"When you start noticing the size and shape of his head" took me out... the boys didn't resonate but I know my ladies get it 😂🤣😂🤣

@jemiyawills7208

7 ай бұрын

Yessss😂💯

@zukhanyedladla2166

7 ай бұрын

And it's just disgusting😹like why does it look like that?

@thembelihlemathunjwa9813

7 ай бұрын

This is so true😂😂

@dodgyyoutuber9560

7 ай бұрын

You mean the wrinkles on the base of their skull?

@simoneb6312

7 ай бұрын

Yesssss

When his flirting feels like harassment 😭😩

@kitanaisacaprisun908

7 ай бұрын

😭😭😭STOP

@user-ph4mg1mh9c

7 ай бұрын

💀🤣

@puffer_puff438

7 ай бұрын

In my own home..harassed by the people i chose😂😂

@somedaysoon9551

7 ай бұрын

Wayment 😂😂😂

@natashajones8444

7 ай бұрын

LMAO FACTS

When you look at him and start questioning your sexuality, then you see a better man walk by and realize ‘no I’m straight my man is just a clown’

@beewest5704

7 ай бұрын

Oooooooooooooh

@chmchn

7 ай бұрын

Daaaaaamn🤣

@Hannahdealer8180

7 ай бұрын

You might still be bi, why not give women a try? Lol I had to make it rhyme, so as to give you a thank you for your time.

@baby28girl

7 ай бұрын

This is actually me 😅

@msunje9862

7 ай бұрын

@@Hannahdealer8180try ? That would be cheating. Op is just joking around too

James' face when Fuhad read "when you say his dad's name during sex"..terrifying. There was zero emotion while simultaneously EVERY emotion there 🤣😬

@tanajsiaaa

7 ай бұрын

i had to go back and rewatch that part bc i didn’t see his face, and when i tell you i FELL OUTTTT😂😂😂😂 his face was PERFECTLY described by you. he was triggered af 🤣

@iatlion

7 ай бұрын

I was out when I saw his face😂

@krazychilel

7 ай бұрын

Lmao ....yes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@virtuoso8642

6 ай бұрын

I knew other people caught this. James was *stunned* . That blank stare was him triggered.

@grEy_3

4 ай бұрын

Trueeeeee

Fuhad's delivery is next level

@Gefahrbabushkin

7 ай бұрын

Factssss love how they appreciate it as well 😂😂

@maclaurin6548

7 ай бұрын

James reactions are top tier

@fazormcghee7936

7 ай бұрын

That Nigga got a pizza shop?

'being held down by sleep paralysis' literally killed me and brought me back to life. 😂😂

@FreedomNurse

6 ай бұрын

This was actually the worst😂😂😂😂

@jjonesbranch1

5 ай бұрын

You one 😂😂

Now we know why James loves being called Daddy!😅

@loveschile7339

7 ай бұрын

Bwahahahahahahaha

@Clip-Factory

7 ай бұрын

@@kopaka555erm ok buddy boy

I was married for 6 years. My ex was a cheater. I knew I hated him when he went from looking like the sexiest man alive to the lovechild of drake and Adam Sandler. Seeing a person through the eyes of love should be studied.

@loveschile7339

7 ай бұрын

GURRRRRRL FAAAAACTS! Aint in INSANE!!! It's like being glamoured (True Blood) that's all I can think. The glasses come off and your like "He ain't neem that cute"

@Ednah_Echezulor

7 ай бұрын

​@@loveschile7339fr girl.....I just be like, what did I even see in him😂

@Ednah_Echezulor

7 ай бұрын

Exactly....I even hate his state of origin now😂, he's just irritating to me now

@mosetaaj8206

7 ай бұрын

So you basically married him cause of his looks and ignored the red flags... Ouch

@CometnHoshi

7 ай бұрын

@@mosetaaj8206 That’s what you gathered from what I said slowboat? Don’t procreate. ever.

When you play-fight with him and it feels like youre fighting your demons

@studentatytu4230

7 ай бұрын

Or when you play fight with him and you win 😂

@ch9na

7 ай бұрын

@@studentatytu4230 LMFAOOOOOOO

@madisonjackman9688

7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@anti-social206

7 ай бұрын

Noooooooo😭

@kerridillon911

7 ай бұрын

Guys that like to play fight give homo vibes .

South Africans are so savage bruh 🤣 Love my people so much 😂🇿🇦

@kr6productions

7 ай бұрын

No kak 😭

@Burner-td4cu

7 ай бұрын

Used to love em, but the most toxic rugby fans ever 😂😂 didn’t think anyone could get worse than the English!

