well we launched 20 minutes ago and we've already sold out thanks guys holy fcuck

@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

5 ай бұрын

*oh*

@minusX

5 ай бұрын

dang in the time to watch the video is gone congrats

@Wixlo.

5 ай бұрын

lmao

@iplayminecraft2248

5 ай бұрын

aw dang just 1 minute in and now i can't get any

@seniorpumpkinhead1

5 ай бұрын

Well now you know to do this again next year! 😁

"We'll double the offer! Except no we won't! I've changed my mind! Fuck you!" The best Noodle line ever

@santajerry

5 ай бұрын

Reminds me of “Fuck you baltimore!”

@DMC4EVERUCCI

5 ай бұрын

uhhh that was actually Normal Steve

@YurtFerguson

5 ай бұрын

LMAO I READ THIS JUST AS JE SAID IT

@danielkara6339

5 ай бұрын

Same!​@@YurtFerguson

@theincrediblefella7984

4 ай бұрын

You spent $30 for 3 popsicles sticks. You disgust me.

Thank you for combating scalpers by straight up canceling their orders. If only they did that for GPUs and PS5s..

@FoamBanana

5 ай бұрын

And concert tickets

@sanc3375

5 ай бұрын

They would cancel them!... But their numbers go down, that's why don't do it :v

@stubbyfoamz1

5 ай бұрын

Paper cut outs aren't exactly on the top of the priority lists for scalpers lmao

@Dysiode

5 ай бұрын

Noodle is well known, popular, and has never done this before, so yes collectables are prone to scalping@@stubbyfoamz1

@ziwuri

5 ай бұрын

literally anything they can turn a profit on is on the top priority for them @@stubbyfoamz1

I still love how he found a full format all his own and an extra merch model by *checks notes* being too tired to animate for one video

- sees noddle new video - he is selling the little drawings of the videos - let's get a quick shower first - get out of the shower - sold out - pain

@MicronOnline

5 ай бұрын

Shouldve consumed Product instead of showering

@tarikja

5 ай бұрын

What do we learn? Never shower!

@William_Nowin

5 ай бұрын

and today we also learned to put your wants above your needs :D

@twiggylegs6687

5 ай бұрын

Same kinda situation here :( will never shower again

@arrownaut6820

5 ай бұрын

Same 😭

I cant believe he’s selling taxes!

Noodle has been obsessed with stock photos / videos of people contemplating and subsequently eating paper ever since his video on adaptive music in gaming, and I am here for it

@benwaardenburg

5 ай бұрын

It’s one of my favorite bits and I am so glad I am not the only one.

@tytothetoetaker9788

5 ай бұрын

Paper does have a particular taste and edibility that no other household items or school supplies do.

@egil-alexjohansson2537

5 ай бұрын

Seems like you haven't tried glue, delectable taste and very edible of you aren't a coward

@tytothetoetaker9788

5 ай бұрын

@@egil-alexjohansson2537 na the texture makes my autism scream in agony

@nekoimouto4639

5 ай бұрын

i mean he probably paid good money to get access to those so might as well get as much use out of them as possible

Holy shit the link fucking works

@nanashi7779

5 ай бұрын

😱

@monolophosaurus

5 ай бұрын

No way…

@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

5 ай бұрын

It doesn’t for me. Probably because the cellular data is being a huge bitch to me for no reason

@TyGuy9001

5 ай бұрын

I can confirm the link doesn’t work for mobile users.

@abraham2198

5 ай бұрын

That's not a link that's a threat you got 30 minutes

I’m still in disbelief on how you make these so entertaining

@Spades20XX

5 ай бұрын

I get lots of sarcastic, kinda highbrow early 2000s Adult Swim buffoonery vibes from his videos and I fucking love that shit

Noodle is selling his little popsicles puppets he uses in videos. That's pretty cool! I wonder how fast they'll se-

@mf--

5 ай бұрын

More like "N-"

@tacopizzasandwich621

5 ай бұрын

@@mf--more like “oh look what’s noodle selling now”

@tacopizzasandwich621

5 ай бұрын

@@mf--actually more like “o-“

I can’t think of another KZreadr where I’m as entertained by their merch ads as I am their actual videos. Keep up the unhinged vibes, noodle

Glad Noodles is doing mentally better after we witnessed his destroyed house 2 months ago

Watched the video as soon as it went up, immediately bought a pack, and when I refreshed the store half of the collections had been sold out. Hot damn.

it's all gone in 10 minutes. congrats. noodlers are the new swifties

@blue.neaja24

5 ай бұрын

lmao "noodlers"

@Vinterloft

5 ай бұрын

Must be stressful to raise money only to afford more ice cream so you can make more popsiclestick dummies for raising more money for ice cream ∞

30 dollars for a cardboard in a popsicle stick?

