"IM THE FUCKING UNIVERSE!!!!" 10/10

@antman1001000

9 жыл бұрын

When he said that i nearly died of laughter

@Hydons

9 жыл бұрын

+Cobalt Crysis no i am

@manabluerose

8 жыл бұрын

+Cobalt Crysis I pissed myself with laughter.

@Hydons

8 жыл бұрын

***** uhhhhhhhhh k?

@manabluerose

8 жыл бұрын

Ok, not literally, but it was a pretty amusing sound.

"I'm the Lightbringer, I'm the f***ing universe" - sounds like a punch line from some adult swim show.

@thewonderfulMRnoob

9 жыл бұрын

killertrip10 That's some Steve Brule shit.

@dmas7749

9 жыл бұрын

thewonderfulMRnoob Please, oh please, have Steve Brule say that so I can see this glorious thing.

@wisemankugelmemicus1701

9 жыл бұрын

killertrip10 My new catchphrase.

@TadasG258

9 жыл бұрын

Those camera anglrs during that line makes it look like a clip from gamer poop.

@dmas7749

9 жыл бұрын

I love how bad the dialogue in this game is.

"I'm playing 'Alone in the Dark'." Imagine if you told someone that and they no clue that Alone in the Dark was a video game.

@ThePickleBehindTheSlaughter

8 жыл бұрын

+PokeDude011 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@pepsia6508

8 жыл бұрын

XD

@RareMissingno

8 жыл бұрын

Im always playing "Alone In The Dark"

@jeremyvandale9252

8 жыл бұрын

like my sister she owns alone in the dark (2008) and she thinks its based off a movie called alone in the dark I had to tell her its a reboot of a video game series not a movie-based game

@emperor_ivan

8 жыл бұрын

Why are you everywhere lmao.

That's a great comeback...I think I'll use it all the time from now on. "Hey, have you seen the dog?" "I DON'T HAVE YOUR DOG, AND F**K YOU ANYWAY!" "What's the time?" "I DON'T HAVE THE TIME, AND F**K YOU ANYWAY!"

@catandgrouper4760

8 жыл бұрын

That's the best joke I've heard in a while.😄😄😄😄😂😄👍👍

@ZorotheGallade

8 жыл бұрын

Carlos Vera I am not an asshole anymore. I AM THE LIGHTBRINGER! I AM THE F**KING UNIVERSE!

@SilkyLew

7 жыл бұрын

LMAO WOW

@clipboss8052

5 жыл бұрын

@@ZorotheGallade I don't have your lightbringer! And FUCK u anyway!!!

@bastionunitb7388

4 жыл бұрын

my sister looses her phone all the time so I'm definitely going to use that hey bro have you seen my phone? I DON'T HAVE YOUR PHONE AND FUCK YOU ANYWAY!

"I DON'T HAVE YOUR STONE, AND FUCK YOU ANYWAY." Idk what you're talking about Jared, that's some good shit right there lol

@AlleeCatBlues

9 жыл бұрын

DrankyDrank I'M THE FUCKING UNIVERSE!

@dorffy618

9 жыл бұрын

+DrankyDrank "I DO HAVE A STONE, BUT ITS IN BOTH OF MY KIDNEYS AND IM DEAD NOW, BYE" -Alone in the dark guy, 2003608

@belinskiparadox7687

9 жыл бұрын

+Robertbert BertBert roll credits

@dorffy618

9 жыл бұрын

NEXT EPISODE ON ALONE IN THE DARK *Plays A Blank Tape* TUNE IN ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF ALONE IN THE DARK

@Metaluck768

9 жыл бұрын

I DUN'T HAVE YUR SHHHHTOWNE AND FECK YUU ANYWAY

Voldemort: There is no good and evil, there is only power and those too weak to seek it. Together we'll do extraordinary things. Just give me the Stone! Harry: "I don't have your stone. And Fuck you, anyway!"

@TheKeyser94

9 жыл бұрын

+PLAINMooRE Yeah, I feel the magic when he marry his Mary Sue.

@spyrellephea1105

8 жыл бұрын

+ConDom You're a potty mouth Harry.

@FreezingMocha

8 жыл бұрын

Harry:IM THE FUKING UNIVERSE valdemort:FUCK YOU ANYWAY

@BottomGlassCinema

8 жыл бұрын

Caue_antigo More like: Hagrid: "You're a Wizard, Harry." Harry: "I'M THE FUCKING UNIVERSE."

@requiem4ameme2

8 жыл бұрын

+ConDom "What is the difference, Potter, between Monkshood and Wolf's Bane?" "I don't know, Professor. AND FUCK YOU ANYWAY!"

"But don't forget about me, I won't forget about you" damn dude, I'm sorry

@danielleallen5395

4 жыл бұрын

He said he forgives you in his explanation. No bad blood

@kylejohnson423

4 жыл бұрын

@@danielleallen5395 i was actually one of the ones who stuck around. It's just, i can relate as a victim of both cyberbullying and sexual assault.

@metalcorpseman5433

4 жыл бұрын

Ah, recent comments. Is this your second time around too?

@reseveej6909

3 жыл бұрын

@Sgt. Joe who's this guy? Lol

the good thing is, you are not alone in the dark, your fans support you

@_Mutt_

4 жыл бұрын

:)

@Stbeter

4 жыл бұрын

The most wholesome comment

@derekrequiem4359

4 жыл бұрын

Until Heidi makes another 30+ tweet rant, and the fans will rush back to her until Jared makes another video... The internet hate mob is a fickle bunch, eh?

