"Seriously injured woman heroically fends off paramedics trying to put her in medical debt"-my favorite

@bepis_lord7883

Ай бұрын

Basically when someone's about to call the ambulance for you, so you gotta show them that you're not sick enough to need an ambulance.

Fav Onion headline ever is “amazing, miracle of birth occurs for 8 billionth time”

@mariabarker2036

3 жыл бұрын

LOLOLOLOL teehee

@haroldwilkes6608

3 жыл бұрын

Even Jesus stopped making wine once in a while...

@OveranalyzingEverything

3 жыл бұрын

Hasn't there been more than 8 billion people on earth or is the joke that the miracle happens so often every day?

@Macapta

3 жыл бұрын

@@OveranalyzingEverything the latter, that we call something a miracle even though it’s so common.

@OveranalyzingEverything

3 жыл бұрын

@@Macapta but then again there has been more than 8 billion people born. The ones alive today and the ones from the past.

Speaking of wrong grandparents, something like that actually happened to me: At the elderly home my grandmother is staying at, I visited her one weekend and was waiting in the common room, and the caretaker brought out the wrong grandma. The funny part is both my grandmother and the one they brought out have dementia, so even though I'd never met her, she thought I was a relative and was ecstatic to see me. After the caretaker found the correct grandmother, the three of us sat around and had a wonderful chat. Just me and my two grandmothers.

@vanderbam2741

2 жыл бұрын

What this is a great comment lol

@phoebegilliland8897

Жыл бұрын

That's really sweet.

@NamelessM.F.

Жыл бұрын

that’s amazing 😭

@deemah3602

9 ай бұрын

caretaker… dementia… 💀

@christopherdean1326

9 ай бұрын

We all have two grandmothers, that's how procreation works 🙂

6:17 I have a badly suppressed immune system. I had a doctor for years who was a professor, and he would bring about a dozen students when seeing me. Of course I had given him permission. He wanted to see how different students handled examining the same patient. So my medical appointments about every three months would go on for a couple of hours. He would have them come in one at a time to do their exam, and then after everyone was done, he would do the exam and narrate everything he was doing and explaining why about everything, and then spend about a half hour having a class discussion. One student from West Africa correctly diagnosed that I had a patch of leprosy starting, and no one else caught it, not even the professor. The thing that tipped him off was that I had a numb patch on my back, and he ordered a test, and that is what it was. Turns out it is still a lot more common in the US than people think, but it is much more common in developing countries, and he immediately recognized it. It is bacterial, and apparently attacks nerves, so the reason that people wind up with wounds is that they don't fell pain where a wound is starting, and it gets worse.

@chestio3488

2 жыл бұрын

Cool story! Hope your doing well, even with a bellow average immune system! :D

@azaanhm

2 жыл бұрын

@@chestio3488 lmao I can't tell if you're concerned for him or just making fun of him!!!

@DKNguyen3.1415

9 ай бұрын

That's like an episode of House.

@mroiddzhem7311

8 ай бұрын

Thank you! I'm a medstudent and we need patients like you

@niagara6015

3 ай бұрын

Doctors in Africa are used to seeing all different types of diseases; in South Africa we have everything because of all the people that have immigrated here from other African countries. When Covid hit Africa we already had ample experience with contagious diseases and viruses.

This video is like when you tell your mom a joke and she turns it into a lecture

@AmmaraSHAH773377

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my god thats so accurate. Especially with the fingerless gloves

@abhisheikpatangey3481

4 жыл бұрын

I like Dr Mike, but how does he have time to create such videos while his city suffers

@chriscarguy

4 жыл бұрын

Abhisheik Patangey sometimes you gotta lighten to mood a bit more. These videos really take your mind off the virus, so in a way it’s saving a lot of people stress. Because of that he’s actually saving lives. LoGiC

@onceinabluemoon3264

4 жыл бұрын

ChrisCarGuy - True

@tokyodrift90s

4 жыл бұрын

Bro i literally commented this 21 hours ago and i dont get one heart from doctor mike😭

Dr. Mike: freeze-away toe remover Cinderellas step sisters: **nervous sweating**

@DaMoosicRawks

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated.

@danielf.7151

4 жыл бұрын

But does it also work on heels?

@lillyko5611

4 жыл бұрын

Dove: rockadeedoo there's ice in the shoe.

@Hi-iv9fj

4 жыл бұрын

Oof

@jordankelly7540

4 жыл бұрын

Daniel F. I don't think so

This is concerning. I first heard of the "nutritionists say people who eat right shouldn't poop at all" thing from my mother. It was passed on to me as real news because she had seen it on TV being presented as such. My mother does not know how to use a computer, and (of course) has no social media accounts. She doesn't have a cellphone and we still use a landline phone here at the house. If she says she saw it on the news, she means it. I was going weeks thinking "nutritionists are going crazy" each time I went to the bathroom. I had no idea it was from The Onion. But now, I do. That means, someone around or in South Carolina thought it was real news and put it on our news networks to be shown as such. I'm rambling. Trying to think about it is blowing my mind.

@KimonFrousios

9 ай бұрын

That someone thought it was real is not surprising. That nobody else questioned it before it reached getting presented, is what is deeply concerning.

@Duffyboi

9 ай бұрын

@@KimonFrousiosIt’s the people that use social media and take everything at face value.

@jb888888888

8 ай бұрын

Around me sometimes on slow news days they'll put up things like that as a funny. "See what the Onion says LOL" but then I can imagine people who might miss that first part see it and think it's real.

