“No one is home but there is a refugee from Somalia in the drive.” 💀 dead LMAOO

@obgaming6802

3 жыл бұрын

Unpopular Tea Same

@stopgotdamndeletingmycomme8642

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@S_J_banana

3 жыл бұрын

i died at that part

@blackgayman

3 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@syfo3-186

3 жыл бұрын

“Everything in and around that area is an asset”

I don't even think this is edited. This is just what renting in the UK is like.

@HarrySpencerMusic

3 жыл бұрын

This is what renting and then not paying the rent is like in the UK (or renting under a crappy landlord)

@rhysprescott8992

3 жыл бұрын

@@HarrySpencerMusic so this is what renting in the uk is like

@devincrawford6508

3 жыл бұрын

It basically is

@HarrySpencerMusic

3 жыл бұрын

If you're a good tennant and don't expect to just get free rent, most of the time it's fine

@michaelfox9003

3 жыл бұрын

Harry Spencer until they refuse to give any of your deposit back because they find a micro spec of sauce behind the cooker

"they have been working together for 30,000 years"

@_lambert_1785

3 жыл бұрын

Repossessing since neolithic times

@AurumUsagi

3 жыл бұрын

That's ancient!

@userPrehistoricman

3 жыл бұрын

damn that's older than my granny

@AurumUsagi

3 жыл бұрын

George Pearson At least they said no to capitalism and debt slavery.

@Thoughtless427

3 жыл бұрын

AWAKEN MY MASTERS!!!

Convicted of being truthful and obtaining Afghan cuisine by deception 😂😂

@jgal7979

3 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie this had me in stitches

@depfeffel6455

3 жыл бұрын

When I saw a new Just James video I had to abandon bedtime with my partner and sleeping 3 month old baby so I could cry with laughter in the bathroom. This got me good 🤣

@oz_jones

3 жыл бұрын

Dine and dash?

@ThreenaddiesRexMegistus

3 жыл бұрын

Should have been charged with cultural appropriation too!

@rixterz11

3 жыл бұрын

@@ThreenaddiesRexMegistus delete this

“Stuart McCracken is working with his heavily pregnant wife, Just James.” *Anything you wanna tell us James?*

@atomiccs6115

3 жыл бұрын

Romanian brothel

@FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey

3 жыл бұрын

HE'S TRANS!

@KorboQ

3 жыл бұрын

Congratulations James!

@aj2218

3 жыл бұрын

We accept you James

@pinkdiamond1847

3 жыл бұрын

Wait how long was he gone for? He was on maternity leave I'm calling it!

OVER SIX POUNDS PER HOUSEHOLD???!!

@budywudy9

3 жыл бұрын

yeah they couldnt afford their big mac meal

@timtamtomuk283

3 жыл бұрын

richbois

@timtamtomuk283

3 жыл бұрын

@@budywudy9 have to get happy meal instead smh

@theflamingcookie6480

3 жыл бұрын

thats an outrage smh

@ujustgotpwned2008

3 жыл бұрын

Mate it's awful I'm like £10.25 in debt easily

“He’s losing blood fast after being gored by enforcement agents”😂

@declangaming24

3 жыл бұрын

Gored by high Court enforcement agents or debt collecters

@DH-jy9tr

3 жыл бұрын

@@declangaming24 what's the difference?

@juliolleshi751

Жыл бұрын

Probably why it got cancelled and got sued 😂😂😂😂

@Maressite

Жыл бұрын

Disgusting opinion they are dealing with deadbeats

"Can't afford to pay the rent but £7 telly" I'm dead lmaoooo

@DirtyGeorge

3 жыл бұрын

Should i call an ambulance

@gunsharck

3 жыл бұрын

@@DirtyGeorge We're not that luckt

“Now it’s clear that 7 children is the best offer they’ll get” This is why I’ve missed you, Just James.

"there is a refugee from somalia on the drive"

2:45 “I’ve got 7 children” “it needs to be more than that”🤣😂

@declangaming24

3 жыл бұрын

More children to cover the debt

@g-manfreezer1998

2 жыл бұрын

Can’t pay? We’ll take your family away!

