Happy new year! We're back baby.

@eddies7883

4 жыл бұрын

yay

@AG-jf3kt

4 жыл бұрын

yay

@OofOuch

4 жыл бұрын

Excellent, Smithers!

@BigMacKaz

4 жыл бұрын

My god you are alive

@richardosman469

4 жыл бұрын

Please do come dine with me or 4 in a bed next, these vids are seriously underated 😭😭

"She's got eyes" "He seems like a person" kinda feels like they're having to reach for those compliments

@oz_jones

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe they are just aliens wanting some companionship :( _Yes, I do enjoy this human activity, for I am a human._

@sumvs5992

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly, I've probably said "they seem like a person" or something similar many times before

3:10 “I’m not quite sure what a chicken is.” “It’s a cheese.”

“She’s got eyes, which is definitely what I’d go for” Seems like an empty compliment until you remember that these women are all blind.

@blmarg1001

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck this is good

@sumvs5992

3 жыл бұрын

Wait are they?

@jakubgolecki9031

3 жыл бұрын

@@sumvs5992 yes if you watch the actual episode it says they are all blind

Wow, Manchester really changed since their last appearance.

@mattuno9892

4 жыл бұрын

Good memory hahah

@minimca123

4 жыл бұрын

Nah this one was roast potato manchester

‘She’s just very very... Jamaican’ ffs 😂

@May-gr8bp

6 ай бұрын

idk about that one chief

“I will sit down for hours” can’t relate less

@userPrehistoricman

4 жыл бұрын

I have been known to sit down for many seconds at a time.

@nehix

4 жыл бұрын

Can’t relate less???

@moon-pw1bi

4 жыл бұрын

u mean cant relate more?

@majot511

4 жыл бұрын

Lmaooooooo same

0:51. That edit was so smooth i forgot it was an edit and was genuinely amazed he didnt know how to say “pulled pork”

@ProfessorPesca

3 жыл бұрын

Me too! Forgot what I was watching

“shes just very very Jamaican”

“Craig’s second date was with roast potato Manchester”

@sparrow4852

4 жыл бұрын

Katie Crawford for 10 points tell me its name

@JoelintonMassif

4 жыл бұрын

@@sparrow4852 *MANCHESTER*

@sparrow4852

4 жыл бұрын

George Markham No, its avocado

@katiec3717

4 жыл бұрын

Sparrow4 Churchill

First job: de-creaming CRAIG.

@GeorgieBonsoir

4 жыл бұрын

Alright, cool.

@usedis5996

4 жыл бұрын

when do we start?

@dazcfw

2 жыл бұрын

@@usedis5996 ayo 🤨

Finally, the legend is back.

She adds a pinch of salt ANd A DaSh oF ReADy MeAL

@D33J3nk1

4 жыл бұрын

Ur avatar looks like the hole punch on the s10.i just flipped my phone upside down thinkin "how the fuck is youtube app upside down" ...ha

@mydickisincrediblytinyandi7380

4 жыл бұрын

@@D33J3nk1 hahah it was a bit too big to be the s10 hole punch so it didnt trick me, almost did thi lmao

@cagegirll

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

"So do you have any children?" "Yeah, I kind of just punch them for a bit" "What, you actually punch them?" "Yeah" "Oh, is it in like a really sexy uniform?" "No, but I make it sexy" 😂😂😂😂😂

@v0id_d3m0n

3 жыл бұрын

SHE COMMENTED ON THE VIDEO

*"But Craig will only be getting sticky fingers"*

@seantubbertcole216

4 жыл бұрын

Three of them

@jakegough9921

3 жыл бұрын

@@seantubbertcole216 four of them

“Anybody who burps, has bad manners, things like that, you know, we’re definitely gonna get on, that’s for sure”

@FriendlyHomie

4 жыл бұрын

JSR Devon is up in here

@saint_lewis

4 жыл бұрын

why are you here?!

“Craig’s second date was with roast potato Manchester” Love that James is bringing back the Manchester thing from the chase, keep up the good work! Now I’m off to search for McDonald’s in a police helicopter

@MASTERJJ1995

4 жыл бұрын

McChase

Does Craig like cheese? TOP 10 QUESTIONS SCIENCE STILL CAN’T ANSWER

Lisa: is 4 “Definitely what id go for 😂😂😂

@Reyeoux

4 жыл бұрын

FBI, OPEN UP

@thesamplemotion

4 жыл бұрын

*w e l l p l a y e d*

@sonnee44

3 жыл бұрын

*rhymed*

*three very special meals cooked for them by three very special blind ladies*

“She adds a pinch of salt and a dash of ready meal for one”

"But will this menu leave Craig bursting out balls?" Craig - "Which, of course, I'm absolutely fine with!"

After 1 month “Craig is now married, with 12 children” 😂

Omg! This is just too funny I was actually crying laughing. Not what I remembered making mind you haha. Can I just confirm I do not punch my child and I was never and will never be married to my dad 😂🤣😂🤦‍♀️ loved it.

@v0id_d3m0n

3 жыл бұрын

Oh wow! It's you!

@doublemonkey4833

3 жыл бұрын

Soooo.....what about your mum, your nan, or your long-lost brother? XD Just kidding, glad you found it funny. :P

@superlegendary

2 жыл бұрын

*GOOD!* God forbid if you actually did marry your dad. I would have gotten *so* mad and pissed off!

No-one: Manchester: *"I always look at people's faces"*

@supercool1312

4 жыл бұрын

Mostly an F1 fan nobody comments arent funny you fucking normie

@FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey

4 жыл бұрын

@@whyamiwhat Shut up you bender

This is me in the video! Have to say I love this mashup 😂

_"He seems like a person."_ Eh... Not sure about that one.