@vapor404

4 жыл бұрын

Derek Requiem this whole thing taught me something look at what’s provided very closely and be skeptical of everything

@Blaze-zm7zt

4 жыл бұрын

@@derekrequiem4359 fuck Heidi's dumb bitch ass

You want to know what this game is? It's everyone's "dream video game" made reality. You know what I'm talking about. That one game everyone "comes up with," that has no concept of scope or core mechanics and is just a random pile of ideas that sound cool on paper. It has a lot of "but"s and "yet"s, and tries to reconcile every cool idea from every game that ever came out before into something pretending to be a coherent whole. "Oh yeah, you can go anywhere because it's open world, but it's also linear so you never get bored, and it's just like RE4 but with SWORDS and PLATFORMING, and your inventory and health system are SO REALISTIC because they use your body instead of lame GUI elements! There's driving and CPR and firefighting and boss fights and RPG elements and... what? The game's due to ship tomorrow? But I'm not even done reading the design doc yet!"

@superapm9620

8 жыл бұрын

sounds like the triple A industry in a nutshell

@crdude806

8 жыл бұрын

actually this game did most of stuff before others. Not copying off of them

@superapm9620

8 жыл бұрын

rub ber uh dude i'm pretty sure platforming, open world, rpg's, over the shoulder shooting, driving and a realistic inventory system was done long before this game

@ultimateninjaboi

8 жыл бұрын

+rub ber the original Alone in the Dark, yes. but this game came out in 2009. very, VERY little of it is in any way original. MAYBE the idea of your inventory screen being you looking down into your jacket pockets... but even then, it's just the way it's presented. not the mechanics of it. this game is an amalgamation of successful game mechanics, shoehorned together into a mess of a game, and named after a popular old franchise. actually, that reminds me of the only other thing this game kind of "did first." It's one of the beginning instances of Atari's modern business MO. "let's fuck up a beloved old franchise of ours by 'modernizing' it with a game that has the most tenuous connection to the original, and bury it in shit gameplay, and a pile of popular game mechanics."

@Lyubimov89

4 жыл бұрын

DeadBoneJones so true, especially the “let’s add open world to this game because open world makes everything better by default!”

Imagine if they actually had an immortal Edward carnby (the real one not this 90's anti hero) as the protagonist. It would be so entertaining to see a man from that time look at the modern world.

@asmodeus58XX

Жыл бұрын

Kinda like Dio in Stardust Crusaders, except the 1920's already had cars.

WHY WOULD YOU SET UP A VIDEO GAME LIKE A FUCKING SOAP OPERA.

@RiNicku1ous

7 жыл бұрын

demonitization station tell that to telltale games.

@thegoatkingchannel2377

7 жыл бұрын

ReNikulous Filmz with Telltale game it actually feels like the end to a episode. unlike Alone in the dark.

@RiNicku1ous

7 жыл бұрын

Nova Space Heroes oh yeah I forgot that this game is crap

@RAFMnBgaming

7 жыл бұрын

because higher framerates allow for smoother controls and better feeling dynamic camera movement.

@dr.docter5211

7 жыл бұрын

BECASUE HES THE FUCKING UNRIVSE

"Its like using a lawnmower, only you can suddenly stafe" I want it

@h2o2go141

4 жыл бұрын

Hover mowers are a thing!

Sadly, Alone in the Dark: Illumination is even worse somehow.

@DharmaOutlaw

9 жыл бұрын

Stan Claas yeah they fucked up the dark part in this and fucked the alone part in illumination

@ultimateninjaboi

8 жыл бұрын

+Dalarian I see you are a fan of Yahtzee, as well? X3

@supermansuperman3047

7 жыл бұрын

this game has amazing dialogue, what are you talking about? I DON'T HAVE YOUR STONE, AND FUCK YOU ANYWAY I AM THE FUCKING UNIVERSE ^Examples

@RolandCollides

7 күн бұрын

Thank god the new reboot finally broke the curse.

A lawnmower that can strafe would be badass

"Fracturing a rib makes her fall in love with you" I knew that whole domestic violence thing was a lie!

@sterlingmuse5808

6 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: That actually wasn't too inaccurate for CPR. You are in fact encouraged to use collarbone-fracturing force during the chest pumps; the animation there could have come straight from a CPR practice dummy.

@nathanclark2424

5 жыл бұрын

@@sterlingmuse5808 Why would professionals encourage you to do moves that could easily break someone's ribs?

@sterlingmuse5808

5 жыл бұрын

@@nathanclark2424 Because it can open the airways and prevent death. Basically, they're ok with sacrificing a few ribs or the collarbone to get the person the oxygen they need to live.

@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943

5 жыл бұрын

Holy fucking shit this aged like milk in the Arizona sun

@FASTERLANEDisBACK

5 жыл бұрын

@The Wrestler Jared tried to with minors.

Fun fact, that demon spends his weekends fighting Inspector Gadget.

@pokejoseph

6 жыл бұрын

Jake Theberge Brown Bricks

@sergeantjoe

6 жыл бұрын

"I'll get you next time lightbringer next time"

@SQUIDWORD15

4 жыл бұрын

Technically inspector gadget fights Dr claw, Dr claw just commits crimes and gadget stops him.

@Ericstump76768

3 жыл бұрын

Ok

"One of the coolest parts of Alone in the Dark is the use of fire." All of us who watched this video should work together to make a game called Alone in the Fire: Putting Detroit Firefighters to Shame.

@celebi734

9 жыл бұрын

+Alexis Lyle Greatest game ever.

@belinskiparadox7687

9 жыл бұрын

+Celebi734 tenoutaten material

@axelvoss9653

8 жыл бұрын

+Alexis Lyle 7.8/10 -- Too Much Fire

@smolson8471

8 жыл бұрын

Axel Voss XD

@funnychic7

6 жыл бұрын

Alexis Lyle "It sure is a... Game..." - IGN

Am I the only one that, when hearing the demon, expected him to yell "I'll get you next time, Gadget!"?

@belinskiparadox7687

9 жыл бұрын

Generic Bad guy voice was generic

@jdjohnson1591

8 жыл бұрын

+Steve Rogers (Ethan) Now, don't get me wrong. SCP Containment Breach is a good horror game. The issue, though, is that the blinking doesn't have much of an overall purpose. It only comes into effect when around SCP-173.

@belinskiparadox7687

8 жыл бұрын

jd johnson ok?