HE STRIKES FEAR IN EVERY UNDERGROUND WORKER

@thegunguy7513

3 жыл бұрын

@@bobsemple7660 😂

@jameslapthorn8829

3 жыл бұрын

And commuter alike

“Seizing property and dealing with an INVASION OF ZOMBIES” 🤣🤣

@athina2130

3 жыл бұрын

They make their way into war-torn london

@mredmond8393

3 жыл бұрын

Brian O'shaughnessy of the dead

“Brian and Graham have been waiting for the defendant to return for 2 years” lmao

@getajobmate1281

3 жыл бұрын

i mean they have lived for millennia so far, im not too concerned for them

“The father is in prison for being truthful and gaining afghan cuisine by deception”

@DatGamingKid1

3 жыл бұрын

*Walks into an afghani restraunt* "What's the behind you!"

@xDRAGONSHAGGERx

3 жыл бұрын

*stuffs Afghan cuisine into pockets* "there is nothing behind you, I just wanted to gain your cuisines"

Just James: Returns 2020: *chuckles* *"im in danger"*

@ligmadechokoma1625

3 жыл бұрын

Me: starts rickrolling People of 2020:im in danger kzread.info/dash/bejne/o2d-t8Wjo7q_ecY.html

@carlosodingos3229

3 жыл бұрын

@@ligmadechokoma1625 evil... EVIL

narrator: the refugee is now in the high court's possession to sell at auction to cover the debt *wayfair has entered the chat*

@PickleSurpriseVEVO

3 жыл бұрын

Just pointing out cus people do think that’s real. That was a extremist/far right conspiracy hoax

@MS-hp9li

3 жыл бұрын

‘Job well done.’

@KewAnneOn

3 жыл бұрын

@@PickleSurpriseVEVO It's hilarious that people believe this shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@PickleSurpriseVEVO

3 жыл бұрын

Kew Anne On not so funny when they go vote thinking its real.

@hypotheticlz

3 жыл бұрын

Fire Walk With Meme not saying I believe it but people who label something as far right usually do so because they want to discredit the claim, so maybe far right isn’t the correct word

I'm so glad they finally got their hands on some ovaries.

My house is also on a lane behind several species of dangerous shark.

@Shagyamum

3 жыл бұрын

Strange I have an alligator problem

3:15 "convicted of being truthful" 😂😂😂

@MoskHotel

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty much how bailiffs work lol

@mredmond8393

10 ай бұрын

​@@MoskHotelpretty much how society works too tbh sadly

"So, what we're lookin' for is _t i n g s_ "

@dansaunders1655

3 жыл бұрын

Things like that

oh you're pregnant James? congrats 😂

@VacantHaven

3 жыл бұрын

Heavily pregnant, that explains the long absence! Hope it's a smooth birth 🤞

@Shagyamum

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

Me and my friends once marathoned Can't Pay? We'll Take it Away in sixth form. _We'd literally do anything to avoid revision._

@calebcrook5875

3 жыл бұрын

absolute mad lad you are

@ajaxlewis7664

3 жыл бұрын

What a strange thing to marathon xD then again I sometimes watch shopping channels at 3am. Hypnotic shit, that.

@calebcrook5875

3 жыл бұрын

@@ajaxlewis7664 my brother used to do that, crazy stuff.

@nightowl8477

3 жыл бұрын

@@calebcrook5875 - this bro gets it

@liamcraddock9539

3 жыл бұрын

Damn it the teachers in my sixth form would've lost their shit if we did that. Someone watched an episode of Friends in the library at mine and they went fucking mental at us

“They’re going to collect 3000 adult worms”

@Journey_Awaits

3 жыл бұрын

The reptilian overlords have them for lunch

Ahh yes the age-old adage: "you owe £1400 of rent arrears yet you own a £300 TV? Shocking!"

@johnmartinez7440

3 жыл бұрын

I used to work in the benefits office and you'd see people with Netflix subscriptions, an Xbox etc...but then you realise that's all their entertainment. All they can afford is to sit in front of the TV every night, and the cost:entertainment ratio is very good.

