WORST KITCHEN CRIMES! | ShxtsNGigs Podcast
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Ellis: Decant it. Fuhad: DECANT!!!!! ELLLLLIIIISSS!!! 😂😂😂😂
@Tae_B831
2 ай бұрын
I rewatched it 3 times
@briankronika1699
2 ай бұрын
😂🤣🤭💀☠️
@briankronika1699
2 ай бұрын
Decant is crazy!
@0lovelybelle0
2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@khomotsomashego7473
2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😅
People not emptying their plate before it goes in the sink and soaking it with water erks me
@junglekxngtalksanime
2 ай бұрын
Facts, either eat what's left or throw that mess away
@ehisehis
2 ай бұрын
FACTS
@ynazzra
2 ай бұрын
What’s worse is when they see you washing up and drop the plate in the soapy water with food still on the plate. Insanity.
@AdaAdaAdanna
2 ай бұрын
That's why I hated doing dishes when I worked at McDonald's. The cooks were so lazy that they would just drop the crumb and scrap-filled trays directly into the sink rather than dump the food into the trashcan first. It was utter madness! And then I would gag whenever I picked up a squishy piece of burger bun. Ugh SO gross 🤢
@TattooRika
2 ай бұрын
FACTS!!!! THAT PISSES ME OFF!!!!
“Sorry to cut you off…………… SPEAKING OF UNI TRAUMA” 😂😂😂 only James can get away with this I swear lmao
@GlucoseGuy
2 ай бұрын
Those are the moments I tune in for. Random James trigger stories. lol
The evil side of REM is fun 😏🤣🤣🤣🤣
@DellaWatson-cz3mq
2 ай бұрын
😉😆. I was just thinking, hang on, did Rem just confess to something 👂🤭
@nc8769
2 ай бұрын
Now we know why James is so competitive with Rem
1:58 "Youd make a wonderful gay man" BRO WHAT😭
@kokosilenzio
2 ай бұрын
😂😂same reaction
@baf00nery
2 ай бұрын
Right. PAUSE!😂
@Chigatera
2 ай бұрын
Yh and they just let it slide 😂😂😂😂
@jaimeemoses
2 ай бұрын
Games out of it😂
@shanebest4699
2 ай бұрын
How did everyone miss that
Picturing Fuhad going to James house to knock the bread over just to prove his method is better to keep the bread safe😂
@Animebibi95
2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@spinachboy1800
Ай бұрын
"I fxcking told you! Now do it my way and stop being a kitchen criminal"
James “ you know Daddies sensitive to smell” 😂😂😂😂 also “you’d make a wonderful gay man”
"firm it, pause"😂😂😂😂 "I'd have to gag, pause" 😭😭😭😭
Anything in the sink that could've been easily thrown away. I'm talking tea bags, vegetable peels, bread, yuck
@taliyarenee4348
2 ай бұрын
straws!!
@daniellefrancis6241
2 ай бұрын
@@taliyarenee4348 yes!!!
@kelseymay4791
2 ай бұрын
Tea bags used to kill me!!! Like why 😩
@radhiadeedou8286
2 ай бұрын
I put my tea bags in the sink for a little while cause I don't like putting them in the trash can while they're still soaking wet
@daniellefrancis6241
2 ай бұрын
@@radhiadeedou8286 Out of order big man. Squeeze them out and drop it in the bin!!!😭💀🤣
Fuhad SCREAMING ‘DECANT ELLIS’ sent me 🤣
Treating the sink like it’s a bin -Teabags in the sink -Chicken or beef bones in the sink -Rice or pasta bits left in the sink Uni days with housemates were the pits when it came to cleanliness.
@fatimasalahuddin1442
2 ай бұрын
That’s just a lack of respect 😭
@loishanamckenzie3307
2 ай бұрын
So happy I never went to uni, I couldn't. The pictures my friends use to show me....bins overflowing, plates all along the side, and the bedrooms !!! 😫 nah this is when we see who was dragged up not brought up
@masilomoshesh1475
2 ай бұрын
@@loishanamckenzie3307 Their experiences may not have been yours though. Besides the odd crappy housemates Uni was amazing. It was a much needed experience because you get to meet people from all walks of life and you make lifelong friendships.