@da_real_santander810

7 ай бұрын

Yo this country is unhinged 😂 but anyways go Bokke!!

@jessicahermans504

7 ай бұрын

@@da_real_santander810 Go Bokke!!

@kr6productions

7 ай бұрын

@@da_real_santander810 Sister Bettina! Oryt!

Anyone else love when James yells Fuhads name 😂

@olikah4667

7 ай бұрын

FUUUHHAAAD!!!!

@patrykbdg

7 ай бұрын

Pause?

@NajimaMuslimah

7 ай бұрын

its sends be every time, its a mix of panic and disgust of what hes hearing lol

@azundaemmanuel6642

7 ай бұрын

Love it also😂😂😂😂

15:05 Anyone else jealous when they start talking about their exes and they know who they are talking about? 😂 Fuhad looked so surprised I want to know her too

@GoingHam1000

7 ай бұрын

On god!

@stushgalsteph

7 ай бұрын

The way he doubled down on the under look surprised faceee had me in tearsss😂😂😂

@GoingHam1000

7 ай бұрын

@@stushgalsteph I swear!!!

Wooow woow James: he can't even cheat Fuhad: Correctly 😂😂😂

@JeanWandimi

7 ай бұрын

Hahahhaha that sent me

when he tries touching you and his fingers makes your skin crawl

@jennevamadison3803

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

The noticing the shape and size of his head has happened to me more than once and I didnt even realise it until now. There's some freaky head shapes out there ladies, be careful out there

@dorcastweneboah8880

7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@Queen-Blue

7 ай бұрын

AKA "Hatfished"!!! One got me...🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

@vannablack757

5 ай бұрын

That happened to me once..

I can 100% vouch for these 😂😂. That “finally some peace and quiet” relief is like no other after a break up

@amikadpage

6 ай бұрын

Facts!

"I mean, what kind of bitch am I? What you mean I can't move?" Had EXACTLY the same thoughts after having sleep paralysis a couple years ago, just couldn't believe my own body would betray me like that...

@Namuggah

7 ай бұрын

The horror though 😂😂😂 and it’s never sleep paralysis with something being, it’s ducking nightmares

I knew I started to dislike my ex when his voice alone pissed me off. He ignored me constantly and cheated, so my reaction wasn't irrational. After I wanted the divorce I just wanted him to go back to leaving me alone because he was just annoying.

@LM-he7eb

7 ай бұрын

When his chewing annoys you, ARG. When you now feel like he talks too loud, argg. When you start thinking he talks too much, calls too much, visits too much & wants to see you too often, ARGGG!

@OKAYOKAY420

7 ай бұрын

@@LM-he7eb honestly, for me it is just his words. Now that I know he's full of shit, I want him to keep his mouth shut. He only calls to talk to me, so I set it up so he can only talk to our kids and leave me alone. He unfortunately doesn't call them as much as he tried to call me.

James' story is for sure the beginning of his villain arc.

@soniafernandes1424

7 ай бұрын

Him doing the x-man sign killed me🤣🤣🤣

James always has a story 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@agirlhasnoname567

7 ай бұрын

“Ok so rahh, I remember this one time…” 😂😂😂

@ElonyxOdd

Ай бұрын

Bro's life is a mooovie😂

When you look at him and realize you don't love or respect yourself nearly as much as you thought you did cuzz why tf would you do 'this' to yourself?

@solhaher9114

Ай бұрын

Eyyyyy

When he breaks up with you through text and you just reply "okay".

I had a boyfriend that would text me the same text every morning. At first thought it was cute then it started feeling like a copy and paste vibe. Had to let him go... at one point I was screaming at my phone every morning 😫🤣

@ToniaAlex13

7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂. Listen when a new man who got my number and start text me good morning, hey, or hi, my annoyance level goes from 1 to 100 real quick. And I just lose interest quickly. Don't hey me to death

@debikala

7 ай бұрын

Omg...I'm going through this right now. I scream every morning...have another greeting for once!!!

@ajfergy5569

7 ай бұрын

@@debikalacomplaining that someone cares enough about you to text you daily is wild

@chandamccullum5591

5 ай бұрын

I’ve been there

“If I can smell you in any negative aspect” YES!!! Jesus. That is SO REAL 😂 You could be straight from the GYM and I wouldn’t care. When I stop feeling you? Get out. I’ve caught up on all the episodes at this point 😭 Patreon here I come.