@FuckGoogle502

7 ай бұрын

The Onion has tricked newscasters into repeating its articles quite a few times now lol

@MarginalSC

7 ай бұрын

That thought predates The Onion by decades at least.

*“If doctors have crows feet, it means they care.”* - Dr Mike, 2021

@Gaehhn

2 жыл бұрын

That left me confused for a second, because I thought he was talking about caltrops...

@MigattenoBlakae

7 ай бұрын

@@GaehhnLMAO

“You owe me a half hour of my life back” 😂😂😂 👏👏👏 When it comes to wasting peoples’ time, insurance companies are so in debt they can’t possibly pay everyone back!

@mortimerbrewster3671

4 жыл бұрын

When it comes to wasting peoples' time, the doctors are so in debt they can't possibly pay everyone back. I don't bother going to doctors because I won't wait the 45+ minutes late that they always are, even when I make certain I'm the first patient of the day.

@moonlit_sky127

4 жыл бұрын

@@mortimerbrewster3671 You don't bother going to the doctors? Dude, ya really need to start going! Even if it's just twice a year!

@saltedlemons5908

4 жыл бұрын

Moonlit_Sky2712 nah. If he doesn’t want to go, he doesn’t have to. That’s one Less person to pollute the world

@jamessheppard4372

4 жыл бұрын

@@saltedlemons5908 exactly

@jdirksen

3 жыл бұрын

My old youth therapist, first name Karen, literally ended up speaking to the manager and put me on emergency supply after they hadn’t sent in my mood stabilizers nearly a month after writing in the prescription

"Chest compressions, chest compressions, chest compressions" It's about time.

@Gabriel-yd4bq

4 жыл бұрын

nah it's too late. he ded now.

@draconicepic4124

4 жыл бұрын

I thought you just keep shocking them until their heart beats and then scream, "It's alive!"

@sashafinlay2235

4 жыл бұрын

same with "BEE-WOOP!"

@dustinbeard

4 жыл бұрын

@@draconicepic4124 Only if they are flat linining

The one where the doctor supposedly asked to bring in his poker buddies was funny until I remembered a story of my mums births. The doctor who was responsible for delivering my brother brought in the delivery room his wife to watch my mum give birth so he could convince her to have a baby with him. My mum wasnt really satisfied with him as a doctor,so she went to a new one when she was having me. The second doctor brought in the delivery room his under-age high-school son to watch a live birth because the kid wanted to go to med school 😂

@ayishaks6510

2 жыл бұрын

Certainly, watching a woman screaming in labour is absolutely the best way to convince his wife to have a kid. *Eye roll* lol

@vanderbam2741

2 жыл бұрын

That's shocking. So violating.

@Jack1994hoo

2 жыл бұрын

Wtf kinda hospital was that? An episode of Scrubs?

@eirinipapagianni7598

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jack1994hoo a hospital in Greece during the 90s my friend 😂

@reaganharder1480

2 жыл бұрын

As I understand, when I was born the doctor brought into the room a sandwhich. Because she was called in off her lunch break.

I love how Sam always has to be explaining jokes in the background

Dr Mike: These are just jokes, don't take them seriously Dr. Mike: *Takes the jokes seriously*

@joy100ish

3 жыл бұрын

This like talking to your parents xD

@superpotterfan7435

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like he’s also wanting to make sure that people understand the truth vs the joke so they know it’s a joke. I liked that he took the jokes and explained where they most likely originated and why they wouldn’t happen for real. 😁

@moistnugget4147

3 жыл бұрын

he's a medical professional, cut him some slack :P

@overdadeirofelipao3629

3 жыл бұрын

I mean... what else is he supposed to do? Read medical memes and like... laugh 3 times?

@NoOne-wz2ht

3 жыл бұрын

@@joy100ish yeah read the top comment

Plot twist: The Onion is actually predicting the future

@sandpaperunderthetable6708

3 жыл бұрын

Oof

@lancebargamento1784

3 жыл бұрын

Oh no....

@ing9545

3 жыл бұрын

Funny

@gsmarkham

3 жыл бұрын

On more than one occasion...

@pendingauthor2536

3 жыл бұрын

Someone needs to check on the Mickey containment.

I have a rare condition. When I was a teenager, I was in the hospital for treatment and the doctor asked if some of her medical students could sit in. She was so excited to share this because having this condition at such a young age is almost unheard of. I said yes, thinking it was just going to be a few people discussing my case. NOPE. They came while I was asleep in the morning. No warning, no bra, hair unbrished, and feeling very vulnerable. And in comes about 30 mostly male medical interns crowded around my bed to watch her trigger a reaction from my condition. It was humiliating. Safe to say, that poker buddies joke isn't too far off the mark.

@AutumnTehKitty

7 ай бұрын

Ah, I'm sorry they didn't give you better warning to prepare or change your mind.

"never reveal any of your symptoms" simulated patients in the OSCE: "write that down, write that down!"

@staceyk2274

2 жыл бұрын

🤣 too relatable!

Mike looking at a _’toe remover’:_ “Oh, I have this thing! I’ve used it before!”

@hiimjohnquinones2971

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I used it too so now I'm down to 12 toes. Wish me luck on getting the other 4 off. (Edit) thanks for the likes, y'all really like toes apparently

@khatunamezvrishvili6211

4 жыл бұрын

@@hiimjohnquinones2971 bruh

@csweezey18

4 жыл бұрын

@@hiimjohnquinones2971 Hol' up.