@jdjohnson1591

8 жыл бұрын

Steve Rogers ...oh...I must have replied to the wrong comment...huh...this is awkward... ...uh, move along people...nothing to see here...

@belinskiparadox7687

8 жыл бұрын

jd johnson lol

"Now give me my stone!" Wait a minute… Voldemort, is that you?

@KiwiKJ

7 жыл бұрын

^ reminds me of "owo whats this *pounces on your buldge*"

@Thatslifebro_

7 жыл бұрын

No Voldemort is actually a decent Villain.

@sergeantjoe

7 жыл бұрын

Harry Potter: I don't have your stone and f**k you anyway

@darklord884

7 жыл бұрын

That would've enhanced the game if it really was Voldemort. And this also made me think of how ridiculous (and amazingly cheesy) it would've been if Harry would've either replied "I don't have your stone! And fock you anyway!" in the first movie or if during the talk with Hermione about how some chick thinks Harry is the chosen one, instead of saying "She's right, I am." in movie 4, he'd say.: "She's right. I'm the f*cking universe!"

@DinosaurFan88

7 жыл бұрын

Honestly, it reminds me more along the lines of Jenner from The Secret of NIMH.

There's a reason his name is PADDINGton

@randommanofculture2673

6 жыл бұрын

Badum Tss

ProJared is so brave to actually play and complete this mess. I tried the demo and man... that driving section RUINED the game for me.

@djolegusman

9 жыл бұрын

Yeah, my friend has it and we were basically just skipping and skipping.. Normally I'm pretty decent in driving in video games, but this game.... It took me about 10 ducking attempts.

@Minchken

7 жыл бұрын

The game isn't that bad, 6/10

Actually, most of the time when properly performing CPR, you fracture the person's ribs. Though Sarah's chest looks rather squishy, and doesn't look like she's actually getting CPR, but rather having her chest crushed with rocks.

@usagirocks

9 жыл бұрын

ImTheMagicalDolphin the only time those stiff rock boobs will move

@adambrien896

9 жыл бұрын

I think that CPR was incorrectly performed.

@Centttttt60

7 жыл бұрын

Also when you perform CPR you usually remove all clothing from the chest. At least that's what I was taught.

@MrQwertysystem

Жыл бұрын

Just so anyone who happens to stumble upon this comment, that's actually false. If CPR is performed correctly there shouldn't be any broken ribs and if there are you've used too much force, BUT that myth keeps living because it's considered better to have caused few broken ribs rather than not push strongly enough.

@psychwardsandSCENE

Жыл бұрын

this is a myth. please stop pushing that dogshit as fact. delete your comment.

"I'm really glad this never caught on". Well I got bad news for past Jared.

@nathanhall9345

7 жыл бұрын

The only game where I feel episodic format actually enhances the game is Asura's Wrath. But then, I spent the whole game screaming, "THIS IS SO FREAKING ANIME!" anyway, so why not commercial breaks and episode pacing?

@nathanhall9345

7 жыл бұрын

Yes! :D

@STARGATEfan01

6 жыл бұрын

Until Dawn did it too :D but it was helpful

@crocodilerock4662

6 жыл бұрын

Alan Wake made masterful use of it

@crystalstruthers262

6 жыл бұрын

i liked Alan wake and driver sanfeansisco did it to

I hate to be the boring guy who nitpicks everything, but CPR done right often breaks ribs.

@cjgg4885

6 жыл бұрын

Bash Bashfulsson Edward looked like he broke her ribs and punctured lungs

@aspire4more

5 жыл бұрын

This is the exact comment i was looking for lol. If it wasn’t here, i was going to make it

@DarthLahey479

5 жыл бұрын

@Alexander TamIf you look up, you may just see the joke that flew right over your head.

@CrasherX2000

5 жыл бұрын

Done right? Don’t you mean done wrong?

@MyratheDunmer

5 жыл бұрын

No, he means done right. You NEED a lot of pressure to do CPR well, so broken ribs are a common side effect. Much better than death.

The demon voice sounds like Black Doom from Shadow the Hedgehog. ...Not a compliment.

@crazyj10agains

9 жыл бұрын

And the Big Boss Metalhead from Jak 2 (Forgot his name).

@lavierakoover893

9 жыл бұрын

Oh god your right! XP And Shadow the Hedgehog was one of my favorites on my original Xbox. Yes it was goofy and there were some slightly irritating parts to the gameplay but still enjoyable and funny seeing shadow running around shooting guns XD

@jdchalfant7071

9 жыл бұрын

Lavie Rakoover HOW DO YOU LIVE! I bet you think sonic 06 is the best game ever, compared to what you think is a good videogame

@lavierakoover893

9 жыл бұрын

Well guess what John. I did play Sonic 06 and I thought it was terribly controlled, badly written, and overall incomplete but pushed out the door to make a profit. And no the best Sonic game personally to myself is Sonic Adventure 2, while having some mishaps control and story wise but still one of the greats. And here's something else, I love good video games. Am I saying Shadow is an award winning game? No, not anything of the sort. But it did seem to embrace the ridiculousness of its premise and the speed segments and level variety and collectable challenges were fun. Plus who would you be to say what's a good sonic game and what's not. I figure to point of having an opinion is to be able to make your own decisions on what you think is good and what you think is less so, Chalfant.

@pokejoseph

6 жыл бұрын

Where’s that damn 4th Chaos Emerald!?

"I'm the light-bringer! I'm the fucking universe!" That line is so ridiculous and narmy. I laughed for a while :)

@coltenlarson100

10 жыл бұрын

?

@dmas7749

10 жыл бұрын

It seems to be funnier that it's censored, taking any remaining depth that was there in the first place. "I'M THE ****ING UNIVERSE!"

There’s nothing worse than when they try to retcon a classic character to be some modern day douche and say “oh no it’s literally the same guy.” AT LEAST GIVE HIM THE ENGLISH GENTLEMAN MUSTACHE FOR GOD SAKES.

