"Because... please innit!" Too real 😂🤣

@mrsetamayple

2 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Job interviews 😂 is closest thing to begging

@jackharper7002

3 ай бұрын

Bro I HATE doing job interviews, my tummy hurts and my brain fogs over trying to think of good answers “What drew you to this job?” “The vacancy my guy!”

@msjones_j

3 ай бұрын

@@jackharper7002 😂 exactly, the bills

@Mez254

3 ай бұрын

​@@jackharper7002 "the money innit 🤷‍♂️"

@Dimma_Daniela

3 ай бұрын

@@jackharper7002😂😂😂

@jackharper7002

3 ай бұрын

@@msjones_j what interests you about working in customer service? Exchanging services in return for money dickhead, I’m not manning these phones for a giggle

James every 30 seconds: "I remember..."

"You were born here innit?" 😂😂

"Are you looking at me because you think I...?" 💀💀💀

The way James said ,”Is this where I’m at!” 😂😂😂 I felt his pain

I know you were born here! You were born here right 🤣🤣🤣

"Are you still coming" took my soul.

@PrinceAwodike-pj6iz

2 ай бұрын

😂

The “you’re saying yes cause you’re scared” - literally, and applicable to most situations when you have anxiety😂

"Are you still coming?" That's a room shaker/mood wrecker! 😂😂😭😭

“Please, ‘innit” is a phrase!!!!!!

After the socks and shoelaces story it makes me so proud for James that he had a idea that turned out to be great for him and his best friend

@ambereyes7998

3 ай бұрын

Right! He legit makes me proud of their success 👏🏼

@WhiteWildTiger

3 ай бұрын

❤❤😊❤😊😊 2:52

"Because...please, innit!" Is a shirt and sweater.

Job interviews: them; when can you start... me; Today 😂😂😂😂

Glad James is a nice employer 🤣🤣

“I begged…” 😂

Me to fuhad: NYSC is for students (undergraduate students) after they have completed their 4 or more years in the university, then u go for NYSC for a year (like an internship with 3 weeks `military like training’)

@Baby_love06

3 ай бұрын

If you want to apply for Nigeria visa (from uk or anywhere else), u just need to submit some documents and get the stamp. But the visa application from Nigeria as a Nigerian to uk or others is hard hard.

@tayloreni-afe7860

3 ай бұрын

Graduates,you meant

@OMNISHROOM

3 ай бұрын

Your boy over here is dyslexic, I thought you were talking about NSYNC like the boy band rofl. I was confused.

@kezzy_kezzy

3 ай бұрын

You mean graduates not undergraduates

@shannooony

3 ай бұрын

"Are you still coming?" Is the story of my life and 99.9% of the time, they're not coming 🫠

Visa applications will have you reconsidering why you want to leave your country 😂😂

Asking for days off is begging. I literally had to bargain with my supervisor to go on the first extended vacation I’ve taken since getting hired 3 years ago. They asked me if I could change my trip dates since they will be out. It’s a family trip, so the bargain becomes shortening the trip so I can still go 😩

@mff.513

3 ай бұрын

Girl, no. That’s unacceptable.

@amirriddle

3 ай бұрын

You must have a good job to not put your foot down lol 😂. Because like I gave you advance notice and how am I still begging 😂😂?

@denyshadials5702

3 ай бұрын

This was why so many 90s babies spent the days in their parents’ cars, waiting for them to be off work. You had two toys, a sibling, and your imagination. Boredom was simply a fact of life with no reason for negotiation or complaint. You will never see that in today’s children.

@MascarasAndMixers

3 ай бұрын

Nope. My pto notice means i wont be there. Plan accordingly.

@SkRo0L3w5e

3 ай бұрын

Definitely not acceptable. They’re getting salary they can cut their own time short.

"Please innit" just sent me

Making an insurance claim

Are you still coming is the equivalent to having to ask if we are still on for tonight. That is a killer to the soul.

As man... Asking for ANY kind of help... Even if its to help me understand 😂

Are you looking at me because you thought I……😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Hold on to those, "I remember when..." moments. These moments tend to keep us humble and give us strength. Thanks for sharing the journey.

Please do the "One marshmallow, check it out, whoo!" game again, but take it to 10! C'mon, let's see it!!

@kimberlwallce7723

3 ай бұрын

Idek why i enjoyed that bit as much as i do

@gracewanja1857

2 ай бұрын

Btw it's been a while

Are you still coming is next level😭 Insane. Nothing beats that

Hello, guys. Please consider an episode where you all share pics of yourselves as youths and in university.