I must admit i never thought Rem would be deceitful like that! Him laughing about torturing James for fun like a villain! Hilarious 😂😂😂
Uni Trauma would be a sick episode nane, just Uni trauma questions, memories and funny stories👍🏼
@wagashi9440
2 ай бұрын
If you watch their earlier episodes, like the first 50, they tell a bunch of uni stories
Decant a tin of beans - absolutely sent me. Ellis is eating them posh beans! 😂
When someone doesn’t squeeze the water out of the sponge when theyre finished using it
@whoopsydaisy6389
2 ай бұрын
Omg yessss! My husband does this I rage!
The way he screamed ellis i knew that what ellis said was jokes
The way Rem covered his face 😂😂 James is too much 😂😂😂
When someone uses the same knife and gets peanut butter in the jelly. Cabinets or drawers left open.
@seanirl7738
2 ай бұрын
A little peanut butter in the jelly and a little jelly in the peanut butter! 🤮
@rorisang88
2 ай бұрын
You would hâte me for the cabinets. It would drive my mum insane! Sorry mom
@jerricaparrish1558
2 ай бұрын
I especially hate this because I'm allergic to peanut butter. It's cross contamination and I can't eat the jelly anymore...like use a separate knife you ass
@jaytee6563
2 ай бұрын
Yeah close the f-ing drawers🤬
@darklawyergirl7
2 ай бұрын
Ugh. I hate that!
How can you let "Rem Not having gag reflex" goes by without PAUSE???😂
@simbosh
2 ай бұрын
Literally. There were so many pauses in that story. 😭
My husband cooks eggs and puts the cracked shells back in the egg carton with the unused eggs 💀 💀 💀
@georgieeve2026
2 ай бұрын
Arrgh 😦 That would devastate me! Empty egg cartons have so many craft uses lol 😅
@denyshadials5702
2 ай бұрын
Mine does that 🙄 like I KNOW you see me picking these out so I can compost the cartons. Stop making life difficult just because you’re in a hurry 🤦🏾♀️
@moimeself1088
2 ай бұрын
Whyyyyyy????
@stikflair
2 ай бұрын
JAIL
@MsHappypeanut
2 ай бұрын
That is prison talk! 😂😂😂😂
Me cracking up at how loud Fuhad screamed Decant...and me not knowing what that even means but still cracking up
When they leave the knife still heavily smothered in spread after spreading
Had to rewind Fuhad’s reaction to Ellis. 😂😂 I love how expressive he is.
this is why i like to live alone because these kitchen crimes would send me everytime 😭😭😭😭😭
@nokhie1
2 ай бұрын
❤
Rem: if its not gonna kill me 🤷♂️ Thats so Caribbean 😂. I grew up hearing "What don't kill, does fatten. What don't fatten does purge." 😂😂😂
Decanting beans like it's wine.....Ellis😂.
James is the only man in this group that can say the most outrageous and gay stuff that now the boys dont even notice it anymore 😂
Breadcrumbs in butter drives me up the wall. If you cannot clean your knife or the butter, you're an animal. Idc fight me.
So far I've heard james talk down ackee and now mackerel. His white side is winning... take this man's Caribbean card 😂
@Pedant_Patrol
2 ай бұрын
Only Jamaicans like ackee. We all like mackerel, though.
@cassie2559
2 ай бұрын
James is a Trini man they don't eat Jamaican food, they're other islands in the Caribbean. Also mackerel overrated I used to be forced to eat that it's nasty never liked ackee & saltfish should I give up my JA card? 😂 That's fine my mum's family are vincy I prefer the food more than Jamaican. 😅
Not closing the jar of salsa properly, and it has mold 12hours later....