@sethmichel6138

4 жыл бұрын

Is this comment about the game or about how everyone on Twitter tried to make ProJared seem like a douche, hard to tell with these types of comments from around the time the truth came out

@dereknight861

3 жыл бұрын

Seth Michel no it’s to the game.

@AnthonyFlames275

3 жыл бұрын

They could have also had the character be a child of the original character. Would probably have worked better

@GuardianTam

3 жыл бұрын

Looking at you DMC reboot.

@AnthonyFlames275

3 жыл бұрын

@@GuardianTam the DMC reboot wasnt half bad. I played the originals and felt like the reboot did it's best it could with the changes that had to be made (Ninja Thoery wanted to design Dante close to the original but Capcom told them to make it different so that's one example of where they werent at fault)

"I'm playing Alone in the Dark" But the lights are on?

@bluerious5475

5 жыл бұрын

Don’t worry, he wasn’t talking about then.

Did anyone else notice that that was MAX F**KING PAYNE VOICING EDWARD!?

@raeedibnzamanvintage7438

9 жыл бұрын

Alex Howard Max Payne is not real

@DoubleOhSeven68

9 жыл бұрын

raeed zaman I can't tell if you're serious or not?

@appleWhisky43

9 жыл бұрын

Alex Howard Max Payne is a lie

@joeltornlund4061

9 жыл бұрын

Alex Howard Max Payne isn't a real person.

@DoubleOhSeven68

9 жыл бұрын

I'm not giving a retort because I know you guys must be fucking with me.

btw i think yahtzee said it best, "you're no longer alone because of all the npc's, and it's not even dark because everything is on fire!!"

How would you describe Batman's method of breaking into Arkham Asylum in Batman Begins? Bat tornado.

@dank3812

7 жыл бұрын

#batnado is the new #sharknado

@jennikarosanne918

5 жыл бұрын

Batwing+Tornado=Batnado.

@Ratciclefan

5 жыл бұрын

#batnado

I think a strafing lawnmower would be very helpful.

@darklord884

7 жыл бұрын

Sure wouldn't be good for precise control.

@WH250398

6 жыл бұрын

LAAAAAAWNPUUUURGE

@101Volts

3 жыл бұрын

Hovercraft Lawnmowers actually exist, but they're mostly used on golf courses in North America. They leave no wheel marks, and it seems they go down steep slopes near water pretty well.

@tsm688

2 жыл бұрын

@@101Volts scientists unveil a new method to make lawnmowers EVEN FUCKING LOUDER

"I'm playing Alone in The Dark," Jared, we don't want to hear about your sex life.

@andrewollmann304

7 жыл бұрын

John Eisenmann Tommy Wiseau does!

6 жыл бұрын

- "Anyway, how's your sex life?" - "I'm playing Alone in the Dark."

@MemeHoagie

5 жыл бұрын

Damn

@ChaseMC215

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah tell that to your 2019 self, Jared.

@belkanox1

5 жыл бұрын

a big oof moment

I want a death metal band consisting of Jesus Christ (bass), The Lightbringer (lead vocalist), Chuck Norris (drums), and Macho Man Randy Savage (lead guitar). The Devout Harbingers, with their hit single: _I AM THE FUCKING UNIVERSE_

@cagaming9724

9 жыл бұрын

farjacko LOL

@ProtectorofGray1644

9 жыл бұрын

Steven Universe should be the main lyricist.

@screenwatcher949

9 жыл бұрын

Gray colors are awesome But, Jesus doesn't like homosexuals.

@ProtectorofGray1644

9 жыл бұрын

Broguy the Shy Guy NO LESBIANS ALLOWED, IN A CHRISTIAN GAME

@ProtectorofGray1644

9 жыл бұрын

Also Faith +1 should also collab with the band.

The driving section was BAT enough.

@MiloTheMightyDude

8 жыл бұрын

It's been nice gnawing you!

@supernintendochalmers3385

8 жыл бұрын

+buzzboy 24 That joke doesn't make sense without context

@MiloTheMightyDude

8 жыл бұрын

Jordan Alexander it's as good in context, so...

@rafelicata6687

8 жыл бұрын

DAMMIT WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP WRITING PUNS BEFORE ME?!?!

@martincao4458

8 жыл бұрын

Papa Bagel because chicken mcnuggets

Number 10. They just keep getting better.

If this was Shadow the Hedgehog, the ending would be more like... "I'm the light-bringer! I'm the ****ing universe! THIS... is who I AM!!!"

@TheAssOfEternity

10 жыл бұрын

Don't forget a hearty "AND FUCK YOU ANYWAY!"

@ThePickleBehindTheSlaughter

10 жыл бұрын

im sure that was an ending XD

Spreading the love in the comments today as I watch the video!

Glad to see no one's asking who's here from the new video. Wait...

@MellowFellowVA

7 жыл бұрын

xD

@snopdoog3308

7 жыл бұрын

IM THE FUCKING UNIVERSE

lol I had forgottten that the guy that's the main voice for this game is the same dude that does Max Payne

@Kakashifan727

7 жыл бұрын

And Tidus from FFX.

@justsomehisuianzoroark6237

7 жыл бұрын

Not Tidus, that was a different guy/James Arnold Taylor.

@aviantheassassin9103

6 жыл бұрын

That’s depressing

@Blurgleflargle

5 жыл бұрын

Which is twice as ironic when considering that Remedy's next project, Alan Wake, was basically - a better version of Alone in the Dark (even though it had to curb a lot of its ambition).

@TheTakUser

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, having played Max Payne 3, I immediately thought the guy's voice sounded familiar. Also, I noticed the similarities to Alan Wake as TAPETRVETVBE pointed out, and upon revisiting the review a few years later.

"Max Payne Gets Lost In Central Park And Badtrips On Acid"

Blinking in a video game? What is this, SCP Containment Breach?

@anguslatham5470

9 жыл бұрын

No its Alone in the Dark

@CloudsAreTimeLords

9 жыл бұрын

Angus Latham Bad day?