@ashleybishop3431

4 жыл бұрын

@@hiimjohnquinones2971 A true intellectual

@annlakes24

4 жыл бұрын

Video Star yo same

“Does you doctor have crows feet ? That means they care” 😂

@peacefulinvasion684

4 жыл бұрын

Actually it means that theres a crow out there with no feet

@jutau

4 жыл бұрын

@@peacefulinvasion684 I'm sure rabbits would be happier, if this trends.

@akanechan1211

4 жыл бұрын

@@peacefulinvasion684 It's the law of equivalent exchange

@BjornUltimatum

4 жыл бұрын

Dr. Mike doesn't care is confirmed.

The fact that you got duped even though you know full well the Onion is satire is the best thing. So pure. Don't ever change.

I can tell you as an a pretty great poker player that the reason they were dark glasses is because your pupils dilate when you see something valuable. Just be sure to get non-reflective ones.

@devonm042690

2 жыл бұрын

Is it when you see something valuable? Or something that commands your attention; for example something you want? 'Something valuable' sounds awfully nebulous to be something your body has an explicit reaction to.

@ohyeah518

Жыл бұрын

@@devonm042690 Absolutely

"...the most infectious part of your hand... are fingertips." Me while biting my nails: 👁👄👁

@AstralArbourSys

3 жыл бұрын

I've been called out-

@KatKitty_

3 жыл бұрын

@@AstralArbourSys fellow enby?

@AstralArbourSys

3 жыл бұрын

@@KatKitty_ yep! enbies of the internet unite lmao

@sapnajoy935

3 жыл бұрын

I WAS BITING MY NAIL WHILE READING THIS COMMENT HSKJDKSJSKJKD

@abbyroad5169

3 жыл бұрын

Just builds your immune system.

Everbody else: I need a haircut! Dr Mike: I need a pedicure!

@blank-6222

4 жыл бұрын

I wish my dad agreed to let me cut his hair.....😂😂😂

@haleyhawkins1995

4 жыл бұрын

I can relate I need both

@terkhenkhbat2168

4 жыл бұрын

I need all SIKE

@blank-6222

4 жыл бұрын

Wow this comment is getting loved so much...by the I appreciate your channel

@najlasmith8933

4 жыл бұрын

Easy Medicine by TMD 🤣😭

I remember one day my doc explained this to me "Hypothetically, eating 5 pounds of carrots is still 5 pounds. And while carrots are good for you, excessive is just as unhealthy as not eating healthily enough"

My favorite Onion article was one they put out years ago (early 2000's) that said the FDA had approved salmonella for human consumption. I showed it to some of my relatives, who were outraged! Lol

Toe remover: *exists Dr mike: I used this before Me: *concerned

@PeachesCourage

4 жыл бұрын

Look up on youtube An Omaly - News Analysis & Hip-hop You won't believe how this young man sees all of this He is so correct*! They don't wanna hurt their reputations and give us uh dumb people the actual truth ? My father was a physicist and he knew that in the 90's they were very capable of doing just that * We know nothing?

@tucker3536

4 жыл бұрын

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

@sometimessnarky1642

4 жыл бұрын

@@PeachesCourage what are you talking about?

@orange_orange1985

4 жыл бұрын

PeachesCourage what?

@Forlorn_Dusks

4 жыл бұрын

@@PeachesCourage What in the *heck* are you talking about, Peaches.

Ladies and gentlemen, we got a "pee woop"! All is right in the world.

@prettyluhliaya4774

4 жыл бұрын

Yesss I was Soo happy I rewinded it back just to do it with him

@wingy6060

4 жыл бұрын

Pee? He can't be very healthy then

@akanksha1715

4 жыл бұрын

@@wingy6060 pun intended 🤔😄

The 'bringing interns in for observation' made me laugh out loud for real! When I was delivering my twins, my doctor was golfing with his 13 year old son. He not only asked if he can bring in the interns, but he asked if his son could just sit quietly in the corner in the back of the room because he wants to be a doctor when he grows up! Of course, by that time, EVERY woman is like, ' Yes! Whatever! Stop talking let's get these babies out!' So you KNOW how crowded that delivery room was! Each baby had their own set of nurses and other staff, plus 7 interns, plus his kid sitting in the corner on a plastic chair. It was crazy, man! lol! :)

the fact that even you actually bleached your teeth when you were young makes the "too white teeth in the us" stereotype make perfect sense. I have never heard of anyone doing that here, it sounds dangerous

@gooseducktunguska425

Жыл бұрын

It sounds weird

4:59 - True story: When my son was born, the nurses (especially in the nursery unit) were fawning over him and saying how cute he was -- "no really, I say this to every parent, but yours really is the most adorable baby I've seen in a long time", etc. By the end of our time in the hospital, I was telling the nurses, "Well of course he's the cutest one; I picked him out myself." The older nurses thought it was hilarious; the new nurses were horrified.

@FunnyParadox

3 жыл бұрын

Are you my mother ? XD because that's the EXACT same story she told me XD

@danielkeslerjr4407

3 жыл бұрын

I was gonna comment about the baby security bracelet thing. If someone is gonna steal a baby, why wouldn't they.. just take the bracelet off the baby..

@devforfun5618

3 жыл бұрын

@@danielkeslerjr4407 my guess is it makes a sound or alert the security or simply stops openning the door when removed

@deusexaethera

3 жыл бұрын

@@danielkeslerjr4407: The bracelet is has a built-in tamper alarm, in the form of a heartbeat monitor. It presses tightly against the bottom of the baby's foot, and if it stops detecting a heartbeat (or if it detects heart arrhythmia) it goes nuts.