@HouseOfFunQM

4 жыл бұрын

At least she's got eyes, though

“First job, de-creaming Craig!”

@mricecube143

4 жыл бұрын

Yeetus Deletus giggidy

"Shes doing Craig!"

I love how the narrator sounds like she has Tourette's. 3:51 "So will Craig be INSIDE HER tonight?"

@Handhandme

4 жыл бұрын

"Craig will only be getting *STICKY FINGERS* with three of them."

@oz_jones

4 жыл бұрын

Decreaming Craig.

Discovered this channel yesterday, was sad when I realised he was gone, now he’s back; the lord works in mysterious ways

@kal465

4 жыл бұрын

Thomas Hayward same, this is brilliant it might be because youtube is recommending him recently

"I'm not quite sure what a chicken is" Iᴛs ᴀ ᴄʜᴇᴇsᴇ

The things you do with a computer, some crappy TV shows and a brain full of innuendos makes all of Britain proud.

"I would describe myself as an alcoholic"

"Poached red wine and grilled white chocolate on asparagus bread with homemade egg sauce"

@justsomeguy2743

3 жыл бұрын

I like the use of the word egg

"The way to Craig's heart is through his balls"

*Mel’s Chocolate Mousse* Ingredients: 300g dark chocolate 2 salmon fillets 4 egg yolks 150g double cream, for whipping 20 parmesan crisps Ready meal for one Pinch of salt Method: Just punch it for a bit like a child. Not in a sexy uniform, but you can make it sexy.

"I like a bit of cream, obviously nothing on the face" lmaaaaooooo

The 3 Fs: 1. Fit 2. Fashionable 3. Horrible feet

@turnip305

3 жыл бұрын

Literally in tears at this

"So like fit, fashionable and really horrible feet" Spit my drink out.

"How old are you?" *"four"* "Yeah thats definitely what i'd go for"

I'm actually losing it over the 20 year old tarte😭😭😭🤣🤣

"The word egg is in there which is brilliant" An intellectual

You know you’re in for a treat when Mel mixes in the chocolate and salmon

"The way to Craig's heart is definitely through his balls" I'm dying 😂

“20 year old tArt Chantei” man I’m creasing

*whispering* “She’s very good, but she’s very very... Jamaican”

A perfect way to finish off the year is with a just james video for sure

"I love cream. Its mainly what I drink at home"

"So do you have any children?" "Yeah, I kinda just punch them for a bit." Bawled out laughing at that one! 😂

2:45 legend 👏😂

It's a shame this one didn't get as many views as others have, it's one of your best!

"4? You're definitely what I'd go for so it's definitely a good start" *Umm, Craig..*

I hate how much these make me laugh. Pls never stop

Pulled pork... Never know how you say that. Absolutely brilliant

Welcome back, love your content. Let's get Manchester some film tickets.

“I’m not quite sure what a chicken is” “It’s a cheese”

Menu 1: "I love cheese" Menu 2: "I'm not a big fan of cheese" 😂😂😂

“I’m not sure what a chicken is” “It’s a type of cheese’😂😂😂

"Im not quite sure what a Chicken is?" "Its a cheese"

See you again in 2021!

You know it’s good when I’m already wheezing in the first 20 seconds

Some top notch editing here 👌

He only gets sticky fingers with three of the five girls? What a wasted night 😒

He's being given 5 ladies, but can only get sticky fingers with 3 of them. Oh my god. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I thought this channel was gone I'm glad it isn't

This channel is so underrated

Now *_THIS_* is what I call a New Year's Resolution! The legend is back, baby.

"I like a bit of cream. Obviously nothing on the face." I'm proud of you for being the first man in the world to acknowledge this, Just James!

Lmaooooooo stop I've not stopped laughing for about 10 minutes now 😂

bro youre an artist through editing, absolute class

Thanks for creating the most quotable videos on YT, James

Hope to see more videos like this, in tears hahahaha

This is the funniest one out of all of them.

One lucky person will be getting T A T T O O ' S

"But will this menu leave craig bursting at the balls?"

Yessss please don’t leave it that long again I miss your pure talent ❤️🙏

This is gold. Smile all the way through. Just the content I use KZread for 👏

Welcome back Just James. Some of the cuts on these are so precise, it almost seems like that's what they actually said. Amazing work.

Decreaming is my new favourite word

You are to over powered with the sentence mixing my freind

“She’s just very very Jamaican.”

Fantastic stuff, comedic timing is on point here, excited for more videos!

She's just very very Jamaican

crying with laughter, please keep making these!!!

I just love the edits of him ignoring her questions just to say she looks nice

so glad you're back! your videos are so funny

Easily one of my favourite youtubers 😂❤️

So glad you’re posting again, mate. Your videos are always hilarious!

We've waited 11 months for a Banger

I don’t know why I find these so funny but thank you so much

Best New Years present ever! Back after 11 months!

He's back, and better than ever, but he's still Just James.

Yessss! So glad your back! I was showing my friend these videos the other day and was concerned something had happened to you seeing as you hadn't posted for a while.

Glad your back keep uploading

These videos have me in stitches every time absolutely class

Thanks for making me piss myself laughing...not literally but you get my point

Just James, honestly you are gold at this.. Please do another traffic cops one pleaseeee 😂

Ah yes a dash of ready meal really brings out the flavour in all dishes

Ah yes, I’ve been eagerly awaiting an upload ever since I subbed to you, keep up the hilarious work my friend!