@anguslatham5470

9 жыл бұрын

No i said its Alone in the Dark

@mozillafoxer8489

9 жыл бұрын

Angus Latham Sorry for reusing this, but I just have to: The joke Your head

@pavlebanjac1392

9 жыл бұрын

That was sarcasm

Jared should have mentioned how you heal, with the first aid spray. It's... weird. And kind of amusing.

@WillieManga

Жыл бұрын

"In fact, in some cutscenes, they literally hang off the character model. You even have first aid spray to heal Edward. Almost like Resident Evil."

So. If edward carnby was away for, 84 years I think. And he was....let's say 30 shall we, in his original game. Then why the fuck is he 114 years old, yet still looks like a 54 year old.

@yusei2221

8 жыл бұрын

+Buttcheek Mcgee MAGIC *snort snort*

@dustthegreninja1745

8 жыл бұрын

+Doctor J SATANIC magic snort snort

@miamisigma3888

8 жыл бұрын

Dust The Greninja its satanic game magic.

@asmodeus58XX

7 жыл бұрын

Nanomachines, son. Oh wait, wrong game.

@justanaussie5635

6 жыл бұрын

And he fell in love with a woman who’s 90 years younger than him (Estimated).

Say what you will, but the quote at the end of the bad ending is actually awesome. "I am the Light Bringer...I AM THE F*CKING UNIVERSE!"

@jonahbrown5669

2 жыл бұрын

Awesome in a hilariously bad way lol

The first driving section was already... "Bat" enough? I regret nothing.

@DreadlordZolias

10 жыл бұрын

I swear... that bad pun just drove me batty.

@MrPodaky

10 жыл бұрын

DreadlordZolias I swear both of you are bat shit crazy.

"Alone in the Dark made survival horror and then Resident Evil copied it." I'll just be over here playing 1989's Sweet Home.

@TheClaybones

7 жыл бұрын

It's true if you're only counting action games I guess.

@piercetheheavens719

7 жыл бұрын

Alone in the Dark revolutionized it. Sweet Home was exclusively released in Japan, and it's also a JRPG (redundant I know). Different genre technically.

@PaleHorseShabuShabu

7 жыл бұрын

1) I know Sweet Home was elusively released in Japan. 2) I don't care if AitD revolutionized the genre. That's not what we're talking about. 3) Calling Sweet Home a JRPG is like calling Metal Gear Solid or Resident Evil 2 action games. It's true, but it's not a complete description.

@piercetheheavens719

7 жыл бұрын

Pale Horse ok

@iverson64_

7 жыл бұрын

1981's 3D monster maze

Jared: (talking about episodes in video games) I’m really glad this never caught on. Telltale: Hold my beer MGS5: Hold your own, I’m coming with you Battlefield Hardline: Wait up guys!

@puppymaroon964

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget Angels of Death and Siren: Blood Curse.

@SolidRaiden2655

2 жыл бұрын

RE Revelations: AITD mind if I borrow something from you... Again!

'Bat Tornado' would be a good band name.

@Phoebe5448

6 жыл бұрын

Or Batnado: The long awaited spinoff/sequel to Sharknado :)

@trethestar

4 жыл бұрын

@@Phoebe5448 with special guests star Ben Affleck as Batman.

I remember really liking this game. I thought the health with the injuries was pretty cool. I loved the fire mechanics, I felt cool shooting bottles I threw, and I thought the story was interesting, including the episodic style. I don't remember having any problems with the controls but I'm willing to chalk that up to the fact that I played this 6 years ago and was 13.

@swampet5457

Жыл бұрын

Unless you've played it since you commented this; it has been 13 years since you played this game. Literally half your life ago. Welcome to feeling old "xD

ProJared is so underrated he's awesome as shit

@CasaiAgicap

8 жыл бұрын

Poop isn't awesome Sorry

@petemadrona2252

8 жыл бұрын

+CasaiAgicap Poop is awesome! Along with wall tits and buck--ass disappointment! Get the reference?

@gurvmlk

8 жыл бұрын

Of course poop is awesome. If it weren't for shit, we would all die of toxins accumulating in our body.

@petemadrona2252

8 жыл бұрын

gurvmlk And if it weren't for shit, the entire human race would've died of tummy aches

@theboomerpride

8 жыл бұрын

this is a pretty crappy comment chain

Demon voice: I'll get you next time, Gadget!!!

@pokejoseph

6 жыл бұрын

plasticbutler Brown Bricks Minecrap

@jessecain9717

5 жыл бұрын

Edward: I don't know anyone named Gadget and f*ck you anyway.

8:08 Sheesh, Jared, everybody knows a hot air balloon wouldn't work without an atmosphere. How DARE your funny similes not be completely scientifically accurate??? Also, good video.

@matthewjones6786

9 жыл бұрын

Yeah, wouldn't a hot air balloon be as floaty as anything else in space? :P

@MaxonerousX

9 жыл бұрын

A Better one would be trying to control 14 molecules of water in a lake, beneath the surface

I want to make yet another comparison to this game and Resident Evil. So, Resident Evil ripped off the original Alone in the Dark, then this game ripped off Resident Evil 4. But, this game has a "tv like" story set up. Guess what, SO DOES RESIDENT EVIL REVELATIONS! 0_o

@memberofchat2825

5 жыл бұрын

that's what i was thinking

You should be playing D&D with yer homies!

@bastionunitb7388

4 жыл бұрын

@Grace Mitchell i really hope i want to see shun and tadorin again

I honestly like the final exchange of the good ending. "How does it feel to be so alone?" "I'm used to it." In a better written game where the character isn't an unlikable asshat and who we actually know something/care about, it could be a really effective line. It would need to be delivered better and with a better set-up, but I could see a scene ending with that line being very effective.

@marcanthonybattenberg7636

Жыл бұрын

It's pretty good, but the bad ending is hilariously awesome.