What feels close to begging is being on your own and some guy saying he's going to send you something or get you something and now your interested and asking him where is it

@rheroberts868

3 ай бұрын

😂 good girl if I have to ask or wonder where it is, I'm Charging it😂

@dinmaoffairpodcast577

3 ай бұрын

This... Like don't make unprovoked promises and don't come through

@cheryldeane6338

3 ай бұрын

I hear you loud and clear! I hate people making promises that they don’t keep cos once you’ve said it; I’m relying on it like it’s a fact!

These man love saying they were poor... while telling stories about them clubbing in Miami. You man really don't know 😂

@EpicFishFingers

3 ай бұрын

Guessing most of their stories are from "the before times", before the podcast or at least before it got big

@Cajun_Seasoning

3 ай бұрын

its almost like you grow up and better your financial situation like the adult you are

@TJ-fu5kr

3 ай бұрын

@@Cajun_Seasoning what? My point is that if you can afford to fly from the UK to Miami and go to the club....you aren't poor by any stretch of the imagination...they don't know what real poor is

@Cajun_Seasoning

3 ай бұрын

@@TJ-fu5kr if you've watched them enough you'd know they struggled in their uni days financially. You literally don't know them bruh, who are you to say someone doesn't know poverty just because they're not currently poor.

@approximateknowledge5577

3 ай бұрын

​@TJ-fu5kr they did not claim to be currently poor or recently poor. Get some comprehension skills dude.

Nysc is a year program and we camp for one month basically 3 weeks. And it is compulsory for every nigerian graduate who wishes to work in Nigeria. Yeah we get paid minimum wage from government also.

2:39 You're saying Yes cuz you're scared! Omggg why was this my energy at every interview, at every job, even after I was accepted? Just desperate. That's why my schedules were trash. Accepting whatever they told me needed to be worked. Lol

""..thats bottom barrel.." man's hurting 😂😂😂

Socks and shoelaces - bottom barrel stuff for real 🤣

I went to Madrid one year. Was so broke the last day, I had 29 cents to buy a banana. That's broke.

@AdamoLechita1337

3 ай бұрын

Yeah bro thats heavy rock bottom stuff, this is my situation right now 😂

@reginafromrio

3 ай бұрын

@@AdamoLechita1337 I feel you

@user-lo6um3xf6s

3 ай бұрын

I hollered 😂😂😂😂😂

When they said visa applications I was thinking visa credit cards lol #Americancitizenpriviledge

I actually appreciate hearing about how you all had NO money and just made it happen.. respect the grind and definitely respect that you don't forget where you came from!

I’m a recruiter. Cover letters are bullsh*t. Do NOT write one unless the company requires them. I don’t read them at all. 🗑️

@Finggy

3 ай бұрын

What type of work do you recruit for

@EJCmkechi

3 ай бұрын

@@Finggylarge manufacturing company - engineers, supply chain, hr, sales, etc.

@Finggy

3 ай бұрын

​@@EJCmkechioh cool.

3:03 Okay so…how AMERICAN AM I??! When Fuhad mentioned “Visa Applications” I immediately thought the credit card!!🤔🤣🤣🤭🤦🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️(don’t judge me…🤣🤭🤦🏾‍♀️)

@Akosuayeb

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

James being able to laugh about it later shows some real growth

It's the double texting for me 😂

Visa applications- why you are visiting the country, which other countries you have visited, your education history sometimes, host information, bank statements, return ticket, health insurance, sometimes marriage certificate if you claim you are married.

Everytime he said I remember fully expecting a Phil Collins solo 😂

Asking my dad for money to buy Tampons & he never use to believe me, so id have to leave the blood in the toilet for him to see.... Thats proper begging

@entranced-jp2ug

3 ай бұрын

girl ...😮😮😮

@cheryldeane6338

3 ай бұрын

Oh damn - that’s horrible for you. 😔

@cortneypayton6473

3 ай бұрын

Should have left it everywhere for him to see

@evi1kitty642

2 ай бұрын

No disrespect to you, but he sounds horrible.

@ClaireCorinthos

2 ай бұрын

Oh my😮

That Macy's story we've all been there!! LOL builds character

The last one for the win. 😂😂😂

"swear" is my new favourite term

Visa is another level, you’ve got to convince a middle aged man that your only going to sight see or visit family and go back home, because u have 15367482 things or reasons for you to be back home and on top of that, show hella money just so they know you can afford to visit and do the things u said u we’re gonna do

At 1:46 I heard "sweetheart" instead of "Fuhad". It tracked and didn't surprise me but the lack of reaction made me rewatch it.

Love your creativity, it's inspiring!

Bruh.... Australia has CREATURES. I'm good.

ngl i completely understand why everyone hates cover letters and at the same time once i started employing people i truly started caring more about their cover letter than their resume.