@Mitchell4892
2 ай бұрын
the way people half close the jar of pesto and then it's immediately grows mould the second I want to use it drives me mad lmao
James: Go Ahead Fuhad: okay James: Actually speaking of uni trauma 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 James needed that off his chest IMMEDIATELY. Ruffled all his feathers 🤣🤣🤣
@georgieeve2026
2 ай бұрын
He's adoranle 🤭
15 seconds in and James comes in with the "You already know what that does to me." 😆😆 And a minute in with "What he did used to bring me to my knees"... God tier stuff
You guys have too much fun at work 😂😂
A crime for me is 1.putting dishes with left over food in the sink 2. Coming home after a hot day and find someone drank the cool water from the fridge and didnt replace it.
A dirty bin lids and dirty sauce bottles especially congealed ketchup 🤢
DECAAAAAANT!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
@agirlhasnoname567
2 ай бұрын
I’m crying that scream caught me so off guard 😂😂😂😂😂
Never placing meat in a container to defrost so the blood would slither into the bottom and under the veggie drawers. Had to get a whole new fridge 🤢
@Pedant_Patrol
2 ай бұрын
Never heard of cleaning your fridge?
The sink being full of YOUR dirty dishes. I leave and come back from spring break…and they’re still there… That used to drive me up the wall. Even over the weekend. Irked to no end.
I have physically slapped my sister everytime she empties a mum with teabags and leaves them in the sink especially because the way our kitchen is set up the bin is right next to it AND it’s a peddle bin 😭😭
@bonheur1775
2 ай бұрын
This!!! Irks my last nerve. My mom walks PAST the trash bin (which is five feet away from the sink) to throw her cup with the teabag in the sink 🤦🏻♀️I scream every time
@rwilli26rw
2 ай бұрын
😂😂
6:58 Lmao at me knowing what a decanter is BUT not knowing you can decant things 😂🤣😂🤣
James is that dude who is always relating 😂😂😂 with things.
Leaving mouthful of juice/milk in the fridge. Not cleaning the stove after cooking
Mine have to be cereal bags being left open, jelly on the outside of jars and teenagers in the kitchen.
@whorror7406
2 ай бұрын
teenagers in the kitchen? 😂😂😂
I thought Ellis said decap them. I was like damn, people's heads getting chopped😂
When someone doesnt seal cheese properly in the fridge after being used and it ends up being hard rubber.
Not soaking a bowl with Weetbix will forever grind my gears
I regularly think about Fuhad going “DECAAAAAANT! ELLLLLISSSS!” 😂
Taking the bin liner out and not replacing it 🤬
1:01 "PAUSE!!...RAHH!!...DAMN!!!"🤣🤣🤣🤣
People who leave food goo from their hands on doors in the kitchen, fridge and cabinet doors/handles. Going to open a door and feeling some unidentifiable sticky goo sends me into a full blown rage.
When James said Who 😂 I lost my mind😂😂😂😂❤
BREAD: Twist the end of the bag about an inch and then fold the remaining plastic backwards and around the bread. It keeps the bread fresher longer.
Decant….ELLIIIIIIIIS!!!!! -send me😂
0:56 Lay off my husband 😂
One not taking the trash out when knowing your the last person to see it full 😂
Leaving just a bit of juice or milk in the cartoon in the fridge.