@wendycarter5718

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah ! It is shocking !, You pay what you owe first!!!!Then you buy extras! DEBT IS THEFT!!!!!

@Alex-cw3rz

3 жыл бұрын

@@wendycarter5718 debt isn't theft, for example a mortgage is not left.

@Alex-cw3rz

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly, to people like that, every luxury of a poor person seems to be reprehensible, and everything that goes beyond the most abstract need - be it in the realm of passive enjoyment, or a manifestation of activity - seems to him a luxury.

@andymerrett

3 ай бұрын

oh shut up Wendy!

The only true reason people have kids is to haggle with high court officers.

Nothing I hate more on TV than these type of exploitative shows where enforcement officers turn up to reclaim cash from people down on their luck and the TV producers hope it all kicks off like they're filming wounded animals backed against a wall Good target then JJ 👍

@Beastgrows

3 жыл бұрын

What about the landlords etc that are being ripped off by people that don't pay rent?

@legopenguin9

3 жыл бұрын

@@Beastgrows who gives a shit about landlords

@cdname47

3 жыл бұрын

@@Beastgrows there's probably more dodgy landlords out there than dodgy tenants, but neither side are going to be 100% perfect i guess Its just the punching down mentality of these shows is the issue I have a problem with. The landlords aren't even seen in these shows, just some unseen benefactor when the tenant is the one we have to watch struggling for entertainment Not pleasant

@mattuno9892

3 жыл бұрын

UK landlords have been hoarding houses since the 80s artificially inflating rent making it near damn impossible for the younger generation to own a house in the 2020s

@johnmartinez7440

3 жыл бұрын

@@Beastgrows I imagine that's a very tiny %. I know for some landlords that will be their only property, and possibly their main income, but that's not really what this show is about. Sitting the enforcement officers down and then setting up the camera in the hopes of filming a massive Gotcha!/argument is scummy TV.

"They're on their way to collect a debt of 10 billion pounds. It's owed for damage to a Romanian brothel."

"How much can you give us, that's the question" "I got seven children" "It's gotta be a bit more than that..."

2:37 "Collect the debt in full, or remove children from the debtor's home, and sell them to cover the debt."

@MoskHotel

3 жыл бұрын

Human Trafficking Edition

@declangaming24

3 жыл бұрын

Yes they now sell children better than taking stuff in the house

I've missed james so much

@jgal7979

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed Lord Farquaad

"When you can't pay they'll attack several parts of the human body"

it's amazing how you can always sentence mix "Just James" into every video

I’m laughing but I also can’t get over how disgusting this show is.

@jamie150741

3 жыл бұрын

What show is this?

@archiethegeezer7976

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamie150741 it's called "Can't Pay, We'll Take It Away" and while I disagree with a lot of it, there are some cases where people are absolute assholes and is completely there fault there in debt.

@KyunaCookies

3 жыл бұрын

Eat landlords

@cameroncorp

3 жыл бұрын

@@KyunaCookies based

@jake1173

3 жыл бұрын

@@KyunaCookies based

"Rising house prices are prompting landlords to *squeeze rears* or raise rents."

This is the first time I’m watching this show and I can already tell that it’s better like this than it is normally.

"Dealing with an invasion of zombies"... This is what Shaun of the Dead would have looked like if they didn't have the budget for Simon Pegg and Nick Frost...

@itfan42

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@DH-jy9tr

3 жыл бұрын

Now I'm imagining debt collectors, but during a zombie apocalypse. I acc kinda wanna watch that now.

@Roadwarior2

Жыл бұрын

More like a mash up of Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead.

“They’ve been working together for 30,000 years...dealing with an invasion of zombies.” That sounds legitimately epic.

"There is a warrant here for £10, so what we are looking for is tings" 🤣🤣

@AceStar1994

3 жыл бұрын

Things like that.

@themanwiththeplan728

Жыл бұрын

There now on the hunt for a major organ to seize, and sell

@beepthemeep12

2 ай бұрын

Legally on this type of high court warrant. They can only gain access through an open incision.