@OntiCastro7

4 ай бұрын

Dude is beyond broke

@ihatethis103

4 ай бұрын

@@OntiCastro7 no he just has a brain and doesnt want to waste money with literall garbage 💀(seriously i can literally make this myself at home if i want too)

@OntiCastro7

4 ай бұрын

@@ihatethis103 I was referring to Noodle. He must be beyond broke to be scamming his fans selling literal garbage

@aphexie_

2 ай бұрын

dont like it dont buy it

I'M SO GLAD THAT STUFF YOU SOLD ME A BACK ALLEY THIS WEEK IS WORKING FANTASTICALLY!

Mfw I pay 30$ for popsicle sticks

I want the “real” certificate with noodle just staring at you.

Hey Noodle can you send me a 4 paragraph letter to my dog about how he's such a good boy and because of that he deserves all the mac and cheese of the house? She's not sick or anything I just genuinely like her and the way you talk and influence people on things is really impressive

Cardboard. That's, that's all I'm gonna say. Cardboard. _Cardboard._

You could sell JUST the certificates of authenticity and i would've still bought it xD

Terminally broke

The speed at which I clicked this notification is only matched by how fast my phone starts to lag while typing, thank you noodle this is very goose approved

NOOOO HE TURNED NOODLE INTO MARKETABLE CARDBOARD!!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR EFFORTS, LOOKS GREAT!!! IM NOT BUYING ONE BECAUSE IM NOT BOTHERED TO BUY KZreadR MERCH!!!

So *_these_* are the consequences of the Industrial Revolution the guy with the funky hair was talking about.

Somehow you made me watch a full ad about something i cant literally buy anymore

Darn. I missed it because of work. YOU'D BETTER DO THIS AGAIN NOODLE MARK MY WORDS I *WILL* FINALLY GET MY HANDS ON A BEAUTIFUL POPSICLE BOY

What an incredible merch idea! Always admired the amount of papercraft you did for those videos.

So glad I'm a patron so I got early access to buy up all exactly one (1) of these before anyone else could!

I would totally buy the one with Noodle singing The Offspring's "All I Want"

I WANTED ONE. FUCKING DAMMIT MAN. This is awesome though, thank you for even doing this!

@doodlegame8704

5 ай бұрын

SAAAAAAAAAAME!

The part that got me: " *IRS - where are you* "

I like the cross promotion of your sister's etsy lmao. Like it's just cute high quality enamel pins and in comes like a million people who are only interested in a paper cutout of a drawing

I wonder what the weirdest thing is I could do with one of these popsicle sticks... Maybe sealing it, and the little man on it, in some sort of protective film... And then making an actual popsicle with it so i can see the lil' fella appear as I munch on my frozen treat. Oh, that could be amusing. Could also help me meet my weird quota.

@ArDeeMee

5 ай бұрын

I don’t know… licking Noodle‘s popsicle is kinda sus… =P

This is the most effective marketing I’ve ever seen

This entire video became useless after 20 minutes but for the next few hours people will be getting notifications and watching excitedly, seeing how they can get a deal which died like Steve Jobs. I for one wish to witness the glory of the many broken hearts at once. Since I cannot see you feel free to let me know if your heart was indeed broken.

He wasn't kidding when he said "Don't Delay"

It's amazing how youtubers manage to monetize their new year's chores lmao

"i would really like everybody who sees this to get a chance to pick one up" "we only have like 150 of these"- quotes from a creator with more than a million subs

Excited to see the number of unique popsicle puppets grow exponentially in future videos to keep up with demand for next year

There's probably an IRS agent just subscribed to noodle. Sends him an invoice for every dollar generating endeavor.

Waay more informative than the ads that are usually on KZread and you can see they are ads too without the Ad in a corner.

This channel is amazing and I love your style of doing videos.

The only thing I want this holiday season is Chris Cringle's holy nectar.

*asks for money for the 100th time*

I don't know what's funnier, the fact that Noodle is selling his carboard cutouts like it's flippin bath salts or the fact that SOMEONE ACTUALLY BOUGHT THEM!!!

i'm... I clicked 25 minutes after this video went live and it's sold out? fuck!

I like Noodle’s videos and his art style as well. I just can’t wrap my head around the circumstances of his 2nd most recent video. Makes me kinda sad?

@deadwalkin12345

4 ай бұрын

Some artists are just unfortunately "damaged" in one way or another. Noodles damage is just how manipulative he can be and it's just recently showing. Between that vid and this scam

@boiledelephant

4 ай бұрын

Why is everyone whittering on about this, what's the cliffnotes, I don't have time to go watch a whole other video about a topic I didn't find very interesting the first time

@rigorm136

3 ай бұрын

@@boiledelephantYour willful ignorance will one day be your downfall but here’s a quick summary of events; Noodle lied to and gaslit his audience. He basically made up a false straw man argument about Baldur’s Gate defining a new standard which is completely false. Nelson, the guy who was spouting this nonsensical claim from the get go just can’t handle the fact that an indie studio is outperforming AAA companies. Noodle also removed context and spliced audio together to further support his false claim, thus creating new false evidence.