@karlkfoury2213

3 жыл бұрын

if he's cute then he's probably not your son

*How to find the right doctor, a guide:* 1) look all over your town 2) if necessary look in a few other towns near by 3) if the above fails move to New Jersey and look for Doctor Mike 4) say *PEEWOOP* 5) Congrats! you have found a great doctor!

@norge0209

4 жыл бұрын

I SO wish this was true. I live in New Jersey, but I doubt Doctor Mike is taking new patients.

@theresalynn3633

4 жыл бұрын

Wallace Lam I’m glad I could help!😂

@cocoraven1523

4 жыл бұрын

I live in New Jersey but I doubt he is taking new patients 😞

@lmonsalud7034

4 жыл бұрын

peewoop

@SweetAeromotion

4 жыл бұрын

Courtney hghahahsdkaksksndn try bein the one person that walked by him (months ago!) and recognised him, but got shy :(

I could not have Dr. Mike as my physician. I would constantly be mesmerized by his impossibly fantastic hair.

I've been reading The Onion since it was only a print newspaper in Madison, WI, and it's always been fantastic. Unrelated to health but my favorite article was Tips to Stay Cool in the Summer, and their suggestions included such gems as "Wear a tinfoil hat," "Buy a Celsius thermometer to enjoy temperatures that rarely exceed 40 degrees," and "Stay in your dank cave and guard your precious."

2 things I've learned in this video: 1. His eyes are pretty 2. He can be my doctor any day😂

@mariee.5912

4 жыл бұрын

He can't be my doctor. 😊

@stevenqu3

4 жыл бұрын

I learned that he used to do professional poker

@jacobfrancisco7580

4 жыл бұрын

Simp

@jacobfrancisco7580

4 жыл бұрын

Simp

@THEBEANLORD4

4 жыл бұрын

He must be a poptart

"The Onion is a satirical newspaper..." No, The Onion is The Finest News Source!

@somegoodsoup7008

3 жыл бұрын

It's more reliable than the BBC

@jimluvsgene

3 жыл бұрын

@@somegoodsoup7008 and FOX. And NYT.

@jimluvsgene

3 жыл бұрын

And ABC CBS MSNBC NBC USA Today TWSJ TWP POLITICO Bloomberg Vice News HBO HuffPost TMZ CNET NPR THR Newsweek TNY Time US News and World Report And The Guardian.

@crackaby7075

3 жыл бұрын

@@jimluvsgene and Russia Today.

@crackaby7075

3 жыл бұрын

@@jimluvsgene and France 24.

"Never tip them off by revealing any of your symptoms . . ." My brother actually did that, went to the doctor and didn't tell him he'd been exposed to mono. Got a medication cross-indicated for mono and wound up with this crazy rash.

doctor mike is like the love interest in a cheap romance novel and honestly, im here for it

“Do you want to live or die” 😂😂

@outtathepantry

4 жыл бұрын

May i take the latter?

@aayhanjurir8590

4 жыл бұрын

@@outtathepantry :( you ok there?

@TruckTaxiMoveIt

4 жыл бұрын

You'll be surprised

@Negasuki

4 жыл бұрын

@@outtathepantry You'd have to go out and protest in public without a mask for that atm :P

@GlitterC8k

4 жыл бұрын

That's a harder question these days.

Dr. Mike: "All of this is in fun, it's a joke!" Also Dr. Mike: explains the medical side of every joke and how the article is massively incorrect. Me: oh, doc... This is why we love ya.

@carnage2332

4 жыл бұрын

That is really Mike's entire mission statement with this channel. Is to be friendly and entertaining while providing useful medical information.

@liger04

4 жыл бұрын

Except he played along for "ask [the doctor] straight up if they've ever killed a patient on purpose". Coincidence? I think not.

@Arrow14860

4 жыл бұрын

@@liger04 LMAO😂😂

@Hust91

4 жыл бұрын

I mean it's interesting context, right? How the joke relates to the real world situation that might have prompted the joke.

@lyn3792

4 жыл бұрын

Who is that in ur profile pic

I've been going to the same GP for like 8 years and I have a whole laundry list of rare chronic illnesses, including a rare genetic disorder. Any time the clinic has student doctors there sitting in on appointments, he knows I'm cool with being a learning opportunity in terms of complex patients, lol. I've had some pretty interesting questions, but thankfully they've always been respectful 😅 I figure learning about me and what my ongoing care involves could help some kid down the line who's just been diagnosed with my condition/s, when their doctor remembers what my GP and I told them.

"a good [doctor] would know how to ask what you mean without sounding judgmental" Last part crucial!! LOL

Dr Mike is the only person who can turn a joke into a lecture without making it annoying

@evanislost

4 жыл бұрын

I like people who can organically drop nuggets of knowledge, if it's someone whose professional field is related and it's like factoids that are interesting and not common knowledge. It's like an attractive quality, yknow?

@nazanin2674

4 жыл бұрын

Dyhia ⵣ it's just because he's good looking

@jihadzengana5530

4 жыл бұрын

Dyhia ⵣ one of the main reasons that I keep watching his videos ❤️

@tucker3536

4 жыл бұрын

Ttue

@sometimessnarky1642

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, it's still annoying.

WHEN IS THE CHEST COMPRESSION MERCH COMING DOCTOR MIKE. IM TIRED OF THE GAMES.

