alive

  • @WillToNihilsm

    @WillToNihilsm

    6 жыл бұрын

    He told his fans to play a game that siphons money from you and the entire game is literally tapping the screen. His fans should be able to trust what he says

  • @brandonm2286

    @brandonm2286

    5 жыл бұрын

    Now it’s full of drama-fueled teenagers calling Jared a clown

  • @millerbrown3051

    @millerbrown3051

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@brandonm2286 We arent wrong 😂

  • @pjlurker420
    @pjlurker4204 жыл бұрын

    Dude this game scared the s**t out of my little sister and I all the way back in 92-93. So scary. I remember having a blast playing this game.

  • @fieryfortifier3194
    @fieryfortifier31947 жыл бұрын

    At least its not sponsored by Lootcrate...

  • @TeebTimboe

    @TeebTimboe

    7 жыл бұрын

    FieryFortifier is rather it be sponsored by lootcrate than some trash mobile game.

  • @fieryfortifier3194

    @fieryfortifier3194

    7 жыл бұрын

    Tim Wielgot I'm just saying that because KZreadrs are sponsored by Lootcrate ALL THE DAMN TIME EVERY OTHER VIDEO, and usually they talk about how *great* the Lootcrates are when they're opening them in their 2 minute long paid pandering, when they're usually subjectively filled with worthless *shit* in the eyes of most people. As a result, its more bearable to see a sponsor that's not so over used on the internet...

  • @drosso4956

    @drosso4956

    7 жыл бұрын

    FieryFortifier like audible and best fiends forever

  • @Liesmith424

    @Liesmith424

    7 жыл бұрын

    My latest Lootcrate was filled with Audible ads.

  • @vividandlucid

    @vividandlucid

    7 жыл бұрын

    GameGrumps is often sponsored by Lootcrate, and they make great ads. I don't think you can make that great of an ad about some mobile game, so I would find it sadder if the same ad was about Lootcrate, because there isn't much potential you can out into an ad about a game where you mindlessly tap the screen.

  • @Raziel_Plisken
    @Raziel_Plisken5 жыл бұрын

    Such gentleman having to awkwardly jump platforms wearing elegant clothes and bow tie to fight the gatekeeper of hell... I miss the 90's

  • @geremysorlinigiguere9535
    @geremysorlinigiguere95356 жыл бұрын

    With Adpocalypse I can understand the ad in the vid. Plus it won't kill you to skip it manually if you absolutely must. If youtube won't give us ads then we can just make our own.

  • @jjenk911
    @jjenk9116 жыл бұрын

    Considering that this game is 26 years old, these computer graphics were pretty advanced. The pre-rendered backgrounds still look pretty good.

  • @ThePickleBehindTheSlaughter
    @ThePickleBehindTheSlaughter7 жыл бұрын

    6:48 I see this game also inspired ride to hell

  • @ScreamDemon462

    @ScreamDemon462

    3 жыл бұрын

    It took me a few minutes to understand this

  • @kefkapalazzo1092
    @kefkapalazzo10927 жыл бұрын

    when are you going to review ff6?

  • @danrg26

    @danrg26

    7 жыл бұрын

    legend of the dragoon

  • @Nocturnal_Neko

    @Nocturnal_Neko

    7 жыл бұрын

    Kefka Palazzo can earthbound be next

  • @kefkapalazzo1092

    @kefkapalazzo1092

    7 жыл бұрын

    ***** after 6 yes XD.

  • @soufpokemario

    @soufpokemario

    7 жыл бұрын

    We need more final fantasy videos!

  • @Nocturnal_Neko

    @Nocturnal_Neko

    7 жыл бұрын

    Buttobi fine 6 and 9 maybe 12 at best but their are people who ripped 10,7,8 apart but earthbound is the list or mother 3

  • @Derceto00
    @Derceto007 жыл бұрын

    Nice throwback to a true classic. This game is in my tops of all time.

  • @ryancurtis5425
    @ryancurtis54252 жыл бұрын

    New Alone in the Dark, baby!!

  • @memeguy2488

    @memeguy2488

    2 жыл бұрын

    And its a remake/reimagining of this game which is happy to hear after the release of "that game from 2008"

  • @Stonestreamdubs
    @Stonestreamdubs7 жыл бұрын

    Jared! You forgot to give a final rating!

  • @xMaugrex
    @xMaugrex7 жыл бұрын

    *Shows you don't need to even be looking at the screen to succeed in Best Fiends* Looks like a fun game.

  • @sgtfeign2121
    @sgtfeign21214 жыл бұрын

    8:07 Literally got out of my seat to check if my phone was ringing. That’s my ringtone.

  • @javodey
    @javodey6 жыл бұрын

    2:32 that frog is terrifying. Either he's tripping major balls or he's possessed by a goat demon.

  • @TheGoldenBolt
    @TheGoldenBolt7 жыл бұрын

    Well THAT was a good time to log into KZread...

  • @Spiralr

    @Spiralr

    7 жыл бұрын

    HI dude

  • @RP-tatari-

    @RP-tatari-

    7 жыл бұрын

    The Golden Bolt I got like 4 notifications at the same time

  • @TaylorXIV

    @TaylorXIV

    7 жыл бұрын

    The Golden Bolt hey it's that guy I subbed too and then never watched any of his vids :P

  • @TheGoldenBolt

    @TheGoldenBolt

    7 жыл бұрын

    Rayehn of the Filth Oh, I don't set the little notification bell on channels or anything. I just happened to open up YT at the perfect moment!