"If we can escalate a situation, that's what we're going to do" I genuinely believe that Just James is the incarnation of God

Maybe James hasn't been uploading because they took him away

@jamie150741

3 жыл бұрын

No he was pregnant didn't you hear

Just james: uploads everyone: The return of the king

Bro "terrifies underground workers" jesus christ i died

“They’re on their way to collect a debt of ten billion pounds. It’s owed for damage to a Romanian brothel”

Convicted of being truthful, there’s a warrant of 10£

@MrSpruce

3 жыл бұрын

You mean £800 lol.

3:28 “so what we’re looking for is tings” lol rasta 🇯🇲

“How much can i give you “😔 “How much can you get dats the question “😡 “I have seven children “🤗 *whispers seductively* it’s a bit more than that 🕺

wow, james, you've done it again.

"They make their way into war-torn London." Huh, that sounds about right🤣🤣🤣

Please please please do more of these. I haven’t laughed this hard in years. Can’t pay we’ll take it away is by far the best one you’ve done

@jimmytyan9791

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣👌

*An hour after arriving, they finally get their hands on some ovaries*

I think this my 30th rewatch, I absolutely love this channel

“Working with his heavily pregnant wife: Just James” 😂😂😂

This all blends together so much better than other parody videos!

Cant pay we’ll take it away: AnCap edition 2:35

@unlikelysalmon786

3 жыл бұрын

I heard they tried to barter with a vial of plasma and a signed Russ Abbott album. Didn't work, and they even had to cough up the 50p for renting the sirens.

@airqx2808

3 жыл бұрын

welcome to ancapistan, where every man can be a king

I had tears in my eyes watching this 😂

There is something ominous but absolutely hilarious about that video title

Congratulations to you and Stu Mcraken for the baby

Well, I guess a Volvo could technically be considered a refugee in England 😂

Watched in bed, woke wife up because I was giggling. Hope you’re happy with yourself

Just James's videos are the only ones on the internet that can make me cry with laughter. I used to watch them with my friend before he moved away, but he always sends me the link when a new video drops!

0:14 *I really do need that blood back*

“The debtor has ignored demands to pay for over 1.5 hours” 😂😂😂😂

Fun fact : The voice over of Can't Pay We'll Take It Away is by Jason Done, who played Tom Clarkson in Waterloo Road.

@declanhampson1098

3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit. I always recognised his voice but never ever made that connection.

@caitlyngarden7269

8 ай бұрын

GOOD LORD! 😱

Can't pay? Got to gulag

@knobgobblerballsdeep7772

3 жыл бұрын

Hello dad

@ligmadechokoma1625

3 жыл бұрын

Hello son

@rulebritannia8438

3 жыл бұрын

Lenin Lover

"If we feel we can escalate the situation then that's what we do" 😅

*convicted on being truthful*

i’m supposed to be sleeping and i’m too busy cackling at this in the dark

I already love this show, but this made it so much better.

Local plastic surgeons that line is hilarious 😆😆😆😆

“The house is on a lane behind several dangerous species of shark”

Never clicked so fast on a vid

@CadenMHolmes

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@shinypikachu8881

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@CadenMHolmes

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@thesenate2267

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@CadenMHolmes

3 жыл бұрын

Same

"His heavily Pregnant wife Just James." Do you have something to tell us?

'Convicted of being truthful'. Every patriot in the UK

@liamcraddock9539

3 жыл бұрын

How *dare* you like your own country!! ...heheh just kidding Im not a lefty

@alexander92179

3 жыл бұрын

@@liamcraddock9539 well done

‘Working with his heavily pregnant wife, Just James’ 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 *classic*

Woman: "I've got 7 children" In the background: "that's not enough" 😂

I love this show. You have made it 100x better! Thanks for the laugh 😂

Why was there a refugee from Somalia on the drive who was later sold 🤣

“They now owe £10” 😂😂

This is how I feel watching this show in general Bastards

“The house is behind several dangerous species of shark”

Best parts: ALL OF IT!!!