@hippityhoppity657

4 жыл бұрын

"I'M NOT PLAYIN THESE GAMES"

@ChuckADickiner

4 жыл бұрын

Nobody to compress your chest during quarantine? That's rough.

@davecrupel2817

4 жыл бұрын

Reg Aint playin' no GAMES!

@magicsforce

4 жыл бұрын

Maria reg is right to throw dem hands

For every few bad apple doctors there are the golden ones like you.

I don’t usually like these kinds of videos but laughing along with (or at 🤷🏻‍♀️) Doc Mike makes me very happy. And laughter IS the best medicine! ❤️

Doctor, fighting with insurance company: "You owe me a half hour of my life back." Patient, fighting with insurance company: "You owe me my life back."

@wesnohathas1993

2 жыл бұрын

Insurance companies really are the worst.

@Jimothyjohns

2 жыл бұрын

@@wesnohathas1993 they really are, especially when it comes to medical care.

@Kyleplaysgames567

8 ай бұрын

​@@wesnohathas1993It's a joke at this point. "OH don't worry insurance will pay for it!"

"Never tell them any of your symptoms." 😂😂😂

@kevinlandrini6799

4 жыл бұрын

just play a little game of guessing. lets see if you can guess what hurts doc! they start hitting you in every place possible lol

@garcia9903

4 жыл бұрын

@@kevinlandrini6799 ohh dude, your comment is brilliant 😂

15ish years ago, when I had my babies, they only put a security tag on the baby so nobody could take it from the nursery unapproved or whatever.. like a library book.. It's hilarious to me, but I'm also very glad for this extra step.

Thank you for all you do Dr. MIke. As a healthcare worker I so appreciate the laughs and knowledge you pass on from your channels.

"Get on the phone spend half an hour arguing with the insurance company" This is the doctor we all need.

@ledues3336

3 жыл бұрын

True

@R.Daneel

3 жыл бұрын

My dentist took time out of their own day to argue that 2 (not just 1) of my 4 new crowns were required, not cosmetic. Saved me about $1500. (Convinced them that it was $1500 now, or covering adult braces later and THEN the crown anyway. The insurance, surprisingly, saw the light.)

@devforfun5618

3 жыл бұрын

@@R.Daneel what ? they are physically able to think long term ? i thougth it was impossible

@SkiDaBird

3 жыл бұрын

@@devforfun5618 They are surprisingly good at predicting the future, whether in underwriting, claims, or patient reps. Corporate penny pinching is the problem.

@MrCharlesfire

2 жыл бұрын

This is a doctor nobody SHOULD need. Seriously, America, you're the last first world country not having universal health care...

“You owe me a half hour of my life back.” I’m using this every time I have to talk to dumb people from now on. 😂

@harveyabel1354

4 жыл бұрын

You do know they're *everywhere*?

@melissablackwood

4 жыл бұрын

Then you'll waste another half hour trying to explain it to them... because they're dumb.

@dylannecros3636

4 жыл бұрын

@@melissablackwood then tell them they owe you an hour.

@johnnyfines627

4 жыл бұрын

@@melissablackwood Or... I don’t explain it at all, and even though I won’t get that half hour back, I’ll save the half hour not explaining it to them. I’ll say I broke even and call it a day.

@jushiii_146

4 жыл бұрын

Coming from a country with one of the best health insuranceses: I feel so sorry that stuff like that is actually happening in the biggest economy of the world :(

Actually, HIPAA doesn't have anything to say on you sitting in on a friend's exam as long as your friend approves. My best friend took me with her for her brain cancer treatments because I'd been through them with my mother and she knew I'd understand everything they were telling us. The doctors didn't mind since it was her idea. I even sat next to the MRI and held her hand as she got her scans.

That was so funny! It's more than a year into Covid, and the laughter is still needed now just as much as it was a year ago.

I love the sound of his laugh , his laugh are amusing . 😂💕

@averagemanful

4 жыл бұрын

I are liking it too

@cinnabonbon

4 жыл бұрын

aveRAGE joe i are in fact liking it to

@user-bg2hd8xm1y

4 жыл бұрын

And the fact that you don't know what grammar is. Is amusing

@rasskhovp528

4 жыл бұрын

allie kasarcik incorrect punctuation in the middle of your sentence.

@cyerripaws8270

4 жыл бұрын

allie kasarcik lol that was uncalled for bruh she just expressed she liked his laugh, u didn’t have to go “WelL youR GrammAr iS AmuSIng”

“in the future, humor will be randomly generated” onion: *this seems like a job for me me*

@moe_1838

4 жыл бұрын

69 likes N I C E

@dilyuq3714

4 жыл бұрын

Now this looks like job for me so everybody just follow me

@Kel_Li

4 жыл бұрын

@@dilyuq3714 cuz we need a little controversy, cuz it feels so empty without me

@rodrigolopezvillegas4272

4 жыл бұрын

hai kazuma desu

@terkhenkhbat2168

4 жыл бұрын

Hi

I work in an ER and just love Dr Mike. Have told everyone about his videos. Some of our docs watch

Great Video! *This is both hilarious and interesting*

"Pooping is great. Urinating-- great." What a stunning review from Doctor Mike. I'll have to look into this.

@harveyabel1354

4 жыл бұрын

Er....not TOO closely, I hope?

@TruckTaxiMoveIt

4 жыл бұрын

Not too close though, ok? [Edit] Someone beat me to it

@jamestays8416

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like Dr Mike has some enjoyable times in the bathroom.

@bradlyfray1010

4 жыл бұрын

Big if true

That “beewoop” gave me more serotonin than my stimulus check.