My biggest Pet peeve .. when a person leaves a used teabag in the cup and puts it in the sink 😢
people who put their plates in the sink without scraping off their leftovers
Spilling on the counter then just not wiping it up even though the sponge is RIGHT THERE
Buttery knives on the side gets me. And washing your hands and dripping water everywhere to get the teatowel, just take it with you. You know your going to need it
Omg yes! my husband always changes the toaster settings making me burn my toast every single time. infuriating
Soaking dirty dishes and leaving them instead of washing them😭
That's funny because how you close the bread actually can help keep it longer. If air gets in the bread goes stale faster. I usually press all the air out and then tie it. Bread lasts a few days longer, sometimes even well beyond the expiry date
James always has a story 😂😂
Im with Fuhad on the spin and knot🙋🏽♀️
People leaving the cooker dirty after cooking 🤦♂️ People not wiping the sink after washing dishes 🤦♂️🤦♂️ Piling up dishes🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️ When the bin is full to the brim and everyone act as if they can’t see it
Fuhad is Nigerian so I get the fact that he ties his bread😂 That's a Nigerian thing fam😅🤲
The tea bag in the sink my grandma does it. USING THE COOKING ELEMENT TO SHARPEN KNIVES is the worst! Crumbs in the butter will ALWAYS be the biggest crime
When they put dishes back in the cupboards and drawers when they are still wet
Utensils that are not properly washed. I CAN DIEEEEEE
Mixing trash and recyclables when the separate bins are right next to each other
Most annoying thingvi ever experienced at uni was my house mate would make tea take the bag out leave it in the spoon on the side of the sink......omg wud make me lose my shit
Lmao Rem knows what he does
I live in student accommodation and most of these mfs in here with me leave the stove dirty after cooking...PISSES ME OFF🙄😤
@tomfarrow6330
2 ай бұрын
Ive basically moved kitchens to my gfs flat bcs my own flat does shit like this and worse
If someone knocks the bread over..-“WHO?”😂😂😂😂
Me if I do the dishes for the night and go to bed WHY THE HELL AM I WAKING UP AND THERE BE DISHES IN THE SINK!?
2:00 “you’d make a wonderful gay man because your gag reflex doesn’t exist” 😂😂😂😂
Working in an office used to be horrific. People always leaving tea bags in the sink. The dirty mingers used to leave cups of left over tea/coffee or plates of food on their desks or on the side for so long they used to grow batches of penicillin. The spoons used to be covered in filth. These were grown people, I could just imagine the state of their homes!!?!? I'd be so annoyed for the cleaners because they shouldn't have to wear a hazmat outfit to clear the room! I would always refuse when some joker would offer me tea/coffee and if I were the last one in the office I would swipe the fungi cups/plates into the bin. No remorse.
"Goddamnit, Fuhad better not knock the bread over, again"
You guys are hilarious!! Soothing voices and accents, too! Spin and fold all day err day 🍞
Putting leftovers uncovered in the fridge and leave and forget.
Both my mother and sister leave bags open, talking cereal, bread and sugar. They also leave open half eaten cans(beans, tuna, sweetcorn...) in the fridge and tea bags in the sink and my mum goes through around 10 cups a day so there's always a few tea bags in the sink. It's vile.
Wet napkins stuck to the plate and thrown in the sink. That's fighting actions right there.
Worst Kitchen Crime. That ice cream container in the fridge, there's no ice cream inside
Bread re-seal gang represent! I gently squeeze excess air out of the bag, then spin AND re-use the sticky tie. Stays fresh as fuck that way.
Everything mentioned in this list is the reason why I personally can *NEVER* have the nuclear codes. People who do this, are they worth saving? (😂)
When someone leaves stuff in the blender and they just leave it there and it begins to stink instead of putting the container with the lid on top in the fridge.
Chicken bones in the sink is the worst! 😠 Like wtf??
People leaving not only the cereal box open but also the packet open so when I get to it it's a game of stale or not
My biggest is the empty ice cube tray in the freezer! I need ice curse you!
As a chef I have a lot of these I hateeeeee when there’s dirty dishes in the dishwasher but people still leave their dirty dishes on the counter🙃 Or when people start taking bits and pieces from their food before it’s out the kitchen.
It's not healthy the amount of times I've found myself going back to Fuhad screaming in joy idk why I love that lol
I guess our equivalent to the tea bags in the sink is people leaving coffee grounds in the machine after brewing.
The 1st half of this was pure pause!!!!!!! Lol good job boys
Syrup bottles covered in syrup. RINSE. IT. OFF. We arent cavemen.
@denyshadials5702
2 ай бұрын
I’m actually against that one. You can get bacteria in it. A good wipe with a clean towel does wonders.
Rem! 😂😂😂😂😂 that next level 😂😂😂
The most number of PAUSEs 😂I’ve heard them say at once 😂
Twist and fold the bread bag for sure, fuhad trippin 😂
mine would HAVE to be other people being in the kitchen when i am. like bro? you not see me in here? i got here first? 😂❤
people who finish the juice or milk and leave the box in the fridge instead of putting it in the trash 😤