What kind of "Alone In The Dark" game is this? Where's Tara Reid as the archaeologist? Where's the ten minutes of unreadable prologue text? Don't tell me they couldn't get Christian Slater to come in to record the dialogue.

@Tamaki742

6 жыл бұрын

We do not talk about that.

@charliejones3272

6 жыл бұрын

UWE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

@fukkthisnewupdate8882

6 жыл бұрын

Doug Glassman my headcanon is that this is an alternate universe.

@TheSkyRender

6 жыл бұрын

It doesn't even qualify as an Alone in the Dark game on a literal level. You're not alone, and it's not dark because everything is on fire.

@projectmistery7269

6 жыл бұрын

You ugly

Batnado... I like to see a movie of that...

@RoseTheKitty1

10 жыл бұрын

XD what if it was just a tornado of Batman's face or something

@mharizsaifuddin7059

10 жыл бұрын

The_Butter_Kity123 Then that would be Bat shit crazy...

@RoseTheKitty1

10 жыл бұрын

Mhariz Saifuddin XD

@dr_lazer4694

10 жыл бұрын

Mhariz Saifuddin NO, non of that! SHAME!

@gutter3104

10 жыл бұрын

We need ponynado :D

"They made it like a tv show [...] i'm really glad this didnt caught on" 4 years later camed MGS phantom pain and did the same thing.

@Sarato

6 жыл бұрын

Kinnugan Four years? More like eight years.

@sirlukas73

6 жыл бұрын

Kinnugan didn't it only do the TV transition thing like...twice?

@WillieManga

4 жыл бұрын

Actually The Walking Dead was more like that; having a TV serial format. It worked pretty well since the AMC show was on TV

@CapnShades

2 жыл бұрын

Everyone here has forgotten all about Quantum Break. Which is thoroughly unsurprising.

I would’ve made the protagonist from Alone in the Dark (360) the son or something of Edward Carnby, as he really shouldn’t be alive after so many years, and if he was he definitely wouldn’t look so young. And also, being fair, it’s kinda hard to make someone look similar to a guy who’s head is comprised of about 20 polygons, and it’d be really hard to give the original Edward Carnby a scar using 20 flat-shaded polygons, so maybe he was always supposed to have one.

I know it doesn't matter but you are actually suppose to break ribs when preforming CPR

@Ratciclefan

6 жыл бұрын

OMGUKILLKENNY2 really?

@adambrien896

6 жыл бұрын

Juan D'Marco it’s not a goal, but injuring the ribs happens often.

@Tamaki742

6 жыл бұрын

I mean, not supposedly, but it happens.

@D_R11

6 жыл бұрын

You have to apply enough pressure to actually keep the heart pumping. Lightly pushing someone’s chest isn’t going to do anything. Sometimes that means breaking some ribs.

@dylancain8040

6 жыл бұрын

Um, no. I actually have a CPR certification, and no, you are not "supposed" to break the ribs. That is NOT supposed to happen, and if it does you were applying too much force with your chest compressions.

This game is the answer to the undying question. "What game's title can describe your sex life?"

@neves6867

7 жыл бұрын

Aneadlys mine is Dying Light ;-;

@funnyguy6879

7 жыл бұрын

Select WTF feels bad man

@jonahbrown5669

6 жыл бұрын

Devil May Cry

@stwbmc98

6 жыл бұрын

There’s a KZreadr named Jacksfilms who made a whole video about games that describe your sex life. Give it a look, it’s pretty funny.

@sterlingmuse5808

6 жыл бұрын

You mean, Metal Gear Solid Rising didn't work for you?

Came back here after watching Jared's playthrough of the original game on his gaming channel. :]

so The People Who Made This Version of Alone in The Dark Are Fans of Supernatural

@psykopyro

3 жыл бұрын

Please. Please stop using capitals at the beginning of every word. It's fucking dumb.

I think a horror game would be able to last alone around the idea of having to blink. Heck I can think of something that involves you being stuck inside of a mansion that has it's power going out frequently and every time it does you first have to blink a lot to see more clearly in the dark and you have to look out for the smallest of movement and you need your vision to be clear so you have to blink in order to not have blurred vision. And how about in the same place there's suddenly an enemy that will attack you if you look at it for too long but you need to see to, you know, get out. And if you touch the enemy you also die, so you can't just close your eyes and walk blindly then hope for the best. Or an enemy that's basically the weeping angels from doctor who were you have to look at them constantly or else they kill you. Why am I even writing this down!? No one's going to read it, and even if someone does read it they won't turn it into a game!

@BobixIX

9 жыл бұрын

+DR_LaZer Look into SCP Containment Breach

@jdjohnson1591

8 жыл бұрын

+BobixIX Now, don't get me wrong. SCP Containment Breach is a good horror game. The issue, though, is that the blinking doesn't have much of an overall purpose. It only comes into effect when around SCP-173.

@ninjabluefyre3815

10 ай бұрын

And then Close Your Eyes came out.

3:20... Almost like Resident Evil! *Sympathetic trombone blow*

@dwanedibly8129

8 жыл бұрын

Also, did anyone else think the demon lady's voice sounded a bit too much like Doom's eye from Shadow the Hedgehog?

@ShiningSpear

8 жыл бұрын

Nobody played Shadow the Hedgehog.

@blueblur98

8 жыл бұрын

i played shadow the hedgehog . it was my second sonic game. i still own that same copy to this very day.

@obotprime339

7 жыл бұрын

Actually, quite a few people did.

"I'm glad this never caught on." Then a few years later came out "Battlefield Hardline" and "Quantum Break"

@mrmackellar3337

7 жыл бұрын

Rickety-rickety Ross'd and the telltale games

@5carecrow94

7 жыл бұрын

Rickety-rickety Ross'd Only game to ever do it right was Alan Wake.

