DON'T TOUCH MY MOMMA!! | ShxtsNGigs Podcast

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  • @SabrinaBaker-on9vb
    @SabrinaBaker-on9vb2 ай бұрын

    Fuhad really just throws his own spin on the tweets when he reads them 💀

  • @diamondchevon111

    @diamondchevon111

    2 ай бұрын

    I thought i be the only one that catch those 😂

  • @bubblebobblefullthrottle

    @bubblebobblefullthrottle

    2 ай бұрын

    Just remixing stuff and changing the meaning 😂

  • @lololollololol4819

    @lololollololol4819

    2 ай бұрын

    +100 intensity

  • @MrEasyNah
    @MrEasyNah2 ай бұрын

    Yep. That's why it's called "Crackhead Determination".

  • @bongy59

    @bongy59

    2 ай бұрын

    Now how do we harness that power without actually having to take crack bc I like my skin and teeth how they are

  • @korqui.p

    @korqui.p

    2 ай бұрын

    It's actually called addiction.

  • @michelleandrea5481

    @michelleandrea5481

    2 ай бұрын

    Like you gonna let a crackhead out hussle you

  • @kelseymay4791
    @kelseymay47912 ай бұрын

    He HIT her Fuhad. Not hit her up 😭💀

  • @jakedawson2813

    @jakedawson2813

    27 күн бұрын

    init

  • @NicoleSlays
    @NicoleSlays2 ай бұрын

    *Don't touch my momma caption intrigued me*

  • @NicoleSlays

    @NicoleSlays

    2 ай бұрын

    💯 ​@

  • @NicoleSlays

    @NicoleSlays

    2 ай бұрын

    💯

  • @Mez254

    @Mez254

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@ bro, your foreheads bigger than the goblet of fire, stop trying to grab a girl on YT😂

  • @ayo32

    @ayo32

    2 ай бұрын

    @Game is NOT game 😭

  • @ChillerCrow

    @ChillerCrow

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@ayo32 game IS game ayo, a long as it's respectful to a degree

  • @amikadpage
    @amikadpage2 ай бұрын

    “This is why men don’t open up” 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @anikawilson1937
    @anikawilson19372 ай бұрын

    I love when They know they went too far," You were talking before!"🤣🤣🤣

  • @Mpho_Entle
    @Mpho_Entle2 ай бұрын

    the unstoppable marching of time?? woah dylan😭😭

  • @crystalezeadikwa

    @crystalezeadikwa

    17 күн бұрын

    no dylan needs to be checked

  • @treezy7593
    @treezy75932 ай бұрын

    Lol fuhad didnt read the one about "dating me aint for the weak" It was "theres a reason my ex hit me". But nonetheless what the conversation digressed into was hilarious 😂

  • @MrSSJ3VEGITO

    @MrSSJ3VEGITO

    2 ай бұрын

    I was about to comment the same thing, because it reverses the roles and shows that HE is the mainly toxic one that got him swung on😂

  • @MsShola1

    @MsShola1

    2 ай бұрын

    Bless him, his mind is just innocent ☺️

  • @blazedthor420
    @blazedthor4202 ай бұрын

    Theres a line we crossed it lets carry on got me crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀

  • @jasonXsama
    @jasonXsama2 ай бұрын

    Don't touch my mom was funnier than expected 🤣 😂

  • @user-ok2zl7re2m

    @user-ok2zl7re2m

    2 ай бұрын

    Better tell ma dukes to take the day off 😂😂😂😂

  • @Dizz2K7
    @Dizz2K72 ай бұрын

    4:49 misquoting this changes it's meaning, IMMENSELY.

  • @ks-he3gk

    @ks-he3gk

    2 ай бұрын

    Right?! He was on the DV and Fuhad thinks it’s a link up 😂

  • @alexismum

    @alexismum

    2 ай бұрын

    Sounded like mumbles to me. What is the original quote please?

  • @Dizz2K7

    @Dizz2K7

    2 ай бұрын

    @@alexismum he says "there's a reason my ex still hits me up". The actual text was "there's a reason my ex hit me.".

  • @Dizz2K7

    @Dizz2K7

    2 ай бұрын

    @@ks-he3gk prolly cause both these dorks think about sex more than a 13 year old boy.

  • @alexismum

    @alexismum

    2 ай бұрын

    Thanks man. That makes sense now😅

  • @teresapaniagua4799
    @teresapaniagua47992 ай бұрын

    That's how the IRS has survived so long, most of our mommas work there 😭😭😭 so we could never ever square up.