@MadellaBeauty

4 жыл бұрын

saaammmeee!

@michaelachetty7556

4 жыл бұрын

The accuracy! 😂😂

gotta love how The Onion can sometimes make something sound real.

Love this, please do another!

"Doctor, I've got a pain in my kiddlies!" "Do you mean kidneys?" "That's what I said, diddle I?"

@Maurycy5

4 жыл бұрын

Sauce: Kurt Vonnegut, "When Mortals Sleep"... kinda...

@pokeround

4 жыл бұрын

@@Maurycy5 Ah, interesting! I was thinking of Tommy Cooper.

@salamjihad3449

4 жыл бұрын

@Mahdin Bhuiyan ITS TRUE !! I GAVE HER $300 !!!!!

@dawn8293

3 жыл бұрын

Isn’t that the joke from Star Trek? Love it!

@seaotter4439

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like I'm having a stroke

1:42 "... Success is not paying for customers' medical care" The World*: lol *The US: Wait, where's the joke?

@TheCatgirl

3 жыл бұрын

i still don't understand the joke 😭

@beno1996ac

3 жыл бұрын

Health insurance companies have customers paying a monthly or a yearly fee for a certain type of health insurance so that when they go to see a doctor or to the hospital they just pay a fraction of the price on medication and treatments. The problem is, health insurance companies have a lot of particularities to try to get out of actually paying for the treatments and medication like Dr. Mike's story about his patient. In other places like Europe, people are already insured by their government so they don't have to pay for healthcare or have personal health insurance, unlike in the US

@idkidkidkidkidkid

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheCatgirl America makes people pay. I dunno how many countries don't make you but I know Australia has free health care

@melisa6609

3 жыл бұрын

portia uk too! Free healthcare over here✌️

@goattheoak

3 жыл бұрын

portia so does New Zealand

4:50 Why did you skip over the explanation, I was just as confused as Mike, and still am

@TheInterestingInformer

10 ай бұрын

Same still tryna understand?! Like is it cuz doctors protect their witnesses? (Patients)? Doesn’t work!! Golly

LETS GO MIKE 10MIL SUBS I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT

My favorite: “You owe me a half hour of my life back” I’m a pharmacy tech and I feel this way every time I talk to insurance!

@hermionehp1100

4 жыл бұрын

My mom says the doctors at insurance companies are the ones who graduated at the bottom of their class and couldn’t get a residency 😂

@mortimerbrewster3671

4 жыл бұрын

The only people worse than doctors in keeping people waiting is the pharmacist. I'm lucky that I don't need regular medicine but I've been with friends who've asked for me to "quickly" run by the pharmacy to pick up their medicine. Fucking waste of time.

@TrushaTaneja

4 жыл бұрын

@@mortimerbrewster3671 Just so you know it is highly likely that it's the insurance company keeping the pharmacist held up and delaying your pick up time. Pharmacists and pharmacy technicians do not and cannot control your co-pay, and/or your insurance company's requirements like prior authorizations.

@lineisdumb6556

4 жыл бұрын

I’m a diabetic and during corona my pharmacy ran out of insulin and we couldn’t get any insulin for hours. My mother literally called three pharmacies and than ended going to the hospital because I was that low on insulin

@xattix

4 жыл бұрын

@@lineisdumb6556 I'm sorry that happened to you. If 3 pharmacies didn't have your insulin, it sounds like a supply problem. Covid is supposedly causing several drug backorders

Doctor Mike: "honestly all these organs are looking the same to me right now" Me: lol nice one Doctor Mike: Honestly this struggle is real Me:hahah....wait......what?

@soupisfornoobs4081

3 жыл бұрын

Suddenly, your kidney gets replaced with a heart

@pranamikaverma

3 жыл бұрын

@@soupisfornoobs4081 oH nOoOoOo

@r0b0b0t8

3 жыл бұрын

*uh oh*

@icewater6841

3 жыл бұрын

@@r0b0b0t8 well you only need... wait... MIKE PLEASE EXPLAIN AAAAA

@olymolly3637

3 жыл бұрын

@@henk-3098 Two lungs, anyone? Two legs, two arms, two ears... two brain hemispheres.... One heart is enough, we're not Kaijus. C'mon man.

The review part it’s so true, I know a doctor who was on trouble for mentioning the patient weight as something unhealthy, there were a lot of bad reviews and even a threat of lawsuit

6:18 Story time. When I got my vasectomy I ended up with an infection that had my genitals temporarily deformed. While I was waiting in the waiting room, my attending physician came in with a medical student asking to see my condition. At the time there was a “candy-striper” (community volunteer with no medical training) in the room so I refused. I guess the story got around because the rest of my stay at the hospital was made up of doctors coming I to my room with students, self-righteously explaining that it was a teaching hospital and the value of showing medical students active conditions, me explaining what happened, and then the doctor agreeing that that never should have happened. I wonder how many times the doctor who admitted me got talked to by each subsequent doctor.

I just love how The Onion nails the absurd article headlines so well that there's also a subreddit for similarly absurd stories that AREN'T from The Onion.

@xtensioncordtv1969

3 жыл бұрын

@@timothinev9444 r/nottheonion

@rezwittkerchester2055

2 жыл бұрын

John 3:16-17 KJV "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved."