@galaxiiluna

7 ай бұрын

nah this is facts.

@homiefizzle5260

7 ай бұрын

So do you enjoy your partners farts? This sounds fine and dandy, but in reality simply finding an unpleasant smell unpleasant doesn't mean you're no longer in love.

@loveschile7339

7 ай бұрын

Yea cuz even the gym stink can be sexy...Lol

@ToniChauntel

7 ай бұрын

It's not that I ENJOY them LOL It's that I don't smell them at all. It wouldn't bother me. (Also I don't date men who sit up and fart 24/7 around me - have some decorum lol) @@homiefizzle5260

@Rosie-ij3on

7 ай бұрын

@@homiefizzle5260 Yeah, to me this just shows the difference between infatuation and actual love. When you're infatuated, they smell like roses and can do no wrong. When you actually love them, they become human, have flaws and are no longer on a pedestal yet you adore them regardless

Notice how none of the ones they said talked about ending the life of their partners? Yeah I'm sorry James can't agree that these were more brutal than the guys one.

@BlackQueenA1825

7 ай бұрын

THIS! I was like "are you serious?" when he said that. The hating your gf ones were WAY more violent

“When he gets on top of you it feels like your being held down by sleep paralysis” 😂 is fcking insane she loathes that man

When he sneezes and you don't say, "Bless you". 😂😅

I didn’t realize that women had the ability to make men feel less “manly” because I never felt less “womanly”. I just felt like I wasn’t accomplishing what he wanted out of a gf. So yeah he cheated and we broke up but damn I dodged that bullet.

@Emptytopfloor

7 ай бұрын

It’s all about manhood for menz 😂

@prajwalsharma5877

7 ай бұрын

Thats why we are different little girl.

@susanrichardson631

7 ай бұрын

​@@prajwalsharma5877you sound triggered by by what she said and you don't sound growing at all which is why you had to call her a little girl. Maybe you should grow up. She doesn't allow a man's opinion of her to mold who she is which is commendable. Maybe you should take a page out of that book m

@gracerees7376

7 ай бұрын

@@prajwalsharma5877creepy as hell man

I broke character at "when you say I love you and it start feeling like you are wasting battery" I CANNOT.

Their relationship is fire. They’re lucky to have one another.

Every time Fuhad brings up "case of the love bite" on the pod, James LOSES it😂😂 and I love how that's proof of their friendship caliber. If he doesn't hate ur ex, not ya boy!

feeling held down by sleep paralysis is wild. 😭😭

When he chews his food and now YOU’VE lost your appetite.

@godrules3596

2 ай бұрын

You girls just say ANYTHING

When James said big daddy Duncan,I laughed until I cried

The "You can't even cheat" cracked me up 🤣💔🤣😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

When you pray for his new girlfriend.

@solhaher9114

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

James tells the best stories 😂

“That eye roll you make when your man calls you but you’re waiting for a real man to call you” lmao I felt this

When having sex with him feels like charity ...

I feel what James is saying about smell. I was with a dude in college and I was SO into him for months. Then woke up next to him one morning and he literally smelled like mayonnaise to me and I was SICK. So messed up my brain did me like that lol

@princessbubblegum9135

5 ай бұрын

Pregnancy?!?

As a woman, I always chalked cheaters up to I'm not fulfilling them in some kind of way. Then I had someone tell me, "why's it gotta be on you? What if they don't get fulfilment from anything? That's a problem." I was like oh shit, I will never settle for a cheat ever, first time, I'm leaving. It's not on me, you cheated yourself.

@obakenglekabe4003

7 ай бұрын

Yess to the truth.

Ignoring him while we're in the same house. Upstairs like, "what?, I didn't even hear you". Then it becomes "I heard you, I'm just not answering"

When you start noticing the shape and size of his head 😭😭😭😭😭😭

For me, it’s when I start thinking of him as a girl. Nothing is masculine about him anymore

Dating in South Africa is an extreme sport I swear😭💔

Fuhad: "How do you know my dads name?" Me: We are FBI agents G.....we have your parents address and images of you in primary school, what do you mean????😂😂🤣🤣

I knew South African girlies would come through 😭😭💀

The sleep paralysis GOT ME 🤣🤣🤣

The last time I had sleep paralysis I woke up exactly like James. I was screaming at this damn demon to not even approach me, I was already unable to move and I was praying and telling him to cease and desist.