  • @sadlad5258
    @sadlad52586 жыл бұрын

    1:30 After seeing Jared's Doki Doki Literature Club gameplay, I can safely say that game is on that list now.

  • @WillieManga
    @WillieManga Жыл бұрын

    6:46 Fear not the man who tries a thousand different kicks, but kicks the same a thousand times.

  • @pinkiepower1968
    @pinkiepower19684 жыл бұрын

    I came to watch this AFTER I watched Jared's playthrough on the other channel - I giggled at several points remembering how much trouble some of the monsters and puzzles gave him! Glad you're back, Jared!

  • @MaXF25
    @MaXF257 жыл бұрын

    That adevertisement didn't need to be that long.

  • @blazingwaters7469

    @blazingwaters7469

    7 жыл бұрын

    It was a minute long....

  • @esoopthederp7672

    @esoopthederp7672

    7 жыл бұрын

    your right the companie should have showered him with money for saying "wow guys these guys are paying me to tell you to play this game gottagobye!"

  • @theinternetpolice4365
    @theinternetpolice43656 жыл бұрын

    "I'm the (monitization) universe!" "I don't have your stone, and (monitization) you anyway!"

  • @Robbo-qi2zl
    @Robbo-qi2zl Жыл бұрын

    I remember thinking this was the pinnacle of video game graphics/gaming when it came out. Me and my 386 PC with a 3.5 disk drive (which was cutting edge compared to 5.25" disks).

  • @Lilhawke
    @Lilhawke7 жыл бұрын

    Hey Jared, since you've left screw attack, I'm happy to see you've found your own jam. Cheers man, keep up the great work!

  • @CoasterMagicX2
    @CoasterMagicX26 жыл бұрын

    That's why my final rating is a Twilight Zone/10

  • @koolkizarka5166
    @koolkizarka51667 жыл бұрын

    Hello darkness by old fiend...

  • @damienvandepol

    @damienvandepol

    7 жыл бұрын

    Kool Kizarka I've come to talk about free mobile games again

  • @HD_Dabnado

    @HD_Dabnado

    7 жыл бұрын

    i've come to bring upon you light... BECAUSE I'M THE FUCKING LIGHTBRINGER!!!

  • @sergeantjoe

    @sergeantjoe

    7 жыл бұрын

    Mega Punch I AM THE F**KING UNIVERSE!!!!!

  • @NebLleb

    @NebLleb

    7 жыл бұрын

    "i've come to bring upon you light... BECAUSE I'M THE FUCKING LIGHTBRINGER!!!" OH, GOD NO! NOT THAT ALONE IN THE DARK! At least THAT ONE wasn't Illumination... or the Uwe Boll shitfest for that matter.

  • @christophergibbs2616
    @christophergibbs26167 жыл бұрын

    Fantastic video as always, Jared! The only thing I want to say is that while Alone in the Dark is definitely a grandaddy of survival horror, Sweet Home for the NES should probably take the title of "game that inspired the survival horror series."

  • @nightbeat6416
    @nightbeat64167 жыл бұрын

    2:56 This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

  • @kylelangdon6724
    @kylelangdon67247 жыл бұрын

    He didn't give it a rating.

  • @BANJOKUZOOIE
    @BANJOKUZOOIE5 жыл бұрын

    Love your videos! Hope to see more!

  • @PandaChan29
    @PandaChan297 жыл бұрын

    My ancient computer only had the demo of this game which took place in the attic and even though I was just a kid, it really did scare me a lot too! Looking back, it was a fun atmospheric romp through a Lovecraftian circumstance. Thanks for uploading!

  • @superbrett95
    @superbrett957 жыл бұрын

    8:03 really threw me off, the music is my ringtone!

  • @BTSmith-lp5pe
    @BTSmith-lp5pe7 жыл бұрын

    SO... Jared you spent too much money via playing and to pay your debt you're pushing the mobile game?

  • @noob4liveseverywhere

    @noob4liveseverywhere

    7 жыл бұрын

    B.T. Smith lol there gonna break his legs if he doesnt. few upgrades my ass lol.

  • @noob4liveseverywhere

    @noob4liveseverywhere

    7 жыл бұрын

    *theyre

  • @BTSmith-lp5pe

    @BTSmith-lp5pe

    7 жыл бұрын

    John Smith They're :P sorry I had to but lol.

  • @zachattack8471
    @zachattack84717 жыл бұрын

    I'm supposed to be playing Best Fiends Forever but this one player keeps kicking my ass...

  • @ConnorTheUndying

    @ConnorTheUndying

    7 жыл бұрын

    Is it TheJared27?

  • @reveriestyx2133

    @reveriestyx2133

    6 жыл бұрын

    Who's TheJared27?

  • @MugenLord
    @MugenLord7 жыл бұрын

    It wasn't just released on the PC it was also on the 3DO because I owned that version. It truly did spawn the survival horror genre and I was in 1st grade around the time this game was released.

  • @youtubecansuckit3787
    @youtubecansuckit37875 жыл бұрын

    the pirate in the game you fight is the physical ghoul form of the game's villain Ezechiel Pregzt. you fight his spirit at the end of which was infused with a tree

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