@letsexplodetogether5667

3 ай бұрын

​@@rigorm136 If you watched the whole "discrediting" video analytically, and then compare it to noodle's video, you'll see what's wrong. They claimed noodle's argument was something completely different, and then pulled up "examples" of him "skipping evidence" for this new non-noodle argument. So, considering the skipped info isn't relevant, nothing's wrong. In any MLA paper, people abridge quotes to remove UNRELATED information. This is exactly what noodle did - just in video form. It's a hit and run piece for money, and it pisses me off seeing people believe it since they didn't have the time to check sources. Also the creator of that video is proud of it making money with no evidence, gloating in the comments and making fun of anyone questioning him. I gave up when, having a whole god damn essay of what's misleading and incorrect in his video, his comment response was "This is so pointless, STFU, I'm right your wrong" without refuting any points again, the video was made to misrepresent the situation, paint noodle in a negative light, and then ignore any criticism. hit and run piece for money. f youtube

@rigorm136

3 ай бұрын

@@letsexplodetogether5667 He’s not gonna fuck you lil bro

Noodle’s gotta be the only KZreadr who can make you want to buy a product, but also insult you at the same time.

This video popped into my recommended THE DAY AFTER! Happy Chistmas or something! (Seriously though, congrats on selling out man)

Noodle making the best worst advertisements of all time

TWENTY MINUTES LATER????? HUHHH??

I really enjoy your animations, but the cutouts are so iconic now. I hope you stick with them and sprinkle us with some animations here and there. Thank

I hope they sell out quick. I have nowhere to put them but they are awesome. Get them taxes paid quick. Happy Holidays Julian.

I love your art style so much, it is so funny to me that you hate animating and are good at it

Good job bucko, knew you could handle this big responsibility 👍

I was so on the fence about buying one after bursting out laughing with this shit, but I can't afford to do so, it would be 35€+ for me so I can't rn, even if I was lucky enough to arrive 3 min after the post, still it's real funny when you do this so keep the anual tradition

Only like half mad i missed it, glad you sold out, hope you hanging in there man

"Actually no we wont" is the absolute funniest thing I ever heard from a commercial 😂😂😂😂

well it was nice to know these existed for 20minutes! 😂 congrats on selling out though!

@ArDeeMee

5 ай бұрын

LITERALLY selling out. 👏👏👏

I WANT ONE!!!

I MISSED IT?! I wanted one since the announcement months ago and was at the grocery store D:

You know what I think I prefer mental disturbed Harold over that other guy.

I want the Emo Noodle godroll.

Yo I legit thought this was a joke video till I visited the website…

Damn. I wish I could have gotten one of these. I love your funny little drawings.

I don’t care if they sold out, I still watched this three months after it ended

Hey noodle, when are you gonna make a video on palworld and say that it’s not good for the industry??

@bradams1854

2 ай бұрын

It was probably well in production, but then another indie banger called Helldivers 2 came out, and now he has to redo the whole video to be about how both Palworld and Helldivers 2 are bad because they came out too functional and fun which gave players unfair expectations about what video games should be nowadays.

I'm so glad you sold out quickly. Sucks a bit that this happened before I got in, but nothing beats you having a little financial security and the SOLID evidence that your audience loves what you do. Take care, bud.

@vengefultiger7797

5 ай бұрын

I love this community

The big brain one already sold out 😭 And it’s only been 10 mins 😭😭😭

This video made me happy cry.

these are just real life NFTs

@emblem9442

4 ай бұрын

Except they're made out of cardboard pizza boxes

@Train115

4 ай бұрын

These are basically film props, film props being sold is nothing new.

I absolutely love it when a creator VASTLY underestimates the popularity of their idea or how absolutely everyone would've liked that I guess. Yes, in twenty minutes, because yes, you did 150 of these for a MILLION THREE HUNDRED THOSAND subscribers and you're funny and most of us kinda like you you know and it's Christmas season, dumdum. Guess its time to collect more for the new series, because there's another 1 299 850 subscribers that would like one of these I gues. Nerd.

This is such good merch holy shit. Next time you do this i will 100% get one!

i think noodle has money issues and is loosing passion for his craft. the dude literally only makes videos with sponsorships or sells 3 popsicles with paper on it for 30 dollars this dude is milking the channel for all he can while it still is there

@Model_BT-7274

4 ай бұрын

Valid. Like completely valid. Life is hard and most of us have been stuck in a financial pinch before. Have some empathy

@keks44313

4 ай бұрын

@@Model_BT-7274 if he wants to make easy money, that's fine. But he never mentioned financial problems and only producing videos if he gets a good buck out of it could really hurt the channel. Quality and the fans should be priority and money the secondary objective.