@Arcademan09

7 жыл бұрын

Rickety-rickety Ross'd Resident Evil copied it too

@WH250398

6 жыл бұрын

And they both sucked lol

*his face at he beginning* "Im playin Alone in the Dark" I bursed out laughing for no reason

What does this have anything to do with the original game??? Seems like...nothing to me! Why destroy an iconic series...just make a new title? If it fails on its own, then it fails, but if it fails with a well renowned series behind it...then there is a huge problem. ;/

@Iggsy81

10 жыл бұрын

Ruin the name? This game was The Last of Us compared to the Alone in The Dark movie though at least ! : )

@carsondoesstuff3487

10 жыл бұрын

I think they wanted to make a game and then thought they could sell a lot more if they tied it to an already successful franchise.

@Irked_Adjacent

10 жыл бұрын

This game brings me nostalgia, I didn't speak english and I sucked at this game so much, I died a total of 80 times through the whole game and i got stuck on the driving sequence.. gooood gooood times..

@VotingChipmunk

10 жыл бұрын

That's what happens when you ruin a great game series known for Horror and make it action oriented *looks at Capcom angrily*

@talkinghoorse6936

10 жыл бұрын

ooh I know! because some jackass was watching uwe boll's alone in the dark and he thought: "Gee this is what the whole series must be like!" so he made this POS game

Decided to come back and watch this after Jared's Top Ten Worst Games of 2014, and dang... this is pretty nostalgic. Even just the intro. I guess I've been watching ProJared for a long time, hahah.

Jared rises again. Just like the phoenix... the concept, not the movie

Hermes? That guy is clearly Dhalsim from Street Fighter!

@pepsia6508

8 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@TenguToshi

6 жыл бұрын

If Dhalism's yoga fire horribly misfired

@andrewstephenson5825

5 жыл бұрын

Dhalsim isn't looking so good

12:35 - I have had First Aid Lessons (required by my profession) and we were told, we have to apply high pressure, and we might really break some ribs. But its a low price for.. you know.. SURVIVING.^^ 13:22 - THIS is the most survival-like-survival-element ever. In Reallife you could not pause the reality to put stuff together. You'd have to do it in advance. And you could not carry all the stuff in the world along with you, cause you would either have to have a bagpack (which would take even more time to put it down and look around it), or use your jacket, which has limited space. Idk why this is a negative point

@killern3rd422

9 жыл бұрын

Nightkrowler well it's a neat mechanic just like super hydlide's food, sleep, and weight system. but just like those 3 mechanics it can become user hazardous

@ScourJful

9 жыл бұрын

Because it doesn't work at all. Realism doesn't mean better. Especially if this fixation on realism makes the game be slower, player hostile, and half assed. That's the issue, they included the mechanic without thinking of how it could be a problem. You are required to use fire to kill enemies. You have a limit to the fire ammo you receive. You run out, need to make more which means either in the middle of battle, you will have to combine fluid and bullets to make fire bullets, put it in gun, and not receive damage. Cause if you receive damage, then you could bleed out and if you preferred bullets more than bandages, you're dead. Again, we don't play games for their realism. If the game can make it work, then that's fine. Alone in the dark can not do that because of how awful the system is especially when combined with the overall game. There's a reason why games that give characters 10 slots for weapons do better. It's because they don't try to force in realism so much that they end up hurting the players and thus their game. Also, I don't believe you should put so much power into CPR to the point where the breasts of the women practically lose all perkiness. Especially since the breast suffering this problem isn't directly receiving physical contact. Of course ribs will break, it's that how he does it in the game is way too hard. To the point where you'll probably cause some damage elsewhere.

@TenshiCat

9 жыл бұрын

Nightkrowler I daresay that ZombiU does the 'going through your inventory in real time' element better because it's more simple and intuitive in that game, whereas having to combine items in this game is probably difficult to do when you're rushing because there's enemies around. But maybe that's a good thing that encourages you to make what you think you're going to need in advance, and be prepared!

@Nightkrowler

9 жыл бұрын

***** Yah. I really love realistic games and in RL (if there were Zombies and stuff around), you would not take your sweet time to make fire bullets when Zombies are around. And since bleeding comes in irregular paces, I'd ALWAYS have at least 1 bandage on me. Just in case.

@TenshiCat

9 жыл бұрын

Nightkrowler Yeah, I would too - that seems to be a realistic challenge in this game, you can't hold all that much in your jacket but you need to have some first aid on hand in case you get injured

The first car sequence is bad... the second one is just bat 6 ....) 6

@EntraOfficial

9 жыл бұрын

HahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahaha

@xXtheCshowXx

9 жыл бұрын

TS Prism (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@lorelig

9 жыл бұрын

+TS Prism ( ‾ʖ̫‾)

@belinskiparadox7687

9 жыл бұрын

huehuehuehuehuehuehhuehuehhuehhuehueehu

The idea of haveing the damage indicators on the character model is an interesting idea, if executed properly. In the Ghostbusters videogame from 2009, the entire Hud is on the protonpack. It was an inovative concept at the time. Keeps the screen less cluttered.

@platyclysm4633

4 жыл бұрын

Dead Space had a similar concept, with Isaac's R.I.G. displaying it on his back. Basically all HUD elements related to Isaac were on his person or weapons, wish more games utilized this.

This’s Really Just Making me Wanna See a Supernatural Video Game

Too much candy out of ten? Seems a little too sweet of a rating...

@joelstewart5982

8 жыл бұрын

bum-bum-tis

@asnowman5866

8 жыл бұрын

Boo!

@sebastianebel5167

8 жыл бұрын

+Nana-Kyoto i would say stubbing your toe out of ten

@thegreatcaesar7433

7 жыл бұрын

how about too much pain/10

@magicrainbowkitties1023

5 жыл бұрын

Deh ne ne _le slap_

I like how the CPR thing was the one thing they got right. Jared, you actually do want to push uber hard when doing CPR. Cracking ribs is normal in that instance.

That whole innovation of having a TV Show like presentation could honestly work in some cases....Has anyone here ever played Asura's Wrath?...Then you know where I am getting at.

@MiloTheMightyDude

8 жыл бұрын

Episodic games, when done right, also applies to this.