When you’ve been an afternoon gym goer your entire life & decided to start going at 4 in the morning just so I didn’t have to interact with him in the morning

I realised I hated him when the idea of being on my own was mad attractive to me. The idea of dumping his ass made me AROUSED. So I did it and didn’t look back. His cheating chlamydia-ridden ass chased me for months. I never picked the phone up. I never answered the door. I just laughed at him from upstairs lol Now I’m happily married and so is he. Somehow 😂

“You can’t even cheat” is outta pocket

😊 That calling your dad's name is craazzzzzyyyy, 😊 Especially if you're african. 😊 Most African kids don't actually know their parent's name frfr

@YourCrystalDealer

7 ай бұрын

Oh okay I understand now! I was like wait… People don’t know their so’s parents name? Lol

@damianoabbina9967

7 ай бұрын

Probably means full name, a lot of Africans have long ass names@@YourCrystalDealer

@prettyinpinky5937

7 ай бұрын

As an African, living in Africa….What?🤔

@thehappysmiler6752

7 ай бұрын

She wasn’t calling his dad’s first name. Duncan is his surname. I get your point though.

@dorcastweneboah8880

7 ай бұрын

@@prettyinpinky5937😂😂😂girl what?! Cause I know my dad’s full name! Maybe that person didn’t grow up with their dad

Finally someone said the smell thing. I have that thing as well. You could be good looking and well dressed and your natural smell would seem bad to me. When I like someone they NATURALLY smell good to me. I would ask my gf after a shower "You smell good when did you put cologne?" and it would be her natural scent after a bath.

@baf00nery

7 ай бұрын

My ex had a bit of a sweaty smell sometimes and I felt like a soggy tampon everytime I got a whiff of it😔

7:25 The key to breaking out of sleep paralysis is to stay calm, don't try to force your body to move, accept that you're unable to move for the next few seconds, just breathe and patiently wait for your body to relax and move on its own.

@superkay4421

7 ай бұрын

BRO WHAT???

@GoingHam1000

7 ай бұрын

What about if them demons pop up!?

@daltonevans3412

7 ай бұрын

See, it's the opposite for me. I have to focus everything i have on moving *some* part of my body. Usually my eyebrows or lips. If i can force something to move, i wake instantly.

@anamngewu9565

7 ай бұрын

My brain can't comprehend this.🤣

@silverxdiamond7177

7 ай бұрын

Just move your toes

Seeing James & Fuhad laugh like that... there's a reason South Africa is the country known for jokes & memes... 🇿🇦🤣

I’m losssinggggg it watching this hahahahahaha James is killing me ‘ what is that smell? Get the fuck out, love doesn’t live here anymore” DEADDDDDDDD

😂😂😂 This i why i am enjoying my peace being single and doing what i want when i want.Majority of relationships these days are savage and fake.If you in a real relationship you truly blessed.

the joke is always funnier when james laughs unexpectedly 😂

2:57 The way James' nostrils FLARED with the stone face... whoooo boy, you KNOW he was contemplating homocide in that moment.

South African here. We famous for the most notorious reasons 😂

I started heating my ex husband, the more I had to field complaints about him like "Jess, you're really cool, but what's up with your husband?" (It wasn't money, wasn't looks, it wasn't personality- so they couldn't figure it out). That's when I realized I couldn't figure it out, either. That's when it hit me: he, a 33 year old, went after 19 year old me cuz I was a young fuckwit. I was the only 1 he had anything in common with & knew how to manipulate my "daddy issues" & pity. Then I realized he was a creep and I was taking so many drugs that didn't help me dissociate, anymore "during".

@Emptytopfloor

7 ай бұрын

Yeah, the age gap toxicity is very real.

@mehyeah2931

7 ай бұрын

@@Emptytopfloorage gap toxicity 💀 what are you talking about

@babyblue5964

7 ай бұрын

@@mehyeah2931 a 30 year old going after someone who basically just finished high school and has mental health issues, what are YOU on bout

When you have to fight the urge from rolling your eyes 🙄 everytime they speak

“Cuz I’ll start cutting stuff” 😂😂😂😂

When i was pregnant i would get bad sleep paralysis to the point i would open my eyes to my man with his eyes and mouth blacked out talking to me with a demonic voice and i was alone😭 that shit was the worse and almost gave me a damn heart attack

Why was the “hating your girlfriend” more brutal..these were light For those asking for the link It’s eps 329 mum and dad math The last few minutes of the episode.

@shazaibbiazahs

7 ай бұрын

what was brutal about the girls one? seem the same to me. Only difference is the men can actually take the jokes..