Don't tell me what to do.

I love noodle he's so kind DEFINITELY NOT TAX RELATED what a nice guy

what beautiful artisan cutouts. I may purchase some as a financial investment

@youtubeaccountlol4942

5 ай бұрын

Too late

Bro sold out of products made of paper and popsicle sticks. That's impressive. You have me respect.

@deadwalkin12345

4 ай бұрын

Is it really that impressive if the people you're scamming are a bunch of children or stunted adults?

@bradams1854

2 ай бұрын

@@deadwalkin12345 Given that's how the AAA devs that Noodle makes entire videos defending make most of their money, it makes sense that he would think scamming children and stunted adults is impressive and strive to do so himself.

promoting yourself and your sister at the same time, that's cool. Also congrats on selling out before the notification even hit me 😂

I arrived and you have already sold out, but this video continues to be funcking funny, so thanks for the best advertisement I've seen this month.

This got recommended 4 hours after the video went live. Heartbroken but I at least have my Noodle IRS t-shirt

After watching ArchWizardCJ's recent video, suddenly this title makes more sense.

not even 15 minutes wtf

Can't wait until people play card games with them

while i was watching the video the name of the video changed from "DO YOU WANT ONE" to "how in god's name have we already sold out" lol

So you're telling me that i can draw stick figures on Popsicle sticks and sell them for THIRTY DOLLARS And people will be stupid enough to buy them?

@scrambledeggs7202

4 ай бұрын

Apparently yeah

@pureexile1702

4 ай бұрын

His fans are defending him.... So yes he thinks people are fucking retarded

Hey its my favorite con artist liar corporate sellout channel! 30 bucks for popsicle sticks with doodles on them? Sign me up!

@ranzu3138

4 ай бұрын

Corporate sellout. Noodle. Seriously.

I was watching at the "please don't purchase more than one" part and saw the KZread title immediately change to "how in god's name have we already sold out" so uhhhh congrats

Finally, I can live my dream of imaging what it would be like to owning a puppet if I had money

oh please give me money give me 30 dollars for this cardboard on a Popsicle stick OY VEY

holy crap, I so happened to arrive an hour after it was uploaded and it's already sold out. congrats

Dude; I didn’t even get a chance to think abt buying one of these 😔

This is sad. Just a year ago you really had a sense of passion for what you do on your channel. But recently it seems like your baiting money off anyone who would give it to you. Even in your last video, you yourself seemed way off. I don't know what's going on.

@theedgybeatle

3 ай бұрын

He has kinda been doing this for the money, he's pretty open about it, he has done tons of sponsorships but that doesn't mean he doesn't enjoy doing what he does, why else does it take him so long to make videos

@jasonhahn8797

3 ай бұрын

@@theedgybeatle I don't know, man. His recent videos feel different somehow.

Jesus fucking Christ I don't think I've laughed this much of an advertisement in my life

I can't wait until April when Noodle has to his taxes again.

I could print those at home for free. And here you are charging $30 for a kindergartener's school project.

@Nightenstaff

4 ай бұрын

So... do it? If you want to start making and selling something like this, what's stopping you?

@musictorin

4 ай бұрын

...you're spending $30 to support him, was that not abundantly obvious?

@UnstableEquilibrium

4 ай бұрын

@@musictorin Considering he's manipulated audio of someone else so he can lie and make a strawman argument, I don't want to support scum like him. And even if I did want to, I'd want it to be something worthwhile.

@UnstableEquilibrium

4 ай бұрын

@Nightenstaff I'd need brand recognition to actually _sell_ them. Making them is the easy part.

@ineverunderstoodmaths1779

4 ай бұрын

@@UnstableEquilibrium you know how to draw?

From artists to scam artists in what... a year? you've fallen far deeper that i thought my dude, what a shame.

@ranzu3138

4 ай бұрын

Wait what's the scam?

@ihatethis103

4 ай бұрын

@@ranzu3138 a popcycle stick on a piece of cardboard with a poorly draw doodle that anyone with functioning hands can make for 30 bucks? that sounds like a scam to me ngl

@ranzu3138

4 ай бұрын

@@ihatethis103 for it to be a scam it has to be dishonest. It's abundantly clear you are just getting a piece of cardboard, people just want to support Noodle.

@deadwalkin12345

4 ай бұрын

@ranzu3138 those people are legitimately stupid and would buy a bridge from their favorite youtuber here if it meant "supporting" them. Between this, and his last video.. it goes to show just how dumb he thinks his audience is, and you guys proved him right by buying ONE piece of paper and ONE throat depressor for $10 bucks a pop.

its sold out but i wanted to see your sisters etsy anyway so i went to the website. idk if i will buy anything but i like her store! will follow her