@iminavegetativestatestudio1730

2 жыл бұрын

@@rezwittkerchester2055 this is the funniest onion article ive read so far

@negativeorangutan546

2 жыл бұрын

@@rezwittkerchester2055 wrong comment section

"Dr. Scholl's Introduces New Freeze-Away Toe Remover" Dr. Mike : "oh I have this thing" 😂😂😂😂 sure you do

@kulcsocska

4 жыл бұрын

I read this then that part came😂😂

@champagneproblemz7386

4 жыл бұрын

@Emmelene Perencevich Exactly 🤦😂😂😂

@sachadominique4648

4 жыл бұрын

@Emmelene Perencevich ik

@johan.ohgren

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a severe case of frostbite to me😏...

There is actually good advice hidden in here-I had some excellent doctors as a child (with severe asthma and allergy problems) and as an adult I've realized that the doctors I was fortunate to have as a child are few and far between. Good doctors are rare and wonderful people.

Me encantan tus videos son muy informativos y algunos graciosos como este, espero mas subtitlos en español en el futuro en mas videos, saludos desde Argentina 😁🤗❤

Tip to survive “homework” 1. Don’t go to the hospital 2. Chest compressions! 3.Chest compressions! 4. Chest compressions! 5. You have survived! And thank you for everyone who has liked this comment!

@ayyylmao101

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

@onceinabluemoon3264

4 жыл бұрын

Why doesn’t this have more likes??????

@gavinreed7262

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO THANK YOU

@minecraftcomrade4738

4 жыл бұрын

CHEST COMPRESSION INTENSIFIES

@breadbunny4325

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks so much for all these likes!

I'm sad that he missed "after successfully stopping his patient's heart"

@mjolnirsoul9214

3 жыл бұрын

nono, doctors do that for medical procedures

@slcRN1971

3 жыл бұрын

My husband had open heart surgery and his heart was stopped in order to get a heart valve replacement. He was connected to a heart-lung bypass machine for awhile. Scary time! FYI: He’s fine and back to working out again every day.

@sabahhasbi3765

3 жыл бұрын

@@mjolnirsoul9214 but it was stopped for the entire night.. then the doctor came back for it the next mornin

@mjolnirsoul9214

3 жыл бұрын

@@sabahhasbi3765 well yes that's the joke there but I was just pointing out that doctors do in fact stop hearts during surgeries

@sabahhasbi3765

3 жыл бұрын

@@mjolnirsoul9214 well yea I just pointed out the fact that it's not the same circumstances.

U should review the onion more often. I love ur humor on it! 😂

i love listening to doctor mike while i draw or do schoolwork :)

“None of the headlines are true” The Onion a month ago: Trump is gonna recommend injecting disinfectant

@grapejuice8807

4 жыл бұрын

XDDD

@ayyylmao101

4 жыл бұрын

Ahhhh, when satire becomes reality...

@Maya-rg3bm

4 жыл бұрын

its where trump must get his news lmao

@Gr3nadgr3gory

4 жыл бұрын

He was talking about a UV injection treatment that blasts your lungs with light.

@ShovelChef

4 жыл бұрын

Gr3nadgr3gory, I can't tell if you're joking. I saw the clip everyone saw.

OMG! I encountered a patient today.. after greeting him, I asked him how he's feeling now ( he had taken medication for a sore throat 10 days ago) and he responded, " YOU TELL ME? " I was confused, so I asked him again, "do you have any symptoms right now" He said, "If I answer everything, what will you do? Should I do your job for you?" I tried to explain to him that I can't treat him if I don't know how he's feeling/what his symptoms are.. He just bluntly said, "it's your job to know how I'm feeling" As if we're psychics 🙄🙄

@davitdavid7165

3 жыл бұрын

What do you mean the nerveus system helps a lot when diagnosing problems?

@Math-pu4qo

3 жыл бұрын

You should know how they feel, you should know as the doctor, duh.

@Fletchawk

3 жыл бұрын

I hear giving children a lollipop makes them a lot more cooperative.

@iliadnetfear2586

3 жыл бұрын

Come on, Egghead! You got the papers on the wall, so you tell me.

@icarokaue7334

3 жыл бұрын

"I'm gonna call a partner" "oH aRe You ThAT iNcoMpetENT" "No, they're a vet, the only doctor who can know what a patient is feeling without asking"

Really fun one. Thanks for this!

I really like my family medicine doc. I’ve been going to him since I was a kid and he’s always available when something comes up.

This "you owe me half an hour of my life back" is so perfectly expressed. If only they actually had to pay for the time wasted.

@MoogieB

4 жыл бұрын

But it evens out with the time patients wait to see the doc!

@hkr667

4 жыл бұрын

I once had to pay 44 cents for medication. The printing of the bill and electronic payment costs more >

@ameliecarre4783

4 жыл бұрын

@@MoogieB I don't think so, no.

@kevinlandrini6799

4 жыл бұрын

i can imagine a story based on a society where people pay for things with time and not money. it sounds familiar. is there actually a book like that?

@ameliecarre4783

4 жыл бұрын

@@kevinlandrini6799 I think there's a movie. With Justin Timberlake. I haven't seen it so I'm not sure but time is a currency of sort. And when you're poor, you run out of time and you die.

