DON'T TOUCH MY MOMMA!! | ShxtsNGigs Podcast
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Fuhad really just throws his own spin on the tweets when he reads them 💀
@diamondchevon111
2 ай бұрын
I thought i be the only one that catch those 😂
@bubblebobblefullthrottle
2 ай бұрын
Just remixing stuff and changing the meaning 😂
@lololollololol4819
2 ай бұрын
+100 intensity
Yep. That's why it's called "Crackhead Determination".
@bongy59
2 ай бұрын
Now how do we harness that power without actually having to take crack bc I like my skin and teeth how they are
@korqui.p
2 ай бұрын
It's actually called addiction.
@michelleandrea5481
2 ай бұрын
Like you gonna let a crackhead out hussle you
He HIT her Fuhad. Not hit her up 😭💀
@jakedawson2813
27 күн бұрын
init
*Don't touch my momma caption intrigued me*
@NicoleSlays
2 ай бұрын
💯 @
@NicoleSlays
2 ай бұрын
💯
@Mez254
2 ай бұрын
@ bro, your foreheads bigger than the goblet of fire, stop trying to grab a girl on YT😂
@ayo32
2 ай бұрын
@Game is NOT game 😭
@ChillerCrow
2 ай бұрын
@ayo32 game IS game ayo, a long as it's respectful to a degree
“This is why men don’t open up” 😂🤣😂🤣😂
I love when They know they went too far," You were talking before!"🤣🤣🤣
the unstoppable marching of time?? woah dylan😭😭
@crystalezeadikwa
17 күн бұрын
no dylan needs to be checked
Lol fuhad didnt read the one about "dating me aint for the weak" It was "theres a reason my ex hit me". But nonetheless what the conversation digressed into was hilarious 😂
@MrSSJ3VEGITO
2 ай бұрын
I was about to comment the same thing, because it reverses the roles and shows that HE is the mainly toxic one that got him swung on😂
@MsShola1
2 ай бұрын
Bless him, his mind is just innocent ☺️
Theres a line we crossed it lets carry on got me crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀
Don't touch my mom was funnier than expected 🤣 😂
@user-ok2zl7re2m
2 ай бұрын
Better tell ma dukes to take the day off 😂😂😂😂
4:49 misquoting this changes it's meaning, IMMENSELY.
@ks-he3gk
2 ай бұрын
Right?! He was on the DV and Fuhad thinks it’s a link up 😂
@alexismum
2 ай бұрын
Sounded like mumbles to me. What is the original quote please?
@Dizz2K7
2 ай бұрын
@@alexismum he says "there's a reason my ex still hits me up". The actual text was "there's a reason my ex hit me.".
@Dizz2K7
2 ай бұрын
@@ks-he3gk prolly cause both these dorks think about sex more than a 13 year old boy.
@alexismum
2 ай бұрын
Thanks man. That makes sense now😅
That's how the IRS has survived so long, most of our mommas work there 😭😭😭 so we could never ever square up.
James bro “ aite we getting disrespectful” 😂😂😂😂
@chauvingreenaway
2 ай бұрын
I didn’t think they were 🤷🏿♂️
0:55 Rem laughing like an uncle is all I needed from this
“Weak little boy” would send meee waw😂😂
" the unstoppable marching of time" man is having an existential crisis at the age of 8 🤣🤣
I love how Fuhad is so innocent he didnt realize that one tweet was about DV
Fuhad acting out and snapping a fake picture to dash in the coffin sent me XD
7:15 there's a line and we crossed it😂😂😂
The dad was right, you might as well get some money and power off it, cos... "The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us towards an inevitable death..." WORDSSSSSS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 The IRS one, tell your mum to go on vacation, dude 😂😂😂
"make me" is top tier. You shouldn't use it often or it loses its power. But definitely when he's not expecting it...
fold clothes with you still in'em. OMG, I'm using that on my middle schooler!
What can i say? You know what i like. Just do it 😂
That card thing, I was the guy that actually got a call from the bank, fml 😂
That Dylan one can’t be real🤣😂
I'd rather hear the love of my life tell another guy that ''I love you'' than hear her say ''Make me''
the anger screams are my favorite lmao
"I want what I know" 🤣
Well done! The effort and passion are evident.
Bruh I’m trying to find this Gordon Ramsey with the guy on meth so bad! Has anybody seen the episode??? 😂
@jady91
Ай бұрын
It's the "Mangia mangia" episode, think his name was Trevor. Apparently doing really well now
@K.anderson21519
Ай бұрын
@@jady91 yep your right just found it im going to watch when i get off work! Thank you!! 😂
James is recounting a real experience 😂😂
The fact that James didn't know if the Russell Brand thing was a movie or a real life interview . . . 😂😂😂
That's not Dylons first life!! He has been around in a past life and seen some things!!
I listen to this in my car. Rem's little humms rattles my speakers! Ok bass 🥵
NAAAHHHH that last one is enough to make me never skip a workout again 🥲🤣
4:52 not what that was saying fuhad lmaooo
The unstoppable march of time bar is from cards against humanity
james drinking that white monster is what scares me the most
❤ love from South Africa
@ladyd9511
2 ай бұрын
Mzansi
Surprise SNG drop! I’m here for it 😂❤❤🎉
It's gotta be the "you weak little boy" I'm done!!!!!!