  • @NicoRocks23
    @NicoRocks232 ай бұрын

    James bro “ aite we getting disrespectful” 😂😂😂😂

  • @chauvingreenaway

    @chauvingreenaway

    2 ай бұрын

    I didn’t think they were 🤷🏿‍♂️

  • @LighthouseJaye
    @LighthouseJaye2 ай бұрын

    0:55 Rem laughing like an uncle is all I needed from this

  • @Infinite.Consciousness
    @Infinite.Consciousness2 ай бұрын

    “Weak little boy” would send meee waw😂😂

  • @rocco3157
    @rocco31572 ай бұрын

    " the unstoppable marching of time" man is having an existential crisis at the age of 8 🤣🤣

  • @adlchapman
    @adlchapman2 ай бұрын

    I love how Fuhad is so innocent he didnt realize that one tweet was about DV

  • @crescentedwards851
    @crescentedwards8512 ай бұрын

    Fuhad acting out and snapping a fake picture to dash in the coffin sent me XD

  • @iM_JuSt_SaiYaN
    @iM_JuSt_SaiYaN2 ай бұрын

    7:15 there's a line and we crossed it😂😂😂

  • @chubbytj1
    @chubbytj12 ай бұрын

    The dad was right, you might as well get some money and power off it, cos... "The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us towards an inevitable death..." WORDSSSSSS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 The IRS one, tell your mum to go on vacation, dude 😂😂😂

  • @Cottntale321
    @Cottntale3212 ай бұрын

    "make me" is top tier. You shouldn't use it often or it loses its power. But definitely when he's not expecting it...

  • @LPnerd
    @LPnerd2 ай бұрын

    fold clothes with you still in'em. OMG, I'm using that on my middle schooler!

  • @ann-mariemeurs952
    @ann-mariemeurs9522 ай бұрын

    What can i say? You know what i like. Just do it 😂

  • @marcusdalling2018
    @marcusdalling20182 ай бұрын

    That card thing, I was the guy that actually got a call from the bank, fml 😂

  • @zedz1989
    @zedz19892 ай бұрын

    That Dylan one can’t be real🤣😂

  • @Mr.ENJ1
    @Mr.ENJ12 ай бұрын

    I'd rather hear the love of my life tell another guy that ''I love you'' than hear her say ''Make me''

  • @brewest217
    @brewest2172 ай бұрын

    the anger screams are my favorite lmao

  • @BRAIDEFILMS
    @BRAIDEFILMS2 ай бұрын

    "I want what I know" 🤣

  • @Kayla_is_loving
    @Kayla_is_loving2 ай бұрын

    Well done! The effort and passion are evident.

  • @K.anderson21519
    @K.anderson215192 ай бұрын

    Bruh I’m trying to find this Gordon Ramsey with the guy on meth so bad! Has anybody seen the episode??? 😂

  • @jady91

    @jady91

    Ай бұрын

    It's the "Mangia mangia" episode, think his name was Trevor. Apparently doing really well now

  • @K.anderson21519

    @K.anderson21519

    Ай бұрын

    @@jady91 yep your right just found it im going to watch when i get off work! Thank you!! 😂

  • @nickolson5362
    @nickolson53622 ай бұрын

    James is recounting a real experience 😂😂

  • @Lexi13G
    @Lexi13G2 ай бұрын

    The fact that James didn't know if the Russell Brand thing was a movie or a real life interview . . . 😂😂😂

  • @mr.e3247
    @mr.e32472 ай бұрын

    That's not Dylons first life!! He has been around in a past life and seen some things!!

  • @emilywilson4021
    @emilywilson40212 ай бұрын

    I listen to this in my car. Rem's little humms rattles my speakers! Ok bass 🥵

  • @etherealserenity6043
    @etherealserenity60432 ай бұрын

    NAAAHHHH that last one is enough to make me never skip a workout again 🥲🤣

  • @jadenjorgensen1914
    @jadenjorgensen19142 ай бұрын

    4:52 not what that was saying fuhad lmaooo

  • @chriswilliams2035
    @chriswilliams20352 ай бұрын

    The unstoppable march of time bar is from cards against humanity

  • @BlocksofFlames
    @BlocksofFlames2 ай бұрын

    james drinking that white monster is what scares me the most

  • @omphilemagongwa4574
    @omphilemagongwa45742 ай бұрын

    ❤ love from South Africa

  • @ladyd9511

    @ladyd9511

    2 ай бұрын

    Mzansi

  • @Kylareina_24
    @Kylareina_242 ай бұрын

    Surprise SNG drop! I’m here for it 😂❤❤🎉

  • @marvellousakomire2432
    @marvellousakomire24322 ай бұрын

    It's gotta be the "you weak little boy" I'm done!!!!!!

  • @damnnerves24
    @damnnerves242 ай бұрын

    That first one was brutal!