@kallianz

7 ай бұрын

You just can't relate to men's pain.

@its_jaelynn6087

7 ай бұрын

Cuz men actually HATE their gf lol

@HaughtyHedonist

7 ай бұрын

Because The Women Were Tryna Be Funny, Weirdo Men Actually Hate Their Girlfriends - Hence Why It Was More Brutal

@Rysco_creations

7 ай бұрын

@@its_jaelynn6087can say the same about women😒

When I found out my ex was cheating. And I confronted her as I knew the person and would interact with them on a regular basis. Her response was "we're just f*king" whilst looking down her nose at me. When I say my insides ruptured!!! I was crippled 😂😂😂

@Joy.DebRiches

7 ай бұрын

Sorry

@renialatrice

6 ай бұрын

I would be crying so hard I wouldn't be able to breathe. Omg

@solhaher9114

Ай бұрын

Sorry eh

I felt this way about a dude. So I broke up with him😊 ...but he wouldn't _let_ me😂 Talkin' bout "we *gotta* work this out" holding me hostage and shit. After half an hour in circles I agreed to a """break""". Then I just avoided him.

lmao yall gotta show the ladies the same energy as the last one 🤣

@nonhlanhlamahlangu8427

7 ай бұрын

Right...😂😂😂

My last gf told me that no one would ever love me while breaking up with me and 4 years later I'm still single. She wasn't lying 😂

@uerondu

4 ай бұрын

Awww

Bro was like "your ex bro🙅‍♂️"

when you want to cry when he wants to do the nasty ... when his breath on your skin hurts your skin ... when his chewing just sounds like its on a speaker or something ... when the sound of his voice makes you roll your eyes no matter what he is saying I COULD GO ON AND ON HAHAHAH

“Why u runnin round tellin random niggas I’m ur ex?!” 😅😅😂😂

The way fuhad says "pissing me off" scares me and im not even in hes presents😂

Emptying my phone battery! The gasp I gasped 🤣 ! Solid episode 🥰

When u start wishing he came with a remote, where u could ||, >>, >, ■ or delete interactions/memories with/of him. Forever

This thread and the one the men had just reinforced for me b that people would rather suffer in LITERAL HELL than be alone 😩 couldn't be me.

Wasting my phone battery with that unsolicited ass I LOVE YOU text😭🤚🏾

None of James lil boxing/jujutsu skills paying off versus sleep paralysis demons😂😅

That x symbol guy in the club wanted to die, thats crazy 🤣

The level of offense James is taking is hilarious

The smell thing is REAL bro 😅😭🤣

Completely unrelated to the content, Fuhad IS SUCH A ZADDY in these neutrals😍😍😍

9:41 I don’t love you anymore is hilarious

When his wife tells you that you are too pretty for him... 😂

yoh, when that sleep paralysis hits, i start praying in my head and be quoting bible verses 😭😭😭

That wake up scream sent me! I did that before and woke up the whole house. And that "I'm a grown man" 😅😅😅 As a woman I feel the same way!! Sleep paralysis demons need to show some respect around here!!

Calling out his dad's name?!? 😂😂😂 damn that's beyond brutal

I'm on board with the smell thing 100%

Fuhad got transparent for a sec. Damn I feel he’s pain.

What James said about funky smells is part of the reason that makes girls feel like they have to pretend they don’t poop…

These two are meant for each other period 😂😂😂

I'VE NEVER RELATED TO JAMES MORE THEN ON THE SMELL THING! 😂 the second I can smell you bad, love don't live here no more

Scientifically the smell thing is on point. A girlfriend in love will be able to smell her boyfriends b.o. in the midsts of other guys shirts. Some even admitted to smelling their boyfriends armpits and having smell blindness.

james couldnt stand fuhads lovebite story 🤣 a real ass friend man

Breaking up is more euphoric than canceling plans but people rather do this 🤦🏼‍♀️

As someone who experiences sleep paralysis quite often, I actually trained myself to snap out of it within a few seconds. You gotta focus really hard on trying to move smth, the fingers are usually not too hard. I just tell myself “I’m gonna move my fingers, NOW” and then move them. Took a few times but now it usually works. Just gotta remind yourself ‘hey my brain is awake and my brain controls my body’😂

@oluochanyango7920

7 ай бұрын

I move the pinky of my toes

The smell is facts!! Like as soon as I think ew I don’t like that smell - you’re done 😭

Can I just say THE QUALITY! You guys are the ones!

When you start praying to God on your knees for him to meet someone else and leave you! 💯