That first one was brutal!
Toronto loves you! been listening since -10K subs! inspiring growth - all of you. GGs! 😍
Yea Dylan is deep af lol I'm with Kathy
Take the first three is crazy😂😂
Legit USA Senator John Kennedy political add: “Don’t like cops? Next time you need help, call a crackhead.”
@bubblebobblefullthrottle
2 ай бұрын
I remember that and couldn't believe it was a real ad 😂😂
I just can't handle the fact MR James just watches N ENJOYS my favourite shows and comes and tells me about them. DAMN
Folding her clothes with her still inside them lol
You got James looking like that beavo guy in the thumbnail 😂
fuhad has accepted the hairline residing
Folding mom up like Iceberg Slim?? Is crazy!
Idk what I would do without James & Fuhad 🤣🤣🤣
Finally got me, headed to patreon
Hhhhheeeeellllooo, Gentlemen. I'm back and crying laughing. The daycare should have called the mom with the 'what are your demands'. After the text says 'we have your children'. I'm done with Kitchen Drug Addiction Nightmares. I just can't stop laughing on that honesty to Gordon Ramsey.
I would never have the confidence to think someone is hooked I’d immediately think, “oh you take me for a fool and you think I’m desperate”
I remember the credit card fraud and I was scared to do it. I remember a girl I was friends at the time. She did it, went into the bank and was told to leave before the police was called. I'm glad I didn't do it
They read and interpreted that caption wrong at 4:51 : - its not the 'reason my ex still hits up with me" like a reason they still link up and she is toxic enough to say good boy lol It's written like: "there's a reason my ex used to hit me" : * like her ex abused her physically and she knew she was egging him on and being a problem and not helping his anger issues and was toxic enough to ask for him to hit her.... that's WHAT she meant . (Which is a whole other issue)
Yo that "Make Me" used to get me in trouble yo lol 😊😊😉😉😏😏
Love you guys xx
😂😂 big fan funny as fun stormzy is dope
The first one was definitely a Nigerian father!
10:10 All the motivation man need innit.
Every town has the one crackhead that forever on the rob 🤣
I’ve been watching too many of these vids I had a triple x rated dream about these two and 😮💨 😂
It seems Dillon and I share the same name and fears 😂
Fuhad just adding words into things. My ex hit me, where did "still" and "up" come from?
The ex thing is too accurate lnao
Love ur podcast from Nigeria
Getting paid for chasing men is brazzzyyyy😂 Lots of leng tinz stay chirping them in these comments for free😅
Fuhad, you didn’t read that right!!
Rem in my ears with the mmmmm mmmmm mmmmmmms
@bubblebobblefullthrottle
2 ай бұрын
🫦
Let’s goooooooo SnG
Ima fold her clothes with her still inside them! God damn! 🤣🤣😂😂
4:04 Dylan what's going on !!😭
Definitely get him to the greek
You were talking before😂😂😂
@schellinx_
2 ай бұрын
This comment! Straight violation😂😂
I’m sorry but if shawty sends make me after I send her a shut up (especially if she’s leng and I know I’ve been plotting on her) the immediate response is drop dot 🤣🤣
Anyone else see the grey? They my brothers age this shit crazy he only 4 years older 😭😩😂
Dylan and I we understand each other 😅.
lol who else new exactly what episode of kitchen nightmares James is talking about😂
FUHAD Bro get a new barber PLEASE!! That hairline is actually ridiculous ❤
Are there no more full episodes in youtube?
Dylan.....WTF! "Thee Unstoppable march of time....." What's going on in that baby's life?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 0:37
Youre dead bro! Whats all this chat? 😂
Can someone please explain the one about the funeral and the one at the end 'Make me'. thank you in advance
7:34 YOOOOOOOO!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Looking good as usual 👌😎
If you play football manager you’ve defo heard of ituano
"Guys telling my girl to shut up and she's saying 'make me' "Not the forbidden pre-workout! Relationship related stuff will have you hit a personal best in the gym with little effort but have the whole gym nervous around you.
They did the same thing on 30 Mins Too Soon
You know I like the number 3 special with the sauce on the side. Why are playing games?
That just made me want to go hard in the gym today cuz f all of them lmao
6:59 I disagree slightly I want to know who goes to my funeral when I die. So if I'm looking down or looking up depending on the situation. I want to know who I haunt and every single time I'm in the house scaring the crap out of her but like oh you had to do was go to my funeral. Yes I will be petty in that after life lol
idk but james felt a bit off today. great vid guys, love.
W vid
fuhad looks like a btec t-pain
Fuhad misread that “my ex hit me” so bad that it explains his horrid hairline
@demiladeadesoye450
2 ай бұрын
what does that even mean
@karishika1933
2 ай бұрын
Whyyyyyyyyyyy???? I refuse to laugh
@wagashi9440
2 ай бұрын
@@demiladeadesoye450as in dating them is so stressful… it caused their ex to hit them. What’s confusing about this?
@demiladeadesoye450
2 ай бұрын
@@wagashi9440 no I understand the context just fine. My question is how it relates to his hairline?
@rwilli26rw
2 ай бұрын
😮
😂
1:30 it’s still not good 😭