  • @user-dd4hh4ny9e
    @user-dd4hh4ny9e2 ай бұрын

    Toronto loves you! been listening since -10K subs! inspiring growth - all of you. GGs! 😍

  • @bigsexy272008
    @bigsexy2720082 ай бұрын

    Yea Dylan is deep af lol I'm with Kathy

  • @auriconics7514
    @auriconics75142 ай бұрын

    Take the first three is crazy😂😂

  • @Aspen_STARF0X
    @Aspen_STARF0X2 ай бұрын

    Legit USA Senator John Kennedy political add: “Don’t like cops? Next time you need help, call a crackhead.”

  • @bubblebobblefullthrottle

    @bubblebobblefullthrottle

    2 ай бұрын

    I remember that and couldn't believe it was a real ad 😂😂

  • @skaylany330
    @skaylany3302 ай бұрын

    I just can't handle the fact MR James just watches N ENJOYS my favourite shows and comes and tells me about them. DAMN

  • @taviacox7689
    @taviacox7689Ай бұрын

    Folding her clothes with her still inside them lol

  • @z3dda
    @z3dda17 күн бұрын

    You got James looking like that beavo guy in the thumbnail 😂

  • @TTech360
    @TTech3602 ай бұрын

    fuhad has accepted the hairline residing

  • @PajamaJ
    @PajamaJ22 күн бұрын

    Folding mom up like Iceberg Slim?? Is crazy!

  • @calefabulous
    @calefabulous2 ай бұрын

    Idk what I would do without James & Fuhad 🤣🤣🤣

  • @nicky88W
    @nicky88W2 ай бұрын

    Finally got me, headed to patreon

  • @damaramcelrath-fatherree9732
    @damaramcelrath-fatherree97322 ай бұрын

    Hhhhheeeeellllooo, Gentlemen. I'm back and crying laughing. The daycare should have called the mom with the 'what are your demands'. After the text says 'we have your children'. I'm done with Kitchen Drug Addiction Nightmares. I just can't stop laughing on that honesty to Gordon Ramsey.

  • @pinknpurple222
    @pinknpurple2222 ай бұрын

    I would never have the confidence to think someone is hooked I’d immediately think, “oh you take me for a fool and you think I’m desperate”

  • @shar0009
    @shar0009Ай бұрын

    I remember the credit card fraud and I was scared to do it. I remember a girl I was friends at the time. She did it, went into the bank and was told to leave before the police was called. I'm glad I didn't do it

  • @ck050909
    @ck0509092 ай бұрын

    They read and interpreted that caption wrong at 4:51 : - its not the 'reason my ex still hits up with me" like a reason they still link up and she is toxic enough to say good boy lol It's written like: "there's a reason my ex used to hit me" : * like her ex abused her physically and she knew she was egging him on and being a problem and not helping his anger issues and was toxic enough to ask for him to hit her.... that's WHAT she meant . (Which is a whole other issue)

  • @Smiley03416
    @Smiley034162 ай бұрын

    Yo that "Make Me" used to get me in trouble yo lol 😊😊😉😉😏😏

  • @G254611
    @G2546112 ай бұрын

    Love you guys xx

  • @user-zb2ub9nl4p
    @user-zb2ub9nl4p2 ай бұрын

    😂😂 big fan funny as fun stormzy is dope

  • @nnanijolie
    @nnanijolie2 ай бұрын

    The first one was definitely a Nigerian father!

  • @TheVillain4
    @TheVillain42 ай бұрын

    10:10 All the motivation man need innit.

  • @stephjane9073
    @stephjane90732 ай бұрын

    Every town has the one crackhead that forever on the rob 🤣

  • @qwietstorm3991
    @qwietstorm39912 ай бұрын

    I’ve been watching too many of these vids I had a triple x rated dream about these two and 😮‍💨 😂

  • @MadLadDillon
    @MadLadDillon2 ай бұрын

    It seems Dillon and I share the same name and fears 😂

  • @jeannettepyatt77
    @jeannettepyatt772 ай бұрын

    Fuhad just adding words into things. My ex hit me, where did "still" and "up" come from?

  • @Wtf.kenzie
    @Wtf.kenzie2 ай бұрын

    The ex thing is too accurate lnao

  • @lifeoffavour5431
    @lifeoffavour54312 ай бұрын

    Love ur podcast from Nigeria

  • @alexismum
    @alexismum2 ай бұрын

    Getting paid for chasing men is brazzzyyyy😂 Lots of leng tinz stay chirping them in these comments for free😅

  • @madeleinewilliams4543
    @madeleinewilliams45432 ай бұрын

    Fuhad, you didn’t read that right!!