@TheKarui

8 жыл бұрын

+Xavior TheLycan (The Black Hood) No. Just no.

@NashTheBlade

8 жыл бұрын

TheKarui Something wrong with Asura's Wrath?

@TheKarui

8 жыл бұрын

Xavior TheLycan I play games to play games. Keep TV out of it

@jdjohnson1591

8 жыл бұрын

+TheKarui Other than how it affects the story, I don't see a game with episodic cutscenes necessarily being a bad thing, or at least not something to look down on a game for.

And now... we are getting a sequel! :D

@joseagustincuesta

9 жыл бұрын

You gotta be kidding me.

@Lalle524

9 жыл бұрын

They call it alone in the dark, and its a *stop me if you have heard this before* a Four Player co op survival round game

@joseagustincuesta

9 жыл бұрын

jasper daugaard You broke me. Who the fuck is the developer!?

@Lalle524

9 жыл бұрын

Pure FPS *yes, that is the name of them. Lucky for us its their first game* and the full name is Alone In The Dark Illumination. There are 4 playable characters *hunter, witch, priest, and engineer*

@joseagustincuesta

9 жыл бұрын

jasper daugaard I'l just give them the benefit of the doubt with that name. But holy crap!! How can you put the words "dark" and "illumination" right next to each other when the game is called Alone in the Dark. And holy crap x2!! How can you make a co-op game when the fucking the name of the damn franchise starts with the word "alone"!! What the fuck!?

12:40 Actually, I've heard that if you're performing CPR correctly, you WILL fracture a rib or two. It actually requires more pressure than you would think.

@CriticalRainbow

10 жыл бұрын

As a lifeguard, I can say this is true. We are suppose to push down at least 2 inches into their chest. Granted, you are more likely to just break cartilage around the ribs than fracturing them.

@Yayonzo

10 жыл бұрын

Rainbow Luster I knew I heard this somewhere, thanks for the reply!

@SpiderRiderKya

10 жыл бұрын

Ah, I see someone beat me to pointing this out. I was wondering if anyone else knew this. When I took my CPR course they told us the same thing. In fact, in many tv shows/movies they're often shown using to little force, though this could be to keep from hurting the actors(though they could always use dummies for those parts of the scenes). I'll take a cracked/broken rud over being dead any day.

@VotingChipmunk

10 жыл бұрын

SpiderRiderKya I have been cheated then, my CPR class teacher said nothing of the such XD, thankfully I haven't had to use any CPR yet, but I know what to do in case I have to :3

TBH I am actually impressed by some of the mechanics. Yeah, it doesn't look like a good game but some of those mechanics look intriguing.

Actually CPR can fracture rips, as you need to put a lot of pressure on the chest. In most TV shows they do it very weakly and don't even have their arms straight. I suppose they do this in order to not harm the actor who gets CPR.

@5carecrow94

7 жыл бұрын

SuperArppis I once had someone tell me, "If you don't fracture any ribs, you're doing it wrong."

@SuperArppis

7 жыл бұрын

***** Haha :D

@KuruttaKoibito

6 жыл бұрын

But punching people in the chest dosent really count as CPR

@SuperArppis

5 жыл бұрын

@@KuruttaKoibito I suppose it doesn't. :p But atleast he applies enough force for the heart. Still, his hands are pretty limp!

"I'm playing alone in the dark." I'm so sorry Jared... I'd play with you

How come "I'M THE FUCKING UNIVERSE" isn't a meme already?

@lavabite

10 жыл бұрын

There's no image to go with it. It's just a awesome quote also, IM THE FUCKING UNIVERSE!!!!!!

@ThatOneNakedGuy

10 жыл бұрын

Because memes are trash and only funny to awkward kids.

@nc2669

10 жыл бұрын

Personally, gotta give the award for funniest line to "I don't have your stone, and fuck you anyway!" That should be a meme

@GodOfTheeGames

10 жыл бұрын

Ktumbu Shenanigans Yeah... That seems eligible. Perhaps "stone" would be the word to be replaced. Example: "I don't have your weed, and fuck you anyway!'. Seems fitting, am I right?... No? ...Okay then :(

@nc2669

10 жыл бұрын

GodOfTheeGames lol :)

"Don't step on a crack, or you'll break yourself into oblivion!" Ah, I remember hearing that one all the time back in grade school! RIP Tommy, shouldn't've stepped on that crack :(

"I'm playing alone in the dark" naw your room seems pretty bright to me.

I REALLY want the jacket inventory in a better game. That is the best inventory idea of all time.

@MeagerClown

10 жыл бұрын

Try it in like Zelda. He opens a jacket or his tunic and freaking a 100 things fall out XD

@AydarBMSTU

10 жыл бұрын

The best inventory idea of all time is in Resident Evil 4 :P

Still better than Alone in the Dark: Illumination

one of the first youtube review videos I ever saw. still come back to it

Why does the main character look like Neil Breen?

there´s gotta be a better way to say "I´M PLAYING ALONE IN THE DARK"

The lawn mower analogy was spot on lmao I remember playing this game every day for a summer while achievement hunting. It was too hard for me to beat as a middle schooler

12:33 Actually, during CPR, it's not uncommon for ribs to be broken. It's actually kind of crucial in order for it to work.

@johndellacontrada9947

7 жыл бұрын

BTW the reason I know this is because I was a Boy Scout

Me and the boys watching old projared videos to support jared

Btw, Edward Carnaby is voiced by the same guy that did Max Payne. No wonder he is depressed.

I never knew who you were until the unfortunate events of the last few months. That being said your videos are pretty entertaining and I enjoy watching them.

14:40 Edward becomes Forklift Certified in this game?!

I remember watching the trailer for this and being hyped as hell. Especially the driving stages that were displayed on the trailer, it looked awesome! Then my parents got me the game as a birthday present on it's release and I hated it so much... It's one of the worst games I've ever played.

the highlight was definitely cutting an arm off with a pool cue.

@GHL24845

10 жыл бұрын

That was a sword