“Nutritionists reveal humans with proper diet should not be defecating” IDK why I laughed so much but at least my anxiety was reduced👍🏻

@onceinabluemoon3264

4 жыл бұрын

I didn’t expect my comment to be hearted thanks❤️

@prpitprp4927

4 жыл бұрын

Now your allertness increased

@onceinabluemoon3264

4 жыл бұрын

PRPITPRP lol

@AxxLAfriku

4 жыл бұрын

GAGAGAGAGAAGAG this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. GAGAGAGAG! But I am happy again because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I make cool YT videos with them! Good evening, love and peace, dear op

@Shrubbist

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder if this is a reference to a claim by some raw vegans that if you are eating right you won't have periods. (If you're unfamiliar, you should google it. It's hilariously stupid)

dr mike i have a question for you why are your videos so funny but so accurate

When he was talking about plantar warts, I got one on my foot and I had to get it removed by a doctor. Them injecting the numbing agent into my foot was one of the most painful things I've ever experienced it was like fire ran through my veins

"You owe me half hour of my life back". I'm so sorry Doc Mike for your loss.

@addie-eileenpaige6460

4 жыл бұрын

I'll take an half hour over the two hours I spent on the phone with unemployment.

@dynamicworlds1

4 жыл бұрын

Tell me more about how health insurance companies make our system more efficient.

@alejandrinar.971

4 жыл бұрын

Addie-Eileen Paige At least you get to call them. They’re not taking calls in my state.

@mikekazz5353

4 жыл бұрын

Ah I was just gonna waste it anyways.

Straight up ask your doctor if they’ve ever killed a man on purpose. “Hey doc.. you ever done that to a patient”. Best line ever

@haroldwilkes6608

3 жыл бұрын

Scarier would be, by accident?

@deusexaethera

3 жыл бұрын

"Yes, but just once, and only because he wouldn't stop asking for free Oxy's. It was only a matter of time before he ODed anyway, I just sped things up a bit."

@rk4397

3 жыл бұрын

My grandmother was a nurse at Charity Hospital in New Orleans in the 1890s. A child was brought in with rabies. The doctor smothered the child.

@deusexaethera

3 жыл бұрын

@@rk4397: That's awful. But with rabies there really isn't any other option; even with supportive care until the infection subsides, there will be severe lifelong disability.

@vanderbam2741

2 жыл бұрын

@@rk4397 ohhhh that's so sad 😞

This was fun! Thanks for the laughs!

1:24 I think I had something similar to this for a wart that was on my arm. I remember it having a smell that I can best describe as strange but nice.

I felt an ungodly amount of joy at hearing the bee-woop again!

@fizzy7527

4 жыл бұрын

Sameeeeeeeee

"you owe me half an hour of my life back" YEAH, TELL 'EM😂

@AMT3141

4 жыл бұрын

I feel that way with a lot of the people I have to deal with at work.

@a.n.l.aantineoliberalismas4504

4 жыл бұрын

I think they owe him more than tha

3:33 the aww 🥰 is literally awwwww....

Whenever I see the fingerless glove meme, it reminds me of some of the nurses who tried to draw my blood for lab tests. They would put on the gloves, then rip open one of the index fingertips to feel the vein. They always got offended when I refused to let them draw my blood unless they put on new (unbroken) gloves.

Poker players: wear dark glasses so they don’t show what card they are actually looking at and the opponent can’t find out their strategy Also poker players: wear dark reflective glasses showing which cards they have Me: *facepalm*

@ianmoseley9910

4 жыл бұрын

Camila Asenia Cejas Perhaps they could have virtual glasses that show opponents false reflectiions?

@brittanywoodman6559

4 жыл бұрын

Don’t touch you face! 😂

@raprista4440

4 жыл бұрын

@@brittanywoodman6559 virtual facepalm XD

@cami8144

4 жыл бұрын

Brittany Woodman too late 😂😂

@cami8144

4 жыл бұрын

Ian moseley Smithers bring that man I’m going to make him executive vice-president

2:33 Imagine someone taking this seriously and going to a doctor's office like "So what symptoms do YOU think brought me here today???"

@IceMetalPunk

4 жыл бұрын

Me, not a doctor, but if I were a doctor: "Good question. I think I'll refer you to a psychiatrist for those symptoms you have..."

@yfrufeyfryd2129

4 жыл бұрын

Doctor: does it start with A?

@alicehermioneannabeth

4 жыл бұрын

I work at a book store and too many times people want me to magically know which book they're talking about. "It had a dog and a sunset on the cover..." And such examples

@valesth4903

4 жыл бұрын

@@alicehermioneannabeth When you're waitressing and people tell you to bring them something you think they'd like 🙄

@celeniareyes4443

4 жыл бұрын

Victoria Hatzson lmfaoooo!!!!!!

"bring it all crumbling down" Done!!! 😂🤣😂🤣

😂the toe freeze one... all I could think of was the Tim and Eric bedtime stories toe snip episode eek!

His voice is soooo satisfying.

@emilytrost4123

4 жыл бұрын

I liked and then took it back but only to keep the likes at 100

@mnihs3314

4 жыл бұрын

@@mariejuana8246 DUDE....... he also LOOKS like one a dreamy one, tho

@sofaiaia

4 жыл бұрын

Smoke Weed dude stop be nice

Dr Mike looks like superman? Who agrees?

@Biden_is_demented

4 жыл бұрын

Pooping is hip. All the cool kids are doing it.

@creature8911

4 жыл бұрын

L L • yes

@creature8911

4 жыл бұрын

Darth Mucus 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@07Sethy

4 жыл бұрын

I'm not so sure, but he definitely looks like that guy Clark Kent.

@ahhh4117

4 жыл бұрын

Ugh wow he really does did u read his think-piece on vigilante justice? It’s a good thing he doesn’t work in Gotham

Dr. Mike is a watch guy! I'm loving the AP

I would love to see this as a series just like "medical meme-review". Please tell me i'm not the only one!