  • @tiatrades
    @tiatrades2 ай бұрын

    Rem in my ears with the mmmmm mmmmm mmmmmmms

  • @bubblebobblefullthrottle

    @bubblebobblefullthrottle

    2 ай бұрын

    🫦

  • @NicoRocks23
    @NicoRocks232 ай бұрын

    Let’s goooooooo SnG

  • @juangarcia2007
    @juangarcia20072 ай бұрын

    Ima fold her clothes with her still inside them! God damn! 🤣🤣😂😂

  • @wordsearchnerd5886
    @wordsearchnerd58862 ай бұрын

    4:04 Dylan what's going on !!😭

  • @drwhite1489
    @drwhite14892 ай бұрын

    Definitely get him to the greek

  • @daljitphilipe12
    @daljitphilipe122 ай бұрын

    You were talking before😂😂😂

  • @schellinx_

    @schellinx_

    2 ай бұрын

    This comment! Straight violation😂😂

  • @DatFeature
    @DatFeature2 ай бұрын

    I’m sorry but if shawty sends make me after I send her a shut up (especially if she’s leng and I know I’ve been plotting on her) the immediate response is drop dot 🤣🤣

  • @myleswinright8106
    @myleswinright81062 ай бұрын

    Anyone else see the grey? They my brothers age this shit crazy he only 4 years older 😭😩😂

  • @Carpathianpixie
    @Carpathianpixie2 ай бұрын

    Dylan and I we understand each other 😅.

  • @umimhereig4808
    @umimhereig48082 ай бұрын

    lol who else new exactly what episode of kitchen nightmares James is talking about😂

  • @kratos2408
    @kratos24082 ай бұрын

    FUHAD Bro get a new barber PLEASE!! That hairline is actually ridiculous ❤

  • @Jkbut4realtho
    @Jkbut4realtho2 ай бұрын

    Are there no more full episodes in youtube?

  • @damaramcelrath-fatherree9732
    @damaramcelrath-fatherree97322 ай бұрын

    Dylan.....WTF! "Thee Unstoppable march of time....." What's going on in that baby's life?

  • @Zia_theLibra
    @Zia_theLibra2 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 0:37

  • @ann-mariemeurs952
    @ann-mariemeurs9522 ай бұрын

    Youre dead bro! Whats all this chat? 😂

  • @G254611
    @G2546112 ай бұрын

    Can someone please explain the one about the funeral and the one at the end 'Make me'. thank you in advance

  • @marcspector76
    @marcspector762 ай бұрын

    7:34 YOOOOOOOO!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mayorr_
    @mayorr_2 ай бұрын

    Looking good as usual 👌😎

  • @rojdancam1676
    @rojdancam16762 ай бұрын

    If you play football manager you’ve defo heard of ituano

  • @Ibeatgod689
    @Ibeatgod6892 ай бұрын

    "Guys telling my girl to shut up and she's saying 'make me' "Not the forbidden pre-workout! Relationship related stuff will have you hit a personal best in the gym with little effort but have the whole gym nervous around you.

  • @charrinacomedian
    @charrinacomedian2 ай бұрын

    They did the same thing on 30 Mins Too Soon

  • @rowshack
    @rowshack2 ай бұрын

    You know I like the number 3 special with the sauce on the side. Why are playing games?

  • @avibeontherun
    @avibeontherun2 ай бұрын

    That just made me want to go hard in the gym today cuz f all of them lmao

  • @scasimir1000
    @scasimir10002 ай бұрын

    6:59 I disagree slightly I want to know who goes to my funeral when I die. So if I'm looking down or looking up depending on the situation. I want to know who I haunt and every single time I'm in the house scaring the crap out of her but like oh you had to do was go to my funeral. Yes I will be petty in that after life lol

  • @alvin_louis
    @alvin_louis2 ай бұрын

    idk but james felt a bit off today. great vid guys, love.

  • @user-do1rg4oh9w
    @user-do1rg4oh9w2 ай бұрын

    W vid

  • @user-lm1fc6kk7t
    @user-lm1fc6kk7t2 ай бұрын

    fuhad looks like a btec t-pain

  • @wagashi9440
    @wagashi94402 ай бұрын

    Fuhad misread that “my ex hit me” so bad that it explains his horrid hairline

  • @demiladeadesoye450

    @demiladeadesoye450

    2 ай бұрын

    what does that even mean

  • @karishika1933

    @karishika1933

    2 ай бұрын

    Whyyyyyyyyyyy???? I refuse to laugh

  • @wagashi9440

    @wagashi9440

    2 ай бұрын

    @@demiladeadesoye450as in dating them is so stressful… it caused their ex to hit them. What’s confusing about this?

  • @demiladeadesoye450

    @demiladeadesoye450

    2 ай бұрын

    @@wagashi9440 no I understand the context just fine. My question is how it relates to his hairline?

  • @rwilli26rw

    @rwilli26rw

    2 ай бұрын

    😮

  • @amalov2018
    @amalov20182 ай бұрын

    😂

  • @immmawatcher
    @immmawatcher2 ай бұрын

    1:30 it’s still not good 😭

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