@cortneypayton6473

3 ай бұрын

Why? Elaborate

Asking my manager to approve my expenses

I was having the worst day ever and tought I wouldn’t laugh today You guys saved me again!! Thank you for always cheering me up❤❤

I rate you 'cover letter' for a job application 😭😭😭

The National Youth Service Corps Year comprises of four (4) main segments in which every Corps Members must satisfactorily participate before he/she is qualified to be issued a certificate of National Service The purpose of the scheme is primarily to inculcate in Nigerian Youths the spirit of selfless service to the community, and to emphasize the spirit of oneness and brotherhood of all Nigerians, irrespective of cultural or social background.

@ashgodsv

3 ай бұрын

Brotherhood una😒😒

Please please do Merch And put on a shirt/hoodie “Is this where I’m at?” 😂😂😂

Am i the only person who doesn't have a problem double texting? Depends on the person ofc 😂

Man James be having some crazy stories

Brooooo! We get free eye test and specs once a year but the Optometrist is also my boss. I hate asking her to test my eyes, even though I can't see....I'm hella blind!😂

@user-ew3jv8ll4j

3 ай бұрын

Pride over health?

Finding an apartment whilst haviing less than good credit.

OMG! I just realised smth. Ellis looks like Steve Harrington with short hair!! 🤯

@sarahkparadise726

3 ай бұрын

Wow he does

I only double text in an emergency so if I’m double texting you PICK UP UR PHONE CAUSE I KNOW YOU SEE MY MESSAGE!!😂😂💀

Man, these two have been through some shit. Socks and shoelaces 💀

I knew they were friends but the Macy shoe story is wild 😅 this guys are besties 😊🥰

Getting a visa in Australia is tough but don't be put off by it. What they are referring to when they say "working in the fields", is that to get a 2nd (or 3rd) year working holiday visa extension in Australia, applicants need to do 3 months of work in farming, fishing or construction in a rural area. It's designed to provide assistance to rural areas who struggle to attract workers due to remoteness. Most backpackers obviously would prefer not to do it but there are many stories of people enjoying their time working in great unique places. This rule is changing for British backpackers as of July 1 this year though - they removed the working requirement for visa extensions.

@user-ut3dy5jz6s

3 ай бұрын

Why do u wanna go there tho I’m Aussie myself there’s nothing good about the country just a expensive place to live last Sunday I went to get 2 kebabs with a family member of mine and I didn’t even deliver Uber I went to go get some and I paid 33$ for just 2 kebabs the country has a problem with tax cuts and the leader sucks

I like how so many of these are about jobs. And things that companies say they give you and you’re entitled to or you don’t have to do AND YET…wow haha

“Cause he won’t survive there” 😂

James is the only narcissists that I like 😂

9:34 I screamed!💀

Just remember those poor days when you’re pricing your merch and tickets for stuff

I got a job based on a cover letter. Felt like an imposter the whole time I was there 😅

Are you still coming? Ahhhh mate the pain I felt with this 😂😂😂😂

Talking about others being poor while they skiing holidays, but you were poor and went to party in Miami is wiiiilddddd 😂

Two of my supervisors told me the reasons I got an interview was the cover letter. That was early in my career before I had anything of value on the résumé/CV.

9:52 are you still coming or that "hi" text after the time you agreed to meet up passes and you been waiting for a whiiiilllllle is the pits

To be fair I have gotten a job because of my cover letter and lost out on a job because my cover letter was too detailed 😂😂

Excellent episode 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

The way James said “ why are you ignoring me ,I love you,please answer” is exactly how Fuhad would have said it 😂even the gestures too

Asking for more hours at work 😅

My ass thought “visa applications” was for credit cards 🤦🏿‍♀️ I’m sitting here thinking I’ve always been pre approved so I can’t relate

They said Macy’s and that was all I needed to know.

This is was a very emotional segment for James you know. Brother needs to go give testimony in church 😩

The Australia thing is real. My son studied abroad in Sydney for 6 months and wanted to work. Not only did he get the treatment you mentioned, they were going to take damn near his whole check for the “1st 6 months”. 😐

Is it just me or Ram is rolling a blunt😂

“Because please init “😂😂😂😂😂

I’m catchin the coming to US hints now IHOP 😂

you've come a long way

HAAAATE Cover Letters.

A month? You need to serve for a year!! I left and couldn't be bothered with the stress 😅

that job interview hit a bit too close to home XD. Im going through that right now.

James is a mix of Drake and DeRay Davis. Watched Meet the Blacks and the expressions DeRay pulled is exactly how James does it😂

Asking your Mom for the birthday money she "held" for you

Macy's take back everything. They didn't even have to be the correct shoes and they would have taken them 😂

I ain't never been this early

What feels like begging? - Praying.

Trick or treating 👌🏽

Omg dammit James!! You’re saying yes bc ur scared!! I’m choking!!😹😹Did Fuhad say pls🙀🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️💝

even a visa for holidays feel like begging.

Trying to get you toddler to do anything 😩