I love these so much, every sentence is hilarious

Oh no, not my crystal meth!

Thanks for entertaining me James. Every time I always appreciate your effort cus these are hilarious 😂 I re watch them now and then aswell. Fantastic

These are brilliant, please keep them coming!! 😂😂😂😂

When you dont have a soul or heart but you want a job.

"They are parasites" True

Imagine wanting to be a debt collector man.

@josephdugdale4150

3 жыл бұрын

The only profession more disgusting than that is a parking attendant, absolute scum of the earth

@deeznoots6241

3 жыл бұрын

Joseph Dugdale nah parking attendants are fine, don’t park like a jackass.

@levelofsnipes7378

3 жыл бұрын

Someone’s gotta do it. Imagine being in debt yourself because somebody refuses to pay you money they owe you, you’ll be begging these guys to go and collect it

@fect1236

3 жыл бұрын

Joseph Dugdale only saying that because you can't park for shit

@Alex-cw3rz

3 жыл бұрын

@@levelofsnipes7378 no, I just rearranged a more manageable pay back scheme. I would never want filth like that terrorising them and stealing sentimental items, that are then sold ridiculously below the going rate.

This is fucking gold. I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“There’s a warrant here for ten pounds, what we’re looking for here is tings”💀💀💀💀💀

"I've got seven children" "There's got to be more than that"

just james said: *you guys are in a crisis i'm on my way*

You've earned yourself a sub. I clicked on this thinking it was a regular episode and ended up laughing harder than I ever have this year.

“ive got seven children, must be more that that“ ahahha

Holy cr*p, this has me laughing like an idiot. I've not laughed this hard since I got diagnosed with depression 😂

@AceStar1994

3 жыл бұрын

I hope you continue to smile and laugh. We are living in not so happy times right now but videos like these really make all the difference. Praying for brighter and better times for you.

@ohno7797

3 жыл бұрын

@@AceStar1994 Awwww, that's so lovely. Thank you so much. I hope you're doing well through these tough times. I think everyone deserves happiness, and whether it be though a simple youtube video, or a sweet comment like yours, I hope everyone has a reason to smile. You're a sweet person, and I hope someone makes your day, just like you've made mine 😊

@AceStar1994

3 жыл бұрын

@@ohno7797 Just be careful you don't ignore any payment demands for over one and a half hours otherwise the bailiffs will come. LMFAO. I'm really happy I made your day. I am doing pretty well but sometimes it can get too much. This video really had me snorting at what I thought was a normal clip of an episode 😂

@ohno7797

3 жыл бұрын

@@AceStar1994 Haha, god forbid they start removing organs 😂. There's times in life you think it's the worst thing to ever happen to you, but sure enough you overcome tee issue and life begins to look good again. Things can get hard, but there's always someone you can talk to, weather it be someone in your personal life, or a professional over the phone. I'm not sure where you are, or if you can reach certain numbers from other countries, but I've been so thankful to talk to professionals over the phone and be able to talk to someone about things I wouldn't want people in my life to hear. Always know there is someone out there who appreciates you, like o appreciate you being so sweet even though we've never met. There will always be a reason to smile. I'm happy you found something to make you laugh and take your mind off things 😊

@AceStar1994

3 жыл бұрын

@@ohno7797 Thank you so much for your lovely words. I'm not sure if you're on Twitter but you are welcome to follow me if you are. My username is @AnneliseBeau. I'm in the North East of England. Where are you? After watching this video, I don't think I can watch the opening of this show in the same way again! And for that, I am happy 😁 I hope you are well.

Last time I was this early Just James was a traffic cop

Haven't laughed at anything this much in a good while, love it

"The key in this job is to use intimidation tactics, so it can be rewarding" 😂

"The debtor has ignored demands to pay for over 1 and a half hours" Could you imagine being asleep and having your door busted through because you didn't pay your gas bill for 2 hours

@Handhandme

3 жыл бұрын

Then they proceed to take some of your organs to cover the bill. hi walter

@technocarp

3 жыл бұрын

@@Handhandme hi :)